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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've just eaten a massive portion of various pasta salads and I have a bottle of strawberry milk.
Today is ten years since I started seeing my wife. I have made her a card with pipecleaners and glitter glue. It's very cool.

What were you doing ten years ago? No, you weren't doing my wife, I was the only one in the room, you may have been doing my mum though, she was on the other side of the world so I would have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:34, 220 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I was two days out of school, on study/wank leave for my GCSEs

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:34, Reply)
Earning about £90k and spending most of it on cocaine.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:36, Reply)
What an impressive figure you must have cut.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:36, Reply)
Even more obnoxious than I am now, believe it or not.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Oh I can believe it. Cocaine makes bigger cunts out of even massive cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:38, Reply)
TGB took cocaine?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Old school. I like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:45, Reply)
I was fucking up my AS-Levels.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:37, Reply)
I was two years into a ten year career which was to fall apart at the seams and leave me penniless in the end. Haha! If only I knew what would happen.....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:40, Reply)
Were you designing and selling angry sun tattoos?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:44, Reply)
No, the indigenous people of north america beat me to it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:44, Reply)
Bet they didn't colour them in though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Not after the white devil came and raped their land of the naturally abundant fluorescent pens

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:49, Reply)
Sexy white devil

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:57, Reply)
thanks very much

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:02, Reply)
I was six months off 30, and temping, having just undergone a horrible employment situation.
It's a beautiful day, but still we're not allowed to get naked at our desks where I work.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)
I'd not long moved into my old house so was most likely painting or something

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)
i was a trainee solicitor
as i was in my corporate seat, and had 18 people giving me work, i was working 18 hour days, on one notorious occasion when i was practically gabbling japanese by the end of it, a 48 hour day, and had no idea that the boss i was starting to fancy would turn out to be a violent cokehead who shat the bed...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Oh wow, so to get up the corporate ladder, you worked really hard
and fucked your boss. GO FEMINISM!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:45, Reply)
pffffffft
he was a lowly associate. and he never did make partner. and i started seeing him after i moved to a different department. and there is no "corporate ladder" for trainees. you qualify or you don't.

but apart from that, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Battered was your boss?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Shattered

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Were you in the bed too?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 12:54, Reply)
sadly yes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:57, Reply)
but believe me
not for fucking long
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:58, Reply)
Once you'd rolled around in it for 5 mins and massaged it into your tits you got bored, right?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:00, Reply)
*bokes *

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 13:01, Reply)
OfficeSplutter

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 May 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Are you sure it wasn't you that shat the bed in your sleep,
And in a sweet way moved you, washed you, rolled on it and took the blame to save you the embarrassment?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 13:02, Reply)
I think she saw him do it from memory

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:04, Reply)
I bet you love remembering swipe near poo don't you?
Fucken pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 13:07, Reply)
If he had to be reminded how to shit then his memory mustn't have been all that good

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:08, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/itsover/
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:11, Reply)
I do so love that story

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:14, Reply)
I was still living in London and hating it.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:46, Reply)
You want to move somewhere with very low levels of literacy, lower than average wages and a shorter than average life expectancy

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:47, Reply)
I went home where the weather is lovely the views are spectacular and I'm considered a genius compared to the locals.
People at my level get jobs on national pay scales. I earn the same here as I would in most universities.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:58, Reply)
+ book throwing, ice maidens

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 May 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Ten years ago would have been about the time I started seeing the ex.
That worked out well.

Nothing much else of note happened when I was 23. It was a boring year.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:52, Reply)
I was 16,
So I'd have been extremely stoned, playing Magic the Gathering and listening to nu-metal. Either that or skateboarding. Because I was really cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 12:53, Reply)
*taps mountain*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:02, Reply)
I dug my old decks out the other day,
And thanks to years of cannabis I seem to have forgotten how to play. Which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 13:04, Reply)
"play" your "decks"
You seem to be confusing a device for playing other peoples music with a musical instrument.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:04, Reply)
You seem to be confusing "record decks" with "decks of cards"
You fucking spastic, you clearly haven't read the first post.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:06, Reply)
YEAH, TELL HIM!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Oh man, that's gotta rank a 9 on the SSc

