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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Blimey, they're popping off this week.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26573929
His writings were good reading, whether you agreed with him or not. I did, mostly. Any thoughts?
Alt, have you ever voted? Do you think it changes anything?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 7:43, 225 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Oh good, I do like a nice lighthearted thread to start the day!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 7:48, Reply)
Sorry frog. I liked the guy, he had a few convictions and stood by them. I respected the bloke. Feel free to start another thread :(

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 7:56, Reply)
No, don't mind me dear boy, I'm only messing.
Although I shy away from political discussion on here, mainly because I find it boring to listen to a bunch of autistic freaks pretend to know what they are talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 7:59, Reply)
I'm feeling fragile, don't be nasty to me today.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:04, Reply)
I'm never genuinely nasty, apart from to Dozer because he is a fucking cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:05, Reply)
Maybe you should go to see a real doc.
I have to say though old Tony was a proper old school politician, and a cracking bloke by the sounds of things. A few more of his type wouldn't go amiss.
Alt I always vote, I get very pissed off when people don't, it changes many things indirectly e.g. the NHS at the moment
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:07, Reply)
If the Tories get another term, which I think unlikely, the NHS is basicaly fucked.
Ninja edit,
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:14, Reply)
Toties? PHWOAR!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:15, Reply)
Women shouldnt be given any power
They only get it wrong they cant focus their pretty little heads.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:18, Reply)
They should just stick to looking nice, while us chaps do the real work.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:20, Reply)
damn right
Maybe chip in with some cleaning and cooking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:24, Reply)
Yes, they are things the we do better but don't have time for

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:25, Reply)
Any hot biscuit tips frog?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:28, Reply)
trade secrets mate, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:30, Reply)
I've been hearing Kit Kat chatter...

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:31, Reply)
Technically, a chocolate covered wafer

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:32, Reply)
Not biscuit then? Intriguing.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:40, Reply)
I do seem to recall that shiney faced prick
promising something completely the opposite in poster form,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:21, Reply)
This.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nhs-refused-paltry-1-pay-3239888
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:20, Reply)
But aren't those that are being refused the 1% already getting an automatic 3% rise?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:54, Reply)
No

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:31, Reply)
That's not what I read...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:43, Reply)
Can't you just put Dozer on 2.0?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:09, Reply)
If I were to 2.0 anyone, I'd start with you x

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:10, Reply)
^ proper meanie today. I diagnose being a twat :p

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:15, Reply)
At least you've moved on from 'fiagnosing' people, Dr Retard.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:16, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:19, Reply)
Already upset ^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:18, Reply)
^11 years, 2 'jokes'^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:19, Reply)
1 out of 10
must try harder
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:22, Reply)
Typical lefties
One out All Out
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:02, Reply)
Alright SBT.
I am on a day off but have Course Shit to finish.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:09, Reply)
Morning AB.
Day off for me, so daughter and dog walking. And pizza making :)
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:13, Reply)
I don't know that much about medical education - do you lot lot get many Pointless Bullshit courses to do?
I am currently finishing off 3000 words of utter drivel about mentorship.
What I wanted from the course was some stuff about my legal and ethical position vis-a-vis stuff like signing off final placement students and some handy hints and tips on in-the-workplace-teaching and got 8 weeks of management speak and very little of the above.

It didn't help that there were two physchiatric nurse cunts on the course who lapped up all that bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:17, Reply)
Yes, quite a few.
I have a diversity one coming up soon, which I've done several times. Utter bollocks.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:23, Reply)
I didnt think doctors needed to do modern dance

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:23, Reply)
Diversity tells us that we are all the same, but different. A few days of role play involving this, then a written
resume and oral presentation.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:27, Reply)
A few days?
Fucking hell. I'd buy a good book if I were you.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:30, Reply)
This is the sort of horseshit I am writing.
www.ukessays.com/essays/nursing/assessment-and-accountability-in-mentorship-nursing-essay.php

I could be doing something useful for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:27, Reply)
I got as far as SWOT analysis, then gave up.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:30, Reply)
That was the point at which I switched off and the theme from 'Magic Roundabout' started playing in my head on the classroom days.
My most common question to the lecturers 'Yes, but what do you actually WANT with this piece of work?'

