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Slept through alarm again! Is this still jet lag or narcolepsy?Alt: turkey or alternative?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:22,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Laziness probably.Turkey, done correctly so it remains moist, is pretty good. Although i wouldn't mind a bit of Rudolph either.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:28,
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no your just a fat, lazy useless fucki couldn't give a cuntfart, turkeys got buggar all to do with chrimbo anyway
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oh are they really!oh my gosh! how preposterously magnificent!
cunt
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A few years back, I was with a girl who did a massive oneI cracked up from laughter, she was so embarrassed she cried.
She was an odd girl.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:35,
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She cried at the drop of a hatNo, really. She dropped her hat into a puddle, and cried.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:39,
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it sounds like you go out with some very well rounded individuals(joke about only dating fat chicks)
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She was slim, talented, and very attractiveSorry to disappoint you. The one I was sleeping with behind her back was a big larger, but a cracking shag.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:41,
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"(joke about only dating fat chicks)"But yes, she was a tad mentally unbalanced.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:42,
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that was where someone was supposed to imply that i was making a fat jokewhen i said well rounded i meant crazy
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I once fucked a girl with cellulite so bad, a blind man would be able to read it.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:48,
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long time ago tho right?you seem like the kind of guy whose had to wait a while
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First time, yesWe still sleep together quite regularly though, tis alright.
In my experience, the slightly larger girls are better in bed
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:52,
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so you're not good enough to go permo then?she just likes to use you and leave? what is it about you that she finds so repulsive she can't stick around for long?
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We went out for a year, things went south, we didn't talk for a whileNow, we sleep together whenever she fancies it, really. At one point, it was twice a week, but now it's not so common.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:56,
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Ha ha.This made me laugh.
Then again, living in Macc, I suppose you have a lot of fat totty.
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Well, I've slept with most of themThe married one was a bit of a tubber, but fucking hell, she was good in bed
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:52,
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:07,
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Change your name to,Ferret up a fat pipe.
Are they really that easy in Macc? I thought Doncaster was bad.
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They're not that easy, I'm just that damn talented(i.e Yes)
Also, considering organising a bash for end of January, fancy it?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:57,
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Too right mate.I've missed the last two Manc ones. I bet you missed me :)
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Well, we certainly noticed you weren't there!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:04,
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Well they make me laugh. But I laugh at arse farts too, ok, I've a peurile SOH.
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i misreadt that as writhingWITH HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES
you edited that to make me look liek a FOOL
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ii suddenly realised you COULD spell turkey without writing.you could spell it out loud
for some reason the bbc4 comedy of the week podcast this week is north by northamptonshire. it is not funny
at all
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sad times, could be worse you could be listening to CHRISTIAN OFUCKICKINGCONNELand getting gradually closer to skinning whoever is nearest
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If he means Christian O'Connellhe is without doubt the worst person ever to have lived. Pol Pot has nothing on that epic wanker.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:55,
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oh god its so awful, we have to listen to him every morning and for some reason no-one has told him he's painfully unfunny, its worse that chinese water torture(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)
I hope you don't get bullied again today. You seemed all sad yesterday, like a punched kitten.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:45,
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thats exactly what it was like, i felt hard done by but i'm a otuhg little soldier and i'll get throughdon't you worry bout me
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I'll try. Stay strong Quentin, stay strong.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:48,
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i didnt think the bullying would be as big a problem over herei was disappointed
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There are some dreadful bullies here.They seem to pick on one user and all attack them. Like sharks but on the internet.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:49,
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Like real 2 real's 1994 hit?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:54,
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Seasonal Affected Disorder.Alt, I had one of the four bird things a few years ago, that was excellent. Think it was a woodpigeon, inside a duck, inside a turkey, inside a goose. With various stuffings inbetween. The fucker lasted for ages.
