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All hail Donkey gums
Creator of the rapey-squid
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:20, 254 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

www.b3tards.com/u/890f2f528bd6cef8bca0/chompysquid.jpg
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Hahahahahahahaha

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
bedroomhysterics here
tempted to make that my profile picture
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
do it

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
That version of the picture makes you slightly less brave in my eyes than the original

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Do it.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
3... 2... 1...
Do eeeeet
Super Troopers reference
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Genius film

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
I sense an in-joke

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
That's me and PsychoChomp

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
All righty then

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
No, it's you and rapey-squid

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Haha!
It's funny because he's not a squid! Haha!
But Donkey Gums has drawn a squid where he was! HAHA!
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
You seem so bitter that I've taken any sort of attention away from you :)

Have you ever had any mental health issues? I haven't.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Not that I'm aware of
I'm not bitter DG, it's just that you've started to rise to it now, and that gives me massive erections in my underpants.

Nothing personal, like.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
ah fair enough then :) But since we're playing
I think your problems stem from a misdiagnosis of Autism. You've probably got a face like a pube covered trophy and a carry sketch pad of ascetically correct city skylines drawn from memory in a dayglow backpack.

Also you'll only eat spaghetti hoops or otherwise you'll get all punchy when your carer is giving you your bath and drink all of the Matey Bubble Bath with misunderstood salty eyed rage.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
See, this is what I was after
People seem to be more creative when they're reacting against something, your post was at least vaguely entertaining this time.

4/10 Would antagonise again
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
The Smilie Face Of I'm Joking (tm)
Sad Times, Deegee, Sad Sad Times.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
hush up you no show (i'm still angry with you about wednesday)

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
=((((((
Should be there on sat if it helps.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
NOPE. gonzo....son, i am disappoint.
I had to sit there looking at Sexface ALL night. felt right sick I did. You owe me a pocket rustle.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
I'll give you a flash of moob and a pint of milk from it, fair's fair after all.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:03, Reply)
It's internet Red Cross
you can't attack somebody when they put a smiley in their post, it's just not cricket
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
AAARGH FLASHBACKS

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
:D

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
I'm not in the mood for this shit.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Aw diddums.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
rawr.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Aww, are you having a bad day too?

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Yes, I've been evicted from my flat because the landlord defaulted on the mortgage and now I'm homeless.
so, you know fuck off.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
wait
how is this beckys fault? and is she psychic now? no fucking need to guilt her for posting things you all usually laugh at.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I've apologised by gaz as I had no idea, since he hasn't put it on here that this has happened.
Not deleting it though because it's harmless fun. Just not the appropriate day for it as it seems.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
If he's not in the mood for jokes then what is he doing here?

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
why? youve done nowt wrong
b3tas the last place id click if i were upset
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
If i'd just been made homeless then I wouldn't really appreciate it. I'll ask DG to make a homeless one instead ,)

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)
what a load of bollocks
i dont post about the ins and outs of my fucking failings and upsets here but i dont get all pissy and DONT YOU KNOW WHAT IVE BEEN THROUGH when someone has a dig.

sorry for his woes but we're not mindreaders, and you didnt post in malice
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
This is true.
Fuck you Chompy.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
that's the spirit!
give him a free go!
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
wey hey!

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

www.livesquidinabox.com/pics/squid_peering.jpg
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Ahahahahahahah. Noice

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
Ooo yer a hard woman
I bet it was you wot clubbed the otter to death at the end of "Ring of Bright Water"
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
sensible woman. she wasnt being spiteful.
and i dont know what that is but im as mad as hell about it
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
It's a lovely film about a man from London
who adopts an otter, quits his job, moves to the wilds of scotland and kills a basking shark.

It may even be true.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
has it got any dogs in it?

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Yep, at least one that I remember

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
holy fuck i am in like flynn
im a big fan of dog films and dog related films where dogs talk or just act or stuff
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Oh man, I wanna see The incredible journey and the new Cats and dogs film now.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
get involved.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Totally am

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
Otters are a bit like dogs

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
you dont know what youre fucking talking about here.
just walk away my friend. walk. away.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
...with their little noses

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
SPOILER ALERT!
GOD! You ruin everything!
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
41 year old film is 41 years old
THIS JUST IN:

Jar-Jar is Luke Skywalkers dad

Butch & Sundance get married

And it turns out that the planet of the apes was the basingstoke branch of Tesco all along.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
tell her the bit about voldemort, go on

