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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When I'm at work
I like to wee as hard as I can into the urinals so that the pipes temporarily back up and it fizzes out the drain cover thing. Sometime I wee so hard it makes me do a little fart.

What do you like doing at work?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:17, 200 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
shitting

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Are we just talking weeing games we like to play at work here?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Because I consider it a WIN for me if it is my wee which dissolves the little block of bleach small enough to slip down the drain in the urinal.
I'm not sure if anyone else knows that we are competing though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Piss pineapple
Piss the blue blocks along the trough

80's Sunderland AFC hard man John Kay once ate a blue block, FACT FANS
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)
did he gain superpowers?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)
Yes
He became the hardest man in the world. Broke his leg once and whilst being stretchered off the pitch, sat up and pretended to paddle it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)
Before the smoking ban you could also play this game with cigarette butts in pub toilets.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)
If you wee hard enough at the urinal cake
it all sort of sprays back up giving you a reverse golden shower.

It's well hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)
space docking and golden showers? You Frenchies make me sick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Sorry
I thought he was canvassing for suggestions.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)
I forgot to put a belt in my bag so I'm going to spend the whole day hoiking my jeans up
I don't like doing that at work
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
just use a bit of old blue rope
it works for Monty
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)
It also double up as a lead for his mangy dog that sits forlornly next to him as he waves an empty paper cup at strangers

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)
but that's what my dog is on

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)
In Cannes all the tramps have cats
I think they drug them to keep thm still :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)

they probably stay still because they can't see where they are going
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Some of the teams on Robot Wars are getting really lazy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:37, Reply)
is Craig Charles still doing that?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
He's gotta make his crack money somehow

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)
I'd like to think he has one of the old house robots with an axe in his flat
on a table with a bit of mirror to cut some lines
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
He hasn't got money for old rope.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)
oh YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Ladies and gentlemen, Jeff!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:38, Reply)
Jeff The Dog Fucker
"Funnier than Alistair McGowan 2/10"
Jonafun Woss
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)
one time i wee'd at the urinal and it started to flush and it backed up so much i was scared my shoes would get wet
but they didn't
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)
it got right to the rim though
close call
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
aha! oh man, that's well wakki!
I like to throw coffee at people while screaming the lyrics to poker face.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)
how's your "muffin"?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:35, Reply)
That doesn't sound very Waki
it sounds quite unpleasant. Have you ever been called up for a disciplinary?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)
shit on a gerbil

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:35, Reply)
Work.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)
My hangover is getting worse, despite coffee, tea and one of those bacon and cheese pastry things

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:35, Reply)
Try a Rustlers Microwave Cheese Burger

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:38, Reply)
HA!
mine is gone pretty much gone, apart from the desire for greasy food.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:38, Reply)
It's the smoking that's killed me
fucking Pall Mall fags, ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
Some cunt last night had Clove Tobacco.
What a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
wtf is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Tobacco with cloves in it you dimwit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)
indian tobacco that's chock full of cloves.
stinks to high heaven and back.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)
You're making this up.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Nope,
his name was Andris.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)
fucking Oxford student pricks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)
He was in his 30's,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)
fucking Oxford prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)
yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)
I don't think 'Andris' and I will become friends.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Oh, I don't know.
He sounds exactly like one of your cardigan wearing Shoreditch lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:48, Reply)
he was a goth,
he had a period shirt and waistcoat, teamed with some New Rock boots. I really wanted him to fuck off, but he was one of ladypigs work mates friends, and i was on my best behavious in front of all the posh publishers.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
They're not 'mine' you French prick.
I was here first.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)
If I see you wearing glasses on Saturday
I shall be poking them to see if they contain lenses, you hipster fuck, with your ironic beard and obscure band tshirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Just you like to wank off to Johnny Hallyday

