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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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G'morning, spunkbubbles
Have a HSH thread.

Cumbucket
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 8:59, 309 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
God-fuckin'-dammit!
I made one, a few seconds after you.

Last night I made the wrong choice.
I should've gone to bed.
Playing Rock Band 2 'til 1 at my mate's, singing "Spoonman" and "Man In A Box" was not wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:02, Reply)
I haven't bought RB2 yet
Although no doubt I will when I move house and have no net conn for a while!

I watched QI until 1am, was up at 6am for work *sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:03, Reply)
Shit!
I was getting worried for a while. I thought everyone had died on here.


Good morning.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:04, Reply)
Hello boys
I went to bed at about 1030 because I'm lame

edit: and BGB!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:04, Reply)
Spooooooooon maaaaaan
Yeah, it's worth getting just for that.

And Battery by Metallica.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:05, Reply)
Morning Ladies
I was shocked and amazed that no HSH had been put up, so took it upon myself to do the right thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:05, Reply)
Ey up cockmonger
I was tempted to start posting to last night's thread but decided to wait.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:07, Reply)
Hi GB.
My work computer is so slow it would have taken me all morning to find a HSH pic and post it. I was waiting for someone else to start one. I have absolutely nothing to do all day.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:07, Reply)
Someone at work
has a personalised numberplate on a Micra. Makes me laugh every time.
It's also ilegal as it's in some weird font
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:09, Reply)
My dad has a personalized number plate of his name.
Although he has no car to put them on. If he can't find one before the year is out then he's going to put them on an old Daweoo he has.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:12, Reply)
I have a personalised Micra on a numberplate
the numberplate is worth more than the car :'(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:18, Reply)
Morning all
I was late to work this morning because some stupid twunt decided he didn't like the front of his car.

He had an artic take it off for him, slowly.

It was fun to watch.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:18, Reply)
I've
got a very rare numberplate on my stopgap Focus.

There's only 2 of them in the world, and I've got them both.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:22, Reply)
My old housemate's numberplate
was SLK ???L and fancypant merc drivers kept trying to buy it.

The number plate 3 SAM is going for 30k!!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:22, Reply)
I was late as well
But by 'late', I mean 7:05, rather than 7:00. Which is still two hours before I'm supposed to come in.

Thank God we get paid overtime!

Edit: I don't have a fancy numberplate, nor do I see much point in having one.

Although, I'd buy one if it said "Stop tailgating me, you aggressive prick!" Trouble is, it wouldn't be seen by it's intended audience.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:23, Reply)
My dad is called Adrian.
He got ADR17N for about £3,000. Seems it was a bargain.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:25, Reply)
I was in early today, for some reason.
8:50, should be in at 9.
Oh well, at least I get Friday off.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:25, Reply)
Spotted in Warwick the other day
The numberplate 3A

On a poxy base model old Honda Civic.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:25, Reply)
Lab
You should get M0 H4WK for your car :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:26, Reply)
Best one I saw
8YE 8YE on a Ferrari F40 whilst I was on the motorway.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:29, Reply)
TGB
That would frickin' rock!

Edit: Himjim, that's a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:29, Reply)
Numberplates
I was thinking about getting my existing numberplate done up as if it were personalised - with odd spacing and the numbers done like letters. Just for a laugh as it would bear no resemblance to my name. But other drivers wouldn't know that.
(also I find it amusing that my predictive text thinks I'm more likely to want the word slave than plate)
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:31, Reply)
My dads first bike
Had his initials on the number plate, he kept it right up untill he got rid of his last bike.

Don't know what I'd like on one for myself though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:33, Reply)
B374 LOL
Would be good.

Edit: It would have to be LDL
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:38, Reply)
OITP
That would be a good one. I wonder if it can be bought?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:41, Reply)
I love the license plates you can have in the states
I remember seeing jeepers creepers and the characters in that talking about plates and then seeing the beating u plate on a similarly bashed up van. Shit me up good.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:42, Reply)
I saw a good one on a beemer a while back that
was along the lines of A1 D1CK.

I was watching Fifth Gear the other day and they had personalised numberplats on there, apparently the most expensive numberplate sold in the UK is F1 £440,625, and on the show they have 1 HRH that went for about £114,000 inc fees.

Hmm 51 NGH went for £254,000, I'm sure I've seen that on a Rangerover in Leam!