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
turns out he's got LOBSTERS SWIMMING UP HIS ARSEHOLE
that's why he's been such a cunt to all the little wizards and wotnot
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
one of my friends posted all the end twists in Heroes
on his facebook status. I don't watch Heroes but if I did I would have been angry.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
yeah someone posted the ending of heavy rain on facebook which made me hulk quietly inside
i hope they get piles.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
is that the one with Morgan Freeman and...
no wait, that's Hard Rain. Isn't Heavy Rain a computer game?
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
ja, ps3s

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Wiggy always ruins Tom Cruise movies for me by quoting that comedian Richard something
with "Tom Cruise is a cocktail waiter. Quite a good cocktail waiter. Then he has a crisis of confidence and can’t be a cocktail waiter anymore. He meets a woman who gives him his confidence back and he becomes a pretty good cocktail waiter again.

Tom Cruise plays a racing car driver. Quite a good racing car driver. Then he has a crisis of confidence and can’t be a racing car driver anymore. He meets a woman who gives him his confidence back and he becomes a pretty good racing car driver again.

Tom Cruise plays fighter pilot. Quite a good fighter pilot. Then he has a crisis of confidence and can’t be a fighter pilot anymore. He meets a woman who gives him his confidence back and he becomes a pretty good fighter pilot again."

etc.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
haha i fucking hate tom cruise he churns out a constant stream of shit
try watching films with kids... they NEED you to spoil the ending for them. theyre desperate for you to explain every single twist and plot arc before it fucking happens in minute detail.

JUST WATCH THE FILM.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
I've come to the conclusion
that he has done loads of thoroughly entertaining films

that new one Knight and Day looks shit, but will probably be entertaining as well.

Plus, he kind of looks like my brother. or did before my bro got a bit chubby
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
i liked the vampire one and err
yeah. that one.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
I thought he was brilliant in Interview With A Vampire
it was really unlike his other characters. I do actually like him as an actor, his films are generally entertaining, even if he is a crazy alien lover.

Plus he was funny in Tropic Thunder.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
he's excellent in Magnolia
Top Gun is a great film.

There are others too.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)
totally
when I saw Up! at the cinema there was a kid in front of me and it kept asking where the guy was going and where the kid was and then where the bird had gone and then who the bad guy was and I was all "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
theyd fucking know if they watched it.
im so very old :(
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
I haven't seen any of the films you just mentioned
although I instinctively sense that you're mocking me.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
You haven't seen "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"?
I would so throw sprouts at you if I could
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
what's it about?
hehe
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Are you saying that Rosie is a bearded man?
WHO'S WELSH? Shame on you.

possibly Scottish, I can't really remember
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
aww fuck.
welsh :( that hurts man.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Man, we should totally fuck his shit right up.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
i cant, ive got a bad leg

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
For shame

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
Thank gawd for that
the last time I got my shit fucked up really hurt and didnt like it at all WILL NOT BUY FROM AGAIN
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
man that sucks cock
do you have friends you can stay with until you get sorted?

Can they really just kick you out like that with such little notice?
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
you can totally stay at my place for free, everyone else does
*pointless internet hugs*
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Bad luck mate
Hope you sort it out.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
*whispers*
stop talking to yourself, everyone will think you're crazy
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
I was going to write that!
Good luck finding a new home Bobbychomp.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Parp, I have a home thanks

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Holy shit !
You trollin' or you srs?
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
maybe it's his new way of picking up women
"I'm homeless and sad, please love me" and they'll take him in and then he'll sidle into their room when they're sleeping.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
I've meet girls who go for pathetic types before*, even seen it work a few times, but I don't think Chompy would do that.
But just for the record, does that kind of stuff work on you? It's just 'cus my nan ran over my puppy the other week.

* I'm saying here someone who is all "OH WOE IS ME, I R HOMELESS, LET ME INTO YOUR VAGINA LIKE I'VE LET YOU INTO MY HEART..... OH DIDDUMS AND DRAT ! PLEASE SLEEP WITH ME !" is sob-story pathetic, not actually being made homeless 'cus some complete and utter waste of human life has done a runner with your money, that's genuine "Holy shit, tough times".**

** I'm quite shit with words, I mean, people who feed girls lines about OH WOE IS me to get into their knickers is pathetic, not people who are actually going through real bad shit.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
oh man its like MY WHOLE LIFE in your post

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Hah, gutted.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Nah I can't be doing with whiney bitches
and I'm lacking in the sympathy gene and mothering instinct, so it doesn't work on me, I just get annoyed. For me to be interested a bloke has to be funny and interesting and happy on demand, whenever I'm around.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Don't forget the massive |------ 4.8" ------| *wink*

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:21, Reply)
it seems unlikely that will stop anyone

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Indeed.
Thought there was a bit of Waaaahmbulance for a second but losing your home sucks royally. I actually feel a bit bad for RaCh. Maybe it's great opportunity to feel leave Milton Keynes though?
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
pretty shitty indeed
but the post had nothing to do with that, and becky professes not to have known.

