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	 Oi you lot....and that means you and all
	Oi you lot....and that means you and all
 	Well it taken me about 7 Mins. To get rid of the ransomware on my PC last night, why on earth the Cheshire police would bother me I have no idea, have you ever been hacked, received silly emails that were designed to try and fleece you?
Alt: so statistically we're happier than we were last year 
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23501423 Is this true for you? 
Alt,alt: Midweek blues or counting down to the weekend what are your views on Wednesdays
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:35,
	
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latest was 12 years ago)
 
	 Yeah Im much happier, thanks.
	Yeah Im much happier, thanks.
 	Alt. Depends on the week Im having. 
This week Im wishing for the weekend as it has been shitty dullard wank bollocks.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:38,
	
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	 I'm off next week so I have been expecting this week to drag like Battered in Poland
	I'm off next week so I have been expecting this week to drag like Battered in Poland
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:41,
	
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	 It's very good of the Variety Club to take you away on their sunshine bus for a few days.
	It's very good of the Variety Club to take you away on their sunshine bus for a few days. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:55,
	
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	 \o/ Them windows aint gonna lick themselves
	\o/ Them windows aint gonna lick themselves
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:01,
	
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	 I'm off next week too!
	I'm off next week too!
 	Oh...
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:02,
	
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	 *offfives*
 	Heywaitaminute
	*offfives*
 	Heywaitaminute
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:10,
	
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	 i'm going to legoland tomorrow
	i'm going to legoland tomorrow
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:42,
	
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	 I bet PJ's bike will be there
	I bet PJ's bike will be there
 	and say hello to Emvee
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:43,
	
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	 why would his bike be there?
	why would his bike be there?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:45,
	
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	 b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1975390
	 
 	b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1975390
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:51,
	
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	 so yeah, where does this emvee lego stuff come from?
	so yeah, where does this emvee lego stuff come from?
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:46,
	
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	 he collects and takes porno photos of "geek" girls
	he collects and takes porno photos of "geek" girls
 	including crotch shots with lego/dice shoved up some grotbag's minge
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:48,
	
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	 there is tumblr site
	there is tumblr site
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:48,
	
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	 please do not link to it
	please do not link to it
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:50,
	
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	 You're welcome
 	ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/
	You're welcome
 	ileftmytoysout.tumblr.com/
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:50,
	
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	 Er NSFW
	Er NSFW
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:52,
	
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	 haha
	haha
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:53,
	
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	 i am in work, also, i am not clicking that
	i am in work, also, i am not clicking that
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:53,
	
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	 There are things you cannot un-see
	There are things you cannot un-see
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:51,
	
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	 He's got a blog of ugly women half naked playing with spiderman toys and pokemon.
	He's got a blog of ugly women half naked playing with spiderman toys and pokemon.
 	There was talk that he had pics of women with lego in their vaginas.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:49,
	
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	 i saw dice and what has been seen, cannot be unseen
	i saw dice and what has been seen, cannot be unseen
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:50,
	
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	 I bet she goes down a storm in Vegas
	I bet she goes down a storm in Vegas
 	"blow on these for luck"
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:55,
	
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	 That guy is a real treasure
	That guy is a real treasure
 	He's the gift that keeps on giving. My all time favourite was, when confronted with an Optimus Prime joke, he replied "Prime isn't even in my top 10 favourite transformers."
It's like he's 12. Brilliant.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:53,
	
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	 NO YOUN ARE
	NO YOUN ARE
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:58,
	
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	 Emvee has some tips for how you should smuggle some lego out without getting caught.
	Emvee has some tips for how you should smuggle some lego out without getting caught.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:44,
	
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	 togther him and AA could be unstoppable
	togther him and AA could be unstoppable
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:44,
	
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	 SKILL
	SKILL
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:50,
	
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	 The mods can suck my fucking cock
 	b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post2029581
	The mods can suck my fucking cock
 	b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post2029581
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:52,
	
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	 PUNK MUTHAFUCKIN ROCK
	PUNK MUTHAFUCKIN ROCK
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:54,
	
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	 I don't mind telling you, Monts, I was a bit worried that punk was dead
	I don't mind telling you, Monts, I was a bit worried that punk was dead
 	But you can rely on solid chaps like Twoobo here to keep the spirit alive
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:56,
	
