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YESSSSS! DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
how are you celebrating?
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:00, 288 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I might have some milk.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:00, Reply)
I might organise a street party

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)
hold it on the M6

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
I'm off to the shops now
I shall stroll down the lane with a smile on my face and a song in my heart

oh happy day!
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)
I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE WOAH-OH
I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE WOAH-OH
I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE WOAH-OH
COS THATCHER IS DEAD
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Yeah, i quite liked her, so no celebrating here

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:01, Reply)
wanker

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)
nah, just not a northern povvo

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWjm6XdtEb0
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Not clicking that might be a virus

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
yeh, tories are kind of alright if you're already rich

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
I'd do a graveside Harlem Shake flashmob
#meta #flashmob #lol #thatcher #yolo
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:02, Reply)
I'll be tramping the dirt down to celebrate.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:03, Reply)
I'm off to wait by the grave for three days with a stake

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)
fucksocks

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
It's not even my own work

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Camping out by the grave for 3 nights
with a wooden stake.

You know, JUST IN CASE.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:04, Reply)
She's Jesus?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)
She's ANDREW MARR?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
about to go for a poo

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
i just done a poo

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
And the next story on the BBC
is Baby milk rationed... Coincidence or conspiracy
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Pretty sure that as long as they keep sucking, the milk keeps coming.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)
I find it rather repellent to celebrate somebody's death.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:05, Reply)
tell it the mods fucko

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)
did you enjoy Easter?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
I very much enjoy the Easter holiday
which is a celebration of the spring equinox and new life, represented by the custom of giving eggs, a symbolism I don't feel the need to explain.

Apparently some other religion attempted to hijack it, but I'm not Christian, so I don't follow that belief.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)
Of course, if I were Christian
I'd be celebrating the rebirth of Jesus, not his death.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
You spastic

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
I had a rather fun debate with a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses this morning.
They left thanking me for being so nice to them.
mr b3th laughed at me and said if I was talking to doorsteppers I really *must* be lonely.

: (
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Ordinarily I'd agree with you.
But I'm prepared to make an exception in this instance.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)
yeh but it's thatcher

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
I knew she was living to spite me :(
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1817799
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Conclusive proof, right here.
Got to appreciate her for that.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:07, Reply)
The last three years I had her on my CDL :(

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Nothing, you Northern prick.
A sick old lady has died. I couldn't give a fucking toss, personally, but the way the less nimble-minded of the populace like to think that the frontman/woman of a political party has sufficient individual power to single-handedly implement even a single policy without the backing of their party, and that party having been elected fair and square by the population to represent their views, makes me laugh. More people wanted Thatcher and her policies than were able to get someone else in. Tough shit - democracy innit. Now fuck off home and beat your wives - the pit's closed so stop whinging.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
tl:dr shut up

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
I love how you keep demonstrating your lack of understanding of how our political system works.
Whilst also proclaiming your lack of participation with it.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Sorry, Labour won those elections but the EVIL CONSERVATIVES remained in power nevertheless.
I realise that now. Thanks Al.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
Good straw manning there.
well done.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
She did get elected into office on a platform of
curbing union power, making it easier for people to buy their own homes and reducing public spending.

Pehaps people are more surprised that a politician actually followed through with their election pledges.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
cliken dis

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
lolololol butthurt

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
I like this.
I'm stealing it.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
i wish she had died in more pain

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Nah, I think she died in enough pain and shame for me to find it funny.
If it was something really bad I'd feel more guilty.
she probably shit herself after she died if that helps.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:34, Reply)
i reckon they should have televised her death
i'd have had such a boner
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)
haha, clickin dis one

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)
I hope she's not going to get a state funeral.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:09, Reply)
i hope she does

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:10, Reply)
I don't see why she shouldn't if the queen of our hearts got one

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
So do I, and she undoubtedly will.
She was a prime minister and the first female one. She deserves it.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:12, Reply)
i hope they pull her hearse witjh some sort of coal fired traction engine
or maybe a brace of geordies in donkey jackets
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:13, Reply)
There must be some ex-miners around who could use the work.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
lazy fuckers never could be bothered to retrain and have been on the "giro" since '85

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Not for long.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)
That would be excellent.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I'd like to see her funeral funded by private enterprise

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Yes.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)

