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oh hai
What did I miss and who the fuck is everyone?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:10, 371 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
We're all Quentin.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)
oh thank god, me too

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:12, Reply)
It's good we can all be honest about this Q thing.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)
He must have a wall of computers like the Batman stalking device to be able to keep track of this many accounts

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)
I have no idea who you're talking about
This is how I feel right now
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)
I'll explain
In Batman, Morgan Freeman creates a huge superbank of computers that can monitor everyone in the city, but Batman is worried that it could be abused. Or it might have been the other way around, can't remember.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)
You oozing mooseknuckle
I meant I have no idea who Quentin is.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:32, Reply)
He's a parody of a sockpuppet of a sham of a troll of ... I don't even know any more.
he's Q.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
THAT'S THE JOKE
Where's Chompy with his Rainier Wolfcastle pic
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Well done, let me present you with an award.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
I'd forgotten about this

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
I have opened up my b3tards account for the first time in ages
I'm certain it would be admissible in court as evidence when I eventually break down and go on a rampage.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)
"the defendant clearly has something against capybaras"

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Says you
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
I'm Quentin
And so is my wife
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)
YAY!!
Vipros is here. I might have a croissant in celebration
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)
FUCKING. HELL.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)
that's what you i w as going for

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
bees into what, now?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)
i
Can't type on my phone apparently
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
oh the tables have turned fat fingers!
Do you need to borrow my dialling wand?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
He has his own head dobber

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
I like this

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Hi Vipper, I'd ask how you are but I know the answer

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Smug bastard

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
You're missing nothing.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Nothing.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Are you the one who Battered hates?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:14, Reply)
If I am I didn't know
WHAT A WAY TO FIND OUT! *sobs*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Like that narrows it down.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:15, Reply)
She's the one everyone hates

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Battered did delete me from Facebook and block me so I can never find him again
but then a lot of people did that...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)
i know i did

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
Hello there.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
howdy
Hope all is good etc. I actually can't hang about unfortunately.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Come back for a chat sometime

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Ahh but Applebite and I are the same person
and you forgot to delete her so I can still see all your boring surfing pictures and hear about what shitty boring food you've cooked
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I set up a Facebook account just so I could block you from it.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
god damn it

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Are you still in that dismally-named band?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)
yeah
Our music is much better now though.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)
internet lies

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
The cruelest blow.
Al now runs a support group for people who have been unfriended on Facebook by people they barely know off the internet.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
It doubles as an overeating support group on Tuesdays

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Hi Kitty
It's been shit and dull, as usual. How are you?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:15, Reply)

t's 've
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I you
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Pretty good
Bsns is good, classes are busy and I'm going on holiday in less than a month. I'm so full of win it hurts Monty from far away.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)
You are so full of win it makes me want to nom a cupcake.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)
I hate cupcakes.
I hate them so much.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)
I was right all along.
You're welcome.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Although I did see some at the weekend that you might have liked.
They were gin and tonic flavour and they had little syringes of gin in the top so you could squirt more gin in before you ate it. Or directly into your vein, whichever.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:41, Reply)
They actually sound lovely
Make me one.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
I hate cupcakes
they can fuck off. I'm eating a super nommy poptart right now though.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Bondi body diet starts next week..

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
You said that last week
At this rate there'll be concerned hippies trying to roll you back into the water.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
It's my birthday on Friday, I'm expecting cheesecake
So it actually begins on 3rd December. But yes at the moment I'll likely get harpooned before I get mouth to mouth from the lifeguards.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)


(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Well fucking hell, this is empowering.
How are you?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)
I'd hazard a guess at "empowered"

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)
I am super empowered.
I've come to spread the empowering joy.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)
You've been warned before about connecting things to the mains.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Fork goes in here!

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Well look who the cat shagged in

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)
o hai labs!!!

