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Morning allAuditions for the /offtopic Christmas panto are here. Nominate your Mary, Joseph, 2nd star on the left, etc
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In the traditional spirit of leftovers I have concocted some kind of spicy Vietnamese style broth in which I plan to dump a load of raw steak in ala that one on Rick Stein. Will I die? Strikethroughs after dump not allowed
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As I'm feeling generous, tell me the funniest thing you have seen to/ from work or college. Please. I beseech you!
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Chocolate or jelly sweets?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:07,
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I'll provideMy own tea towel if I'm given the role of wise man.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:24,
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DealGold, Frankenstein or Blur?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:31,
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Will you be bringing Gold, Frankenstein or Grrrr?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:31,
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Shit, that's a lot of questions.Raw steak won't kill you but it might make you a bit ill.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:27,
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The residual heat of the soup "should" poach the meat(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:30,
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So then what you worried for?As long as it's been heated through it'll be fine plus rare beef is da shizzle.
*does elaborate hand gesture to add weight to this point of view, ends up looking like a twat*
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:36,
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I would like to nominate myself for playing the most tired character in a panto. Spent yesterday fitting 22mm copper pipe and 15mm poly pipe for a new central heating and hot water system. I am shattered.
Yes Rory before you mention it I am not qualified, but the mate I am helping out is and he supervised and checked the lot.
Alt Alt Alt: Neither - savoury everytime - blue cheese instead please.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:36,
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CHCB and Darth as Mary and Josephsomehow she's knocked up but no one believes he was anything to do with it. the mighty badger, al and woodside as wise men. Monty as Herod. Swipe as the innkeeper who won't let them stay in the inn that her Da bought for her because they haven't earned it the scroungers.
alt: no, it'll be grand, raw steak is delicious.
altalt: someone walking into a lamppost whilst reading a newspaper.
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You'd be hard pressed to find three wise men around here.So let's go with Aberaccion for Mary, Monty for the Inn Keeper (sorry no blacks or Jews), Anyone welsh can be a shepherd. Quenten can be the baby Jesus. I'll be the angel Gabrial (assisting with the immaculate conception) That Joseph is a shit part, so anyone can do that. BGB and Roota as angels descending from the heavens.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:43,
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That's true.I forgot the part of Herod, would you like to do it. I'm sure we can get a suitable Salome for you, if that helps.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 7:57,
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Barry as GodKnocking up some local girl whilst on holiday is totally his bag.
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Kroney, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:01,
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He'd make her do squat thrusts for thirty minutes.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:27,
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Why yes Noel, that'll be your part in the play.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:11,
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alt x 3;Foam shrimps and foam bananas.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:20,
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Whose idea was foam shrimps?Why make sweets like fucking seafood? It's a repellent concept.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:27,
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No thanks. I'll stick to these dark chocolate razor clams I'm having for breakfast. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:30,
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I prefer the Cadburys Crabsthat I got from that sexay bunny
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:11,
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Monty as Herod.I'll take the role of innkeeper, or something.
Will we be able to find a virgin on the internet to play Mary?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:20,
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I'll be a wise manI'm in the mood for an ironylol.
People eat blue steak in restaurants all the time. You'll be fine.
This wasn't on the way to college or work, in fairness, but a chav was once so busy pointing and laughing at my bright-white denim-short clad legs that he rode his scooter in to the back of a bus.
Chocolate, obviously. Every time.
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*snorts*The image of a chav riding a scooter into the back of a bus is going to keep me warm today.
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Where as the rest of us will be kept warmWith the thought of berk in her Daisy Duke outfit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:40,
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Foxtrot is clearly a great big Mary.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:22,
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Alt alt:A chap I know once told me about something he'd seen that morning, which he believed deserved to be shared:
'I saw a pigeon pecking at a nutty shit at Manor House station'
Thanks for that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:24,
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Alt alt: About 13 years ago I used to drop my girlfriend at college in LeamingtonThere was always a menkle chap who would stand by a roundabout with different headgear on, such as child's police helmet. My favourite was his combo of long lime green pigtails with viking helmet. Always brightened my mornings.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:24,
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I saw my favourite mental a few nights agoShe wears the same weird hat/jacket combo that looks like it was out of Blakes 7. I tried to get a photo of her but it was too dark
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:05,
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Alt alt alt: Meh.Cheese and biscuits, port and a large breandeh.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:25,
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Can't stand fortified winesThey all taste like alcoholic golden syrup to me.
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Kroney, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:27,
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Educate your tastebuds. Philistine. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:30,
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Shan't.I don't get on with whisky, either. That's like drinking alcoholic mud. People even say whiskies are "peaty". I don't want to drink Irish bog mud, thanks.
