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Sadly I watched a youtube clip of a fat merkin guy getting two lightsabres for christmas and playing with them like an eight year old kid..I was quite jealous.
Who or what brings out the green eyed monster in you?
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girlinthehole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:36,
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When I go to museums I always daydream that it's my stuff and I can take it home.The torcs from the Snettisham Hoard in the British Museum give me an EPIC BONE-ON. As does the Sutton Hoo stuff, the Battersea Shield.
And don't get me started on the C18th German rifles or the Samurai armour. I also want the Gundestrup Cauldron A LOT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:43,
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I used to do that.But with the Littlewoods catalogue.
Hmm...maybe this should be an answer to Swipey's Pikey Question actually.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:46,
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I'd buy a trireme from the Argo catalogue.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:48,
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Golden fleece, half price this year.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:49,
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Thanks MMPS I thought that would fall on stony ground.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:54,
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I missed it. I am sorry about this.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:05,
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In the catalogue small print it says "not suitable for odysseys" though
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:04,
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I have no idea what any of you are talking about.
*ahem*
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:08,
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you ninja shitweasel.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:09,
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Just get a replica for nowwww.blades-uk.com/large_pic.php?product_id=3378
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Reading something great or seeing a proper good film.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:49,
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Just thing, in 24 hours time, my mother will be traveling to the estate agents or whereever it is and she'll be like "Can I please have the keys to my son's flat" and they'll hand them over and then I can go in or out of my flat any time I want !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:49,
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I'm jealous of your cigarettewww.youtube.com/watch?v=JgxltDbSDec
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:50,
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I am not envious of physical things, because if I wanted something that much I could go and buy it.What gets me is not having physical skills and coordination. Seeing someone juggle for example. I spent a year or more trying to learn, and I was as crap at the end as I was at the begining. Same goes for learning to play a musical instrument.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:52,
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Maybe you just haven't found your "thing" yet.Lord knows I'm completely uncoordinated - except for when I dance. And I only discoverd that this year.
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I'm quite good at making stuff from metal, but I can't really have a forge until I buy a house.Can't really do that sort of thing in a flat.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:56,
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Well there you go then. You have a thing, you just can't utilise it at the moment.
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this will sound terrible.But I am jealous of my brother's girlfriend - she spent a whopping 15K on dresses this year. Fifteen thousand dollars. I have no idea how she managed it. I would be able to live comfortably on 15K for a year.
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You want to sleep with your brother?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:55,
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fuck no. I'm just jealous of the fact that she has 15000 that she can just spend on dresses and not worry about it!
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Yeah but thats Aussie dollarsThats about 37p in proper empire money.
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not now it isn'tit's closer to 75p.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:11,
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English people who have a skill that allows them to work in America.specifically New York. I'd kill to live and work in Manhattan.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:56,
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FFS if Bobby can do it, anybody can.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:57,
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Isn't Bobby D/N though?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:58,
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Dual Nationality.I thought he had a US passport as well or sutin.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:02,
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He's just so fat he was born in both countries(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:04,
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Gawd, I didn't know he was half septic.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:05,
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I might be totally wrong about that. It's just one of those random bits of infothat leap into your head.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:08,
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He's on a temporary student Visa though, no?I'd want to stay.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:59,
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You wouldn't, really.I've been offered a couple of jobs over there over the years. I'd rather spoon my fucking eyes out.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:01,
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No, I really would.I know all the pitfalls about health insurance and the lack of holiday the septics get and the fact that I'd have to live under the worst political system in the Western world, and I'd still accept it all to live in Manhatten.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:02,
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I believe they force you to learn how to spell 'Manhattan' before they allow you in though, so I'm fucked.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:03,
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yeah, I suppose it does depend on what you want out of life.I've no desire to go anywhere near New York anyway - I've spent more time in the US then anywhere else bar the UK, and I've still never been - but the US in general is a terrifying place. Mind you, the UK is pushing it close these days.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:07,
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See, it's not a very B3ta friendly viewbut I fucking love being in America. Miami, Florida Keys, Chicago, Preoria, Green Bay, Portland, New York, DC, whatever part I've been too, I've loved. But Manhattan especially I adored.