I was rather passive-aggressively referred to in the 'problem students' session as 'the one who doesn't see the point in anything'.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:36, Reply)
I bet you felt proud!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:39, Reply)
I rather pointedly answered the 'what do you do with this one' question with 'give them a sensible rationale for why something is one, rather than parrot off a load of guff'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)
was it him who told Ali G that kids should get caned at school and it never did him any harm?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:28, Reply)
No idea. I hope not.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:33, Reply)
no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:34, Reply)
Rhodes Boyson weren't it?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:36, Reply)
dunno
Not Tony Benn though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:40, Reply)
I liked it when he used to go into the shop and try on the costumes

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:39, Reply)
I liked it when he was a lovable 650-lb American black bear.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:41, Reply)
As if by magic, Two Hats appeared

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:44, Reply)
alright noncingupinblue

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:45, Reply)
alright plumnoncer
I'm gonna nonce an older woman later on
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:46, Reply)
gerontophilia?
You and b3th should compare notes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:48, Reply)

notes wrinkles
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:02, Reply)
of course I vote, what sort of cunt doesn't vote?
Anyone who spoils their paper as a 'protest' is a deluded idiot as well.

And yes it makes a difference. The leader of the party with the most MPs elected is asked to form a government. Do you really not understand how representative democracy works?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:42, Reply)
I agree, but it is high time we had a 'None of the above' option.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:45, Reply)
'nonce of the above' more like

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:46, Reply)
clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:47, Reply)
Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:47, Reply)
I disagree
If there is nobody you wish to vote for, then stand for election yourself.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:47, Reply)
Don't be silly

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:47, Reply)
I'm not being silly.
There is a varied choice of candidates, just choose the one you agree with the most.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:49, Reply)
But what if you can't be bothered? what then eh?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:50, Reply)
then you are Captain Placid AICMFP

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:52, Reply)
^bollockhead^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:03, Reply)
The problem with the current system is that means an awful lot of votes count for nothing

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:55, Reply)
yes, but you have a directly accountable local representative
Are you advocating pure PR?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:56, Reply)
I'm not sure
I don't know enough about the pros and cons, but possibly.
I was disappointed the AV system didn't make it though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:59, Reply)
Why would an integrated TV/DVD/surround system be standing for election anyway?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:01, Reply)
It would only be useful
if a "none of the above" meant:
that should that pull the most votes then new candidates had to stand
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:50, Reply)
quite

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:51, Reply)
I agree

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:53, Reply)
BUT THEN UKIP WOULD GET IN!!!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:55, Reply)
they would see us right
I mean its not like they don't have great policies on everything and are simply a one concept party at all
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:05, Reply)
I like the way many of their candidates have absolutely no idea what their policies are on other issues

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:06, Reply)
It shows an open mind

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:18, Reply)
You can always tell a party that isn't racist by the amount of times they have to say 'we are not racist'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)
TGGI^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)
My view is, if you don't vote then you can't complain if you don't like the result
Though maybe a "none if the above" option on ballot papers might show up some interesting opinions....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:46, Reply)
I didn't say I didn't vote, I was asking if others did.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:49, Reply)
The commies are dropping like flies this week!
I might have a lunchtime beer to celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:55, Reply)
text me when theres a new thread

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 8:57, Reply)
Alright frog?
Foggy innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:01, Reply)
Not anymore :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:12, Reply)
Have a read of this instead.
b3ta.com/questions/onenightstands/post2237351
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)
boring.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:12, Reply)
You want to get in there and stick up for your bird

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:17, Reply)
unsurprisingly i find it exceeding dull

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:18, Reply)
It is lacking in panache and artistic flair

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:19, Reply)
Classic. I have clicked accordingly.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)
You,re a funy guy...

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:18, Reply)
Not me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)
agreed

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)
Sorry, thought it was.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)
Nah, Battered mainly does fanfic about Poppet

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:32, Reply)
Morning DBT
Why are you delicate?