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Kroney, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:31,
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I bet you're one of those people who claim they can't taste the difference between freshly ground coffee and instant.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:33,
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Or between an attractive lady and a ropey old tranny.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:34,
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Actually I can.Also wines and proper beer. Whisky, and I have tried to acquire the taste, just tastes like arse.
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Kroney, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:37,
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As I've grown older my liking for sherry in particular has grown enormously.From the 80s when my brother and I would pretend to like it so we could blag a free drink from our father on a Sunday morning, to actively seeking it out and paying quite a lot for it. The difference betrween good and shit ones is as marked as that betweem, say, a fine malt and Bell's.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:30,
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From my childhood memoriesSherry is a drink served in the morning at your nana's house, that is apparently acceptable to give to children.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:31,
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My Scots great-grandmother used to offer us 'orange juice'.It was neat squash.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:33,
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Gotta love the different standards of the older generationsWhen my sister and I stayed the night at my nana's she would often give us coffee made with boiled milk and whisky before bed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:36,
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Mid-morning, not first thing.We weren't alcoholics.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:38,
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Really, I'm taking the wrong high horse here, aren't I?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:45,
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Moderation is the key.Which is why I only use heroin sparingly.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:48,
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'Moderation'?*rolls word around tongue*
*Fetches dictionary*
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:51,
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Buy more expensive wines then, cheapskate.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:30,
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I buy very nice wines. It's Port, sherry, brandy etc I can't get alongside.(
Kroney, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:32,
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You are dead to me.I have no Kroney.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:32,
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Also, wine gums.They have port and sherry and stuff in them, you know.
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Kroney, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:39,
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I'm Monty, pleased to meet you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:43,
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I am rarely pleased by anything.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:00,
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Start with a port for about £15.00 let it warm up, and take little sips.You'll soon be rolling around on the floor fighting the moon.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:39,
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Port is great, you cretinit's such a shame it makes me so bloody ill.
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You aren't supposed to drink it in pints.As I remember the next day, every time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:37,
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The first time it was my own fault for drinking several jugs of cheeky vimtothe second time it was just my fault for drinking it at all when I'd established the effect it has on me.
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It drives her to rape and pillage her way through spa towns(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:44,
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That's handy, I'm off to Bath this weekend, maybe I'll get lucky.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:45,
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I was hoping for projectile vomiting, I would have slipped it to her at the next bash if that were the case.I'm not sure i want to be responsible for a pillaging, though.
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Kroney, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:46,
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You're ok with rape though?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:47,
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It gets me hilariously drunk very quicklyand gives me a three-day hangover.
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Port is rather lovely, I've been shitfaced after drinking it more than once(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:01,
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Bobby should play the stable.The fat cunt is big enough.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:32,
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Were the geese shouting 'Benton'?The least amusing 'viral sensation' yet.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:37,
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For some reason the only link I can perceive between you and the phrase "viral sensation" is a swift dose of the clap.(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:41, Reply)
No.When I have time I will tell the full story. It was funny as fuck.
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Morning.I don't think you'll die. If it's a decent steak it can be eaten raw without too much risk, otherwise Steak Tartare wouldn't exist, so go for it.
AltAlt: A colleague/friend of mine was once picked up by Marti Pellow. She declined his offer of going back to his hotel but was flattered and boasting about it for all of the following day, which turned out to be the day he checked into rehab.
Hmm...That's funnier if you know her than it is written down.
AltAltAlt: Me and the missus polished off a bag of Haribo Cola Bottles and a bag of Revels between us at the cinema last week, so I'm going with a mix of both.
Also, pour Maltesers into your Salted Popcorn for a proper LOLFatty Treat.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:35,
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Tabasco is for grannies and childrenEncona Hot Pepper Sauce is the best.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:46,
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I can't even eat Jalepno's on my Nachos these days unles I'm willing to miss Match Of The Day that evening.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:47,
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I'm more than willing to miss Match of the Day(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:50,
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It's great, but these are the best:www.thepickleman.co.uk/index.php?option=com_virtuemart&page=shop.browse&category_id=7&Itemid=53
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:49,
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Looks interestingPleased to note that they talk about the flavour of the sauces rather than "WOW! ARE SORCE IS WELL HOT!!!LOL"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:55,
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There is a stall selling them at my local farmers' market.They are spectacular - and actually the Hot Tomato Sauce is perhaps the best. Cheese on toast becomes a modern miracle when topped with a little of that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:58,
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Tesco have started selling cheese mixed with scotch bonnetsAm considering picking some up.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:15,
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This has made me think of that sketch in Burnistoun about Bonnet Catcher.I liked that sketch. It amused me.