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Brandy butter. BRANDY BUTTER.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:41,
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NO JUST BRANDY.Cointreau and irn-bru is nice though. That's called an Auld Alliance that.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:58,
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Goose, motherfuckers.and it's neither, you've got sleepAIDS. You'll be dead in six months.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:48,
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It's very nicebut terribly expensive and has such a large cavity that there's not a lot of meat to it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:10,
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infuriatingignoring the fail's slant to it, COME ON. do not strike on fucking boxing day, you cunts. retailers are on their knees and people in london want to enjoy their christmas breaks...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2074032/Boxing-Day-Tube-strike--50k-year-drivers-triple-pay-demands-turned-down.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
/angry of kensington
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:49,
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a) its the mail scaremongering againb) you could get a bus/taxi/friend to drive you
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Of course it's the Mail scaremongeringThat doesn't mean that the threatened strike is in any way reasonable or justified.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:55,
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I dunno.Bob Crow?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:57,
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i heard in the nineties he was into hard houseand loved a bit of Raven
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actuallyi'll be in barbados on boxing day.
it's the principle of it. retailers are desperate for boxing day sales. the high street is disappearing down the plughole.
and these cunts want to cost them a further fortune in missed revenue?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:00,
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nope they want triple pay for working boxing day, i don't think thats unreasonablewhen i was a kid i'd get 2x salary for xmas eve, 4x for xmas day and boxing day
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A christmas BJ is a costly one(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:07,
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fuck off it isn'tthey're lucky to have jobs in the current climate. and they didn't get triple pay last year.
irresponsible morons. the people they are punishing are the poor sods whose ticket prices will soar to pay for their triple time. they already get paid too much for pulling a few levers and making a few announcements about being stuck on the platform to regulate gaps in the service.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:09,
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you seem very upset and overly reactionaryi guarantee you there will be no strike, its just bluster and balderdash, they'll work they'll get higher pay than usual, end of
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yeah greatand then what happens to tube fares next year?
holding the city to ransom to squeeze more money out of the overburdened workers who have to use the shitty service is disgusting.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:12,
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i'm pretty sure the drivers aren't the highhest earners at transport for london(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)
out of interest, if you HAD to work boxing dayhow muich would you expect to get paid?
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no more than i already get paidit's quite clear in my contract: standard hours 9.30-5.30 or such hours and such times at such a location as the firm might require.
that's what i signed up to. i don't go around trying to hold my boss over a barrel for a better deal.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:13,
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you would if it meant taking you away from your family at all hours and during holidays(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)
so don't be a tube driver thengo and work as something else.
oh, what? there is nothing else that pays £45,000 a year and gives you about 35 days paid leave for having zero qualifications?
funny, that.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:25,
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Yeah, cause lawyers earn a fair wage.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:13,
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so do tube driversif these clowns were nurses or teachers, who do a brilliant job for fuck-all compared to the value of what they do, i'd have much much more sympathy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:14,
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Except they perform what you see as a vital service.They do more than pull a few levers as well, that was very patronising of you.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:16,
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really?how come the DLR, which has no drivers, has one of the best records on the transport system then?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:17,
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I have no idea what a DLR is, I assume it's a London thing.Frankly I don't think you can float about calling someone shite when you have no idea what they do.
Have you driven many trains in your time?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:19,
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only onebut it's not exactly rocket science. most people could train to do that job.
i think £45k pa plus the amount of holidays they get is a pretty sweet deal compared to what a lot of people in the public and private sectors earn.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:21,
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No not anyone actually.And again, you view them as a vital part of the infrastructure hence why your knickers are in a twist about them being on strike. If it would be such a blow to the economy that's why they get paid so much.
Also due to the hours they work and that the London underground has so many suicides on it. Can't imagine that's fun for the drivers.
Fuck me, you are very patronising.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:24,
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if you are seriously defending themchoosing to fuck up boxing day for hundreds of thousands of people who want to enjoy their rare days off in london and costing the economy a fortune into the bargain, then you deserve to be patronised. dear.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:28,
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Not me, the tube drivers.There won't be a stike you dizzy bint, it's part of the negotiations.