The number plate 1 went for £7.25 million in the United Arab Emirates!!!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:42, Reply)
OITP
Why would it have to be LDL? B374 LOL is a perfectly valid plate.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:44, Reply)
TLiC
You can if you wish, but if your luck is anything like mine, if I did it, the police would pick up on it and throw the book at me for illegal spacing!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:45, Reply)
How about
B374 CDC?
M155 CDC is available.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:45, Reply)
I'd buy it
But sadly my car is only an R reg so I can't

Curses :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:52, Reply)
Is there a website somewhere
That lets you see what car is registered to a particular plate? We could all find a car with an old B374 *** numberplate and buy it (can't cost much, being old 'n' all) and transfer it to our cars or some such silliness.

We could have a b3ta convoy to Edinburgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:57, Reply)
Damn
'PR 05 SIE' and 'VA 61 NAS' are both taken.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:58, Reply)
Changing the subject
A coworker has found a Cadbury's creme egg from last year in her drawer and now we're debating whether it's still edible.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 9:58, Reply)
I reckon eat it
Cream eggs are full of win (and icing).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:00, Reply)
Yeah,
As Official QOTW Biologist, I sanction the eating of said chocolate item.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:00, Reply)
Hmmm...
As Official Off Topic Threadkiller, I apologise for the previous statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:08, Reply)
She's too chicken
And has thrown it in the bin, despite me pointing out several colleagues away from their desks it could be gifted to.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:10, Reply)
Hmmm...
I think the correct course of action is to punch her in the mouth, in that case.

EDIT: You could also scream "WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?" if you want, just after doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:11, Reply)
Throwing away
creme eggs should be punishable by death
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:18, Reply)
I always do
It would be rude not to.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:20, Reply)
Hmmm...
I found that the petrol station on my way home sells Walnut Whips.

Other news:
www.b3ta.com/questions/darwin/post370138

Other, other news:
I'm seeing how long I can go without smoking.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:23, Reply)
How long you gone so far?
I doubt you'll last till Monday :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:24, Reply)
Morning :)
How could someone throw away chocolate!?!
It's madness...
(I helped save b3ta! Mellicious is made of candy, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:24, Reply)
Er...
I had my last one at about 11 last night.
Was the last in the packet, and I've not got any more.

So, not that impressive so far.

Morning Mel!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:26, Reply)
That's brilliant Kaol
Glad my boss isn't here this morning as I jused wet myself laughing at the thought of you being sucked out by a hoover you were sucking off.

:edit: Hey Mel. Chocolate (in general) I'm not keen on but I'd spunk in my own eye for a cream egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:27, Reply)
Mr Nong everyone
I ate some emergency chocolate I found in my bag the other day. It was not good. IT tasted of tea tree oil :(

So to make up for it I am going to eat the crunchie I just joyously found, for breakfast.

Also, number plates. The best one I've seen was FEC 1T. I've also seen B1OW ME.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:27, Reply)
morning ratbags
Kaol, I lasted 6 days not smoking, and the last 72 hours were without doubt the worst 72 hours of my life.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:30, Reply)
Fuzzy!!
Mmm crunchies! I want chocolate now!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:30, Reply)
Hey fuzzy
Long time no see. How are things?

re: QOTW
There are countless things that qualify me for this QOTW but I'm drawing complete blanks at the moemnt ='[
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:31, Reply)
Anyone using Lovefilm for DVD rental?
I'm thinking of joining. Any probs I should know about?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:32, Reply)
Hmm
At New Year I decided to see how long I could go without smoking as a result of my mum guilt tripping me out of my first smoke of the day. It's been nearly 7 weeks now...

I've smoked for 17 years and never tried to give up before. Go me!

OK, there have been times when my friends and family were almost begging me to smoke just to make me stop being fiend from hell... but other than that it's been easier than I thought it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:33, Reply)
Booo
I just went searching for chocolate but the only type I found was chocolate soya shake :(
*fail*
(I helped save b3ta! Mellicious is made of candy, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:34, Reply)
Ah the moemnt :p
Debate at work on if it should be ATVs or ATV's.

One of the guys seems to be huffy I don't think there should be one he said why not and I said because you're just making it plural and these no possession there. He just sarcastically said "Erm in English please"

I thought he was going to throw the if you make I plural you add an aposrophe argument my way but he didn't.

/boring grammar shit
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:34, Reply)
At the risk of being lynched
Cream eggs are revolting!!

For egg shaped goodness galaxy caramel eggs are the way forward. Or if one is feeling flush, one can get a Lindt Lindor egg. Now that's an egg shaped mouth orgasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:35, Reply)
TGB
I think the answer is to shout "OFF WITH YOUR HEAD" then proceed to chop his head off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:36, Reply)
And *huggies*
erm not the nappies!

