Pissflaps
Apparently - and my source is both highly suspicious but also very well-connected (which might explain why he's suspicious) - our work are now tracking individual Internet usage due to some inconsiderate cunts ruining it for the rest of us by spending all their time on puerile forums instead of working. Curse their filthy eyes.

Coupled with a fucking abject display by Forest last night and an unfortunate situation in Dubai, it's not the best way to start a day. On the upside my new hair looks fabulous, so every cloud.

Good/bad/other? Bored senseless? Learning to use b3ta from an iPhone like me? Share your thoughts with the group.

Alt: b3tan shag/marry/shoot in the head with a massive gun. Go.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:17, 162 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'd marry then shoot then shag every last one of you.
I don't play favourites.

You dun broke the internets for all your fellow drones, I hope you're satisfied.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:21, Reply)

It's not really my fault
One girl spends all her time on Facebook saying things like "OMG" and despite several warnings she's not stopping it, this is the next step. I'd break her legs but she's quite fit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:31, Reply)

Surely if she's fit that would want you to break her legs more.
So she can't run away.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Look mate, if I wanted that sort of advice I'd be friends with PsychoChomp
*makes notes* break... legs... first...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:38, Reply)

Also, get her a nice rohypnol smoothie.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:41, Reply)

I'm not spending money on her
Pair of socks in the mouth should do the trick. Muffles the screams and (if pre-worn) should knock her out too. Got to economise in this troubled times.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Ever the romantic darth, ever the romantic.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:45, Reply)

How do you think I keep the beard around?
I've got fucking LOADS of socks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:46, Reply)

What's that dear? Faster you say.....

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:47, Reply)

this is also :(
i thought we had something special
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Talking about hair.
I'm going blonde tomorrow.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:26, Reply)

I hope you get a nice new dress to go with the new look.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:29, Reply)

I'm going to look amazing/ridiculous.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:40, Reply)

So why the decision to look like an utter twat then Baz?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:41, Reply)

For a laugh/I fancy a change/I'm feeling pretty despondent.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Good luck with that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Those are generally my reasons for dying my hair
Including last night
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:50, Reply)

I'm trying to work out what shade of blonde to go for, I was thinking platinum.
It's well risky mind, being bit part Spanish I have ridiculously thick, black eyebrows and my hair is very dark brown. It's going to end in tears.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)

I may actually be of use to you for once here
Questions; are you doing it yourself or going to a professional? If you're doing it at home, do you have a decent quality bleach and plenty of toner? Most importantly, are you prepared for people to make staggeringly thick observations about your eyebrows not matching your hair colour?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:56, Reply)

100% going to get it done by a professional.
As long as it isn't ridiculously expensive, no more than 40 or so quid. People will not so much laugh at my eyebrows as they will piss themselves laughing at the contrast between them and my hair.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:01, Reply)

3.bp.blogspot.com/_FnhDS1JqEuU/S-pze3r7NyI/AAAAAAAAACQ/ZhOzg-m-0_0/s1600/alistair+darling.jpg
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

You'll be alright then
In fact, if you have naturally olive skin due to your Spanish heritage, it might look quite hot. Or spectacularly bent. Actually bent is a given, but hot and bent is definitely on the cards.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Straightest subthread ever

( Kroney, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:08, Reply)

OH DARTH, lord of the dance, queen of the sequin, overlord of orange fake tan, help me in my hour of need.
It's my hair. I'm growing it, it's very thick and quite wavy and in that nasty stage between the old short style and being long enough to cut into a new one, and it won't do fucking anything that even remotely resembles what I'd like it to. What should I do to save my blushes?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)

There is an answer but you're not going to like it
Hair straighteners
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)

I don't mind that, I'll borrow the kid's.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)

They're a fucking godsend once your hair gets over a certain length

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)

get a room

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Get a life

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:30, Reply)

get a manhood

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:45, Reply)

It will look amazing or ridiculous, there'll be no middle ground.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Morning
At least they can concentrate on the league.

I expect at least on of you to want to shoot me for all the shit puns.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:29, Reply)

Concentrate on the league my arse
We're going down, Cotterill doesn't have a clue what he's doing. Our next game against the filth is on telly as well. Gonna need booze. Lots of booze.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Booze is good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Not this morning it isn't.
Not after last night.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:37, Reply)

What was the
Occasion?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:38, Reply)

It was Tuesday.
No other reason. 4 pints in the pub was fine. The mistake was to drink at home after this.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:40, Reply)

I've scarcely touched a drop since New Year's
Apparently is actually IS tied to weight loss.

Bugger.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Which is why I am a stone overweight.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:41, Reply)

If I could stop drinking I'd be fucking sorted.