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Sup

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Holy shit.
Is this the first dead poster Wednesday, then?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
I am indeed the first ghost from b3ta past.
Also, see Labs ^
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)
If some clever twat starts an HSH thread, I'm going on a murder spree.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Don't worry, no one like those.
Although I am about to make coffee. I don't have any kittens though.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)
See Labs what?
Run? Run Labs Run?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:21, Reply)
What the fuck is going on here?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24608

You're welcome
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)
So if what I've been led to believe is true, today should be an absolute riot of LOLs
as all the people who were here when it used to be good, return offtopic to its former glory?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I'm concerned that TRL will turn up
expecting fluffiness and positivity, only to find Rory and Quentin waiting for him with sticks.

Poor TRL.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)
I think I'd rather enjoy that.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)
I'm donning my cape of hilarity, come to save you all from this mire of shit.
Also I heard Chompy was now your lizard king.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)
He's part of the b3ta illuminati now and uses mind control techniques to rule the board.
Only one lone maverick, superswipe, is immune to his persuasive use of BBC News links.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
I see.
No one told us. We thought he was our 'tedious bender' king.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
he is shit and dull and I hate you

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)
I doubt it
Certainly, the decent /talkers that have left wouldn't piss on the place if it was on fire these days.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)


(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)
AAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Oh, is today "that day" ?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Fucking hell, he returns!

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)
You missed a couple of amazing threads.
I am Windy Pig, I like muesli, dogs, cars and the odd light drink. Today my hangover is marked as a 48 on the official "christ, what was I thinking" scale.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:22, Reply)
That's "wait, I did sambucas on my arse?" level, isn't it?
poor piglet.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)
I drank sambuca out of a belly button.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)
SEXY.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)
not really, she was fat enough to hold a double.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)
I would just like to state for the record that I was nowhere near Oxfoed last night.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)
lol.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Is that what her belly button looked like?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)
(_________°_________)

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Thats no moon

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Ooof.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)
P +

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
That's disgusting
considering I just read this today blogs.abc.net.au/queensland/2012/11/whats-going-on-in-your-belly-button.html
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:32, Reply)
What's disgusting about that?
How many species do you think are living on your hands right now?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)
Oh but when Chompy links some news everyone is all ears!!

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
They're really not.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)
No, generally I point out the bollocks in that, too.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
You and me both pal.
Damn The City and its non-shutting boozers.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)
See, i get to decide when to close. I didn't close.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)
I could never handle that responsibility responsibly.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)
I seem to fail more often than is good for my liver. or wallet.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)
I got drunk on three pints of Doom Bar last night.
Fucking pitiful.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)
you absolute fucking mary.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Haha, I know right?
I was ashamed.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I was drinking doom bar,
But yeah, you're a fucking Mary.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I really want a dime bar now

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)
You fucking bender.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)
You missed nothing
And everyone is shit.

In other news, I have to write 12000 words by Friday night. To make it slightly more difficult, they have to be coherent English.
I am screwed.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)
is this why you're up so early?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)
No, I'm chauffeuring the old man this morning.
Currently parked outside the Doctors'.

Morning can kiss my pasty Scottish arse.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)
'Pasty' rhyming with hasty or as in 'Cornish'?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)
The former.
My arse has never been filled with meat and two veg.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)
1 cucumber was enough, it seems.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Haven't you two actually had sex though?
That means that it's funny because it's true. Also, gross.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)
No.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I thought you'd slept with all the fatties on here?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)
No.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)
He hasn't slept with me...

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:50, Reply)
oh wait am I thinking of bella?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I really fancy eating a roll now for some reason.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)
If you're confusing Bella and B3th
you either need to drink more, or a lot, lot, less.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)
which one does it insult more?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
you, I suspect. Or all of us.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Really?
Shittest companion ever. Still, I suppose he'll give the Doctor time to escape when he sees a Dalek and has a heart attack at them.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Couldn't be any worse than Bonnie Langford.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
What car do you have?
Why don't you go in to the doctors and take advantage of all the fantastic magazines they have on offer?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Is it even possible for a Scotch to produce coherent English?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Probably not
On account of how 'a Scotch' is a drink.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:40, Reply)
'A Scottish' then.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)
You mean a "Scot"

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Don't be ridiculous.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
And on the third day I shall rise again

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)
You're not the messiah
You're a bent spastic.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
I Like This
Look, capitals
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Fuck of nakers.
Alright nakers.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Is that like Mull of Kintyre?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Morning windy, how moist are you today?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)
It takes him that long to recover from a wank

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I like to put in 110%

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Hi Kitty
My name is Darth, and I am a heterosexual.

