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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've been on nights.
Anyone want to summarise today's happenings?

alt: pricks

altalt: what's the biggest shit you've ever passed?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:00, 217 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
A thread got deleted, I was resurrected and Jason got upset.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:06, Reply)
This. Plus Rory being a cunt, but that's a given.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:11, Reply)
^ still upset ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Rory isn't as good as he used to be. In his glory days he'd have bullied GJ off here in a fortnight..
..he's too busy mooning after Swipe to do that nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:17, Reply)
he's mellowing in his old age

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)
I will never be bullied off here :)

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:19, Reply)
yer right
There's a sweepstake running on how long you last until you flounce.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Might as well cough up the cash now, skater boy.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:27, Reply)
that is SUCH a cutting remark :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:28, Reply)
it's my fault for being so desirable
sigh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:24, Reply)
not so much 'desirable' as 'the board bike and a dead cert'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Pleather jacket and bushy pubs fetish^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:39, Reply)
bushy pubs?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Harvester.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Well done on being funny for a change xx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:40, Reply)
I have been here before

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:42, Reply)

altalt: birmingham
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:07, Reply)

irmingham arnet
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:08, Reply)
oh christ
I forgot about that tortuous drive around the north circular car park
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Can we go to Mama Africa on Friday pleeeeease?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:23, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Fine I will go on my own, Zone 5 FTW

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:32, Reply)

Africa Mia
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Here you go again

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:43, Reply)
My My

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)
That place is supposed to be really good.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:51, Reply)
If you like a 'restaurant' to look like an exotic chicken cottage, delicately lit by Mega-Fluorescence, by all means, enjoy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:57, Reply)
The food is supposed to be good. Who gives a shit about the decor?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:59, Reply)
It looked like you had to sit in a jungle themed hospital.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:00, Reply)
I'm in...
Can I wear a zebra onsie to fit in
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:00, Reply)
As the shift manager of Mama Africa, New Barnet, I would welcome fancy dress.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
there's no menu on the internet
just some poxy facebook page. what sort of african grub can you get?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Bongo bongo food a speciality

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:10, Reply)

g z
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Witchetty grubs

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:11, Reply)
burgers
it's barnet, not Sloane street
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Burgers in an African restaurant?
Watchoo talkin' 'bout swipey?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:23, Reply)
it's not a real african restaurant
it's a chicken cottage on the north circular
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Is chicken cottage some kind of gay thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 18:00, Reply)
camouflage, DC Spectres and shaved heads?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
I'm wearing etnies HACTUALLY.
When I was in university I went through the shaved head/camo thing. One of my colleagues was there at the same time and refers to it as my 'Sutcliffe era'.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:35, Reply)
yer, DC Spectres was back around 2000
That's when I was a Junglist innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:37, Reply)
I was around 03-07ish.
It's all IRRRGH-and-WOB these days, innit.

But listened before then.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:39, Reply)
DnB has gone the way techno did
Just formulaic, loop based and tired. Still some decent producers out there, but nowhere near the originality or creativity there was in the nineties.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:41, Reply)
A lot of the decent producers left dnb like rats leaving a sinking ship.
I quite like this deep house that they have now.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:01, Reply)
Ministry of Sound are well on the way to raping that too... :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:16, Reply)
deep house...
...or just 'house' as it's properly known.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:58, Reply)
alright Salacious Crumb

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:08, Reply)
altalt. Middlesborough

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:11, Reply)
oh this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:31, Reply)
Seaham

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:57, Reply)
ouch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:00, Reply)
I believe that just up the road it gets worse
but I couldn't remember the name (is it something like Dorden?)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Horden?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:22, Reply)
HODOR?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:23, Reply)
Same thing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:25, Reply)
possibly
I was only going from what the missus said as she is from your part of the world...

