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payday cans thread

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:11, 131 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
alright yer, got me new decks m8

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:16, Reply)
Delete my real name please, there may well be headhunters browsing this site.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:28, Reply)
how can you play C90s on that?
He asked, crossly.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:35, Reply)
It's not payday you insensitive prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:29, Reply)
If it's Friday, it's payday, that's the rule friend.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:29, Reply)
When I was last paid weekly Monday was payday.
IMAGINE THAT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:33, Reply)
And I was paid with something called a "cheque" which I used to take up to a place called a "bank"
'Member banks? Haha different world, isn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:34, Reply)
haha! bank rhymes with wank!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:36, Reply)
Oh!
That's rude!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:36, Reply)
soz, it is a bit nsfw eh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:37, Reply)
I *do* remember them, good times.
I remember getting paid....in cash!!!

£56 a week!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:37, Reply)
such riches!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:38, Reply)
I know right, and that was part time!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:40, Reply)
Part time!
The FTE must have been well into the teens of thousands!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:41, Reply)
Oh boy, yes I too had a job that paid weekly, in cash, in a little envelope with the tax and NI contributions written in biro of all things!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:39, Reply)
I also sometimes got the small envelope, but sometimes it was a normal envelope as the accounts woman was incredibly poor at keeping sufficient amounts of the correct stationery

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:44, Reply)
DELETER!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:50, Reply)
NO I NEVER!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:52, Reply)
AYE YE FUCKIN DID!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:04, Reply)
It's my payday, you arrogant selfish turd burglar

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:34, Reply)
Not relevant to my interests, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:35, Reply)
might buy some vinyl or maybe an expensive t shirt from Chimp

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:37, Reply)
I don't think I've ever really paid attention to when my salary goes into the bank.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:39, Reply)
always bragging about your wealthy lifestyle, aren't you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:40, Reply)
Only on the internet, in real life people can see that I am very poor but I like to bray and crow on here because I think people both believe and are impressed by my bullshitting

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:49, Reply)
alright Graeme, give it a rest

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:52, Reply)
I'm talking about you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:54, Reply)
Eclipse looks fucking great down here.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:44, Reply)
I've just loaded up on psilocybin mushrooms in order to get the full effects.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:47, Reply)
sounds wicked
I'm off to find a supplier right now. Hold all my calls, I'm going to get fucked off my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:51, Reply)
I was in Sennen for the 1999 eclipse
Couldn't see doss all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:49, Reply)
Thats because it was cloudy
Unlike today! I'm trying to take a picture but not working well
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:51, Reply)
have you tried using a camera?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:26, Reply)
I was in champagne drinking champagne.
There were far too many Belgians in motorhomes.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:54, Reply)
I was in cornwall off my tits on MD's dancing to the cloudy skies

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:26, Reply)
I felt all the other people there spoiled it a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:41, Reply)
the locals you mean

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:46, Reply)
it's not racist because everybody hates them

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:47, Reply)
*gives 6*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:57, Reply)
the Cornish have that effect

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:46, Reply)
NEVER MIND THAT THE SUN IS DISAPPEARING!

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:54, Reply)
NEVER MIND THAT I HAVE A HEADACHE!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:13, Reply)
you're probably like a werewolf or sutin?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:24, Reply)
Yeah. Or hungover.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:25, Reply)
that doesnt seem likely
you are defo a werewolf
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:27, Reply)
I'm bored of this eclipse nonsense.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:31, Reply)
<s>what you said</s>
AhooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOooooowwwl!
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:39, Reply)
Everyone in our office will have a lasting memory of the eclipse burnt onto their retinas.
Fucking cretins.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:44, Reply)
the best bit was when it went *a bit* dark and everyone carried on doing what they normally do, and I ordered a bacon and sausage sandwich.
the end.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:45, Reply)
I'd say this was probably my second favourite of all the eclipses I have witnessed.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:47, Reply)
the countdown to 2026 starts now!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:49, Reply)
If it was the weekend, I'd have had sex with my wife in an attempt to conceive the antichrist.
Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:48, Reply)
stop boasting

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:50, Reply)
don't you have to fuck a wild dog or something oh I see.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:52, Reply)
Her best years are behind her.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:53, Reply)
and a queue of Greek sailors on shore leave

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:03, Reply)
I went up on the roof with a welding mask on.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:38, Reply)
I went down on your mum with a welding mask on.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:39, Reply)
actually got a really good look at the eclipse.
Was only 12 when the last one happened and it was cloudy and shit, so I was quite excited to get a decent look.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)
I couldn't see shit, shame really as I like stuff like that. I'll get over it, in time.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:46, Reply)
Nailed it
i.imgur.com/KxtgzyP.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:47, Reply)
AARGGH YOU'VE BLINDED ME!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:48, Reply)
tekkers

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:49, Reply)
I like this

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:58, Reply)
I got this through the welding mask.
flic.kr/p/rEAFaJ
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)
Dark out innit?
Happy Jaffa Cake day!!
Haha! SHADE!!

