Nerds Gather Round
Fatties at the back, website people front and centre, make yourself known , I have a website building issue and I'm on the clock here so no dicking around.

The rest of you can talk amongst yourselves, but unless I throw you a bone you'll talk about biscuits, so alt q is:

'most unfair thing you've ever heard of'
( WormuIus, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:36, 144 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alt: 'NakedApe poster has a job, a wife, a child and a home'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)

*checks bank balance, smiles*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

*checks Monty's Bank Balance*
*laughs*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Al you HACKER you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I didn't know they made numbers that small and/or negative.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)

It is too hard to display a moth where the blanace should be

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I own a computer.
You shoulda asked MGT or Kewpie. They do all that shit, never fucking stop banging on about it either.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)

if you know rachelswipe you shuold kill yourself now to save time in the long run

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I always thought that Demi was too old for Ashton

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:49, Reply)

my lady likes ashton, i don't see his appeal

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Is she a fat lezza? because he is a massive cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)

i'd say she's avergae figure, not skinny but in good shape
shes deffo a lezzer tho, she fancies sarah from her walk the big dyke cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

that men don have vaginas on their hands for wanking purposes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Alt: Private schools.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)

why?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Because it gives rise to a two tier society, where those without money are condemned to a second class education system.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I don't believe this for a second, many state schools are as good if not better than private schools

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

It's not even the quality of education
It's the private system (at least in the most expensive ones) constantly reinforcing the idea in the children's minds that they are superior because mater and pater have stumped up a vast amount of money so that their toffee-nosed sprog could rub shoulders with "the right sort of people," who will hopefully help them get a bully job once they've fagged their way through a Bachelor's in Neo-Gothic Basket Weaving at Oxford.

Not that I've a chip on my shoulder or anything...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Also
You don't actually need to be a proper qualified teacher to teach in a private school
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:03, Reply)

to be fair
parents like that would infect their children with those ideas regardless of the school.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

This is true, and I am generalising
I should add that I've met plenty of people who went to boarding school and turned out perfectly nice people. Unfortunately I also met plenty of cunts from the same institutions who though a two-tier society was a bally good idea, and what the thundering Jupiter was I doing sullying their university with my povvo state-comp background?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:06, Reply)

twats are twats regardless of backround
they jsut turn into different sorts of twats, track suits yobs hanging around bus stops intimidating or arrogant hoorah henry's who think they own the world.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:12, Reply)

it's nature and nurture
i've just been reading "the help" which is all about the concept that the little white girls loved their black nannies, but somehow grew up into thinking that making them use an outside toilet "because they have different diseases" and other beyond horrendous things was the right way to be.

what do parents say to their kids to make them think like that?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:18, Reply)

'the help' is a really shit book, though.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:26, Reply)

my woman went to private school and she hant turned out graet
so did the fit one of TOWIE, and she's thicker than dogshit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I don't want to get into a big debate about this
but generally the schools which are the worst are those in poor areas. Which just tends to compounds the problem, I don't really agree with private education, but I don't think I'd try and stop it, I would prefer if all schools were of an excellent standard for everyone to go to, but since they aren't and realistically, they probably won't ever be, I would like to ensure that any children of mine have a good education even if that meant I had to either move house, or pay for it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

can't polish a turd, al
might as well spend the money on your tomatoes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)

You are correct.
There are loads of excellent state schools and loads of shit private ones. People who trot out this 'outraged lefty student' nonsense have no idea what they are talking about AL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I'm glad your education led to you having a firm grasp of finance.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)

*rolls around in pit of money*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Can it, baldy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:06, Reply)

lamps is happy with the plans for monday. hoorah, i am most excited
still need to email or text gonz and clendrix and TGB etc etc, will do that today!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:09, Reply)

*adjusts toupee*
HA! In your face Boyce!

On a serious note, has your good lady invited you to the upcoming hot meat session?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I wasn't suggesting that state schools are shit, mine was ace, and not all private schools are gonna be good.
But the idea that you can pay for (in theory) better education due to who your parents are doesn't sit right with me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Why not? It's a free economy people should be able to buy waht they want
by this reckoning you disagree with private health care as well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Barry is the original poster boy for state handouts

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:15, Reply)

If you don't hand it out, he'll nick it anyway.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:18, Reply)

He's a loveable cheeky chappie
I see him as Danny Dyer for some reason
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:20, Reply)

It would be fun to see him get punched in the face too.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I don't think it's right that you can 'buy' education.
And what I think about health care isn't relevant, you don't have to lump everything in with each other.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:16, Reply)

many of the kids who get it for free don't care about it at all
i remember having a zimbabwean taxi driver who was telling me that he used to hire himself out as muscle for the white kids - in return for walking them home, he got to read their books. it really made me think about little shits like my cousin, who is at a really good state school and talking at the weekend about getting pregnant at 16 to get a flat... when she was 8, she wanted to get good grades and be a teacher. now she's 14, she wants a sprog and a council flat? wtf?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)

