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What are you having for lunch?I had a chicken sandwich.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:26, 133 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I had minced beef cobbler with cheese scones, and some pineapple.Now I have an oven at home my evening/weekend meal options are transformed. Five fucking years since the old one broke.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:26,
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Whaaaat?You haven't had an oven for 5 YEARS?!
Microwaved meals?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:15,
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I also had food.it sustains me.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:26,
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I also have the game "XCOM enemy unknown" want to chat about it?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:32,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1776752
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:34,
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nobody asked you fuckstain.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:34,
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I liked it when france fucked off from the council after 3 turns or so.proper lol there. they got that right.
one of my troops done a :O and shot one of my other troops.
they were all like "what the shit?!?!?"
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:39,
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I lost Autralia, fucking cunts.I've now got plasma rifles and alien grenades though, so fuck you Australia I don't even need you
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:40, Reply)
I also have those, and that archangel armour. it's well nice.I also have that plasma gattling cannon thingy. it's well lol.
oh, and the alloy cannon. proper boomstick that.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:41,
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Haven't got that far yet. I keep restarting when I fuck up.You've basically won the game at that point right? You just have to now plough through the aliens and do the story missions right?
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you need to engineer the key to the alien base.I've done that but I reckon that'll be tough so I'm doing all the research first. besides, with all the good weapons and armour, it's well lol to just waste the alions time and time again.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:46,
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they cost a fuckload though.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:58,
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fuck off heston(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:27,
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SHOULD HAVE PUT A RING ON IT.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:32,
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I bet you had a HIGHLAND TOFFEE!!!!!!GET IT????? BECAUSE YOU ARE SCOTCH!!!!!!!!!! THE HIGHLANDS ARE IN SCOTLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:28,
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I fucking LOVE cheese on toast.If you spread the bread with ketchup (ideally St John and Dolly's hot tomato sauce) before adding the cheese, then put Lea & Perrins on the top before grilling, you have yourself a taste sensation.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:31,
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oh HO!It's been great on here today Al.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:33,
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I imagine it has.I have been very busy Monty, very busy indeed. How are you? And how is your missus?
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Pretty good ta, she has the day off the looky dook.I cannot believe you weren't here for Che Grimsdale's flounce.
How's you and yours?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:38,
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All good, nothing untoward has happened recentlyI had an excellent bonfire night and managed to kick two peoples wing mirrors clean off.
Is there a link to Che Grimsdales flounce?
Also, wasn't Che Grimsdale someone elses nom de plume?
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:39, Reply)
why did you kick off peoples wing mirrors?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:41,
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Is this some Bonfire Night tradition I'm not aware of?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:42,
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It is for me.Every year twats decide to park right across the pavement on a blind hill near my parents house, so to get into tow you have to walk along the road.
So every year I knock as many wing mirrors as I can.
On the way into town I just hit them with my hands, but once I'm drunk on the way home I kick them instead.
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:45, Reply)
It passive agressive vigilante justice, because he is too scared to deal with the matter properly(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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It's just another euphemism like 'smashing the back doors in' I think.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:43,
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Was it you who kicked my wing mirror off last year on Bonfire Night?You cunt
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:42,
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Did you park entirely across the pavement of an unlit street forcing people to walk in the road and have to dodge cars?If so, you deserved it.
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1776658
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:44,
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Good vigilante justice there, causeing potentially hundreds of pounds of damage for a parking violation(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:45,
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Yep, I take a lot of pride in my work.I hope your tofu lunch makes you choke and you have to grab an ethically sourced unbleached cotton napkin to dap your lips.
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I'd have you up on criminal damage charges if that was my car(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:47,
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You'll have to catch me in the act and produce some eyewitnessesYour charges will never stick.
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I parked at the far end of my street because of all the cunts who had driven to the firework display round the corner had parked in front of my house.It was in a well-lit spot with plenty of room for pedestrians to pass.
For this I was rewarded with having my wing mirror kicked off.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:48,
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They probably knew it was your carand thought it was the least you deserved for being a vegetarian.