Honestly, for a lawyer you are fucking thick. Article in the Daily Mail and you start foaming at the mouth.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:31,
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how many tube strikes have you WORKED through?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:34,
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In Glasgow, quite a few.I get the bus. I couldn't give a fuck.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:35,
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Hi Rach, I won't be here on boxing day, but i do hate tube drivers with a passionjust sayin liek
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:41,
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Nope, just don't get upset at non stories in the Daily Mail.Or think I'm better than someone cause they're a tube driver.
They earn decent money and ain't had to go to uni, plus have a good union that negotiates well for them. Yup swipey, they're real idiots eh.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:42,
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how many points can you deliberately miss?if there had never been a tubestrike, there would be no upset. the fact is, they do it too often. and make millions of people miserable.
the article is not just in the fail. it's not liz jones ranting about eggs. it's actual news. this just happened to be the link my colleague forwarded, so i had it to hand.
i do not think i am "better than someone cause they're a tube driver". however, i do think that failing to appreciate the fact that you have a fucking cushy job in the current economic climate and treating your clients with enormous disrespect and making their lives a misery means that you might want to count your blessings and think about your work ethic, yeah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:05,
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And you're helping the retailers by being in Barbados?Worse than Hitler you, worse than Hitler.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:04,
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i am helping virginwith whom we are flying. and thomas cook, who booked it. and you can bet your sweet ass i'll be hitting duty free like a bitch. on top of all the christmas shopping i am - er - yet to do.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:10,
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Right, so not the high street retailers. On boxing day. That you're upset about.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:14,
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pfffftdon't make facile points. spendthrift that i am, i think they'd be much more bothered about the hundreds of thousands of boxing day sales shoppers, somehow.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:15,
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Just seems like you can get all rageful about something that's not even going to effect you.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:17,
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sigh1 - this particular strike will not affect me on a purely personal level, but other strikes have, do, and will. they keep doing it, they call strikes all the time, and it is making their arguments lose all credibility.
2 - i act for a huge number of struggling retailers. they are dependent on boxing day sales if they are to pay the december quarter rent.
3 - i act for a huge number of landlords. if their tenants don't pay the december quarter rent, they default on their loans.
etc etc etc.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:19,
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And you think a ficticious strike is going to change the economic conditions that much?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:21,
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if you've never tried to work in london during a strikeyou don't really understand what it does to literally millions of people. who have nothing to do with it, except pay to use the tube every day. it's just not a decent way to go about negotiating.
particularly given the amount of times they do it. you can't tell me that there is no deliberate malice in the choice of day.
yes, if they go ahead, it will cost the economy a fortune.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:24,
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Right. Not much up on industrial relations then swipey.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:26,
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you get off your ivory tower and move to londonyou work your arse off
you find that you can't get to/from work or get to client meetings or hospital or whatever it is you need to do
you find you can't go out that night or people can't come to your party or your wedding
you spend a fortune on taxis or you queue for hours and hours for buses
and then 3 weeks later they do it all again
THEN i might listen to your opinion on people who think it's ok to strike and put literally millions of other people through all that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:30,
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HAHAHA!! Yeah, I'll get off my ivory tower in Glasgow and move to rural London.Fuck off you tedious shit, you'll be in Barbados anyway.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:33,
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ah, a lovely personal insult to end it with?marvellous work.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:36,
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No problem, you earned it.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:39,
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*takes a deep breath*fucking hell, I almost 100% agree with you on this
*feels slightly dirty, and not in any good dirty way*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:55,
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i thought we'd agreed recently that we do agree on some things after all*hurt face*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:58,
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We dobut I have to maintain the image for Al's sake.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:59,
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Good god!There will be pedestrians spilling onto the roads! I better go cycling that day to make sure they all stay on the pavements as I lout up Central London in my high-vis lycra.
