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Looks like eveyone had their 10% and fucked off home early! Where the fuck did that Malaysian Air flight go? No trace whatsoever - spooky.
Alt: What's for us tea?
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Don't care going home now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:27,
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I reckon crashed into TGB's gopping fuck hole(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:27,
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Is it the chicken Tikka lasagne Iceland make?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:31,
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chicken tikka lasagne from iceland eh... you know how to spoil your family docEDIT FUCKING MINDPISS
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Nothing from iceland is "lush"Except the alcoholic folk who shop there.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:35,
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Its not that uncommon there was one a couple of years ago where they didn't find the plane for 2 years or so. If it hit deep water all they can do is try to plot its last known from the radar readings
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The Twilight ZoneAlt: probably takeout, I am beyond knackered.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:30,
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Shouldn't really have carried on when I got homeI'm a fool to myself.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:37,
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Oh, dear. I ironed a shirt when I got in which was quite an achievement.
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They've got Thai fighters looking for that downed flight. Baddum tish!
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They aren't even clear from the radar readings."maybe it turned back"
"we lost contact when it went into vietnam airspace"
Them 2 stolen passport passengers seem dodgy.
Im cooking a diced beef chili tonight and some for lunch tomorrow, so don't fucking ask again. OK?!?!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:34,
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The passports are a migration issue. Nothing to worry about. RIGHT-HO! (, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:38, Reply)
They've migrated to Atlantis(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:39,
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Stupid fucking work getting in the wayChicken and tomato pasta tonight
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:34,
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Sounds good. Imma have prok chop, salad and a nice jacket with sour cream and chives.
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Sour cream is fucking great!I need to make some chilli soon. I always make it mild then serve it with chopped chilli, spring onion and sour cream
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:38,
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He serves it by dunking his turgid cock into the pot and letting his guests lick of the resulting meaty cheesy gloop(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:40,
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if she has a problem with it, let her make her own chilliproblem solved.
I fucking love a smokey bean chilli
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:41,
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Smokey chilli bean sounds like a Mexicans clitoris(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:43,
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Make it with diced beef and not mince. Much better(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:46,
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Look at the size of this one I bought the other day, bought 2 for £4.50 the lighter is next to it for compairson imgur.com/YCe6SFa
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:31,
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as ifit makes you realise just how big and powerful the sea is, if something the size of an aircraft can just disappear into it.
alt: nowt. ate too much over the weekend, stupid girls' night/lunch.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:41,
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What amazed me was when that frnech plane went downand they managed to recover the black box within a few days
From the bottom of the sea.
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I heard that a big fat black woman found it, but the news reporters all said she was a skinny white girl.(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:47, Reply)
it took them 2 years to get all the bits together thoughseems like that one was pilot error, not knowing how to handle plane in that emergency scenario etc. this one will probably be something similar; it's the only logical explanation.
but fuck me, the media are frotting themselves over it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:48,
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Is it though swipe? Is it though?What about all this weird passport shit that's happened?
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my personal view is that people had used stolen passports for other nefarious meansbut not to blow up the plane. someone would have come forward to claim responsibility for the theft of it by now.
it goes to show more that passport control is only as good as the person doing the checking. although I did roll my eyes at the Malaysian minister saying, can't people have sense? people with Asian faces using Italian passports?
what, because you can't have Asian parents, but be born in Italy? sorry, stupid me, I didn't realise your face came from the geographical location of your birth, not genetics.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:52,
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Exactly I mean you were born in the North of EnglandAnd Orangutans are from Borneo
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go and lick your dog's asshole until it bleedsGO ON, OFF YOU GO
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:56,
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they would roll their eyes too if they could.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:56,
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Dreadful for the families. On the upside there were some Aussies on the plane.
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It amazes me when they lose fucking Oil Tankers.Do you know how big those things are?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:27,
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Especially in this day'n'age with all that tech(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:27,
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I made lamb stew in the slow cooker at lunch timeshould be about ready by now.
It has beans in it.
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Also busy, but also good thanks.I've actually been able to go running a few times over the last few weeks, which is nice, and I'm hoping to go again tonight.