From the BBC

Downing Street said Lady Thatcher would be accorded the same status of funeral as the Queen Mother and Princess Diana, but will not lie in state, in accordance with her own wishes.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:19, Reply)
you mean dress her up as spock and fire her in a torpedo into a recently terraformed planet?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)
this is a great post btw gluey

(, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 0:06, Reply)
Of course she will
She was Prime Minister for 12 bloody years. The only real question here is "How long will it take Facebook to shut the fuck up about it?"
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:14, Reply)
I'm going to guess
'about a month'
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)
Christ
I'm emigrating/hibernating
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)
I'm not really fussed
I only care about next saturday 6.15pm
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:11, Reply)
*jumps on potential sport discussion as if it was a gold-plated dildo*
What's that then?
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:15, Reply)
Ant and Dec's new show starts.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
I really hope you mean that Ant & Dec's new show is a competition to see
who can jump on a gold-plated dildo fastest/deepest.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)
You have it precisely.
'Ant'n'Decs' Saturday Shite-pipe gold plate-away'
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
thatcher has caused all the problems in my life, I see that now
if only she'd died sooner I might not be mentally ill and trapped in a bedsit in Stockport with only a parrot and grotmag for company
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:16, Reply)
If you really are her fault then I'm suddenly glad she's dead
You AWFUL MAN
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)
Office lol

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)
I can't believe Manchester kicked him out : (

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:17, Reply)
the stockport massive ent got shit on Levenshulme

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)
is that in liverpool?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Fuck, what's Billy Bragg going to sing about now?
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)
he should probably kill himself

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Might as well, the basis of his entire musical repertoire has just died.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:21, Reply)
You don't think he's happy about his sexuality anymore?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:22, Reply)

His soon to be released song will involve necrophilia, I predict.

or not.

No, I quite like Billy. I love his concerts, everyone is a "worker" for a night & cheers at his rants.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:26, Reply)
I hate his fucking guts and would gladly ram a 'red wedge' right in the middle of his stupid, ugly face.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Seen him live a couple of times. Good night out.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
If you say so.
I did a photoshoot in his house once, somewhere on the coast (Dorset IIRC). He wasn't there but his wife was.

True story, se'sly.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)
I walked past him in York last year.
True story.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
I'm sure he's a lovely fellow - until he starts singing.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)
I met him when me & the missus did some campaigning against the BNP in Dagenham at the last election.
Nice bloke.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)
he was up here for Pocktoberfest.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)
When you say 'up here' you're pointing at your arse, aren't you?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
no

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Sure about that, 'babygirl'?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
I think it only fair if he retires immediately, and kills himself.
I'm not bothered about the order in which he chooses to do these things.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1NyWbhCxZE
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:24, Reply)
I'm not
Somehow celebrating the death of a sick old lady seems a bit weird.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:25, Reply)
Would anybody like to look at something that isn't Thatcher?
This blog made me laugh: http://reasonsmysoniscrying.tumblr.com/
I imagine it's more understandable if you actually have kids.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Fucking hell
What a squin.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Innit

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)
What a little fucking cunt.
My daughter's never been like that.

She was on cracking form yesterday, cos she has an Incredible Hulk costume replete with muscles etc and took great pleasure in terrorising the hipster pricks on London Fields.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:29, Reply)
The older brother looks like quite a cheerful chap.
I reckon the squealy one is just a cunt.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Or has a tumor.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Hopefully both

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Yeah well my kids better than your kid

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)

I think either the kid or the parents need a diagnosis.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:32, Reply)
My eldest asked me to feed her the other day
When I asked why she couldn't feed herself she replied "My brain is teling me to stab my fork in to my eye and I don't want to" I told her not to be silly and she got really distressed and kept crying that her brain was being naughty. I don't know if I should be worried.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)

"Naughty Brain" is not a very common ailment. I'd look into it.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:39, Reply)
It's usually a reaction to a broken home life.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Or prolonged exposure to petro-chemical products.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Yeah, such as creosote - as you might find on, let's say, a SHED.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Creosote was banned ages ago!
My shed has two coats of Cuprinol Ducksback on it
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Elevate your miiind...Creoso-o-te
C'mon C'mon
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:48, Reply)
I'm genuinely concerned
Its not everyday your daughter is distressed because she doesn't want to stab herself in the eye but her brain is telling her to do it and she can't help herself.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:43, Reply)
In fairness that's fucking weird.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Isn't the same kind of thing that makes you think of jumping off high ledges when you're near them?
/not having a mental breakdown, honest.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:47, Reply)
*backs slowly away*