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I had steak tartare once in Paris.I spent the following day sat on the toilet leaking the wateriest poop I've ever done. Also, the poop smelt very bad.
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I discovered last week that I simply cannot eat rare steak.I've steadily been getting rarer and rarer, and eventually served myself a bloody steak, and simply couldn't enjoy it, I really just don't like the texture.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:52,
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I love bloody steak.Fortunately, there seems to be plenty of each type of steak in the world, so we needn't come to blows.
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I am yet to try horse, although I'd quite like to*sharpens knives*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:00,
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My daughter asked for 'roast horse' at the pub last weekend.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:06,
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That'll be the French blood from your side, no doubt.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:08,
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aaaaand the 2nd click goes to Monty(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:08,
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Your poor four stomachs can't take it, cowThis sort of behaviour will only result in Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:13,
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*runs round field pretending to be a sheep*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:14,
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Also, I am not actually a horse.It is just the username for the b3ta account for the band Personality Horse.
As featured in a 1994 edition of Guitarist magazine. www.tinyurl.com/perhor
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Bad news for you lolfatties with office jobswww.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2070157/Sitting-work-day-really-DOES-bigger-bottom.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:42,
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I'll be second shepherdIn a rather odd coincidence, I've played second shepherd on four different occasions...
Alt: I hope so.
Alt Alt: The child running into the lamppost is one of the best for me.
Alt Alt Alt: Chocolate, every time.
In other news, I watched 'The History Boys' for the first time in 4 years last night, that film is absolutely fucking excellent.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:46,
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Alan Bennett is a horrible whiny Northern woofter.My mother likes him which is always a bad sign.
His voice alone makes me want to hit people.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:51,
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He's not in it, you'll be glad to hear(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:52,
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I rather like his booksBut I don't want to hear them read aloud by Patricia Routledge or whoever.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:53,
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'Talking Heads'?I thought that was wonderful. The only thing they made me read for my English A-Level that I really took too. Even when 'A Woman Of No Importance" was read by Thora Hird, who for some reason always freaked me out when I was young.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:55,
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I really, really fucking hated those 'Talking Heads' things.A load of bent shit. Bit like Talking Heads.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:59,
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And so dreary and Northern.Absolutely nothing of interest whatsoever for me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:02,
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Funny, without the 'Northern' bit that may apply elsewhere you miserable old sod... (
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:05,
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I've got Alice Through The Looking Glass read by Alan Bennett.I played it for my niece and she hated it.
You have the taste of a 6 year old, sir.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:53,
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That's one of my favourite booksAnd I can imagine Bennet doing it really well.
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'Alice settled back in her chairwith a bourbon cream and sighed, ee, me life's passed me by'
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:03,
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Personality Horse are happy to do the music.For 50% of ticket profits.
alt: Not from eating that.
alt alt: I saw a rabbit that the road line painter had painted a line over once. It made me laugh a little bit.
alt alt alt: Cadbury Dairy Milk. Otherwise jelly sweets.
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Will it be a greatest hits setor will you be playing a classic album in it's entirety?
OH NO I FORGOT YOU CANT COS U IS A HORSE INNIT!!!!!!!!!
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I should really try to clear this up.You see, the thing is, I am not a horse.
Soz.
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Yes you areIt says so, just there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:14,
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Silly horse thinks he is people(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:15,
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If I was a horse I couldn't have appeared in a 1994 Guitarist magazine article:
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Look at the picture of half of me there at the top.Does it look like half a horse?
Actually, good point, Two Hats does look like a horse's arse.
Yep.
I'm a horse.
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AHAHA! Is that a real picture of TH?He looks like a tramp version of Shaun Ryder.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:19,
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He's drinking a cocktail and wearing shades indoors. The early 90's has a lot to answer for.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:23,
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You do bear more than a passing resemblance to Bryan Adams too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:19,
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Horses are well known for their ability to photoshop fake magazine articles.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:18,
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No, it's funnier the longer it goes on.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:14,
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Good morning MMPS.I've taken to pronouncing your name (in my head) as Mmm... Piss! As if I am a sex-wrong. This makes me chuckle inwardly.
How are you today?
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It's no worse than emm emm pee ess from Stuj.I am very well today, not dead yet. How are you?
I often like to think of you (in my head) as BUM, instead of BM. LOLOLOLOLOLOL I am very witty.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:22,
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We are both very witty. LOL!!!! LOL!!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!!! GO US!!!!I am feeling very good today. Not sure why. I might go to the toilet in a minute.