I suspect that if I were to post about any woes I might have then I'd get a barrage of "Not so smug now eh?" comments.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Especially as your woes would be
related to on-shore winds and soggy sandwiches.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
'One has sand in one's croissant!'

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
you are sending a lot of abuse my way
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
True. Plus he asked me what was wrong yesterday
and then ignored the response and carried on taking the piss.

I'm not bitter about it though, I'm taking the moral high ground. *smugs*
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
I fucking love it up there.
Make the most of it.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
someone send the sherpas up with a croissant and glass of Chablis

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Chablis? Fuck off, Chateau neuf de pape

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
hold on a moment
mountain climbing is very much a white wine sport. Chablis is a perfectly suitable choice.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Ya think? I disagree. It's a white wine activity up until base camp
When you reach the summit it's chateau all the way baby.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
it's a hard call
as chablis and chateauneaf du pape are two of my very favourite wines.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
That's because some cunt like me has told you that they're the best wines available in that price range
I miss my wine tasting days.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
no, it's because I like them more than other wines

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
You're doing it wrong

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
I know nothing about wine
chablis was the first one I thought of and the only one I can spell.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)
I like it
as it's really dry and crisp.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)
It's ok, your face has been obscured by something weird
and someones drawn a squid on it as well
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I think Chompy is going to hunt me down and try and push some paperclips up my bum

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
I think it's ace and chompy should shit or get out of the kitchen.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Ah he'll be alright, it's not like his face went all melty.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
It's getting out of his kitchen* that has upset the poor fellow.

*and all his other rooms
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
hahahahahah
(chompy I'm laughing at the joke, not the sitchyation)
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)
I'm not celebrating this.
It's making me feel sick.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
:(

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
now this is the stuff.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
FAT YUMS

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I thought that was some kind of revolting blue waffle kind of thing then
put me right off me dinner!
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I don't know what this blue waffle is, but never ever EVER again take the image of Bacon explosion in vain.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
it's just a manky fadge
I didn't mean to disrespect the bacosplosion, I'll say 10 hail bacons when I get home.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Eugh, I have no desire to see that then
Besides, I don't do shock images, I do images of yumm
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
I just can't resist, even though I know I don't want to!
Curiosity kills the kitty, I looked up tubgirl the other day *shudders*
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
Aww I remember tubgirl
I didn't find it that shocking because I had a rather disgusting flatmate when I first saw it.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
I've never seen two girls one cup all the way through
and I refuse to watch one guy one jar, although someone gave me the synopsis and it's not something I would ever want to see. I've seen some gruesome corpses on cases at work and I've got dead squeamish in my old age.

EDIT: wait a minute, you had a flatmate that was so disgusting they made you jaded to tubgirl?! I don't want to know what they did to condition you
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
One guy one jar I find fascinating. That someone could do that to themselves without wincing that much is nuts.
Oh dear god, the stereotype that gay men are houseproud and look after themselves is a fucking lie.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)
having had to do research on
www.fitlads.net for a murder case a while ago, I can say that some gay men are really fucking disgusting!!
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
The ones on the homepage just look rather chavvy, but I bet their scummers under their Gaultier

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)
They're all chavvy
it's a gay chav networking site. Srsly. Some of the stuff I've seen, man you don't even wanna know.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Hey, we could totally compare notes. Or not.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:11, Reply)
puke
wtf bex
pukepukepuke
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
WHUT?

