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Good morning my little fat fighters.
How's life away from the fridge?
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:24, 203 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
How's life away from the fridge?
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:24, 203 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
hmm so this is what the morning looks like
I don't like it. It's cold and gloomy
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:28, Reply)
I don't like it. It's cold and gloomy
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:28, Reply)
Why up so early?
Shouldn't you be in bed with a cup of tea, a biscuit and a warm glow.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:29, Reply)
Shouldn't you be in bed with a cup of tea, a biscuit and a warm glow.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:29, Reply)
I was getting up later and later. Which isn't as good as it sounds
So I thought I'd get up at a "normal" weekday time. I'm still not 100% sure why I thought this was a good idea but there you go
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:33, Reply)
So I thought I'd get up at a "normal" weekday time. I'm still not 100% sure why I thought this was a good idea but there you go
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:33, Reply)
there's loads of stuff out there
but also loads of people applying. So fair to middling
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:39, Reply)
but also loads of people applying. So fair to middling
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:39, Reply)
Once any company gets a whiff of how awsomesauce you are...
They will offer you the job of CEO - they'd be mad not to.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:48, Reply)
They will offer you the job of CEO - they'd be mad not to.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:48, Reply)
Ningles petal...
talking of fat fighters, I'm currently deliberating over going on another diet. Since I finished my last one, I have caned the food (and beverages) to a non-hilarious degree, and will very soon be starting the slow descent into lard-town again I fear.
It's yo-yo time!
How are you?
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:38, Reply)
talking of fat fighters, I'm currently deliberating over going on another diet. Since I finished my last one, I have caned the food (and beverages) to a non-hilarious degree, and will very soon be starting the slow descent into lard-town again I fear.
It's yo-yo time!
How are you?
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:38, Reply)
Hello my sweet...
I've been back for a while now...posting my usual shittage on QotW.
*cough*
*pimps latest poem*
how are you dearie?
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:41, Reply)
I've been back for a while now...posting my usual shittage on QotW.
*cough*
*pimps latest poem*
how are you dearie?
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:41, Reply)
I shall go look right now
I'm good thanks, apart from the being up part :p
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:49, Reply)
I'm good thanks, apart from the being up part :p
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:49, Reply)
Oh, you don't have to do that...
It's the 4th one down on page 4 - The 'I like this' button is the one at the end
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:00, Reply)
It's the 4th one down on page 4 - The 'I like this' button is the one at the end
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Still chugging along.
Nothing changes in my little world, apart from my hair.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Nothing changes in my little world, apart from my hair.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Don't tell me...
It's gone even sexier than it was in those FB photos? 'cos that's impossible...
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:42, Reply)
It's gone even sexier than it was in those FB photos? 'cos that's impossible...
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:42, Reply)
Third day off work
I am getting really fucking bored. Downside to being single, nobody to mop my fevered brow and tell me that I'm a brave soldier. Upside to being single, women never tell you about how you're a brave soldier, they call it "manflu" regardless of whether it's a cold or cancer and sigh and tut when you ring that little bell you thoughtfully bought to save having to yell at them.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:40, Reply)
I am getting really fucking bored. Downside to being single, nobody to mop my fevered brow and tell me that I'm a brave soldier. Upside to being single, women never tell you about how you're a brave soldier, they call it "manflu" regardless of whether it's a cold or cancer and sigh and tut when you ring that little bell you thoughtfully bought to save having to yell at them.
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The only opinion
You need to worry about is that of Little Miss Blousie.
Regards,
No George Clooney.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:53, Reply)
You need to worry about is that of Little Miss Blousie.
Regards,
No George Clooney.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:53, Reply)
*mops brow*
Who's a brave soldier?
(I realise it may not have the same effect coming from a stunted bell-end like me, but it's the best I can do...)
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:46, Reply)
Who's a brave soldier?
(I realise it may not have the same effect coming from a stunted bell-end like me, but it's the best I can do...)
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:46, Reply)
I see far more women taking far more time off than men in the office
so I can only conclude that they are the hypochodriacs not men, well that or the twat bleeding
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:53, Reply)
so I can only conclude that they are the hypochodriacs not men, well that or the twat bleeding
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Good morning!
I am sickeningly chipper this morning - I fully expect a gloomfest to descend at some time today.
Life away from the fridge is all fine & dandy, thanks - it's life away from the bar that would terrify me. I keep getting dragged to hostelries by Pooflake (entirely against my will of course) and forced to drink beer with him. All this will change on Feb 1st as I'll be gainfully employed!
