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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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All hail Donkey gums
Creator of the rapey-squid
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www.b3tards.com/u/890f2f528bd6cef8bca0/chompysquid.jpg
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Hahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
bedroomhysterics here
tempted to make that my profile picture
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)
do it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
That version of the picture makes you slightly less brave in my eyes than the original

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Do it.

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3... 2... 1...
Do eeeeet
Super Troopers reference
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Genius film

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
I sense an in-joke

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
That's me and PsychoChomp

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
All righty then

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
No, it's you and rapey-squid

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Haha!
It's funny because he's not a squid! Haha!
But Donkey Gums has drawn a squid where he was! HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
You seem so bitter that I've taken any sort of attention away from you :)

Have you ever had any mental health issues? I haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Not that I'm aware of
I'm not bitter DG, it's just that you've started to rise to it now, and that gives me massive erections in my underpants.

Nothing personal, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
ah fair enough then :) But since we're playing
I think your problems stem from a misdiagnosis of Autism. You've probably got a face like a pube covered trophy and a carry sketch pad of ascetically correct city skylines drawn from memory in a dayglow backpack.

Also you'll only eat spaghetti hoops or otherwise you'll get all punchy when your carer is giving you your bath and drink all of the Matey Bubble Bath with misunderstood salty eyed rage.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
See, this is what I was after
People seem to be more creative when they're reacting against something, your post was at least vaguely entertaining this time.

4/10 Would antagonise again
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
The Smilie Face Of I'm Joking (tm)
Sad Times, Deegee, Sad Sad Times.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
hush up you no show (i'm still angry with you about wednesday)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
=((((((
Should be there on sat if it helps.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
NOPE. gonzo....son, i am disappoint.
I had to sit there looking at Sexface ALL night. felt right sick I did. You owe me a pocket rustle.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
I'll give you a flash of moob and a pint of milk from it, fair's fair after all.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:03, Reply)
It's internet Red Cross
you can't attack somebody when they put a smiley in their post, it's just not cricket
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
AAARGH FLASHBACKS

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
I'm not in the mood for this shit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Aw diddums.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
rawr.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Aww, are you having a bad day too?

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Yes, I've been evicted from my flat because the landlord defaulted on the mortgage and now I'm homeless.
so, you know fuck off.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
wait
how is this beckys fault? and is she psychic now? no fucking need to guilt her for posting things you all usually laugh at.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)
I've apologised by gaz as I had no idea, since he hasn't put it on here that this has happened.
Not deleting it though because it's harmless fun. Just not the appropriate day for it as it seems.
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If he's not in the mood for jokes then what is he doing here?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
why? youve done nowt wrong
b3tas the last place id click if i were upset
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)
If i'd just been made homeless then I wouldn't really appreciate it. I'll ask DG to make a homeless one instead ,)

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what a load of bollocks
i dont post about the ins and outs of my fucking failings and upsets here but i dont get all pissy and DONT YOU KNOW WHAT IVE BEEN THROUGH when someone has a dig.

sorry for his woes but we're not mindreaders, and you didnt post in malice
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
This is true.
Fuck you Chompy.
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that's the spirit!
give him a free go!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
wey hey!

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

www.livesquidinabox.com/pics/squid_peering.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Ahahahahahahah. Noice

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Ooo yer a hard woman
I bet it was you wot clubbed the otter to death at the end of "Ring of Bright Water"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)
sensible woman. she wasnt being spiteful.
and i dont know what that is but im as mad as hell about it
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
It's a lovely film about a man from London
who adopts an otter, quits his job, moves to the wilds of scotland and kills a basking shark.

It may even be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
has it got any dogs in it?

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
Yep, at least one that I remember

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holy fuck i am in like flynn
im a big fan of dog films and dog related films where dogs talk or just act or stuff
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Oh man, I wanna see The incredible journey and the new Cats and dogs film now.

