Roll call.
Anyone died in the storm?

I didn't notice it, but according to the local news it was apocalyptic.

Alt: lou reed eh? I always like the Velvet Underground, but not a fan of his solo gear. Did you like him?

Altalt: favourite animal.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:03, 199 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's been a nightmare WP
Over night the wind was so strong it made my door knocker bang and it whistled at me like I was a piece of meat. Then this morning I awoke to LEAVES all over the ground. FUCKING LEAVES!

If the deli doesn't open because of this I don't know what I'll do.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:11, Reply)

People on the local radio were on about locking pets indoors,
Pricks all over Facebook moaning about their cat being a prick. I'm pretty sure cats are smart enough to go indoors in shit weather.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:18, Reply)

I know very little about Lou reed apart from that song he wrote for the bbc
Altalt: a windy pig ; )
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:14, Reply)

Awww, you're a sweetheart

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:19, Reply)

I found a garden chair tipped on its side this morning
Does my insurance cover this?

alt: indifferent

altalt: spiders. Natural bug and fly killers.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:16, Reply)

It's been a scene of devastation here!
There are leaves all over the place and puddles,that's right PUDDLES OF WATER in the road! The disruption has been hellish, OK the buses are still running, the roads are clear and I've not heard of any crashes but it's still grim.

Alt: Did some absolute classics. Did some crap stuff. Overall I liked him.

Altalt: Pigs chickens and cows. MEAT!!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Fuck Naker's leaves!
We had a small cardboard lamb shanks box blown from our recycling bin. A WHOLE BOX!
( Peej, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:29, Reply)

I experienced a couple of strong gusts in the night, but I think that was just YM's fanny farts.
I think a small twig may have landed on the bonnet of my car. I may need therapy to recover from the TERRIBLE STORM OF 2013.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:32, Reply)

APPARENTLY A TREE HAS FALLEN ON MY CAR LEAVING NO DAMAGE WHATSOEVER
I haven't seen it as I evacuated.
Alt:Meh
Altalt: Octopus or Bumble Bee
I ate four hot dogs last night.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:32, Reply)

The altalt was about Animals
Not which transformers are in your top ten.
( Peej, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Are they both transformers? I have no idea.
I think I remember one called Bumble Bee. I ain't seen those films either.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Octopus Prime innit

( Peej, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:43, Reply)

HAHA Nice.
I clicked the 'I like this!' option as that made me do a 'lol'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Been weg and windy, hardly armageddon time.
Alt, the guy was class. Both Velvets and solo stuff. Rock 'n' Roll Animal was a belter, when the riff from Sweet Jane crashes out, fucking awesome mate. Berlin and New Sensations were personal faves of mine too.
Altalt I like cats. Cats are good, low maintenance, furry and they do a nice purr.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:35, Reply)

it's raining in Leeds.
Favourite animal is a wee-wee tapir.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:37, Reply)

Strike out tapir please.
For some reason my phone won' t.do strike-outs. It also phones people at random then switches itself off. Funny old game.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Leeds is a horrible city.
The suburbs are like a shitter version of Paris.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Parts of Roundhay aren't too bad.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:52, Reply)

I have relatives in Leeds.
They are horrid pikey scum.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:53, Reply)

I went to Leeds on Saturday ti pick up a guitar
The area around the Arndale centre appears to be infested with students.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Alright Winders? When do you start your new job?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Dunno.
In a rather pleasantly antiquated way, I had to accept the offer by return of post. Should get to them today, then we'll see.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:02, Reply)

The city crntre has improved.
But overall the place is a dump. Incredibly depressing to drive through. Or indeed walk.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I ent been because it's North, and, you know.....
Northerners...
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Frogface is a cunt bubble.Discuss.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:04, Reply)

WOAH!
Terrible bullying!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:05, Reply)

Yeah I died.
Alt: I'm a big VU fan. Of his solo stuff I've only got Transformer.
Might stick Metal Machine Music on today.