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	 I don't care what people say
	I don't care what people say
 	rock n roll is here to stay
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:07,
	
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	 Let's go to the hop!
	Let's go to the hop!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:14,
	
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	 apparently that post is too tasteless for my firewall
	apparently that post is too tasteless for my firewall
 	well done
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:54,
	
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	 Really??
	Really??
 	It was "What's Legoland Windsor like? Is it better than Chessington?"
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:56,
	
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	 haha I forgot about that thread
	haha I forgot about that thread
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:09,
	
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	 I did like
	I did like
 	Have you ever worn a top hat
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:56,
	
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	 Ah, thanks
	Ah, thanks
 	Getting stepped was a bit strong, though. But then, they are idiots.
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:58,
	
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	 Yeah, in fact I got hit by one of those exact things earlier in the year
 	b3ta.com/talk/7672030
	Yeah, in fact I got hit by one of those exact things earlier in the year
 	b3ta.com/talk/7672030
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:50,
	
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	 woah, it's like you're inside my mind Twoey
	woah, it's like you're inside my mind Twoey
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:52,
	
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	 HIVE MIND
	HIVE MIND
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:54,
	
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	 alt alt... yep, bit of Nina Simone
	alt alt... yep, bit of Nina Simone
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:53,
	
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	 'Nuff Said!
	'Nuff Said!
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:55,
	
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	 word... HH
	word... HH
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:57,
	
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	 Alt: fucking right I am - way happier.
	Alt: fucking right I am - way happier.
 	Altalt: Meh, one day is much like another.
My father in now in the UK, which is nice, though.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:53,
	
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	 i bet your brother has got him once in a lifetimes tickets to something
	i bet your brother has got him once in a lifetimes tickets to something
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:55,
	
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	 Nope, a framed C19th print of our family seat, the fucking cunt.
	Nope, a framed C19th print of our family seat, the fucking cunt.
 	I've got him 'a bottle of wine'.
:o(
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:58,
	
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	 Wednesday is the start of the weekend countdown, for me.
	Wednesday is the start of the weekend countdown, for me.
 	I like weekends.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:54,
	
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	 + le
	+ le
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:55,
	
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	 You're going to have to explain that one, old chum.
	You're going to have to explain that one, old chum.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:56,
	
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	 le weekend
	le weekend
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:57,
	
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	 start of the le weekend?
	start of the le weekend?
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:58,
	
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	 i like le weeekends
	i like le weeekends
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:08,
	
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	 *waves white flag*
	*waves white flag*
 	Better?
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:12,
	
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	 Thanks Dido
	Thanks Dido
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:13,
	
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	 +l
	+l
 	... wait.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:16,
	
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	 ^ Cup half full attitude ^
	^ Cup half full attitude ^
 	Splendid
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:56,
	
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	 + of poo
	+ of poo
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:57,
	
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	 There's another version of thst cop one, Metropolitan cops.
	There's another version of thst cop one, Metropolitan cops.
 	Bit harder to shift.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 14:58,
	
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	 Damn I now have the theme track to "Hill street blues" as an earworm
	Damn I now have the theme track to "Hill street blues" as an earworm
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:00,
	
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	 I've just been on the phone to Virgin and queried why in the last two days I've managed to make £167
	I've just been on the phone to Virgin and queried why in the last two days I've managed to make £167
 	worth of calls to my work number.
When I was working from home
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:01,
	
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	 Aliens.
	Aliens.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:03,
	
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	 You'd think they had their own phone
	You'd think they had their own phone
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:03,
	
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	 especially if they want to phone home
	especially if they want to phone home
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:10,
	
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	 eh...£167 in two days?
	eh...£167 in two days?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:03,
	
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	 3 x 8 hour long calls
	3 x 8 hour long calls
 	and 1 x 12:36 hour one apparently
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:03,
	
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	 Them fucking IT monkeys keep you on the phone for ages
	Them fucking IT monkeys keep you on the phone for ages
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:05,
	
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	 i suspect the doris is involv ed
	i suspect the doris is involv ed
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:07,
	
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	 I was fucking sat next to her
	I was fucking sat next to her
 	so ringing me at work wouldnt really help
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:10,
	
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	 TuiB's wife has a twin sister?
	TuiB's wife has a twin sister?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:11,
	
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	 She has a side-cunt
	She has a side-cunt
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:11,
	
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	 gook mother fucker
	gook mother fucker
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:14,
	
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	 Hellosir?
	Hellosir?
 	