Plus I have a lot of friends there, so I could up sticks and not have to start creating a whole new social life too.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:12,
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I love the US too.It's fucking great. I especially love the South. I want to record digging in Texas.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:13,
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I like to visit.I've liked the short stints of work I do over there. But there's usually point - 3 or 4 weeks in - when I totally lose the will to live. The falseness, the stupidity, the lack of interest in the world outside the US, the total and utter obsession with material wealth or faux-spiritual wellbeing, etc, etc.
That and I couldn't ever live in country where the percentage of people that own guns is higher than the percentage that can spell "gun"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:17,
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The last point does concern me, I admit.But I don't really find the insularity of America that problematic. People always go on about the tiny percentage of Americans that own a passport, but you know what? If I lived in a country as huge and varied as the US where I could visit beaches in Hawaii or the Artic like conditions of Alasaka, the forests of the West Coast, the Great Lakes, the Swamps of The South or the Plains of Texas, I don't think I'd get a passport either.
That said, I would be choosing to locate myself in a part that is more liberal and outward looking than the rest anyway.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:27,
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no, that's not what the insularity is aboutnot travelling - no problem. Refusal to admit anything outside the US exists or is vaguely important - problem. Even now, finding out about anything outside the US on a major news channel is like trying to herd cats.
I thought I'd found a place I could handle a while back - Portsmouth in New Hampshire, I did some consultancy over there - lovely little town, you can walk around it without having to drive everywhere, people all seemed lovely, etc, etc, but then it turns out the place is a walking NRA poster, they actively condone drink driving, and are a wee bit testy about dusky folk. So, y'know, fuck that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:40,
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Well in the days of the internet, it's not really a problem what their news choses to report or not report though.But yeah, I agree with the "fuck that" of those people you describe. But I wouldn't want to live in a small Cornish town here either. I like London and I'd like Manhattan, I'm not thinking about swapping Truro for Portsmouth, NH.
I do understand your points, they just aren't compelling enough to make me think I couldn't be there. It's a bit like Quixote and DG debating the merits or otherwise of living in London or the North East yesterday, for each the benefits they saw in their preference outweighed any arguments the other may have and we're going to be in the same boat here.
Can I go back to making snide comments to other people's posts now? The effort of having a serious conversation is getting too much.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:50,
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Absolutely, couldn't agree more.I'd suggest calling someone a cunt for no good reason would bring the level back down to "base line b3ta" as well.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:53,
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*thunderous fives*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:56,
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hi superfly, thanks for the mention in your username, i appreciate the free publicity and all but its confusin me when I look for my postscould you change your name to something less controversial plz k thx cheers bai
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No. Go Fuck Yourself.You're not even a real weasel, you can't even spell weasel properly in your username.
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ok kewl bbz, but i'll have you know that thisd is an act of war and your infer it now(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)
superfly i'm gonna zing you right good proper nowsuperfly dunnit with rachelswipe!
I saw her she took it from him like a goodun
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Currently, anyone who can keep their lungs inside their bodyfucking right-way-out cunts.
I dunno. I sometimes crave material things but then think "yeah, but you could just buy one if you really wanted one" .. so I guess not much, really. It's hard to be jealous of people who've earned success, and I can't be jealous of Britain Must Be Stopped types, because, well, they haven't really reached the sentience level of "human", have they?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:58,
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I am envious of women who attract men like moths to a flame.And anyone who understands maths.
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girlinthehole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:00,
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you are envious of women who set fire to men?interesting.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:01,
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We are attracted subconsiously by their smelly flanges.You should be pleased that your's isn't
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:04,
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Confidence attracts menStop putting yourself down!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:06,
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This^ is the attitude that is stopping you, right here(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:17,
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I'm just old and tired of trying.I'm off to buy thermal underwear now.
