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Game of thrones season 2 started last night, OH BOY, I watched half the first eppisode on the way into work, got the second half on my way home.Although now its light when I get home, I like looking out the window, I get to see the emerate's stadium and ally pally and a big jewsons that is nothing to do with me. It's weird, I now find the underground a bit depressing. I can't even update my facebook status on it.
Pasta salad for lunch, but I always feel weird eating stuff that requires a fork at work. I got some weird food habits in that respect.
My money tip is this week I've taken out all the money I think I'll spend for the week today, and I'm not going to use my card. That way I can see my money disappear and think "OH NOES, I DONT HAVE MUCH LEFT, I CANT BUY THIS".
Do you have any budgeting tips?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:42,
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don't spend time in B&QHow can anyone turn down special paint to make your wall attractive to magnets? (not in a sexy way....or is it?)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:45,
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WAIT, WHAT?Oh man, you got me thinking, I want to paint a cupboard door with that AND blackboard paint now.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:47,
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that's my plan for my art room(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:08,
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what colours can you get it in, though?EDIT - Just googled it. Does it actually work, though?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:48,
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grey will tell you when I try it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:08,
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too late, I'm buying some on the way home.I had three metal noticeboards on my boxed-in fireplace in the kitchen before we refitted it. That strikes me as a genius way to replace that. If it works.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:11,
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well you can tell me if it works, thenI have priming and polyfillaing before I get to that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:12,
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I just went to B&Q and spent £26 on some plaster, some brackets, some rawlplugs and two paint rollers.(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
why aren't you working?Also B&Q is rubbish, as is homebase. I found a local hardware supplier the otehr day and they are a little bit more expensive but so helpful and friendly it's worth it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:56,
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I went on my lunch break.And B&Q may be rubbish if you need advice, but if all you need is a small tub of pre-mix plaster, some rawlplugs, some brackets and a couple of paint rollers, then they are perfectly adequate. They often have good deals on power tools too. Though I need to find somewhere to repair my belt sander.
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i do understand that and I do still shop therebut it was nice to have a personal and helpful shopping experience for once!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:59,
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Hmmm, the part I need will cost me about £25.should I risk taking a £200 power tool apart myself or should I just take it somewhere and pay someone else some money to repair it?
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The drive shaft.www.powertoolspares.com/tool/dewalt/spares-and-accessories-for-dw433-belt-sander/dw433type1/spares/
No. 55 on this diagram
The problem is that you need to dismantle pretty much the entire sander to be able to replace it.
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seems like something that shpould be covered by warrenty?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:12,
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It happened over a year since I bought itand it was my own fault for leaving a belt fully tensioned and caked in dust and then just trying to use the sander without loosening it first.
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You haven't shown off some photos on here of your place in a little while.PHOTOS PLEASE
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:53,
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I've not done much for a whilecurrently the art room is going for crackhouse chic
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:09,
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talking DIYwhere could I get something to form a high sided tray about 1m x 1m? I'm trying to turn the guinea pig run into a bigger guinea pig house
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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probably a garden centremust be some kind of planter in those rough dimensions
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:15,
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I found a raised bed thing, but they have no baseand other things are a bit easy to crack
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:15,
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you should just eat them, then you wouldn't need to bother(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:17,
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Don't take any financial advice from Monty. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:49,
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I don't like pasta salad, cold pasta feels wrong to meand the cheap tubs you get of it in the shops are revolting
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:02,
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I totally dig cold pasta and rice.Sandwiches suck in compairson but they're so much easier to eat. I can cook up a really nice cold pasta/rice thing for a few days in the cost that it'll be to make just 2 or so very average sandwiches.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:18,
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What sort of stuff do you put in your pasta salads?My imagination runs short a little past the usual tuna and sweetcorn or tomato and basil.
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EMERGENCYWork are sending me to Manchester for two days in a couple of weeks. Any survival tips? Apart from "don't go outside"?
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I suggest you get extremely upset at the smallest thing.Or alternatively enjoy Manchester, is a lovely city.
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I've been thereNo it's not. I'm actually more concerned about the 5-hour drive packed into a car with 4 other people, including my boss' boss. Am guessing livening up the journey with hilarious flatulence might not work.
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try canal street for a night out with the work lads(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:13,
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haha, real life strikethrough LOLS which some wag does practically every weekoh the hilarity
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:17,
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I take out money at the start of the weekand leave my card at home. Prevents impulse purchases. Well, sometimes.
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I just don't buy things at the momentI do this, by not going shopping or looking on ebay. It works out okay generally.
