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Hi guys!! Anyone else's social media outlets filled with "first day of school" pics today? Makes me sick. What makes you sick?
How is Tuesday panning out for you? Half past suicide here and only one coffee down.
Alt. Last thing you bought. Mine was some new hi-tops.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:56,
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BleachThe last thing I bought was a sandwich
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:57,
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You should try the diluted stuff with gin. Lovely.Or Milton.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 11:59,
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It makes me nearly as turned on as GCSE girly results day. As I like to call it. 7.30 start and things are getting worse. 14.30 client meeting followed by beers with Aussie lawyers.
Alt: A cheese and onion roll.
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It's more nauseating than pet pics.Congratulations on your worn out baby cannon spawn going to school.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:03,
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Just post the word 'would' under each pic.I guarantee you won't see any more.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:00,
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any more daylight through the prison walls, you mean?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:01,
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Pretty sure it's not an arrestable offence, but you're the lawyer...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:02,
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Raw butter makes me sick. that and other people's happiness.Alt: A pair of Caterpillar boots. And some tangfastics.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:00,
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I can eat it melted or cooked in things, but not in i's 'solid' state.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:03,
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Who eat's a pack of butter?Even spread on toast/sandwichs/YM?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:04,
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www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/paulas-fried-butter-balls-recipe/index.html
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:36,
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Deep-fried butter?Jesus.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:39,
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most of my friends' kids are still under 4, so that joy is a few years away yettuesday is hard work, dj gj. i've got a headache that will not quit.
last thing i bought this morning was 30 packets of tasty dry-roasted chickpeas from holland & barrett. however, soon it will be a rubiks cube void, as i am buying one for a present for someone who has hurt his back and already has every dvd and book under the sun.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:00,
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Plenty water. Might be dehydrated.A Rubiks Cube Void? What's that?
Surely They would appreciate some porn and chocolate more?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:08,
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A clopper so vast you could solve a Rubiks Cube in it without catching your arms on the sides?(, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:10, Reply)
I bet Emvee already has pictures of this happening(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:41,
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I had too many pints at darts last night.Can't be arsed today. Boss has given me something utterly pointless to do.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:01,
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Yeah, fourth division though.So not exactly good.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:03,
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So your a bad, fat, tattood, mulleted, beer swilling darts player?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:04,
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Nah, I'm built like a gypsies dog and don't have tattoos or a mullet.Nice try though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:05,
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No social media sites for me Oysters make me sick
Alt: A packet of Brannigans roast beef and mustard crisps and a crusty cob.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:01,
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I had the worst food poisoning off a packet of mussels once.They were pinned to a bar wall with the scampi fries so the warnings were all there.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:10,
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Running, apparentlyTuesday is meh. On the plus side the calves are in school/nursery again but we found a wasp's nest last night that has been sorted and an ant's nest in the back garden. INSECT WOES
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A Boots meal deal yesterday. It was shit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:03,
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Them new starters to fast for you?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:04,
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Ants won't last much longer. They bugger off when the weather changes.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:11,
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They wont now all the odd gel is down for themLittle fuckers seem to love it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:15,
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People who use websites that allow them to choose what content is displayed to them and then complain about the content they see on it make me sick.Alt: A slap up feed of curry on Sunday evening.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:04,
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we don't post any mini ape pictures online, cos we're not dicks(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:05,
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A mate of mine post pictures of his coneheaded son nearly every day. It's ridiculous.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:08,
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mine isn't.Im having a fry up for lunch, I'll let you all know how it was.
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*insert long debate about what should/shouldn't be included in a fry-up here*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:06,
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*secondary debate regarding tomato ketchup vs brown sauce*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:07,
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The only people that eat a "fry up" for lunch are the sort you see on TV because their weigh 30 stone and are dying(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:10,
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Im hungover and I watched the last episode of The Trip and they had a fry up.
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on a tuesday?Wow your descent in alcoholism has been rapid post breakup
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:13,
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Does home brew save you money, or just encourage you to drink more?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:21,
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you can make booze for like 40p-£1 a pint.So yeah it can save you money but it's more about making something that you then enjoy.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BLACK PUDDING IN THAT LIST!?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:10,
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Home made fried bread is something I've never been able to get rightAlways too oily
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:14,
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So he'll need an oil with a particularly hi smoking point?Or maybe an animal fat might be best
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:18,
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Tramadol made me sick as a butcher's dog.Tuesday is working out just fine so far, thank you for asking.
