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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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bad back mutherfuckers, I have a bad backTell the class what is wrong with you so we can mock you.
alt: going to Amsterdam for a stag do in April, tell me tales of debauchery that you have experienced abroad
altalt: go fuck yourself yeah, right in your stupid, fat sweaty face
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:20,
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I still have problems with my right hip after my car accident from two years ago.Alt: No. My debauchery tales are not to be shared.
Altalt: I tried, vibes, fingers and lube doesn't really work on the face...
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we are like two peas in pod today tangles!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:27,
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I'm such a bent spastic :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:27,
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The point being is that stag weekends aren't about your friends, they're about the stags friends.Also they suffer from the same problems as new years eve, which is people expect too much.
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Yeah, we've had this debate before.Nearly all of the stag weekends I have been on have involved roughly the same group of close friends.
And to be fair you are right - the one time I went when I wasn't in the immediate circle of friends, there were a lot of pricks there.
Luckily I got separated from the main group and had a good time in a different bar.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:41,
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I dunno I've been on some great ones, depends on the people really(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:26,
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^ This ^.Which is why I had mine in London, 20 of watched the rugby 7's at Twickenham and went for a few beers and a meal. Very civilised. No strippers, no dodgy clubs & no stupid drinking games.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:26,
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I guess you didn't have time to organised muchThe stag on this one is marrying a stripper he met on mine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:27,
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Chompy is getting married?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:28,
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nah, he met the baroness at a lunchtime special in the conference room of the local Harvester(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:29,
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* puts pound coin in pint glass *(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:30,
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ANOTHER SECRET BASH I'M NOT INVITED TOThis is all getting added to the mod report for bullying
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Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:48,
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Yeah we did have time. Don't believe Al's rubbish about a shotgun wedding.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:29,
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Facts online don't need to be true to endure.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:32,
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For example, I am neither bent nor spastic(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:34,
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I like going away on stags. New city, new bars, friends, beer. Usually a few steaks, too.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:30,
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The only stag do I've been to was shit and it wasn't even in another country(
Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:31,
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It can be a big ask of people. A stag do in Vegas can easy be 2 grand a head.
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There's nothing wrong with me.Alt: I went to Amsterdam and we did drugs and it was well lol the end.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:26,
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MD stories always are.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:31,
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I didn't sleep well and I got really drunk on Sunday and I think I'm old so I haven't fully recovered yet, I dunnoAlt: I've never debauched. Most I do is drunk and then trying to climb a fountain / throwin my phone in the river / pissing in the river. I'm a good boy.
Altalt. I love you. xx
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Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:28,
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isn't there a webiste that works this out for you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:37,
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Do you get to keep the copywrite? is it still your interlectual property?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:45,
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Always have a dump on the company dollar. Rule of life.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:37,
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Capt PLacid insisted that it was written into his contract(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:39,
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No in the blood of a dead raped child.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:45,
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Can you imagine being one of them cowards who can't shit in a public toilet?You'd never experience the joy of a paid shit. I shudder at the thought.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:40,
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I heard that your front isn't very good either.Alt: I haven't actually been abroad on a stag do. When I went on mine we had a day out on the piss. The fad for going abroad seemed to kick in some time after that. Sad times.
Alt:Alt: It's tricky enough trying to bend my cock round to touch my arse, never mind trying to fuck myself in the face with it.
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I just got some new headphones, the Kkipsch s5i.I got them over the s4i because I thought the higher number would mean its better, and it was 50% off making it the same price. Turns out the only difference is that the s5i is made for "sports" so has big buttons and a little light'n'stuff.
They're amazing headphones though, I can notice all kinds of sounds that I couldn't in my sinnehousers.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:30,
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Oh, and I only had 3 hours sleep, but those 3 hours were filled with some super crazy amazing dreams.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:31,
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I want new headphones.preferably some HUGE squishy ones that cover my whole ears.
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I got some of those the other day.They're mostly for games, but the sound quality is easily good enough for music, too. I'm really pleased with them.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:34,
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I know they're for games,but I love to listen to music while I study. and small earphones hurt.
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I like in-ear because if I'm at work/on the train, and someone calls me/there's an announcment, I can remove one ear rather than removing both of them.And the decent in-ear ones fit perfectly, it's only the cheap ones that feel shit in your ear.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:37,
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I have some fairly decent hook-around in ear buds, they work well for the gym.But the thing is, the small squishy over ear ones actually hurt my ears a lot, just as much as the shitty in ear ones.