MEMES!!!
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEAAAAAAAAARTTTTT
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:49, Reply)
Nope.
It must've been god giving you a personal warning about sodomising men.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:52, Reply)
ah Gomorrah

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:57, Reply)
this means nothing to me

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:00, Reply)
This means nothing to me
edit: fuck.
(Twangy Rubber, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:03, Reply)
there's a party in my pants and you're all invited!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)
remembered this, made me lol
b3ta.com/questions/chattingup/post590958
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:18, Reply)
STIs aren't a joking matter

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:27, Reply)
The WRX or the P1 are better

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:33, Reply)
How very prole. Do you get a small brown envelope containing your shiny pennies?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:58, Reply)
Better than constant loans and red letters on the floor, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:59, Reply)
French letters in the smoking area/back yard.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:03, Reply)
Classy as fuck.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:12, Reply)
along the lines of:
Cet homme était un médecin et se tourne maintenant les astuces pour de l'argent à l'arrière d'un bâtiment abandonné
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:13, Reply)
Google translate is totes adorbs sometimes

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:26, Reply)
Babelfish was near enough.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:30, Reply)
altavista translate asherley

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:52, Reply)
isn't your meagre living based entirely on the spare change from other proles' diminishing wage packets?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)
ah yes, those pillars of class, members of the elite and respected intelligentsia; pub landlords, calling things 'prole'
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:23, Reply)
Thanks.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:24, Reply)
dickhead

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:25, Reply)
Someone's a bit grumpy today.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:26, Reply)
I don't think knowing and commenting on you being a dickhead has much of a bearing on my mood.
Happy, sad or indifferent I can rely on the fact that you're thick as pigshit as a constant by which all other idiots should be measured.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:28, Reply)
How do you measure my 'stupidity' against others?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:31, Reply)
dickhead

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:31, Reply)
Not a very good answer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:34, Reply)
dickhead

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:35, Reply)
by observing your stupidity in action.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:32, Reply)

by observing your stupidity in action.

dickhead
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)
He doesn't. He measures other people by you.
Can't you fucking read? Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:35, Reply)

He doesn't. He measures other people by you.
Can't you fucking read? Ugh.

dickhead
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:36, Reply)
Your replies for a start

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:55, Reply)
he's so stupid that he thinks everyone is as stupid as he is

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:32, Reply)
Yeah baby!
Mrs Cow's payday today so this is a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)
ah ... the idle glory of a kept man

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)
I'd fucking love to be a kept man.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:04, Reply)
I'm a kept man,
and it can get quite boring, plus sometimes I feel guilty about it. Still, it is her pay day today, so I can drink that guilt away.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:07, Reply)
Where does she keep him?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:07, Reply)
up her buttpocket

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:12, Reply)
<s> pocket</s>
ahahahahahahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)
I fucking wish

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:20, Reply)
it's my payday too
no cans though, i'm out for a very nice all-afternoon client lunch, thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:01, Reply)
I seem to have got some spyware on my computer machine.
How annoying.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:28, Reply)
That'll be f*og checking up on you.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:34, Reply)
haha, how long are you going to bloo about being made to look a fool and getting upset by a joke?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:36, Reply)
dickhead

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:36, Reply)
dickhead

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)
It looks like it was just a browser add on and it for some reason installed opera... never mind.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:38, Reply)
BHO -browser helper object by the sound of it
Gives you extra toolbars, software and/or redirects/inserts ads into your browser.
Malwarebytes is the best thing for getting rid of them.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:41, Reply)
i manually removed anything I could find and I'm running windows defender scan now
I'll do a safe mode scan after restart
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:45, Reply)
You'd have more success with bell, book and candle.
Localboy is speaking truth up there...
(Twangy Rubber, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:47, Reply)
I got rid of a whole bunch.
Some pesky one called HDviewer seems to be sticking around.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:58, Reply)
MBAM will sort it.
I've never had it not sort out problems. Including one of those dodgy ransom ones that pretends to be the police and fines you for being a pervert that kept reinstalling itself on reboot.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:07, Reply)
Windows defender has caught 8 processes, Malwarebytes has currently got 19
Should be ok within the hour.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:10, Reply)
Windows Defender, or whatever Microsoft have rebranded it as now, is usually sufficient,
unless you actively go looking for trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:00, Reply)
The best defence is not being a flid and saying yes to anything the computer asks you.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:02, Reply)
MSE (Microsoft Security Essentials), it's more of an anti-virus though
Doesn't get rid of BHO's, but Malwarebytes shifts anything MSE misses. Also worth adding Threatfire as it warns of things trying to install without your knowledge.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:13, Reply)
That doesn't sound very helpful.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:48, Reply)
Nope
it's "helping" you to see shite adverts, mostly
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:51, Reply)
I was the 'computer guy' in my old local.
One machine I was given had about 6 tool-bars in IE.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:56, Reply)
dickhead

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:57, Reply)
xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:02, Reply)




(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:07, Reply)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:09, Reply)
Look at his face
Look at his smile
Doctor Best Troll
Is a Paedophile!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:14, Reply)

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