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Red sky in the morning...looked bloody lovely, actually.
The wind's died down I see.
What are you glad to see the back of today?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:29,
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Well, I'm looking forward to the end of this hangover/tiredness, does that count?Ugh, I feel as rough as a badger's arse.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:35,
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I hope not, I've been avoiding that bastard.And on the other meaning of that word, sadly not, got some work tonight, should net me a few quid.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:44,
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Nope, the internet at one of my landlord's properties isn't working, so I'm off to fix that(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:46,
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Am doing, sadlyIt's my friend's 21st, but due to bank charges fucking me over, I can't afford to go :-(
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:48,
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Yeah, fucking spongers living beyond their means and then expecting HONEST HARDWORKING TAXPAYERSto sort them out. It's like all those flat chested ugly bints who are whining about their tits exploding and how the NHS should sort them out.
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Daily Mail POTDstill his charges pay for our free banking
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:02,
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There was a plastic surgeon on BBC Breakfast this morningwho first of all said that he never used PIP implants because he thought they seemed untrustworthy and then said that it's not the surgeons fault that they used PIP implants and that the government should stump up the money. He also said tit jobs were nothing to do with vanity and all to do with psychological well being.
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One of the girls I went to school with had a boob job for 'psychological reasons'I pointed out that anything that would take attention off the fact she looked like a horse could only be a good thing.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:07,
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I'd have lost my footShe was a horse faced whore
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:14,
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Oh, I know thatIt's my fault, but it's far easier to blame the bank for fucking me over than simply admitting I'm a fuckup.
Tbh, I'm just irritated because I'd planned this month to perfection, had all bills completely accounted for, but utterly forgot about the bank charges. For being £1.34 over my overdraft, I've been charged £35.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:01,
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hahahahahahahahahahaha*breaths*
hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:03,
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I thought it was quite good considering what I had to work with.*puts pieces of decaying corpse back in the cupboard*
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How long does it take for a body to decay?She's been dead 15 years now, after all...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:06,
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I keep it immersed in Green Day to slow down the process. The microbes only wake up in October.(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Domestic solitude. Wife & daughter got back at 6am.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:41,
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That's very nice, but I wanna word with you.Outside like.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:43,
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'member whe you saidwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1487382
"In your post above you've said that I informed Quentin that nobody here has a problem with bad parenting, beheadings or drug crime. None of this is true. I haven't expressed views on any of these."?
And you banged your fist on the table. you did, I saw it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:45,
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Well...it turns out you DID comment on one of those subjects
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1486933
"3. The majority of those of us that do know him don't have a problem with his attitudes to and use of drugs."
You tried to make a liar outta me boooy. And you banged your fist on the table and you said "NO ROOTA I'M NOT LETTING THIS GO. YOU BETTER EDIT YO FRICKIN POST!" and I edited my frickin post.
CLAIFICATION: ROOTA IS ONLY TWO THIRDS LIBELLOUS
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:50,
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Hahaha. Oops. My pompousness overtook me.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:52,
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I accept, but I'm sorry, you slaaag, because I'm gonna have to make an example of you.An example of everything that is shit about b3ta but keeps us coming back for lolz and meltdowns.
TAKE HIM DOWN!
(See you at dinnertime, I'll welease you then. Ok sozyeah)
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:55,
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That'll teach him.It's hard to be a pompous arse when you're eating porridge.
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I'm sure I will manage to do so though. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:03,
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In Roota's room 101 nobody can hear you scream(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:01,
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"An air pie and a walk around", is what Ma' would say.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:19,
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Mornin' roots, how's it going?I'm having a day off today, a day off from everything, it's been too much doing all this flat buisness and I need a break. I might take myself down the picture house and nandos on the way home, as I want to do something with the day, carpay denim and all that. Is there anything worth watching there at the moment?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:29,
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Girl with Dragon Tattoo.Or, if it's still showing, Harold and Kumar Christmas.
