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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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come on people!
so someone has leaked "dr who" scripts. i couldn't care less about dr who, but i do think it was mean to ruin it for people. have you ever leaked? or shared secrets?

alt: if you had to have (another) tattoo, where would you have it and what would it be?

altalt: i has LUNCH with journalists today at a nice gastropub. what are you having?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:05, 165 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
altalt: I have a Bodeans lunch today which is a bit grim.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:09, Reply)
Why is that? I thought it was good there

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:13, Reply)
i like bodeans, and i'm a vegematarian
but then, i mostly like the cheesecake
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)
It's over rated, Big Easy / TGIs / Red Dog are WAAAY better.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:20, Reply)
TGI's is terribly generic

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:24, Reply)
But they do good food and cocktails.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:29, Reply)
i lurrrrve the big easy
mmm frozen margs
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:29, Reply)
£20 lobster, chips and cocktail... wicked value. Should have gone up a size though.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)
my friend had an entire crab
it was just sitting on the plate, looking at her.

i stuck to my vegetarian fajitas that nothing had to be boiled alive to produce.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Plants have feelings too
just over far longer timescales than animals do
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Boiling alive kills them pretty much instantly.
It's worse if you try and stun them.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Obv is obv
lurrrrve am
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Once, after a night of heavy drinking, but I don't think anyone noticed.
Alt: Tattoos are revolting and common.
Altalt: A sandwich and some fruit, at my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:09, Reply)
I'm thinking about getting a half sleeve for my 40th birthday.
Then I think maybe if I have such cash I should spend it on camera gear.

Then I think I'd be walking around in an artwork (I upset a tattooist when I said I was considering commissioning him to do a piece which I would have my wife design. He told me in no uncertain terms that I'd get what he gave me, not what I gave him. lol gay)

I have another comedy gig to go to tonight at which a mate is performing. I hope he's not shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:13, Reply)
So forgive my ignorance, as I feel tattoos are for sailors and cunts
but why would that upset a tattooist? Why would he give a shit what you want to indelibly mark your body with?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:31, Reply)
He would give a shit because he is an artist, and his medium is tattooing.
He only does his own work, not other peoples.

Think of it like the difference between a band member and a session musician.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Sounds like a right prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Everyone does, Kroney.
Everyone does.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)
What a cunt.
A lot of artists will paint on commission, and you'll only get that if you paint what the person paying you wants.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Yer.
This chap can afford to do his own stuff exclusively.

I kind of like his stuff, but I don't think I'll go with him as he's a bit chippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Well bully for him, but given that you're indelibly marking someone else for life
the attitude that you'll take what I offer is exceptionally rude.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Well it's like buying an artwork.
You wouldn't say to Picasso "I like your stuff, but I'd like you to do one of a kitten playing with a ball of string."

Or maybe you would - I dunno. But anyway - that's the deal with this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Yeah you dont want a carpenter doing that sort of thing

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)
shut up jeff

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Woah harsh words man harsh words

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:10, Reply)
the comedy gig isn't me is it?
I'm not a he, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Not on purpose, no
I'm usually a person people tell them to

Alt:
I'm genuinely thinking of getting one for my 40th birthday.

AltAlt:
Beef sarnie
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:14, Reply)
oooh
you could get a tattoo above your arse that says SWIPE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:17, Reply)
I really could, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I thought it was Rachel's wipe
that's based upon your coprophilia btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:24, Reply)
coprophagia
that doesn't require any wiping
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:32, Reply)

S
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Doctor Who fights Daleks and Cybermen AGAIN. Big whoop
I might actually watch this one as I do enjoy peter Capaldi's actings. Though he won't be sweary.
I can be a bit of a gossip but only to people I know can keep it secret.

alt. A no entry sign above my arsehole and a Men at Work sign at the front

altalt. Chicken, chorizo and spaghetti in a spicy Italian sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Typical excuse of a gossiping queen here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Whatever. Im still popular

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Oh and Happy candle Day to Frogsnake. Prick.
One of the best ones here.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)
he's too busy for us today
playing with his new toy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)

"new" permanently attached
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Bike?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:25, Reply)
She's been around a bit, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:25, Reply)
ba dum tish

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)
The only tattoo I'd ever considered is an ambigram of my childrens names.
I only have one kid at the moment, so if and when I have another that's the only time it'd be considered.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:22, Reply)
I am extremely good with secrets and can be trusted completely
Tattoos are ghastly

Special fried rice I made last night with leftovers in the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:22, Reply)
After Boyce's food poisoning yesterday?!
Don't say you weren't warned
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:26, Reply)
you're not playing the game
if you don't get a tattoo, the mini apes will suffer terribly with a thousand papercuts.