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these are the ones you want, take a bit of getting used to, but never fall outheadphonespares.sennheiser.co.uk/gfx/largesennheiser-mx85-sport-II.jpg
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:43,
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Cold damp weather causes me a few problems with my neck after the two bouts of surgery I've had. alt: What went on in the lap dancing bar in the Sofia Sheraton will have to stay there.
altalt: I would, but the flexibility in my neck is no longer what it was due to the aforementioned surgery.
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Mind your own businessAlso, haven't they changed the law over there now, so that foreigners aren't allowed to smoke weed publicly?
Wait, don't tell me...you're going there for the clogs and windmills.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:32,
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Luckily that law never went through.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:34,
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Oh, is that right?I saw on the news they were talking about it, but I guess it never went any further. Perhaps I might go there after all.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:34,
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They did a survey about how much it would cost the ecconomy in Amsterdam.then decided against it.
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I think it is generally frowned upon in the rest of the country.But too much of the tourist trade in Amsterdam relies on stoners for them to get rid of it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:36,
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I went to the Van Gogh museum last time I was there.....i was stoned out of my box, but still. Culture innit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:36,
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I did precisely this.I'm endorsing all your posts today, Nakers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:38,
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*asked to leave the van gogh museum fives*(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:39,
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Oh I wasn't asked to leave.I'm well used to functioning in society whilst stoned.
I don't think I can continue to endorse your posts anymore.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:47,
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I've got a bad back too :(Stayed in bed on Saturday like a reet lazy cunt.
Serves me right.
No other ails. Life's quite peachy right now.
Be very wary of space cakes out there. Eating more because "it's not working" is not a good idea.
I'm not fat. it's water retention!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:34,
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nothing is wrong with me, i am practically perfect in every waythe most debauched would have been the post a-level fortnight in kavos, there were 10 girls of us, and it was absolute carnage. nothing that would do me any favours to reveal on here.
altalt: my face is neither fat nor sweaty. HTH.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:34,
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sorry i couldn't hear you over the sound of your arsehole(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:38,
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I saw a documentary about Kavos recently...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:36,
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we were there long before that sort of thingbut i bet it hasn't changed a bit. i know how many people i snogged, and i was quite restrained compared to my friends.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:38,
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Of course you were sweetheartI bet you never played the sex positions game, or eat a banana out of a boys waistband etc etc!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:40,
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we were very goodwe avoided the 18-30 cunts like the plague.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:43,
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Most of them have the plague in their cocks(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:44,
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Swipes clit? Wouldn't know, but I expect so.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:49,
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haha like you'd know how to find the clit on anybody(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:06,
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Those programmes are fucking awful!Im glad I never endured a helliday like that.
Bunch of slags the lot of em.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:39,
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Is there a destination like that for gay people?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:41,
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I meant like an entire resportnot just Vauxhall
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:44,
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one of my friends raves about gay ski weektime of his life
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:47,
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In this situation I'm not entirely sure that by 'skiing' that he's referring to an outdoor winter sport(, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:49, Reply)
he definately made an action like holding two ski poles while sucking a lollipop(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:50,
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The idea of an all gay resort nauseates me moreI went to Gran Can last year and it was hellish.
STOP TYPECASTING ME!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:13,
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*spinal injury high-fives*My back is constantly on the verge of giving out, though appears to have been ok for 3 months+ now. Chiro on Saturday for an MOT
Alt:
A totally off the cuff trip to Amsterdam on the ferry with 20 hours between booking it and sailing for me and a mate. Got very pissed, won in the casino on board and pulled. 8 hours in Amsterdam drinking and smoking, then back on the boat, more casino winning, much more drinking and a karaoke session singing Britney Spears with two Danish death metallers
AltAlt:
YEAH BABY!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:40,
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I heartily endorse this travel story!Have you got a bdecent mattress, i think mine is doing me in
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:42,
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I bought an orthopoedic one years ago that it really hard but amazingly comfyCould do with being replaced once we shift
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:46,
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*Fucked back high fives*My back has been knackered off and on for years. I've tried doctors and physios. An osteopath managed to shift the worst of it from my back to my sciatic nerve, making it even more painful. The useless cunt.
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Work have given us all free medical stuff so I can go more often now for free!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:50,
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I've got some free medical cover with work but I can't say I've investigated it in too much depth*writes note to self to get finger out*
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..'a karaoke session singing Britney Spears with two Danish death metallers'Now THAT I'd like to have seen!
