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payday cans thread

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:11, 131 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
alright yer, got me new decks m8

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:16, Reply)
Delete my real name please, there may well be headhunters browsing this site.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:28, Reply)
how can you play C90s on that?
He asked, crossly.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:35, Reply)
It's not payday you insensitive prick

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:29, Reply)
If it's Friday, it's payday, that's the rule friend.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:29, Reply)
When I was last paid weekly Monday was payday.
IMAGINE THAT!!!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:33, Reply)
And I was paid with something called a "cheque" which I used to take up to a place called a "bank"
'Member banks? Haha different world, isn't it!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:34, Reply)
haha! bank rhymes with wank!

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:36, Reply)
Oh!
That's rude!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:36, Reply)
soz, it is a bit nsfw eh

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:37, Reply)
I *do* remember them, good times.
I remember getting paid....in cash!!!

£56 a week!!!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:37, Reply)
such riches!

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:38, Reply)
I know right, and that was part time!

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:40, Reply)
Part time!
The FTE must have been well into the teens of thousands!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:41, Reply)
Oh boy, yes I too had a job that paid weekly, in cash, in a little envelope with the tax and NI contributions written in biro of all things!!

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:39, Reply)
I also sometimes got the small envelope, but sometimes it was a normal envelope as the accounts woman was incredibly poor at keeping sufficient amounts of the correct stationery

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:44, Reply)
DELETER!!!

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:50, Reply)
NO I NEVER!!!

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:52, Reply)
AYE YE FUCKIN DID!!!

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:04, Reply)
It's my payday, you arrogant selfish turd burglar

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:34, Reply)
Not relevant to my interests, soz.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:35, Reply)
might buy some vinyl or maybe an expensive t shirt from Chimp

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:37, Reply)
I don't think I've ever really paid attention to when my salary goes into the bank.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:39, Reply)
always bragging about your wealthy lifestyle, aren't you?

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:40, Reply)
Only on the internet, in real life people can see that I am very poor but I like to bray and crow on here because I think people both believe and are impressed by my bullshitting

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:49, Reply)
alright Graeme, give it a rest

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:52, Reply)
I'm talking about you.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:54, Reply)
Eclipse looks fucking great down here.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:44, Reply)
I've just loaded up on psilocybin mushrooms in order to get the full effects.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:47, Reply)
sounds wicked
I'm off to find a supplier right now. Hold all my calls, I'm going to get fucked off my tits.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:51, Reply)
I was in Sennen for the 1999 eclipse
Couldn't see doss all.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:49, Reply)
Thats because it was cloudy
Unlike today! I'm trying to take a picture but not working well
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:51, Reply)
have you tried using a camera?

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:26, Reply)
I was in champagne drinking champagne.
There were far too many Belgians in motorhomes.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:54, Reply)
I was in cornwall off my tits on MD's dancing to the cloudy skies

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:26, Reply)
I felt all the other people there spoiled it a bit.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:41, Reply)
the locals you mean

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:46, Reply)
it's not racist because everybody hates them

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:47, Reply)
*gives 6*

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:57, Reply)
the Cornish have that effect

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:46, Reply)
NEVER MIND THAT THE SUN IS DISAPPEARING!

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 8:54, Reply)
NEVER MIND THAT I HAVE A HEADACHE!

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:13, Reply)
you're probably like a werewolf or sutin?

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:24, Reply)
Yeah. Or hungover.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:25, Reply)
that doesnt seem likely
you are defo a werewolf
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:27, Reply)
I'm bored of this eclipse nonsense.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:31, Reply)
<s>what you said</s>
AhooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOooooowwwl!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:39, Reply)
Everyone in our office will have a lasting memory of the eclipse burnt onto their retinas.
Fucking cretins.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:44, Reply)
the best bit was when it went *a bit* dark and everyone carried on doing what they normally do, and I ordered a bacon and sausage sandwich.
the end.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:45, Reply)
I'd say this was probably my second favourite of all the eclipses I have witnessed.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:47, Reply)
the countdown to 2026 starts now!!

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:49, Reply)
If it was the weekend, I'd have had sex with my wife in an attempt to conceive the antichrist.
Ah well.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:48, Reply)
stop boasting

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:50, Reply)
don't you have to fuck a wild dog or something oh I see.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:52, Reply)
Her best years are behind her.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:53, Reply)
and a queue of Greek sailors on shore leave

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:03, Reply)
I went up on the roof with a welding mask on.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:38, Reply)
I went down on your mum with a welding mask on.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:39, Reply)
actually got a really good look at the eclipse.
Was only 12 when the last one happened and it was cloudy and shit, so I was quite excited to get a decent look.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)
I couldn't see shit, shame really as I like stuff like that. I'll get over it, in time.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:46, Reply)
Nailed it
i.imgur.com/KxtgzyP.jpg
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:47, Reply)
AARGGH YOU'VE BLINDED ME!!!!!!!

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:48, Reply)
tekkers

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:49, Reply)
I like this

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:58, Reply)
I got this through the welding mask.
flic.kr/p/rEAFaJ
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)
Dark out innit?
Happy Jaffa Cake day!!
Haha! SHADE!!