so come on, what's it gonna be? a barcode on your helmet??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:33, Reply)
also i only just saw this on the popular page
As an ex letting agent and lawyer the only people you can look down on are door men and mini cab rapists

you meanie
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:34, Reply)
it took me about 10 mins to try and think of more parasitic careers
Wonga was the other and ppi cold callers
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)
what about people in marketing?
you exist to make people want things that are beyond their ability to purchase. but they think they are entitled to them because they seen them on the telly.

so then they rob and steal and turn to lives of crime and it's ALL YOUR FAULT.

how's that for being a parasite, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:38, Reply)
I mearly communictae opportunities

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:41, Reply)
"nearly"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)
He's close, but still so far.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Shut up Roy Walker

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:10, Reply)
I saw an advert in the paper last Friday advertising a credit card.
It said "You are just 3.7% from your next holiday."

Disgraceful.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Don't say that, Nakers won't understand where the problem lies.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Yeah,nice advert. for a credit card
(Dany Alvej, Sun 15 May 2022, 12:55, Reply)
LOWER THAN POND SCUM
LOWER THAN THE AMOEBAS THAT FEED ON THE POND SCUM.

LOWER THAN AL GETTING A BLOW JOB FROM YM IN YD'S CAR AND KICKING OFF WING MIRRORS WITH HIS FEET AS SHE SUCKS HIM DRY.

YEAH.

THAT LOW.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:03, Reply)
al should totally ms paint this
it would make a GOOD picture
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:04, Reply)
I would but with b3tards gone I don't know how to post things anymore.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)
If only there were other image hosting sites available on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:10, Reply)
suggestions?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)
imgur is quite popular with the kids these days

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:16, Reply)
photobucket is shite

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)

photo YM's
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:22, Reply)
DYAAKY

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Bill Hicks wouldn't have had a career if it hadn't been for advertising and marketing.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:32, Reply)
Terrible bullying of jaysum

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)
For breakfast I made Chia Seed Pudding using almond milk, with fresh blueberries and strawberries, with granola on top.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:30, Reply)
A man in your condition
should be on the Weetabix.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)
is he pregnant?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)
dodgy guts innit

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Whatever I eat is wrong from someone's point of view or another, so I eat what I want.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Good man. Fuk da haterz

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)
I tend to follow the advise on those who have read my medical records rather than those who have glanced at my facebook.
Just, you know, as a general rule of thumb.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)
That kind of attitude won't get you far in this life Gonz. You should be open to crowd sourcing.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Are you going to sprout grass hair?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)
i might buy frog a helmet for his new toy
i like the glossy pink one. or maybe the gold. blingy.

https://www.triple8.com/shop/product/Triple-Eight-Brainsaver-Glossy-Helmet-with-Sweatsaver-Liner
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Well gay.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:40, Reply)
bad homunculous
bad
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Are they even Bicycle bash hats? Look like skating ones to me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:45, Reply)
i dunno
i just googled "glossy pink helmet".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:04, Reply)
at work? Bit reckless

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Frog helmet. Lols

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:50, Reply)
After a days treking in Goa I leaked massively
it wasn't good and required the burning of clothes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Gastropubs should make their minds up, pub or restaurants? Pretentious fuckers.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Will you serve food at your money pit?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Yes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:08, Reply)
Will you be this forthcoming with information when customers come in to make enquiries?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Most pubs serve food. I find the gastro bit, pretentious

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)
The only food proper pubs need to serve is crisps and peanuts.
And at a total push just maybe chips in a basket.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:19, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:20, Reply)
All about the ones with a pie oven.
Lunchtime 'pie and a pint' offers are great.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:21, Reply)
Eating is cheating.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Pork Scratchings please

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Good lad,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:27, Reply)
Bit retro?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)
So your plan is to serve low quality food?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:20, Reply)
I don't really understand why serving nice food in a pleasant environment is pretentious.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Nevertheless, I'm sure the good doctor will make this venture a roaring success!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:25, Reply)
Not at all, just keep the gastro bit out. GAstro generally is justan excuse for upping the price.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:26, Reply)
I think you've misunderstood not only the word, but also sensible pricing in order to turn a profit.
Are you sure you should be going ahead with this?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:28, Reply)
They charge sensibly at the moment, and turn sn excellent food profit. Basic pub grub, burgers, chips, all day breakfasts and a few chilies and curries.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:31, Reply)
It genuinely sounds awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Yeah I like Wetherspoons too

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:39, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2320629
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:43, Reply)
WOAH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:45, Reply)
INORITE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:45, Reply)
If you serve better quality food, it costs more to produce so you have to charge more, in order to retain your profit margin.
Pretension has nothing to do with it.
It sounds as though the costs for the current menu are low, so they can sell it at low prices and still return a profit.