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:24,
	
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	 Indeed
	Indeed
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:27,
	
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	 You had Ransomware on your PC? You should have said, I didn't know.
	You had Ransomware on your PC? You should have said, I didn't know.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:02,
	
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	 I thought that I might have mentioned it once before
	I thought that I might have mentioned it once before
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:03,
	
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	 I heard the police were involved.
	I heard the police were involved.
 	I can't remember where from, though. Harters has been pretty cagey on the subject.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:03,
	
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	 Well Public and Dirty Laundry, you know
	Well Public and Dirty Laundry, you know
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:05,
	
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	 altalt: 9am meeting on Wednesdays so I don't care for it
	altalt: 9am meeting on Wednesdays so I don't care for it
 	even worse, drag my still-sleeping carcass into the office for 8:55 today and discover it's cancelled. Fucknuts.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:03,
	
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	 That happened to me the other month, I wanted a long weekend
	That happened to me the other month, I wanted a long weekend
 	but some cunt arranged a meeting on a Fri. afternoon they cancelled it about mid-day on the day
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:07,
	
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	 I'm a lot happier now than I was this morning.
	I'm a lot happier now than I was this morning.
 	It appears that I will be getting paid JSA after all.
It would also seem that the pisshead woman across the street has been given a mobility scooter so I can't see that one ending at all well. Although it could be amusing to watch.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:05,
	
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	 Some teenagers were mucking about in Uxbridge high street just now.
	Some teenagers were mucking about in Uxbridge high street just now.
 	Some fifty year old decided to give them a talking to and was apparently rather surprised to be given a slap for his troubles.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:09,
	
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	 what was Monty doing in Uxbridge?
	what was Monty doing in Uxbridge?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:10,
	
Reply)
 
	 Selling double glazing, I think.
	Selling double glazing, I think.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:12,
	
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	 haha
	haha
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:13,
	
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	 oh lkol
	oh lkol
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:14,
	
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	 how much is JSA anyway
	how much is JSA anyway
 	I mean can one live on it?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:09,
	
Reply)
 
	 about £60 a week.
	about £60 a week.
 	And yeah, just about.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:11,
	
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	 £71.70 apparently.
	£71.70 apparently.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:15,
	
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	 Crack open the champers!
	Crack open the champers!
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:15,
	
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	 only if it comes free with a pizza
	only if it comes free with a pizza
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:16,
	
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	 I'm being taken out for dinner tonight by a senior ranking nun.
	I'm being taken out for dinner tonight by a senior ranking nun.
 	Wine may be involved.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:17,
	
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	 + blue
	+ blue
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:18,
	
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	 Dont eat the cucumber
	Dont eat the cucumber
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:18,
	
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	 hahaha
	hahaha
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:43,
	
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	 Fucking hell Chompy spends more than that a week..
	Fucking hell Chompy spends more than that a week..
 	on sausage rolls
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:16,
	
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	 I hate sausage rolls.
	I hate sausage rolls.
 	
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:29,
	
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 	ausage rolls wipe
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:46,
	
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 	h
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:46,
	
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	 that's hardly gonna pay the mortagage is it
	that's hardly gonna pay the mortagage is it
 	do you get more if you live in London where everything is more expensive and less if you live somewhere cheap like the north or Wales?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:15,
	
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	 I don't think you do; it's a standard amount as far as I'm aware.
	I don't think you do; it's a standard amount as far as I'm aware.
 	Fortunately I don't have a mortgage. But I do have a loan on the place, which fortunately is unsecured.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:16,
	
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	 Mortgage is paid by housing benefit, you don't have to pay council tax either.
	Mortgage is paid by housing benefit, you don't have to pay council tax either.
 	JSA is for bills and spending money. After gas/electric/water/phone/internet you've probably got £20ish a week for luxuries like food.
Also, nope flat rate across the country.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:17,
	
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	 sky tv does use a lot of electricity
	sky tv does use a lot of electricity
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:18,
	
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	 Hold up, you can buy a house on benifits?
	Hold up, you can buy a house on benifits?
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:18,
	
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	 If you have a mortgage you will get your interest paid
	If you have a mortgage you will get your interest paid
 	but only after you've been claiming for 40 weeks, by which point your house will probably have been repossessed anyway.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:19,
	
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	 No, but if you lose your job you don't get thrown out on the street straight away.
	No, but if you lose your job you don't get thrown out on the street straight away.
 	