I've had a shit night's sleep again and look like a fucking panda
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:07, Reply)
Not possible
Pandas are renowned for never fucking, that's why they're endangered.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)
Mrs Cow must be a panda then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)
I beg to differ...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)
Morning Mohammed
Have you tried getting a new bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)
I do need a new mattress

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)
It Makes a massive difference

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:14, Reply)
Its not that its not comfy, just old and needs replacing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:14, Reply)
but enough about the missus
ahahahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)
I was gonna make this joke about myself

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)
ever the gentleman

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:29, Reply)
Get a mattress topper as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)
Maybe after our holiday
Need to save cash

In other news, I HAVE COURGETTES STARTING TO GROW!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)
Ooh ohh I'm gonna plant some of them soon!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:18, Reply)
I'm far too excited by this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)
I gonna plant tomatos, beans, lettuces and some purple carrots

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)
I cant find any purple carrot seeds at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)
oh missed this one
I gave YM my purple carrot seed last night...


Ahhhhh that feels better
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)
Shame its not grown, really

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:49, Reply)
It is really
Why are people cutting off willys round your way sporters?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Gyppos, apparently
Rory's lot getting LOLupset at someone porking one of their birds
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)
why would anyone want to?
unwashed minge trapped inside a polyester tracksuit. shudder.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:52, Reply)
Oh bejesus

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)
They had to be sure it would happen again

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
they sell them at waitrose you know

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
something YM something my courgette grow something

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:24, Reply)
Just feel a bit grotty, my hay fever kicked in this week possibly that?
Imay have to see a proper doctor.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)
Early for hayfever?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)
It is yes, but the usual symptoms,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:17, Reply)
I've been up since 4am.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)
4:30am for me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)
7:30 for me :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)
Thats a fucking lie in!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)
^ This ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)
It saddens me to agree with this

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)
Yer, thought I'd get the late train as it's Friday and little ape didn't wake till after 7

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:18, Reply)
An excellent start to the day then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:18, Reply)
Yeah it's alright! Plus sunshine!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)
Just starting to get nice now up here

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)
Ha ah yeah right "nice"
By that I assume the rain is falling vertically rather than horizontally
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Blue skies overhead now
None of that shit fog you lot have had
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)
It's all gone now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)
I used to love watching his show.
Going in the fancy dress shop, dressing up and getting into all sorts of scrapes and larks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:41, Reply)
I now have the theme tune stuck in ma heed

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)
Alright? What's good this morning?
I'm feeling chipper.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:42, Reply)
Everything is good today
Its fucking Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:44, Reply)
It's payday.
It's payrise and bonus payday.

IT'S FUCKING CRACKERJACK!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)
are you getting 1% like those chumps in the NHS?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:47, Reply)
FUCK NO!
4.5% and a 24% salary bonus.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Nice work

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Tax man has given me a kicking.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Still free money innit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Exactly.
It's all my holidays paid for, spending money. The lot.

New suits, shirts and some money to waste in Bristol next week.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)
\o/
Wish we got a bonus....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)
You should have worked harder at school.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)
tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)
^ this ^
the tax man ate most of my last fucking bonus. fair enough to tax fatcat bonuses, but generally a bonus is an incentive/reward and so the first few thousand should be tax free. i'd happily give them tax on lottery wins instead, as a squid pro quo.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:07, Reply)
*sobs*
first few thousand
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)
if you get £5k, after tax there isn't that much left
I would say up to £10k should be tax-free, if it's performance based, but in return lottery wins can be taxed. that's money for virtually nothing, that is.

did you see the lottery winner who's marrying a girl 43 years younger than him? what a pair of twats.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:17, Reply)
Never had a bonus
:o(
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)
car allownece 4eva in r hartz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Spread bet or just bet 50% of your bonus and then when you win that would be tax free.
And is it a bonus or just withheld earnings that you should have rightly earned in the first place. Bonuses are for dicks, commission and shares are what you get for work. Not directed at you per se.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:23, Reply)
what if you work for a partnership and there are no shares?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:24, Reply)
damn it I only get 20% : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Amateur.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)
i no rite
BUT my last pay rise was 15% so IN YOUR FACE insurance boy
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
That's because you changed employer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:58, Reply)
maybe...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Beers are on you!
on in
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)
Quiet day today as a bunch of us are going out to a nice Italian tonight.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)
You'll be fucking shitfaced by 9pm

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)
My bonus was end of last month.
Not being a salesman it weren't great, but a nice little bung never hurts. Currently negotiating a price rise.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Pays for the work on your banger, eh?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)
Poor Mrs Kroney

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Well you know, we all have our hobbies.
Mine's cars, yours is gout.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)
hoorah
i'll help you spend it next weekend
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)
bacon cereal
all the porky goodness of bacon with refreshing ice cold milk
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)
the way teh milk turns pink can be a little off puttying though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:52, Reply)
I had a bacon roll this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Good lad.Excellent breakfast choice.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:04, Reply)
Farewell Mr Benn.
You were of course Pipe Smoker of the Year 1992.