How's you my little northern belle?
*waggles eyebrows and twists moustache in a seductive manner* (but just looks like a mong with ADHD)
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:41, Reply)
I am sickeningly chipper this morning - I fully expect a gloomfest to descend at some time today.
Life away from the fridge is all fine & dandy, thanks - it's life away from the bar that would terrify me. I keep getting dragged to hostelries by Pooflake (entirely against my will of course) and forced to drink beer with him. All this will change on Feb 1st as I'll be gainfully employed!
How's you my little northern belle?
*waggles eyebrows and twists moustache in a seductive manner* (but just looks like a mong with ADHD)
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Glad to hear you're now gainfully employed again.
You'll be able to afford Pooflake's diet cokes when you go out now he's dieting again.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:43, Reply)
You'll be able to afford Pooflake's diet cokes when you go out now he's dieting again.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:43, Reply)
OOoooh yeah!...
I intend to take you on a boozy voyage of discovery this very afternoon...the likes of which have NEVER BEEN SEEN!!!
*oversells*
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:45, Reply)
I intend to take you on a boozy voyage of discovery this very afternoon...the likes of which have NEVER BEEN SEEN!!!
*oversells*
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:45, Reply)
Morning all
My post-Christmas belly is currently tucked inside a pair of trouser I bought over ten years ago, so I'm still relatively skinny. I'm guessing you don't really want to hear that though.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:48, Reply)
My post-Christmas belly is currently tucked inside a pair of trouser I bought over ten years ago, so I'm still relatively skinny. I'm guessing you don't really want to hear that though.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:48, Reply)
I have been reducing my portion sizes, as I realised I can eat a shit load, but probably don't need to
Good news, I have shit loads of holiday to take before the end of march, around 12 days i think
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:49, Reply)
Good news, I have shit loads of holiday to take before the end of march, around 12 days i think
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:49, Reply)
Portion size is my downfall.
I had a veritable volcano of chips and prawn curry on my plate last night.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)
I had a veritable volcano of chips and prawn curry on my plate last night.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:52, Reply)
I find food looks smaller when you are dishing up and looking down on it
I therefore conclude that one should only serve food sitting down.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)
I therefore conclude that one should only serve food sitting down.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)
Portion sizes - don't get me started...
Only this week I was feeling somewhat peckish in my local, but instead of opting for the standard salad, I decided instead to take them up on their eating challenge.
You win a prize if you can manage it in under 15 minutes...I first realised I might be a bit of a fat fuck when I was three-quarters of the way through after 4 and a half minutes...
*shames*
*feels peckish again*
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)
Only this week I was feeling somewhat peckish in my local, but instead of opting for the standard salad, I decided instead to take them up on their eating challenge.
You win a prize if you can manage it in under 15 minutes...I first realised I might be a bit of a fat fuck when I was three-quarters of the way through after 4 and a half minutes...
*shames*
*feels peckish again*
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:54, Reply)
PF I truely do try and avoid getting you started don't you worry ; )
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Monty effectively pulls my metaphorical pigtails and pushes me over in the playground
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I miss Kaol...
His guest appearance at that gig we did with Captain Placid was quality.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)
His guest appearance at that gig we did with Captain Placid was quality.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Did you hear he managed to escape from Wales?
That was a good cider fuelled evening. Well for you, I was driving so no cider for me :(
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)
That was a good cider fuelled evening. Well for you, I was driving so no cider for me :(
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)
It's gay pond I'll have you know...
Or my personal favourite...'Landlocked body of water that chooses an alternative lifestyle'.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Or my personal favourite...'Landlocked body of water that chooses an alternative lifestyle'.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)
I love the way you've just accepted your meme here and run with it.
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Well, they're all bastards, aren't they?
One in particular is responsible for me being tired and hungover. It's his fault I was up until 1am talking to his ex and drinking his (excellent) wine. Why can't men consider these things when they break off relationships? Why, Blousie? Why?
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)
One in particular is responsible for me being tired and hungover. It's his fault I was up until 1am talking to his ex and drinking his (excellent) wine. Why can't men consider these things when they break off relationships? Why, Blousie? Why?
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)
I'm thinking of having a nice cushion grafted onto my neck
Something in lilac
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Something in lilac
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Two words
Comfort fuck.
Then leave when she starts crying again. Do men not know how to be chivalrous nowadays?
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Comfort fuck.
Then leave when she starts crying again. Do men not know how to be chivalrous nowadays?