	(
PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:24,
	
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	 One can live on roadkill and drinking rainwater, but it is hardly an ideal way to live.
	One can live on roadkill and drinking rainwater, but it is hardly an ideal way to live.
 	
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:11,
	
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	 ^ This.
	^ This.
 	
	(
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:15,
	
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	 Fucks sake DG
	Fucks sake DG 
 	It was good enough for Moaty...
	(
Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:36,
	
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	 Unfortunately I don't possess a bright orange t-shirt.
	Unfortunately I don't possess a bright orange t-shirt.
 	
	(
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:59,
	
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	 Excellent milf hunting in the park this afternoon.
	Excellent milf hunting in the park this afternoon. 
 	
	(
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:18,
	
Reply)
 
	 haha
	haha
 	It's bloody grim here today, been raining all day
	(
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:19,
	
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	 this line of posting is starting to sound a little creepy
	this line of posting is starting to sound a little creepy
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:21,
	
Reply)
 
	 Good.
	Good. 
 	
	(
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:23,
	
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	 Two more weeks and he'll be tweeting creepshots
	Two more weeks and he'll be tweeting creepshots
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:23,
	
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	 rather than just keeping them to himself as he does now
	rather than just keeping them to himself as he does now
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:26,
	
Reply)
 
	 So far luckily all I've had is the Indians ringing from "Windows"
	So far luckily all I've had is the Indians ringing from "Windows"
 	trying to tell me I have problems on my PC and they can sort them for me.
The last one I had a bit of time so kept them going for a bit, then said my laptop ran Linux so there was no start button. At which point the woman said Linux ran under Windows and I laughed at her, which she got rather angry at and hung up on me. No manners some people.
	(
localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:20,
	
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	 I was also trolling one of them types
	I was also trolling one of them types
 	he got very angry and said "bastard fuck you" before hanging up
	(
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:24,
	
Reply)
 
	 Is a bastard fuck when you only empty one bollock?
	Is a bastard fuck when you only empty one bollock?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:24,
	
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	 I was going to ask but he hung up :(
	I was going to ask but he hung up :(
 	
	(
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:25,
	
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	 Ring him back and give him some abuse.
	Ring him back and give him some abuse.  
 	Unacceptable behaviour blah, blah.  Tell your manager, ring the police, threatening behaviour, assault etc etc.
	(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:30,
	
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	 Some call center in Bombay
	Some call center in Bombay
 	They always start with "is that the man of the house"
	(
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:33,
	
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	 Racists
	Racists
 	
	(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:39,
	
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	 Fuck's sake, people are stupid.
	Fuck's sake, people are stupid.
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:38,
	
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	 You are aware that you are support staff, yeah?
	You are aware that you are support staff, yeah?  
 	Get fucking supporting and stop moaning.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:40,
	
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	 It's not their lack of technical ability, that's expected and understandable.
	It's not their lack of technical ability, that's expected and understandable.
 	It's their complete inability to do what they're fucking told without my having to repeat myself three times. I find it offensive how stupid they are.
If you've got a screen in from of you with "3G" written on it and a fucking great big Connect button and I tell you to "connect to 3G", I do not expect you to say "so press the connect button, yes?"
That is retarded and incredibly annoying. I am support staff, yes. I am not a fucking babysitter.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:48,
	
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	 +h
	+h
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:49,
	
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	 Hahahahahaha.
	Hahahahahaha.  
 	I love you, man.
	(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:50,
	
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	 I don't see why they insist on hammering this point home with their stupid questions.
	I don't see why they insist on hammering this point home with their stupid questions.
 	
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:41,
	
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	 Do you like old beemers, as here is one for sale
 	jalopnik.com/this-is-the-worlds-worst-custom-bmw-e30-972150572
	Do you like old beemers, as here is one for sale
 	jalopnik.com/this-is-the-worlds-worst-custom-bmw-e30-972150572
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:43,
	
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	 War is stupid and people are stupid.
	War is stupid and people are stupid.
 	
