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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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so it's 20 years today since the horrific m40 minibus crash
do you always wear your seatbelt? what other tiny acts of rebellion do you commit?

alt: what really creeps you out?

altalt: what was the last thing you ate?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:25, 189 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Yes,
I don't know whether its just ingrained in me but I feel very uncomfortable sitting in a car without a seatbelt on to the point where I will wear one even if the vehicle is stationary.

Alt. Those dolls that are designed to help women who have had stillborn children. Fucking creepy as fuck. Also, those women that use them.

AltAlt. A hash brown
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Seriously though, WTF
MyTangiblePeace
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Woah. That is weird.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:32, Reply)
" I have 5 others that are cooling now"
That's creepy
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:34, Reply)
YOU'RE creepy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:35, Reply)
YOUN ARE!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Your fat arse is creepy.
It's creeping over the sides of whatever chair you sit on.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:37, Reply)
my arse is skinny
although a lot less skinny after last week's birthday excesses. 500 calories a day this week, all week, and gym 5 times to even it out. urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I have seen your arse. It looks like an beach ball filled with lumpy congealed vomit forced into 'skinny' jeans.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:41, Reply)
now you're just turning battered on
I hope you feel good about yourself
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:48, Reply)
I always feel good about myself.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:49, Reply)

good about
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Only when I think about you mate xx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:51, Reply)
tggi^
I'm fucking great, me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:52, Reply)
You're certainly my favourite in terms of uncomfortably violent sexual fantasies.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:53, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:02, Reply)
heh heh

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:41, Reply)
what?
are they stillborn memorials or real babies? what???
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Models of stillborn babies

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:35, Reply)
To brighten up any mantlepiece!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Urgh.
Tangles, what is the meaning of this?!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I'm going to combine them with these and REALLY creep people out.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2507305/Dinovembers-toy-dinosaurs-come-life-creative-parents-spark-web-craze.html
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:55, Reply)
One of my friends is a model maker, and when she was at University she went to help out on the set of Casualty.
The props department has a room full of fake babies from new borns up to 5 year olds, all in their own little wooden boxes, with windows so you could see the faces.
She showed me a few pictures, it really looked like a room full of dead children.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:09, Reply)
hello you xxx

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:09, Reply)
alright?

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:10, Reply)
alright!
how was your week off, did you have fun?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Most of it yeah.
I didn't behave very well though so not as well rested as I would have liked, but managed to have yesterday drink free. So that's something.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:14, Reply)
so long as you had fun, that's the main thing x

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Woah, awkward boner.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:10, Reply)
And they come alive at night and kill people to collect souls until they can become real babies

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:38, Reply)
You twat. I did an AWESOME thread about drink driving and pick and mix, and you thwarted me. THWARTED I TELLS YA!
Altalt: A 'Jazzie' and a giant fizzy cola bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:28, Reply)
M40 bus crash? Really?
It's the anniversary of the King's Cross fire.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:30, Reply)
+ JONESTOWN

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:34, Reply)
+ Terry Waite unchained from the radiator!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Beard Liberation

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:36, Reply)
alt: your face and the eight chins that accompany it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Always.
Except sometimes in taxi's if Im drunk.

I can't remember this crash. Mind I was 12 so probably had more pressing things on my mind... Like which Teenage Turtle was the best (Raphael), or if this cigarette will kill me.

alt. Big Monkeys

altalt. Pistachio nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:34, Reply)
it was pretty awful
only 2 kids survived. it was the crash that made them pass the law to put seatbelts in minibuses and coaches.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:35, Reply)
The days before common sense.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:36, Reply)
HERE IS WHAT I DID THIS WEEKEND COS SWIPE DUN A NEW FRED
Had a mooch about the Christmas Markets on Saturday, exactly the same layout as last year. Bored. Got some schnitzel and that.

Cooked a nice pork goulash with dumplings, ate some wurst later on and had the meat sweats. *enter euphemism here*

Yesterday was a write off. Just chilled and watched films.

Here I am today, Just bought some shoes and a top for the Christmas do.
Be prepared.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:36, Reply)
Women buy "tops"
you bought a shirt or somsuch similar.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I need some new threads

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Start one

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:48, Reply)
oh ho

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:48, Reply)
No. I bought a top. a t-shirt.
Why this silliness?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Sounds wierd, a man buying a "top".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Don't be dictating fashion to a gay, please.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Yes, always. Even when I have to ride on 'coaches'.
Alt: saliva.
AltAlt: two slices of toast.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:37, Reply)
imagine battered leaning over you
crooning and dribbling ropes of saliva into your face.

THAT'S creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:38, Reply)
You really are extremely odd.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:40, Reply)
no
it's just that you really are extremely ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:49, Reply)
FUCK'S sake.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Never quite figured out why anyone *wouldn't* wear a seatbelt
unless it's some kind of teenage "you're not the boss of me" thing.

