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Oi you lot....and that means you and all
Well it taken me about 7 Mins. To get rid of the ransomware on my PC last night, why on earth the Cheshire police would bother me I have no idea, have you ever been hacked, received silly emails that were designed to try and fleece you?
Alt: so statistically we're happier than we were last year
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23501423 Is this true for you?
Alt,alt: Midweek blues or counting down to the weekend what are your views on Wednesdays
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:35,
283 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
Yeah Im much happier, thanks.
Alt. Depends on the week Im having.
This week Im wishing for the weekend as it has been shitty dullard wank bollocks.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:38,
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I'm off next week so I have been expecting this week to drag like Battered in Poland
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:41,
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It's very good of the Variety Club to take you away on their sunshine bus for a few days.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:55,
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\o/ Them windows aint gonna lick themselves
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:01,
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I'm off next week too!
Oh...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:02,
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*offfives*
Heywaitaminute
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:10,
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i'm going to legoland tomorrow
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:42,
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I bet PJ's bike will be there
and say hello to Emvee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:43,
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why would his bike be there?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:45,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1975390
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:51,
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so yeah, where does this emvee lego stuff come from?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:46,
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he collects and takes porno photos of "geek" girls
including crotch shots with lego/dice shoved up some grotbag's minge
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:48,
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there is tumblr site
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:48,
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please do not link to it
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:50,
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You're welcome
ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:50,
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Er NSFW
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:52,
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haha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:53,
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i am in work, also, i am not clicking that
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:53,
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There are things you cannot un-see
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:51,
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He's got a blog of ugly women half naked playing with spiderman toys and pokemon.
There was talk that he had pics of women with lego in their vaginas.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:49,
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i saw dice and what has been seen, cannot be unseen
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:50,
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I bet she goes down a storm in Vegas
"blow on these for luck"
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:55,
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That guy is a real treasure
He's the gift that keeps on giving. My all time favourite was, when confronted with an Optimus Prime joke, he replied "Prime isn't even in my top 10 favourite transformers."
It's like he's 12. Brilliant.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:53,
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NO YOUN ARE
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:58,
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Emvee has some tips for how you should smuggle some lego out without getting caught.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:44,
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togther him and AA could be unstoppable
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:44,
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SKILL
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:50,
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The mods can suck my fucking cock
b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post2029581
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:52,
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PUNK MUTHAFUCKIN ROCK
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:54,
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I don't mind telling you, Monts, I was a bit worried that punk was dead
But you can rely on solid chaps like Twoobo here to keep the spirit alive
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:56,
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I don't care what people say
rock n roll is here to stay
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:07,
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Let's go to the hop!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:14,
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apparently that post is too tasteless for my firewall
well done
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:54,
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Really??
It was "What's Legoland Windsor like? Is it better than Chessington?"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:56,
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haha I forgot about that thread
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:09,
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I did like
Have you ever worn a top hat
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:56,
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Ah, thanks
Getting stepped was a bit strong, though. But then, they are idiots.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:58,
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Yeah, in fact I got hit by one of those exact things earlier in the year
b3ta.com/talk/7672030
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:50,
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woah, it's like you're inside my mind Twoey
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:52,
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HIVE MIND
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:54,
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alt alt... yep, bit of Nina Simone
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:53,
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'Nuff Said!
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:55,
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word... HH
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:57,
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Alt: fucking right I am - way happier.
Altalt: Meh, one day is much like another.
My father in now in the UK, which is nice, though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:53,
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i bet your brother has got him once in a lifetimes tickets to something
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:55,
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Nope, a framed C19th print of our family seat, the fucking cunt.
I've got him 'a bottle of wine'.
:o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:58,
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Wednesday is the start of the weekend countdown, for me.
I like weekends.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:54,
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+ le
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:55,
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You're going to have to explain that one, old chum.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:56,
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le weekend
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:57,
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start of the le weekend?
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:58,
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i like le weeekends
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:08,
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*waves white flag*
Better?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:12,
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Thanks Dido
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:13,
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+l
... wait.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:16,
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^ Cup half full attitude ^
Splendid
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:56,
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+ of poo
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:57,
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There's another version of thst cop one, Metropolitan cops.
Bit harder to shift.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:58,
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Damn I now have the theme track to "Hill street blues" as an earworm
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:00,
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I've just been on the phone to Virgin and queried why in the last two days I've managed to make £167
worth of calls to my work number.