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high-vis lycra?does it have a free slit in the arse?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:01,
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As a lawyer, how much would you charge to work Boxing Day?*Devil's Advocate*
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You seem to confuse being a lawyer and working in Jennys cafeteria (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:07,
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hey, where did my answer go?!the answer is, as a lawyer, if i had to work boxing day - which i have done in the past, yes, and new years day too - i wouldn't get an extra penny for it!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:08,
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I'm confused as to where this venom is coming from.Did I somehow offend you?
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Has your mum died?That'll get him riled that will
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:13,
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it was the exclamation mark in your first reply to meput shit right up my funnel that did
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Man up mate.It's an exclamation mark. Not like I flipped you the bird or anything.
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as far as i'm concerned you shat on my doorstep, poked mye in the eye and told me santa doesn't exist(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)
I've heard of Beethoven's 5thand I'm not 300 years old. Cotton Eye Joe is easily on a musical par with Beethoven's V.
I JUST LOOK IT!!!!zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:11,
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Not the next day when you have to sit next to your boss and fall asleepdroop your head and wake up when you smack your face on the keyboard.
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Haha!What did your face type?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:10,
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I didYour posts of recent times have been most mirthsome
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:10,
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I've been 'off my food' for a few weeks now.I've never been 'off my food' before in my life.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? I do hope it's not that fucking AIDS back again.
Alt: Best Xmas dinner I ever had was BEEF.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:06,
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shortly before they die :'((
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:08,
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Oh, you again.Lollity lol lol.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:16,
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Me too,I thought 'I'm sure I didn't post this'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:24,
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its just the SADs someone else mentioned up there^it'll get better
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nah, he'll adjust to the lack of light and the cold and he'll man up and start eating fattier foods to compensatei AM a doctor, you know
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I do wonder if I have a mild form of that.Do those sunlight replacement lamps actually work, do you know?
I am making an effort to not goad you today.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:15,
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never had one, ex emp[loyees swore by them but they only work if you stare right at themor you expose the back of your knees, apparently
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Yes they doOne of the girls on our support desk has one and swears by it helping. Could be a bit of a placebo though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:16,
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Validation that the North is shit, from a northern(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:22,
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It's quite sunny out today.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:23,
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Its a cracking day out today actuallyNot helped by me popping to the market this morning to buy soup ingredients and only being able to find one glove.
Michael fucking Jackson impersonator in our house, it would seem
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:30,
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We have one at home for the wifeit mainly made me miserable due to it's extortionate cost
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:17,
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I hate the fact that they call them SADs, it's the most pathetic name for Seasonal Affected Depression.It's like saying "Awww, moi pour baybi, r u sad dat da sun iz gon?"
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:18,
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All your massive drugs have finally killed the tapeworms you were riddled with.(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Ribena, black coffee and a sausage sandwich is keeping my head above water this morningAlt: Turkey at christmas goose at Easter
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:10,
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Sausage sandwich for you, pearl necklace for her.T'is the season for exchanging presents.
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*Spluffs into Jiffy bag**Writes 'Mr Sportscow off the Internet, Sunderland, Englandshire' on envelope, in crayon'*
*Decides not to lick the flap*
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You not a flap licker then?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:23,
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Sleep apnoeaTurkey is of poor quality and bloody expensive for what it is. Bloody traditions.
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My Dad has thisHe was so proud to be diagnosed with "heroic snoring"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:13,
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Yep, me too.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:24,
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Hello "kid Presentable"Tell me three things about you please
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:14,
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Don't listen to him, he's the worst one here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:19,
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I'd like to know why he's into kids(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:16,
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Three? That seems like a lotI'm married with children
I like playing guitar
I'm not terribly keen on Christmas
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Hang onThat makes you me (apart from the "into kids")
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:20,
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I'm very much not into kidsI thought I liked children, right up until the point that I had my own.
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I get this but I've trained myself to sleep on my side or front so it doesn't happen because it is well fucking scary and you wake up paralysed and breathless(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:20,
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Yeah, I betMy missus has told me that she reckons I get it from time to time. Would I know if I had it?