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girlinthehole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:18,
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Well, the thing with maths, is that it's the same result every time. You have figures and operators...... such as "10 * 14", 10 is a figure, so is 14. And then you have the operator, *, which indicates a timesing. So in this case you take the origional figure, 10 and then you're going to do something to it, which is create 14 of these 10s. Imagine you've got 10 packets of crisps and each packet of crisps has 14 crisps in, you'll have 140 crisps. Now, the thing is, it doens't have to be crisps, it could be lumps of cheese or elephants or anything else that you could have in multipules.... that's why it's so useful, because it could apply to anything. And it'll never veriate, you'll never correctly come to a different awnser, it's the figures that count, not what the figures that represent.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:11,
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MATHS: LEGAL ROHYPINOL(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:13,
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that's arithmetic mate. not maths.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:13,
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No, I'm pretty sure we did timesing and deviding and plusing and minusing in 'maths' lessons at school.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:14,
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it is a part of mathsbut arithmetic is a very small part of maths. In general, rather weirdly, people that are good at arithmetic aren't necessarily good at the rest of maths, because maths hits a kind of "break-point" where it becomes impossible to visualise what you are dealing with. And those that are good at arithmetic are often in deep trouble then.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:23,
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The whole idea of multiple dimensions, beyond our three, really confuses me.(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:25, Reply)
i like it tho, i was watching somethin where they splained the faster than light travel thingand the guy was like, it could have been other dimensions, but i doubt it
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Oddly, I've had this conversation with Mrs B on several occasions.The only way around it is to try and forget about our "arbitrary" dimensions as we understand them and realise that maths uses dimensions solely as the descriptions of the properties of an object, and that "location" and "size" just happen to be the ones that we understand and can see. So, i dunno, if I wanted to describe the properties of a small ball I could give its distance from a fixed point as 3 co-ordinates, its colour represented on a numerical scale as a fourth, and if the ball was moving, how long it had been moving for to be in that current "snapshot" position as a fifth. It's not a great explanation at all, because it's still trying to relate back to what humans can visualise. But it's better than the actual answer, which is "there are as many dimensions as you like. there just are. deal with it"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:34,
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Oh okaythat actually makes more sense, so dimensions are just separate ways of providing information about something in relation to something else?
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effectively, yep.it's a method of describing the properties of something, at least in maths. I'm not so sure about multideminsional physics, but I assume it's the same.
the tricky thing is that in reality, none of the properties that these dimensions describe have anything to do with something we can visualise, they are just "properties" .. but it works to think of them like colour, etc.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:42,
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In code, that makes sense easily. It's basicly a class filled with objects and functions.class ball {
var colour { get; set; }
var xCoOrd { get; set;}
var yCoOrd {get; set;}
var zCoOrd { get; set; }
var width {get; set; }
var height {get; set; }
var depth {get; set;}
function ball($params) {
$this-> = $params['colour'];
$this-> = $params['xCoOrd'];
$this-> = $params['yCoOrd'];
$this-> = $params['zCoOrd'];
$this-> = $params['width'];
$this-> = $params['height'];
$this-> = $params['depth'];
}
}
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:44,
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yep. basically.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:46,
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That's quite easy, really. I reckon I'm quite clever sometimes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:54,
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the first is easyUNLESS you actually like them.
the second is impossible.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:13,
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can't you go back to the upside down stuff?that was almost as good as you not being here. which tragically doesn't seem to be an option.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:16,
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well i've been properly single for 3 daysand i had a date on monday who wants to go out again at the weekend. but don't let that stop your enjoyment!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:20,
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he was very nicewe got on well and i was surprised to see it was half midnight when i checked my watch. and he insisted on paying for everything although i kept trying to stop him, which was really sweet. tbh i think i need at least a month off dating to get over the ex, but i'd see him again for a lovely evening, sure.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:23,
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Deffo hold off on a relationship. But messing around and having a good time is just what Dr Stunned orders.
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i need a no strings hot as fuck steamy flingfortunately i am going on holiday - opportunities galore
unfortunately my dad will be there - opportunities pissed on!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:30,
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it's clear that's how you were conceivedi ain't risking it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:33,
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always so mean to me rachelswipe, i hope this doesn't mean we can't be friwends and maybe more if you let me visit you in your eastbourne bungalow(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Hey fuck offthat's my current tactic, stop trying to muscle in on me and swipey becoming best friends again.
