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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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NO DEBT CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:13, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
What about cars?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I like Gary Numan

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
What's your favourite genre of film and why?
Whats your favourite film within each genre?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Blaxploitation or Martial Arts.
For the former, Imma go with Superfly - for the latter, possibly One Armed Boxer II.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
one armed boxer was wicked

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
The second one is incredible

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Can I mix the genre if so you know what’s coming.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
LAST DRAGON

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Sho-nuff

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
or even Black Dynamite

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
ah the ready brek of martial arts

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)
KUNG FU PANDA?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I saw Django Unchained last night, it was rather good

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I still haven't watched it

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
It's good and for those who are that way inclined I can confirm that jamie Foxx is hung like a horse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
But does he like a finger up the bum?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
WHO DOESN'T!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)
My Wife apparently!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Wait is this a chat where we don't talk about debt
Or is it only for those of us with no debt?
CONFUSE
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)
FRUIT WOES

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
MUCH MORE LIKE IT!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)

FRUI E HAT
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
I ain't got nuttin' but woe, baby

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)
no star trek chat

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
High end gaming?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Okay, here's some CV CHAT
Colour in CVs - a good thing or not?

I'm not talking about pretty pictures or coloured text; just some colour blocks to highlight and make it stand out.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Email me a copy if you'd like me to review it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
See, I'm getting contradictory opinions on this.
Some people are saying 'yes, it's a good thing, if recruiters only give each CV 30 seconds then yours will stand out' and others are saying 'no, it's best to stick to the traditional style or people won't take you seriously'.

I guess it's a matter of personal taste for each recruiter.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)
You'll look like a waqqui prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Yeah it probably depends
But for me I'd worry that my CV would look like a child's one.

I guess it depends which kind of job you're going for, media cunts probably lap all that coloured shit up
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Almost as bad as using Comic Sans.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
I'm using Arial. Is that okay?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Yes. Other acceptable alternatives are Calibri. But not Times New Roman.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)
So sans serif but no sans.
Where do you stand on wingdings?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
oh man I LOVE 'the Crazy Frog'!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)
glythcons is one of the best things that the industry uses over the last 6 months or soo

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Just put a photo of your tits.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
I'm trying to keep it to two sheets.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I couldn't give two sheets love.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
the worst cv we ever got was multi page and he'd done his own HIGH END GAMING reviews in the back with his own screenshots
all things like 'lord of the rings online, verdict: FUN. diablo II, verdict: GOOD'

This doesn't answer your question but it made me remember that cv so thank you xx
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Use crayon

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I'm quite tempted to start using blood.
GIVE ME A JOB OR I'LL CUT YOU
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I was sent one in pencil once.
Pencil, on a page torn from a lined pad.

Hired him immediately, obv.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Just make sure you include plenty of clip art.
The more the better really.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
It really depends on the job role. Head of international finance at Barclays, no colour
Childrens entertainer, yes colour.

HTH
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Works well for Dave Benson Philips
www.davebensonphillips.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Owwww that hurt my eyes

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
If it's for design work, you should do an infographic instead of a CV.
Use something like this: piktochart.com/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)
I have a can of Dr Pepper.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Whats the worse that could happen?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Getting terminal cancer the day after all your family get murdered?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
That a cunt like you would make a shit joke like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
OUCH

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I wish I did.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
It's really nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Well that's good to know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
If you were a sandwich then what sort would you be?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
I'd be the filling between you and Monty at a Tayyabs sandwich for three.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)
A footlong sub IF YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING AND I THINK YOU DO

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)
That he regularly gets footlong subs?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)
So, stale and full of processed shit then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Flabby and tasteless.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Dozer foot or normal foot?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Poorly made?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Full of salt?
and by salt i mean seaman
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)
I need some inspiration for lunch.
A footlong sub could be the way to go.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Salt Beef, English mustard, gherkins. Rye bread.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
You need Chrain, that stuff rocks totally. It's a beatroot and horseraddish condiment.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
that sounds good