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:45,
	
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	 Worth the wait
	Worth the wait
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:47,
	
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	 Hahaha
	Hahaha
 	Have a click
	(
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:02,
	
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	 haha
	haha
 	
	(
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:21,
	
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	 I used to work in IT, so I understand how frustrating it can be
	I used to work in IT, so I understand how frustrating it can be
 	This is why I try my best to ask the right questions, be patient, etc...what doesn't help is that the IT department where I work is a fucking joke. They know less than nothing. It's so frustrating, because I want to give them a break and not just lose my rag like other people do, but they're SO FUCKING STUPID.
	(
 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:45,
	
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	 why do you think they ended up in IT?
	why do you think they ended up in IT?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:47,
	
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	 Too clever for Sales and Marketing, that's why
	Too clever for Sales and Marketing, that's why
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:50,
	
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	 Yeah.  Too clever.
	Yeah.  Too clever.  
 	No, the other one, aspergers.
	(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:51,
	
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	 Ass burgers, more like
	Ass burgers, more like
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:52,
	
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	 deffo
	deffo
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:52,
	
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	 This is something I'm really concerned about. I intend to leave IT.
	This is something I'm really concerned about. I intend to leave IT.
 	If I am better than my support staff and I have no permissions to do anything, I'm going to lose my rag big time.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:49,
	
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	 ^ upset ^
	^ upset ^
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:52,
	
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	 Yep
	Yep
 	I don't even bother asking them stuff anymore. If I have a problem I don't already know how to fix, I google it. If our executives realised this, they'd probably fire the entire helpdesk.
	(
 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:52,
	
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	 BUT WHAT IF GOOGLE IS DOWN?!
	BUT WHAT IF GOOGLE IS DOWN?!
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:53,
	
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	 Hahahahaha.
	Hahahahaha.  
 	Are you able to make it pay tax?
	(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:54,
	
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	 Then the IT team'll be stuffed too
	Then the IT team'll be stuffed too
 	
	(
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:56,
	
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	 ^ THIS ^
	^ THIS ^
 	I fear the day this happens
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:57,
	
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	 Smoke and mirrors innit
	Smoke and mirrors innit
 	I introduce people to 'Snipping Tool' and they think I'm fucking Gandalf*
*
Not in an Ian McKellan way
	(
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:00,
	
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 	I FUCKING LOVE THE SNIPPING TOOL!
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:01,
	
Reply)
 
	 what is snipping tool?
	what is snipping tool?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:02,
	
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	 Ask Gonz
	Ask Gonz
 	
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:02,
	
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	 Vasectomy kit innit?
	Vasectomy kit innit?
 	
	(
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:02,
	
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	 MARRsectomy
	MARRsectomy
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:03,
	
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	 you can screen capture small areas and copy them into documents
	you can screen capture small areas and copy them into documents
 	more useful than it sounds
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:04,
	
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	 Innit
	Innit
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:06,
	
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	 *resists urge to do the same with this post*
	*resists urge to do the same with this post*
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:08,
	
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	 is it software?
	is it software?  
 	is it in word and excel?
	(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:09,
	
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	 It is in Start - Programs - Accessories
	It is in Start - Programs - Accessories
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:10,
	
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	 not on my shit heap of a computer it's not
	not on my shit heap of a computer it's not
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:15,
	
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	 It's everywhere, man
	It's everywhere, man
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:10,
	
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	 Looks like this
	Looks like this
 	
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:13,
	
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	 Woah meta!
	Woah meta!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:14,
	
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	 lovin' the sig
	lovin' the sig
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:14,
	
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	 It was an overheard conversation a few weeks ago
	It was an overheard conversation a few weeks ago
 	after a mother had asked her teenage daughter to pull her leggings up
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:16,
	
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	 Bromide for stunned STAT!
	Bromide for stunned STAT!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:18,
	
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	 Fucking hell.
	Fucking hell.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:29,
	
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	 You're getting a click for your mouseover/tooltip thing.
	You're getting a click for your mouseover/tooltip thing.
 	Just saying.
	(
Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:17,
	
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	 Then god help us all
	Then god help us all
 	
