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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lunch!
Chicken sammich, Sun Chips, banana. You?


Alt: MWF, NS, GSOH. You?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:05, 210 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I only has breakfast an hour ago. (I love a lie in)
I think I'll pass on lunch today.
(888777555, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
FtM

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Fuck the Mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Female-to-male transgendered

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
I knew there was something about you that I liked

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)
his uterus?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
FTS

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
That's Kroneys bag

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
: )

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Pasta with feta and sundried tomatoes.
Alt: BBW
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
nope. you'll have to explain that one for me...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Big beautiful woman.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)
oh.
is that the socially acceptable term for fat bird?

EDIT: i should point out i'm not saying you're fat. i don't think you're any bigger than i am.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Internet say no
"in all reality it's saying that obesity is supposed to be sexy when it's just disgusting"
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Different strokes for different blokes Rory.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
You're beautiful whatever size you are x

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
It's all cool, everyone's different, take freefair for instance only 12 year old girls get wood into his pecker

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I notice that when people say they want a BBW, they actually mean "J Lo"
because they also want "curves in all the right places"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I have those.
Unfortunately they are accompanied by curves in a lot of the wrong places.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
My mom has gorgeous curves, a plump rear and nice boobs.
I, however, am built like a linebacker.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
My mother is like Twiggy.
That will mean nothingto you, but trust me, it means she's fucking skinny.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
I know who you're talking about.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
trudat
actually, you aren't that big
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Fanku! : ))

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
certainly not big enough to be a BBW.
robust maybe ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Yeah robust and unbreakable : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
I'm fucking Rubinesque!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
means you can have more fun

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Hell yeah!
*smirks*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I'll be having pasta tonight, sadly lots of carbs but yum.
Giovanni Rama.
(888777555, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)
You fat fucking pig, lose some weight you disgust me

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Well the Italians have the lowest obesity rate in Europe so there must be something in it.

(888777555, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
it's all the fags and booze

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)
BLOWNAWAYBYFACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)
How do you explain fat fucking pauly then ??????????

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
leave gonz alone

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Citation needed

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Jesus but you're shite at this.
France and Finland have the lowest Adult obesity rates in Europe. Italy, while reasonably low for adults, has one of the highest childhood obesity levels in the western world. Suggesting it has fuck all to do with diet and a lot to do with lifestyle.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
When you say that's what you'll be having,
do you mean that's what mummy will be cooking?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
I can boil it in water for 2 minutes myself

(888777555, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
I had two, TWO, slices of bread with pumpkin butter on for breakfast.
I think everyone should own a jar of pumpkin butter, it's like an orgasm of the mouth.

alt: wot?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
what's the fascination for pumpkin in your country?
I don't think I've ever tasted pumpkin.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
ssssh don't get her started

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
shutit.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
MODS!!!!!MODS!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
SHUTYOURFUCKINGMOUTHORIWILLPUNCHYOUSOHARD

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
You look about Canadian

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
You look about Mexican.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
You lookabout, lookabout, lookabout, lookabout oooooo-eeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
ew ah ew ah oooooo-eeeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
*jives*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
*high-fives jives*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Pumpkin pie is delicious

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
tastes like sewer rat

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
You obviously had bad pie
Or really good sewer rat.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
hahaha
with that, I'd best get back to work!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
dirty animal.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I have. It mings.
Pumpkin and ginger jam is gawjuss though.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
I don't know, let me just go round and ask everyone.
obvious answer: because it's awesome, DUH.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
mature cheddar, cucumber, tomato, green pepper, onion, baby leaf spinach, red onion chutney
on Hovis granary. With a bag of mixed vegetable crisps.

Alt: MWF? What do you do on Tuesday and Thursday?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
alt: married white female, silly.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)

illy hame
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
that too

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Just a sandwich from the Butty van for me
Massively unhealthy, but enough to keep me going, as I've a majorly busy day.

Alt: BAMF
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
I read that as 'Batty man'.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Jah mon.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
As your 'tentgate' story goes to show

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Oh my god, right now there could be a little baby Ape freshly-squeezed into this grey, grey world.
What kind of society do we live in, eh? JALFREZI!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
baby apes are cute!
I hope they're doing okay. Do you suppose he'll be in later with cigars for all?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)
I fucking hope not, I'm not putting anything in my mouth that's been within 200m of that twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
I mean Ape, not his woman's torn vagina.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
How's baby Noel getting on with her new toy?
and did she get an awesome present for being awesome at school?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
She got £5 for each target grade she hit or surpassed, £30 in total, damned near cleaned me out.
She's not been about much to play with the camcorder but we've got an idea for a thank you vid which we might try and put together when the weather improves some.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Ooof! hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
I don't know yet
Alt: D/s
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Oh man, full on panic attack =( really not very nice things.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I'd be willing to check your testicle for lumps...
........
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)
............................................................................................

