Is it considered a threadstomp if it's 4 hours later?
I don't think so.

Today is my last day in this job, and my last day of work before I get married. Exciting stuff.

What have you got to be excited about?

alt: apparently we should be able to see a supernova this week. Does this interest you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:44, 170 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Saturday night
is Baby Wants Candy at Leicester Square theatre. I waited 6 years to see this show and this will be my second time in 3 weeks, so therer's that.

And Sunday I am taking my 5 year old niece to Legoland. I am less excited than I am full of trepidation, mind.

alt: Super what now?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Waiting to hear back from the interview, I suppose
Aside from that, not much at the minute.

Alt: That sounds amazing, but I'll bet cloud cover round my way is too poor for me to see it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:48, Reply)

I happened centuries ago, I think, you can't blame them for not knowing the weather would be bad this week.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:52, Reply)

fail to plan = plan to fail

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:00, Reply)

I think I've found a real copy of Scroobius Pip's new album, Distraction Pieces.
I'm buying it when it comes out in a few weeks, but I'm looking forward to listening to it.

Yesterday I meet up with Clendrix who is the most lovely person in existance, we went to see the inbetweeners movie, which had quite a few laugh out loud moments but wasn't as good as the TV show.

I've got to get a t-shirt or hoodie that says "pussay patrol".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:51, Reply)

OH YEAH, AWW HELL YEAH, I GOT A MAHOOOOSIVE FIZZY SLUSH PUPPY

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:53, Reply)

i.imgur.com/VSXNk.jpg
i.imgur.com/ucySn.jpg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:55, Reply)

I thought you meant you had that now
I was thinking going to the cinema to get a fizzy slush puppy and some toffee crisp popcorn stuff for breakfast was a little strange
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Ooh, he's playing Birmingham!
livebrum.co.uk/2011/11/03/scroobius-pip
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Sweet !
Damn, the download is garbage
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Going to see Half Man Half Biscuit next week
Going out for a meal with some work colleagues on Friday night at Jamie Oliver's Italian, menu looks quite nice : www.jamieoliver.com/italian/food-menu
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:57, Reply)

that does look quite nice
I get to eat at my favourite restaurant next week. I'm pleased.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Which is where?
I am enjoying living in the city centre, there's a lot of good eating out options.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:03, Reply)

the Seafood Café in St Ives

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:04, Reply)

I hear St Ives is full of polygamists

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I have not experienced that for myself

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:17, Reply)

They have a serious cat overpopulation issue as well

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Not anymore, they all left...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)

it's ok though
because everyone is entitled to take a sack full when they leave
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)

You lucky sod. Where are they playing?


Also, Jamie's Italian is actually really good, given that it's the same price as Pizza Express. It's not going to change your life, but you shouldn't be disappointed.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Leamington Assembly
I can get the train there and back woo! Although my track record with Leamington trains isn't great.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I had a look to see if they were playing London anytime soon.
They don't gig much, do they?: cobweb.businesscollaborator.com/hmhb/guest/index.htm
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:04, Reply)

You missed them in June, looks like

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Yeah, (although I read that as Jan when I first looked and thought it was for 2012, so was a little disappointed when I realsied)

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Don't get the spaghetti bolognese

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Why, does he wank in that?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Looks it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Duly noted
I am leaning towards the Lamb Spiedini or the Wild Boar Sausages, anyway.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:04, Reply)

I'm worried now.
Because I ate that and thought it was good.

I may as well just invite Jamie round to jizz down my throat then.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Although
he'd probably send one of those ASBO kids to do it anyway.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:05, Reply)

It was very nice.
I have always enjoyed well-seasoned tan-coloured mince. My great grandma made it a lot.
It's just if someone is expecting a bolognese sauce they might be a little surprised.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:06, Reply)

I imagine what you get is a proper bolognese sauce, then.
it's not supposed to have tomatoes in it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Yes it is. Don't start that nonsense.
I know too many italian people.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:14, Reply)

I'm not starting that "nonsense"
it genuinely isn't. It's a slow-cooked meat ragu with a small quantity (like a couple of tablespoons) of tomato puree for colour and richness only. Even Wikipedia accepts that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I accept everything you say, and you just mentioned tomato purée.
That contains tomatoes.
Case closed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

"tomatoes" was what I said, not puree.
Plus, it's a tiny amount and it's only to change the colour.