When I was working from home
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:01,
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Aliens.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:03,
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You'd think they had their own phone
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:03,
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especially if they want to phone home
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:10,
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eh...£167 in two days?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:03,
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3 x 8 hour long calls
and 1 x 12:36 hour one apparently
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:03,
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Them fucking IT monkeys keep you on the phone for ages
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:05,
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i suspect the doris is involv ed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:07,
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I was fucking sat next to her
so ringing me at work wouldnt really help
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:10,
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TuiB's wife has a twin sister?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:11,
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She has a side-cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:11,
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gook mother fucker
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:14,
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Hellosir?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:24,
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Indeed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:27,
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You had Ransomware on your PC? You should have said, I didn't know.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:02,
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I thought that I might have mentioned it once before
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:03,
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I heard the police were involved.
I can't remember where from, though. Harters has been pretty cagey on the subject.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:03,
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Well Public and Dirty Laundry, you know
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:05,
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altalt: 9am meeting on Wednesdays so I don't care for it
even worse, drag my still-sleeping carcass into the office for 8:55 today and discover it's cancelled. Fucknuts.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:03,
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That happened to me the other month, I wanted a long weekend
but some cunt arranged a meeting on a Fri. afternoon they cancelled it about mid-day on the day
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:07,
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I'm a lot happier now than I was this morning.
It appears that I will be getting paid JSA after all.
It would also seem that the pisshead woman across the street has been given a mobility scooter so I can't see that one ending at all well. Although it could be amusing to watch.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:05,
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Some teenagers were mucking about in Uxbridge high street just now.
Some fifty year old decided to give them a talking to and was apparently rather surprised to be given a slap for his troubles.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:09,
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what was Monty doing in Uxbridge?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:10,
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Selling double glazing, I think.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:12,
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haha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:13,
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oh lkol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:14,
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how much is JSA anyway
I mean can one live on it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:09,
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about £60 a week.
And yeah, just about.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:11,
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£71.70 apparently.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:15,
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Crack open the champers!
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:15,
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only if it comes free with a pizza
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:16,
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I'm being taken out for dinner tonight by a senior ranking nun.
Wine may be involved.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:17,
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+ blue
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:18,
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Dont eat the cucumber
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:18,
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hahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:43,
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Fucking hell Chompy spends more than that a week..
on sausage rolls
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:16,
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I hate sausage rolls.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:29,
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ausage rolls wipe
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:46,
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h
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:46,
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that's hardly gonna pay the mortagage is it
do you get more if you live in London where everything is more expensive and less if you live somewhere cheap like the north or Wales?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:15,
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I don't think you do; it's a standard amount as far as I'm aware.
Fortunately I don't have a mortgage. But I do have a loan on the place, which fortunately is unsecured.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:16,
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Mortgage is paid by housing benefit, you don't have to pay council tax either.
JSA is for bills and spending money. After gas/electric/water/phone/internet you've probably got £20ish a week for luxuries like food.
Also, nope flat rate across the country.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:17,
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sky tv does use a lot of electricity
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:18,
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Hold up, you can buy a house on benifits?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:18,
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If you have a mortgage you will get your interest paid
but only after you've been claiming for 40 weeks, by which point your house will probably have been repossessed anyway.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:19,
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No, but if you lose your job you don't get thrown out on the street straight away.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:24,
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One can live on roadkill and drinking rainwater, but it is hardly an ideal way to live.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:11,
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^ This.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:15,
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Fucks sake DG
It was good enough for Moaty...
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:36,
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Unfortunately I don't possess a bright orange t-shirt.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:59,
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Excellent milf hunting in the park this afternoon.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:18,
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haha
It's bloody grim here today, been raining all day
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:19,
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this line of posting is starting to sound a little creepy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:21,
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Good.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:23,
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Two more weeks and he'll be tweeting creepshots
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:23,
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rather than just keeping them to himself as he does now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:26,
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So far luckily all I've had is the Indians ringing from "Windows"
trying to tell me I have problems on my PC and they can sort them for me.