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Proper rings through nose jobs and tattoos - the lotWas rather entertaining
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:47,
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i've got a nose ring...and a tattoo.
does this make me a death metaller?
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We were talking to them about bands etcWe made up a band with both loved called Spine Shitter and convinced them to buy their albums
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:52,
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aha nothing like Rory thinks, but still pretty personal.but it's hidden for the most part - people only ever see it when I have bare feet or open shoes.
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And probably the wrong way round.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:59,
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Was it in the growly Death-Metal voice with all the hand gestures and stuff? That would've been awesome!!(, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:53, Reply)
i always thought it was funny how the guy who invented triangles was called pie-fag-or-arse(, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:50, Reply)
I have nothing wrong with me physically \o/Alt: I went to Amsterdam on a stag do in 2006, same weekend the Germany world cup was starting.
I expected it to be a seedy shithole of a place, I was quite impressed that it was a very nice cultured city.
Alt:alt: my face is neither sweaty nor fat.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:52,
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I experimentally confirmed that drinking beer after wine is a bad ideaI am drinking lots and lots of water today and peeing like a racehorse.*
*Casually, wherever I happen to be standing.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:53,
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Alt: whilst hitchhiking across France no-one tried to bumrape meI took this as a slight against my appearance by the entire French nation, and curled out a turd on the Champs Elysees. Had to queue.
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Esp if you are the one getting raped!!1!! But seriously, I love rape and think it should be encouraged in all it's forms.
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Silly darth of course they didn't rape youyou were proffering your puckerd penis pleasurer for free
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 11:57,
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Whoa, whoa, whoaThat's English for stop a horse.
You can call me a flamboyant homosexual of loose morals and looser chocolate starfish all you like, but do not besmirch my hygiene levels. As if I'd go with a French.
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Knee and right foot are a bit buggeredNot the best.
Alt: Had to carry my friend home in Lanzarote, as she was so drunk she could barely walk. Classy.
AltAlt: No, fuck you.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:06,
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I assume you slipped her oneMorning mate. Only here for work I'm afraid.
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Nope, not that time.Morning fella, I'll let you off then.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:08,
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Fuck you, my back's worse than yours.Prick. Where's my fucking sympathy?
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Kroney, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:06,
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you did yours high end gaming and so deserve nothing but ridicule(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:08,
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i dunno, computer games that these numpties spend loads of money on then play online(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:19,
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WellLow end gaming: www.codeproject.com/KB/game/minesweeperbyelridge/Minesweeper.png
high end gaming: www.cinemablend.com/images/gallery/s45792/Far_Cry_3_Screenshots_13452176039296.jpg
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STOP THINKING ABOUT MY WIFE(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:11,
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You're luckyI have the last song I heard, in the loosest sense of the word. "Don't Look Back In Anger" by Oasis, or FUCKING Oasis as they should be known. It was playing in the lobby of the hotel this morning. Like a stereotypical GPS - "You are in Manchester, home of really fucking terrible music". This place gave us Oasis, Simply Red and Take That, off the top of my head. If we'd nuked it back to the stone age after Ian Curtis topped himself we could have averted so much pain and suffering.
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LFO, Sisters of Mercy and 2020 Soundsystem make up for the Kaiser Chiefs, surely?(, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Well yeah, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't apologiseJoy Division and some of New Order's stuff makes up for some of Simply Red but the Mancs should still be paying reparations until the end of time
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I wish Ian Curtis had hanged the rest of the band before he did himself.Also, wasn't he from Macclesfield?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:26,
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I'm a Joy Division obsessive.And it took me about 15 years to accept New Order. It's like seeing your first love with a new boyfriend.
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You're a big fan of Monaco though, right?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:31,
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bad back? You whinging Mary.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:19,
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where is al when you need him?he could do a cracking drawing of a WAR PIG
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:43,
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My wrist is fucked.I'm thinking either RSI or tendonitis.
mr b3th is diagnosing wanker's cramp. The bastard.
It fucking hurts too. It's only when you can't use something that you really appreciate how useful it is. Like opposable thumbs.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:20,
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Only about an hour.God bless the Sportscow.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:23,
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That's not a pouchthat's just a fold of belly fat.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:35,
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That's ok, I'm just eating the skin, I'll leave you the flesh(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:45,
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I also have a bade back.it's slowly getting better but it's a paine. on the upside, codine is lully.
alt:I went there on my honeymood, ther was very little debauchery. the weed was epic though.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:36,
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Codeine is rather nice.Morphine is nicer, but not that widely available over the counter.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 12:42,
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