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Is the dragon tatto one a series where you have to see the first ones first?This is the list, it doesn't look too promising: www.google.co.uk/movies?hl=en&near=enfield&dq=enfield+cinema&q=cinema&sa=X&ei=CL8GT5CaBMi68gO1ntz-BQ&ved=0CDMQxQMoAA
I might take a wonder around enfield town instead. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna go to Nandos at some point though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:37,
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Nah, it's the first one in the series.Also, I know you're not a naturally early riser, but I heard that in teh cinema in Enfield they have this fantastic modern church on sunday mornings that isn't at all creepy and cult like.
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I _love_ the idea of a church turning up at the pictures, it's like the priest has thought "Fuck it, while we're telling stories, we might as well make them entertaining ones"...... and then showing Shrek 3 instead of telling people about jesus.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:45,
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Ah cool, I think that's a front-runner.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:46,
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There is a bloke on Jermey Kyle, and his current misses and his ex misses, I don't know how he had sex with them.I mean, seriously, both have kids by him, they're shouting so much they've got horse voices, and they are without a doubt the most ugliest people I've ever seen, I dont know how how he managed it. I mean, I'm pretty hard up when it comes to sex, but these women are grim on so many ways, I couldn't do it, I couldn't stick it in them, no matter what, I just couldn't. They're fucking ugly horrible human beings, on both the inside and outside. I 100% honestly would equate it to sticking it in a barn animal.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:52,
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Supposedly, the new Sherlock Holmes isn't awful(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:40,
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Oh maybe, I don't like shurlock homes that much but I like guy richey.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:48,
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Are they allowed to work in the legal proffesion?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:51,
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If we move to the Wirral their postcode checking system doesn't pick us up(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:52,
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"Ey, yer honour, calm down, calm down!"(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:53,
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Sleepless nightsMini Ape has just slept through two nights in a row, somehow this has left me exhausted...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:44,
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My best friend's daughter is starting to sleep through some nights, this is just making it harder for him to get out of bed in the middle of the night thoughEvery night was easy, 2 nights a week is killing him.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:45,
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He's a right soppy bastard these daysHe claims to want to be angry, but as soon as she starts smiling again, he can't help but cheer up.
What a cunt.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:49,
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Even a miserable cunt like me cheers up when my daughter smiles at me.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:54,
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Fair playAnnoyingly, his daughter is absolutely adorable, so I find myself doing the same.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:59,
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Because I'm having 'Dadmas' with my nipper tomorrow.I haven't seen her since Dec 22nd and I am v excited. I have to wrap a whole pile of presents tonight.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:49,
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Hey Monty, you'll no doubt be pleased to here that your good name has been taken on by a group of youngsters.Members of a "hip" "beat combo" who go under the moniker of "Boyce Avenue" ( boyceavenue.com/ ) and are currently supporting another "hip" group, who i'm sure are one of your favourites, One Direction.
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I'm their manager.Really they're a front for my EVIL DRUG EMPIRE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:02,
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nobody said anything about a drug empirei'm pretty sure someone pointed out taht keeping drugs in old LP cases with a kid around wasn't a very good idea
you should really drop this
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In old LP cases?What the fuck are you on about?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:27,
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two people brought it upb3ta.com/search/answers?q=lp
i know you were stupid enough to bring up your drug harvest to begin with, and from what i've heard i've really started to pity you, but try to be sensible and drop it
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Both are references to a friend of mine who did that and then forgot about it.Not me. I have no drugs in my house and have even had massive rows with my ex about the fact that my daughter has seen her parents smoking cigarettes.
You know nothing, are a spastic, should delete your account, and, ideally, die in a 'helicopter' crash.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:33,
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Oi!You did find hallicinogenic drug in your record collection and you said you'd 'forgotten' they were there.
And I said that was bad form and you said there was no way she could find them. Say what you want abaaaht Quentin but don't tell porkies.
Battered learnt the hard way. Yeah.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:35,
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Really?Fucking hell I am losing it in my old age.
Someone I know did 'lose' a large quantity of something he'd hidden in a record sleeve and only found it again when selling the record at a car boot sale. I thought you were on about that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:41,
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Ah i remember, you found some drugs behind your bedside thinga while later I joked about it not being a good idea and you said you rarely have your daughter and if you did you'd 'batten down the hatches' and you said b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1066238 So nur
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:45,
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Don't worry Roots, It's no longer there.I made sure of that.
