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Good morning my little fat fighters.How's life away from the fridge?
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girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:24,
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hmm so this is what the morning looks likeI don't like it. It's cold and gloomy
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:28,
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Why up so early?Shouldn't you be in bed with a cup of tea, a biscuit and a warm glow.
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girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:29,
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I was getting up later and later. Which isn't as good as it soundsSo I thought I'd get up at a "normal" weekday time. I'm still not 100% sure why I thought this was a good idea but there you go
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:33,
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there's loads of stuff out therebut also loads of people applying. So fair to middling
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:39,
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Once any company gets a whiff of how awsomesauce you are...They will offer you the job of CEO - they'd be mad not to.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:48,
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Well that's what I thought as well!(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:50,
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Ningles petal...talking of fat fighters, I'm currently deliberating over going on another diet. Since I finished my last one, I have caned the food (and beverages) to a non-hilarious degree, and will very soon be starting the slow descent into lard-town again I fear.
It's yo-yo time!
How are you?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:38,
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OH MY GOD HI POOFLAKE!*waves frantically*
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:40,
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Hello my sweet...I've been back for a while now...posting my usual shittage on QotW.
*cough*
*pimps latest poem*
how are you dearie?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:41,
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I shall go look right nowI'm good thanks, apart from the being up part :p
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:49,
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Oh, you don't have to do that...It's the 4th one down on page 4 - The 'I like this' button is the one at the end
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:00,
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Still chugging along.Nothing changes in my little world, apart from my hair.
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girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:41,
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Don't tell me...It's gone even sexier than it was in those FB photos? 'cos that's impossible...
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:42,
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Third day off workI am getting really fucking bored. Downside to being single, nobody to mop my fevered brow and tell me that I'm a brave soldier. Upside to being single, women never tell you about how you're a brave soldier, they call it "manflu" regardless of whether it's a cold or cancer and sigh and tut when you ring that little bell you thoughtfully bought to save having to yell at them.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:40,
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PLUSPD thinks I'm an uggo, Jeff. Where did it all go so wrong?
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Kroney, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:46,
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Somewhere around your face?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:50,
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It's not your faultYour parents were probably ugly too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:57,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:57,
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The only opinionYou need to worry about is that of Little Miss Blousie.
Regards,
No George Clooney.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:53,
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*mops brow*Who's a brave soldier?
(I realise it may not have the same effect coming from a stunted bell-end like me, but it's the best I can do...)
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:46,
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I see far more women taking far more time off than men in the officeso I can only conclude that they are the hypochodriacs not men, well that or the twat bleeding
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:53,
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The only twat bleeding will be you when I cut you up.(
girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:09,
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Good morning!I am sickeningly chipper this morning - I fully expect a gloomfest to descend at some time today.
Life away from the fridge is all fine & dandy, thanks - it's life away from the bar that would terrify me. I keep getting dragged to hostelries by Pooflake (entirely against my will of course) and forced to drink beer with him. All this will change on Feb 1st as I'll be gainfully employed!
How's you my little northern belle?
*waggles eyebrows and twists moustache in a seductive manner* (but just looks like a mong with ADHD)
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Glad to hear you're now gainfully employed again.You'll be able to afford Pooflake's diet cokes when you go out now he's dieting again.
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girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:43,
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OOoooh yeah!...I intend to take you on a boozy voyage of discovery this very afternoon...the likes of which have NEVER BEEN SEEN!!!
*oversells*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:45,
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Morning allMy post-Christmas belly is currently tucked inside a pair of trouser I bought over ten years ago, so I'm still relatively skinny. I'm guessing you don't really want to hear that though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:48,
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I don't know what this meansSome kind of gay slang?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:53,
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I have been reducing my portion sizes, as I realised I can eat a shit load, but probably don't need toGood news, I have shit loads of holiday to take before the end of march, around 12 days i think
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:49,
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Portion size is my downfall.I had a veritable volcano of chips and prawn curry on my plate last night.