I'm doing a detox thing at the moment, so no food but plenty of water and liquids.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:09,
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Oh man, there is no possible way that can be in any way unhealthy at all.(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I've given up commentingthere seems to be some bet with /OT women as to which one can kill themselves first with crackpot detox schemes.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:13,
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I just enjoy the idea that they are all sat in a line trying to suck lemon juice up their bumholes.(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
lemony bumholebest of all the bumholes.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:15,
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how about a cat infested one?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:19,
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interest only?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:23,
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i get lots of interest in my bumhole, thank you!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:25,
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you go to http://www.palmnet.me.uk/polls/and set up a poll asking everyone if they think that Naked Ape is a prick.
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I hope you thanked him for setting that up?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:59,
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You know what, I think that might have just been the straw that broke the camels back.(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I reckon I would get proper skinnyon just drinking ginger beer. It's healthy, damnit, ginger is good for you or something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:15,
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they work!although it's expensive. i have to keep buying new clothes.
this does not help the budgeting q above.
my idea of budgeting: card accepted? goooood. card declined? fuuuuuck.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:15,
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to make you lose weight, I'm sure they doso does ameobic dsyentry. or famine. death. doesn't make any of them a good idea.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:17,
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polleted far-eastern watercourses are a good bet.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:19,
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if you try hard enough, I'm sure.it can be a touch fatal though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:21,
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fuck, i just clicked that by mistake!oh well. at least i'd look damn thin in the coffin. maybe i could get a tan out there as well, and then i could line it all with white satin.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:24,
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I checked with the doctor and he said it was alrightEaster week is a good time to do it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:16,
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I'd ask for his GP licence back if he did.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:17,
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My metabolism is so slowhe reckoned I won't actually miss eating for a couple of days.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:18,
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like I said, I'm giving up commenting on this sort of daftness.you are certain he's not an imposter? cos he's certainly a cretin.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:20,
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i wonder what you'd think of the eyelash implants that i had at the weekendif we're talking about daftness.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:24,
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depends.on how likely it is to adversely affect your health.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:25,
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i think the main risks are infection from the salon, like conjunctivitisand allergies to the glue. both of which seem to be ok.
but if i told you what it cost or that it took 3 hours to achieve, i think you'd find it pretty daft. looks damn good though. i look like bambi*!
(*awaits dead mother joke from al)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:26,
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Yeah, I had made a hole in the bottom of the box and put it on my lap so the girl next to me would stroke my cock when I offered her some.Shame I was at the cinema with my mum.
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*puts left index finger on nose**points at swipe with right index finger*
Are you going to get angry with me about this? I mean, I don't mind, but it would seem a bit unfair since you brought it up in the first place.
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depends if you poke me in the eye with that finger(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:44,
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that makes me feel a little sick(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:27,
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they're not really implanted!they're just false ones. they glue them to your own lashes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:28,
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it's quite relaxing reallywell, the second eye was. the first one she stuck the sticker too tightly onto my lower lid and pulled it, so it kept winking open and getting glue in it. OW.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:31,
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I'm going to get my haircut at the place with the hiarwashing girl with big breastsi find that terribly relxaing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:33,
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AGHHHHH GLUE IN YOUR FUCKING EYELIDS GNNAHHHH FUCK OFF FUCK OFF NO WAY.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:40,
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I'm pretty surehe was leaning on the wall outside a doctor's office, and his shirt was quite white.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:24,
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This is why letting GPs take charge of multimillion pound budgets is a fucking stupid idea.Especially if they can't even do the job they are actually trained for correctly.
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well quite.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:33,
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I couldn't decide whether to click this, or the post aboveSo I decided to treat myself and click them both.
If someone is thick enough to make themselves believe that purposefully depriving your body of a necessity can be a good thing, they deserve to die
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His pole dancing classes after surgery must be very popular(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:36,
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Earning more than you spend is usually the best one.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:11,
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Only because I want in on his hidden gold.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:28,
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Silly QuintsGold isn't a race.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:33,
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chinese is ok as it's a people and a food(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:34,
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hockeyprick is quite a good name thoughtotally stealing it for my friend's fiance.
the prick.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:34,
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I have a nicknameit comes from having friends
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:40,
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arh, that was dead crueli have grown up friends, nicknames is for kids
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Oh boy, that must be the Jewsons on Wightman Road, they're always up to kerazzy stuff in there(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:14,
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YOU AND YOUR SOUTH LONDON WAYS(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:38,
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My tip - don't marry Mrs UpinblueShe is a total spendthrift.
Also, what everyone else said about not spending more than you earn. I've never owned a credit card or bought anything on credit and I get by fine.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:56,
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There is nothing wrong with credit cards unless you are a retard(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:58,
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If you're a retard, you'll pretty much struggle with any of teh basics of adult life.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:59,
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RETARDS ARE PEOPLE TOOunless they are retard dogs or pigeons
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:00,
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have you put anyting on it that you haven't paid off yet?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:01,
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soz, doesn't happen very oftenthe last time was back in 2011 when frisbee adam came to play
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:06,
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I will be making Singapore Noodles for my supper, this is exciting me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:11,
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I will be going home, running 5 miles, making pork chops and veg and then filling in a large hole in the wall so I have soemthing to fix the broken skirting board to.I may also have time to fix the two top stairs.