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
They're really not : (
Are you okay?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
could be worse
you could be a grown man actually wasting some of his precious life pretending to be a child on an internet forum.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)
He's right Gonz.
Think about nice calm things.
Like St Bernards.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Wassup?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)
I donno, just really sucks, like with ever breath it would speed up my heart and make me shake more, so I don't want to breath, and I know "Ok, first step is to accept you're having one and just achknolidge it" which I did, but with every step closer to w
ork it got worst and now I'm at my desk and I'm getting on with my code so it's getting better.... I think I'm going to take up my ma's offer for a spa-break thing in a couple of weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Remember that a panic attack never lasts longer than around 20 minutes.
Just breathe through it and you have a pulse point on your wrist that you can press to help you calm down too.

Gaz me if you need to discuss hon.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)
There's a quicker one on his neck
Pressure on two spots = panic attack over in mere seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Spocklols!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I guess Spocking a girl would stop her having a panic attack
No, wait, that's curing hiccups.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Two in the pink, two in the stink
That's called the Spocker
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)
That's the joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I know,
I just liked the song
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
thanks =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Gonz! Gonz!
thenextweb.com/shareables/2011/06/30/dyslexie-a-typeface-for-dyslexics/
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)
soup. whatever the fuck I put in it on sunday, I suspect
possibly some form of cured pig, vegetables, stock, chili, paprika and lentils. My memory deserts me.

And a crunchie because it's all the chocolate machine has left.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Cheese and Brocolli pasta and half a bag of haribo
Alt. Hopeless romantic seeks filthy whore.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Too late hon!
I'm not looking at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
You should totally give your Haribo to Blousie.
Are we still on for the husband swap then?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
I asked the wife and she seemed keen at first
but when I told her I would be getting loads of blowjobs and anal sex she vetoed the whole thing! It's like she doesn't even want me to be happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Oh man
what a total cow.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I'd be up for the swap if I had a husband to swap.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)
You can have mine if you want

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)
I was hoping for a younger model if truth be told, but thanks for the offer.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Hey blousie look at my kids! Aren't they cute!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Haha! the youngest definitely looks like you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Poor kid!
Akira looked just like her at her age :)
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Noodles with tuna, soy, chilli and peanut butter
Alt:
BYOB, ROAR
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)
No idea.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Bring your own beer

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)

e a
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Correct - hence the roar

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Salad and a scone with jam and clotted cream
I was denounced for putting the jam on first. Opinions, people - jam or cream first?
(berk, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)
JAM.
How the fuck could you get jam on top of clotted cream?
I'd go butter, jam, cream. Or just jam, cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)
My ex once went
butter, jam, cream, bit more jam, the rest of the cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Impressive

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)
The resulting whine-fest about feeling ill
Was offset by a bit of cream that fell on her rather amazing breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)
*stares wistfully into the distance*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Jam first, always.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Thank you
I insisted this was The Way Things Should Be and got slapped down. I mean, how do you spread jam on top of cream? It's all squidgy.
(berk, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
I bet they just spoon jam on top of the cream
Scummers.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I guess, looking at the science behind it, when you squish it down, the top squerts out more than the bottom, maybe, I don't know why I think that.
But on the basis of that being true, even though I think I just made it up, if the jam goes on the top, it would squidge out over your hands creating a stain on them. OR, or, because a jam you have to spread and the cream you have to dollop, you need to spread it on a solid surface, and therefore it should go on the bottom. Or, if you really really like Jam, and lots of people do, it's OK if you do, then you could spread it on both sides of the scone and put the clotted cream in the middle.

Scone as in gone = Past Tense
Scone as in cone = pressent and future tense.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)
you are assuming here that you make some kind of sandwich
that is not the case
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)
In which case deffo the jam on bottom, so the cream creates a buffer between your hands and the jam, which has stain potential.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Put jam and cream into small bowl or ramekin, mix quickly with a small mixing implement, spread it on the scone.
Jammy cream, done.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Nooooo!
You cannot mix jam and cream
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Eugh, how many kinds of wrong are you?

(berk, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Twelve? I call twelve.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Nice juxtapostion
Appearing to be healthy with a salad, then stuffing your aorta with clotted cream.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)
It is all about balance

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
It's my birthday
and I did not stuff the scone in to my aorta, I stuffed it in to my mouth.
(berk, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Happy birthday!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Happy birthday
I guess one dose of clotted cream a year won't kill you.
Have a good'un.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Put cheese in the scone mix
and throw the jam and cream out of the window. Down a bottle of red wine and enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)
I had a bottle of London Pride and some Lindt Touch of Sea Salt chocolate last night.
That was utterly divine.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Although I expect in some people's books this is +1 WRONG

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Sounds good
though my brain decided that London Pride was gin for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Not wrong
Just not as right as cheese scones and red wine
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I'd say put extra butter into the scone mix, serve piping hot
and then slap plenty of blue cheese butter on it. Entirely with you on the vino though.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)
I don't really mind, but that scone you made the other week was, oh gee oh gosh, just down-right swell.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)
coming as I do from the place cream teas come from
I can tell you that jam first is the Cornish way and cream first is the Devon way.