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)
And where the fuck was this advice last night when she was drunk and vulnerable?
Eh? EH?
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Eh? EH?
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)
You'll never make it in the sexually predatory advice market
with so lax a work ethic
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:33, Reply)
with so lax a work ethic
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:33, Reply)
duuiude, seriously !
I dig vulrable girls with low self esteem ! The ex has dine all the hard work fir me !
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:57, Reply)
I dig vulrable girls with low self esteem ! The ex has dine all the hard work fir me !
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Good morning blousie
How are you this grey overcast morning?
I see I missed some twattery yesterday (I was in Oxford for the day). That Loon bloke is clearly a bell end.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)
How are you this grey overcast morning?
I see I missed some twattery yesterday (I was in Oxford for the day). That Loon bloke is clearly a bell end.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:12, Reply)
I disliked him from the first time I read his name
It's like describing yourself and Ker-razy!
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)
It's like describing yourself and Ker-razy!
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:14, Reply)
Brief summary;
Resident Loon takes it upon himself to advise Shambles, of all people, that he's unpopular and a bit of a bellend. Is good enough to provide reasons why he's right and the good Dr is wrong. /OffTopic promptly falls over laughing.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Resident Loon takes it upon himself to advise Shambles, of all people, that he's unpopular and a bit of a bellend. Is good enough to provide reasons why he's right and the good Dr is wrong. /OffTopic promptly falls over laughing.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)
The shit will hit the fan now as Shambles has linked yesterday's love fest.
I have sworn to keep my mouth shut from now on.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)
I have sworn to keep my mouth shut from now on.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:23, Reply)
One of the best bits is the wording Shambles has put if you hover over the image of the gaz.
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Not too bad
1/2 a stone down. Sensible breakfast and lunch, no snacks then anything I want for tea seems to work
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)
1/2 a stone down. Sensible breakfast and lunch, no snacks then anything I want for tea seems to work
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:16, Reply)
The diet of champions
Homemade steak pie, roast potato, carrots and peas last night
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Homemade steak pie, roast potato, carrots and peas last night
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)
That sounds yummy...
Well, all except for the peas, which we all know are the devil's bogeys
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Well, all except for the peas, which we all know are the devil's bogeys
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Weight loss twins!
Congrats mate. Annoyed that you can do this with diet alone whilst I'm pounding the treadmill.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Congrats mate. Annoyed that you can do this with diet alone whilst I'm pounding the treadmill.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)
I try and run 3 5k runs a week
each one burns around 330 calories, so a toal of 990 calories. that's half a day's food, somehow not eating for 12 hours seems easier
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:21, Reply)
each one burns around 330 calories, so a toal of 990 calories. that's half a day's food, somehow not eating for 12 hours seems easier
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Fuck that
I used to run around the block (approx five minutes worth of running). That was more than enough for me. I don't do it anymore. Running is so undignified.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)
I used to run around the block (approx five minutes worth of running). That was more than enough for me. I don't do it anymore. Running is so undignified.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:24, Reply)
5K should take about 25 minutes
75 minutes of running spread out over a week is easier than going without food for 12 hours?
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)
75 minutes of running spread out over a week is easier than going without food for 12 hours?
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)
What I'm saying is it feels like it should do more than 990 calories, thats all
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This^
The rowing machine is the worst. 2000m in 7:34 should burn more than 150 cals
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:31, Reply)
The rowing machine is the worst. 2000m in 7:34 should burn more than 150 cals
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:31, Reply)
That I have no issue with at all
There's nothing more depressing than getting up early to do a run and blowing it with a Twix before you even reach work
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:34, Reply)
There's nothing more depressing than getting up early to do a run and blowing it with a Twix before you even reach work
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:34, Reply)
I literally haven't had time to go running or weight training yet.
After this weekend I shall start
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)
After this weekend I shall start
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Running actually helps it
My body doesn't work in normal ways for some reason
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:34, Reply)
My body doesn't work in normal ways for some reason
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:34, Reply)
This is normal
Contrary to old advice, resting a bad back is not the best treatment. Exercise will repair it far better. Although probably something more gentle than running.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Contrary to old advice, resting a bad back is not the best treatment. Exercise will repair it far better. Although probably something more gentle than running.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Morning sexypants
I'm in a good mood as I dreamt I successfully chatted up an attractive lady. At least dream-me is charming and attractive.
I have ordered a sausage and egg bap for later and I had burgers for tea last night. I won't be bound by society's rules! Or this belt for much longer.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I'm in a good mood as I dreamt I successfully chatted up an attractive lady. At least dream-me is charming and attractive.
