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What's the worst type of ethnicity?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:46,
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this^Fucking slav gyppo cunts
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:53,
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The 125I fucking hate them
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:55,
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Racist mysogynist ones(I'm still smarting a bit from previous threads)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:56,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:57,
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On the internet.I am a lil bit. Don't want to come across like a thick racist.
Suppose I can;t compete against a prescription drug mentality though.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:06,
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My missus is part Sioux and part Spanish and shes pretty hot so I'll go for that
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Peej, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:57,
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Oh please tell us more about your HOT MISSUS.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:58,
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She's bossy, violent and annoyingand she's still less of a prick than you
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Peej, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:58,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2036651
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:59,
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Almost everyone is less of a prick than me old boy.But at least I don't cling to the fact That I have an allegedly hot partner as if is gives my life some meaning.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:59,
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This is eerily familiar(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:01,
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I've seen pictures of his missus. She IS hot. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:06,
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and I've seen pictures of yours (ex)and you have no taste in women.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:09,
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Knowing one of the ones you've fucked you're not exactly in a position to be judgemental. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:10,
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A fair point and my appologies.See also below.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:27,
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so whatdoes that mean she makes him happy? or makes him laugh? or makes him pleased to be spending time with her, or coming home to her at night? does it make him trust her? does it mean she is clever? does it make her honest, kind or generous?
maybe she does, maybe she doesn't. but these things are important. looks are irrelevant.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:18,
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au contrairesurely a magic mirror would do the opposite. what would be the point of a magic mirror that didn't perform magic?
you are not remotely qualified to read stories to your kid.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:28,
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....until you end up fucking a biffer and your mates find out(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:23,
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Anyone who think looks are irrelevant is daftDespite me mentioning the book throwing etc online the answers are Yes she does make me happy, and laugh and I enjoy spending time with her and my children and I love them all dearly. She is clever and I trust her, she is honest kind and for the most part generous.
However if she was pig ugly I probably would never have noticed her in the first place. Sexual attraction isn't everything but it certainly isn't irrelevant.
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Peej, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:24,
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there is a difference between pig ugly and looks being irrelevantpig ugly is an extreme. if someone is within normal parameters, it should be all about what they are like as a person.
in fact, the better looking someone is, the worse a person they are, usually. if you want shallow and arrogant, go for looks.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:27,
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Aren't you the one who's always banging on about AMAZINGLY HOT GUYS all the time?(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:29, Reply)
in an ironic way, maybeof my most serious relationships, 2 have been hot, 3 average at best, and 1 downright fugly. it's all about humour and intelligence for me. if they don't make me laugh, it doesn't matter what they look like!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:31,
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he was fucking hotbut did it make him happy? he spent the entire time whining about how fat he was (he had a 28 inch waist) and how he couldn't work out properly because he had injuries. being obsessed with what can only ever be a diminishing return, whether in yourself or other people, will never make you happy.
that's not to say you shouldn't do your best to look nice and be fit, of course, but it should be a goal not a raison d'etre.
here endeth the first lesson of the book of swipe.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:36,
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Are you not the one who's always on some crazy fad diet, starting new exercise regimes etc?You sound well suited.
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yer, and who do you think set me off on that track?!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:49,
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He was a four-foot bud-bud with a hand condition and appalling taste in titfers.Not 'fucking hot'.
He's from a 'fucking hot' country, that's the the only way I can use that phrase in connection with him.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:53,
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Define normal parameters.You said looks are irrelevant. You're either lying or naive.
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Peej, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:41,
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4'6 or 300lbs and it would be fair enoughbut if someone is normal looking, ie healthy and pleasant, then you shouldn't say, "oooh, i couldn't be with him/her because they're not hot enough for me." similarly if someone is a total cunt but they are gorgeous, that doesn't mean that it's a good idea to overlook their personality defects. fine if there are other good reasons, of course. but not just on looks. that's gross.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:48,
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Gosh, we actually agreethat'll be about the second time ever.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:28,
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it depends how old you aremost people grow out of "must be hot" by about 25.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:32,
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Yeah, good point.That said I do think physical attraction matters, but as you said, 'pretty' people are so often lacking in anything else. I'll take average looking but good in bed and good conversation any day.
ahem, sorry this is dangerously like a civil conversation, erm...
ALL LAWYERS ARE OVERPAID SCUM AND YOUR FAT AND GINGER!!!!111!