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I'm going to the local greasy for mine; cheese & ham omelette, chips & salad
salad

Beans.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
That sounds pretty good.
There is a caff in the market.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Well, #3, I'd be a prawn cocktail, because i've got a cock like a prawn tail.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)
there is no money without debt and there will always be more debt than money

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:23, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1888987
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1889041
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Unlikely as it may seem,
I have an A Level in Economics, and I understand this concept.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
i have an a level in music technology and computing

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Doesn't music tend to go well with maths and computing type subjects?
Something about the type of brain needed to understand them both
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING ICONS!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
EHMAHGAWD WHERE R MY DWAGONZ !
I SED WARE R MY BAHBIEZ !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Roy Dotrice turned her in to a leprechaun in the 5th audiobook
She was normal in the other 3 he read.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
A bloke in his 20's has just walked past my office window carrying two large packets of Anusol.
Random.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Darth had a good night?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Pffft.
Like Darth's still in his twenties...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Maybe Darth is a giver rather than a taker
You homophobe assuming that just because Darth happens to be 100% gay that he likes cock up the bum
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)

om y
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I really need to pop out to the post box

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

p
ut to the post box

LOL!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Oh Lordy
You've made it look as though he needs a... Pfft!
Good one, Monts.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
WAQQQATTACK!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Ah haha ha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
post is such a fucking hassle, the soooner it dies the better

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
But then how will you get your emails delivered?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
by morse code downa really long wire

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Norse code.
You have to read the coded messages in the entrails of your slaughtered villagers.


ROFLMAO
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
That only works in Oxford

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
He'll just Gaz everyone

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
what have i missed then?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
I need a meaty lunch suggestion.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
ah dirty daddy donkey
get yourself down the mexican and have a massive stuffed burrito.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
stick your cock up your arse?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Get yourself down the docks and set your face to spunked

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Needoos

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
We've just finished a marathon 'soggy biscuit' session

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
The only winner in a game of Soggy Biscuit" is Mr Kippling.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
are you still that excited about kroney's cardigan?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
His three roper?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Much moaning about hangovers
and stinging rings.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
stinging ringing tree

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)
and people surfing porn in the pub?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Sandwiches and CV's are the highlight.
So, nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)
ah same old then

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
I mentioned Jamie Foxx's cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Don't listen to them
I bought up bum fingering whilst getting a BJ but no-one ran with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
hahaha
great typo
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
It isn't a typo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Yeh, what typo?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
bought instead of brought you spastic

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 15:01, Reply)
I imagine it's difficult to run with someone else's finger up your bum

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I just messaged Rob to get my icons
I expect he is jumping into action as we speak. Like he did the last time.

Or not.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
the new icons are shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
YOURN FACE IS SHIT!!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I'm sorry nakers, that was harsh. I apologise.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
That's ok, you were just being "Al"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Fuck that ginger twat.
Gonz sorted it for me in about 5 seconds, he's some super secret mod or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Jesus, PJ, if you love Gonz so much why don't you just MARRY him.
I bet he'd stick his finger up your bum.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
More proof that he's a mod.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Me and Gonz are like that
*holds up fingers twisted round each other*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Or can change hidden variables on a page and doesn't mind spending 10p to trigger the action :p

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Oh man, do I owe you 10p?
I don't want to see you out of pocket here.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Because I like foreskin

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Apparently, you should have just gazzed Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
I didn't even Gaz him
I just moaned on here and it worked. Go put the kettle on love
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Gonz did some magic to make mine and PJ's appear.
He's loads better than b3th, who incidentally also did nothing to get me my name back.
The new icons are shit though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
I just gazzed him
I hope he can help me, I love getting new icons so much.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I'm hungry and it's ages until lunchtime.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
New thread you cunts

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)
Where?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)
We're all on 2.0 :(

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)
It was an instruction to you lazy posters to make one.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)

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