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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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BFFCan I get a list of these BFF pairs please, I missed that meeting and want to know if there's anybody good still left? I'm also being nosy.
Or if you're outside of all this cliquey crap, who wants to go see Hot Chip with me on Saturday in That London?
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djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:14,
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It is cliquey childish crap.I saw them a couple of years ago at glastonbury, they were excellent.
I don't want to go see them with you on Saturday though.
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Ah shurrup whingingI liked you when you were fun.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:19,
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oh come come nowI still laugh at that "Aw man, I wonder if any of them are on Buzz" post.
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djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:24,
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almost as classic as the "I'm pretending I don't care when I'm actually really jealous and upset" defence(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:19,
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I'm assuming that this is a dig at me,but the idea that someone can be "really jealous and upset" about this sort of thing is such an alien concept for me that I just don't get it.
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nice bit of aloofness ;-)almost hides your jealousy and upsetness
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:27,
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I bet you think I got upset when I wasn't "proffered cake" in HSH threads.Yeah, I went there I'm comparing you to that cancer.
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good godwhat have I become?
this is why we need you around here. Internet chemo.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:31,
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I had a feeling it might be(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:33,
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This is why I want to pull my hair out and throw up when he's around.(
girlinthehole, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:41,
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Just wait till I get those HRT patches.You'll despair of me even more.
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girlinthehole, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:55,
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Somehow, after a bit of wrestling with my wife one night,I woke up with one of her HRT patches on my butt. Ever since then I have had these urges to cuddle quietly, talk aboout muy feelings, and I cry at the strangest movies.
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i would love to go to the opera with you, EdmundBut I am house and cat-sitting :(
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:16,
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you send a picture of a penis just onceand you're tarred with the Edmund brush forever more *tsk tsk*
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djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:19,
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It's not a problem, EdI like piña colada too
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:23,
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And getting caught in the rain?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:26,
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Call menaïve but I think you're just showing off with your fancy characters.
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djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:30,
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As long as we have an understanding I'm agreeing to this so I can get to your wifeHe's lovely.
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djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:29,
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You've got no hopeDiT and Becky are BFFs and she'll break your legs clean off if you try to steal him!
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I'd be honoured Ms FlimFlam if you'd be my best friend foreverWe could braid each others hair and everything. I've still got mine in a bag!
What!? I'm normal ¬_¬
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djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:34,
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Why would she have a breast under her trouser sleeve?(
girlinthehole, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:47,
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They got a bit droopy after she had the twins(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:52,
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OI!!!No droopiness here thank you very much.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:14,
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google the Freemasoninitiation ceremonies. I'd tell you myself but they'd send the heavies round *eeeeek*
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djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:00,
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But they don’t actually do that.I watched a programme with Tony Robinson in it and a mason told him they didn’t do that sort of thing.
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Yes they bloody well do!Unless... the Freemasons *is* next door to a gay club. Hmmmmmm.
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djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:17,
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you knows it!Besides, I get the best of both worlds since they're both cooking for me next week and flim flam is my backup wife
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:09,
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hurrahsIt's only fair that I bring the drink. Beer or wine or lime cordial?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:18,
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Sounds good to meeeeeeCheck with DiT on the booze situation. I'm fuelled by diet coke and vodka so I'm fine for drinks! :D
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yes but you do have a job as a part-time nemesis...(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:28,
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I have no B3ta friends at allthis may be due to not going to bashes and meeting anyone thus existing purely in pixelated form...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:28,
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That's Betty BOOBetty Boop is boop-oop-a-dooping!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:34,
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I've never been to a bash either.I'm considering changing that though, depending on where all the action is at Easter?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:36,
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Do you call each other by your real names or your B3ta names?(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:41,
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Real names.Apart from Davros Grandad who is always called DG.
Edit - actually it's a bit of a mix because it's difficult to remember everyone's real name at big bashes.