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I might just watch Homeland from last night...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:17,
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I've been told it's a very good programme.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:18,
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Does Monty make you nervous?You seemed to be able to type that fine in reply to Al.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:20,
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Nah, me and old 'bent spastic' here are best pals.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:22,
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HahaI am picturing you holding Nakers in a "friendly" headlock while saying this.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:24,
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'What, headmaster? We were only messing about WEREN'T WE NAKERS?'*subtly tightens headlock*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:31,
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*gives Nakers a 'this will keep' look, then goes into history class*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:38,
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*Laughs at Nakers waiting for Matron, covered in poo*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:55,
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I was taking the piss out of his spelling of programbut now I'm questioning whether it can be spelt two ways...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:23,
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Well French and US if we are going to be pedantic, and I think we know that we are
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In English "program" is specifically for computing(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:25,
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tv told me that it was a good programme so i'm inclined to disagree(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I expect it's shitand was merely picking Al up on his rubbish US spelling.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:20,
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i saw a few minutes last night, it looked alright actually but i'm not looking to commit to anything log term(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)
The only television programmes I've recently enjoyedhave been Paxman's Empire series, How God Made the English and She Wolves.
Everything else I have watched has been utter tosh.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:23,
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i haven't even watched any tellyI keep watching bad films late at night, like jennifer's body and sorority row
these are bad films
EDIT oh and one with some maneating plants
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They don't sound encouraging by their names.Both could be piss-poor 80s soft porn titles.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:25,
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one was a remake of an 80s horror so you're rightthe guy was killing people with a bladed tyre iron, ridiculous
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Sorority Row is a terrible "slasher" style film with a shower scene including some tits.Jennifers Body is a terrible film staring Megan Fox as a possessed school girl who eats her classmates. It probably includes some tits somewhere.
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i swing between 4-5 cups a day as it isi don't know anyone with any ampethetmines
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Stop staying up late to try and catch a glimpse of your mum "douching" in the shower before bed so you can helpless thrash at your impotant penis before weeping in the corridor praying daddy doesn't visit you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:31,
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I've been told we could get great tickets for squeeze at the Phil together.(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
But for differently-spelled bands.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:21,
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i heard the squeeze on the radio once, they sound like they're from london(, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)
how does their song go?is it about a transexual, because kev here is always going on about how it reminds him of tricky who is a bit pre-op
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Cool for cats is the one I know.Do you mean Lola by The Kinks?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:40,
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Let's call the whole thing off.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:24,
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What are you using to spice it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:19,
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Hahahah fack orf - this is IMPORTANT STUFF(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:21,
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ginger, turmeric, curry powder and red chillis(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:20,
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bring over that bowl of rice...*squats*
*whippies*
*wet wipes*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:50,
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I spent some time believing 'curry powder' to be bent and for cuntsHowever my forays into Caribbean cookery suggest that I am wrong. It's perfectly OK to use unless you run an Indian restaurant. I am guessing you don't.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:37,
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I find curry powder to be quite an unpleasant seasoning.I presume in your cooking you must do something extra.
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Dunn's River do a Jamaican one that's not bad at all.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:40,
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I can imagine jamaican style curry powder to be better than your bog standard Tesco Curry Powder.The smell of it reminds me of chip shop "curry" sauce. Which I find a bit unpleasant.
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this is a recipe from the BBCI'll see how it goes and alter as necessary
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:42,
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I do like Singapore noodles and am interested to hear how it turns out.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:54,
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I'll let you knowI've relaised that asian cooking is relatively simple, one simply needs a lot of ingredients, but once your cupboard is stocked up then away you go!
My sister bought me an oriental cooking course for my birthday, if she ever remembers to actulaly send me th voucher I'll look forward to it!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:57,
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Oh nice.My chum Yeti went on a pasta masterclass on his birthday. I am waiting for the wisdom to be passed on to me for free now he knows the tricks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:00,
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You know that green lasagne.....?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:02,
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Don't go to the pub, a pint of Peroni is now £4.65 in my local...imagine spending a fiver on a pint, it's ridiculous
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:49,
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It's almost £8 for a packet of cigarettes. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:50,
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I don't smoke so i don't carealso booze is more essential than fags
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:51,
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totally agree, peroni does tend to be more expensive than other lagersbut still £4.65!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:55,
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You'd better move to the North - or never go out again....Samuel Smith's pubs are looking better and better, eh?