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wanderlust, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:47,
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I am not a parent.Monty however, really is an excellent Father.
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wanderlust, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:51,
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You know nothing, are a spastic, should delete your account, and, ideally, die in a 'helicopter' crash.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:01,
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well, you sound like a total tedious titrash on here, lifelessand yet you try to claim you have a life and are Very Successful offline. maybe, just maybe, other people are also allowed to be a bit different offline?
you total tedious titrash!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:04,
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he comes across as fairly well read onlineits what i've heard about him IRL that makes me really feel for the bloke
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right, butyou claim that you are deliberately misspelling things and being a twat on here, when in real life you are successful and popular and getting laid....
....... so why do you take everything else you read on here as true then? unless you really are an illiterate unemployed spastic, of course.
you illiterate unemployed spastic.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:09,
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i wouldn't have said i was popular or successful, my business does alright and i am in a relationship with a decent womani disbelieved what was said at first, it was only when it was argued by other people, and they brought up details i knew nothing about, that i really felt that this person was stupid
i can read, i work and have no disabilities that i'm aware of. lol.
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At one point you claimed to be a student.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:14,
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does that make you feel like a big man?that you've been angrily arguing (and not coming out of it very well) with a child?
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Yes.It gives me an erection.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:25,
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Lusty, if you slit Monty's throat, what would happen if you ran his blood through a brita filter?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:11,
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ummm I wouldn't know.Only one way to find out I suppose.
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wanderlust, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:13,
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Science will thank us.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:21,
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Are you trying to spell a word again?YOU CAN DO IT!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:57,
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don't encourage him, eh?we don't want 20,000 posts a day.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:05,
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is that the one thing you have on me, my spelling?your clutching at straws, what i've heard about your life is really depressing
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Not just that.You are tedious, unfunny, post too much, are a pathalogical liar, a fantasist and, if I am not mistaken, a complete bender.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:14,
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i'm gay? well thats me toldtedious and unfunny? yet on the p[opular page somehow?
sure, i may not be stupid enough to reveal informationa bout my personal life on the internet, but i'm certainly not a fantasist or pathological liar. In that respect i'm one-up on you
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You really are a student who co-owns a successful business?I see.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:17,
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of course not you imbecilei don't reveal information about my personal life on the internet, thats the point.
thats why i was shocked by just how much you give away
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PS As an 'ex-moderator' you doubtless know that no-one here clicks fuck alland therefore a single click would be likely to get you on the 'popular' page. Also that giving a toss about said page is pathetic in the extreme? And that subsequently bragging about it really is the most pathetic of all?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:19,
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yeah i'm an ex mod, not of this site thoi don't give a toss, you said i was tedious and i pointed out that someone must have clicked my posts
i don't think i'm pathetic, this argument on the other hand...
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i was only repeating what others had said about you, i made no accusationsand i think the boy who said that it was a stupid thing to do when your being denied access to your son had a point.
your coming across as a very foolish, immature and angry young man, try to be reasonable
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I reckon monty is more hip-replacement than hip-hop.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:01,
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You should give her one of the bin bags of weed that you pickedseriously though, have fun sounds excellent
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:54,
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Thanks old son. V excited, I am.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:28,
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Battered's gone down for you!And also, morning you old mental.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:02,
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He took on for the team. Good lad.Morning to you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:28,
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Not today, but this weekend I hope to declare my bathroom (almost) finished.(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:49, Reply)
That's all done, this weekend I will have finished the bath panel, installed it, painted the window sill and door The only bit to finish is painting some pipes, but I'm gonna wait until the summer when I don't have the heating on as I don't relish the idea of having the house cold for 24 hours every time I add a coat of paint.
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hahahhaha.Wish I'd got there first with that.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:08,
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No, plumber came early December, I've been doing the ceiling and finishing off since then.(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 8:55, Reply)
How much and how big was your towel rail?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:15,
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It is 1.6m high, 500mm wide and it cost about £140 I think.But that included a sizeable TGB based discount.