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I'm not going to drink until February 25th I've decided.
If I buy a load of clenbuterol and join the gym I reckon I can get under 11 stone again by then.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:51, Reply)

I'm too miserable to stop at the moment.
And I'm still going to the gym which means I don't become a total lolfatty.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)

I feel well down at the moment which is why I'm not drinking.
Cos I got it into my head that when I get back to Newcastle I'd buy a bottle of port to drink in my bedroom every evening. Slippery slope.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:56, Reply)

I really hope Derby batter you 5-0.
Only cos my housemate is a Ram and living with him will be hell otherwise. He goes in a strop for the day if he loses on Fifa, can't imagine what he'll be like if you beat them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Sounds like another job for the rohypnol smoothie.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:44, Reply)

I shouldn't worry, we haven't a prayer
Call him a worthless cunt from me would you? It'll cheer me up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:45, Reply)

But he's fucking massive.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:47, Reply)

oh noes! not a bigger boy!
MUUUUUUM!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Most less evolved apes are
If he gets his radge on distract him with a banana
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)

He sounds like a sensible, well adjusted young man.

( Kroney, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:55, Reply)

He's not
He's a fucking cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Meh!
CQ, Al and Quentin.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:47, Reply)

:'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I don't know you well enough to say one way or the other.

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:50, Reply)

:'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Ok, based on your posts here I'd probably give you a blow job.

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:51, Reply)

\o/

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Have you started yet?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I said probably, not definitely.
Besides, you haven't even bought me a kebab yet or told me you'll still respect me in the morning.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Shit, I thought I was on a promise.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:21, Reply)

hahahaha
click
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Er
HELLO
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Hello!

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Me and CQ come as a team, you know that
I call tails
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Ok but I think he'd prefer heads.

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

oh what :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Nothing personal Quinten.

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Actually I think that's as personal as it's possible to get
Completely understandable, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:00, Reply)

i don't understand at all i haven't done anything to desrerve the levels of hate that i get around here from some people

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Basically, no-one is mildly disliked on b3ta
And you're very annoying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)

what did i do to be annoying?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:10, Reply)

The internet is not big enough to list out all the examples.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:13, Reply)

You did nothing wrong Quentin, don't ever change.
Haters just love to hate.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:13, Reply)

thanks superfly, i needed that what with my psychich brain doing premonitions that are steering us toward the end of civilisation

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)

I'm not going to dignify that with a response
Except this one

Damn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)

i imagined you clicking your fingers and throwing your head back as you said that
you big fruit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)

With me being
no George Clooney, your answer comes as no surprise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Ha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:04, Reply)

OMG!
This is the best response to a question I have ever seen!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)

I NO RITE!

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)

It's ok guys, it's fine, don't worry, I'm here now.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Phew.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:02, Reply)

*shoots in head*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:03, Reply)

*asplodes*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:03, Reply)

*stops cutting wrists*

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:05, Reply)

You know how usually I'd be the top snog option, due to being the very personification of physical perfection?
Well fair warning, you're not going to want to in this particular popularity contest. I have a horrible cold.

As for my list, I'm something of a sexual Bambi, unsteady on his feet, unsure of himself, all doe-eyed innocence and so on. The only b3tan women I've met so far would annihilate me. I don't hate anyone enough to shoot them, but a couple might just have earned themselves a little light pistol whipping.

Wait, maybe Stunned. He'd cuddle me after and dry my tears with a few comforting words like "don't worry, it'll heal right up again".
( Kroney, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Morning you clutch of cantankarous cretins
Jeff says something about football I assume Norwich were shit last night.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Morning all
I'm at the dentist :( Scrape and polish so I can be pretty.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Are they going to scrape your face off and polish your skull?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:07, Reply)

I do hope not
Although it may feel that way. They have new pretty young assistants though so not all bad.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:09, Reply)

try not to get an erection again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:18, Reply)

I'm a private patient
They dealt with it
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Shag/marry/shoot etc These are pointless exercises.
I have a better one that is taxing my noggin this morning:

Who would win in a fight: Brian Cox (scottish hard man actor) or Brian Cox (whimpering astrophysicist)? My money is on Brian Cox.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)

You forget that Brian Cox the actor is getting on a bit now.

( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:21, Reply)

I'd still give him odds on against his namesake though.
He could just sit on the fay twat for a quick victory.

It works for me.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

the only winner there could ever be is brain cocks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Cox would well smash Cox.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Don't cross the streams!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I hate astrophysicist Cox.
Bore off with your boring science you utter bore.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

100% agree with you.
The first astronomy programme I ever saw was presented by Brian Blessed. That wasn't boring at all.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

...and the last one you heard?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I admit I watched Stargazing Live last night.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

MASSIVE STAR!!!
DIIIIIIIIIIVE!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Brian Cox would suffocate brain Cox with his massive lips

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

O M G!
I totally want pictures of your new 'do, I bet it's fabulous!