The last one I had a bit of time so kept them going for a bit, then said my laptop ran Linux so there was no start button. At which point the woman said Linux ran under Windows and I laughed at her, which she got rather angry at and hung up on me. No manners some people.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:20,
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I was also trolling one of them types
he got very angry and said "bastard fuck you" before hanging up
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:24,
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Is a bastard fuck when you only empty one bollock?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:24,
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I was going to ask but he hung up :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:25,
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Ring him back and give him some abuse.
Unacceptable behaviour blah, blah. Tell your manager, ring the police, threatening behaviour, assault etc etc.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:30,
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Some call center in Bombay
They always start with "is that the man of the house"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:33,
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Racists
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:39,
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Fuck's sake, people are stupid.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:38,
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You are aware that you are support staff, yeah?
Get fucking supporting and stop moaning.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:40,
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It's not their lack of technical ability, that's expected and understandable.
It's their complete inability to do what they're fucking told without my having to repeat myself three times. I find it offensive how stupid they are.
If you've got a screen in from of you with "3G" written on it and a fucking great big Connect button and I tell you to "connect to 3G", I do not expect you to say "so press the connect button, yes?"
That is retarded and incredibly annoying. I am support staff, yes. I am not a fucking babysitter.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:48,
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+h
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:49,
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Hahahahahaha.
I love you, man.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:50,
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I don't see why they insist on hammering this point home with their stupid questions.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:41,
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Do you like old beemers, as here is one for sale
jalopnik.com/this-is-the-worlds-worst-custom-bmw-e30-972150572
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:43,
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War is stupid and people are stupid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:45,
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Worth the wait
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:47,
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Hahaha
Have a click
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:02,
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haha
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:21,
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I used to work in IT, so I understand how frustrating it can be
This is why I try my best to ask the right questions, be patient, etc...what doesn't help is that the IT department where I work is a fucking joke. They know less than nothing. It's so frustrating, because I want to give them a break and not just lose my rag like other people do, but they're SO FUCKING STUPID.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:45,
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why do you think they ended up in IT?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:47,
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Too clever for Sales and Marketing, that's why
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:50,
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Yeah. Too clever.
No, the other one, aspergers.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:51,
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Ass burgers, more like
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:52,
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deffo
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:52,
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This is something I'm really concerned about. I intend to leave IT.
If I am better than my support staff and I have no permissions to do anything, I'm going to lose my rag big time.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:49,
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^ upset ^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:52,
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Yep
I don't even bother asking them stuff anymore. If I have a problem I don't already know how to fix, I google it. If our executives realised this, they'd probably fire the entire helpdesk.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:52,
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BUT WHAT IF GOOGLE IS DOWN?!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:53,
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Hahahahaha.
Are you able to make it pay tax?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:54,
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Then the IT team'll be stuffed too
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:56,
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^ THIS ^
I fear the day this happens
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:57,
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Smoke and mirrors innit
I introduce people to 'Snipping Tool' and they think I'm fucking Gandalf*
*
Not in an Ian McKellan way
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:00,
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I FUCKING LOVE THE SNIPPING TOOL!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:01,
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what is snipping tool?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:02,
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Ask Gonz
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:02,
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Vasectomy kit innit?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:02,
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MARRsectomy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:03,
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you can screen capture small areas and copy them into documents
more useful than it sounds
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:04,
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Innit

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:06,
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*resists urge to do the same with this post*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:08,
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is it software?
is it in word and excel?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:09,
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It is in Start - Programs - Accessories
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:10,
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not on my shit heap of a computer it's not
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:15,
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It's everywhere, man
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:10,
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Looks like this

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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:13,
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Woah meta!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:14,
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lovin' the sig
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:14,
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It was an overheard conversation a few weeks ago
after a mother had asked her teenage daughter to pull her leggings up
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:16,
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Bromide for stunned STAT!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:18,
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Fucking hell.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:29,
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You're getting a click for your mouseover/tooltip thing.
Just saying.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:17,
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Then god help us all
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:01,
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most ironically title dept ever
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:53,
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quite
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:01,
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^ blobbing ^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:54,
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Oh God, this impotent rage is why I need to get out.