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I'm looking for one for our en-suiteTa
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:21,
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She used to work for Plumbonline. It's based in Muswell Hill but they deliver.www.plumbonline.net/
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Jeff. Got anything? *sniff*I'm takin no prizners today
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:03,
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I haven'tForgotten I need to send you stuff.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:07,
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Although i am certain that the only jobs in Edinburgh at the moment are 'exciting new opportunities'because 'our city centre firm is expanding'.
This translates as knocking on bungalows in Livingston and trying to get pensioners to set up Direct Debits to dodgy charities for £10 per 'sale'.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:11,
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I am honestly glad to see the back of working from home.I hate having work overlap with my home life and I hate the way that there's no real 'end' to the work day, it just merges into the evening.
It made me properly grumpy.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:07,
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I'll be glad to see the back of this weekI'm fucking furious today for no apparent reason.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:09,
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Yo sexy ladies want par with us
In a the car with us
Them nah war with us
In a the club them want flex with us
To get next to us
Them cah vex with us
From the day me born jah ignite me flame
gal a call me name and its me fame
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:15,
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"I warned you bout de bangin on de furnacebut ya wouldn't listen!"
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:17,
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SHAKE DAT TING MISS KANA KANA*wines up waist*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:19,
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I fucking hate that type of music(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:22,
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You racist.Why would you be dissing the national music of jamaica? Is it because they're
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I'd be dissing it as it makes me want to drink bleach(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:25,
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This is is oh so very true.Do the kids still listen to the country and the western?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:24,
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I'm listening to some right now.Whitesnake counts as Country and Western right?
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If you are going down that road(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:26,
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David Coverdale put the 'cunt' into 'country'Awful man.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:29,
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He's fit thoughi.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/08/12/article-1205765-01FF41F500000578-972_306x423.jpg
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:30,
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Me too.I am not allowed to play my music in company very often.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:29,
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Who?Actually, no, I know this one, that's Puff Daddy, isn't it?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:23,
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He's called "Dirty Diddy Money" these days(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:24,
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He's called cunt in our house(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:29,
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Oh.Is this the point where I find myself saying 'Oh they all look the same to me'?
and then turn into my Granddad?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:30,
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I was sugggesting that his grandad sucks him off, so to turn into him he'd have to be able to perform this service himself(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:37,
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as long as you just mean rappersI think that's OK. I have to use a body temperature thermometer to tell the difference between Eminem and Tupac, personally.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:37,
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Actually I feel incredibly uncomfortable even making that joke.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:40,
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Talking about black people makes you feel uncomfortable?Fucking hell, you really are a terrible racist, honky.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:44,
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thats sean coombssean paul is the not white not black jamaican guy who is very difficult to understand
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I have to go to my cousins wedding today, when did getting married in the week become ok? I have batman games to finish.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:45,
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People who get married in the week do soin the hope that the people they've invited out of obligation but don't really like can't make it.
Just sayin', like.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:46,
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See I agree, I don't want to go, she probably doesn't want me to go so why do I have to go! (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:48,
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Don't go then. She won't give a fuck you're not there and it'll be one less relative that wants to finger her when they're pissed.
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Christ what kind of weddings do you go too?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:58,
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He was at Bert's sister's wedding(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:59,
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You may now frig the bride(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:03,
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Yeah, fuck you real life, I have 'bosses' to deafeat, pizza to scoff and cast members of 'Babylon 5' to masterbate over(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:46,
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Babylon 5 is taking it too far man! I'm not that geeky.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:49,
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No, he has a batman based roleplaying game which he's playing by himselfHe has to keep switching from one side of the desk to the other when alternates between GM and player, and when he thinks no-one is looking he sometimes re-rolls dice so that he always wins fights.
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Yeah, ive had to stop skyrim to play it.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:58,
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I'm yet to get skyrim, got a large chunk of games to get through firstI'm playing Just Cause 2 at the minute, great fun. Next, Crysis 2, then I've got a few others to choose from.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:59,
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Skyrim was great but I had no major glitches so was lucky.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:01,
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Morning allToday is my first day back at work after Christmas - I've been off since the 16th of December.