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Yeah, keep walking, Boyce.
And don't let me see your smelly face round here again.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
I dunno man, that's why we have two eye so we can get stuff like that out of the way in childhood
her baby eyes will fall out soon anyway
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Ha ha, baby eyes. I like it.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)

This probably isn't the best forum for seeking medical advice regarding the neurological stability of your children, BUT, dude, get a referral from your family doctor to see a peadiatric psychiatrist (not a psycologist, they just talk about "feelings").
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)
The very last thing he should do let a paedo near his kid - don't be silly Oathsy old stick.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Oh shit. Of course, silly me.

Speaking of fiddlers, that's quite a dead pool so far this year, Thatcher and Saville. I reckon the previous Pope (forgot the cunt's name) could be odds on to make up the numbers later this year.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Anyone know who that 82 year old was that they picked up last week?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
might be rolf harris or buzz aldrin

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Hang on, or was Saville last year?
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
I dunno, a good finger in the bumhole relaxes most wild animals, maybe it will work for kids

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
I'll have you know that I follow all medical advice on this forum
just last week I mixed bleach and citric acid in an enclosed.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
envelope?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)

body stocking?
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Haha

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Reasons my kid is LOLing:

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:35, Reply)
If Battered's wife ever leaves
he could borrow that as his Fathers for Justice costume.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:36, Reply)
I suppose my mum *could* turn the legs up for him but it's a bit of a cheek to ask.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)
She got your looks.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)
I *am* pretty 'ripped', it's true.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Off your tits, usually

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:38, Reply)
*nose/point*

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Brat should be drowned.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Mum won't let it.
That's why it was crying.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Its ok false alarm she's alive and well

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:28, Reply)
Nice one 'Ben Elton'

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:30, Reply)
You love Ben Elton

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)
LiddleBitOfHomoerotica

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)
hahaha

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Just because you're better than me doesn't mean I'm lazy.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Ha ha.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:37, Reply)
I'm off to the nearest Juicer
As soon as possible
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)
mostly by avoiding all news for a week or two
while it may be distasteful to celebrate a death I feel it is also distasteful to ignore the fact that she fucked this country over (and that her legacy is still fucking this country over) just cos she's dead.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Right?
I mean, yes, she was a sick old lady up till a few hours ago, but she was in full health when we all started hating her.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:50, Reply)
on the other hand people would say that she SAVED this country, so you know, swing sand roundabouts

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Sand roundabouts would be useless. People would just drive through them.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
well you would know best

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
SAVED FROM THE ARGIES!
We'd all be speaking Spanish if it wasn't for her.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
It's too late to save Aber : (

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
this is because you are a red-trouser-wearing-marketing-wanker.
She saved rich cunts like you and your kind and fucked the rest of them. No that you should give a fuck about anything that does not effect you directly, that'd be what socialists do.

and we all know what cunts they are don't we children?
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
your way round you'd give everything to the poor and fuck over the succesfull
I fail to se how that is any different
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
no you fucking moron they'd have just given the poor a fighting chance
it's pricks like you that make this country fucking shit, fuck off
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
i kid, you're a gem

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
I like you SSG.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)
poor people are people that have failed at life, it's anti-capitalist and anti-darwinian to prop them up

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
whatever makes you feel better about yourself sweetcheeks

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Yeah and you got where you are without any help from anyone.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)
everyone is born with an equal chance of succeeding in life
obviously
otherwise what ben fogle said there wouldn't make any sense
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Every child born in the UK is a blank slate.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
only an intrinsically evil person would disagree with that

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)
What, even gingers?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
that raises questions for sure
i am starting to think maybe gingers need support
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Holy shit its vippers!

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:08, Reply)
That's the truth
Killing time when i should probably be doing last minute studying.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Is there any link between your return to b3ta and the sudden and unexpected death of Thatcher?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
No

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Well you would say that wouldn't you?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
fucking hell, can we touch your beard?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)
From there?
Doubt it, it's not got that long
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)
not really

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Give us a quick rundown of your life then nakkers.
Where were you born,
what sort of schools did you go to
What university,
what jobs did you have?
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)
HES A SELF MADE MILLIONAIRE INTERNET ENTREPRENEUR

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
what can i say, "nerd porn" pays
thanks for all the free advertising btw
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Hammersmith
Private
2nd rate
shit admin paying £15k/yr in London, then the job I have now.