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girlinthehole, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:42,
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2 lots of names would be confusingbut I dont want a name tag that says "Colonel Dracula" as non B3tards would laugh. Much better to have my real name, "Carlos Spiceyweiner"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:52,
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I'm going to find it hard to call Monty anything but that when I eventually meet himparticularly as he has the same name as me
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:53,
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My thoughts exactly, Monty IS MontyI would also be disappointed to find out he doesnt look like the bloke in his profile.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:57,
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I was thinking about changing my name to DG by deed poll actually.Much less confusing.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:04,
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Anything a bit more specific?Depending on how far away from daughter's grandparent's house it is I might kill two birds with one stone.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:43,
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Hey people, down here!So does no-one want to go see Hot Chip with me on Saturday? :(
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djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:01,
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I would love to.But I am away from London, to a faraway land known only as 'Nottingham'.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:11,
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You are Robin Hoodaicmfp.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:13,
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and a bowit's in his hair though
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:53,
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I'm washing my hair.It's long now so I have to wash it regularly.
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girlinthehole, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:13,
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Do I have to make my own way to London?Or would you pick me up in your jet?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:18,
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I would do my man, but it's a bit of a trek to see a band I'm not that interested in.(, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:31, Reply)
I'm not on here enough to have one :(Who wants a sporadic and casual BFF who doesn't mind if you're also BFFs with someone else?
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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!You've even seen me squiffy.
And get your name down for the next Mancs bash on the calender.
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girlinthehole, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:41,
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Yaaaaaaay!I have! And it was fun. :D
There's another one? I shall have a look.
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Morning.Very well, thank you. Exam results just came back, got my house for next year sorted and I can't remember the last time I had to buy my own drinks.
How are you and the bike?
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Right on the noseI haven't had my bike out all winter, but I will be sprucing it up for action in the next couple of weeks.
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Far too well I imagineYoung 'uns. Don't know they're born etc.
I particularly like her fb profile pic at the moment. The faux shock at being sexually assaulted.
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djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:56,
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You're facebooks friends?I've clearly missed a trick here. Actually, I'm not even facebook friends with you am I.
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I'm sorry albut I've already had you so I'm not interested
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djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:05,
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HarshI was going to gaz you my name and everything, but now I won't.
Or will I? Hur hur, that sounds like willy when you read it aloud.
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I enjoy that picture too.Its not faux though, I genuinely had no idea that was coming...
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Saw Hot Chipin Newcastle on Thursday. They were ace. Not as good as their last tour, but still acemans none the less. I hope you've been listening to their new album because the set is very One Life Stand heavy.
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YaynessI'm particularly liking I Feel Better. The only song I've ever liked with vocoder vocals.
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djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:03,
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I was disappointed as they went offthat they didn't play Thieves in the Night, it's my favourite song on the album by some distance. Of course they then watlzed back on stage for the encore and started blasting it out perfectly. I was very happy at that moment.
Edit - Once again though, nowt from Coming on Strong. Not that I was expecting there to be, just a shame as it's my favourite album. I would have stabbed a baby at the entrance if it meant they'd play Crap Kraft Dinner.
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love it when that happensHooray for Saturday! Dancing with all my friends!
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djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:24,
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isn't that by Super Furry Animals?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:15,
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James Brown, surely?www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHYnW8njGis
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:17,
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Eh?Are you saying you don't like 'Planet Rock' by Afrika Bambaataa & The Soul Sonic Force? Or 'Scorpio' by The Furious Five? Or 'Give The DJ a Break' by Dynamix II?
ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF OR SOMETHING?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:49,
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I love you MontyI hope to confuse young people with bands no-one's heard of when I'm as old as you.
I'll be going on about how much I hate Robbie Williams while modern consensus is that he's a musical genius.
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djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:59,
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that's pretty unlikely(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:00,
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I don't see much difference between the two to be honestin terms of either talent or musical integrity
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djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:07,
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It's my life's sole purpose.All those listed are stone cold vocoder classics, I heartily endorse them all.
However I failed to mention the funkiest vocoder track of all time - 'More Bounce to the Ounce' by Zapp. Vocoder can be superb - Peter Frampton's 'Show Me the Way' is evidence that it can also be utterly, utterly bent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:08,
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*sighs**returns engagement ring to jeweller's*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:11,
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Mont.I am betrothed to another.