Soffritto, veal, pork, stock, wine, maybe milk. herbs and seasoning and a tiny bit of puree to colour it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Where did I say it should be chock full of tomatoes?
I said it's red and they put more than a tiny bit, because they like it coloured.
ALSO, TOMATO PURÉE CONTAINS TOMATO. That makes meals with puree inside them meals that contain tomato.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:26, Reply)

thai fish sauce contains anchovies
I suspect you'd get fairly short shrift suggesting that one of the ingredients of thai green curry was anchovies.

If I'd have meant it had nothing tomato-based in it I'd have said "no tomato" not "no tomatoes".

Which, I grant you, is a very subtle difference, and easily missed, but I'm having a cunt of a week so I'm going to be pointlessly belligerent about it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I do think
that anyone with a fish or tomato allergy would disagree with this though.

But as you say, it's a fine distinction.

This is why I love B3ta. Where else could I be discussing what constitutes something having tomatoes in it at 9.38 on a Thursday morning?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

anyone with a fish allergy deserves to die.
/harsh thursday.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Aw, they don't bother me.+
Peanut allergy sufferers can fuck off though. Making me eat pretzels instead of nuts on planes just because their mothers didn't eat any peanuts during pregnency because they are scared of everything The Daily Mail tells them to be scared of.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Selfish cunts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Oh
I stand corrected. I thought you meant tomato of any description.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

for some reason
I really like the word 'ragu'
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Are you on a Ragu Tip?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I am not

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I am.
Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day,
Ay um ba day,
Ba day ba wadladie day,
Ey ey ba day ba wadladie day,
Ay um ba da- ay um ba da-da-da-da wadladie day!
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)

If that earworms on my today
I'm going to fucking hunt you down and kill you slowly. Regardless of any previous positivity I may have had towards you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I may have already done myself in
because I can't get it out of my head now.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:26, Reply)

What?
It bloody should! It shouldn't have a lot of the shit we put in it, but it should definitely have tomato.

Apparently it also should have milk, mind you, which makes my stomach turn a little.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)

it has a small amount of tomato puree in for colour
it has no tomatoes in it. Trust me on this.

It's become so bastardised away from Bologna that, yeah, it pretty much always does have tomoatoes in. I'm not getting food Nazi, I don't care, it tastes good either way, but if the fat-tounged monkey makes it in the traditional way in his restaurant I'm afraid he is right
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I saw that above.
Crossed wires (or a slightly different definition of what constitutes having tomatoes in it, I guess).
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I've had one made from the recipe in his book
The creme fraiche fucking ruined it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:06, Reply)

It seems it's been checked by the Health Department
as some people have seen mice running on the tables.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)

they're appetisers
it's tres chic.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Tres chic
is not italian. As wasn't the mouse.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I shall steer clear of the Linguine too
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1385208/Jamie-Olivers-Italian-restaurant-chain-gets-food-poisoning-warning.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:21, Reply)

If it's the one in the bullring
I have heard from several different self that it is indifferent at best. Not to put a dampener on your evening or anything.
(berk, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Fuck all
as all life is simply marking time before inevitable death.