Altalt: I don't have a favourite animal.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Full album here, listen along with me and let me know how far through it you manage to get.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Vy4VRRO30
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:20, Reply)

Nope, still alive.
Took one fuck of a kicking on Thursday night though, not the most fun I've ever had.

Alt: Never been a fan, more upset about Marcia Wallace tbh.

AltAlt: Tigers are fucking ace.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Saw the fb pics mate. What the fuck happened?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Two knobheads decided to attack me.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:47, Reply)

You got beat up?
Why?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Like being violent needs justification.
#taxidriver
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Wrong place, wrong time.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:47, Reply)

did you call the wrong kind of cunt a cunt or something?
Or, in the grand b3ta tradition, did you fuck someone else's Doris?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Two lads decided I was a fair target.
According to the guy that chased them off, they'd been hanging around for a while, looks like they were just waiting for anyone, and I happened to pass.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)

no
not fussed

Eric Burdon
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Alright Rayg, how was your solo baysh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:04, Reply)

i got a bit drunk tangs and woke up in woodford and the fucken tubes werent working so i had to be replacement buses and fucken missed my train home but got on the next one anyways
i got to the axe whilst the ropey birds were still prancing about in their skimpies but the next thing i remember is being outside the axe and the bouncer telling me it were about 5am and i think i got a bus then which is how i ended up in woodford
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:08, Reply)

fucken singing up for flickr is a real fucken ballache man
why do i have to give em my mobile number?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Dunno I've never used it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:12, Reply)

fucket imma just use baytards. LOOK WHAT I FOUND TANGS!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Oh man I wish I could've been there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)

i dint vandamalise the sign tangs that were some other cunt
i mustve been on my way from the hunterian museum to fucken trafalgar square at this point, so probs near fleet street or strand (swipe country)
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I can't believe how thin you look in that picture.
Have you been working out?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:30, Reply)

alright more popular than me jeffthedogfucker poster
hows being an indemand and not too shy about bragging about it cunt working out for you?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Weren't you going to London to meet noone snd go somewhere and do something or something like that?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:09, Reply)

i ent a hermans hermits fan bear
and yeah, i did all that shit
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Our fence has blown over, and our tool box.
Alt: he only really did Vu and Walk On The Wild Side. I liked some of VU - All Tomorrow's Parties and Sunday Morning. Venus In Furs was good, too.

Altalt: goat - coolest animal.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Yeah, I'm dead.
Don't care about Lou Reed.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

youre in the right place then joe

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Wherever I am is the right place to be, Reg.

( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:46, Reply)

thats quite the fucken attitude joe
fair fucken play on you m8
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Is this thing on?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Nope.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Oh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:45, Reply)

I know :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:46, Reply)

hey doc missed u on sat

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Sorry I couldn't attend. Can you confirm if 'Bill Clay' is real?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:47, Reply)

er. its entirely possible but i fucken started drinking too early and dint eat enough
so by the time i got to the axe i was a fucken state man
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I hope you had the best time. Would you baysh again?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:50, Reply)

so longs as i lay off of too much of this shit it should be fine..

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)

It really looks as though you had a great time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)

What was it? I had something called 'Raging Bitch' last night.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

i dunno, think it was in the pirncess of wales just off trafalgar square
i had a talisker too so it went over my five pound voucher but that was fine
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)

here s me and mr skellington at traflagar square

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

one o them days tangs i guess
there were american football fans all over trafalgar square on sat and i got a free pair of sunglasses! i lost em tho :(
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Highs and lows, R-Do

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)

WHAT A BUNCH OF USELESS FUCKWITS!!!!!!!
1 1/2 HOURS ON THE DLR. Because Southeastern won't start trains until after 9/10am.

This has been a huge self fulfilling prophecy by all the agencies involved. ConDem Britain!!