Sorry. I didn;t know if you'd be back from Burma or what...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:13,
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sorry old chap(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:16,
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the next line should have been'Chance'd be a fine thing'
But that's suitably scary yet intriguing as it is.
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djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:33,
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aaaand relaxBut don't relax.
Sleep with one eye open.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:34,
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gripping your pillow tight(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:38,
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Ere don't be greedy!You've already got one!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:19,
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I can't help itI've got a lot of love to give
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:19,
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this is true(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:27,
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A bit cold, and with terrible acoustics?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:28,
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large, solidpopulated by gullible fools and staffed by nonces
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:30,
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I've seen Frampton livesupporting Deep Purple. Strangely entertaining.
Mostly for Do you feel like I do
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:16,
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He was in the utterly brilliant Humble Piealong with Steve Marriott from the Small Faces, and thus I shall spare his life.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:18,
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he's a hell of a guitarist when he puts his mind to itshame he produced some songs for bumders really
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:19,
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if i were not far away, maybeand, no, I have no idea that cliques even exist. Perhaps it's a clique that puts out rumours of cliques
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:22,
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Caramac is the devils dried spunkI still remeber getting one by accident from a vending machine when I was 7, I was fucking bitter I tell you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:27,
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a perfect description of me then(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:28,
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it's great for the sugar hit(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:33,
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Don't sell yourself shortyou could be any deities dried bodily fluids if you really want to!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:29,
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hmmmI think an old Greek one would be good...Bacchus? Or is that Roman?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:33,
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Bacchus is the Romanised version of Dionysus.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:33,
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Bacchus was not a bonk-eyed effeminate shirter.He was the spirit of drinking, procreation and party time - not the spirit of 'noncing around Berlin tryling be 'interesting' whilst making Iggy Pop release shit records'.
You've got him mixed up with Ganymede.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:37,
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:27,
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He's Greekhe probably had gout, all that wine!
EDIT: COCK- greek is Dionysus
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:34,
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Your skills are strong,but your typing is slow.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:37,
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I'm a Classicist, not a fucking secretary.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:39,
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I was going to offer you a job as well, although it would have involved us havinga torrid affairso it's probably for the best
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:40,
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that reminds mewould you recommend reading some for enjoyment?
The Iliad or something?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:24,
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If you get a decent translation Homer is excellent.Some of the Roman stuff like Tacitus is also great - Julius Caesar's Britannia & Germania is interesting too, containing as it does first-hand (albeit massively biased) descriptions of the Brits and Germans.
It's where the wicker man sacrifice account comes from - possibly bullshit, mind.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:47,
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can you recommend a decent translation?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:48,
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Herbert Jordan's Iliad is regarded as the most accessible to the layman.Off home now mate - i'll see if I can check your band videos later.
Toodle-pip!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:10,
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Any of the Penguin Classics are good for beginnersI recomend Heroditus, or Livy. Not any poetry or plays though, too fucking difficult.
The Greek Myths, told by Robert Graves, with his explainations are pretty good. I don't know if his reasoning is still accepted. Aparently it was all about males claiming domination after being ruled by women.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 18:12,
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im ginger, gingers ent allowed friendsits the law
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:35,
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But they do have souls apparentlyWho'd of thunk it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:36,
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You iz foxy baby!Gingers are like foxes because foxes are ginger.
EDIT Not those scary carroty people who look cross and smelly.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:38,
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Foxes are the crack addicts of the woodland creatures(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:40,
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god i hate people who look cross and smellywhat are you wearing?
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:40,
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Tight jeans, double D's, makin me go whit-whoo!You honey?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:42,
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apple bottom jeans boots wit da fuuuuuurive only gone and got a day off tomorrow aint i
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:53,
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well later on right, i plan on lying on the sofaAND JUST NOT EVER GETTING UP
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:00,
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i miss the warm :(my heatings ent been off since fucking september
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:54,
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I love having the heating onyou can snuggle up the radiator and get all toasty
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Roota - now what is this I hear about a tummy ache?Have you ingested anything unusual?
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Not particularlyMy stomach has been somwewhat unsettled since Saturday now, doctor.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:43,
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I'll go to my own doctor, thanks...*phones the bizzies*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:46,
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