I have ordered a sausage and egg bap for later and I had burgers for tea last night. I won't be bound by society's rules! Or this belt for much longer.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I was having a nice wakeboarding dream last night when my baby woke up screaming
poor little might had had a nightmare
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:46, Reply)
poor little might had had a nightmare
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:46, Reply)
a venison burger and a steak, portobello mushroom and emmental burger
A step up from Mickey D's.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:56, Reply)
A step up from Mickey D's.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Good morning
Nearly into the 4th week of teetotalism and life is SUPER!*
*pretty dull really
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Nearly into the 4th week of teetotalism and life is SUPER!*
*pretty dull really
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Not sure how boobs and teetotalism are linked...
I like boobs by the way
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:51, Reply)
I like boobs by the way
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Hmmm...
I went Teetotal last September through to the end of November.
Crikey it was rough. I have since busied myself by more than making up for it in the aftermonths.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:50, Reply)
I went Teetotal last September through to the end of November.
Crikey it was rough. I have since busied myself by more than making up for it in the aftermonths.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:50, Reply)
I need to purchase beers and wines
Also tonic, otherwise my weekend will be teetotal
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Also tonic, otherwise my weekend will be teetotal
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:51, Reply)
To the off-licence...AWAY!
I topped up my EEC vodka mountain only yesterday
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:52, Reply)
I topped up my EEC vodka mountain only yesterday
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:52, Reply)
I drank a botttle of Rioja last night, it was Nom
and it made "Role Models" funny
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)
and it made "Role Models" funny
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)
I finished an open merlot
And started a Montepulciano D'Abruzzo. I'm out of sync with my booze.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:03, Reply)
And started a Montepulciano D'Abruzzo. I'm out of sync with my booze.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Come, join me in a freshly squeezed orange juice and we can discuss this
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I can't argue with that...
What made it worse is that during those months I was wierd and desperately boring. It's true what they say about 'Dutch courage' - well it is in my case.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:54, Reply)
What made it worse is that during those months I was wierd and desperately boring. It's true what they say about 'Dutch courage' - well it is in my case.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:54, Reply)
I tried for a month once and just got more and more grumpy
stopped going out as I hated beeing around booze and not being allowed it.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:59, Reply)
stopped going out as I hated beeing around booze and not being allowed it.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:59, Reply)
It definitely gives going out a different edge
I get around that by staying home and rocking slightly in my pants
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)
I get around that by staying home and rocking slightly in my pants
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Ditto...
I put myself under house arrest for the whole time because I didn't want to bore poor folk rigid about my diet progress and teetotalism, as they were the only things I had to talk about.
My friends were good enough to throw me a bash to celebrate my return to impending liver failure though, and I've been smashing it ever since.
I lost around 50lb over that time though.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)
I put myself under house arrest for the whole time because I didn't want to bore poor folk rigid about my diet progress and teetotalism, as they were the only things I had to talk about.
My friends were good enough to throw me a bash to celebrate my return to impending liver failure though, and I've been smashing it ever since.
I lost around 50lb over that time though.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Snrzzzz
I haz a day off and am having beer for brekkie. I am going LARGE today.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)
I haz a day off and am having beer for brekkie. I am going LARGE today.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:53, Reply)
If you're worried where today is going, you are doing brekkie beer wrong
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It'll be a few weeks before it stops looking like a mutant
I'm just seriously fucking bored, really
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:03, Reply)
I'm just seriously fucking bored, really
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Only taken it once so far
But if I knock it, I don't want to have to resort to paracetamol, simply because I'm too pissed for codeine!
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)
But if I knock it, I don't want to have to resort to paracetamol, simply because I'm too pissed for codeine!
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Someone on here (Stunned?) once advised combining codeine with a large brandy
For a pleasant fuzzy evening (he also advised keeping A&E on speed-dial)
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)
For a pleasant fuzzy evening (he also advised keeping A&E on speed-dial)
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)
First time I've ever taken painkillers this strong
So I have to be a little careful...
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)
So I have to be a little careful...
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)
Don't be a poof, they're not that strong, neck a fistful and some gin
then maybe go for a walk on top of your building
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)
then maybe go for a walk on top of your building
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Mmmmm beery wanks...
I might have a disaster and write about it at great length.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)
I might have a disaster and write about it at great length.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)
You got it...
More similies than Jeremy Clarkson on a particularly descriptive day before entering a convoluted similie competition...
