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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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They had Woodford's bitter on down the juicer last night and my arse is going like a trumpeter in a jazz band this morning.
How's your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:46, 170 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Not bad, thanks
Had a big poo this morning and it's still got a bit of a twitch on, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:48, Reply)
my arse is fine thanks.
I have chocolate berry cake in the oven. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE. Yum yum yum!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:48, Reply)
is 'chocolate berry cake in the oven' on the bristol stool scale?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)
totally is.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Had hot Nando's last night, and a curry wot I chucked a load of chilis in the night before
So pleasantly piquant. Like a trumpet players mouth after performing at the Yorkshire Show.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Not good.
To paraphrase the Shamen before they went all dancey, I'm shitting for Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:49, Reply)
anyone got any salmon? No, just brown trout? right you are.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)
This one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yHrsPW42-o
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)
I bought their first LP 'Drop' when it came out. It was quite good.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)
I have it somewhere on vinyl. Not listened to it in ages though.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)
I wonder how well it's aged.
It was around the same time as the first Spacemen 3 record which is still fucking excellent. What would that be 87? 88?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)
I think if it was stored in a cool, dark and dry room, within it's sleeve then it bshould be fine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Shamen was 87 I think and Spacemen 3 probably around the same time.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)
The Good Old Dayz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)
See, people say the 80's were a shit time for music.
I disagree, you just had to know where to look.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Actually, no, It's Strange Days Dream that I have now I think about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Oh man, now I don't know if I can believe anything you tell us ever again.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:05, Reply)
My whole life has been a tissue of half truths and fabrications.
My first wife's not even dead. In fact, I was never even married to her.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)
What about your wife's tits?
I need reassurance on this matter.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Smashing, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Well I only have your word for that...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:16, Reply)
It'll have to do, Rev.
It's like when Dave and Nick say "We're all in this together". You just trust them.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Well as you put it like that...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)
You know it makes sense.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Not great actually, b ut I'm not sure why
I 'm hoping it's not bowel cancer

EDIT: it's also pert and sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)
I don't see what is so sexy about bowel cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)
prolapse innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Regular as clockwork.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:52, Reply)
^ vegetarian wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)
He should be constipated and on the verge of an impacted colon
LIKE A REAL MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Spoken like a true Republican.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)
USA!USA!USA!USA!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)
ARM THE TEACHERS!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:05, Reply)
THE ONLY SOLUTION TO GUN CRIME IS MORE GUNS
GOD HATES FAGS
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)
People are fucking dumb

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Fuck that, arm the kids
they are already trained from all the high end gaming that they do
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)
NO HIGH END GAMING CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Just doesn't get it does he?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)
I've not ventured for my morning ablutions yet.
I'll be sure to keep you posted, old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:53, Reply)
have a coffe and a packet of polos

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)
It's under control
I've just been busy. Admittedly, "busy" partially means "laughing at pathetic idiots on QFTW" but ... it's important work.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Anyone in particular?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)
This is just a good one for dragging out the people who seem to have no idea how an adult relationship functions.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)
It's very simple, really.
The woman makes the dinner whilst the man goes to the pub, gets pissed and then makes her knickers fizz when he gets home by uttering the immortal words "Get up them stairs".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)
put your knickers on love and make us a cup of tea?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Yes, but wait a couple of minutes before saying it.
Don't want to appear insensitive.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:19, Reply)
One of the great advantages of this modern age, in which we live
is that you can now post on the internet while you are shitting.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:55, Reply)
I feel that my colleagues would look at me strangely
if I wandered into the shitter with a laptop. And I don't "do" b3ta on my phone.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)
'Going like a rabbit's nose'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Oh Badger, I like Mongy, we're alright, but his sycophants do my tits in.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Oh but Gonz, racism is FUNNY!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)
It can be funny, but those schtictless wonders are just throwing up random words.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Not too bad, thanks for asking.
But as I'm playing footie at lunchtime I anticipate a massive power dump beforehand. That usually sorts out the men from the boys.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:56, Reply)
i was at the dogs once and decided it that if a dog had a shit just before the race it would run more quickly
it wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Power to weight ratio, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:58, Reply)
how do we know they aren't more powerful with the shit in them?
dog eggs could be the source of all power.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Some of those words make sense.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)
i made a half arsed edit, just for you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)
I love you, man.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)
I'm glad I missed the first draft
I can barely understand the revision.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)
He's like the Eric Morecombe of b3ta.
"I'm using all the right letters, just not necessarily in the right order".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)
I drive by his statue on the way into work
True story folks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)
do you give me a little polish as you pass?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Hell yeah