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I've already been!That's a trufax that.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:30,
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I have a feeling that learning all this is going to be the highlight of my day. (, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)
I'm off to bed now.No point in staying awake any longer. I've peaked too soon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:32,
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You've not found out what I did on the pan yet, stay tuned!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:34,
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*has one last coffee to stay awake*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:36,
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I'll tell you later. An exciting day awaits you!Like christmas eve with slightly more toilet stuffs.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:38,
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i crashed the helicopter and died yesterdaynot that anybody cares or owt
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At some point next year I'll get you to drag me out in the countryside round Oxfordit's been ages since I got me walking boots out.
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UR Nigel FarageWell, you're about as well-liked as him, anyway.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:40,
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You are Stephen Hawking following an ill-advised red letter day.AICMFP
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WANTwww.amazon.co.uk/dp/B003GCOQSQ/ref=asc_df_B003GCOQSQ5549591?smid=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&tag=googlecouk06-21&linkCode=asn&creative=22206&creativeASIN=B003GCOQSQ
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:38,
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Did you see Uncle Addy's bedspread was up for auction the other week?I thought you might have bid on that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:45,
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One of his paintings was auctioned a while back.Couldn't afford that either.
SADDESTFACE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:50,
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Dude, you couldn't afford one of my paintings.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:53,
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All this "reign of terror stuff" whatever happened to a balanced view?What about all his charity work? That never gets talked about.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:43,
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He also pioneered the idea of a united Europe.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:47,
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Also a vegetarian, thinking about the environment and all that.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:54,
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He actually wasn't a vegetarian.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:57,
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But he did have parkinsons. (
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:59,
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What happened to the other?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:05,
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For unkown reasons it's on display in the Albert Hall.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:07,
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I read in Jimmy Hill's Bumper Book of Factsthat it is in the Albert Hall.
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I get all my facts from there.Marlboro sponsor the Ku Kux Klan, you know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:10,
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Christ, it's like reading this weeks QOTW here now.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:16,
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I swear, I will hunt someone down and kill them with my hands for that one day.And when it gets to court, in my defence I'll show them why and just say 'Nuff Said'. I'll walk away a free man.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:24,
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And he had loads of COOL STUFF.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:51,
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The German's have finally managed to unite Europe into a Greater Reich without firing a shot. (, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)
ahhhhh, I see what you did there!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:54,
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he added a surplus apostrophe without rhyme or reason?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:55,
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She's worse than a million Hitlers.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:56,
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sorry darlingi'm in a blisteringly foul mood today
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:57,
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Hungover? I am going to a big lawyer bash tonight. In teh Guildhall.
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veryand my heart hurts today.
yours sounds tres fancy. why am i not invited?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:05,
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Not your law firm sweets. This one starts with Kennedys.
EDIT: Why the hurty heart?
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they are goodbut nowhere near as good as we are, naturally.
urgh, just missing the idiotic stupid moron of an ex. tired of going on dates with very nice guys who just aren't him. i haven't been this pathetic and smitten with a bloke since i was 21!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:09,
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Not as good as your firm, naturlich. Think of all the immature fucked up shit he used to do. Two weeks away will see you right, don't worry.
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i have them on the other side at the moment. i'm going to win thoughthis is true. i do wish it was 2 weeks away now, though. not least because i will be on the beach in barbados!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:13,
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I also admire her firm naturlichsLooks like all that gym time has really paid off.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:34,
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i wish he werei could be BFFs with him then!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:28,
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Yeah, they're regretting it now thoughas various countries are turning out to be like a feckless younger brother always on the scrounge to borrow just a bit until payday, just to cover this month's rent, only to go and spend it on booze.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:57,
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*sighs and reaches for wallet without looking up*How much this time?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:03,
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EXACTLY.The winners always write the history books.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:50,
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This is an awesome film....www.amazon.co.uk/Hitler-Rise-Evil-Mini-DVD/dp/B0000C669S/ref=pd_sim_d_h__7
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:33,
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Here yez go:www.b3ta.com/questions/nativityplays/post395359
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:39,
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This still makes me giggle just as much as it did the first time I read itI'm sat in the corner of the office trying to stifle my laughter and not quite succeeding.
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FOOOD THREAD.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:42,
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that's a nativity play, surelyaren't we looking for things like jack and his giant beanstalk or prince charming or widow wanky?
i think monty and enzyme would make a marvellous pair of ugly sisters...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:53,
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what?handsome men do not make good looking women..... what's wrong with that?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:06,
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I don't want to be a tranny please.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:07,
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but think how much pleasure you'd give to the rest of us(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:09,
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I'm sorry, I really don't want to.Plus I'm already booked in as Herod, anyway.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:15,
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humphoh well, you can't stop me picturing it.
you've got one of those false ginger fringes and very red lipstick.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:16,
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i'd have made a grate ugly sister if it hadn't been for that accident(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)
To clarify,I am not ACTUALLY a horse and I have NEVER been sewn to Quentin.
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