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)
You're going to wet yourself on Saturday.
The railings opposite the pub we're going to have a good 30 fixies locked to them by 9pm.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)
The thing about those is that you can't even modify them
to ensure their owner has an "accident" as they're already the most dangerous mode of transport available, outside of riding velociraptors.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)
most aren't true fixies, but have a flip flop hub allowing freewheeling and brakes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)
a lad got hit by a car outside my pub,
it was his first day riding his new fixie. He broke his nose and his arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)
heh heh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)
Cyclists are fucking mental in Oxford.
They cut me up! I'm in a one ton lump of metal that's at the mercy of some pretty unforgiving physics and they fucking cut *me* up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)
They are absolute loons,
i cycle in oxford a lot, as to be fair, it is the easiest way to get around this town as the roads are all shit, and the one way system, but i'm careful. Some of those guys are fucking looney.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)
In fairness you were in a 2CV and wearing a beret at the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)
May I just say as a cyclist....
I fucking hate fixies and he had it coming.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)
i've never ridden one,
how hard are they to stop? I imagine at speed, they would be almost impossible to stop quickly without locking the wheel, sliding and then die.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)
I've never ridden one either
what ever everyone says I'm not that much of a twat.

I understand the stopping process is more or less as you describe. the less suicidal ones have at least one proper break though and a lot of what is classed as a 'fixie' is actually just a single speed bike with a freewheel, usually still just the one brake though, which is retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)
I might go buy a penny farthing.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:31, Reply)
I am genuinely surprised these have not made a comeback yet
they would be the ultimate fixie.

probablt because they are too hard to fake.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)
which reminds me:
bit.ly/QnBi6e
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:49, Reply)
I'd totally ride a velociraptor, by the way.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Did I ever mention I have a tattoo of a velociraptor on my cock?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)
=/

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)
you know you want it frenchie.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)
Do you also smell of last nights drink and have uncontrollable shakes whilst praying to get to half five so you can hit the offy at a 'normal time' because you're definitely not an alcoholic
that's like battereds usual working day then
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)
no need, still got half a bottle of gin under my pillow

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
this is the sort of stuff your wife tells her mum in secret

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Browse b3ta, take cigarette breaks, mock other people's code
Reassign support tickets to other people on the flimsiest of pretences, take long lunches and steal toilet roll.

I'm an exemplary employee.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:37, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHHA, you totally put a blackslash when you should have put a forward slash you IDIOT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:38, Reply)
you sound very dull.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
he follows West Brom Albion at the weekends

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)
christ. bet he likes talking about mortgages an all.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Stick a mortgage down your cock-end and shit-out a Barratt home

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)
2/10 dull.
see me after class.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Leaving.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
Only six and a half hours to go, eh Montso?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
Yes. Woo hoo :o(
There's practically no-one in my office today. Fuckin' skiving Jews.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
it's roshashana apparently /gonz

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)
thanks for that TUiP you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
I finish at 4.30

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)
gotta get home to perform your sun set rtituals eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)
I don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:48, Reply)
He's suggesting you're...
No, sorry, me neither.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
you're a hippy druid cunt
HTH xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1739233
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)
not dealing with customers.
give me a petri dish and some bacteria any day.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
AT LEAST GIVEN TIME THEY'LL DEVELOP THEIR OWN CULTURE!!!1!!
AMIRITE???
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
I like to pass the time doing what I'm employed to do
In my downtime I look into how hard it would be to get an HGV licence.

I also have at least one wank a week in the work bogs, it's what they would've wanted.:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)
You also have a little chuckle to yourself
about that time in 'Spaced' where the cool guy with the comics and the skateboard made a 'Star Wars' reference.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
go fuck yourself monty.
better than all the american comedies you like.
friends was shit, deal with it!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:52, Reply)
He collects boxed sets of all the 'seasons'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)
I genuinely thought you weren't a knobend.
Just goes to show.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)
seinfeld was shit an all.
do-be-do-do-do pile of wank.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)
'NORM!!!'
Heh, fucking great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)
Ooh, which show?
I've heard 'We Will Rock You' is AMAZEBALLS!!!111THX113811!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)
'Cats' is the best one. It's about cats.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)
I have not seen that one
I'm allergic to cat hair (amongst other things). Will this affect my enjoyment of said show?
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)
I don't thinks so!
Musical theatre is just perfect for everyone, regardless of their gay ailments.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)
OH MAN-O-MAN! I have an ASSLOAD of gay ailments!
I am sorted to FUCK!