It's my day off. I'm still in bed.

I always find that if I post on b3ta first thing it sets the tone for the whole day :)

Oh and *ahem* and *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:36, Reply)
Hi Y'all
how're you going tonight?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:37, Reply)
@ BGB
They don't take kindly to replies to their sales emails containing the words "financial raping". That's the only dealing I had with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:37, Reply)
Ah the lady of the night is here
Hello VC!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:38, Reply)
Bloody hell!
Loads of decent people have turned up!
*waves*

Right... A question...

Favourite chocolate-based item?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:39, Reply)
I can only afford them if someone else buys them
but the Lindor eggs with peanut butter in the middle are beyond orgasmic.

Failing that, Reese's peanut butter cups for the win.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:41, Reply)
Oh I see!
I'm not decent then?


Any chocolate mint flavoured.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:42, Reply)
I got a huge tin of Mingles for Christmas
It was empty by boxing day...
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:43, Reply)
Pfffft!
BGB, you know you'll always have a special place in my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:44, Reply)
Btw!
I'm going to see Bolt at the cinema with my nephew tonight. Would anyone like a review of the film, Kaol-stylee.



Edit - @Kaol - *blushes*





No, I thought not.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:44, Reply)
bournville dark
love it love it love it.
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:44, Reply)
Morning!
Gaaaah, my work email system is shit. I've just had to spend the morning deleting, moving or printing stuff out because the mail box size is so tiny that any large attachments received render it impossible to fucking well send anything.

Apart from that - hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:45, Reply)
ooh mingles are full of win
I do like those dark chocolate mint chocolate oranges as well.

And white tolberone. nom nom nom. And those gulliyan seashells. And Boost bars

*drifts off*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:45, Reply)
Hmm
Either something with caramel or something with fruit & nut.
I really prefer chocolate to be in some type of cakey form though
(I helped save b3ta! Mellicious is made of candy, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:45, Reply)
Good morning all.
They were talking about sex toys on radio 4 this morning and on illegal dingoes someone was caught trying to smuggle heroin in the buttons of a dress.
I've also been listening to AC/DC.

Does this count as my daily dose of sex, drugs and rock & roll?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:47, Reply)
After serious consideration
I have realised I do not have a favourite chocolate item.

I tend to buy mostly Green and Blacks or other organic/fairtrade stuff, but for taste alone any chocolate is good chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:47, Reply)
Lusty!
*humps*

I don't really like chocolate. I'd much rather eat potatoes. My favourite foodstuff is definitely the potato.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:48, Reply)
Chocolate?
I can take it or leave it really. Have to be in the mood, which isn't very often. Give me savoury snacks every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:48, Reply)
Favourite chocolate?
gotta be the Bloomingdale's emergency chocolate. LOVE it.

/huggles for everyone.
Glad to see you all you pack of rabid smelly socks.

Yes. I insulted you by calling you rabid clothing. I love you lots too.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:49, Reply)
Emergency chocolate?
Haha!

I think mine would have to be Milky Ways.
They're awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:52, Reply)
Mornings
Favorite chocolate item? Dark chocolate with chilli. There's a chocolateir in the city I live that does lovely chocolates like that :) Wayyyy too expensive though. Morning all!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:53, Reply)
Oh!
how could I forget milky ways!!!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:53, Reply)
I dunno if I fancy chocolate and chili
But I did see that was one of the shortlisted Walker flavours
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:53, Reply)
omg
Lindt does chocolate and chilli it's YUMMMMMM.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:54, Reply)
Dark chocolate and chilli is an amazing flavour combo
It's how the Mayans used to drink it. Also, if you're making a chilli and you add a bar of dark chocolate and a half pint of strong ale it makes it taste basicaly increadable
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:56, Reply)
But the Mayans are all dead.
Can't be that great, can it?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:58, Reply)
Hello again everybody
Damn stupid head of department, coming in and standing where he could see my monitor while talking to somebody else.

Maybe I should have just cunted him in the fuck!

I'm back now, and hello to every body who've turned up recently.

*hugs* for all!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:58, Reply)
@Kaol
Sure, thats what the Mayans WANT you to think. Secretly they've infiltrated the highest echelons of our banking system and goverments, and are at this very moment hiding in the pyramids, drinking their hot chocolate with chilli and laughing
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:00, Reply)
Hi dok
/waves and hugs.