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draw me a picture of quentin flipping burgers for a living OR dying horribly in a crash involving his (toy) helicopterand i might think about saving you a piece of pizza from the pizza party
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:40,
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Is this a pizza party where my invitation got lost in the post?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:55,
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Is a pizza party a bit like the biscuit game?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:57,
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The lady versionWith period instead of jizz.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:06,
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... I'm really very sorry about this post.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:07,
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That would surely take much longer.And also: Eeuw
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:07,
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oh sozRACHELSWIPE IS A PRICK AND I HATE HER
click 'i like this' if you love kittens
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he is the posterboy for a burgerflipping lifeless fuckwitis what he is, he is.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:36,
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hahahaha, you dememted fruitloopI come on here you post some half assed insult, i reply and you instantly turn into the bag lady of B3ta
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i just like pushing him to the point where he drops the crap fake typingand tries to explain that actually he does have a brain, he just wants to prove some amazing intellectual point...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:49,
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for serious, i mean i'd be worried for my increidbly stable and loving relationshipbut every time i picture rachelswipe i see wild, straggly hair, clothes that haven't seen a washing amchine since 1996, crows feet and a biological clock thats going into OVERDRIVE
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www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/Eastbourne/bungalows.html
www.breedersonline.co.uk/kittens-for-sale.asp?breed=ANY
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most PEOPLE have no standardsDon't be sexist.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:17,
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i think womens are choosy, if their with a ugly bloke its cos hes rich(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Women are no more choosy than menIf someone is treating you like shit, but you keep letting him poke you, you're not choosy. No matter how good looking he is.
So, she's actually winning MORE now she;s single than when she was 'with' him but he was taking the piss, cos she's had the balls to do one, isn't it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:21,
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sorry but i have no hope of keeping track on what your tryin to say herecheers for tryin, you did yer best but imma leave it for now
pmsl
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I was being serious, and giving her a big up I'm fucking lovely sometimes, you cunt.
LOL
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soz
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:24,
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oh right, she keeps picken on me for some reason and then gets all mental when i poke backi don't know if i can take tyhe stress anymore, its really upsettin me an hurtin my fealins
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poking wasn't the problem - he wasn't the usual post break up "let's just be fuck buddies" typehe wanted all the other intimate stuff, the 10 emails/texts a day, the 6.30am texts when he had a huge row with his brother, the 9am pics of the gym, the evening chats... basically the relationship without the relationship!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:25,
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Don't be pedantic about details. I was bigging you up you twat.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:26,
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oh, sorrythat is just so rare on here that i didn't recognise it for the niceness that it was!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:29,
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She has a perfectly good vagina yet he insists in sticking just using the bumhole.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:46,
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it's better than "perfectly good", thanks gonz!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:48,
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1 million city boy workers can't all be wrong !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:53,
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if it wasn't for my six figure bank account I probably wouldn't be married with 3 kids at the age of 15(, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:21, Reply)
Maths is just practice,I get really annoyed with people who say they don't get maths. Just fucking do some maths.
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Yeah that,fuck off, it is not acceptable not to understand maths. I think it should be looked down on in the same way someone who just "doesn't get" working for a living.
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*slobs on couch**scratches arse*
Haha, of course I get maths. I caused the GFC.
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And don't get me started on "I just don't have a maths brain"I'm not expecting you to write a book about maths, just be able to work out a percentage without crying.
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What?Also, music is based on maths.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:36,
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Spelling isn't based on maths(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:40,
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His spelling is like a bad Steps re-union or a night at MontysNeeds MOAR H
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:41,
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That's probably the stupidest word in the English language(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:42,
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Maybe, but language doesn't.Does it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:48,
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No, languageEtymology.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:55,
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Well the biological design of insects is set by specific design criteria..(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:57,
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Design?Are you some kind of creationist buffoon?
I'm choosing to ignore your humorous mistake.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:06,
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Nonsense, you just go at it like a demented chimp(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:40,
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It is food for the soul, do you have no soul?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:37,
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balls.basic arithmetic and algebra is practice. After that there is a certain point in maths where you really can just get it or you can't. No amount of practice, training or shouting is going to change that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:26,
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I don't think anyone who says they "just don't get maths" is talking about multidimensional vectors.