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
it just looks so blugh

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
But you haven't even tried it. Don't be knocking the good stuff.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
If you took a photo of most foods from that close they'd look pretty bleurgh
and that thing does look a bit like a dissected pig trotter
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
it looks like the inside of a vagina that's been fucked by glass shards

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Dude, you're overthinking this.
Come to the UK, buy me bacon and sausage meat and I'll make it for you.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
no no, that's pretty much the first thing that came into mind
and that's pretty ridic, I have to buy a plane ticket, a hotel room, bacon and sausage for you to make me some shit that looks like a vagina fucked by glass shards?
I'll pass, ta.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Alright, you can sleep on my floor. *huffs*

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
What the fuck...?
Have you ever actually seen a vagina? I've seen a few, and none of them looked like a dissected pig's trotter
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
why yes, yes I have
I've never seen one that's been fucked by glass shards but I imagine it'd look like that pink mess up there
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Can you have a catfight with Becky over it now please?
and may I watch?
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
that's up to her, bb

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I couldn't fight Kristine, I love her too much

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
*hands in pockets, kicks dust*
Aw, I'll never get to see it now. Becky never lets me do the things I like
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
she doesn't like cream cheese on baked potato either
*judges*
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
with or without chives?

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
probably both
she's a heathen.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
*gasp*
you kiss your mother with that mouth?
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)
no, just yours!

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
ooh burn

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)
I honestly haven't a clue as to where that came from.
But yes, I would say I don't like it.
Considering I've never had it.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
I'm finding this very amusing
What other food do you dislike?
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
why is it amusing?
I didn't say I disliked it.
I can't like something I've never had.
But I will tell you I dislike tuna. As well as chicken salad.
Hope this helps, xx
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Just because we now have a sub thread on food that you dislike
I dislike tuna as well.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I'm fat. There's not much I don't like.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Then you would totally love the explosion

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
It looks_horrid_!

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)
you know actually I think I've done you an injustice there
because I think it was coleslaw that you said would be minging on a jacket potato.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
It would be.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Fine, take her side!!

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
It's vile shreddings of cabbage covered in slimey goo. What's to like?

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
There's also carrot!
and mayonnaisey yumminess and sometimes, if you're good, grated cheese!
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
It's still wrong, although you're swaying me with the grated cheese.
It's not really mayonnaise is it? It tastes odd on cabbage
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
I think it is, it's mayonnaisey type stuff with cream in it
I shall investigate. To the Delia Online Library!

EDIT: Aye, it's a combination of mustard, mayonnaise and lemon juice. Also known as AWESOME NOMS
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Voms

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)
that's what your mum said when you were born

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Gasps. I'm shocked and appalled that you'd be so mean to me

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)
oh, well yes, I'd say that does sound minging
oooh, and you said it sounded ming on hot dogs, right?
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
god get a fucking room

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
ROSALALA
!
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
yes!
ahhh the memories.

I still haven't made you an international gift of awesomeness. I'll do it soon I promise!
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
ditto
xx
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
And my 2 girls 1 cupcake video
You promised*!
*I have no idea what was actually said between us but I consider you under legal obligation to make it as it would be awesome
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
oh yeah
it will come. One day. I'm actually working on a business plan to open the cupcake bsns for srs, so maybe it'll actually happen.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Yay!
And then we can be together yes?
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)
I haven't seen Roota around these parts today
so yes my darling, then we shall finally be together, skipping off into the meadows with baskets of cupcakes!
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)
:D
I'll bring the chablis
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)
ok but you have to pronounce it phoenetically

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)
chabbliss it shall be
and some Merlotte, Pinnott Griggeo and not forgetting the Chat Eurgh Vinn Noif.

It will be a magical summers day of daisy chain necklaces and maniacal laughter.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)
that sounds straight out of Disney
I love it
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)
That sounds like an excellent plan.
Are you also talented in regard to wedding/birthday cakes? There's a shop near the bank I use for work, that have gone down that route. The lady there said that a small wedding cake with accompanying cupcakes is an increasingly popular choice. They're also situated near a number of sandwich shops and have a small counter selling the cupcakes, slices of sponge cake, cheese cake and rocky road,. Which struck me as a good idea both to keep day to day turnover coming in and as a marketing thing. I think most people who use the counter would probably go there first when they needed an "occasion" cake and would probably recommend it as well.
Here's the website if you're interested.
www.sweetthecakecompany.co.uk/index.cfm?fa=contentImageGallery.home
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:23, Reply)
Oh god, it's like sushi, but they replaced the rice with meat, and the fish with meat, and then added bacon to it !