I'm tired as hell and the weather is shitty, but on the other hand I've resolved, well almost, an issue I was having with my ex-wife, so that's a relief and work is quiet, almost too quiet, I'll need to make up a convincing project to keep me 'busy' for a while.

Alt: You/Gonz/Quentin, no other answer it acceptable.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

SHUT UP WHAT WHY?
I thought we was mates?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Lot of hating going on Q.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:26, Reply)

i don't even get it mmps, i thought we were all friends here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I dunno, perhaps folks just like you TOO much and they can't handle it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

that'll be it, denial
i'm such an adorable sod, its either that or jealousy cos of my superior intellect
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:31, Reply)

You're like an adorable puppy that sometimes shits in my slippers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:33, Reply)

that'll do

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:35, Reply)

*bums*
Morning dear
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)

: (
I totally put you as shag.
( girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:28, Reply)

wjhats with everyone around here using the word fabulous as well?
is this Pineapple Dance Studios or what?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

I had a jazz class there in September
It was brilliant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:33, Reply)

:O

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)

azz izz gargling
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)

BTW today i have decided to whore myself out to anyone
anyone who asks can have a click from me today
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Fucked this morning
FAR too much work on at the moment means I'm not getting finished until 11pm every night this week and then also working the weekend. Yay for bank balance, Boo for actual balance as I'm almost asleep now

Alt:
All of them
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)

How's the back these days mate?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Temporary fuckage at the moment
caused by moving tables and chairs on Sunday. M to E to the motherfuckin' H
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Bad times
Apparently if your club swaps managers with mine it sorts your back right out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I'll take the Hawking look thanks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Fuck it, give us O'Neill and I'll buy you a new back

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:42, Reply)

GET TAE FACK!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Anyone here listen to '5 finger death punch'?
are they any good?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Why?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I was gonna download some stuff last night but ran out of time, just wondering if it's worth it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Some 'kids' were discussing them round the v'water cooler'
but Wikipedia's down so Naked can't join in
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I heard he likes to walk past with his earphones on, but no music playing
and when one of them laughs, he stops takes out his earphones and smiles as he says "Sorry, were you talking to me? I couldn't hear you as I was listening to some Five Finger Death Punch, I'm really into "The Punch", as us fans like to call them"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:40, Reply)

He loves the finger

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:41, Reply)

That's the way

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:41, Reply)

I'm not the one going to a concert by myself...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Don't wanna be....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:50, Reply)

...Your Girl?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Hey look everyone, Darth has a new haircut.


Edited at Mr Foxtrots request. Sorry Darth.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)

he looks the same to me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Cor he's like all alternative but wears a shirt and shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:58, Reply)

i like the earrings and the colour of his hair
they say that he is professional, but at the same time respect his individuality
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:00, Reply)

oh no wait, he looks like a nob

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)

post a pic of yourself then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

don't be silly, what sort of idiot owuld post there photo on a comedy website?
i've seen what they do on board you know
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)

CHICK CHICK CHICK CHICK CHICKEN
lay a little egg for me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

tell you what, gaz me a photo of you and i'll gaz you a photo of me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

ok
but you go first
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:33, Reply)

alright, but gimme five cos i've got some cheques to sign first

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

some cheques to sign first dole cheques to cash first
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)

oh thats much better!
waht a cute ickle lickle kitty witty awwwwwwwwwwww!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:06, Reply)

It's like it's looking up at you and saying "please can I listen to Five Finger Death Punch?"

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)

why did that guy ask you to change it? you'd covered his eyes and mouth so its not like he was identifiable?
there's loads of whiney little hipsters with exactly the same hair and earrings in camden
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:10, Reply)

I didn't question his motivation
If he doesn't want a picture of him up here then I'm not going to post it, especially since he asked me nicely and he's a nice bloke.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

fair enough
i didn't know you were life partners
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

It suddenly hit him why he's never had a promotion, he's gone off for a cry in the bogs

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

it'll be that and the new monitoring individuals internet thing
he probably thinks they can't find him if they can't see his face :/
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)

i wouldn't re-shag any of the ones i've already shagged
so...............

labs (his new haircut is hot), gonz (his new flat is hot), i would say quentin but the bullet would just whistle harmlessly through the empty space, so i'd line up apeloverage, cancerjoy and that perv who stalks women online, and shoot them all in a row.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

does anyone else think darth foxtrot looks like the asexual girl on bbc news?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16552173
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I think I've done enough on the first front
So I'd marry Darth, and shoot Darth so I could really upset his family.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)

ooh look at you, you little slag

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

*gets the horn*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)

I'd shoot that arsehole Quentin
But I'd definitely shag that Ms Quentin. She's aching for it. I've just sent her a cock gaz to seal the deal.

As for marrying - once bitten, twice fucking stupid.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jan 2012, 10:42, Reply)