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www.b3ta.com/questions/toptips/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:32,
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WHERE WAS THIS RECOMMENDATION 15 MINUTES AGO WHEN I NEEDED IT?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:33,
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I bet you can squeeze in a couple of extra slices.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:34,
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you should write a cookery book of recipes like thisyou could call it "On the breadline, 101 ways to jazz up bread"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:33,
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'instant mash heavily diluted makes a *delicious* potato soup!'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:35,
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hahahahadrop in half a stock cube et voila, Chicken Soup!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:36,
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that sounds fucking rank.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:35,
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OK sorry'If you spread the bread with ketchup (ideally St John and Dolly's hot tomato sauce) before adding the cheese, then put Lea & Perrins on the top before DEEP FRYING IT, you have yourself a taste sensation'
Better?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:36,
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no, you're fucking useless(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:37,
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Yeah everyone knows bread, cheese and tomato don't go together don't they?Urgh, disgusting.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:39,
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ketchup with cheese, you utter cretin.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:40,
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You're right, what kind of IDIOT would pair a tomato sauce with CHEESE????I mean FFS that's INCONCEIVABLE!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:42,
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tastes like shit.you're an idiot.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:44,
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well know in italy that, tomato ketchup on stuff.fucking hell nakers, you really are a bent spastic.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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I'm afraid that's not English. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:50,
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I had a pretend-ham sandwich and some fruit.Cool, eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:30,
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ham and piri piri hummus sandwichtwo tangerines and a plum.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:32,
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I'm just about to nip into McDonaldsI'm so ashamed.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:32,
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Better than a fucking Rustlers you foodwrong.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:36,
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Lapping up some rancid pigeon shit from the pavement is better than a Rustlers.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:37,
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I'm having flashbacks to the night your mum hired me as an "escort"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:39,
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I had the chilli and cheese MexicanIt was nice at the time but now I feel sad.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:45,
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don't have the new Big Beef at Subwayit's basically a super cheap burger
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:38,
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Helpful tip IF HE WAS GOING TO SUBWAY YOU FLID.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:40,
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Oh man, look who else ate at the place I'm going tonight.www.the-mysore.co.uk/startrekcrewatmysore-1.jpg
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:39, Reply)
What about the V-in-da-loo????DO YOU GET THIS JOKE??????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:43,
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Semen Patel?I'm afraid I don't know any of those people.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:41,
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The Black one is only CAPTAIN FUCKING SISKOThe one on the right is only FUCKING SUPER ALIEN Q
the rest are only THEIR MATES OR SOMETHING
(, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)
I see.And these are pop singers, are they?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:44,
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I am actually as lost as you on this oneIs it Quintin?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:46,
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which one's seat are you going to insist to the waiter you sit in?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:46,
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I think that is Danny Baker on the leftHarold Shipman next to him.
The rest I don't know.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:44,
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Stilton and butternut squash rissottoo(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:43,
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I have also had 'lunch'.My food choices were common and unhealthy. I think I may have lost a few IQ points just by eating it.
Now I'm cold, but I can't be arsed to go and make a cup of tea. My life is so full of WOE, it's not fair.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:43,
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Careful. It won't take much more of that before you're heavily overdrawn at the IQ bank.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:44,
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I'll be down in double figures before xmas.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:45,
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ginster's festive special cranberry wensleydale and bacon is grim FYI(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:44,
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They're pukka mate.Although seeing the word"semen" under them is slightly disturbing.
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I've never had a pukka, but I love a fray bentos (
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:50,
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but it comes in a tin!(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:53,
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'GAY BENT-TOSS' MORE LIKE!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:53,
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Who would have thought such a thing?I wish I'd not ordered a pallet of them now :(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:47,
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Of course it would be. Why did you even try it?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:48,
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it's christmas, what do you expect?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:49,
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I expect Gingsters to be shit and not worth bothering with. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:52,
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they have an appeal, I think you need to train your palette to be a little more sophisticated(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:53,
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You married one didn't you?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:02,
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Salad and a sandwich.Thank fuck for the Earl of Sandwich, if he hadn't invented it, noone would have had the idea of putting a filling between two slices of bread. We are so grateful.
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I wish I had hair like that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:12,
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imagine, we wouldn't even have breadless sandwiches :((
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:52,
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