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:07, Reply)
9.5 easy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Takes any opportunity to elbow in his views on stuff, he's got it all wrong and made himself look a *right* prick.
He should apologise really.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:08, Reply)
I'm sorry for misinterpreting your post.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:14, Reply)
It wasn't MY post silly sausage! What's wrong with you man, you're falling apart!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:16, Reply)
You younguns all look the same to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:17, Reply)
RACIST

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:18, Reply)
I'm sure you haven't forgotten how to play with yourself though
Which, as a Magic: The Gathering player, I can only assume was another hobby.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:09, Reply)
I had a girlfriend and all.
She thought I spent too much time stoned playing cards, and left me. So yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 13:11, Reply)
Silly cow, what did she know, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:43, Reply)
Yeh! Thats an easy 8 on the SSc!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:09, Reply)
I'm sticking with a 9.5, but I respect your opinion in terms of callibration on the SSc

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:10, Reply)
It's my fucking scale!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:35, Reply)
Deck of cards.
Play game.
Whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 13:06, Reply)
I was equal distance between the births of my third and fourth children
Married, mortgaged and taking my first dip in IT waters by teaching myself SQL.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:57, Reply)
Fuck me you must be as old as edjog

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:35, Reply)
27 at the time

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Debbie McGee or Susan Hamilton?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 13:05, Reply)
Neither thanks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:16, Reply)
I've just found out my decree absolute came through on April Fools Day. Hahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Maybe that's why she wanted to go to yours last night.
To tell you it was all an elaborate practical joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Nis(i)

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Ah life does throw these little moments at times

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:20, Reply)
Ten years ago I was unmarried, with no kids and playing in a well cool band.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Oh man, what happened to you?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:21, Reply)
It all fell apart :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:22, Reply)
your anus?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:22, Reply)
NO YOU ARE ANUS

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:27, Reply)
NO REAL NAMES

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:29, Reply)
Soz m8

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Ten years ago I got married
I am really old
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Chip shop lunch!
Steak and Mushroom pie/pasty, chips and gravy. I'm stuffed now but a mug of tea is helping it settle.

10 years ago I was working for the Ambulance Service and it was becoming apparent that the major project we were working on was never going to be finished mostly due to a complete lack of any sort of planning.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:27, Reply)
I'm just had delivery of a KFC
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:32, Reply)
How lazy do you have to be to get KFC delivered?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:38, Reply)
My boss was going to the drive through
In answer, very
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:48, Reply)
much like that sentence

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:32, Reply)
Just because it's cold doesn't make it salad
Hth
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:33, Reply)
oh god
this played out for about 100 posts on gonz's facebook the other day...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:35, Reply)
I am correct in the matter
Now let that he an end to it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:36, Reply)
i think pasta may be better cold than hot...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:38, Reply)
You are a fucking idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:40, Reply)
it's great hot
but on balance, i think i prefer it cold. it's called a personal preference. i thought you lefties were keen on people being able to express themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:41, Reply)
There are levels of idiocy that cannot be left to fester

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:42, Reply)
cold pasta is fucking delicious
stuff that shit up with some cheese and lots of salad vegetables and a drizzle of dressing... what's not to love?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:47, Reply)
The cold pasta

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:49, Reply)
you cook it first, you know

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:51, Reply)
The temperature.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Ten years ago I was in my second year at uni, living in a filthy party house and generally being rock and roll

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:34, Reply)
indoor farmers market here today
i have some CB stilton and a rosemary and nigella seed roll and a spinach and ricotta thing
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:35, Reply)
What can farmers even grow indoors? Mushrooms, rubarb...weed?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:37, Reply)
they can sell a lot
this cheese is fucking amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:39, Reply)
It was scraped off a horse's cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:42, Reply)
The spinach and ricotta thing is surprisingly easy to make

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:42, Reply)
beat me to it :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:44, Reply)

make eat
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:50, Reply)
DOING MASSIVE DRUGS
ROCKING, RAVING AND MISBEHAVING
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:42, Reply)
+ BUMMING AND BEING BUMMED

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:43, Reply)
Bummer and bummee

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:43, Reply)
frigging in the rigging

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:46, Reply)
covered in seamen