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)
More similies than Jeremy Clarkson on a particularly descriptive day before entering a convoluted similie competition...
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)
I might be wrong (I usually am)...
But I can't rememeber actually writing a wanking disaster story.
Which is a bit of a shock, because I am a massive wanker.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)
But I can't rememeber actually writing a wanking disaster story.
Which is a bit of a shock, because I am a massive wanker.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Fair enough...
You're spot on about the convoluted similies and metaphors though with regards to me. I get carried away.
I have been accused of being Spankyhanky on a few occasions. I can assure you I am not him.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)
You're spot on about the convoluted similies and metaphors though with regards to me. I get carried away.
I have been accused of being Spankyhanky on a few occasions. I can assure you I am not him.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)
I think Spanky based his writing style on you
And wasn't he another Cov lad too?
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)
And wasn't he another Cov lad too?
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)
My friend is a big fan of yours and asks me every time I go to a bash if you were there
He also made himself a full size HEV suit from Half life 2 and a replica Witch King helmet, so... take that how you want.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)
He also made himself a full size HEV suit from Half life 2 and a replica Witch King helmet, so... take that how you want.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:37, Reply)
I seem to remember you being pretty impressed with his home made suit
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I secretly am, I'm also pretty impressed with people who know pi to the 4 millionth digit.
I'm not going to do it though.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)
I'm not going to do it though.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)
He obviously has better taste in clothes...
Than he does in writing.
A fan? really? I get called a shitehawk hack so often it's still strange to hear that someone in the real world likes my drivvel.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)
Than he does in writing.
A fan? really? I get called a shitehawk hack so often it's still strange to hear that someone in the real world likes my drivvel.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)
For what it's worth...
I plan to attend more bashes this year. Prepare your friend for massive disappointment.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:48, Reply)
I plan to attend more bashes this year. Prepare your friend for massive disappointment.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Oh he only reads /qotw he's not a poster so he'll be scared of bashes.
That said maybe his HEV suit will protect him from the internet!!!
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)
That said maybe his HEV suit will protect him from the internet!!!
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:50, Reply)
If I had my time over again I'd stick with /links, that's where all the cool kids are
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:53, Reply)
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:53, Reply)
I love the way anyone who posts something they made
rather than spend months being sarcastic about other peoples work is A SPAMMING CUNT who should DIE LIKE THE JEWS!
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:55, Reply)
rather than spend months being sarcastic about other peoples work is A SPAMMING CUNT who should DIE LIKE THE JEWS!
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:55, Reply)
i was making myself some lunch this morning then i realised i'm out for lunch with a friend today
oh my life is just non-stop lol
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)
oh my life is just non-stop lol
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)
Nevermind, have a BBC News link to cheer yourself up:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-16628083
Any suggestions?
Or does that which we call a rose, by any other name still stink of horse manure?
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-16628083
Any suggestions?
Or does that which we call a rose, by any other name still stink of horse manure?
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:40, Reply)
North Milton Keynes
What a stupid idea, how do people become "Experts" like that anyway
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:43, Reply)
What a stupid idea, how do people become "Experts" like that anyway
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I believe there is such a degree course as Leisure and Tourism
I'm not sure what level of expertise this gives you, or if you could go on to do a PhD.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)
I'm not sure what level of expertise this gives you, or if you could go on to do a PhD.
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:45, Reply)
I completely understand that one could be trained in this area, but it's not really a degree course
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:53, Reply)
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Google says go to Salford:
www.business.salford.ac.uk/UG/leisureandtourismmanagement-ba
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:55, Reply)
www.business.salford.ac.uk/UG/leisureandtourismmanagement-ba
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Well Google is obviously a cunt
as I can't believe anyone would want to go to Salford
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:56, Reply)
as I can't believe anyone would want to go to Salford
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:56, Reply)
I remembered my sandwiches but forgot my gym kit, this is also fucking gay
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:39, Reply)
whoa this is gettin serious, somebody needs to step in as referee here, i'm calling the mods
and Naked Ape, if you want to fuck yourself its your business, but its probly best to take your pants off or at least pull em down a bit first
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:52, Reply)
and Naked Ape, if you want to fuck yourself its your business, but its probly best to take your pants off or at least pull em down a bit first
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:52, Reply)
i'd appreciate it if people left my pants out of this, my pants have done nothing wrong
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:08, Reply)
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:08, Reply)
His wife don't love him anymore so his pants are in a right state, I do hope no one else is around when he pulls em down
( , Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:54, Reply)
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