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I just don't get multidimensional vectors(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:40,
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there's an explanation up there ^(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:43,
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Oh yeahI get it now.
Cheers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:47,
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also it's BORINGif your brain doesn't work that way
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:27,
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I found this at work, NSFW.photo.mpora.com/other/collections/topless-toboggan-thrills/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:15,
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If the nipples weren't blurred, you could tell exactly what the temperature is.(
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and whether the wind was north-easterly or south-westerly(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:18,
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Who or what brings out the green eyed monster in me?People that can sing really well. I can sing but my range is limited and most of the stuff I want to sing is pitched too high for me. People that can do close-up magic/sleight of hand make me jealous too.
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People with talents, reallyI can't sing, dance, play an instrument, paint, or anything like that. I'm skilled, but not talented.
Also known as a 'spastic'
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:31,
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But you can work up a batch of ID cards like a mother fucking WARRIOR(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:33,
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I am jealous of a guy I went to Uni withIn the eight years since he doesn't ever seemed to have worked, but travlled and done adventures around the world, I have no idea how he funds this lifestyle.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:32,
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Some of his pictures actually make it look like it might be worth itHis current profile pic is of him scuba diving next to a giant Easter Island head...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:35,
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As they all made a load of money off shit songs?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:40,
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When I'm in town and I see couples walking hand in hand.I'm lonely.
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I would but I have a new coat coming in the post today.And there'd be no one to sign for it.
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So ronery..(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:52,
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I am pretty ill actually. This cough feels like it's going to kill me. Still going out tonight, mind.
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Sounds like you've got what I've got.nice.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:08,
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and the jesus fuckers?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:08,
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Barry, you know what, me too.I feel that sometimes, I look at myself, I may have the job of my dreams, an amazing flat in a fantastic location (short walk to nandos, for example). I may have the looks and charm, but for the life of me, something is missing. I think, as I grow older, I would like to have that little bit of happiness that happens with knowing that you're an alright fella, that someone wants to spend time with you. Let you have a go on them, as they have a go on you themselves.
I don't get it Barry, why are we such horrible human beings that we don't deserve something that most of humanity seem to manage?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:08,
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"Boned" would be better?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:14,
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Chuck my muck upHas a nicer rhythm
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:20,
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Obviously. "Boned" is a phrase used by the more discerning gentlemen.
Plus, women can smell single blokes/desperation from a mile away.
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All I want to do is have a blowjob competition between the entire legal-aged female cast of hollyoaks where at the end I declare myself the winner and walk of with the prize.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:15,
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Stop trolling me.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:17,
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I'm not, I think she is a munter, genuinely(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:21,
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Balls she is, she was a munter and is still a munter(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:20,
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Let's ask the internetNancy from Hollyoaks is a munter 62,900
Nancy from Hollyoaks is fit 194,000
HA! In your FACE Naked Ape.
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Maybe she is fit to sweaty internet shut ins(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:26,
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Lynsey's the best. When she wore that latex catsuit during the Halloween episodes, oh my.*rubs thighs*
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I think we can all agree that Sheryal is the worst(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:29,
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I think someone switched her head with one of the ones off Easter Island. (, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:36, Reply)
You reckon you can suck cock better than all those girls?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:18,
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To be fair I am quite an arsehole. My good looks can only get me so far.
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if you agree to pay for everything you'll be in with swipe.I hope you haven't been paying for stuff.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:15,
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I forgot to tell you. A girl bought me three drinks in Glasgow on Friday night, I'm winning by miles now.
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Nice one.You could always buy some 20p noodles...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:22,
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No, that's not true, I offered Swipy a veggie burger from McDonalds and she wouldn't even let me sniff her fingers =((
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:18,
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It's because you touch yourself
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 12:14,
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OMG! just come back from Tesco where I saw the lightsabres for sale.They'e £33 each and I'd have to buy two, obviously, which means £66 for my silly urges.
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