Pretty straight forward, no pulled any strings, there was no nepotism, and I promise you the teachers at my public school were"fucking shit" i doubt it was an advantage particularly.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
haha goes to private school still thinks he wasnt given help from anyone

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
I imagine your school looked a lot like this:
www.stedwardsoxford.org/
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)
That looks delightful.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:14, Reply)
like i'd go somewhere full of oiks

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)
explain?
we all come out with GCSEs and A levels at the end, I didn't even get very good results cos I did fuck all work.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)
i don't really know how i can explain it,
you went to a private school i mean come on man, get a grip
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)
genuinely i don't really see the difference
yep it's better than some bullet riddled inner city comp, but a decent grammar school or independent college? Not so much
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:25, Reply)
i don't remember saying that going to a decent grammar school wasn't a massive help in life?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Are you much of a disappointment to your parents?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Nah they love me the best, cos I'm witty

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)
And you think you'd have the same chances in life if you were born or lived in Moss side, or North wales?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
It didn't stop Lord Sugar building the biggest "email phone" business in the country did it?
This is why i said people are round are being shit as well, if they all stopped being shit together it'd be a lot easy for them.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)
He's a jew, they're good at money making.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)
fair point

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)
fucking Christ killers, secretly running the world

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
yeh obviously not everyone who has fuck all chance at life will fail, just like
not everyone who has the massive advantage of going to a private school will take full advantage of it
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)
They'd have more of a fighting chance if they sobered up every now and then and stopped wearing counterfeit trackwear.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
not sure if serious

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)
I'm such an enigma

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)
yeah cos it's not like the UK 'poor' have one of the best global standards of living, with a free education, and hospital system, cradel to grave benefits or anything like that
*WRINGS HANDS**
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
fuck me this country is fucked

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)
only the poor !!!
and that's basically to cream in the benefits innit
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)
only by bleeding hearts like you

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)
yeh i'm definitely not pulling my weight

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I'm sure you work very hard, but poor people are poor for a reason. Because they are shit at life and the people around them are shit.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
well personally it's because i am bedridden for several months a year but i guess in some ways
that counts as being shit at life? i work hard in a paying job and i work hard running a charity, the people around me are pretty good. but you're right, i'm messing up the country by wanting it to be fairer.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:08, Reply)
^ tyipcal povvo, always making excuses

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
you're right of course i should do work from my sick bed shouldnt i,
work hard and get on with it innit
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
What you need is some British backbone. We didn't have sick people in the war, we just got on with it.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)
:(

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Tee hee

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:18, Reply)
you rotter etc

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
this guy gets it^

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Quality of life has demonstrably improved for all social classes in the UK
by every measurable stat since the end of the 70s to now.

To suggest otherwise isn't being "socialist". It's being "wrong"

Not suggesting that's Thatcher's doing. Or that she was a "goodie". But to suggest that people are "still suffering for what she did" is arsewater of the highest order.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
It's the sort of codswallop trotted out by Scousers and heavy-browed serfs from the desolate North.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:08, Reply)
The difference between the rich and poor has increased, an awful lot.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
It does tend to.
We're a capitalist country. That's what happens. Personally I'd much rather live in a Social Democracy like most of Scandanavia, but most of you cunts don't want that, so we have what we have, what with being a democratic country. But no-one (collectively) has got worse off, standards of life are all improved.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Check the second graph in this article.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-16545898
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:19, Reply)
yes, I know, I said I agreed with that.
What's your point?
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:20, Reply)
That poverty is more than just absolute poverty
and the social implications of thatcherite policies are not benign because some quality of life indicators have gone up.
I also do thinkt that we are still feeling the effect of her prime ministership, but I wouldn't go as far as to say we're still suffering from it.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
I would imagine it's improved since 1900 as well, this is called progress.
I'm not saying life has gotten worse over all. I'm saying she did things I fundamentally disagree with, changed the way we do politics irrevocably for the worse and I think we'd be in a better place as a nation now had she been strangled at birth.

of course I could be wrong, this is the joy of opinion. anyway I think you're missing my point. either that or yours is simplistic to the point of being stupid and I've never seen anything to suggest you are stupid.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
he does play golf...