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:41,
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the thing is, your perception of physical attraction varies once you get to know the personso for online dating or a pub hook-up, it's key, and for a lot of people it won't move beyond the first impression for something so transient. but if it's someone you know through work, or as a friend, or through friends at a party, or your sister in some people's cases, your perception does change. i have so many friends who are blissfully happily married to someone who is the exact opposite of what they think is hot - yet now they'd tell you that person is the hottest person on the planet, and they mean it.
we all know you love a bit of curvaceous ginge.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:44,
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This is very true, meaning I agree whole heartedlyAad I suppose this means I should stop picking on PJ as he's clearly in love with his wife, a deplorable state of affairs, but forgiveable none the less.
not so much of the ginge....
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:46,
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he thinks she's hot, great, good for himbut if he were saying, she's dreadful and she cheated on me, but i forgive her because she's just sooooo hot, THEN he'd be a dick.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:49,
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Fucking hell! I'd only just got 'Spellbound' out of my head after last time(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:52,
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I'm not sure about the worst, I think it really depends on what Criteria you use.But my least favourite would have to be the Americans.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:57,
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Well, apparently English is an ethnic group (I looked it up before answering last time)So I'd assumed American would be too.. of course I could be wrong, I divorced my HOT WIFE 5 years back so I am but a pale shadow of your good self.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:01,
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you're still both wrong and painfully needy, sorry to break it to you.but point for not getting shouty about it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:11,
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believe it or notevery time I am nasty to someone is not due to my misplacing my lithium.
Some times I just get bored of pretending that unpleasant dullards are are not, in fact, unpleasant dullards. Usually I let it slide, but some days I decide to try being truthful and see how that goes.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:15,
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Yes I am unpleasant. So far you have called me needy, a dullard, and claimed my life has no meaning. You have also called Battereds Ex ugly. My crime being that I find my wife attractive.
I however have only called you a prick and thats because you are being one.
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Peej, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:18,
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struggling to find fault with this post(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:21,
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Your crime is bangijng the fuck on about it.Ask any one.
Also I accused you of clinging to the fact that you had an allegedly hot partner as if is gives my life some meaning.
Which is basically the same thing.
'Unpleasant dullards' was a reference to Jay and Hartley, not you.
But, yes, maybe I shouldn't have insulted Battred's ex, that was uncalled for (sorry Batts).
My main point was that beauty is in the eye of the beholder (I wouldn't touch yours with a barge pole, but that maybe because I know what she's like) and that banging on about your HOT MISUSS every other post does not make you likeable. it make you look like you need some kind of validation.
It would be healthy to feel proud of yourself for who you are, not just because you have convinced some 'hot' but also 'bossy, violent and annoying' woman to marry you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:26,
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You should have insulted Battered for being such a cunt to his ex instead.(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:28, Reply)
There are some on here, having recently met my ex together with me, could confirm that things are pretty civil about 90% of the time(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:31,
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They clearly aren't all that civil are they, or she wouldn't have thrown you out(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I heard both him and the dustman were balls deep in her before the front gate had shut(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:49, Reply)
That's more than most marriages(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:33,
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I have no idea that he has beenI know fuck all except that they split and he's not happy about it. being as I don't know her and I rather like him, I'm inclined to take his side.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:33,
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Good, I am gladI hope all continues to go well.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:47,
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You're actually alright, Wilf, you really arebut sometimes you don't half hide it well.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:29,
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Cheers, I think.Maybe I should employ you to tell me when I'm getting out of line.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:34,
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I refer you to Mr. M. BoyceMy new Relationship Manager.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:37,
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You don't know what she is like, you have never met herAll you know is the exaggerated inaccurate version I give on here mostly for effect. How about ignoring me if you find my posts not to your tastes? Or just not saying anything? Roll your eyes at my post and go on with you awesome healthy life and leave me to mine.
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Peej, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:32,
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I don't, only what you have said, this is why I quoted you.If you didn't want me to judge her based on what you've said about her maybe you should have said it.Yeah, that's totally how we do things here, no one ever gets mocked for revealing stuff about their personal lives.
*gobbles lithium and rides off on steam powered penny farthing*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:37,
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So how do you square that with"When, however, I know there is a grain of truth to it, even if it's exaggerated and blown out of all proportion, it rankles and I have a hard time letting it go." - see below.