Mayans will eat you Kaol. They'll wait until you're asleep and then they'll get you. toe by toe - limb by limb - and then you'll be gotten by the mayans. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:02, Reply)
Fredz
you missed out the flying 'planes into skyscrapers bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:02, Reply)
Hah! "planes" huh?
"planes" or high tech Mayan death laser cruisers shot down by accident over new york. It makes sense people, I HAVE PHOTOS!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:04, Reply)
Doc
Do I recognise Hot Action Cop lyrics in your sig?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:05, Reply)
I'm late,
but Reese's NUTRAGEOUS! bars are the pinnacle of the chocolatier's art.

Hello folks. I am both significantly hung over and increasingly over-caffeinated, so I may not be making much sense this morning.

Edit - Wooo Hot Action Cop, and their One Passable Song!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:05, Reply)
Oh, MAYANS
I thought you said Muslims...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:06, Reply)
How Stuff Works
is teaching me how to be a safecracker *evil laugh*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:06, Reply)
It smells sexy in here.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:07, Reply)
gotta love
how stuff works!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:07, Reply)
I hate my mind sometimes
All I want to say right now is that "you can crack my safe whenever you like". WHAT ON EARTH DOES THAT MEAN?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:08, Reply)
clendrix!
I was thinking about you when I was in bed this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:08, Reply)
*ignores V*
Hello Clendrix *suggestive eyebrow wiggling*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:09, Reply)
Vampy
*Hugs* and *waves* back atcha, how you doing today?

Kitty, Yup, that's what they be, it's a great song.

Wookie do you ever make sense?

EDIT Drixy, that'll be all the sexy people!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:09, Reply)
My mind
Is mostly caffene and whatever nasty chemical is produced by your brain when you haven't slept for a few days
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:10, Reply)
*feels shunned*
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:10, Reply)
Hello my darling girls.
I hope you're nude well.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:11, Reply)
Lusty s here too!
woot

*accidentally falls out of clothes*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:13, Reply)
Dok
I'm fine thanks. pretty exhausted though..

V- I thought the exact same thing when I saw that safe cracking comment. I just didn't say it.
/hug.

EDIT: I am actually wearing a duvet and nothing else. who needs clothes to sleep?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:15, Reply)
Ahem
Lusty's here too.

That's for ignoring me!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:18, Reply)
I find
That clothes are not conducive to sleep, or anything else that happens in bed.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:18, Reply)
Has anyone seen V today?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:19, Reply)
Darn it
My mobile isn't connecting to the internet - I've sneaked on via sickrik on my work PC just to get my fix of HSH.

Hello all! I suspect I shall be Sir Not Appearing in this Thread for the rest of the day.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:19, Reply)
'lo TGB
I guess it's handy I'm already in just my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:19, Reply)
Who's V?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:19, Reply)
Who's V?
*EDIT* bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:20, Reply)
There's so many peoples here
I thought I'd join the party. Y'know, for shits and giggles.

Everyone well?

My big news is that in 6 weeks my stint as 'Honourary Northerner' will be officially over, for I am moving back to Brizzle.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:21, Reply)
Isn't
he that anarchist guy who goes around in a Guy Fawkes mask?
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:21, Reply)
Didn't we used to know someone called V?
Or was it J?

/wanders off
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:21, Reply)
Too slow DG
*sticks tongue out* ner ner ner ner ner

I think I knew a C a while back
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:22, Reply)
Hai guys
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:23, Reply)
Wasn't V
The short skinny bloke with big earings?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:23, Reply)
J
You win. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:23, Reply)
I think he was very short
And squeaked a lot
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:24, Reply)
Hey J
The board sig - Red Dwarf?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:24, Reply)
Oh yeah
The squeeky one, that was him.

Hi J, nice to meet you.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:25, Reply)
Colonel
Is that Bristol or Brisbane?

I'm an honorary Northerner! My friends mock me for my Southern fairiness and apparent shandy drinking tendencies.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:25, Reply)
Hey DG
Very much so. I've got him singing that stuck in my head at the moment. I thought it'd be cathartic but it hasn't really helped.

In other news part of me wants to stretch my ears to 20mm instead of stopped at 12mm. The reason? So I could put polos in my ears! Perhaps that's not entirely sensible reasoning...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:26, Reply)
Yawns
fuck me sideways and up a wall.
I'm so. fucking. tired.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:28, Reply)
J
I've been known to put dice in my ears from time to time.