*heads to ticketmaster*
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)
The term is 'gailments', Billzo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)
You are so wrong that Hitler would shudder.
Friends is a brilliant show. Loads of fun to watch.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)
I'd rather watch my own testes being burst in a vice
than watch the antics of 'Ross' and his other ghastly Hebrew pals.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)
I know what I'm giving you as a present on Saturday now.
It'll be one out of a choice of two.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Iron Cross or genuine gold star badge?
*prays*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)
G-clamp or a certain dvd.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)
Oh poo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)
get him both.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)
'Then I will show you, where the Iron Crosses grow'

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)
'Hitler would shudder'
P.J Harvey's.....etc
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)
I do enjoy that kind of thing, it's true. Thanks man
It's nice liking stuff that you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)
how can weeing make you fart? surely they come out of different holes?
we have pretty outstanding biscuits here. but some selections are better than others, so i like swapping the trays around and stealing them after meetings. that is as naughty as i get these days.

as a trainee i liked doing all sorts of illicit things at work, but i am far too sensible these days. plus everyone at that firm was at it, whereas they are all v professional and good at their jobs here.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Swipe-o
I need you to bring one of your Friends boxes with you on Saturday. I'll bring the g-clamp.

Edit: You're talking about the conference table, aren't you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)
i am seriously confused by this
pls to explain

are you asking me to hook you up?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)
Read the sub thread above.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)
so you are asking me to bring my friends box set
as a birthday gift for monty, from you?

tighter than a nun's chuff
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)
It's alright, he'll choose the g-clamp.
He said he would and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Typical oily Frenchie.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)
I'd like to get into one of her friend's boxes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)
She won't introduce me to any of her friends after that last one.
I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)
however much you stalk them on fb
at least you don't add them as friends, though. that would be seriously creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)
I'm fucking getting stalked myself at the moment.
Pretty creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)
OK I'll stop.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)
No, I mean it.
For realz.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Soz - you know me, I'm just an 'FB' addict!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)
You wish. Homosexual.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)
are you going to keep your hands off my arse on sat?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)
It's extremely unlikely.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)
What about mine?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:18, Reply)
Totes

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)
That looked to me like an invitation, to be honest.
She's doing that "no means yes" thing these women do.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:18, Reply)
I'm not going because SOME people will just end up gibbering at me with powder still stuck to their nose and continully hoiking it up in that irritating manner and JUST TOTALLY RUINING MY NIGHT

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)
They'd better fucking not do that or I for one will STORM OFF.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)
IN A TAXI

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)
BECAUSE SPEAKING TO OTHER PEOPLE HAS BECOME AN IMPOSSIBLE OPTION

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)
That's the best bit :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)
After awkwardly waiting outside for ten minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)
AGRESSIVELY!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)
i wish i'd been there




well no not really
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Warbling on about "cool" music and "decks"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)
IM POINTING AT YOU STUNNED YES YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)
What a muppet!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)
where oh where have a put my risperidone, sevredol, methadone, codeine, tramadol, diazepam, temazepam, lorazepam etc etc etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:32, Reply)
+ carrier bag

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:34, Reply)
i think some people on here have been known to add other people's mates they have never met
it is a frankly bizarre thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)
it is, but I've done it at least once
not stalking, but we seemed to be sharing a sense of humour in comments and stuff. it was weird though and I stopped it.

