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 I have a kilo of beef cheeks, what do you have?
	I have a kilo of beef cheeks, what do you have?(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:06, 126 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
 I've just finished a pot of porridge.
	I've just finished a pot of porridge.It's been an exciting morning.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:08, Reply)
 hello sweet cheeks
	hello sweet cheeksnothing. my calorie light(ish) evening out of sushi and vodka has degenerated into my friend announcing she's up the stick and craving American diner fodder. so no lunch to make room for the inevitable fries and non-alcoholic shake. gaaaaaaaaah.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:11, Reply)
 sushi would have been great
	sushi would have been greatbut pregnant chicks can't have it, hence the relocation and ruination of my plans.
although I do kid myself with veggie sushi: blatantly it's just a bowl of rice...
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:18, Reply)
 if she can't drink either, she might as well get the pleasure of choosing the restaurant
	if she can't drink either, she might as well get the pleasure of choosing the restaurantI'll do sushi with someone else. wah wah wah!
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:22, Reply)
 Make her drink a bottle of gin
	Make her drink a bottle of ginthen push her down some stairs, should end the possibility of future baby talk
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:24, Reply)
 she's got one already
	she's got one alreadyso it's a bit late for that. on the plus side, she's not interested in talking about them any more!
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:28, Reply)
 In that case
	In that case ask if she has put on weight... then make truck reversing noises any time she moves.
It will make her think twice about doing it a 3rd time
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:31, Reply)
 Why should you suffer for her selfish choices.?
	Why should you suffer for her selfish choices.?Go have sushi with non pregnant friends, get mortal and tag her in the pics on facebook.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:29, Reply)
 Swipe is one of the few remaining in her gang who is unmarried and has no kids
	Swipe is one of the few remaining in her gang who is unmarried and has no kidsIt can get awful lonely on that shelf.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:31, Reply)
 hahaha
	hahahayou keep telling yourself that, as you struggle to get 5 minutes to yourself and your kids hate you
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:33, Reply)
 oh, they will
	oh, they willbut they'll still expect you to pay for everything, and to drive them everywhere
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:37, Reply)
 Every teenager at one point or another
	Every teenager at one point or anothereither hates their parents, or is ashamed of them.
It's the law.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)
 no, i'm just talking about your kids
	no, i'm just talking about your kidsthey hate you as much as everyone else. HTH.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:11, Reply)
 This is happily avoided by having gay mates.
	This is happily avoided by having gay mates.I'll take swipe dancing and bitching.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)
 i'm an epically shit dancer
	i'm an epically shit dancerI get far too paranoid about bouncing boobs and just slink miserably around.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:38, Reply)
 I need some more gay mates.
	I need some more gay mates.At the moment I only have one, and she's a girl.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:39, Reply)
 Why should you suffer for her...... wait for it ..... hold on........ wait for it..... SHELL-FISH choices.... bwahhaahhahahaha
	Why should you suffer for her...... wait for it ..... hold on........ wait for it..... SHELL-FISH choices.... bwahhaahhahahahaI kill me, try the veal.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:50, Reply)
 Swipe... Free...
	Swipe... Free...I am sure she will charge you the same as everyone else
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)
 20 feb?
	20 feb?yep, looks good baby. I have a meeting that should finish by 6, so after about 6.30...
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:17, Reply)
 it's my stupid phone
	it's my stupid phoneI think I've sent stuff and I haven't... grrrr.
i'll get on from my laptop tonight and confirm! can I bring the bloke, if he wants to come?? he's awol on here today, but I haven't killed him yet.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:21, Reply)
 Woohoo!
	Woohoo!Get drunk anyway - it will only be baby chat from here on in.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)
 I've never had them but I hear they're great, ditto for Cod Cheeks.
	I've never had them but I hear they're great, ditto for Cod Cheeks.I boiled some extra potatos last night so tonight I can do some spanish omlette thing.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:15, Reply)
 I had it in a pub a while ago
	I had it in a pub a while agoif you cook them properly they're delicious, really rich and tender, but they need to be slow cooked or they would be tough as hell I would think.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:16, Reply)
 It turns out that Winchester is like a third world country or summat
	It turns out that Winchester is like a third world country or summat(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:24, Reply)
 Surely you're thinking of Dunblane?
	Surely you're thinking of Dunblane?/topical lols
EDIT: Rothbury, Raoul Moat, write your own witticism.