Alt: Can't remember the last frivolous thing I bought for myself. I might buy something nice later, though, as I'm shopping around for a 4oth present for one of my 'besties'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:13,
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the last frivilous thing i bought was a silk pocket square with little pink, blue and red flowers onit's delightful
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:14,
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Silk pocket squareQuentin fuckin' Crisp
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:20,
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i am dapperremember unlike most of you freaks I don't work in a dark underground server room
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:22,
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Did you sponsor me?If so, thank you very much
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:17,
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I did.I was very tempted to put the message 'Run, Fatboy, Run'.
But I didn't.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:20,
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Thank you for both parts then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:21,
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sir sir I did sir... but only so you feel obliged to run, and then, due to being an terrible unfit Geordie, you will keel over and I can move in on your missus and new gaff.
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still free house I can sell the kids for medical experiments kerrr and I believe Ching
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You won't get much for used mackem kids.Probably best to put them to work up a chimney or summat until the TB finishes them off.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:34,
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A lad I held the day he was born started High School todayFucking hell.
So far, so meh.
Alt: A pint of Centurion's Ghost.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:13,
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Fucking pikeys stopping for a MacDonalds on their way to the hospital(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:15,
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I got a letter from the DVLA asking me to renew my driving license the other day.I can't believe it was 10 years ago I learned to drive.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:15,
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^this.I passed my test in '02, and had to get a new licence last year.
Has the road related death toll risen in the last ten years?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:22,
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That's waiting on my incident report.I'm really not sure I can be arsed. I don't even notice the damage to my bonnet, and it's probably more hassle than it's worth.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:25,
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Ah, right.Not heard that before.
As you were.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:36,
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Aye, was rather goodWish we'd stayed at Mr Foley's for a bit longer, really.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:30,
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don't know that placeHave you been to Outlaws Yacht Club? It's very cool. Probably not your kind of place.
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Sadly not, will keep an eye out for it thoughMr Foleys is on The Headrow, down by the Library
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:34,
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My mate from America came to visit last week. I was her birthing partner for her daughter who is now TWELVE!!
OLD :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:44,
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Sticking my finger down my throat.Imagine a thread discussing sandwichesAND oil Mr J. Imagine.
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Who in their right mind would put oil on a sandwich?Even those forrins who dip bread in oil are wrong.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:45,
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dipping bread in olive oil is great, you mouth wrong(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:46,
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I expect you like garlic too, you cosmopolitan wanker.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:48,
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i fucking love it and butter spread thickly on some nice sour dough(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:51,
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Wait...Is that what makes you sick, or how your Tuesday is shaping up?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:24,
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meat makes me sickthe thought of chewing it and having to swallow it makes me retch. see also oysters, slimy little cunts. and sprouts.
metaphorically speaking, cruelty to animals, lies, cheapskated-ness and certain things that i saw in medical reports during my time as an insurance litigator.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:45,
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*Oysterfives*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:46,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:49,
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it's a reference to the world's most gross jokeactually it was pretty funny.
especially for nakers.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:52,
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Animal cruety and being tight fisted are my favourite.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:47,
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THAT'S VERY NICHEI BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY GINGER WOMEN
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:57,
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unlikelywhat, with having been buried for over 5 years
but you can get out a ouija board and ask, if you like
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 13:09,
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Oh yeah, Dead Mum Club.Still, I *did* say knew......
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 13:10,
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she had much better tastemy grandma, on the other hand...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 13:11,
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Sprouts are nice cut up and pan friend with pancetta. Not for you though, being a veggie.
I doubt it has the same taste fried with tofu or whatever.
I tried being a vegetarian once when I was a kid. Used to hang about The Monument with all the cruelty hippes.
It was going well until they told me I couldn't eat sweets because of gelatin.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:55,
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yeah, i tend to ignore things like gelatinmainly because penny pigs are fucking great
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 12:56,
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pffffti have said a billion times that i don't eat meat purely because i don't like it. if i liked it, i'd eat it.
that being said, i would cry for a year rather than actually be able to kill anything.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 13:02,
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They do veggie percy pigs now.and other types of veggie sweets. They are strangely slimy.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 13:04,
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indeed they dobut not veggie penny pigs. and penny is the lemon flavoured one. which pisses all over the manky percy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 13:06,
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haha!You knocked around metal monument eh?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 13:00,
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Back in the day. Not hippy green though.Well, sometimes when I used to go to the alternative shop there for tongue bars and luminous piercing whatnots. Can't remember the name of the shop but there's two of them now...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 13:03,
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Dunnobut it makes me laugh walking across the new square and seeing all the clones trying to look individual.
Pet Sounds was there too - good record shop
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 13:05,
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Yeah I used to get loads of ex radio dj singles there. Some good finds.Kathmandu, that was it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 13:08,
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