On the upside I have not had to q for coffee.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:47, Reply)

offee ider
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)

YM has a queue to get in cider.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:49, Reply)

fucking tfl
i checked the website at 7 and it said all lines running fine. by the time i got to the station at 8.30, it was fucking carnage. useless twats. it was bloody windy (pig) in the night, but nice and sunny by this morning.

some stupid idiots had their dogs on the train in that crush. the poor little dogs were cowering on the floor amongst all those feet, and i kept expecting some cunt to step on them. what kind of an idiot takes dogs on a tube in those conditions?

alt: i think that rant answers that. although also, PARROTS/BUDGIES. i likes birds.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)

You like crushed dogs?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

i would have crushed the owners
poor cowering little dogs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

any dog that's small enough to get crushed on a tube underfoot
doesn't deserve to be called a dog.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

they weren't windy pig small
kind of knee height. proper dogs. but too small for that rabble of clodhoppered cunts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

There weren't any dags on my tube train this moring, but there was an autist with a massive head joining in loudly with the 'Digital Doris' announcements. It's was fucking annoying.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)

why were you on a tube?
THERE ARE NO TUBES IN FOLKESTONE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

It took you 90 minutes from checking the tube to getting to the tube?
Northern Amateur.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)

i went straight back to warm, cosy bed

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I saw the 7am update and got moving.
Still took over 90 mins when it should take 25. So much for "Good Service".

Next Baysh at Tower Hill?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

i do LOVE the draft house
i was in the battersea one last night
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Eh? 05/11, soppy, IS IT TOWER HILL WAY?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

YES THAT IS FINE BY ME!
05/11 everyone, bring your balloon hats to tower hill!

ooh we might see some fireworks. i fucking LOVE fireworks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I have been told it's all booked.
What's Berk going on about?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

oh that's tomorrow
that's a different one, but she organised it on FB, which is why you wouldn't know about it. CAN YOU COME?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

who is ganning?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

al, berk, me, and about 7 others, i forget who now!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)

If you come I'll buy you a pint

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I STAYED IN THE LONDON TO SHELTER FROM THE STORM INNIT DICKHEAD

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

SHACKED UP WITH A HOOKER DOWN THE "FRIENDLY MASSAGE PARLOUR" MORE LIKE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Nope. I stayed with a fat man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

HOT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I know. I didn't really, but the truth ain't none of your business, you nosey cow.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

YES IT IS
TELL US EVERYTHING
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:27, Reply)

WHAT DYA WANNA KNOW?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)

YOU'RE GETTING SOME AREN'T YOU?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)

When my flaccid defective penis allows.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Mug.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I know. I ain't happy that I could have stayed in bed for a whole fucking morning, and when I got into work discovered no-one had expected me to turn up anyway.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

^*fonz thumbs*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

AAAAAAAY!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

i kept an eye out for you on fleet street on sat kiddo
but iwere only there for five minutes sozzers. hop eyou had a good one anyways
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

i was in battersea at a baby shower
but gracias
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

woah
fucken sharknado ent got nothing on battersea
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I'm dog sitting a blue merle collie today
flic.kr/p/h3Lhxe
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:07, Reply)

TWO THOUGHTS
(i) omg that dog is beautiful

(ii) omg who dyed monty's hair red?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I think he's secretly my real dad.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)

this would not surprise me at all

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

+grand

( Peej, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

He IS old.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I don't think i'd have been able to hold my toung on that.
That's fucking crawl.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

yeah, some girl got hit by a tree
fucking natural selection, Winders. Trees aren't small or camoflagued or owt. If you don't see one slowly toppling on you, meh.

As far as "stormpocalypse" goes, it was typical press hysteria over nothing, mutiplied by a million because it is WEATHER in the SOUTH EAST oh the humanity won't someone think of the CHILDREN?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Pretty sure this isn't how natural selection works

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

if she'd be carrying the tree avoiding gene, she'd have survived, that's all I'm saying.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

How quickly to trees fall? I reckon they'd fall quite fast.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

And if no-one is around they don't make noise. Its science.