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
so, in essence
you are saying that it is the best thing ever?
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Totally just a picture, need to try it to be sure.
Needs condiments too.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
it's full of bbq seasoning and bbq sauce

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Niiiiiice

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
meat
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Wait, I'm sure Rosie posted this when I first refreshed.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
you best lay off that fucking sushi

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I wouldda put money down on that, too.
Oh man, I'm totally in need of a good lie down.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
did someone mention donkey?
Made me smile - then I read it - and it made me sad.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-10695037
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
"=D" - "=/" - ">:("
That was one hell of an emotional rollercoster.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
This makes me sad.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
i lol'd
i couldnt help it :(
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Eeyore'ta give hang-gliding a go next

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
+1 point for the shlooing
very atmospheric. Did nobody try to rescue her? Poor Lampito.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Lampito doesn't need rescuing
she's a sexual predator. Chompy was just standing there and suddenly the red triangle appeared on his chest.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
really?
Oh. Well, poor Cthulhu-face then. Still, he took it like a man.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
haha ChthuluChomp
love it.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
I was standing yards away from that as it happened
I made my excuses and left dragging my terrified lady as I went. I think back to the time of the incident in brief periods of morbid curiosity, picturing the scene in my head repeating over and over. Were I to go back in time could I have done something different? I guess we'll never know. It will wrestle with my conscious to the day I go to the grave.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
i like the bit where you said 'lady'

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I didn't think the phrase
"drunken scouse scrubber" really went with the rest of my prose.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
im telling.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
O_O
oh noes
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Well, it is true...

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
How dare you libel my woman!?
She's the finest woman ever with upstanding character, good grace and exemplary breeding.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nah, she's lovely
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
post traumatic stress syndrome
or possibly survivor's guilt. It's going to be tough, man. People will try to understand but they won't be able to help becuase they weren't THERE. None of us get through life unscathed, but try to remember that it wasn't your fault. It. Wasn't. Your. Fault. Here, have a manly hug.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)
*sobs*
Thanks man. The night tremors, the daily screams in my head at 3am... I know I'll get through it.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)
I just realised you replied to me in t'other thread
I lives in Manchester. Applebite and I fully intend to attend a London bash when the next one comes up. Lampito is now down in London so we'll go down and annoy her and her housemates :D
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)
I look forward to it :)

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)
I'm considering attending this Friday's bash
is everyone from B3ta still an ugly mong?
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)
No, just you.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Terrible bullying
but I'm serious, it looks like only the dregs of an already aesthetically challenged bunch are attending this friday
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Yep, I'm tempted to give it a miss myself for those reasons
Plus it's on Saturday not Friday.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)
shhhh don't tell him

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Ooops
I suck. I'm only good at planning romantic days out :(
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)
I'll be bumping up the hottie numbers
Not myself, mind you, but bringing along possibly two females*


*one may only resemble a female
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)
Oh well, I'm not going anyway

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)
but that'll massively affect the ugly quotient Becky!
You have to come!
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)
It's going to be a bit of a wiener fest
But I did hear a rumour that the largest female genitals in the world could be making an appearence.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Oh I haven't seen her in ages. I might come. But I probably wont

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:11, Reply)
I have rounded up some good'uns to take the sting out of having to spend time with the rest of 'em.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:29, Reply)
You cheeky cunt.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)
Sorry Monty
But that's what the kids are calling you these days.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)
'W*IE*ner Fest' or 'Gigantominge'?

*Corrected
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)
I'd like to feast on your weiner etc etc etc

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:22, Reply)
Christ woman, don't you know when to stop?

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:23, Reply)
She's not stopping until she's broken
your record for most male b3tans shagged.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)
Bitch

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)
I never stop.
And Monty knows I don't fancy him.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)
I was kidding, I forgot the ,)

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)
Oh I see :D
But yeah, I know I'm doing a Chompy with the "OH I DON'T FANCY HIM", but I do adore Monty. I want him as a kindly uncle who'll get me fucked every so often, feed me hot meat and laugh when I abuse weak wristed members of this board.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:27, Reply)
You want him to get you fucked
and feed you his hot meat, but you don't fancy him?
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:38, Reply)
Oi
see below
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:23, Reply)
*runs to the fucking hills*

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:23, Reply)
That just made me think of Al,
horrifically drunk, singing that. Before he threw up in the street and fell face first into a wall.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)
Haaaaaaa, wish I'd seen that.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)
The falling over bit?
This was your bash bbz!
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)
Yeah, but I left at a more sensible hour to go see a man about a dog

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)
It was fun, though, thank you for hosting it

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)
Auf Deutsch
the second letter in 'ie' or 'ei' is pronounced. Thus 'wiener' (veener) is spelled i before e.

And the latter term, to answer your second question.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:23, Reply)

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