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girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:52,
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I find food looks smaller when you are dishing up and looking down on itI therefore conclude that one should only serve food sitting down.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:54,
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Portion sizes - don't get me started...Only this week I was feeling somewhat peckish in my local, but instead of opting for the standard salad, I decided instead to take them up on their eating challenge.
You win a prize if you can manage it in under 15 minutes...I first realised I might be a bit of a fat fuck when I was three-quarters of the way through after 4 and a half minutes...
*shames*
*feels peckish again*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:54,
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PF I truely do try and avoid getting you started don't you worry ; )(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:56,
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^ Poofy's biggest fan ^(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:57,
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Anyway, you leave my fellow city man alone, Nakers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:59,
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I thought i was being nicewell, nicer than usual
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:00,
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In the same way that Monty is nice to you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:01,
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Monty effectively pulls my metaphorical pigtails and pushes me over in the playground(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:02,
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Yeah...well.....erm....*sobs uncontrollably*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:03,
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Quick have a comedy wanking disaster to cheer yourself up(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:04,
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You must be mistaking me...for somebody else...
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:05,
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Now comedy shitting disasters on the other hand...(
Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:06,
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Poof on the other hand has had around 20(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:08,
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*evil laugh*That one is for you Kaol!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:10,
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I miss Kaol...His guest appearance at that gig we did with Captain Placid was quality.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:15,
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Did you hear he managed to escape from Wales?That was a good cider fuelled evening. Well for you, I was driving so no cider for me :(
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:17,
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It's gay pond I'll have you know...Or my personal favourite...'Landlocked body of water that chooses an alternative lifestyle'.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:12,
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Well...We all get something right eventually
:)
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:15,
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Are they not replying to your Lonely Hearts ad?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:04,
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I love the way you've just accepted your meme here and run with it.(
girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:10,
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Well, they're all bastards, aren't they?One in particular is responsible for me being tired and hungover. It's his fault I was up until 1am talking to his ex and drinking his (excellent) wine. Why can't men consider these things when they break off relationships? Why, Blousie? Why?
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At least she had her gay best friend's shoulder to cry on(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:16,
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I'm thinking of having a nice cushion grafted onto my neckSomething in lilac
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:19,
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Two wordsComfort fuck.
Then leave when she starts crying again. Do men not know how to be chivalrous nowadays?
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And where the fuck was this advice last night when she was drunk and vulnerable?Eh? EH?
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You'll never make it in the sexually predatory advice marketwith so lax a work ethic
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duuiude, seriously !I dig vulrable girls with low self esteem ! The ex has dine all the hard work fir me !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:57,
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Good morning blousieHow are you this grey overcast morning?
I see I missed some twattery yesterday (I was in Oxford for the day). That Loon bloke is clearly a bell end.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:12,
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I disliked him from the first time I read his nameIt's like describing yourself and Ker-razy!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:14,
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Oooh, I missed it too...What happened?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:16,
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Brief summary;Resident Loon takes it upon himself to advise Shambles, of all people, that he's unpopular and a bit of a bellend. Is good enough to provide reasons why he's right and the good Dr is wrong. /OffTopic promptly falls over laughing.
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word of the day toilet paper?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:20,
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The shit will hit the fan now as Shambles has linked yesterday's love fest.I have sworn to keep my mouth shut from now on.
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girlinthehole, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:23,
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One of the best bits is the wording Shambles has put if you hover over the image of the gaz.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:46,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1504966
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:11,
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Not too bad1/2 a stone down. Sensible breakfast and lunch, no snacks then anything I want for tea seems to work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:16,
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The diet of championsHomemade steak pie, roast potato, carrots and peas last night
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:17,
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That sounds yummy...Well, all except for the peas, which we all know are the devil's bogeys
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:19,
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The best part of homemade steak pie is MOAR steak pie for lunch(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:24,
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Weight loss twins!Congrats mate. Annoyed that you can do this with diet alone whilst I'm pounding the treadmill.