Motorbike without a helmet, yeah, I can see the attraction, but seatbelts are a no-brainer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Riding a motorbike without a lid feels weird. Didn't like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:40, Reply)
it does explain a lot about your face and mental injuries though

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:48, Reply)
I always wear a seatbelt
It fucks me off when people get in the car and start driving off whilst trying to fasten it. In terms of rebellion, I watched a downloaded Homeland WHILST STANDING NEXT TO A COPPER....

Alt:
Clowns/Mimes

AltAlt:
Two crusty white bread rolls with proper butter
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:39, Reply)
mr b3th will put his seatbelt on a good two thirds of the way into his journey, the silly twat.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Punch him in the cunt for me please

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:42, Reply)
He does it as a passenger, too.
I'm so tempted to just slam on the anchors one day...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:48, Reply)
PLEASE do this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Watching TV standing up?
Rebel.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I'm having a salami, pastrami, horseradish and mustard sarnie
Who wants a little kissy kissy? x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:49, Reply)
\o

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:50, Reply)
*snogs*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Hi.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Goodbye sandwich
Hello impacted colon!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Not so much creeps me out, but anyone who doesn't drink, or doesn't get drunk.
Unless they've had a problem, that's just weird.

Alt: a banana. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Alright.
I was 6,so don't give a shit. I always wear my seat belt in the car, unless it's stationary and I'm eating my lunch. Like right now.

Alt: those weird people who aren't midwives or nurses but get paid by mothers to guide them through pregnancy. Don't seem right mot being a relative or health care professional.

Altalt; Mars bar. Before my sandwiches. REBEL YELL!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Awww. You're way younger than even me!
*pinches cheeks*

FACE CHEEKS!!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:13, Reply)
I'm probably the youngest one here.
So that makes you a pedophile or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:15, Reply)

youngest best
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:16, Reply)
*WAGGLES CIGAR*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:26, Reply)
I always push doors marked 'pull' and versa. I also insist on pizza dates going dutch.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:00, Reply)
are you just typing random letters on the end of this sentence?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:04, Reply)
No I'm a hamfisted fucker.
Not eaten yet I' m on site zo it'll be stodgy canteen grub.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Hardly rebellious and more idiocy.
I always pretend automatic doors are controlled by my mind :)
and traffic lights
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:14, Reply)
I make a "wssshhhk" noise under my breath.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:20, Reply)
I was 19 when this happned
and therefore already had my own car so it didn't bother me... I do wear a seatbelt now but in my student days (when I drove some dodgy motors) I would always take my seat belt off when on the motorway, working on the principle that if I crash the shitty tin box would just crumple around me trapping me for a slow death, so I would rather just do one through the windscreen...

Alt those chins dolls,
altalt do extra strong mints count?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:15, Reply)
I always wipe my cock on the curtains after doing harter's mum up the shitter
Alt: Internet weirdos

Altalt: coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:16, Reply)
i've got water
let's not have a drink together, neighbour
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:17, Reply)
I can see your warming glow over the rooftops
It's like light pollution
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:19, Reply)
it's being dyed purple soon

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Blue rinse^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Why is it you corporate lot act like children when you're told you can't have something?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:18, Reply)
What can't I have? Cos if it's a CHOC dip im gonna go spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:20, Reply)
In this case, they want Skype and a webcam to interview some people in Spain
apparently giving "no, don't be so bloody stupid" as an answer often offends.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Why can't you provide an alternative video conferencing software?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Webcams aren't allowed within this company, therefore neither's video conferencing. Not my decision.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:28, Reply)
So really your answer should be "I'm afraid there is nothing I can do, but I suggest you raise it with you superior and get them to raise it higher up in the company"

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:28, Reply)
No point. The IT director has said "no".
He is not a man known for changing his mind. They can do so if they wish, but I'm not going to pretend they have any chance of changing the status quo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Passing the buck^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Why don't you find a solution for them instead of being obstructive?
Seriously we're gonna have to have a serious chat at your annual review
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:24, Reply)
I've told them the alternatives. They don't want the alternatives, so they're having a tantrum.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:28, Reply)
Management, by any chance?
They're not used to people saying 'no' to them.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Yep. Luckily I'm not the sort of person that has a problem telling management what they don't want to hear.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Don't be so fucking moody.
Are you blobbing or something?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Typical IT bod
You ask them a question about whether or not you can do something, and rather than actually thinking about what the problem is and whether or not a solution to that problem can be provided they only look at the exact question asked and say "no it can't be done".
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:26, Reply)
Autistic innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:27, Reply)
I know more than the IT monkey they employ to come in and scratch his head for half an hour
before consulting his mate on his mobile.