Splendid work on the wedding, sir. Remember to start your speech "On behalf of the Doris and I" ... trust me, they love it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I'll make sure I do that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I am excited on your behalf

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:02, Reply)

exciting stuff young vipros
i have a busy couple of weeks on at the mo. The only this I'm *really* looking forward to is stupid and boring and I've talked about on here before too much.

so i'm going to lie and say I'm flying in a helicopter to look at a volcano. Hey, it might happen one day.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Congrats on getting married.
I am excited about buying some new socks this weekend. This is what happens when you're married with kids. Hope I haven't put you off.
(McChinaman banned, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:04, Reply)

we don't intend to have kids
I think I'll be ok
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Dodged a bullet there then

(McChinaman banned, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Another year older tomorrow which is a bit meh
but I've used it as an excuse to have some friends up for some home cooked mexican food and copious amounts of alcohol and games. I'm also bound to get a nice bottle of single malt from someone (this is the default present for me and I'm not complaining).

Alt: Yes it does
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:05, Reply)

happy birthday
if indeed it is your real birthday
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)

*Pulls a mask off*
Woulda gotaway with it! If it weren't for you pesky kids!
(McChinaman banned, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:20, Reply)

If indeed that was a mask.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Thanks Cappy
My eldest is threatening to break out the 'beer bong' for the occasion, the little scamp.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Congratulations!
And congratulations again! I hope the rest of your life is equaly happy and exciting!

I'm excited about so many things right now that I have lost the power to feel anything but waves of stress from time to time. I can't even get upset (and my sister is definetily deserving a good upsetting from me). Looking for a new home next Saturday, in Worthing. Selling Mark's house in Sale and moving all the stuff. Moving from Redhill to Worthing, all that before October if possible. Then the baby should arrive. Then, in 4-6 months from now, we should be moving again, somewhere exciting and with a promotion for Mark... far too many things.

I'd like to see the supernova but it seems you need binoculars, and I have none. And more importantly, even if I could get some, it needs to be clear sky, and that's not going to happen, is it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:11, Reply)

sounds like you have a lot going on!
it is a shame that the skies don't look they will be clear to see the supernova, particularly as I have some binoculars.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I'm hoping they'll get a bit clear
in the 9 days left to see it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Congratulations!
Seeing that I have run up a £500 overdraft on an account I haven't used in an age isn't so good. Apparently, it was a credit card I forgot about.

Anyone got a spare £500?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I put it to you that you have too many credit cards
if you can forget about one.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I concur
If I forgot about one of my credit cards I would think I had no credit cards
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:26, Reply)

So did I.
Bloody forgetfulness. That's October and November wiped out for anything interesting to do.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I applied for one the other day
and couldn't have one as I haven't been in my current address long enough. Should really have got one before I moved, I suspect.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I am going to Alton towers on Sunday
staying in a hotel and getting fucking bladdered before going to the theme park in the morning and playing on rides all day and I don't have to do any driving and will have no children with me so I will be consuming many things in excess in a consequence free environment.

Seeing a supernova actually does interest me a lot! More than your wedding in fact. I remember how exciting things were before my wedding but they change once they have that ring, they swear they won't and you don't believe they will but they do, then one day you find yourself with the knife in your hand standing over the body and you have no idea how you got there and you have to dispose of the body and somehow convince her family that she moved to Saudi Arabia with one of those princes from the shitty books she reads and is never coming back then the police question you for ages but they can't charge you due to lack of evidence and no body, you can't get any life insurance and because you now have two kids to support on one salary you lose the house and end up living in a crummy rented flat with everyone whispering behind your back that they know the truth.

And that is why you shouldn't get married.
( Peej, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:27, Reply)

*backs away slowly*

(McChinaman banned, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Listen to PJ
He knows of where he speaks
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)

You are going to vomit out your internal organs
if you go on the rollercoasters with a hangover.

Do it!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I WILL!

( Peej, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Sheesh
You as well?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Nemesis is the best ride at Alton Towers
Anyone who tells you otherwise is a fool, a liar, and a commie.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Mrs Cow is off there next weekend with the school
She hates rollercoasters - haha!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Bit early in the year for a school trip, surely?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)

You've obviously never been on the teacup ride
Epic ride.
( Peej, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Went on it, span it as fast as we could
Fell out when it stopped, felt sick for about ten minutes, went back on it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:01, Reply)

You can't get a thrill like that on Nemesis

( Peej, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)

A while ago, we went in about the 3rd week of September, midweek
We managed to go on Nemesis 5 times in a row, only had to queue once, as that was for the front.