There, I've said it.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)
No you aren't.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Well that lasted about as long as I expected
Morning fella
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)
Morning fella, how are we?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Shite
But thanks for asking. You?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Not too bad thanks
Had a healthy day yesterday, noodle dish for dinner, gym session, vegetable omelette for tea, no booze.

Might kill myself today, that'd be more fucking interesting.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Gym session eh?
Going well?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Not too badly
Starting to notice a little definition, but it's still hidden below rolls of fat. Just embarrassing that my legs are getting stronger, but my arms are still weak as shit.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
That happens, just take it slow and steady
Something I've heard many times before, just not as softly-spoken.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Aye, I know
Just bothers me how quickly one thing is improving compared to the rest.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)
boring gym thread is boring.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Made slightly more interesting when you look at who it is actually talking about the gym
1 ex-fattie, 1 ballroom queerbo, and me (slowly but surely improving, and losing fat)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
The Unusual Suspects fo' sho'
Not sure what your routine is, but I've found pull-ups work well to build the arms up. I plan on joining a gym when I move to London, and will be following the Starting Strength routine, if you know of it.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
you should all take up pole
my everything is amazing.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
Shame about your face though.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
BOOM

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
My stupid pole teacher is too busy to come to mine
Thinking of doing Chinese Pole classes in London though.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Awesome. Chinese pole is terrifying.
I could do video lessons for you haha
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
*lesley Granthams*

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)
May well start doing pull ups then
Anything that can help will be appreciated. The only thing I tend to do in regards to my own bodyweight is tricep dips.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
The only average-priced gym near me is always rammed
So I do bodyweight exercises too like pull-ups, press-ups, dips, straight leg raises, planks etc. Starting Strength is by a guy called Rippletoe, and you can find a book online that details everything, but it essentially boils down to doing barbell squats, bench presses, deadlifts etc. Compound lifts, essentially.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
The one I'm at is £25 a month, run by an ex body builder, who is always more than willing to give advice
He's written me up a program, might ask him to change it a little, help me find ways of strengthening my arms.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Sounds good!
Like I said, compound lifts, but take it dead slow and get him or a mate to check your form.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
I do something called concentration curls
Slow movements with a low weight, after 10 on each arm I feel like they're going to fall off.

Evil things.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)
They do sound evil!
I do progression pull-ups, so going from assisted, to half, to full, to assisted 1-handed, to 1 handed. I'm working on assisted 1-handed now, and they're killers.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)
ok I said this was dull and shit but I feel compelled to advise you to get a pull up bar.
Mine was a tenner in sainsbury's and it's the best thing I've ever bought (that wasn't cheesecake). You can do different kinds of pull ups, stomach crunches and handstands on it. Ok I'm done, continue being boring.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Cheers, shall take your advice!

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
No, not remotely interesting
Ex fatties are the worst for going into great detail about how well they're doing at the gym. No one cares, go on Loose Women.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
I regularly do.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
I had the same problem when I started out
Well, I still do, my arms have only attained the level of "weak as badly-made tea"
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Me too
oh no wait, I'm awesome.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
It probably helps that you look like you weigh nothing.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
It's funny because she's spherical.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
I have reverse body dysmorphia.
I think I'm super thin but no.....
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
oh hai!
oh em gee have you been watching strictly?!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Look who you're asking
I even had a bet on it this year, which with hindsight is looking misguided
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)
I can't believe that guy did that thing

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)
With the stuff? I NO RITE?!!