I swear it'll end up giving me an ulcer.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:56,
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It won't, ulcers are caused by a bacterium
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:01,
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+ mainly found under the foreskin of promiscuoous men
so, yep you are guaranteed several
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:03,
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YOU NEED A SNIPPING TOOL
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:04,
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I read that in the voice of Alan Partridge talking about aaaccccccessss to Diiiiixxxxoons
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:04,
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In my last but one job
the IT monkeys terminated my system access 2 weeks early, so I had to call them to get my account reinstated. "You'll need a new username and password" they said "but don't worry, as soon as you're back on line we'll email them to you". Then hung up.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:52,
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Ha, classic
Whenever our VPN is down, they email everyone to tell them. Then they email us to tell us when it's come back up. Fine if you're on a lan, but if you're working from home...
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:03,
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who's Ian?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:06,
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Just some cunt that never works
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:07,
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Dunno, but he sounds accomodating
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:07,
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That gay bloke from Torchwood
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:08,
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Yup I feel that.
I had people who thought wireless worked as soon as the box was in the house... Not that you had to plug it in.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:53,
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all electronics should work straight out of the box with no set up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:54,
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and should have the same power cords
and should be able to use each others power if they are portable
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:56,
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Don't start me off on power cables.
Fucking scamming cunts.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:01,
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i don't care how power gets in there, just get it in there, OK?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:02,
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why does every device need a different cable?
even phones and stuff from the same manufacturer need different cables.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:11,
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A lot of them run at different levels.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:13,
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of electric?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:13,
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Yeah, voltages or whatever.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:15,
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don't care
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:17,
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I now have my new smart TV running Netflix for free
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:56,
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how'd you do that?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:56,
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i mena THIEF
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:56,
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Brother-in-laws account
Woo!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:57,
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cobit rude
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:58,
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My other one is
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:02,
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I had somebody who assumed that a printer was wireless as
"I thought it had an aerial in it or something". The printer wasn't connected, turned on or even plugged into the power socket. He had a proper fucking go at me over why he wasn't able to print to this machine that he didn't even have set up on his fucking computer. God alone knows where he was actually printing to.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:58,
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i never know what printer my stuff will come out of
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:59,
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The one you print to, you oaf.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:02,
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i can't remeber the name of it and there are three on each floor : (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:04,
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PRINTER WOES
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:05,
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DEFAULT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:07,
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Work out which one it is and rename it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:06,
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Call Kroney to find out how.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:07,
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hahahaa
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:10,
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how will other people know which is which then?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:13,
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Not your problem mate
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:13,
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^ team player ^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:14,
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Like you wouldn't screw all your colleagues to get ahead
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:17,
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I'm really not like that at all
I'm lovely
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:18,
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They'd do it to you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:19,
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It'll be the one precisely 30M away...at the end of the cable.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:22,
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He's just a thick cunt.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:00,
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They all are, Stunned.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:08,
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Brilliant
A friend of mine spent ages on the phone with a woman who said her scanner wasn't working (one of those old handheld ones). Right up until the moment he found out she didn't own a computer. Just a scanner.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:04,
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that sounds like the apocryphal tale of the DVD/CD disk slot.
Some tart thought it was a coffee cup holder.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:13,
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Why doesn't Kroney's IT department do what the company we use do and log in to the machines remotely and fix the problem without the prick user having to get involved?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:12,
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I don't know why he doesn't stop moaning and quit
I mean I'm sure his Flatmatre can hold the financial fort for a month is necessary
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:13,
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HAH
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:14,
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you are stuck between idiot users and an idiot woman
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:15,
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And for some unknown reason he chooses to log on here and talk to you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:15,
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i'm the antithesis of the rest of his life
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:17,
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A couple of months and I'll be gone, I hope.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:20,
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That's what shitshitshit said
Oh
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:21,
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n
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:25,
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subtle...
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:26,
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The age old story.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:20,
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We do.
Sometimes we have to teach a user how to use something, like VPN, for example. Sometimes they're not on the network at the time of the problem. We have a lot of roaming users.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:14,
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right to roam is for pricks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:15,
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I don't understand, can you fix it or not?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:17,
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Yeah, but I'm gonna get angry and you pricks are the ones I'm going to take it out on.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:19,
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I am so beyond stressed right now.
I've got a project manager who I'm finding really hard to work with, and i've got three huge deadlines looming on me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:15,
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NEEDS MOAR AGGRESSION, GONZ.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:21,
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I don't even have time to rant.
=(((((((
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:52,
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Pissing about on here is bound to sort things out.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:25,
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It works for me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:37,
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Fuck off, you're a waste of fucking space degenerate fuck, just like your faggot father was, just like your faggot children will be.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:49,
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