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)
shut it Gideon

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
I think celebrating someone dying being good because you don't like her politics is fucking out of order.
If we're being simplistic.

Particularly when, y'know, she was voted in. 3 times. What with this being a democracy. She's not a despot. She did what the country asked her to, and you think she's evil? I don't like her policies, but if you're going to dilute the concept of evil to that, what the fuck do you think should happen to people who actually are evil or do evil things?
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Not really done that, but I take it as a fair point.
As for being voted in, well I can (and sometimes do) support the democratic process without liking the people that get elected. I reckon at most I have to follow the laws they create, but I think not speaking against them is actually counter to the point of democracy.

I don't think I called her evil either, as I feel much the same about diluting the word as you.

I think perhaps you are arguing with someone who is not me.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Fair point, I'm in part arguing against a whole raft of people currently posting shit like
"wohoo dancing" on facebook etc.

Or "hooray" like you said on facebook.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Someone who stated that there is no society, only people and families, has died.
I'm not her family, I think her family are a bunch of cunts and therefore I have no sympathy for them.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:29, Reply)
So? doesn't make actively celebrating it the act of pleasant person.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)
So what?
Someone that a lot of people dislike for a lot of good reasons has died. I know it's not going to change anything at the moment, but the fact that they have died has cheered me up and I'm not going to apologise for that.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:33, Reply)
I didn't say you should apologise for it.
I said celebrating someone's death is distateful.

It's also rather hypocritical if you bang on about how Thatcher destroyed society and encouraged a position of "every man for themselves" and then actively celebrate the death of another human, thus proving yourself to be an example of the model of selfish humanity that you're arguing she made.

But hey.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Probably, though I'd need to check with Dozer
but in this instance I don't care. I would be equally happy if Michael Gove were to suffer a fatal stab wound to the neck, or if Jeremy Clarkson had a stroke.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:50, Reply)
see, I still personally wouldn't celebrate the death of anyone
but Clarkson or Gove I could almost understand because them dying now would stop anything they could do in the future, which might I suppose make the world a better place.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:02, Reply)
In part I am glad she's dead, yes.
it's immature and I know that strictly speaking In should not be happy about anyone's death, be they even as bad as Hitler, to pick, the most extreame example I can think of, but I am not that saintly.

I am also very aware that unless I go on totally news black-out I'll have to suffer nothing but sycophantic half truths and white wash and this makes me very angry, as does the fact my taxes will likely be used towards her fucking funeral.

Fuck it I'm entitled to a chorus of "Ding Dong the witch is dead" and you can judge me all you like, I'll go on record as saying a cunt is a cunt even after they are dead and you have permission to piss on my grave if you outlive me.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)
I think she actively supported south american dictatorships
that committed mass murder, and then assisted the perpetrators to avoid prosecution for war crimes.

I think that's pretty fucking evil.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:23, Reply)
that might be a more reasonable reason to call her evil, although there's still a bit of a leap to make there
yes.

But a) you and I know full fucking well that most people banging on about the witch being dead aren't doing it because of her connections to Pinochet and b) By that argument, every british PM in the last 50 years is evil for their unwavering support of the US, Israel, etc etc.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:30, Reply)
I think there is a clearly arguable difference between supporting the US and supporting Pinochet
and if you can't see that then I don't think you should continue talking about this.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Yeah, it seemed to be fair cricket in Vietnam innit
Iraq too, not forgetting Afganistan. Propping up various regimes around the World with patchy track records
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I think there's a clearly arguable difference between supporting a leader of a regieme that turned out to be commiting acts of torture
and being held resposible for that torture yourself, too.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:35, Reply)
And at no point did I claim she was personally responsible for torture
but if you think it's totally acceptable for the US government to carry out torture I think that's pretty evil, with no watering down of the word at all.

If you have the power to dictate that an entire country will condemn the actions of a leader who orders mass murder and torture and you not only don't condemn them, but instead support them fully and help to avoid being held to account, then I also think that's evil.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Who said the US torturing people was acceptable?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Nobody, stop side stepping the issue
I said she could clearly be defined as evil due to her support of Pinochet, you think that's a leap. I don't.

My example is that if you think torture is acceptable then you're pretty evil, what she did was a whole lot worse than just thinking that torture is acceptable.