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Well ho-lee sheeeeeet
Looky what we have here. How're tricks mate?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)
SSDD, y'know?
And your good self?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Much the same
Seen the Resistanz line-up?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)
I have, though I only recognise 3 names
Been out of 'the scene' too long man.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
That's me at every InFest mate
This is actually a cracking line-up from my point of view, just for Aesthetic Perfection and Noisuf-X
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Those are two of the three I recognise ;)

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
Celldweller the other one?
That should be interesting at least. You going? Appreciate that with a forthcoming change in job and residence you might not be able to answer that conclusively!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
iVardensphere
Can't say for sure as everything's up in the air at the moment, but it might work.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Obviously I'll be there
and equally obviously I'd buy you a pint if you came. All the best with the move etc mate
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Cheers on all counts chief!

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
I WAS LIKE ERMAGHERD

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Me too!
I bet it was shit and for queers. Easiest money I've ever made.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)

easiest only
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Shit off you dull cunt.
And take your corsets and cupcakes with you.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Bit short tempered this morning?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)
No, I'm in an excellent mood. I simply loathe Kitty O'fucking DULL.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Seems harsh

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Whatever dude
This attitude has "secret crush" written all over it.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
He can't find a midget pole to empower himself

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
If you'd met her you'd understand.
DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS. DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.DULL, BORING, TEDIOUS.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
.........
.................bit harsh..?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
UNDERSTATEMENT.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
She spurned your advances, clearly.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
everyone did that, I don't know why he's singling me out.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
I've just vomited copiously at the mere thought. I'd rather kill myself than be in the same room as the dull cunt.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
And you with a wife and a daughter. You're worse than ringofyre.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Yeah, at least with rof it was "definitely" a "bit of comedy" and his wife knew, honest.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)
So Rory fancies everyone then?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
It would explain a lot

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
I thought that was Battered?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
He's gonna pull her pigtails and kick her shins next
Mark my words
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Alright Labs?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Yeah not bad thanks, and you?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Really good thanks. What've you been up to?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Working and running mostly
Looking to move down to London and get a place with my girlfriend, just job hunting for it at the moment. Recruiters are a punnet of gaping arseholes.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)
Recruiters are like estate agents. Unpleasant but necessary to deal with at times.
Whereabouts in London are you planning on moving to?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Shelter.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
FUCK OFF.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
They seem to have a monopoly on job postings in my industry
No idea where we'll live yet, depends where the job is, but looking south of the river somewhere.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
South is best. I don't like living north of the river, but my wife won't move south.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)
We'll get more for our money in the south
Plus it's closer to her family.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Nah' man, north is where ya' wanna be.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Stop sending me flowers and crying outside my house then ffs

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
FUCK OFF AND KILL YOURSELF YOU DULL BITCH.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
I'll be honest
this is a pretty rubbish meme.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Agreed
There are worse things than being dull
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)
It's not a meme. I simply loathe and detest the cunt.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
It's a meme?
Now you tell me, I've already sharpened the razor and run a bath!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)


(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
I wish you had.
This is not a meme. I HATE YOU.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Ok. I don't really know who you are.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Battered.
You stupid bitch.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
It was worth you returning just to upset Battered.
Although that doesn't usually take much, he does seem to have a special vitriol just for you.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
I have no idea what's going on.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
He doesn't like you.
but you can use ignore 2.0 now, it's great fun.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
HAI CHOMPY!!!

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:24, Reply)
Hello Trouble,
I've done a news link thread for you x
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Ahh I've missed this
I've been having to read my own news like a sucker.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Chin up Tiny Tempa

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:07, Reply)
I like this

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)
hahahaahaha

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)

tempered
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Excellent

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Yeah, that was the joke....

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)
I know
I just love a strikethrough
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)

a strikethrough cock
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
No need to crow about it

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)
Too subtle for this crowd mate

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
He's got a right angry twitch going on.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)
It's alright mate, this one's not lost on me.
'cus he's short, innit.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Sharp as tack you are

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:56, Reply)
It's a strange day when I'm not the weakest link, but I'll take it where I can.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)
WTF is going on?
I don't remember going out last night so I can't still be drunk
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:51, Reply)
It's all gone menkle in here.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
It would seem so, yes
I feel like I've gone back in time somewhat
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
beware the y2k bug!!