We had our first projectile vomitting incident on Friday night. Me and the wife ended up covered in sick and had to clean the whole house. Luckily it was a nice weekend and the bairn was okay by saturday morning.
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Ooh, lovely, bet that was just what you wanted!Glad the little un is feeling better though. My sister is ready to pop again, her 2nd is due on the 24th.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:47,
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I cant understnad how anyone who has had a child thinks that having another is a good idea.(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:49, Reply)
She comes from a large family, innit?I'm wondering if any of my siblings are going to have more than 2 kids though, doubt any will have 6.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:49,
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It's this kind of bent spastic behaviour that gives you a reputation.(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:55, Reply)
We were at Kew on Sunday and in the queue for the parking ticketsthere was a floppy haired young father with a kid throwing an absolute grade A shit fit over some ice lolly or something. He was attempting to negotiate with it in hushed tones "now be quiet sweetie, you're embarrassing Daddy."
I immediately thought "That's totally a Nakers type, right there."
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Kroney, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:57,
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I don't negotiate with terrorists Also I get free entry to Kew you should have asked
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:05,
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Oh, we bought a year's ticket thingie, now.I'd have stomped the little fucker's lolly into the ground and dragged her home.
Bitch.
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Kroney, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:13,
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Bit mentalAlt: Texas hot links, chips and veg. Reet good.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:42,
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Spicy sausages, picked them up over the weekend, surprisingly hot.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:44,
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Wholesaler nearby, pretty good quality. As long as they are "pretty good"!
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I'd hate to think he would buy anything less than prett good quality.(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:51, Reply)
Better quality than standard supermarket, not butcher quality, mindStill, well worth it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:53,
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5 finger discount at the the pick and mix butchers(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:47,
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Wholesaler nearby, pretty good quality, and thankfully cheap(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:48,
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But Stunned, there is no Malaysian Air Flight. There _was_ a Malaysian Air Flight, but it died in a house fire, 100 years ago to this day; lost it's whole family. Are you sure you saw a Malaysian Air Flight?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:47,
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I reckon there is a whole load of passengers on a desert island wondering how a polar bear got there with them.(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Lost as in, the show.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:51,
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I honestly thought it was a viral at one point.Perhaps its a very well still could be a viral thats gone horribly wrong, that'll end in insurance fraud.
Maybe terrorists and the govs are covering it up?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:51,
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I heard when he turned back to look at the car, the flight was on the roof with his wife's severed head!(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:50, Reply)
I heard that when he went to the bathroom, he looked in the mirrorand someone had written "mayalsian aircraft can lick too"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:52,
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I heard that he walkd out of his house to catch the bus to school and when he looked back the plane leapt out of the doorway, grabbed his mum and pulled her back into the dark(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:54, Reply)
I'm making this againimgur.com/tTaMBgq
- Aspagous, Spring Onion, Tenderstem Brockaly: In a garlic/honey/soy/oyster sauce, steamed.
- Sea bass: Covered in sweet miso, soy, honey
- Sushi Rice: with all the maronaids mixed through
NYOMIKINZ
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:50,
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That does sound good. You appear to have matched the right flavours.
Bit strong on salt?
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Thanks ! I was quite pleased with it.The soy is dark, so its not very salty, more for colour and bulking. I went a bit OTT with the Garlic though, I used frozen cloves*, but I wasn't snogging anyone. Using a bit less of it this time.
* They're actually really good, already pealed, slightly less flavour, soo much easier to slice.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:58,
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brockaly!move over oboejeans, we have a new contender
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:53,
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Hah, not quite a contender, but still good... brockaly is a district of New Pork (york).(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:59,
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Azaelia Banks is looking haggard.TTJ!!!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:00,
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I really hope this links up
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:00,
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Damn, I was hoping the arms would touch(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:00,
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if you keep watching, they do(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:04,
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quorn burrito thingthat is the answer to both questions
I have rehearsal tonight, I want to skyve it, but there's only 2 until the concert and I can't play good
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:05,
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Alt: sausage and chicken cassoulet And a tangerine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:18,
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