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dunno. I doIt starts with a nightmare for me
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:23,
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If you wake up regularly feeling as if you've had a shit night's sleep, then yes.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:25,
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they should try not being hideous fatties(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:28,
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I don't think I've had a good night's sleep in yearsMaybe I'll look into it. Cheers.
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My missus pointed out to methat I regularly stopped breathing through the night. I had some tests done and on average this was happening about 30 - 40 times an hour, making my case a chronic one.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:32,
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Alt: Nut roast most likelyHow are we all this morning? Is Chompy about? I have a news related question.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:16,
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Nut roast just sounds fucking grim(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:16,
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It's quite nice actually.I wasn't expecting to like it, but I rather do. Matter of taste mind, each to their own.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:30,
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It's a bi-product of sitting too close to the fire(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:17,
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hullo.The question was: Can you explain to a layman what the practical upshot was of the treaty Cameron refused to sign. all the news is on about his decision, but I seem to have missed the bit where they explain what the treaty was/meant.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:49,
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Alt: My mum makes beef made of fluffy dry suede and acceptable chicken.Her vegetables are liquified.
Her roast spuds and the gravy my dad makes are second to none though, so I forgive her and I love Christmas dinner.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:18,
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No. That's a vegetable.I'm on about the meat being so boiled to death that it resembles a piece of suede.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:34,
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why do people do this? Surely it's less effort to cook it less>?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:36,
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She just dumps it in boiling water with a bit of seasoning then leaves it in the oven for a year or so.She has the audacity to call it 'roast' beef.
She makes nice roast lamb/pork/chicken but for some reason she does this terrible thing to beef. It's her favourite meat too.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:44,
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How can you possibly make an arse of roast beef?Stick it in the oven for an hour or two, job's a good 'un.
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She likes it boiled or braised or whatever the fuck you call itShe actually likes it that way so we have to lump it
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:58,
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I think cooking has moved on a wee bitMy mum used to murder mince and tatties. I despised it. She stuck the mince in the oven for about a week and a half. It was horrific.
The 1st time my (now ex-) wife told me she was making it I nearly vommed. It was actually fantastic. It had flavours and all kinds of things that I wasn't used to.
My mum used to boil the fuck out of vegetables. Now I steam them. What a fucking difference.
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Our stories are similar.I even bought them a steamer for an anniversary once. For a few weeks we had lovely veg and then she worked out how to murder them in a steamer too.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:04,
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this sounds delightfulWhy you stick with the local tradition and get yourself down to "Chicken cottage"?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:22,
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Is that one of those rip-off KFCs or is it a chicken carvery?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:22,
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Rip off KFC, like "Texa Chicken" or "Chick o Ribs"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:23,
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Oh i just remembered I saw a Chicken Cottage somewhere and took a photo because it sounds like a gay knocking shop(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:25,
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Bet you go for a munchy box for lunch now(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:29,
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Never had oneAnd I've not had the local equivalent in ages, as it's been closed for months.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:33,
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needed your business to keep them afloat eh?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:34,
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There's a PFC in ReadingThey had an indian version of the colonel sanders as a logo until they got told to take it down.
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It was animated so his head wobbled from side to side.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:31,
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I'm ashamed to say that I lolled at this.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:32,
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I'm not quite sure what you said thereas I'm having trouble in seeing out of the eyeholes cut into the pillowcase I am wearing over my head.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:47,
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FCKF is best'Fried Chicken, Kebabs and Fish'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:25,
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Also, when you say it as a word, it sounds like you're saying 'Fuck off'(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:29,
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i wish rachelswipe would stop arguing with people, i don't like it(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)
i don't man, i feel bad for her, shes not coming over well at all anymore(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)
I need more sleep, somwhere in the region of 12 hours will do itAlso I'd forgotten how minging you feel after smoking when pissed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:35,
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What you needis a punch in the fucking cock.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:53,
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coming from mister seasonal affective disorder 'oh wah wah waaah i haven't slept in years' that dosen't mean much(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:55, Reply)
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