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)
They've put up a statue of Davvo?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)
They respect the geordie in these here necks of the woods

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)
As well they should.
For instance, if it wasn't for Geordies there'd be no trains, and then what would people in the south have to complain about, eh? EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Northeners

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)
And WHAT A STORY it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)
I have a serialization due in the Daily Mail soon
"sights what I have seen while driving into work in my smug mobile"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)
"This morning, as my classic BMW purred into third on the well-maintained automatic gearbox,
"I drove past some binmen throwing bags into the back of the lorry. I thought to myself 'how far does one have to fall in order to consider such a career?'. I am still mildly baffled"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Damn these leaks
It wasnt meant to be out until Feb
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)
I used to intentionally not go for a wee before playing a gig.
I feel it helped to add a certain tension to my playing.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Back in the day people used to spend - quite literally - thousands of pounds lightening their bikes
titanium bolts, fewer spokes, kevlar beaded tyres, cut down saddles. Maybe saving a pound or two of weight.

It was pointed out the a really good shit just before a race would you a couple of pounds for nowt.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)
I'm a firm believer in a big turd before sport.
Gets a man down to his fighting weight, if you catch my drift.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)
Morning 'David Cameron'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)
He stole that idea from me!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Btw, call me 'Dave'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)
NO BITTER CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)
I'M NOT BITTER.
GOD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:59, Reply)
OH RIGHT BACKPEDAL AWAY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Smooth like baby's. Thanks for asking.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:01, Reply)
I reckon you need to put up a poll asking what breed of dog the mods prefer to finger.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)
They'd definitely see the funny side of that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:02, Reply)
They'd probably make him Top Mod immediately

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)
huskys I reckon, their tails are already up and out of the way, allegedly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)
you've thought this through too much.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)
or anything docked

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Beagles
it has to be Beagles
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Nah, scouse sixties pop is hideously over-rated.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Beagles are crazy
They'd never stand still long enough.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)
They like the challenge

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:11, Reply)
I'm going to keep away from polls for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)
you'll struggle with that, what with your work trips.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:05, Reply)
Good point.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)
oh HO!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:06, Reply)
In the words of the great Basil
Boom and indeed Boom
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Difficult seeing as you're going to their land shortly?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:08, Reply)
See above.
You really are a cretin.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)
It must be hard to type fast with those ENORMO-HANDS
but FFS Lokesy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:09, Reply)
he has a bread for brains, what do you expect?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:13, Reply)
3 minutes, lokers.
3 minutes

*shakes head sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Stop trying to butter me up

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:17, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:30, Reply)
You know what would be really funny?
If someone could make a ham-fisted play on words around the word 'poll' and the fact that you're travelling for work soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:20, Reply)
I'm struggling with this one.
I've got as far as something about 'poll' land, but I can't quite figure the rest out.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:23, Reply)
I think AB should provide a link to something someone wrote on the internet and pull them up on it
just to divert attention away from this.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:27, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/pythonshame/post385927
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Thanks, sport.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:35, Reply)
I'm not sure you want to be "pulling him up" on that
IYKWIM, AITYD.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:37, Reply)
I'd leave it if I were you
Someone might already have posted it and you'll look a bit silly.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:27, Reply)
It's pure jealousy. They all want to be in Poland when it's -15c.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)
'Ham-fisted'?
This is about Lokesy isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:30, Reply)
If it was about Lokesey it would have to be 'beef fisted' at the very least, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:33, Reply)
I'm gonna say he's 'yak-handed' and be done with it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Oh come on.
It would have been fine if they'd left it at just mine. At least I had the decency to be quick about it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Stuffed liked a Christmas turkey