Pricks.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:36, Reply)
 I'm well impressed with my local morrisons, they've got this huge counter with all kinds of asian weird veg/spice/herbs/whatever,
	I'm well impressed with my local morrisons, they've got this huge counter with all kinds of asian weird veg/spice/herbs/whatever, that has this really cool thing that puts a fog over them.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:34, Reply)
 Yeah mine put one of those in a few months ago
	Yeah mine put one of those in a few months agoI suspect it won't last
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:36, Reply)
 Not sure what you mean bit it not lasting, but it's quite cool anyway.
	Not sure what you mean bit it not lasting, but it's quite cool anyway.(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:41, Reply)
 I mean I can't see the average customer in my local store making much use of what is now available.
	I mean I can't see the average customer in my local store making much use of what is now available.I imagine most of it gets salvaged from the bins by freelance web designers.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:43, Reply)
 Not only that, it is also a joker and a midnight toker
	Not only that, it is also a joker and a midnight tokerBut it sure don't want to hurt no one
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:40, Reply)
 A duck curry in the slow cooker.
	A duck curry in the slow cooker.Duck's fucking expensive! I paid nearly £15 for 4 tits.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:20, Reply)
 Yeah you dont want to get priced out of the market...
	Yeah you dont want to get priced out of the market...£2.50 and that includes a 3 second squeeze
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:26, Reply)
 For similar cash, you could have gotten two whole ducks, cut the breasts out yourself and also have two pares of legs !
	For similar cash, you could have gotten two whole ducks, cut the breasts out yourself and also have two pares of legs !(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:43, Reply)
 I bought boned chicken breasts the other week as they were a bit cheaper and you got an extra one.
	I bought boned chicken breasts the other week as they were a bit cheaper and you got an extra one.It was a bit faffy. I'd sooner pay for them prepared.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:53, Reply)
 Taylor's Eyewitness are good.
	Taylor's Eyewitness are good.I mean, if you want high street prices. If you want to go all posh you could always get Sabatier.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:57, Reply)
 I'll wait until we get our extension then I have an excuse for SHARP THINGS
	I'll wait until we get our extension then I have an excuse for SHARP THINGS(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:58, Reply)
 I was really disappointed with the set of Sabatiers that I got
	I was really disappointed with the set of Sabatiers that I gotThey don't hold an edge very well
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:07, Reply)
 That was probably it. Or maybe just a sharpener.
	That was probably it. Or maybe just a sharpener.That, and I've never filleted anything in my life.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:01, Reply)
 If you're not looking to spend a lot, i've had some Taylor's Eyewitness Colorware ones for about a year and they're great.
	If you're not looking to spend a lot, i've had some Taylor's Eyewitness Colorware ones for about a year and they're great.(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:38, Reply)
 Yeah', that would be a bit of a faff, the savings ain't worth it on them, but you get the skin which is the best bit unless your stirfrying.
	Yeah', that would be a bit of a faff, the savings ain't worth it on them, but you get the skin which is the best bit unless your stirfrying.I recently discovered boanless chicken thighs, they're a right bargin.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)
 I now have some Sainsburys hot and spicy chicken and rice
	I now have some Sainsburys hot and spicy chicken and riceAmazingly, it is rather nice
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:43, Reply)
 The sainers hot food is OK.  And for £3.40 or whatever, you can't go wrong.
	The sainers hot food is OK.  And for £3.40 or whatever, you can't go wrong.  (, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:47, Reply)
 Not in central London it's not.
	Not in central London it's not.By the time you've chosen it and got to the checkout it's cold and awful.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:48, Reply)
 
	 I wandered lonely as a cow
That farts on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw my lunch,
A host, of golden rice and ting;
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:53, Reply)
 
	 For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in wanking mood,
They flash upon that Japanese eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:57, Reply)
 One of the most attractive women on my floor
	One of the most attractive women on my flooralways has lunch alone. Sits in the lunch bit with nobody ever approaching her or talking to her. Seems a bit odd.
She must really stink.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 12:58, Reply)
 Go over and give her a bit of the old Gallic charm.
	Go over and give her a bit of the old Gallic charm.  And have a sniff.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:00, Reply)
 "alright, love?
	"alright, love?"How come you're always nobby nomates? Do you smell or sumfink?"
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:03, Reply)
 Or maybe
	Or maybeshe doesn't like the rest of you witless cretins and would rather spend time alone
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:09, Reply)
 no no no
	no no nosomeone's attractive, therefore they must be worth talking to, regardless of what their personality is like. that's how society works, right?
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)
 She's right, though.
	She's right, though.Why would you want to look at, much less talk to, a minger?
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:20, Reply)
 anyone who cares/talks more about the outside than the inside is a moron
	anyone who cares/talks more about the outside than the inside is a moronsadly this is a LOT of people.
and the DM.
(, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 13:20, Reply)
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