I have nearly got her speaking correctly now though
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:26, Reply)
TARK PROPA ENGLAND

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:27, Reply)
Frogcock died. Rory was boring. We discussed food.
That's it really.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:15, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2192939
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)
also: why are you calling him 'Frogcock'?
Have you got a crush on Swipe as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:18, Reply)
It was frogface, I thought frogcock was snappier.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:23, Reply)

snacree
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:32, Reply)

blog.paddypower.com/2014/01/21/five-less-painful-ways-to-spend-42-than-going-to-west-ham-tonight/?AFF_ID=16562
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:16, Reply)
Altalt: Spring 2000, Chester services, M56
After an incredibly difficult drive up the M6.
Christ that road is bumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:28, Reply)
I swear I cracked the porcelain at the 1st services north of London on the M1 after a particularly heavy session/curry in London
I nearly wept
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:33, Reply)
It was a heavy guinness/curry session that did for me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Cigarettes were £3.88 a packet in 2000. The good old days.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:45, Reply)
When I first had a debit card I ended up smoking 40 a day, as 20 were £2.52 and you had to spend over a fiver to use your card.
True and cool story
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:47, Reply)
That was a conspiracy by the Zionist banks to give you lung cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Almost certainly.
Good old full strength Marlboros in those days and all.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)
when I first started smoking I smoked those badboys

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)
They were the best.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:57, Reply)
yer
Camel as well. Cut me some slack, I was 14 at the time.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:59, Reply)
I started on JP no6
(old school smoker)
The moved onto Marly reds (soft pack to impress the laydeez)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:59, Reply)
I started on Consulate
as I was an impoverished student and nobody would try to scav a menthol cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
And you wonder where you get your reputation as a tightarse?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:03, Reply)
nearly starving to death at University may have influenced my future behaviour a smidge

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Behind the bins for an L&B

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:31, Reply)
Length and Buggering ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:36, Reply)
They made for interesting joints
See also: cherry baccy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:03, Reply)
No they didn't, the menthol is in the filter.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:05, Reply)
I've had menthol-y joints
so now I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:06, Reply)
There's some well cool* ones you can get now, where the menthol is optional - you press a little button on the filter that releases the menthol magic
I guess they wouldn't have suited your purposes though.


*Not well cool
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:08, Reply)
I've smoked mentholy joints before

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:23, Reply)
Maybe I'm wrong then.
It happens occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:25, Reply)
SCREENGRABS
The cherry ones were lovely
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:26, Reply)
popped a few of them did you
eh eh EH EH

I said EH EH EH EH
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:32, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:33, Reply)
ok
Was tempted to edit my post to make it sound like you had been bugged, that would have been well lol
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:47, Reply)
Did you try to do that well cool thing with the soft packs where you tap it on the back of your hand and the tip of one presents itself out of the top?*
*Except most of the time you ended up scattering your tabs all over the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
No. Because I'm not a cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:02, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2192969
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:03, Reply)
It's a fair cop.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:05, Reply)
You were never going to get away with such an unsubstantiated claim.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Might have done
I might also have spent quite along time getting the "flick the bottom of the pack so that just 1 tab jumps out"

Of course both of these are just "mights" I cannot confirm or deny the facts
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:06, Reply)
lung rattlers. See also JPS black.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:57, Reply)
And Winston.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Porkpies

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
*CHIIIIIILLS*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
I used to be able to get a half-ounce of cutters choice, rizla aaaand filters for less than £3.
Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Sportscow, earlier
i.imgur.com/Ty8yd0x.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Shockingly near the truth

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:01, Reply)
We've all been there

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Right internet, this has been troubling me for some time and something needs to be done about it.
Simply everyone seems to use this imgur thing for sharing images now and they do not ever load on my computer.
Can everyone agree to use somewhere else, or at least fix it so I can open them?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:05, Reply)
I can't access b3tards.com at work
so not there either.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:07, Reply)
My Dear Tangles
Please use up to date technology.
Kind Regards
The Internet
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Dearest The Internet
Please advise which up to date technology would be best to enjoy all these lolarious pics?
Your friend,
tangledupinblue
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:12, Reply)
what happens if you go to www.imgur.com?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:10, Reply)
content blocked.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Exactly the same spinny-circle-nothing-is-happening shit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:13, Reply)
photobucket.com ?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:23, Reply)
or "SwipeGaz" as it is also known