I tend to go for jam first though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)
It just makes way more sense
you cannot spread jam on top of cream, and whacking it on with a spoon is just plebeian.
(berk, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)
I need to sort this out.
When my Americans visit in September, I will be taking them for a posh cream tea in Bath. I don't want to look like a total pleb in front of foreigners.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)
it depends on whether you want to do it the Devon or Cornwall way
I tend to go the Cornwall route because it is hard to get a modest amount of jam to sit comfortably on top of a mountain of clotted cream
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I'll be honest
I don't think either of them would eat a cream scone anyway. Especially the one who turned her nose up at my offer to make shepherd's pie.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)
what?!
punch her in the dick
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I would
but she used to be a marine. And she's a latina. She could totally kick my arse!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)
she's not Vasquez from Aliens is she?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Has anyone ever told you
you look like a man?

hehehe.


No, she isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Afternoon all
Pasta salad with olives, feta and cherry tomotoes. Healthy noms.

Alt: NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Woo! Hi beekers.
How was the rest of Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Nice and lazy thanks Blousie.
And yesterday I came second out of twelve at short story competition.
Today I nearly collapsed though with yet another dizzy spell complete with nausea and what felt a bit like a panic attack. No idea why!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Get checked out then.
Could be any number of things.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Went to the doc's again on Thursday
Nothing neurological or cardiac that correspond to the symptoms. They think muscular or stress.
All I know is, it's a bit scary and not fair when my life is going really well at the moment. *strops*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Are you particularly stressed at the moment?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)
I don't feel it.
But the dizzy spells are freaking me out a bit so it could be one big self-fulfilling prophecy.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
I get dizzy spells at the time.
I'm still here and past worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I reckon it's a overdose of AWESOME in both cases.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Haha!
You really are too kind, in my case anyway.

Cheque's in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I'm pleased you took my birthday post on your wall in good spirits.
I partly did it to make Poppet laugh as we were skyping at the time but I thought you'd see the funny side.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I never object to being called a sexpot :)

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Hehe!
I can see no other reason.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Its probably bumAIDS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)
dead pandas bumhole bum aids more like

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)
The best kind

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Mmm, virulent.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
I could give pretty much the same response to this most days
A sandwich, an apple, a pear, some oranges, a banana.
Man my life is exciting.

Alt: Following your format - MWM, WS, SSOH
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Boring sammich, banana, penguin and hot meat stick
Alt: TAFKAP
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
....if that really was his name

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
O(+>

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
oh okay
alt: FUBAR
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Alt: FOBBOC

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Vegetable soup, Ryvita thins or whatever they're called.
And four roll up tabs. I may kill myself.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:37, Reply)
You should go on the Supermodel diet.
Coke, coffee and tabs.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)
That sounds great, to be honest, as long as you don't take it too far
didn't Christian Bale do something similar for The Machinist?
(berk, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)
I doubt Christian Bale did coke.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)
too many calories
lawl
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)
IIRC
He had a tin of tuna and an apple a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Totally not worth the $8m or whatever he got for that movie, whatever movie you're talking about.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)
One apple and a bit of tuna a day for that movie.
*edit* Note to self, read previous answers before posting! *facepalm*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)
They probably shot the footage of him skinny first and then fed him up as they went along.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)
He was skinny for the entire movie I think.
Then went and did Batman so had to beef back up.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)
He may be a pillock but you got to admire his willpower to do that.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Certainly.
I'd be fucked if I had to cut down on the calories!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)
what exactly are tabs?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Cigarettes.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Oh!
hmm.
That's interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Alt: BOBFOC, PEBKAC

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)
low resolution fox.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)
1D-10-T

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)
CUNT PICNIC

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Pasta Alfredo
in a nice cafe. Term is now over, I am officially unemployed.

In guinea pig news: According to the vets Higgs is (very) awake an Boson is still a bit dopey.

alt: i don't know what these mean
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)
DCB

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)
what do these things mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I'm right here with you.
I've no idea what they all mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Mine was
Married White Female, Non Smoker, Good Sense Of Humour.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
mine was fucked up beyond all reason

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
that was one of the few i knew
urubandictionarying the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
i can't be arsed

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
so everything has calmed down since yesterday, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)
NMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
No more fanny please?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Hahhaha

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)
What?
It could happen.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Not to me!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I said that many moons ago.
But I meant 'not my fucking problem'.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)
alt: NIMBY
IYKWIM, AITYD
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

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