Which bit of that don't you get?
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:48, Reply)
You'd said that you didn't think the US and Pinochet were comparable.
And then said the US torturing people was evil. Hence my confusion.

Both the US and Pinochet's regieme have carried out acts with are, by both of our agreements, evil. Both were supported by UK governments. So, therefore, if we agree that supporting those that carry out acts of evil are evil themselves, then Thatcher is evil. As are Major, Blair, Brown and Cameron.

I still think you're diluting the value of "evil" here though. But hey, that's my opinion and right, just like it's yours to celebrate the death of a senile old woman.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I celebrated the fact that she went senile
today is just an opportunity to finish things off.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:03, Reply)
For some reason I've just had a fucking awful mental image
that you've been on the vinegars for about 8 years just waiting for today.

:(
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 15:08, Reply)
just FYI
I think I'd happily call every UK PM in the last 50 years a cunt. I'll just go and look over the list and let you know if I feel any are exempt.

Edit: Gordon brown is the only one I have any positive feelings for, and that's mostly pity.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:33, Reply)
The krauts haven't got over their last distasteful leader.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Yeah that cunt Bismarck sure cast a long shadow.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Sink him!

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
^See? This guy gets it!

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Doesn't help that people keep reminding them

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
I'm going there this year and will remind them through a megaphone until I get deported.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
My old man once got in trouble with the fuzz over there
For pissing into a fountain while drunk. He tells me he was singing "let's piss again like we did last summer"

Same sort of thing
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Pretty much identical.
Apparently you can visit the site of the Nuremberg rallies and the rostrum is still there - I'm really not sure if I trust myself not to get 'in character' when stood up there though.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:00, Reply)
I certainly don't trust you
The same applies to play parks, churches and children's wards in hospitals
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
You sound just like my parole officer :o(

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)
I hardly ever do.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
bollocks to that
this country is full of cunts, that's what fucked it. she was only one cunt.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
^

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:56, Reply)
In truth, the reason I hate Thatcher is because I voted for her party 3 times when she was leader.
And I never received the red braces, Porsche 911 and platinum credit card that she promised me.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Denis was one, she had one.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
fair point
but she's no less a cunt for being dead.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)
generally the more money you have
the less you think she was a cunt
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)
so you fucking loved her then

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Yes, sad but true.
this is what annoys me most, people's inability to give a shit about stuff that doesn't hit them directly.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:17, Reply)
There's a balance to be struck though
Otherwise everyone would be fucking miserable all the time
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:22, Reply)
that's what humanity does.
You might as well ask a river to stop flowing.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:44, Reply)
OMG ICECREAM VAN BEST DAY EVER!!!!

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:54, Reply)
OMG THEN YOU'RE ALLOWED TO STAY UP TO WATCH DR WHO AFTER SUPPER!!!!!!!!

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
I've already seen it, you spastic!

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
OH WELL YOU CAN PLAY ON YOUR MEGADRIVE INSTEAD THEN!!

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
I DONT HAVE A MEGADRIVE GOD YOU'RE SO UNFAIR I HATE YOU

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
BTW your're adopted, monty's not your real lady-dad.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:58, Reply)
GO TO YOUR ROOM THIS INSTANT

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Are you my Mummy?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:01, Reply)
apparently the twitter hashtag #nowthatthatchersdead
has been confusing a lot of cher fans...

well i guess it would, if you were merkin or summat...
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:55, Reply)
why?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 13:57, Reply)
well thatcher is hardly the same big name over there, is she?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Cher?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:02, Reply)

With a stutter.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)
i think more merkins would have heard of cher than thatcher
but i may be wrong
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:03, Reply)

More merkins probably know more about Cher than Reagan.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:05, Reply)
i don't see what the link is between cher and maggie?
is cher dead?
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Fuck's sake man.

that.that.cher.is.dead.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Not calling Fogle here a massive retard is anti-capitalist and anti-Darwinian

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)
that's stupid

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)

possibly, but it may finally finish off cher too.
She's held together by silicone and semen.
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Why are the words bent and spastic coming to mind here?

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:10, Reply)
i dunno did you JUST CATCH SIGHT OF YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR!!!

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Aw man that's me owned!

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:15, Reply)
now that that cher's dead.

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:04, Reply)
thanks darling

(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 14:06, Reply)

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