( Peej, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

If a man says something, and there's no woman around to hear it
is he still wrong?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Good, they should keep their dirty whore mouths shut.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I saw a picture of a car crushed by a tree.
What sort of moron parks next to a tree the night before a storm?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

One who lives on an avenue?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Park round the corner, or at a friends.
Probably an insurance job.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

i must admit, i did because it was RIGHT OUTSIDE MY FLAT
it was dark, windy, pissing it down with rain, and if you don't grab spaces on my road, you can be driving around for a while. and the council are so cheap with the zones, there's like 3 streets you can park on.

but yeah. mostly because lazy. and moronic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Did your car get smashed?
Did you do a full risk assessment on the state of the tree?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

no, car is fine, albeit slightly leafy
the trees are in good nick, big solid things.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Do we know if it made a sound or not?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I imagine it did.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I've siad it before, and i'll say it again.
I've never not had what was supposed to be 'hottest summer on record' and i've never not had the 'coldest winter on record'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)

The coldest winter on "record"
was 1982/1983.

So, you haven't had that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

OH GOD THE DOUBLE NEGATIVES.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Every time winter gets some wintery weather it's "THE BIG FREEZE"
It's *always* THE BIG FREEZE. It's never a bit chilly.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Despite all the Artic Conditions, i've never seen someone in ASDA carpark skin a bear and wear it's skin for warmth.
I ian't ev
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

You only see that kind of shizzle in Northern Waitrose car parks.
Southerns are too soft, and anyone that shops at Asda wouldn't know what to do with a bear unless it was a prepackaged microwaveable bear with a breaded coating.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)

WINTER IS COMING.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:51, Reply)

I think it hit her static caravan whilst she was inside
so slight sympathy.
( Peej, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

It's cunt monday
did you not get the memo?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

SLIGHT sympathy
thats it. I mean its not like someone has died.
( Peej, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

She was put to sleep in a caravan under a tree in 90 mph winds.
It might not be her stupidity at fault, but somebody's certainly is.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Blame the owners, not the breed!

( Peej, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I'm one of about 5 people in my part of the office
normally 40ish. Lightweights.

Went to a cake thing on Sunday, lots of cakes in the shape of eyeballs and brains and dismembered corpse bits it was well lol
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)

And I bet you just got in.
Seeing as it's a 10 minute walk from your flat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

He's not allowed to use the car share scheme anymore.

( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:31, Reply)

He never put his petrol in anyway.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:40, Reply)

9:15 acksherly
I'm a paragon of promptness
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:39, Reply)

swiper, am i goen nuts or did you just delete a post saying HAS THERE BEEN DELETION?
fucken al cunt
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

what?
you're losing the plot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

ent no biggie if you did kiddo
but there ent no need to go making me look the cunt now is there?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

you need your eyes testing :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Check with Froggo - he takes a screengrab every 14 seconds, in case of deletion.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Nah, only when Rory does an deletion innit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)

It's a bit breezy here
but you'll be pleased to hear I've survived the Stormpocalypse.

Alt: I do like 'Walk on the wild side', but didn't enjoy having to explain what 'giving head' meant to my mum. How does anyone get to the age of forty without having heard that phrase?

Alt Alt: My dog.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

She was too busy living it to listen to songs about it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Oh, I'm sure she was entirely familiar with the concept
She just hadn't heard the expression before.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)

"ah, you mean sookin boaby?"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Cohen from Chelsea Hotel,
"giving me head on the unmade bed"
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)

I thought that was about Janis Joplin, not b3th's mum

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Second time I've braced me fence against
a "hurricane" this year. Pissing with rain but hardly even moving the leaves on the trees.

altalt Orangutans and spiders.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:00, Reply)

my house is in the sea

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Cool storm bro

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)

i found another one

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Did you get a dirty burger Reg?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)

am man, i remember crossing a bridge but i dint have the faculties to make it there
i got a kebab meat and chips somewhere near shoreditch in the end. it werent too good tbh
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Shit man, I'm sorry I let you down :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)

ent no biggie doc
'Bill Clay' says he remembers me being at the axe so thats summat
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)

This thread has been going for over 3 hours.
Any chance of a new one please?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Sure

( Peej, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Go ahead.

( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)