	(
 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:01,
	
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	 most ironically title dept ever
	most ironically title dept ever
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:53,
	
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	 quite
	quite
 	
	(
 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:01,
	
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	 ^ blobbing ^
	^ blobbing ^
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:54,
	
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	 Oh God, this impotent rage is why I need to get out.
	Oh God, this impotent rage is why I need to get out.
 	I swear it'll end up giving me an ulcer.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:56,
	
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	 It won't, ulcers are caused by a bacterium
	It won't, ulcers are caused by a bacterium
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:01,
	
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	 + mainly found under the foreskin of promiscuoous men
	+ mainly found under the foreskin of promiscuoous men
 	so, yep you are guaranteed several
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:03,
	
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	 YOU NEED A SNIPPING TOOL
	YOU NEED A SNIPPING TOOL
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:04,
	
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	 I read that in the voice of Alan Partridge talking about aaaccccccessss to Diiiiixxxxoons
	I read that in the voice of Alan Partridge talking about aaaccccccessss to Diiiiixxxxoons
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:04,
	
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	 In my last but one job
	In my last but one job
 	the IT monkeys terminated my system access 2 weeks early, so I had to call them to get my account reinstated. "You'll need a new username and password" they said "but don't worry, as soon as you're back on line we'll email them to you". Then hung up.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:52,
	
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	 Ha, classic
	Ha, classic
 	Whenever our VPN is down, they email everyone to tell them. Then they email us to tell us when it's come back up. Fine if you're on a lan, but if you're working from home...
	(
 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:03,
	
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	 who's Ian?
	who's Ian?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:06,
	
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	 Just some cunt that never works
	Just some cunt that never works
 	
	(
 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:07,
	
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	 Dunno, but he sounds accomodating
	Dunno, but he sounds accomodating
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:07,
	
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	 That gay bloke from Torchwood
	That gay bloke from Torchwood
 	
	(
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:08,
	
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	 Yup I feel that.
	Yup I feel that.
 	I had people who thought wireless worked as soon as the box was in the house... Not that you had to plug it in.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:53,
	
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	 all electronics should work straight out of the box with no set up
	all electronics should work straight out of the box with no set up
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:54,
	
Reply)
 
	 and should have the same power cords
	and should have the same power cords
 	and should be able to use each others power if they are portable
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:56,
	
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	 Don't start me off on power cables.
	Don't start me off on power cables.  
 	Fucking scamming cunts.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:01,
	
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	 i don't care how power gets in there, just get it in there, OK?
	i don't care how power gets in there, just get it in there, OK?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:02,
	
Reply)
 
	 why does every device need a different cable?
	why does every device need a different cable?  
 	even phones and stuff from the same manufacturer need different cables.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:11,
	
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	 A lot of them run at different levels.
	A lot of them run at different levels.
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:13,
	
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	 of electric?
	of electric?  
 	
	(
Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:13,
	
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	 Yeah, voltages or whatever.
	Yeah, voltages or whatever.
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:15,
	
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	 don't care
	don't care
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:17,
	
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	 I now have my new smart TV running Netflix for free
	I now have my new smart TV running Netflix for free
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:56,
	
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	 how'd you do that?
	how'd you do that?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:56,
	
Reply)
 
	 i mena THIEF
	i mena THIEF
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:56,
	
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	 Brother-in-laws account
	Brother-in-laws account
 	Woo!
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:57,
	
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 	cobit rude
	(
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:58,
	
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	 My other one is
	My other one is
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:02,
	
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	 I had somebody who assumed that a printer was wireless as
	I had somebody who assumed that a printer was wireless as 
 	"I thought it had an aerial in it or something". The printer wasn't connected, turned on or even plugged into the power socket. He had a proper fucking go at me over why he wasn't able to print to this machine that he didn't even have set up on his fucking computer. God alone knows where he was actually printing to.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:58,
	
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	 i never know what printer my stuff will come out of
	i never know what printer my stuff will come out of
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 15:59,
	
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	 The one you print to, you oaf.
	The one you print to, you oaf.
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:02,
	
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	 i can't remeber the name of it and there are three on each floor : (
	i can't remeber the name of it and there are three on each floor : (
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:04,
	
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	 PRINTER WOES
	PRINTER WOES
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:05,
	