I'll be honest, I'm not particularly glad to see the back of a nice extended break.
What did I miss? Any flounces, bertdowns or suicides?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:50,
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Quentin is trolling monty, monty is rising to it, Roota is refereeing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:51,
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I thought you got on with Monty?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:53,
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Nah. He was OK at first but he starts to grate after about 3 seconds. (, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:02, Reply)
I'm slipping.Time was I could get my face punched in after 1.2 seconds.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:06,
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If it makes you feel any better, I haven't really had much sleep in that timeBut I do still have some paternity leave I've yet to take.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:53,
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That doesn't really help. It's lovely though isn't it? All that time off. I enjoy the not shaving.
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I sport a rather fine beard, so shaving is not an issueJust a weekly trim and something for the weekend...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:03,
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I'll be glad to see the back of work for a couple of daysI'll also be glad to see the back of cigarettes, I'll be smoking my last one later on and then that's it for the rest of the year, at the very least.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:50,
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Well done you, I hate how I feel now after a cigarette(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:51,
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I thought you loved the fags(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:01,
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When did you restart?I know you only intended on giving up for xmas, but that wasn't that long ago...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:51,
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I restarted pretty much straight after Xmas, 28th I thinkSO, yeah not long the plan this year is to stop for the whole year rather than stopping and starting as I did last year.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:18,
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Then you don't know me as well as you thinkbut keep it up it's just this kind of doubt that will make me stick to it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:19,
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first week back at work inniti've managed to stick to most of my resolutions so far, though, so not a wholly dreadful week.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:55,
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What did you resolve to do?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:57,
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oh god, all sorts100 day total detox, keep up going to the gym 4-5 times a week, make more of an effort to wear make-up/straighten hair for work, save money, pay bills on time, get my car serviced, stop replying to the ex...
..... the last 2 i have failed stupendously. but the rest are going ok!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:02,
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Hang on, you're still talking to the bender?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:03,
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yessadly. but i have a plan. i am seeing him for the last time next week for something we booked ages ago, and then.... that's it!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:07,
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Just don't do it. Simple as.
I could give you 3 or 4 good reasons not to. I've never met him or you. You could probably give me another 5 good reasons not to do it.
Unless you are going to start seeing him again, it's got "colossal fuck up" written all over it.
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Bullshit is it.You'll find an excuse to see him again soon enough.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:17,
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Oh FFS not this againHow many times are you going to see him for the last time?
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STOP USING MEN TO VALIDATE YOUR EXISTANSE. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO DATE SOMEONE, THEN DONT. PLEASE STOP CREATING UNNESSARY DRAMA ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE, IT IS GETTING DULL AND TEDIOUS. TURN HIM INTO A FUCK BUDDY OR HAVE FUCK ALL TO DO WITH HIM, IT IS UP TO YOU. EAITHER WAY, IT DOES NOT MAKE A DIFFERENCE TO MY LIFE.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:52,
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no alcohol, no diet coke3 healthy meals a day, blah blah.
nothing you can take the piss out of, sorry.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:06,
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Au contraire. There is no way you are going 3 and a bit months without a glass of wine.
Got any client dinners or lunches?
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I can quite easily take the piss out of the fact that you are incapable of eating healthily and drinking a moderate amount of alcoholunless it's part of a limited time "detox".
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I would however like to point outthat the government of this country seems to have confused "a moderate amount of alcohol" with what I like to call "lunch"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:14,
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to be fairif the most exciting thing in my social life was tiling my bathroom, i'd be taking the piss out of people who have real friends too.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:15,
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But to be unfairYOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME HOW CAN YOU MAKE JUDGEMENTS BASED ON WHAT I WRITE ON THE INTERNET I NEVER EVEN TELL THE TRUTH ON THE INTERNET NOTHING I WRITE IS REAL
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Haha,It's almost like if someone is going to be objective, getting involved in so much drug culture while struggling access for your child, is a retarded thing. Especially when you're on the constant bring of bankrupsy... I mean, if you're gonna farm up weed and store LCDs in your LPs, you might as well earn a few quid out of it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:56,
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As I read this, I'm enjoying a nice cold can of Diet Coke(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:17,
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funny you should say thatmy lovely colleague has just brought me one as a treat. he doesn't know about the detox. i have had to smile gratefully and slip it into the communal fridge. and take out an evian.
