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cheaters have you cheated? been cheated on?
dump your heart out
I think my new beau is courting other belles.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:11,
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latest was 14 years ago)
never done never beenWhy do you think he is straying?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:14,
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he's not proving to be reliable or trustworthy. I cannot go into more detail than that.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:48,
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Well laugh or cry, it's sad if all these girls are cheating on you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:17,
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I'm calling the police, THATS RAPE (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:23,
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Not yet, but if BGB gets drunk enough at DOnnington I'm intending to give it a try.(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)
You meanYou'll break wind when you're finished.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:20,
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That would beOne in-tents relationship.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:22,
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Uh huhI've been there, had that done to me. Raped his life. Life is beautiful.
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More than zero is enough.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:37,
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all the same, kALL THE SAME.
stick with the doggie, that's my advice.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:35,
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I sometimes use my other hand(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:43,
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Was cheated on quite spectacularlyyou should kick his ass early on and don't get involved in that shit
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:22,
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why do you think he's checking out the other ladies?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:25,
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fair enoughyou should kick him to the curb, as I believe you say in America. Don't get attached, run the fuck away. I may be biased
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:33,
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Ashamed to say yes to both.Pleased to say not with my wife or by my wife*
* awaits smart arse comments
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:39,
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I slept with my bosses husband. They'd been seperated for 6mos. I don't feel that bad about it because I feel that he took advantage of me.
I feel bad. But then I don't. I didn't cheat. He did. Etc.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:43,
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Been in a slightly similar situationSlept with two married women in the past - one was separated (so she said) so didn't feel bad about that one.
The other one was still "happily" married. I took the view and told her as much that was her issue not mine, as she made it clear she wanted to sleep with me. What was odd was that there were certain things sexually that she would only do with her husband, as that then didn't count as completely cheating with him. I guess some people ease their own mind with whatever they tell themselves.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:52,
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I KNOW THIS ONE !!b3ta.com/questions/nicethings/post265112
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:55,
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The replies to that post are superb.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:04,
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It's like the back cover of the latest Jeffrey Archer opus"tedious" "I just want to punch you" "thunderous cunt" "self-aggrandising" "braggart" "fuckbandit" "frankly piteous" "bawbag" "twat"
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:11,
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It's great.What nobody worked out was if it was true or a spoof of SpankyTheCunt and I shall never reveal.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:13,
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It's clearly not a spoofI can't fathom why Spanky attracted so much ire, OMG SUM1 IS LYING ON QOTW!!! He obviously entertained punters as he was always on the popular page, not my cup of tea mind but the lynch mob mentality was somewhat over the top.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:19,
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What hacked me off about him was that he (to my knowledge) never posted a QOTW answer on any other topic.If his sexual tales (true or not) had been interspersed with other subjects it wouldn't have become so boring.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:22,
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I cheat all the time :'(When she's not looking I'll steal some hundred notes from the bank.
I even stole a utility once. Oh God, I need help.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:59,
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I think there is a support group for thatyou are not the only one, you definitely don't have a monopoly
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:00,
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You mean I'm not the only uno?If only I had a cleudo as to why I do this. Oh God, perhaps I need an operation or something.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:04,
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It's a frustrationthat I can't find more games to aludo to
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:13,
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Haven't you got homework to do?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:23,
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I like how you wind posters up just by existing(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:26,
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Then concentrate on that and leave the adults to have an online conversation. Child. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:28,
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Oh, sure, that conversation really took a special amount of intellect to participate in.Only someone over 18 could possibly understand a word!
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SHould I go a bit crazyand have my 5th cup of tea today? I usually only have 3, sometimes 4
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:15,
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Too latethe water is on the teabag
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:26,
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I had a fuckbuddy who had a girlfriend.In my defence he was cheating on her left right and centre.
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girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:16,
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OMG KARMA IS FUCKIN WIF U NOW BOI(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:20,
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is that a real defence?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:26,
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No but it's the best I could come up with.I suppose a better defence would be, I was so taken aback someone was interested in me I ignored the fact he had a girlfriend.
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girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:39,
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I know that Mrs do no wrong.I'm not perfect. If you prick me, do I not bleed.
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girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:56,
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Only on the blob, you're supposed to go "oooh aaaaah yeah yeah baby more omg you're a stallion" whilst keeping a careful eye on the clock over the door(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:02,
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these are the reports sent back to me(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:04,
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*waggles eyebrows* *makes tea* *proffers kittum*(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:08,
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Never cheated, or been cheated on. Wouldn't contemplate it in a million years.