OMG! I can't believe emotionally immature children don't appreciate what they've got!
It's so totally unbelievable! I know when I was 14 I was totally appreciative of absolutely everything that I had!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)

why don't you tell me how you want me to react
and i'll do it? saves all the pissing around.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:34, Reply)

And where would the fun in that be?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)

you and i have very different ideas of fun
eg, you like to laugh at my dead mother. whereas i am waiting for your wife to have several painful bloody miscarriages and nearly die in labour before running off with the hot, high-earning doctor - leaving you to bring up a mong-child that looks nothing like you to rub salt into the final aching wounds - before i mock you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Actually they sound pretty similar ideas
Perhaps you two should get together over a drink to discuss it further?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:44, Reply)

only if i get to wear my ipod throughout
i hear he has a laugh like a donkey fucking a seal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Interesing isn't it
she's wishing severe physical and emotional trauma on a woman she's never met, just because I disagree with her opinions on how a "good" society should operate.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:49, Reply)

haha no it isn't
it's because i think she married a cunt!

also the wishes part of it are not genuine. well, maybe the running off with a hot rich doctor. that part i do wish for her.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Again, I wish it weren't needed as I believe that we should all be able to access a good health care system for free.
But that isn't going to stop me obtaining private health insurance as the system we currently have just isn't good enough.

Of course there is an argument that says that if you can afford private health care and education then you should do and keep funding a state system for those that can't afford it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:17, Reply)

That is what I believe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Trouble with this is, you get people like Swipe who start saying
"why should I be contributing to this state system when it doesn't benefit me, if they want health care they should pay for it like I do" and then you get a run down system that doesn't work properly and ultimately your society ends up suffering.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:39, Reply)

if you're going to quote me, do it properly.
i have never ever said i should not contribute to it. all i ever said was, fuck me, if i have to pay a fortune in tax, can't they spend it properly please. i have never begrudged paying money for education, but i have a brother who is deputy head of a state school, and my mother was head of a state infant school, and my cousin teaches in a state school... and ALL of them have/had the most horrendous stories about how the money gets wasted and doesn't go on the right bits!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:42, Reply)

You don't believe in free education post-18 though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:46, Reply)

again, not an accurate quote
i said, and have always said, it should be merit-based. if you get good grades, you get it free. which can be weighted towards state schools to make it fair. i would also make it harder to get funding for some courses than others, eg medicine and teaching degrees should have lower threshholds, surfing studies should have a 10 A threshhold!

what i then said was, the students rioting because they EXPECT it for free regardless of the merits of their achievements or proposed courses etc is not something i can get on board with.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Fair enough, you did say that.
I don't think you are accurately portraying the students who were rioting demonstrating though. Forgive me if I missed it, but I didn't hear any of them quoted as EXPECTING free education regardless of the merits of their achievements or proposed courses. I think they just wanted everybody to be able to have a fair crack at it.
Let's not start that discussion up again though, eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:56, Reply)

i have a meeting now
so yes, let's not! x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)

gerra room

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Down with parental choice

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)

If i were a parent i'd choose to give away a downs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Cruel but sensible

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)

and
those awful kids who were bright enough to get scholarships that paid for their own education from age 9-21. i mean, god.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)

THEY ARE OPPRESSING THE NOBLE WORKERS!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)

well yeah
and not paying any sort of taxes to support the education system once they qualify. in fact - my dad even had to pay tax on my scholarships, which i remember thinking was a bit unfair, since the scholarship was technically mine, and i didn't pay tax at the age of 9.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Alt: Dale Farm
Loads of caravans in one place, populated by carnies and pikeys - and not a single fucking dodgems. That's totally un-fair.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I bet they all have fucking goldfish too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:03, Reply)

worst post ever

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:08, Reply)

above ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:13, Reply)

For me, one thing that I find quite unfair is that JRR Tolkein & Brian Jacques are dead, and also Terry Pratchett will have forgotten who he is in the next couple of years, and will likely be dead
Yet Dan Brown is still free to flood the market with his self worshipping shite, that far too many people seem to believe is actually factual.