gah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:19,
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Basically her liver continues to process things as normal.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:07,
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giving up alcohol is easygiving up diet coke is fucking killing me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:07,
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giving up alcohol for a fixed period is medically pointless.giving up diet coke is a splendid idea, because it is, to paraphrase Mr Boyce, "fucking shit"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:10,
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ah but i am not giving it up for medical reasonsi'm just generally going out much less so that i will (a) spend less and (b) eat out less for the first 3 months. if you tell people you're not drinking, they're much happier to go to the cinema/theatre/gallery etc.
although i am sure some of them think i am pregnant.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:11,
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let's hope they never get used to your wife looking like thatyou as a parent would be utterly unbearable.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:14,
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why are you swearing at yourself?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:13,
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i was swearing at YOUbut i suspect you knew that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:19,
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As we've repeatedly establishedI've no idea what you look like. So it would have been a fairly pointless insult..
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:20,
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"megan fox loves gay cocks"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:22,
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I might get Liam Foxno ta.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:24,
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I think it's more about the calories than anything.That's why I'm cutting way down.
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girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:12,
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I'd rather eat less shit and do more exercise, personally.There aren't that many calories in wine. But each to their own.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:13,
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There's enough when you drink a bottle at home four times a week.(
girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:14,
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it's about 4-500 cal a bottle.or a packet of crisps and a twix. I know which I'd rather have.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:15,
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I thought it was around 1000 cal a bottle?Fuck! there is only 500 cal : /
Well that's me fucked. Lol
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girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:16,
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White's about 500, red 550 for 14% wine.since most whites are less than 14%, then varies from about 450-600 I think.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:18,
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So 4 bottles a day would be my calorie intake sortedPlus its grapes and they are fruit so will definately be part of my 5 a day
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it's not really eating shit for meit's either finishing work at 10pm or later, and not getting to eat until nearly midnight, or going out and eating nice but often very rich food.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:16,
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eat at work then(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:19,
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we get free dinners after 8pmbut even though they do their best, i just can't really eat them - they TASTE like canteen dinners that have been heated up under artificial lights and... meh!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:21,
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make your own.buy ready made salads from shops. Whatever, there are a million solutions, you just like going out for meals. Nothing wrong with it but you might as well admit it. If you were really that bothered about it you'd manage your time better so you didn't work until 10pm.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:23,
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Did you get them muddled up?You've stopped replying to your car and have been serviced by the ex?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:04,
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hahathis would be a better state of affairs.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:05,
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This has been my favourite week of the year so far. I, for one, will be sorry to see it end.
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I was going to do that comment. And maybe a side comment about sweating her in some way but it's a bit early. Well done.
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I'm glad to see the back of last year. It was shit.Apart from making a new friend and my awesome bash..............oh and Aber's wedding. Apart from all that it was rubbish.
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girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:05,
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Oh yes, I met you too didn't I.That was quite amusing ; )
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girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:08,
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AND MEWHAT ABOUT ME, ME, ME???
by which i mean, the july bash was also great fun, no?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:10,
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It's always about you, bird! This planet revolves around the sun, not you!!!
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*waits for al to say that i have a bigger gravitational pull*(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:13,
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I think he secretly fancies you. He's been quite " nice" to you of late.
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nahhe's incapable of keeping it up.
or of being nice to me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:18,
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What I'm saying is, doesn't sound like too bad a year. I've had worse.
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Apart from the bits where I was enjoying myself..............it was shit.(
girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:13,
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Not sure.If I do, it will be later in the year. I've been thinking on giving it a miss this year.
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girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:27,
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Are you just telling me this while secretly holding one because I don't think I could take the rejection BGB, not from you.
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I'm not rejecting you petal.We totally get to see loads of each other at Donnington. CQ will be there but I can easily get rid of him by telling him there's a cake stall at the other end of the park.