MEMES!!!
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEAAAAAAAAARTTTTT
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:49, Reply)
Nope.
It must've been god giving you a personal warning about sodomising men.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:52, Reply)
ah Gomorrah

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:57, Reply)
this means nothing to me

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:00, Reply)
This means nothing to me
edit: fuck.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:03, Reply)
there's a party in my pants and you're all invited!

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)
remembered this, made me lol
b3ta.com/questions/chattingup/post590958
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:18, Reply)
STIs aren't a joking matter

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:27, Reply)
The WRX or the P1 are better

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:33, Reply)
How very prole. Do you get a small brown envelope containing your shiny pennies?

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:58, Reply)
Better than constant loans and red letters on the floor, eh?

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 9:59, Reply)
French letters in the smoking area/back yard.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:03, Reply)
Classy as fuck.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:12, Reply)
along the lines of:
Cet homme était un médecin et se tourne maintenant les astuces pour de l'argent à l'arrière d'un bâtiment abandonné
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:13, Reply)
Google translate is totes adorbs sometimes

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:26, Reply)
Babelfish was near enough.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:30, Reply)
altavista translate asherley

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:52, Reply)
isn't your meagre living based entirely on the spare change from other proles' diminishing wage packets?

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)
ah yes, those pillars of class, members of the elite and respected intelligentsia; pub landlords, calling things 'prole'
brilliant
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:23, Reply)
Thanks.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:24, Reply)
dickhead

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:25, Reply)
Someone's a bit grumpy today.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:26, Reply)
I don't think knowing and commenting on you being a dickhead has much of a bearing on my mood.
Happy, sad or indifferent I can rely on the fact that you're thick as pigshit as a constant by which all other idiots should be measured.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:28, Reply)
How do you measure my 'stupidity' against others?

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:31, Reply)
dickhead

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:31, Reply)
Not a very good answer.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:34, Reply)
dickhead

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:35, Reply)
by observing your stupidity in action.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:32, Reply)

by observing your stupidity in action.

dickhead
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)
He doesn't. He measures other people by you.
Can't you fucking read? Ugh.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:35, Reply)

He doesn't. He measures other people by you.
Can't you fucking read? Ugh.


dickhead
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:36, Reply)
Your replies for a start

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:55, Reply)
he's so stupid that he thinks everyone is as stupid as he is

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:32, Reply)
Yeah baby!
Mrs Cow's payday today so this is a good idea
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)
ah ... the idle glory of a kept man

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)
I'd fucking love to be a kept man.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:04, Reply)
I'm a kept man,
and it can get quite boring, plus sometimes I feel guilty about it. Still, it is her pay day today, so I can drink that guilt away.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:07, Reply)
Where does she keep him?

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:07, Reply)
up her buttpocket

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:12, Reply)
<s> pocket</s>
ahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)
I fucking wish

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:20, Reply)
it's my payday too
no cans though, i'm out for a very nice all-afternoon client lunch, thank you very much.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:01, Reply)
I seem to have got some spyware on my computer machine.
How annoying.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:28, Reply)
That'll be f*og checking up on you.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:34, Reply)
haha, how long are you going to bloo about being made to look a fool and getting upset by a joke?

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:36, Reply)
dickhead

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:36, Reply)
dickhead

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)
It looks like it was just a browser add on and it for some reason installed opera... never mind.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:38, Reply)
BHO -browser helper object by the sound of it
Gives you extra toolbars, software and/or redirects/inserts ads into your browser.
Malwarebytes is the best thing for getting rid of them.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:41, Reply)
i manually removed anything I could find and I'm running windows defender scan now
I'll do a safe mode scan after restart
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:45, Reply)
You'd have more success with bell, book and candle.
Localboy is speaking truth up there...
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:47, Reply)
I got rid of a whole bunch.
Some pesky one called HDviewer seems to be sticking around.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:58, Reply)
MBAM will sort it.
I've never had it not sort out problems. Including one of those dodgy ransom ones that pretends to be the police and fines you for being a pervert that kept reinstalling itself on reboot.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:07, Reply)
Windows defender has caught 8 processes, Malwarebytes has currently got 19
Should be ok within the hour.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:10, Reply)
Windows Defender, or whatever Microsoft have rebranded it as now, is usually sufficient,
unless you actively go looking for trouble.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:00, Reply)
The best defence is not being a flid and saying yes to anything the computer asks you.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:02, Reply)
MSE (Microsoft Security Essentials), it's more of an anti-virus though
Doesn't get rid of BHO's, but Malwarebytes shifts anything MSE misses. Also worth adding Threatfire as it warns of things trying to install without your knowledge.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:13, Reply)
That doesn't sound very helpful.

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:48, Reply)
Nope
it's "helping" you to see shite adverts, mostly
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:51, Reply)
I was the 'computer guy' in my old local.
One machine I was given had about 6 tool-bars in IE.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:56, Reply)
dickhead

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 10:57, Reply)
xx

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:02, Reply)




(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:07, Reply)
clickin dis

(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:09, Reply)
Look at his face
Look at his smile
Doctor Best Troll
Is a Paedophile!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:14, Reply)

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