EDIT *fucks Vampy sideways and up a wall*

There you go that should wake you up a bit!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:28, Reply)
Goddammit.
I just tried to steal V's username, and failed.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:28, Reply)
*obliges*
Damn I'm slow, that was meant for VC.

And I really need to setup a second account for protecting my username =[
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:28, Reply)
Thought so
Off for a bit as some work has just come through that I've been waiting for.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:28, Reply)
Kaol
FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)
@ Kitty
It be Bristol my luvver.

How's life in the Quays?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)
Kaol you're the worset thief ever
Polos in your ears nice. Then you can gross people out by taking them out and eating them
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)
Kaol
You're just too slow

*whistles*
(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:30, Reply)
That means
That someone else stole it.

I was busy talking on the phone to an angry builder who's in love with me.

EDIT: Hahahahaha!

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW? HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:31, Reply)
Yuck
They'd be all sweaty!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:31, Reply)
@TGB
Frozen peas up the nose tend to have more of an effect on people when eaten...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:31, Reply)
I hadn't even thought of that badger
I just got the idea about polos when my sister said my new tunnels make it look like I have polos in my ears. Don't really intend on eating them or even stretching my ears enough to do it.

Dok aren't you stretching to 20mm soon?

:edit: I'll just have to be Captain {Alphabet - V} for now I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:33, Reply)
Stay as Captain J
Kaol is always horribly smug that he 'chose' your username. I want to throw his smugness back in his face.

*squeezes Kaol's face*
*licks his nose*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:38, Reply)
Colonel
Not quite there yet, moving day is Saturday. Packing is boring.

Am excited though, looking forward to having a balcony. Although it does look out onto an estate, so I'll have to watch ChavTV, but that's usually entertaining anyway. And I can pretend to be Zeus and throw things at them from above. Mwa ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:41, Reply)
Ewwwww!
*wipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:41, Reply)
Yup J
I will be, as soon as I can find something to put in it.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:41, Reply)
Polos!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:43, Reply)
Polos?
You shut your mouth, boy.
(Kaol - Scourge of Wales, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:44, Reply)
Battle of the Captains
Where's Placid when you need him
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:45, Reply)
Polos
Are too minty for my ear, they're just for me and my dog.

Now you sound like a MiB.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:46, Reply)
Dunno.
But I'M Captain V now.
Hahaha!
(Kaol - Scourge of Wales, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:47, Reply)
No, I'm not really.

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:48, Reply)
Hmmm...
Hour 'til lunch.
*yawns*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:48, Reply)
Greedy bastard

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:49, Reply)
Oh great...
It's all happening again.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:50, Reply)
Oh god
Two Kaol's, the world is in trouble
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:50, Reply)
I think I speak for most of us when I say
wtf?!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:50, Reply)
Grammar Badger
What are you thinking? You apostrophed a plural!

My whole belief system is shaken to the core.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:51, Reply)
Er...
This is the real me.
The other is a periodic imposter.
Check profiles :p
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:52, Reply)
Mornin
What's going on? How does that happen???
I can just ignore the impostor though, can't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:52, Reply)
It's getting so bad on here
I'm actually looking forward to my noon meeting :(
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:52, Reply)
Well
two Kaol's mean the very fabric of. grammar is been very much badly affected;
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:53, Reply)
Oh god, 2 Kaols
it's like that bit in Superman 3 when Supes split in two and had a fight with himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:54, Reply)
OMGWTF
*system overload*

Maybe two mongs do make a right, Kaol?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:54, Reply)
Yeah, you can click ignore on the imposter.
Although if you get it wrong, I think it's fair to assume that you won't be reading this.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:54, Reply)
haha
that's true, I sense a large tear in the fabric of the usual on the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:54, Reply)
Don't believe you Drixy
I think you lie!

Hi Roota.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:55, Reply)
Hi Dok
Hi all
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:56, Reply)
Hi Roota
*jiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:57, Reply)
I could get used to this, TGB
A little jiggle goes a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:59, Reply)
Hi roota!
I'm slightly worried by two Kaols.
Isn't it one of the signs of the End Of Days?
And which is the evil one?
(Kaol - Scourge of Wales, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:00, Reply)
Which is the evil Kaol?
Isn't that a contradiction in terms?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:01, Reply)
They're both evil

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:02, Reply)
Eh up, V. I reckon the real Kaol is the evil one
The other one is just a bored person.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:02, Reply)
Gods
This is starting to get confusing again.