Also, the fact that Chris Moyles, the fat, unfunny fucking wanker is able to sit on his arse, talking shit with his mates and playing shit music, and is paid more than £500,000p.a. for that. I COULD FUCKING DO THAT!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Lord of the Rings was tedious to read

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I find that when broken down into seperate books, I really enjoyed 1 & 2
But when it came to read 3, I only had that in one volume, and decided to re-read them from the start. I've still never finished 3, as it was just fucking hard work to read.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:15, Reply)

book nerd fantasy overload
MICE WITH SWORDS
GOBLINS
MAGIC
YEYEYEYEYEY
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:17, Reply)

You should read "A Game of Thrones"
It will change your outlook man, it will totally convert you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Brian Jacques was AMAZING on Superstars.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Trotting that one out again, are we?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Alt: life
/beakering cunt
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:21, Reply)

JUICY JUGS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:46, Reply)

i like juicy jugs

( broadsword, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:50, Reply)

WE ALL LIKE JUICY JUGS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Multiple orgasms.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Why are they unfair?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Because I don't have them.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:58, Reply)

SADFACE
BGB, if you were my woman, I wouldn't rest until we'd cracked that particular problem.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Hehehe!
It's a good job I'm a big fan of the journey as well as the destination.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)

wait, are we talking eh generall accepted definiteion of multiple orgasm or the dicitionary definition?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

oh and i been pub luinch

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Did you have ham egg and chips?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)

i dint eat, jsut drank

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)

No pork scratchings?
I ate some BBQ chicken wings at my desk, but I burnt my mouth on a beef and bean stew last night so it's still sore.

My office smells like BBQ chicken wings now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)

mini xchaders
think it was a gay bar or summat
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)

That's a wrong pub snack, there's not enough salt to munch ratio.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)

it was a gay bar, sasha did a music video there, it was shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:23, Reply)

her choreography made the macarena look good

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:29, Reply)

ANSWER THE FUCKEN QUESTION!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)

What's the difference?
Oh did you see, Swipe go upset at me again and said she hoped my wife died.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)

bitch just jeal cos she alone
peeps think its one massive repeating orgams, bit it aint its just more than one in a sitting
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Oh right, well I've already got that down to a tee.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:25, Reply)

yeah its like proper easy and that
i was seeing lady qwuent dfor a wee while and during love i asked how her monay she'd ahd ina row before and then kept going til i beat it by one
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)

*pops head round door frame*
Hullo all, been mental busy at work so may not be here long. To add to the Amberl thing I messaged her on FB a couple of days ago but have had no reply. I thing we should send Jeff after her, he's the nearest.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)

just keep checking facebook til one of her siblings makes a post announcing her death

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)

: (
I'm worried.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Well she doesn't eat pizza and Vincent Tabak's been banged up so I reckon she's alright on that score

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I'm not so much worried that she's dead, just that something is wrong.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)

she dead

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Ring her then.
if she doesn't answer, she's dead
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)

SHE DEAD?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Proper

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

oh no

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

But if she's not dead she's going to kick your arse
by typing things at you on the internet
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)

thats when it hurts most of all

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Yeah, same here.
Maybe she just has B3thAIDS and isn'y talking to people....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I reckon she fell in the shower and choked on her muff

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Not nice boy, not nice.
When she comes back she'll kick your arse.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Hahahah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)

And miss out on the opportunity to beaker?
So she's dead then?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

WE'RE ALL DEAD IT WAS PURGATORY ALL ALONG

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Perhaps she's just on holiday.

( Kroney, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Innit.
Dramaz. Like when you see all police cars and ambulances and you're like "oooh what's happened" and they go "oh someone in the bail hostel up the road burnt their toast."
Gutted.
She'd better be dead or something now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)

She'll have finally found some bloke
and will have been up to her neck in cock for the last few days.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

We can but hope.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I like Amberl and I'll feel sorry for her if something has happened
but we've got no way of knowing, no way of doing anything about it if we had and all this wild speculation is pointless and stupid. It's far more likely something entirely normal has happened or she's decided not to talk to any online weirdos for a bit.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:13, Reply)

She can't afford a holiday.
And why isn't she returning text messages?
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Then we should have another whip round for her

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I dunno, maybe she's lost it, or it broke, or it got nicked,
or she can't afford to put credit on it, or she's too busy talking to her many RL friends.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Once again, innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

My spider senses RL dramaz.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

RIP Amberl 4ever in our hearts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Wotz ur fav membery of her?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

erm the one wear she called darth a gay

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

JUICY JUGS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I've been lagging behind in the creepy stakes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Maybe you could white knight her

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Nobody really picks on her, I'd have to set up a sock account to be mean to her with and then ...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)

pfffft, i'm amberl

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I'M AMBERL

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:23, Reply)

oh fuck i thought you wa a router?
screeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwm
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Well ring her then, you plum. What's the point in keeping on saying that here?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

but she won't reaply to her texts!!!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Well fucking ring her?
Or accept that some internet bird isn't being very internetty.
or she's dead.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

OH FUCK SHES DEAD HER POR FAMILY

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

We were so close.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

She fucking hates you all

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

finger on nose, points

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)