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If I understand you correctlyI'd say it's illustrated by that fact that I'm not overly happy about the Lithium gags because I have some genuine history in this regard (although I think I have the sense not to get obviously would up about it) but the steam-punk gags are more of less water off a duck's back.
unless I got the wrong end of the stick..
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:50,
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Closebut my real point is that you were criticising PJ for revealing anything about himself which could attract piss-taking, when you've done much the same and then taken the hump about it.
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Ahh, gotcha.In my defence I'd say I'm criticising him for getting the hump when I quoted his own words back at him. Although before that I was criticising him for banging on about his HOT WIFE.
as for my getting the hump about stuff I've revealed, have I? you could well be right, my memory is shit, but AFAICR most of my life I don't reveal on here (as I know the shit would get ripped, this being what happens here).
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:01,
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Well just down the page a bit, you said that some of the piss-taking rankles you.(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Yes, it does, some of it anywaysusually the better aimed stuff and like fuck will I point out what that is. Although I will say that is annoys me that because I may have been a bit *swiverly finger motion* in the past people people tend to write me off as a nutter whenever I have a go at someone. but, hey, whatcha gonna do
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:09,
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But the thing is that you are usual a fairly quiet poster (yes, I can see the irony)and when you suddenly act out of character - like today - then people will take what little they know about you and (perhaps unjustly) leap to the conclusion that you're having a funny turn.
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Yes, it's a point.I forget that some people are relative newbies. I used to talk a lot more but most of the people I liked talking to left. these days I only tend to come here when I'm bored, which probably adds to that impression.
ETA: I think I did always rant though. it's just that now most of the pleasant conversations that used to happen in between don't happen as I'm either not here or not talking.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:24,
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So, you have a history of erratic behaviour due to mental illnessand you get annoyed when people mock you for being an erratic mentally ill person, so you come on b3ta and act like an erratic mentally ill person by attacking people at random for no apparent reason and then try and take the moral highground?
Am I ready this right?
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closeSo, you have a history of erratic behaviour due to mental illness
and you get annoyed when people mock you for being an erratic mentally ill person,
would be closer IMHO
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:04,
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I think it's pretty clear that your opinion is quite markedly flawed here.(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:07, Reply)
maybe so but it's the only one I've gotand just as no one takes me seriously due to my mental history, I'm not going to take you seriously due to your history of saying any old thing, just to wind people up.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:10,
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I'm not sure where your misplaced sense of 'holier than thou' attitude springs frombut it is completely misguided.
Do you think your attacking rants on other people's intelligence/unpleasantness/dullard-ness (I love this one) comes across as any less dull?
It doesn't.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:21,
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I have often found, in the pastthat when someone insults me and there is no basis for it what so ever, I find it easy to shrug off.
When, however, I know there is a grain of truth to it, even if it's exaggerated and blown out of all proportion, it rankles and I have a hard time letting it go.
Just a thought.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:32,
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^^^^^I TAKE THE INTERNET VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY SERIOUSLY
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You are rather frustrating.but I think this is your intent, so I will bid you good day.
You seem oblivious to the fact that you have declared war on a number of members of this board. Harters and I (see, I do learn) are pretty non aggressive. Not sure if this has been your target for the day.
Anyway, it's the internet, I got bothered when I shouldn't have, so well done you.
I think of myself as a decent citizen with good morals and a friendly manner. THIS is why I am defensive.
That's my last word on the subject. Im sure people have seen the real you today and that is what matters.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:40,
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I'm bored and more pernickerty than usual but I'm not in any way trolling I found both of your reactions to that news story to be ignorant and irritatingI usually keep my mouth shut about such things but some days I loose all patience and speak my mind. don't kid your self you were a random target or that I'm just 'off my lithium today', I prefer an intelligent Nazi who has at least thought about why he hold the opinions he does to any number of thick Daily Mail readers.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:57,
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dullardsjust booked to see "the conjuring" tomorrow afternoon. woo. i like a good horror movie, me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:00,
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Have you seen Sinister?It's well good.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:01,
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Was it really?THere are quite a few films like that that jsut look a bit formulaic to me.
I do love a good horror film, but I'm not a fan of those paranormal activity ones.