OK own up, which of you doubles is real!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:04, Reply)
Oh...
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:04, Reply)
At least
I've got the decency to have a different name for my second account
(Bert Monkeysex2 loves teh cock, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:05, Reply)
I am Spartacus!
/had 2 b dun.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:05, Reply)
You love being evil
Kaol. Then you can be the Evil King of the Hobos
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:05, Reply)
Or
The King of Evil Hobos.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:07, Reply)
I read that
as Hoobs
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:09, Reply)
Hmmm.
*Ponders which b3tans might like Robert Rankin*

*Wonders what it's like in Penge*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:10, Reply)
Wookie
It's a craphole, I used to live not that far away from it!

Why Penge?

EDIT Don't answer that I've just remembered!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:13, Reply)
The Penge latin team
always did well on Come Dancing in the 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:19, Reply)
Penge sounds like some dirty sex verb.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:20, Reply)
Colonel
It is!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:20, Reply)
Guy who was being mardy
about the apostrophes has just said "I'm trying to make him go for something more simplier"

His opinion on grammar is now void
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:20, Reply)
Wow Badger
He sounds like me.

I'm forever doing stupid stuff like that.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:22, Reply)
A good hard penging
Is good for the circulation.
Connectivity restored!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:22, Reply)
Dok - step away, let me Penge in peace...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:23, Reply)
You are Dok
Maybe it's just when you get close to 40 your grammar circuits shut down..

*starts experiment*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:23, Reply)
Penging
Is something best shared with as many people as possible.

Badger, nope, as you reach 40 you start to talk without thing first. Well sometimes, and especially when typing.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:27, Reply)
without thing first?
It's strong in this one!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:28, Reply)
See
I told you!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:33, Reply)
I'm bored
But I have decide where I'd like to look for a flat: My hometown, a neighbouring town, the town I work in and a cathedral city neighbouring that.

I rather like the idea of being able to walk to work again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:38, Reply)
Having fun with your new name there?
:p

I'm hungry roll on lunchtime!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:41, Reply)
Yep!
It amused me for a whole minute!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:43, Reply)
Awh,
Poor baby.
(Kaol - Scourge of Wales, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:47, Reply)
Fuck this,
I'm joining in.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:53, Reply)
Now we just need a Captain N
And we can be Captain GNVQ!

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:53, Reply)
Oirish you say?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:55, Reply)
Hmmm...
I've willing to give up "V".

My price is a packet of chewing gum and a milky way.
(Kaol - Scourge of Wales, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:55, Reply)
I'm quite happy being Captain Alphabet
You can keep the V if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:58, Reply)
Oh...
That's no fun...
(Kaol - Scourge of Wales, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:02, Reply)
Afternoon folks
What have i missed today? Anything good?
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:11, Reply)
Hi Kirst
Not really, only some name stealing and a second Kaol.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:13, Reply)
@herr
Asecond Kaol. I thought they broke the mold when he was made! Hahaha
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:14, Reply)
Stop this nonsense
right now.

I won't see the alphabet be abused by the lower ranks. Letters are conferred only on an award basis.
(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:15, Reply)
Captain
F, see me after class.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:16, Reply)
Imposter
How dare you try to horde the letters!

They belong to everybody, except the French, they can't have any.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:20, Reply)
Hoard
*imagines a horde of letters yelling and charging across a battlefield*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:38, Reply)
Yup
That's why the French can't have any.

bollocks to my crap spelling
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:41, Reply)
Herr Dok
I still luff you.

Even if you're an idiot
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:42, Reply)
Thanks Red
I Luff You too.

I just wish I could spell simple words better.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:49, Reply)
No French letters?
I fear this could lead to disaster.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:02, Reply)
You're already pregnant, Wookers.
Remember?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:06, Reply)
Only
for the normal people, the chavs don't use them anyway!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:09, Reply)
I'm more concerned about the normal people than the chavs, Dok.

Clenders, I haven't peed on a stick yet, well not a specific testing stick anyway, so while I think that Beer and I are having a baby, I'm not 100% sure.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:13, Reply)
I hope you're not.
I don't want to take care of another distraction's baby.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:15, Reply)
I think it'll be fine.
Every time beer's knocked me up in the past, I've miscarried horribly the following morning.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:19, Reply)
But Wookie
Normal people have a brain in their head so will be able to do something about it.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:23, Reply)
Five miscarriages a week is not good for the sides.
You're a wreck of a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:23, Reply)
Do you have to hold
Wookies's hair back Clendrix?