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:04, Reply)
lazy nazis didn't have the conviction of their Japanese couunterparts
www.telegraph.co.uk/history/world-war-two/9792442/Hitlers-kamikaze-doodlebug-set-to-go-on-display-in-Britain.html
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Parachute into a 550mph airstream?
Good luck with that in 1945 and no ejector seat.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:10, Reply)
While I'm with you on the sentiment
I'm pretty sure the date's irrelevant, unless gravity, air resistance and the coefficient of restitution of the "the ground" has changed since 1945?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:12, Reply)
global warming innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:13, Reply)
you sir
Are forgetting the great Big G variable of October 1944... Caused by Biggles time travelling
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:14, Reply)
you could use your hands to slow you down and glide back down to earth
like a giant bready space shuttle
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Wouldn't the bread toast by air friction at that speed?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:16, Reply)
it's not actually the friction that causes the build up of heat on a shuttle re-entering the atmosphere but the pressure build up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:18, Reply)
As Pressure is proportional to Temperature
physics innit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Either way it's still toasty

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)
I hope the pilot turns the engine off before he bails out. The cockpit is about 2 inches in front of the intake.
At least he wouldn't need to worry about a parachute landing in Central London and the ensuing lynching.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:20, Reply)
An ejector seat isn't going to stop you having your head ripped off
by the 550 mph airstream.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:38, Reply)
True
but it might save your lower extremities from being left behind in the cockpit...
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Seems it is possible...but you have to be lucky
SFW, despite the title.

www.ejectionsite.com/ejectfaq.htm
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)
pink and scrubbed
nothing like a temperamental old boiler to make you properly appreciate a hot shower.

I was going to have organic porridge with maple honey from the staff canteen this morning but they said it would be a couple of minutes for the next batch so I had a sausage sandwich instead. I'm a busy man, I can't hang around the canteen all day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:20, Reply)
With tales like this you should have your own column in GQ magazine.
'some men fear him, others want to be him. Read his amazing true life stories exclusively in GQ magazine'.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)
I'd struggle to pick and choose between my exciting adventures
I went to Himjim's secret burger place Tuesday night and had the chilli dog. Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:28, Reply)
I've been back twice since then and each time I've regretted not having a hotdog.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)
That place is excellent. The diablo burger is superb.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Hahaha
Welcome back, chirpmeister.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)
temperamental old boiler?
Enough about swipe already.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I phrased it that way specially

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Fine this morning, thanks
Not had any bitter in a couple of weeks, I wonder if that might be a contributing factor.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Large, pasty-white, and wobbly. Thanks for asking.
Are we all well and happy today? It's cold as a witch's tit here, and the sky looks ominously snow-like.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:22, Reply)
i changed my sig for you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)
I'm touched.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:27, Reply)
+ by strangers on the bus

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:54, Reply)
You forgot prolapsed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Oh, how I've missed you.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:25, Reply)
That's understandable.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Monty's ex didn't miss him.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:27, Reply)
POW, right in the kisser

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:29, Reply)
I thought it was round the throat?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:30, Reply)
She punched him as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Well, you can hardly blame her.
He does have one of those faces...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Being beaten up by a girl is one of those things
that a chap just doesn't live down.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Oh MAN

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Don't cry about it, Susan

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:40, Reply)
I didn't have a shower today because my bath is full of bottles and bleach.
Homebrew is a lifestyle choice.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Slowly the transition to "tramp" begins

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I give it six months until he's constantly soiling himself underneath a concrete cow.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:36, Reply)
It's ok, I had a bath about 9 last night, I smell lovely

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:36, Reply)
+ in homebrew

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Nah that's in the fermenter SILLY x

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Silly Chompy
You're not supposed to add yourself as an ingredient
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:41, Reply)
This has just reminded me
that my bath is full of laundry. I'd better get started on that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:44, Reply)
CALL BATTERED!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Would he fit?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:47, Reply)
In the sink

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I get this

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I do not.

EDIT: now I do.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Morning B3thy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 11:00, Reply)

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