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	 DEFAULT
	DEFAULT
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:07,
	
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	 Work out which one it is and rename it.
	Work out which one it is and rename it.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:06,
	
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	 Call Kroney to find out how.
	Call Kroney to find out how.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:07,
	
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	 hahahaa
	hahahaa
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:10,
	
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	 how will other people know which is which then?
	how will other people know which is which then?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:13,
	
Reply)
 
	 Not your problem mate
	Not your problem mate
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:13,
	
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	 ^ team player ^
	^ team player ^
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:14,
	
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	 Like you wouldn't screw all your colleagues to get ahead
	Like you wouldn't screw all your colleagues to get ahead
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:17,
	
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	 I'm really not like that at all
	I'm really not like that at all
 	I'm lovely
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:18,
	
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	 They'd do it to you
	They'd do it to you
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:19,
	
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	 It'll be the one precisely 30M away...at the end of the cable.
	It'll be the one precisely 30M away...at the end of the cable.
 	
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:22,
	
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	 He's just a thick cunt.
	He's just a thick cunt.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:00,
	
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	 They all are, Stunned.
	They all are, Stunned.
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:08,
	
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	 Brilliant
	Brilliant
 	A friend of mine spent ages on the phone with a woman who said her scanner wasn't working (one of those old handheld ones). Right up until the moment he found out she didn't own a computer. Just a scanner.
	(
 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:04,
	
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	 that sounds like the apocryphal tale of the DVD/CD disk slot.
	that sounds like the apocryphal tale of the DVD/CD disk slot.  
 	Some tart thought it was a coffee cup holder.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:13,
	
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	 Why doesn't Kroney's IT department do what the company we use do and log in to the machines remotely and fix the problem without the prick user having to get involved?
	Why doesn't Kroney's IT department do what the company we use do and log in to the machines remotely and fix the problem without the prick user having to get involved?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:12,
	
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	 I don't know why he doesn't stop moaning and quit
	I don't know why he doesn't stop moaning and quit
 	I mean I'm sure his Flatmatre can hold the financial fort for a month is necessary
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:13,
	
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	 HAH
	HAH
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:14,
	
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	 you are stuck between idiot users and an idiot woman
	you are stuck between idiot users and an idiot woman
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:15,
	
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	 And for some unknown reason he chooses to log on here and talk to you
	And for some unknown reason he chooses to log on here and talk to you
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:15,
	
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	 i'm the antithesis of the rest of his life
	i'm the antithesis of the rest of his life
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:17,
	
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	 A couple of months and I'll be gone, I hope.
	A couple of months and I'll be gone, I hope.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:20,
	
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	 That's what shitshitshit said
	That's what shitshitshit said
 	Oh
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:21,
	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:25,
	
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	 subtle...
	subtle...
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:26,
	
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	 The age old story.
	The age old story.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:20,
	
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	 We do.
	We do.
 	Sometimes we have to teach a user how to use something, like VPN, for example. Sometimes they're not on the network at the time of the problem. We have a lot of roaming users.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:14,
	
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	 right to roam is for pricks
	right to roam is for pricks
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:15,
	
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	 I don't understand, can you fix it or not?
	I don't understand, can you fix it or not?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:17,
	
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	 Yeah, but I'm gonna get angry and you pricks are the ones I'm going to take it out on.
	Yeah, but I'm gonna get angry and you pricks are the ones I'm going to take it out on.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:19,
	
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	 I am so beyond stressed right now.
	I am so beyond stressed right now.
 	I've got a project manager who I'm finding really hard to work with, and i've got three huge deadlines looming on me.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:15,
	
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	 NEEDS MOAR AGGRESSION, GONZ.
	NEEDS MOAR AGGRESSION, GONZ.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:21,
	
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	 I don't even have time to rant.
	I don't even have time to rant.
 	=(((((((
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:52,
	
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	 Pissing about on here is bound to sort things out.
	Pissing about on here is bound to sort things out.
 	
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:25,
	
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	 It works for me
	It works for me
 	
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 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him
 hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 16:37,
	
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	 Fuck off, you're a waste of fucking space degenerate fuck, just like your faggot father was, just like your faggot children will be.
	Fuck off, you're a waste of fucking space degenerate fuck, just like your faggot father was, just like your faggot children will be.
 	
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