Conclusion = Nemesis at the front is nowhere near as good as riding at the back.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)

You are wrong
Oblivion is the best ride, followed by Air, Rita, Nemesis, then Thirteen.

*is neither a fool, a liar, nor a commie*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Air is shite.
Far, far too slow.

And Oblivion is a one trick pony.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)

It is Cow Jrs first day at "big school" today
She has been up since 6am with excitement

Alt:
Yep, though I doubt I'll get to see it. Light pollution innit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

how did I not know about this supernova
and how is it I live somewhere with so much cloud the locals don't believe in stars?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

This^
I didn't know either

*investigates further*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

hehe
it makes ma happy to read the report on sky news
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I'm glad your mother likes it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

oops
accurate typing is for npncas
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Yeah, they are good on the mountain passes too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

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( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Don't you "oi" me miss
There is nothing wrong with my sig
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

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( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:53, Reply)

*BRRR*
*DOES NOT COMPUTE*
*7 bit architecture error*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Yay for Weddings!

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Other than your own, fuck weddings.
People keep getting married and costing me a fortune in air fares, hotels, presents and booze. Fuck them in the face.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I don'tthink vipros will make you go to his

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

If he had invited me to his I would have gone.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

awww

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

:D

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I LOVE weddings.
People get EMOTIONAL and there's pretty DRESSES, and there's BOOZES, and there's GROOMS GETTING TEARY, and there's everybody HUGGING and KISSIIIING. It's Ace. I fucking LOVE weddings.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I like the ones with free booze best
at the last one there was also delicious sausages
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:41, Reply)

At my sister's wedding a fortnight ago, there was free booze, I nearly snaffled a bottle to take home with me there was so much booze.
But I was a good girl and left it there for others.
I had KFC for dinner. This was a mistake. I feel a bit queasy now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I love KFC.
Which is odd because I like food.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I should have just stuck to their chips,
the chicken ALWAYS makes me feel sick. It's so greasy and undiscernable.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Very much the same.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

At the last one the meal was a sit down buffet
Lasagne, gammon, sticky ribs, salmon, wedges, etc, fantastic meal.

Was rather gutted to be one of the few who didn't go up for another serving.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Man, you must know some gay grooms.
All of those things, while positive, are somewhat outweighed by the £500 it costs me to go to every one of them. Which, when you have 9 in a year, gets a little expensive.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:44, Reply)

..... clearly you're going to the wrong weddings.
It costed me all of $50 to go to my Sister's wedding.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

oh! I want to go to a wedding, now
I must cajole my brother to marry his woman.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Defs!
I just love weddings. I think they're great.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Not really
time constraints and where I live mean i need to fly to most weddings. Aiports are rarely near wedding venues. So flight/hire care/hotel/presents and it adds up rather.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

then the solution is clear
have less friends
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

the last two weddings I went to
cost me in the region of £150 each. When you consider the cost of travel, and a hotel, then booze.. I'm not even counting the cost of new dresses, shoes etc in with that, either.
(berk, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I love how you justify new dresses and shoes into it, like you'd be turning up naked otherwise.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Well you can't wear the same dress to different weddings.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Why not?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:12, Reply)

'tis an expensive business
plus throw in a stag do and that summer holiday looks a long way off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Oh you grumpy tits, you had yours so now everyone can get fucked.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I've had two.
If I had that attitude I've never have got married again. I just get fed up with the cost.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Greedy bugger, I haven't even had one

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Morning all
I'm too jaded to get excited about anything these days.
Still, new horizons eh Vip? Enjoy the nuptials, I think your own is probably the best wedding you'll go to. I'm no big fan of weddings, but I'd get married again just to have a big party with everyone I know.

Alt: I want to see a supernova but chances are I'll forget and, as AA said, it'll probably be too cloudy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Exciting stuff indeed.
Marriage, whilst not working for me, is fucking brilliant and you will love it.