Wouldn't be too pretty getting miscarried beer baby all over that
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:26, Reply)
That Beer certainly gets around
I too was seduced by its charms and now find myself with a swollen belly. And a certain amount of morning sickness...
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:27, Reply)
I haven't had to Badger
but I would if he needed me to.
It's true friendship, it is.





But I will not be amused if any sick lands on me.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:27, Reply)
Alcohol trivia
Shots and pints are the same keys when using predictive text.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:33, Reply)
Yes That Beer
It's a bit of a slag really.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:36, Reply)
Alcohol Trivia
Cider and Cheer are also on the same predictive text combo
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:43, Reply)
Really TGB?
That's very interesting and not at all thread killing
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:59, Reply)
Why
thank you TGB. So how are you today apart from being a total loner with no friends and talking to yourself
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:59, Reply)
*cries*
why must you be so mean!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:00, Reply)
Where is Kaol to poke fun at you?
Here I am.
(Flid James carry on, mongs, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:00, Reply)
*sniffs*
You don't smell hobo enough to be the real Kaol
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:01, Reply)
And I'm here to poke fun at KaoI.
*pokes*

*giggles*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:01, Reply)
I have nearly instigated
breaches of the peace on several occasions due to "riot" sharing predictive textness with "pint".
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:01, Reply)
Oh now everyone
shows up.

bastards
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:02, Reply)
Also
that's a good point wookie. How exactly does one poke fun?
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:02, Reply)
Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
We were too late to save you, but we're here for the memorial service.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:03, Reply)
It's quite a key combo
Shot, riot and pint all a click away.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:05, Reply)
What happened to Al?
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:08, Reply)
Al can't come to the internet right now
as he's recovering from an horrific trouser press accident.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:17, Reply)
Who wants to
start the memorial service with some nice words about me?

And I though Al and Bert eloped
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:17, Reply)
You could have made fun of me.
But I was away doing fancy thing with spreadsheets.

A Memorial To The Grammar Badger

She was a good person, and she knew her Grammar. She wasn't a badger though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:24, Reply)
No, Bert prolapsed.
It sounds vaguely similar, though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:24, Reply)

And the skies became dark with swarms of unchecked apostrophes.
And we knew that death was upon us.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:29, Reply)
WTF?
Someone died? Can the coffin do moshpit crowd surfing, that would be cool.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:29, Reply)
Ha ha
This woman just chose a bag of crisps from the vending machine and as it dropped it lodged halfway down. I was planning on buying a chocolate bar anyway so I chose the Toffee Crisp directly above where it was stuck. The plummeting chocolate dislodged the crisps and we all lived happily ever after.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:33, Reply)
hehe
On some certificates that went out last year it says "Assessor and Trainer Meeing"

Meeing is my new favourite word.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:35, Reply)
@LiC
You truly are a knight sent to the rescue. She has to sleep with you and stuff, thems the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:35, Reply)
may I add...
that 'barmaid' comes up as 'carnage' on predictive text and that 'vomited' is the same as 'tongued'.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:35, Reply)
My dad
still calls me "ran" on text messages. Repeatedly and often *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:38, Reply)
I have to skip through
Cow and Box before finally arriving at the name of my mate Amy.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:45, Reply)
I was eating my breakfast this morning, it was going snap, crackle and pop




Which was odd as it was a kipper...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:46, Reply)
NakedApe
Your cadaver is worth more than mine :(
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:47, Reply)
Thats becasue my body is a temple...


a temple to Bacchus
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:48, Reply)
Smirnoff
Comes out as 'poisoned'
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:50, Reply)
*worships at Ape's temple*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:51, Reply)
I demand a sacrifice

*threatens smiting*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:54, Reply)
*stabs Wookiee*
There. He won't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:57, Reply)
This wookie pleases me

feel free to pour yourself a Gin.


*gets smashed*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:58, Reply)
Swapping Wookiee for gin?
Hmm...all that time I've wasted.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:59, Reply)
Ow!

You stabbed me!

You stabbed me right in the arm!

That really hurt, you bastard!

*fetches the Punishment Stick*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:00, Reply)
Shit!
You're like a cockroach.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:01, Reply)
Quick get the squashing shoe

*slap*

*slap*

*SPLAT*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:01, Reply)
*fetches*
my robe and wizard hat
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:02, Reply)
Why
Did I read that as 'Felches the Punishment Stick'?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:02, Reply)
*survives nuclear holocaust*
*has the last laugh*


EDIT - Because, Dok, you are a wrong'un.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:02, Reply)
Yeh, but look at you
with no retinas or hair.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:04, Reply)
If the Wookie says so.
Then so mote it be!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:06, Reply)
^eh?
RIS
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:07, Reply)
*Ducks and covers*
*Is incinerated*


At any point did people really believe that crouching and covering their heads with their hands would be ample protection against a Nuclear blast?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:08, Reply)
I think I'd be happy to swap my retinas and hair
for an armoured carapace and some extra limbs.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:08, Reply)
Extra limbs?
Honto? if you have too many, you'll look like a spider.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:11, Reply)
Drixy
Me being a wrong 'un.