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get involved.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
Totally am

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Otters are a bit like dogs

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
you dont know what youre fucking talking about here.
just walk away my friend. walk. away.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
...with their little noses

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
SPOILER ALERT!
GOD! You ruin everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
41 year old film is 41 years old
THIS JUST IN:

Jar-Jar is Luke Skywalkers dad

Butch & Sundance get married

And it turns out that the planet of the apes was the basingstoke branch of Tesco all along.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
tell her the bit about voldemort, go on

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)
turns out he's got LOBSTERS SWIMMING UP HIS ARSEHOLE
that's why he's been such a cunt to all the little wizards and wotnot
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
one of my friends posted all the end twists in Heroes
on his facebook status. I don't watch Heroes but if I did I would have been angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
yeah someone posted the ending of heavy rain on facebook which made me hulk quietly inside
i hope they get piles.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
is that the one with Morgan Freeman and...
no wait, that's Hard Rain. Isn't Heavy Rain a computer game?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
ja, ps3s

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Wiggy always ruins Tom Cruise movies for me by quoting that comedian Richard something
with "Tom Cruise is a cocktail waiter. Quite a good cocktail waiter. Then he has a crisis of confidence and can’t be a cocktail waiter anymore. He meets a woman who gives him his confidence back and he becomes a pretty good cocktail waiter again.

Tom Cruise plays a racing car driver. Quite a good racing car driver. Then he has a crisis of confidence and can’t be a racing car driver anymore. He meets a woman who gives him his confidence back and he becomes a pretty good racing car driver again.

Tom Cruise plays fighter pilot. Quite a good fighter pilot. Then he has a crisis of confidence and can’t be a fighter pilot anymore. He meets a woman who gives him his confidence back and he becomes a pretty good fighter pilot again."

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
haha i fucking hate tom cruise he churns out a constant stream of shit
try watching films with kids... they NEED you to spoil the ending for them. theyre desperate for you to explain every single twist and plot arc before it fucking happens in minute detail.

JUST WATCH THE FILM.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
I've come to the conclusion
that he has done loads of thoroughly entertaining films

that new one Knight and Day looks shit, but will probably be entertaining as well.

Plus, he kind of looks like my brother. or did before my bro got a bit chubby
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
i liked the vampire one and err
yeah. that one.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
I thought he was brilliant in Interview With A Vampire
it was really unlike his other characters. I do actually like him as an actor, his films are generally entertaining, even if he is a crazy alien lover.

Plus he was funny in Tropic Thunder.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
he's excellent in Magnolia
Top Gun is a great film.

There are others too.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)
totally
when I saw Up! at the cinema there was a kid in front of me and it kept asking where the guy was going and where the kid was and then where the bird had gone and then who the bad guy was and I was all "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
theyd fucking know if they watched it.
im so very old :(
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
I haven't seen any of the films you just mentioned
although I instinctively sense that you're mocking me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
You haven't seen "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"?
I would so throw sprouts at you if I could
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
what's it about?
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Are you saying that Rosie is a bearded man?
WHO'S WELSH? Shame on you.

possibly Scottish, I can't really remember
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aww fuck.
welsh :( that hurts man.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Man, we should totally fuck his shit right up.

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i cant, ive got a bad leg

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
For shame

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Thank gawd for that
the last time I got my shit fucked up really hurt and didnt like it at all WILL NOT BUY FROM AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
man that sucks cock
do you have friends you can stay with until you get sorted?

Can they really just kick you out like that with such little notice?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
you can totally stay at my place for free, everyone else does
*pointless internet hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Bad luck mate
Hope you sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
*whispers*
stop talking to yourself, everyone will think you're crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
I was going to write that!
Good luck finding a new home Bobbychomp.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Parp, I have a home thanks

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
Holy shit !
You trollin' or you srs?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
maybe it's his new way of picking up women
"I'm homeless and sad, please love me" and they'll take him in and then he'll sidle into their room when they're sleeping.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
I've meet girls who go for pathetic types before*, even seen it work a few times, but I don't think Chompy would do that.
But just for the record, does that kind of stuff work on you? It's just 'cus my nan ran over my puppy the other week.