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)
I got flu
You are right to remind me
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Me too.
It was shit, I felt like death and celebrated the millennium by going to bed at nine o'clock.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)
I got pissed on vodka and red bull and fell into a Christmas tree

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:20, Reply)
I feel as though I should go back to lurking on qotw.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Nooooooooooooooo!
We can't lose any more people
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
I meant in the spirit of this 'ghosts of beta past' business.
I was not an active participant when most of these people used to post.
But I thank you for your support during these difficult times, sporto.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)
*ruffles hair*

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)
b3ta ghost day.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)
woo

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
On the contrary
when you don't remember going out last night, that's when you're REALLY drunk.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Even then I normally remember something
and my tongue feels like Ghandi's flipflop
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Isn't this because you started at lunchtime?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
In my defence I also finished at lunchtime

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)
+ the following day.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Pubs aren't open yet :o(

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
I thought Wetherspoons opened at 7am?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
*leaves sportscow shaped cloud*

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
EVERYBODY important takes note of my FB ! =D

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Well, I for one am finding it less shit.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)
This must be disastrous for you
I suggest looking in your "special" freezer
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
A definite improvement

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)
I suppose once we all left
the bar for what's funny was lowered and you were finally appreciated.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
You'd think so, wouldn't you?
But no. They just started bullying me instead.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
shut it moth-boy

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
You whiney gallic bastard.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)
is it 2010?
marvellous
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)
except this time my boss is fine with me being on b3ta...

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)
your boss sounded like a total cunt
presumably the new boss must be EVEN WORSE
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)
DIE.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)
so i'm a fat northern tart
and poor kitty is a dull boring northern tart.......

it's lucky we love you anyway, you cute ickle wickle schnookums
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
You are ace by comparison to that fucking moaning dullard.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Worst case of hate boner ever

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)
He's gone too far, he's commited now, it would be creepy if he pulls out.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Rapest Comment Ever.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I think your boss would rather you do all the cleaning
Maybe have dinner on the table for when he gets back from work?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)
he does keep telling me it's business time.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
is it still fluffy?
Will the terrible bullying end?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)
Aye up !
Oh, I was just making a playlist of all my favorite songs to listen to in auterm, including a bit of Gabrielle, Billie Mayers and Lisa Loeb... and my favorite emplowered women comes along ! What a coincidence !
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
hai gonz!
Don't forget Madison Avenue with their classic hit Don't Call Me Baby. That's my ringtone.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
0o0o0o0o0oh, on YouTube'ing it, I remember this.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Oh man, I've had a conference call and missed all the fun.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)
I've been mistaken for bella.
I don't think this day can get any worse.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Did AA try and push his greasy cocktail weiner into you?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Sorry about that.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Perhaps they'll do it again next year?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)
battered seems to be having some sort of breakdown

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Not in the slightest. I am simply communicating my feelings for a change.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)
"communicating your feelings"?!
Definitely a breakdown. Come on everyone, group hug.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Keep your hands off me!

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
That's not my hand

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Haha

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)
That's been on the cards for a long time now though.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)
I am an oasis of tranquility.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Well he did flounce after Kristine said something to him.
He doesn't like good people.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)
I flounced for more than that. I have enjoyed being back. Until today.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)
THIS USER IS RIUNINN MY INTERNET EXPERIENCE

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Used or customer?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
He's a customer of the website,
he's entitled to his own internet experience.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Too slow old woman.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)
what K actually say?

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)
I get on fine with him though...
Ah.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Didn't Kristine upset you as well?
She's such a horrid bully.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Nah, K's sound
I upset myself. I do that a lot.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)
But.... but...
THATS OUR JOB!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)
You, in particular, are shite at that particular job

(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This is true
I have the "Diet Coke" of insults
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Everyone is baldmonkey.
Except the ones that are Bou.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:23, Reply)
ahh Bou
singlehandedly ruining b3ta for the rest of South Africa
(, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)

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