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I try and run 3 5k runs a weekeach one burns around 330 calories, so a toal of 990 calories. that's half a day's food, somehow not eating for 12 hours seems easier
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:21,
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Fuck thatI used to run around the block (approx five minutes worth of running). That was more than enough for me. I don't do it anymore. Running is so undignified.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:24,
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5K should take about 25 minutes75 minutes of running spread out over a week is easier than going without food for 12 hours?
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What I'm saying is it feels like it should do more than 990 calories, thats all(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:29,
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This^The rowing machine is the worst. 2000m in 7:34 should burn more than 150 cals
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:31,
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that's a 2 finger kit kat pretty much*cries tears of pure lard*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:33,
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Or heart failure in my case(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:34,
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That I have no issue with at allThere's nothing more depressing than getting up early to do a run and blowing it with a Twix before you even reach work
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*strikethrough involving blowing off twins*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:35,
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I literally haven't had time to go running or weight training yet. After this weekend I shall start
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:25,
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Running actually helps itMy body doesn't work in normal ways for some reason
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:34,
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This is normalContrary to old advice, resting a bad back is not the best treatment. Exercise will repair it far better. Although probably something more gentle than running.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:26,
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Morning sexypantsI'm in a good mood as I dreamt I successfully chatted up an attractive lady. At least dream-me is charming and attractive.
I have ordered a sausage and egg bap for later and I had burgers for tea last night. I won't be bound by society's rules! Or this belt for much longer.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:43,
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I was having a nice wakeboarding dream last night when my baby woke up screamingpoor little might had had a nightmare
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:46,
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I wondered about thatbut not enough to edit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:50,
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a venison burger and a steak, portobello mushroom and emmental burgerA step up from Mickey D's.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:56,
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Good morningNearly into the 4th week of teetotalism and life is SUPER!*
*pretty dull really
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:48,
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Not sure how boobs and teetotalism are linked...I like boobs by the way
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:51,
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Hmmm...I went Teetotal last September through to the end of November.
Crikey it was rough. I have since busied myself by more than making up for it in the aftermonths.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:50,
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I need to purchase beers and winesAlso tonic, otherwise my weekend will be teetotal
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:51,
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To the off-licence...AWAY!I topped up my EEC vodka mountain only yesterday
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:52,
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I drank a botttle of Rioja last night, it was Nomand it made "Role Models" funny
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:53,
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I finished an open merlotAnd started a Montepulciano D'Abruzzo. I'm out of sync with my booze.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:03,
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I don't trust teetotallers, they're weird(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:52,
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Come, join me in a freshly squeezed orange juice and we can discuss this(
broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:52,
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Fuck right offyou're ok as it is temporary.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:53,
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I can't argue with that...What made it worse is that during those months I was wierd and desperately boring. It's true what they say about 'Dutch courage' - well it is in my case.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:54,
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I tried for a month once and just got more and more grumpystopped going out as I hated beeing around booze and not being allowed it.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:59,
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It definitely gives going out a different edgeI get around that by staying home and rocking slightly in my pants
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:01,
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Ditto...I put myself under house arrest for the whole time because I didn't want to bore poor folk rigid about my diet progress and teetotalism, as they were the only things I had to talk about.
My friends were good enough to throw me a bash to celebrate my return to impending liver failure though, and I've been smashing it ever since.
I lost around 50lb over that time though.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:04,
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SnrzzzzI haz a day off and am having beer for brekkie. I am going LARGE today.
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That's more like it!...*alcoholiclolz*
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:55,
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If you're worried where today is going, you are doing brekkie beer wrong(
broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:58,
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'Worry' is god's way...of telling us to drink more beer
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:59,
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Don't be so down on yourself AAYou have a shiney new penis!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:00,
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It'll be a few weeks before it stops looking like a mutantI'm just seriously fucking bored, really
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:03,
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Boredom is God's way...Of telling us to drink more beer.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:05,
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I'm on codeineNot sure if mixing them with booze is a good idea
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:12,
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Blimey...You should stop taking the codeine then :)
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:17,
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Only taken it once so farBut if I knock it, I don't want to have to resort to paracetamol, simply because I'm too pissed for codeine!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:19,
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Someone on here (Stunned?) once advised combining codeine with a large brandyFor a pleasant fuzzy evening (he also advised keeping A&E on speed-dial)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:29,
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First time I've ever taken painkillers this strongSo I have to be a little careful...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:31,
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Don't be a poof, they're not that strong, neck a fistful and some ginthen maybe go for a walk on top of your building
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:32,
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I'm going to buy a medical PhD on the internet(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:37,
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It could only have been you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:38,
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Mmmmm beery wanks...I might have a disaster and write about it at great length.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:07,
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Don't forget to use massively convaluted similies and metaphors(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:11,
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You got it...More similies than Jeremy Clarkson on a particularly descriptive day before entering a convoluted similie competition...