You are going to need to understand how these things work if you are planning on keeping your head above water.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:43, Reply)
It's ok though, because it sounds like he's taking over a shit, Northern working men's dive
and intending to continue running it in the same manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:56, Reply)
They're ok if they're split bar/lounge.
But the ones that are just restaurants that try and do as many covers as they can, can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Not recently

I won't conform - so no tattoos for me

Have to see what's in the cupboard - probably tuna sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Oh hello. I can be trusted with secrets, people confide in me.
Alt: Lemmy riding a bike being chased by an orangutan, on my arse.
Altalt: Nuffink
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)
i so want you to get that tattoo
but on your face
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:03, Reply)
How about he gets a tattoo of an arse with that tattoo on it, on his face?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:05, Reply)
how would you be able to see it?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:07, Reply)
I wouldn't - we live in different cities and only communicate via a text-based website.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)
And snapchat

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Yes, but I never see your face on that.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:19, Reply)
snatchchat

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:19, Reply)
The secret is, you're not good at secrets at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)
I am a very trustworthy man.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:18, Reply)
There is NO spoon

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)
I work with someone who knowing that others hadn't seen the end of breaking bad yet decided to constantly talk about it
I couldn't give a shit about it personally but knew others did so politely asked her to stop. She argued the toss. I feel I won the arguement when I shut her up by calling her a lightbulb faced fivehead.

Alt. I have several but have always made sure they can be covered up. My next one will be your real name across my face. My wife wishes for me to have a back piece done but I am not sure I want anymore. The piercings are gone too these days.

AltAlt. Nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:05, Reply)
I've leaked stuff for work at the request of clients.
I wouldn't have a tattoo.

Possibly fish fingers for lunch as I have micro today.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:06, Reply)
you're not getting the game
you HAVE to have a tattoo.

or micro will die in an explosive fish finger related incident. quick, what do you get??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:07, Reply)
God, it's like these wankers want to use the opportunity to show how pompous and middle class they are instead of just answering the questions.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:12, Reply)
Something about the size of a pin head, inside my arse crack so it couldn't be seen.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:13, Reply)
So a tattoo of your cock then!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Fish finger sandwich or GTF

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)
I've just realised in addition to a beef sarnie at lunch I'm having steak tonight too
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Double beef ftw

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Not for the first time eh eh eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Bovine dominance

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:31, Reply)
Well, they could just write some new episodes, how hard can it be to write a show so unashamedly shit?
I have shared secrets, but only by accident. Oh, and some gossip but nothing serious.

Alt: don't really want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Its so shit I could do it.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:14, Reply)
Alt: Please keep you hands and feet inside at all times and I hope you enjoy the ride
on my penis... yeah Ladies... hello... ladies... anyone...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:26, Reply)
I'd definitely watch you get it done

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:31, Reply)
very small font mind

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:00, Reply)
you enjoy a quadruple fisting/footing?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:02, Reply)
who doesnt?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:04, Reply)
alt: Probably something terrible since my current one is good
altalt: lentil soup and another comedy gig
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:28, Reply)
No, but my wife does all the time
Her sister will tell her stuff in confidence (usually about her relationship with her husband) and she'll go to tell me, starting with "Now, she told me not to tell anyone, but.."

Now..
a) I don't want to know
b) I'll not really be listening anyway
c) I'll forget anything I do hear by tomorrow
and
d) Seriously, I simply don't give a fuck about the lives of other people apart from immediate family and in-laws don't fucking count
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:39, Reply)
THIS^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:41, Reply)
i'm so glad i'm a girl
men have such narrow interests
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:48, Reply)
But they are, at least, interests.
Not the mind numbing shit that women pass off as interests and/or conversation.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Who cares who's sleeping with who beyond a quick high five and a "she dirty?"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:57, Reply)
isnt it something like
women use 13000 more words on a daily basis compared to men
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:01, Reply)
the same 13 a thousand times a day, likely

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:05, Reply)
This place is dead on its arse since I got a new bike and the first test against India started.104/1 YESSSSS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:53, Reply)
104/1 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO more like

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:00, Reply)
yet another damp squib of a wicket
I don't know why English groundsmen prepare wickets like this, in every other country they make sure they suit the home teams bowlers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:03, Reply)
No proper spinner again :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:04, Reply)
We only really have Monty
and he is in the bad books for being a bit feisty when drunk
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:19, Reply)
I don't leak stuff - except when very drunk
Alt: I want a tattoo of a partly open zip on the operation scar on the back of my neck. It'd be covered by my shirt collar for work but would be partly on show when I wear a T shirt.
Altalt: Soup. Probably Heinz Oxtail, possibly chicken.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:15, Reply)
Wow, that's original.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:21, Reply)
No it isn't
I've seen loads of zips tattooed on scars and lots of people eat soup. What are you blathering on about?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:23, Reply)
[!]

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:23, Reply)
You are only 3.7% away from your next lunch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Dunno

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:43, Reply)

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