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:25, Reply)
sadtimes
Not a floppy aubergine in sight
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:29, Reply)
I don't see how this is helping me with all these links to imgur
You IT bods are useless.
I can see why Kroney is so universally loathed throughout his company.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:26, Reply)
I'm sorry, but you can't see them
I was trying to help you going forward
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:28, Reply)
Fuck this, I'm going home
I didn't want to see his stupid picture anyway
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:29, Reply)
It appears to be a Russian looking guy, drinking beer, whilst sitting on a fire

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:30, Reply)
Or a cunningly disguised Russian rocket
about to take off
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:31, Reply)
oh man I'd love to see that :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:31, Reply)
Is it because he is French and smells of rotten onions?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:28, Reply)
there have also been some amusing moments
which was surprising
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:31, Reply)
LIES
On the internet
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:33, Reply)
I SAID I CLICKED YOUR FUCKING POST ALRIGHT?????

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:34, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:36, Reply)
See an amusing moment^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:41, Reply)
thnx bbz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:38, Reply)
AltAlt: I walked past Al at a bash.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:43, Reply)
By walked past
you of course mean were pulled into a low orbit by his body mass
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)
THAT'S NO FAT SWEATY MOON.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:56, Reply)

past under
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Could you smell the cuntry air?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:02, Reply)
From a cuntry mile away.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Alt alt: When I was constipated this one time
I think I had been to one of them Brazilian BBQ, I passed something akin to two large beer cans. As I hadn't been for 5 days the stench was something akin to an uncleaned train station cubicle.

Needless to say I had the last laugh as Mum had cooked something akin to Dalesteaks for tea.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:52, Reply)
With Findus Crispy Pancakes?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)
And Birdseye Potato Waffles.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:55, Reply)
How versatile

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 15:58, Reply)
You are waffle.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:04, Reply)
I'm experiencing a nostalgic craving for dalesteaks now.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:05, Reply)
I've never eaten any of these foods.
My cruel mother insisted on cooking meals using fresh ingredients.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:06, Reply)
My mum worked for a living
see also: poor
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Mine too.
Those little round pizzas you could cook under the grill were a regular feature of midweek dinners.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Stunned - the King of Chi-Town

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:14, Reply)
The occasional pot noodle on toast.
Back when pot noodles tasted better than they do now. When they had loads of MSG in them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:17, Reply)
Pot Noodles have always been shite
I've never managed to finish one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:25, Reply)
The trick is to dd your own condiments

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:30, Reply)
^this gay gets it
sweet chilli sauce in the chicken and mushroom works wonders.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:34, Reply)
I'd double D'd my condiments all over YM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:35, Reply)
Simple and timeless
In short a classic.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:36, Reply)
French bread pizzas or GTF

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:24, Reply)
I used to under cook them ever so slightly because
if they were dead crispy you would have invariably cooked the topping off.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:33, Reply)
Yep
From frozen to burnt in 0.7 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:33, Reply)
And stripping the roof of your mouth right off
every fucking time
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:45, Reply)
gourmet cooking tips
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:20, Reply)
^Yurt Prick^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:13, Reply)
I hope it's chips it's chips

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Yes
alt: You knows it

alt:alt: It's quite likely that I may have walked past emvee when I was last in Camden, does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:02, Reply)
Its double H
rocking up when the rest of us leave...
hows tricks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:07, Reply)
Tricks are good thanks for asking
I heard it all starts at 5pm on here.....have I been misinformed?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:09, Reply)
gravely

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Life can be so cruel

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:19, Reply)
i'm in a hurry, could you summarise this thread please?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Yeah, it's shit