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:13,
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I might be wrong (I usually am)...But I can't rememeber actually writing a wanking disaster story.
Which is a bit of a shock, because I am a massive wanker.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:16,
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I'm sure you had a wank at a bar mitzva once...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:18,
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That was SpankyHanky...Wanking stories were his speciality.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:19,
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Oh yeah...I may have merged you two in my head(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:19,
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Fair enough...You're spot on about the convoluted similies and metaphors though with regards to me. I get carried away.
I have been accused of being Spankyhanky on a few occasions. I can assure you I am not him.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:21,
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I think Spanky based his writing style on youAnd wasn't he another Cov lad too?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:24,
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Apologies for tarring you with his jizzy brush(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:26,
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That has to be one of the worst insults possible.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:29,
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My friend is a big fan of yours and asks me every time I go to a bash if you were thereHe also made himself a full size HEV suit from Half life 2 and a replica Witch King helmet, so... take that how you want.
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I seem to remember you being pretty impressed with his home made suit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:40,
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I secretly am, I'm also pretty impressed with people who know pi to the 4 millionth digit.I'm not going to do it though.
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He obviously has better taste in clothes...Than he does in writing.
A fan? really? I get called a shitehawk hack so often it's still strange to hear that someone in the real world likes my drivvel.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:40,
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For what it's worth...I plan to attend more bashes this year. Prepare your friend for massive disappointment.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:48,
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Oh he only reads /qotw he's not a poster so he'll be scared of bashes.That said maybe his HEV suit will protect him from the internet!!!
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If I had my time over again I'd stick with /links, that's where all the cool kids are(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:53,
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I love the way anyone who posts something they maderather than spend months being sarcastic about other peoples work is A SPAMMING CUNT who should DIE LIKE THE JEWS!
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God bless /links and all who sail in her(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:56,
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i was making myself some lunch this morning then i realised i'm out for lunch with a friend todayoh my life is just non-stop lol
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Give your lunch to Chompy then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:37,
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Oh man, what will you do when the inevitable lunch thread comes?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:37,
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Nevermind, have a BBC News link to cheer yourself up:www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-16628083
Any suggestions?
Or does that which we call a rose, by any other name still stink of horse manure?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:40,
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North Milton KeynesWhat a stupid idea, how do people become "Experts" like that anyway
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I believe there is such a degree course as Leisure and TourismI'm not sure what level of expertise this gives you, or if you could go on to do a PhD.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:45,
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I completely understand that one could be trained in this area, but it's not really a degree course(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:53,
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Google says go to Salford:www.business.salford.ac.uk/UG/leisureandtourismmanagement-ba
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:55,
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Well Google is obviously a cuntas I can't believe anyone would want to go to Salford
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:56,
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I remembered my sandwiches but forgot my gym kit, this is also fucking gay(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:39,
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Why don't you go and buy lunch in your pants(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:43,
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whoa this is gettin serious, somebody needs to step in as referee here, i'm calling the modsand Naked Ape, if you want to fuck yourself its your business, but its probly best to take your pants off or at least pull em down a bit first
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:52, Reply)
Why don't you referee in your pants?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:53,
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i'd appreciate it if people left my pants out of this, my pants have done nothing wrong(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:08, Reply)
His wife don't love him anymore so his pants are in a right state, I do hope no one else is around when he pulls em down(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:54,
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Morning Quintin, happy fucking friday to you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:38,
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