Useless.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:30, Reply)
It's a shame there are so many of these pricks about
but it's usually because companies are usually run by accountants and sales people who look at IT and just see costs. They certainly don't want to "waste" money employing people that actually know what they're doing, because it costs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Choc dips are the greatest, not Mohammed Ali.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:22, Reply)
because we bring in the money that pays everyone else's wages
now get me a sandwich and a diet coke. naked.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:21, Reply)
That keeps you in your job, not me in mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Without money coming in there would be no need for IT and IT support
You are just a box we stand on to reach for the stars
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:25, Reply)
HR, BD, Marketing, IT don't make money... they tell everyone else how to spend it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:29, Reply)
They don't 'make' money because they're not customer facing,
but they facilitate the bringing in of money by other departments.

Oil doesn't make my car run, but I know it wouldn't get very bloody far if I didn't have any in my engine at all.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:33, Reply)
they're nothing but a drain on valuable income and resources
a great big smelly DRAIN
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:34, Reply)
well, a lot of them smell, anyway

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:34, Reply)
So, just as a matter of interest,
how do you personally attract new clients to your firm? Standing outside with a sandwich board?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Considering how utterly, helplessly useless with computers she is
it's absolutely no stretch at all to say that she wouldn't have a job bringing in money if there wasn't an IT guy holding her hand and showing her how to make her emails look pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:38, Reply)
er, no
I make money because I advise on the law and commercial solutions.

frequently I am prevented from turning this around in a timely fashion because the computer has broken. or the server has gone down. blah blah.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:44, Reply)
Idiot, without those assets you'd be advising via fucking carrier pigeon.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:48, Reply)
yer yer yer

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:51, Reply)
me personally?
existing contacts
referrals from existing clients/managing agents/surveyors etc
articles that I've written or cases I've acted on that have been in the press
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:43, Reply)
You can say to a mechanic "if it wasn't for the fact that I don't have the first idea how to top up my coolant, you wouldn't have a job"
but it wouldn't be any more true than saying to an IT bod "you wouldn't have a job if I could work out how to turn my monitor on".

Our jobs aren't dependant on spastics.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:35, Reply)
Yeah, your job isn't *just* looking after spastics,
but it's got to be a part of the spec, no?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:42, Reply)
I don't work for the training department, so no.
Doesn't stop them ringing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Start working to rule.
Pass all their stupid enquiries to the head of that section.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:44, Reply)
I frequently tell people to go to the training department or try Google.
It's go me something of a, er, reputation.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:49, Reply)
Our department makes money via consultancy/services/hardware/software
We brought in almost £1 million quid last year
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:34, Reply)
ssssh
your facts have no place here amongst our grudges and prejudices
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:35, Reply)
sorry

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:37, Reply)
Without us, you'd be incapable of doing your job
as it's been my experience that you people have lost the common sense you were born with at roughly the same rate as you have taken in cocaine.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Not me mate
I'm just too important and busy to learn boring IT
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Me too!
Also, I am not a cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:38, Reply)

not
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Afternoon.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Hi hun.
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Alright, you!
Where've you been, you lumbering great oaf?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:43, Reply)
Hiding.
Just really busy at work during year end.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:09, Reply)
How's your twin doing?
You seen him lately?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Surely what keeps you in your job
is spastics who don't know how to work a computer.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:26, Reply)
\o
Don't know or care
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:28, Reply)
My job would be made considerably easier without the spastics.
I'd actually be free to concentrate on improving things.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:42, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:37, Reply)
*Nods* Doze

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:41, Reply)
easy now me knotty headed nigga

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Good weekend?
You missed the thread about it I think.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:43, Reply)
it was alright yer
Watched Taxi Driver again. Saw some friends.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:45, Reply)
Course you did sweetheart.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:46, Reply)
my collection of whiskies are my friends

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:47, Reply)
They won't ever let you down.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:48, Reply)
trudat yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:49, Reply)
^alcohol dependency^

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:52, Reply)
That's the goal.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Frog is an SSRI prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:55, Reply)
I was, now I'm just a prick :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:58, Reply)
Excellent stodge for lunch noms.
Pork pie , new pots, mushy peas and gravy. Northern man food.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:48, Reply)
What an odd thing to mark the anniversary of.
Alt: When your ghost mum phones me in the early hours of the morning.
Altalt: Leftover chilli, on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:52, Reply)
There are abseiling window cleaners dotting about outside today
It's making me feel nauseous just watching them.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 12:58, Reply)
my office in Hong Kong was on the 38th floor. Used to scare the crap out of me when they came past the window.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Wow! That beats my 6th floor view of Old Trafford!
They just look like an out of practise Spiderman.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:04, Reply)
Well, that fascinating insight into the wonderful world of IT seems to have killed it nicely. Time for lunch!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Start a lunch thread

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:09, Reply)
I did one earlier then got pipped to the post, I'm not trying that again. I've had my fingers burnt one too many times lately

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 18 Nov 2013, 13:16, Reply)

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