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Most of us had grown up a bit more than that by the time we were 30

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:43, Reply)
Had we?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Oh you cunt. I was 22!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:45, Reply)
+ stone

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Ooh, I remember it well, I was sitting around in my pants

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:44, Reply)
Isn't that also what you are doing right now?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Yes
different pants though
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:47, Reply)
Well that's progress!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:48, Reply)
alright broa

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:46, Reply)
dsword

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:46, Reply)
alright do

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:47, Reply)
zing

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:47, Reply)
ton d

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:48, Reply)
I ent had me a KFC for ages
*burp*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Getting properly mashed every weekend and living the high life.
I kicked ass back then.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:51, Reply)
That'll explain why it fell off

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Roast beef, mustard, rocket, gorgonzola pannini. Gonna be honest, it's pretty fucking lush.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Sounds nice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:53, Reply)
with Monster or Red Bull?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:53, Reply)
Heh heh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:54, Reply)
maybe a Monster & Red Bull cocktail.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 13:55, Reply)
The liquid that trickled out of the industrial compressor, when they realised the sofa in your mum's dilapidated flat isn't worth saving, just like the rest of her shit.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:00, Reply)
that makes very little sense, even for you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:03, Reply)
i thought it was quite lyrical, myself
it has a certain.... pynchonesque glory about it

oh lolololol, check out the dictionary definition of pynchonesque. it might as well have a pic of dozer and have done with it:

Densely convoluted, verbose and full of allusion
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:04, Reply)
^ never read any Pynchon ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:05, Reply)
^hasn't read the full body of work^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:11, Reply)
alright The Disappointed, how's the smack addiction going?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:12, Reply)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:12, Reply)
it's a genuine question m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:13, Reply)
You seem a bit upset today? Why are you so upset?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:14, Reply)
on second thoughts, maybe just
ly convoluted, verbose and full of allusion
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Perfect!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:10, Reply)
^missing the narrative playfulness

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:05, Reply)
I, too, sometimes find Your Mum jokes hard to understand; it's not like they've even meet my mum, so how would they know?
Talk it through with your mentor, maybe she'll help.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:09, Reply)
I have no problem understanding coherent sentences.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:11, Reply)
"I just don't understand, she couldn't have sat next to everybody, she isn't even that fat. She sat next too a few people on her table, maybe that's what he meant? I just don't get it."

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Oddly enough, I was probably getting divorced.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 14:07, Reply)
And planning a murder

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:09, Reply)

getting divorced murdering my wife
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:09, Reply)
Slower than nakers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Are we meeting for drinks when you're finished then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:13, Reply)
^needy

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Don't we all need a bit of Nakers?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:15, Reply)
I'm part of your 5 a day

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:17, Reply)
I'm at the station already

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:15, Reply)
It's ok, Nakers!
Turns out it wasn't a job I applied for, they were coming to me. Totes a relief, though the "er, so which job was this one? I applied to a few" "um...you didn't, we approached you" conversation was a bit awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:18, Reply)
What were they offering IT drone work or something else?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Mostly IT drone
but it's with some meeja company, so there'll be all cool software to learn. Plus it's more hands on, so I'll be doing more crimping and terminating, which is much more up my street than holding the hand of some mental cripple whilst they try to grasp how to copy/paste
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Met a contractor last night who used to contract here
he's now working for a company in Oxford Street that are something to do with Music royalties.

He's changing a field on hundreds of forms from 9 characters long to 11 characters long. He begged us to kill him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:50, Reply)
christ

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:51, Reply)
It's a Grade-II listed building, y'know

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:18, Reply)
You are actually joking?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Cov rail station?
It looks like a carpark.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:22, Reply)
That the god of concrete took a dump on

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)
Nononono
It's an architectural high point of the brutalist movement
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:25, Reply)
We embraced brutalism in a big way after the Germans taught us that Medieval architecture was easily knocked down.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:28, Reply)
And we all wish they'd come back

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:29, Reply)
They left it in comparatively good condition.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Still married. Miserable.
Kids would have been quite young and more than likely solely responsible for me not murdering the Mrs Fister of the time.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 May 2014, 14:11, Reply)

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