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Been cheated on, but I'm glad, because it meant we split up and my life got totally bosserer after that(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:55,
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How is the doctor doing?Has he started job hunting yet?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:58,
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One's still whinging about a sore wrist.The other is just whinging generally.
Par for the course, really.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:05,
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What he gains in the fidelity stakes he loses in the shoplifting department.Swings and roundabouts innit?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:56,
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+ the person who really wanted that coat as it was the only one left in that size leftand the line's been discontinued.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:05,
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He doesn't teef clothes.He teefs food.
As if Baz would wear Tesco clothes!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:06,
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Maybe if he bought Tesco clothes he could afford to eat!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:08,
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I don't think food is a priority in Baz world.It's all about the aura of stylish boy about town.
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girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:11,
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If he doesn't start eating properly those clothes'll be hanging off him in six months time.And he'll look like Lena Zavaroni. With a cock.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:12,
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To cheat I must have a shag first.But while we're on the subject of Sex, and "cheating" as a concept
Now we all hear stories about many fit people being "Ugly ducklings".
How do you spot one early on? I'd love to cunningly pre-empt all the bullshit about "you only want me now, for my looks"
Tips plz.
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Mate... there is no shame of being a virgin at 15, none what so ever, I didn't pull 'till I was 17 and get laid 'till I was 19.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:18,
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Oh lol, you know how I'm dyslexic, I read that as "When I want to have a shag [as in, when I'm really gagging for it], I must sometimes cheat".Oddly enough, if I didn't say anything [in this post], it would look correct anyway.
I ain't no good when it comes to this sort of thing, but looking back on it, self esteem would have made a big difference. I was very uncomfident at your age, or I over-thought things and went from liking a girl to actually wanting to marry her... with nothing in the middle. I donno where to go right, but that's where I've gone wrong.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:25,
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I think the right path is to show them your batchelor pad.That's just the right amount of seduction
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:28,
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I'm totally checking out his batchelor pad in a few weeks : )(
girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:29,
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Make sure you stock up before you get there.If you know what I mean. You'll not be able to resist the lure of the big comfy sofas and the black and silver 'boodwah'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:30,
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I'm trying to think of a joke relating to a baker's dozen, the extra one and the context of this thread... but I'm struggling to find anything that isn't a bit creepy.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:44,
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Well, the first one in a baker's dozen is the chef's treat, so I guess I could just go on my own.I wonder though what the world record for a man to go in, inside a 24 hour period, is. And if so, is it drug regulated? I bet the record holder is 14 years old with Swim Class the day before and his sister (I MEAN FOR HER FRIENDS) hosting a Sweet 16 Anne Summer's party.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:55,
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Oh' aye', deffo, can't wait =DDD(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:43,
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Totally !I get the tealight candles out even though there is no company around tonight ! Imagine that, a straight fella lighting tealights, haha, never thought I'd see the day.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:42,
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You know what I've got, Gonz?Battery powered tealights. They're the way forward. I'm telling you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:45,
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Do they flicker to leave dancing shadows around the room?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:51,
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No deal, that's one of the best bits.I do like those "Sun jars" though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:56,
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Here's a good question.My cousin has asked me what she can get me for the flat, as a house-warming, and I think I want some photo frames or tealight holders (but not a single piece of tealight holder, I mean, a few smaller ones you can dot around the house)...
....You got any ideas what sort of thing I should ask for? As a few people have. My cousin is esspeically good because she is quite management-level in the jewllery industry, which sale trinkets and homeware along those lines.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:58,
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Why not just suggest she gets an IKEA gift voucher?Then you can go and pick out something you like for yourself.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:03,
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Nah', I've got everything from Ikea that I would like to get, Pearsons is a good idea, but I think she would like to get me something....... rather than just give a voucher, so when she can come 'round, I/she can think "She/I got [and choose] me/him that"... if that makes sense.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:18,
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I like the kinda ones(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:19,
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Oh man, I'm doing an order on Firebox on payday, I'll include these....www.firebox.com/product/1524/Papier-Noir?aff=1108&gclid=CKm3hITA2q0CFcsKtAoddmw8lg
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:19,
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A fucking fiver for three rolls of shit tickets!!!!You've got more money than sense.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:25,
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Ha, I'd only have it out when I have company I want to impress, didn't think of the price but you're right.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:34,
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What if one of your guests need a massive dump!You'll be counting the number of sheets they've used.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:35,
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An hour with a high class hooker (
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:12,
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Can I get two hours with four medium class ones instead?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:20,
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Whatever floats your boat Gonz.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:31,
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If I ever find anyone to love me I'm going to treat him like a prince.I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George. I may even do that thing they do in porn films that the ladies all love but I don't understand why. It doesn't look enjoyable at all : (
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girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:14,
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Fixing fridges is a useful skill to have.I watched a director's cut of a porn film, and in the end he really did fix the fridge.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:18,
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I was reading in the paper today about this women on facebook who made profiles of boys and used them to mollest "underage girls".On reading the article, she was 19, it happened 3 - 4 years ago, and the girls they mentioned were 13-14 at the time. That makes her 15-16 at the time mollesting a 13-14 year old. Ok, it's still wrong, but they worded like she was a dangerous peadofile. The language they used to refer to her was "women" and to the girls she molested as 'girls'. I got quite angry at that.... Sure, she's done wrong, she's been done for fraud, but what she did wasn't on par of the conaultation of "peadofile" in my book.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:20,
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This confuses me.Why didn't she just go for lesbians? I know there are gay men who have a thing for straight men but she seems totally fucked up.