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:18, Reply)
OK
thanks, that saved time. wassup hare?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:20, Reply)
Nothing really that new TBH, first time in ages I've got home from work before 8pm
so I feel that I could at least use 1 hour of that time on here, ohhh and it's my birthday tomorrow.

what about you? got a dog hair V2 yet?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:23, Reply)
happy birthday for tomorrow, one year closer to death
in answer to your question, no. I am not good at getting dates and things, I've been on one since then and spent most of it wishing he wasn't there so I could read my book (it was a really good book to be fair)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:24, Reply)
Haha
I bet you still haven't read that series of books I suggested?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:25, Reply)
oh man, I can't even remember which they were
I got a bunch of kurt vonnegut books, a series by patrick ness and discovered bizzaro and now everything else has slipped down the list
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:28, Reply)
:(
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1670019
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:30, Reply)
i remember now
you're not the onely one who's recommended them, will add them to my amazon list
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)
Knowing some of the other things that you have read I think you would like them
hence the reason why others have also mentioned them
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:34, Reply)
cheers
well i recommend bizzaro, although i probably shouldn't. It's a genre which is deliberately absurd, yet clever, yet stupid

one story was about giant cocks attacking
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:36, Reply)
that's a general recommendation
i have no idea if that's really your thing, I think it's probably a bit niche.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:36, Reply)
Don't let Nakers know about that, he already has a phobia about hens

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:37, Reply)
haha
gtg, need to learn how to write more things
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:38, Reply)
Ta-ta don't forget to feed the 15 cats

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:39, Reply)
Slaughterhouse 5 is probably what I'm going to read next, seeing as it's relevant.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:42, Reply)
ohhhh man I love romance novels

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:43, Reply)
My last book was Hangover Square.
It's a romance of sorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:46, Reply)
If PJ turns up at anytime let's change the subject quick OK

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:47, Reply)
Have a good un.
Hope you're gonna pop on tomorrow for your own personalised B-Day thread!!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:30, Reply)
You never know....I may just do that
but I bet I won't
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:32, Reply)
people just don;t put the effort in these days :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:41, Reply)
is that what you call you call your cock
when you look wistfully at young mens bottoms?????? eh, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:45, Reply)
Just returning from 'pit.
Tea better be on 'table or there'll be ructions.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:29, Reply)
*fills tin bath*





with coal.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)
*scuttles off*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:32, Reply)
With tong out

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:34, Reply)
That's grate

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:35, Reply)
FUCK YOU FROG YOU BASTARD

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:35, Reply)
GET BACK OUT IN THE INSIGNIA SALES REP THOSE TARGETS WONT REACH THEMSELVES

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:37, Reply)
Fuck, I know have the old Insignia deoderant advert as an earworm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ucWBoN4Dcs
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:38, Reply)
Oh HH, ALWAYS WITH THE YOUTUBE LYNX

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:41, Reply)
SURE why not?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:42, Reply)
That's the teen spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:44, Reply)
Grate one

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:35, Reply)
Sarlacc??????

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)
Na Python.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:33, Reply)
Gud here innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)
IT IS NOW I'M HERE
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:32, Reply)
THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:33, Reply)
^ Willis ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:35, Reply)
^Bruce^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:35, Reply)
^ Lee ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:36, Reply)
^Evans^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:38, Reply)
^ Chris ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:39, Reply)
^P Duck^

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:41, Reply)
^Cross^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:41, Reply)
JUMPS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:43, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Yer he's one of the best on here him.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:35, Reply)
He's the best one hare

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:36, Reply)
I should change my name to Hardly Here :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:40, Reply)
You are missed, but only the absolute minimum amount to register on the missometer.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:43, Reply)
\o/ Yes I DO MAKE A DIFFERANCE
get in there
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 17:46, Reply)
This one's dead innit.
NEW THREAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Jan 2014, 19:00, Reply)

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