The Captain Kidd in Wapping is currently my favourite London pub and the price of pints is a major consideration in this assessment.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:56,
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I worked in a pub where it was £4.65 for a pint of Kronenbourg.Kronenbourg. £4.65 for Kronenbourg. And the boss was a cunt.
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wanderlust, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:59,
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I would rather drink the pus-filled diarrhoea of a leprous monk than drink that shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:01,
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Yeah I'm alright.I fell over today though and got laughed at by some young people. How are you?
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wanderlust, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:04,
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Pretty good.Felt rough yesterday after my birthday party, but much happier today. Also moved into my new office so I've got a window. I didn't forgotten just how nice it was to get the sun shining through a window at you while you're working.
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My first office had no windows. Fucking horrible.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:07,
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I'd hate tht, it would genuinely drive me madI'm the only one who opens the blinds here, bunch of shut in analyst cunts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:10,
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It was fucking horrible.Even the view of a Fulham industrial estate (which would have been the view) would have been preferable.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:22,
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I worked underground for 2 years so appreciate a bit of the old sunshine.Glad you had a god time on your birthday. Thanks for the invite yeah.
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wanderlust, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:08,
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See, I knew this would happen.I had a small party for my old uni mates and I didn't invite anyone I know off the internet, but then I felt really bad like I had to pretend I wasn't doing anything for my birthday because I didn't want to upset you all.
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You wouldn't let me stand with you at Mastodon.You were never gonna get an invite.
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This is true, weren't you i the cheap seats anyway?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:16,
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You should read the gaz she's just sent me about Al.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:06,
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nah, just saying you didn't respond to Al cos you think he's a cock-jockey(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:08,
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I told you not to let on that I'd forwarded that gaz. FFS.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:11,
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Oh thank goodnessI couldn't stand having three people on the internet upset at me.
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sorryyour right though he's more of a twat-badger
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:13,
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It's fucking mental.I was nearly in tears when I had to pay fivers for pints at Wembley a year or so back. Now this is edging toward the norm.
UT'S UN ITE-REAGE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:52,
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i am an all, it's his 35th on tuesday and he wants to go out and play pooli dunno any pubs with pool tables tho ¬\(o_O)/~
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The only mate who will play pool with you is Michael Barrymore.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:05,
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Amstel is £3.70 in my local, a decent pint (Dudvar) is £3.95, which seems average for London unless you're in a tourist area. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:57,
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This seems a bit of an over reaction to be called a freakwww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-17540452
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:57,
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What makes you say that? Bartleby's fine as far as I can tell.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:59,
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actually turns out to be Coronation Street's faultand that's why i wasn't alowed to watch ITV
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:01,
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I'm not AA"why didn't you love me enough to LIVE"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:03,
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Same here.I was six before I found out I'd been lied to. My mother claimed we couldn't get ITV on our TV. Our TV was so shit it was a perfectly plausible falsehood.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:04,
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hahahaMy first trip to Macdonalds was when I was 13, and I remember my grandfather taking me on a "bus" for a novelty at some point
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:05,
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I wasn't allowed to watch ITV either.But my mum was honest. She said it was common.
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Kroney, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:06,
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My parents were old skool traditionalists pretending to be trendy liberals.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:13,
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Me as well. Also barred from watching Grange Hill as it was full of children 'with a vulgar accent'(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:06,
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I don't know. Seems fair enough to me.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:59,
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I have considered taking worse action.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:01,
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I'm considering worse right now.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:03,
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I like the fact that he denied murder and admitted manslaughter"Yeah, I was totally provoked into beating my mum to death with a claw hammer and then burning her body, y'honour."
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Kroney, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:04,
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'Ken Barlow told me to do it'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:05,
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He's one of the top 'druids'* in the UK. This is actually true.*All that is known about ancient druidic practice comes from about three lines of classical texts – today’s slef-styled druids are total knobends whose practices were fabricated no more and a hundred or so years ago.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:12,
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the amount of minge accompanying those 1000 trysts could probably be woven into a Zepplin(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:14,
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I would imagine that would be even more flammable than the original Zeppelins.Barlow's BLATANT DISREGARD for health and safety YET AGAIN.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:19,
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this seems to be the stock response in most murder cases I hear ofI guess it's because we don't have the options of 1st or 2nd degree murder
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:06,
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I'm surprised he didn't go for death by misadventure."Yeah, I ACCIDENTALLY beat my mum to death with a claw hammer and then set fire to the body in order to cover it up, y'honour".
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Kroney, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:09,
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oh lolwww.broadsheet.ie/2012/04/02/meanwhile-at-the-smithfield-horse-fair/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:16,
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The second to last one is the 'best'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:20,
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