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girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:22,
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I guess maybe possibly at that age, there wasn't as many about? As in, there aren't as many that have come out? I donno.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:27,
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It's a sorry state of affairs that I know Valantine's Day is coming up not to far due to the fact that the cooking shows this week are all about chocolate.=/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:47,
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Yes, I found out my ex-fiancee was shagging her boss and showed her the door.That same week, I also got made redundant, was accused of domestic violence and mysteriously lost a lot of money from my bank account, leaving me completely unable to pay the rent. It was a fun time by all accounts.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:49,
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Haha, gutted.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 20:58,
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*does wah wah wah wah on the trombone*(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:09,
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I'm back from the gym.Evening fatties!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:05,
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I'm good thanks b3thHow the devil are you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:09,
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Just found two jobs in tonight's paperso I shall get them applied for in the morning.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:12,
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Both very similar actually.Marketing manager and office manager. One full time and one 20 hours.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:14,
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Good stuff!Have you tapped up Battered for his thoughts?
(Also, are they in Brizzle of WsM?)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:16,
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Yes, a while ago.One in Winscombe, one in Cheddar.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:17,
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Good luck!If you want to run anything by me, let me know!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:20,
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Thanks petal.I may well come back to you on that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:21,
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Who said that?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:08,
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Who said that?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:10,
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*Looks around*I could have sworn I heard someone.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:12,
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It's a clever and witty comment on how much weight you've lost through the power of exercise, rendering you but a shadow of your former self..Are you Lena Zavaroni's brother?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:13,
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hahahaHow are you DG, any employment developments?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:15,
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Finishing off an application tomorrow.Also going to ring an agency to see if the job I applied for through them has garnered any interest.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:16,
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*Crosses streams*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:17,
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No Blousie.But apparently I'm still 'friendly' looking.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:15,
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If I told you you were cute you'd probably make a joke of it.I can't win.
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girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:25,
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hahahahahahaThank you Nick Berry.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:26,
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Good man, what sort of jim work you oding?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:21,
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blimey that's twice or somethingare you mad?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:25,
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thought sonow get some pies down yer
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:33,
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An official announcementThe great Plumdozer/TD drinkoff is over.
Dozer wins on the catalogue model front but can't hold his booze as well as me.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:08,
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hahahahahaDid you mock his shirt?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:10,
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Oh, was it more of a 'date'?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:11,
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I think I won on the shirt front tooWith a very nice lilac/maroon striped number.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:16,
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We shall see.Planning on meeting up at easter if he's free.
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girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:11,
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Get him to come to Brizzle!*Waves*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:12,
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hullo petal.Are you fit and handsome enough for me yet?
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girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:13,
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Oh, I'm sure there are plenty who will be *odd* enough.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:19,
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I wish!I keep getting message from chartered surveyors etc on dating sites : (
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girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:21,
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Chartered surveyors are people too!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:32,
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And they're welcome to women who admire them.But not tattood, pierced freaks like me.
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girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:33,
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I'll never be that.*Cracks open a can of cider*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:16,
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I had a good sesh at the gym and now have wine.*grins like a mong*
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girlinthehole, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:17,
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Interesting questions!Cheated = No
Been cheated on - Yes.
Divorced her. MUCH happier now.
That is all
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Ooh! Ooh!I know! I know!
John Terry and Ryan Giggs.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:36,
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Thank you for the vote of confidence kittenThe only answer I can give is 'A shallow, money-grubbing cow with an inflated sense of her self-worth and a mahoosive gimme gimme gimme attitude'
Just sayin, like.
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I understand you.Even if you will insist of sounding northern.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:37,
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I was pretending not to understand you, silly.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:43,
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