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it was great fun at the cinema, yesi'm not saying it was the best movie ever or particularly novel/clever - but it gave me and my friend a really spooky, fun evening.
i agree, i think the paranormal ones are great and truly terrifying - but ONLY until you see the demon/ghost/whatever. then they usually degenerate into farce. have you seen "the strangers"? that's more of a slasher one, but it's really really creepy. i got a tension headache with fright watching that one.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:25,
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Yes, trouble with the who "random people turn up and stabby time ensues" films is that once you've seen one, you've seen them all. And I watched Eden Lake and then didn't want to see any of the others.
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The Strangers was excellentThe whole cinema was tensed up. You could feel it. The first three bangs on the door shit everyone up!
Love the Paranormal films. The 4th one lacked a bit and relied on silly jumps. Hopefully the story will progress/conclude with the 5th
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:45,
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Sinister is better than Insidious.I too love a good horror. I think Insidious got a bit silly towards the end but that Tiny Tim scene or whatever it called itself was well creepy.
Sinister is a lot more tense. Give it a go!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:44,
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YES!!!that was the bit that shat the crap out of me. it was horrible.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:01,
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the twist is that they are dead and the ghosts are actually the living people *they* are haunting(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:02,
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www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2382494/Aevin-Dugas-Woman-world-s-biggest-natural-afro.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:00,
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Doesn't look 4 and a half foot to meHow many Battereds is that?
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Peej, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:04,
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she might have an enormous headwhich would be a clear advantage in the field of competitive afro growing.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:25,
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Yeh like when I give my penis measurement in cm but suggest I mean inches (
Peej, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:27,
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I like to gaz people pictures of my penis but with battered in the background to give a misguided sense of scale.
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Spastics, with their flailing limbs and dribbling chins. It's no way to behave in modern society.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:04,
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Well he's alright, it's just the rest of 'em mate.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:06,
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where is everyone's favourite baked spastic today?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:15,
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He's probably accidentally locked himself in his bedroom wardrobetied up in 30m of Ethernet cable.
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Swipers, I have an image of your pubes resembling a burst co-ax cable. Amirite?(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Like the front row of Annie(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:31,
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Yeah, but the pitch is good, and we're technically a better batting side. Have to see how the weather holds out for the weekend.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:24,
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Nonsense. Geoffrey Boycott assures me that his granny, equipped with nothing more than a sturdy stick of rhubarb could bat on this pitch.(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)
I love a bit of Boycott.I love how the BBC are quie happy to hire a wife beater, but get all upset if one of their TV presenters does some drugs in his spare time.
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Cricket-wise Boycs is a class act though. He's from a totally different era, poor sod.(, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:01, Reply)
I SAID TECHNICALLY! DONT YOU FUCKING READ? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:37,
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How the actual fuck did you get away with calling them that?Is Mrs Phillie a nerd too?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:25,
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Nope.Quite the opposite, she is such a non nerd that when I suggested the names she had never even heard of the film Akira and hadn't really seen Star Wars in recent years to put two and two together. She realises now but its too late.
Oh sorry what I meant to say was, she's never seen He-man or Transformers obviously.
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Peej, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:28,
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You know, I've decided I don't really like most other ethnicities. I don't hate them or anything, and they can live where they want and talk their own language and all that, I don't mind at all, but I'd rather just not have anything to do with them socially or professionaly,and it's not a colour thing, plenty of people with different skin tones are nice and English in attitude and so on, So I guess it's a culture thing. Still, no big deal, I'll just stay out of their way.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:23,
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I don't hate them or anything, and they can live where they want and talk their own language and all that, I don't mind at all, but I'd rather just not have anything to do with them socially or professionaly,and it's not a colour thing, plenty of people with different skin tones are nice and English in attitude and so on, So I guess it's a culture thing. Still, no big deal, I'll just stay out of their way.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:26,
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Alright sporto. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:29,
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I am clock watching. I want 5pm to happen
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:38,
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There will be a sportscow shaped cloud in my seat at 4:45(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:38,
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If you wanna set fire to yourself that's fine but what's your Leon done to deserve it?(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 16:02,
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Alright LiC killed any cats today? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:28,
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The 10, 000 meters. Hang on, I thought you said race.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:29,
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Hanson are your favourite group. EVA.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:32,
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The blonde girl singer gives me the fackin' orn/1995
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:33,
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^ trufax ^Actually, I rather like Newcastle as a city despite not actually being from here or living here.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:37,
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As a southerner living in the frozen wastelands of the North (ish)I like London as an idea, but whenever I am down there lets be honest the place is a fucking stinking shit hole
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All have their good points and bad points I'm sure(
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