I'm tempted to friend request Darth's mum though, just for lolz
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:27, Reply)
haha Darths mums a loser !!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)
She seems quite nice actually
but I get aggravated texts accusing me of flirting with her.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:32, Reply)
you do have previous as our resident lothario and gilf hunter

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:34, Reply)
He'll go chicken oriental when you are hanging out of the back of her.
Still, worth it for your ally wings.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:34, Reply)
is this a sex thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)
this is where my case rested too

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)
It's me we're talking about here.
Of course it's a sex thing. Idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is all getting a bit cryptic,
are you saying you used to have sex at work or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)
yes of course
i was shagging my boss when i was a trainee
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:36, Reply)
Did she like it?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:37, Reply)
I'm not sure that is something you want to put in your CV.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:38, Reply)
What?
His penis?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
so many strikethroughs, so little time

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)
I like to take a nice leasurely dump at work while playing games on my phone
SOme weeks I don't shit at home at all.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)
I like to sift through my poo when I'm done.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)
good for you
*edges slowly away*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:21, Reply)
Did you McKeith your shit this morning?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)
I only ever did that the time I swallowed my own tongue bar in the night

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Hahaha.
Shit job!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)
Aye, I used to do that too
but the toilets on site are port-a-bogs so not as congenial for that type of thing.
(highlandcoo, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:37, Reply)
hello Highlandcoo.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:38, Reply)
LETS BE FRIENDS!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)
I just got an e-mail saying there was an urgent meeting of all the people who work in my building tomorrow morning
What do you think could have happened?

I reckon it's one of the following:

Some building work needs doing and they are going to ask us to stump up for it.
The management company are going bankrupt and we all have to move out.
They want to increase our rent.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:38, Reply)
you're fired

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Maybe you're all being quarantined for the safety of the rest of the nation.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Perhaps it's a wine and cheese morning?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)
There's a problem that the pipes keep backing up in the toilets and they want to find out who is causing it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)
I reported that one of the sinks had come away from the wall.
She said someone was going to look at it tomorrow.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
You've been rumbled as the barnet bogwanker

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:43, Reply)
I don't need to use the bogs, I have an office of my own

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)
They've found out that you are 'althegeordie' off the internet
and have told everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)
Why would that be a problem for all the other businesses?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:46, Reply)
It's not a problem.
You're famous, man.
They'll all want to high-five you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:49, Reply)
^this
Probably have to sign a few people's tits, that kind of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:52, Reply)
if the landlord hasn't paid rent
you won't get any notice. the locks will just get changed. no way would the receivers/administrators/superior landlord want to tip you off and give you chance to make it awkward...

.... but they are highly unlikely to do that. it'll be something dull about people shitting on the floor or something.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:46, Reply)
floorshitting
One of your 'specialist' subjects.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:49, Reply)
Could they do that?
Even if all the stuff in the building belonged to lots of individual businesses?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:49, Reply)
I love it when you talk dirty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:50, Reply)

the floor my chest
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)
They want to announce to everybody that you will be running a half marathon, giving them the chance to sponsor you.
You might want to prepare a little speech.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Shame I'm not going to be around tomorrow really.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:50, Reply)
Just leave a sponsor form with the main reception.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)
it'll be to practice the godzilla atacking the city drills.
you should point out the windows and shout "AIIEEEEEEEE"
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)
I hope it's chips

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)
I'd rather have Daddy.
/gerontophile lols
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:56, Reply)
I used to like talking to people in my last job
but seeing as I was a sales adviser, it was actually part of the job. Which was nice.

These days I just sit about and cry while I'm meant to be working. Whilst stuffing my big fat face at the same time, natch.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:58, Reply)

face at the same time +s
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:01, Reply)
How very dare you!
I'll have you know my snatch is beautifully proportioned.

I think. It's been a while since I've seen it...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Browsing the web whilst taking a shit.
Trying to walk back to my desk with dead legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

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