Top tip for the day: 3 or 4 times, grab hold of the Mrs and say to her "Look around, take it all in". Just the two of you. They will be your memories for the day because it flies by.

Best of British to you.

Alt: Yes. Living in London means we don't get stars.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)

this is a good top tip
at mine, I barely saw him (in retrospect, not a bad thing) lots of stuff happened and then is was 2am. As far as I can tell this took about 20 minutes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Due to horse based incidents at ours, we weren't really bothered what happened, as long as everyone had beer/wine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

did one of the guests trying to
bum the horse?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

4 tried, 2 succeeded

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

congratulations on the exciting stuff
I too am starting a new job in a few weeks, which is quite exciting. I'm not getting married though.
I'd like to be able to see the supernova but the likelihood of me being able to is pretty slim.
(berk, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I'm on holiday starting Thursday next week
and for part of it I'm going to up to York as I like the city and they have a food festival on too. So I'm going up for a night to eat my face right off.
( Kroney, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I too like York
Lots of nice pubs and good places to eat and a town centre it is impossible to get lost in. Couple of good record shops too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:01, Reply)

York is the best place I've been to ever for a day of leisurely drinking

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Yup, and since there's a food festival on
we should be able to subsist entirely on free food samples. I'm really looking forward to it.

I may have to go to Jorvik Viking Centre. I haven't been there since I was about 9.
( Kroney, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:03, Reply)

It hasn't changed since then I think
A bit smellier perhaps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I had fantastic food at The Golden Fleece in York
although that was over 10 years ago.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Any more recommendations like this would be gratefully received.
Last time I was there I walked around for a bit, got a McDonalds and then had my gearbox explode.
( Kroney, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Is that a euphemism?
Did she charge extra to "Explode your gearbox"?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I'd have to say Edinburgh on that score.
Going up again in October. Thank you £19 Travelodge rooms and cheap train tickets!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Edinburgh is also very good but I prefer the wanders round York

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Oh, I like York too.
But the architecture in Edinburgh blows me away every time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Where do you go boozing in Edinburgh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

A few places.
Black Rose on Rose St, Whistle Binkies, the Scotsman (a dive but good crack), Guildford Arms, maybe down the Grassmarket. Depends on what we fancy really.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I like Rose St
I went to the Gary Rhodes restaurant at the top/bottom there many years ago. FUCKING NOM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Didn't know there was one!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

It went tits years ago

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Ah, that would be why then.
We went to the Hard Rock Cafe last time we were there as a treat for Sweary Jr. Expensive but I fucking love their burgers. My father-in-law, being the curmudgeonly old misanthropic hard to please grump bag that he is reckoned that McDonalds burgers were better.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Im thinking of making a badge for supporters of Monty's ethos
I was thinking

The Monty Boyce group
for acceptance, tolerance
and clean living

*warning may contain traces of racism
( Peej, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I think traces should be in 72 point Comic Sans
and flashing red
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Needs more kilospoons

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)

NO, WITH A KNIFE !!111!1!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I'm excited about coming to your wedding
I'm bringing a surprise
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Is it your rape hammer?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:10, Reply)

No TUB that would be inappropriate
I'm bringing a surprise horse, the surprise is that has been given an enormous dose of LSD and Viagra
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Even better
I am 100% positive that Mr & Mrs Vipros will love that. Have you considered adding Ex-lax into the mix too?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

That'll be a real ice-breaker.
A skittery horse, off it's tits with a hard on. What more would any bride want on her big day?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Croissants and smug

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Should I make a cup of tea with powdered baby milk
or get off my arse and go to the shop?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I can't see how you'd make decent milk out of powdered babies. Sounds wrong to me.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Tell that to Nestle
/topicalfortenyearsago
( Kroney, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Moving to Wales next week.
Got cute uni girl coming round tonight and have convinced my mates work experience kid to help me sort stuff and pack and he wants to be paid in weed so happy days.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)