Now you will be going up in smoke.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)
If ever a man suited a pipe it was Tony

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Alright 'E. J. Thribb'

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Well spotted.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)
I liked Tony Benn. I like Prescott, too.
I admire people that stand up for their convictions. Grudgingly in some cases, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)
you're french everything you do is grudging

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:02, Reply)
I'm not a great fan of Prescott, tbh.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:02, Reply)
He stands up for his beliefs.
Even if I don't agree with his beliefs, I admire his tenacity. Grudgingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:06, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/Tony-Benns-Greatest-Hits-Spoken/dp/1904734030
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:09, Reply)
London suggestions?
We're off next weekend. Anything new/exciting for kids there?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)
would be better if it flooded

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)
for what?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
HE DOES NOT MEAN THAT HE WANTS YOU TO TAKE HIS KIDS' VIRGINITY
down boy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
For family stuff. Places to visit, outside the usual touristy stuff.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:01, Reply)
stuff for tourists with kids
natural history museum
London aquarium
kew gardens
tower of London

they are good things to do, but you will be surrounded by plebby tourists. if you want to avoid gawping provincials, try the horniman museum or the Chelsea physic garden, that sort of alternative. otherwise suck up the tourists: they are there because those things are pretty iconic for kids to see. also, you get to see wild parrots at kew.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:05, Reply)
That Chelsea place looks good.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)
it's really beautiful, and they do dinner there in the evenings, which is stunning. a well-kept secret.
although the kids might find it boring, depending on their ages. In all honesty, you might be better taking them to regents park for a run-around and then to the zoo, if they are under 10.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Daughter is nearly 4.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)
london zoo it is
sorry dude. bring the wife for a trip to dinner at the Chelsea physic garden, she'll think you are fucking romeo.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:22, Reply)
We'll check the zoo.
Kid loved York last week, she's train mad :)
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)
there is also the london transport museum, which is in covent garden, so lots of other stuff to do
when my nephew was her age, I took him there and then to make his own bear at the build a bear factory, he said it was "the best day of his life", bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Go to Nakers cunt touching emporium

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Go on a sewer tour.
With any luck you'll be overcome by noxious gases and your desiccated corpses discovered by sewermen days later having been gnawed on by black rats the size of your forearm. The sewermen will turn in your bodies to the authorities, but not until after stripping them of valuables. Nobody will care.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)
Full of the joys of spring

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:07, Reply)
^Dead of coal-dust related emphysema before the age of fifty.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:09, Reply)
Nearest mine to where I live is at least 3 miles away
Still true though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)
my dad's mate has an old copper mine in his back garden
he used to let us go down there when we were little. not sure what my dad was thinking. probably hoping we'd never come back.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)
Get in there!
Its worth a fortune now
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)
really?
I assumed they stopped mining it because nobody wanted it any more.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)
I was clearing out some shit from the garden to take to the tip and took some copper wire to the scrappy
£10 for not very much at all
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:22, Reply)
yeah but going down and chiselling it out with a hammer sounds like a bit more work than going to the scrappy
hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:24, Reply)
yeah you just need to get about 4 different
minerals to combine into the ore, then smelt it and refine it so happy days
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Biggest pikey crime going at the moment
Railways and motorway lighting etc. Few grand per ton!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:26, Reply)

mine
there on him
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:22, Reply)
dead of Moth attack aged 40 ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:26, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)
Only 6 years left :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:40, Reply)
if you want some excitment for the kids
I suggest blacking them up and going on a walking tour of Brixton.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)
Haha.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)
oh LOL
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRVaU9X0rOs
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)
i hate people

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)
So do I, can you die.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:24, Reply)
I'm on my 4th Guinness.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:18, Reply)
You at the races?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)
Bit early?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)
Drink problem ^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)
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Please pop along and join me there. There will be* cake

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(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:43, Reply)

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