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girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:34,
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This will be some consolation.CQ can come as long as he has a chair, we will teach him to play tradesman.
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Why is the candly floss guy _always_ at the other end of the park =((
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:56,
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Why does this sound like a 10 O'clock news headline in the making?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:17,
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As long as it doesn't end with"Neighbours said he was a bit of a loner".
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It's going to start with 'body found'and end with 'internet nerd'
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:21,
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:25,
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MIGHTERS!Happy New Year etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:26,
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Happy New Year, old chapwhy have you aquired an underscore?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:28,
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Some wag has my loginand occasionally posts parody-based humour with it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:31,
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I'm not sure which one of us has become the parody, me or my doppleganger.(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:42, Reply)
terrible behaviour.Anyway, saw your post earlier. hope daughtermas goes splendidly.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:33,
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Thank you, dear boy.It will be magical.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:34,
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I thought the Manc Bash was excellent(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:18,
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Oh for fucks sakenow I've got 'There's a Dentist in Birmingham' stuck in my head.
And yes, I realise that is The Barron Knights, but for some reason they are interchangeable in my head.
Much like Anne Frank and Helen Keller. Which is frequently awkward.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:38,
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Then you, sir, are fortunate not to have seen too much Saturday night TV in the late 70's.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:39,
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You don't know who the Grumbleweeds or Barron Knights are/were? FFS.
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Don't YouTube it. That'll be 30 seconds of your life you'll never get back.
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Oh come on...The Grumbleweeds was essential viewing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:41,
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I seem to have an echo that I quite liked them, but I genuinely can't remember them at all. (
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:42,
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I really liked itBut from this distance I can see that it truly was appalling. We were more easily pleased in the 80s.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:43,
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Stu Francis actually having a career proves this point.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:00,
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Last year was quite possibly the worst of my life, with very few exceptionsto an otherwise constant stream of awfulness. I am very much looking forward to being back on the up again. Come on, 2012, show us a grin.
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Kroney, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:32,
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I hate it when my freezer breaks down and water goes everywhere(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:34,
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It was a messy break up. Very, very messy.And went on for far too long.
I'm really going to have to wire in a backup diesel generator.
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Kroney, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:36,
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2010 was the worst year for meIt seems I'm the only one of my friends enjoying this year too!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:35,
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Ask yourself what all your friends have in common that might make them miserable?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:36,
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Interesting causality questionDo miserable people moan all the time because they're miserable
or are they miserable because they moan all the time?
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I am currently doing quite a lot of moaning because I'm miserable.You wait until I cheer up, Chompo. Then you'll see. Then you'll ALL see.
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Kroney, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:36,
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I was trying to put "shut the fuck up you emo cunt" in a nice waybut I don't think it got through to you.
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No, it got through. But, and I mean this in the nicest possible way,I don't really pay attention to you.
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Kroney, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:46,
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What would happen if you had real problems to whine about?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:37,
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He wouldn't have internet accessbecause he'd be living in one of those poor african countries.
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They've all got laptops there now thanks to that cunt Geldof and his cronies.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:40,
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Even if he did walk the forty miles to the nearest internet he'd still wouldn't be able to type through illiteracy and all the flies in his face(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:42,
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These ARE real problems!They've sold out of XXXXXL in the Star Trek dressing gowns.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:40,
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They are real problems. Problems are relative. They're enough to make me miserable.Whilst I'm not above bleating about being miserable, I am above splashing all the gory details out on the internet.
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Kroney, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:40,
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Every night you sit, huddled in your 'Trekking Gown'and do nothing but 'splash' your 'gory detail' all over your 'internet'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:44,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:45,
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It's really irritating only being drip fed the info. Tell us and I'll tell you about when my Dad died.
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replying to everyone here/considerate internet
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:45,
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The last relative problems we had on here ended up with someone going on the sex offenders register.(, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:47, Reply)
I mean this in the nicest possible waybut cheer the fuck up, you grumpy cunt.
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I mightYou've all been VERY mean.
No, I'm not all that bad, really. I'm just looking forward to things being better, rather than wanting to whine about how crap they've been.
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Kroney, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:47,
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