Spider Wookie, OFFICELOL.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:13, Reply)
I think
I just fell asleep at my desk...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:13, Reply)
Badger
Cool, I wish I could do that.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:14, Reply)
Dok
I think I was just bemused by your use of the word 'mote'. You're more archaic than I have given you credit for.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:15, Reply)
@TGB
Microsleeps FTW

I had one (thankfully only a couple of seconds) on Monday but was driving up the M1 at the time.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:15, Reply)
Drixy
Yes I am, at times.

And I remember when Michael Jackson was black.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:16, Reply)
Honto, Clenders?
What the fuck does that mean?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:17, Reply)
Dok
I should have pointed out that I was applauding your use of mote once I realised you meant to use it and I apologise for doubting you :)

Wookers, I am using Japanese to bring an international flavour.
/pretentious
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:19, Reply)
Dok
I can't really I'm in an open plan office with 6 other people including all three of my bosses!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:19, Reply)
S'OK Drixy
I kind of knew that anyway.

I'm going home now folks, catch you all later.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:20, Reply)
Heheh.
Pretentious? Watashi?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:22, Reply)
Shit, where did you get that from?
/blank
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:23, Reply)
It's one of about three Japanese words I know.

Also it is a line from one of the Red Dwarf books, where someone is accused of being pretentious for sitting alone in a bar reading a "Teach Yourself Japanese" book.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:24, Reply)
Red Dwarf
I recognised it.

Oh, and 'honto' means 'really'.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:27, Reply)
honto Clendrix?
How interesting
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:34, Reply)
Interesting?
Nah, you're just a thread-killer!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:48, Reply)
Where the fuck have you been?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:51, Reply)
Er...
Doing stuff.
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:52, Reply)
We've had to chat to Other Kaol.
I missed you.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:53, Reply)
Oh right!
Other Kaol is far inferior, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:58, Reply)
He is. He's a boring prick.
I expect great creations from you.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:59, Reply)
I'll squeeze out a good one,
Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:01, Reply)
I am
breathless with excitement.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:01, Reply)
Good stuff.
So...
Just you and me here?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:05, Reply)
And the lurkers
so we'd better behave :(
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:06, Reply)
I've just got home from work
so don't start snogging or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:08, Reply)
Godamnit!
Hello Chains.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:09, Reply)
Nah not again.
Well... Today, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:09, Reply)
Rudeness!
I'm a lady!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:11, Reply)
My name is Emily and...
Hahah.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:12, Reply)
A proper lady?
With lady parts and everything?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:14, Reply)
Emily?
You said you'd stopped posting on here!
I've missed you!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:14, Reply)
Good boys.
I don't need to explain popular culture to any of you bright young things.

And now I am fucking off for the night.
Cheery bye!

*fucks off*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:16, Reply)
If you'd missed me you'd have called,
you bastard.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:17, Reply)
Your boyfriend said he'd
Kick my arse if I called again.

Bye Clendrix!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:18, Reply)
Pansy.
(He would, though.)
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:20, Reply)
I know...
And quite frankly, you're not worth getting beaten up over.
Off, maybe. Up? No.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:22, Reply)
Evenin folks
I'm making Pizza's for tea. Any good toppings you guys could suggest?

Edit - I just realised who I said that to. No spluff jokes please!!
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:42, Reply)
Dok Minge insists
that kiwi fruit on a pizza is surprisingly pleasant.

Personally I would go for lots of meat and lots of cheese. Blue cheese and onion pizza is good.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:43, Reply)
meat
I do like a pizza with many kinds of meat on :D
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:48, Reply)
I vote for
big juicy chunks of chorizo.

Nom.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:59, Reply)
Chorizo
I have that, Chicken, ham and potentially chilli beef... :P
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:13, Reply)
Chinese style crispy chilli beef?
Intriguing.

Had a Peking duck pizza a while back, that was pretty good.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:14, Reply)
nope
Regular mexican style chilli beef
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 18:15, Reply)

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