* I'm saying here someone who is all "OH WOE IS ME, I R HOMELESS, LET ME INTO YOUR VAGINA LIKE I'VE LET YOU INTO MY HEART..... OH DIDDUMS AND DRAT ! PLEASE SLEEP WITH ME !" is sob-story pathetic, not actually being made homeless 'cus some complete and utter waste of human life has done a runner with your money, that's genuine "Holy shit, tough times".**

** I'm quite shit with words, I mean, people who feed girls lines about OH WOE IS me to get into their knickers is pathetic, not people who are actually going through real bad shit.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
oh man its like MY WHOLE LIFE in your post

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Hah, gutted.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
Nah I can't be doing with whiney bitches
and I'm lacking in the sympathy gene and mothering instinct, so it doesn't work on me, I just get annoyed. For me to be interested a bloke has to be funny and interesting and happy on demand, whenever I'm around.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Don't forget the massive |------ 4.8" ------| *wink*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:21, Reply)
it seems unlikely that will stop anyone

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Indeed.
Thought there was a bit of Waaaahmbulance for a second but losing your home sucks royally. I actually feel a bit bad for RaCh. Maybe it's great opportunity to feel leave Milton Keynes though?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
pretty shitty indeed
but the post had nothing to do with that, and becky professes not to have known.

I suspect that if I were to post about any woes I might have then I'd get a barrage of "Not so smug now eh?" comments.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Especially as your woes would be
related to on-shore winds and soggy sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
'One has sand in one's croissant!'

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
you are sending a lot of abuse my way
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
True. Plus he asked me what was wrong yesterday
and then ignored the response and carried on taking the piss.

I'm not bitter about it though, I'm taking the moral high ground. *smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
I fucking love it up there.
Make the most of it.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
someone send the sherpas up with a croissant and glass of Chablis

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Chablis? Fuck off, Chateau neuf de pape

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hold on a moment
mountain climbing is very much a white wine sport. Chablis is a perfectly suitable choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Ya think? I disagree. It's a white wine activity up until base camp
When you reach the summit it's chateau all the way baby.
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it's a hard call
as chablis and chateauneaf du pape are two of my very favourite wines.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
That's because some cunt like me has told you that they're the best wines available in that price range
I miss my wine tasting days.
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no, it's because I like them more than other wines

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
You're doing it wrong

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I know nothing about wine
chablis was the first one I thought of and the only one I can spell.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)
I like it
as it's really dry and crisp.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)
It's ok, your face has been obscured by something weird
and someones drawn a squid on it as well
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I think Chompy is going to hunt me down and try and push some paperclips up my bum

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
I think it's ace and chompy should shit or get out of the kitchen.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Ah he'll be alright, it's not like his face went all melty.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
It's getting out of his kitchen* that has upset the poor fellow.

*and all his other rooms
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
hahahahahah
(chompy I'm laughing at the joke, not the sitchyation)
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)
I'm not celebrating this.
It's making me feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
:(

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now this is the stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)
FAT YUMS

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I thought that was some kind of revolting blue waffle kind of thing then
put me right off me dinner!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)
I don't know what this blue waffle is, but never ever EVER again take the image of Bacon explosion in vain.

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it's just a manky fadge
I didn't mean to disrespect the bacosplosion, I'll say 10 hail bacons when I get home.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
Eugh, I have no desire to see that then
Besides, I don't do shock images, I do images of yumm
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I just can't resist, even though I know I don't want to!
Curiosity kills the kitty, I looked up tubgirl the other day *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
Aww I remember tubgirl
I didn't find it that shocking because I had a rather disgusting flatmate when I first saw it.
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I've never seen two girls one cup all the way through
and I refuse to watch one guy one jar, although someone gave me the synopsis and it's not something I would ever want to see. I've seen some gruesome corpses on cases at work and I've got dead squeamish in my old age.

EDIT: wait a minute, you had a flatmate that was so disgusting they made you jaded to tubgirl?! I don't want to know what they did to condition you
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
One guy one jar I find fascinating. That someone could do that to themselves without wincing that much is nuts.
Oh dear god, the stereotype that gay men are houseproud and look after themselves is a fucking lie.
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having had to do research on
www.fitlads.net for a murder case a while ago, I can say that some gay men are really fucking disgusting!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
The ones on the homepage just look rather chavvy, but I bet their scummers under their Gaultier

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They're all chavvy
it's a gay chav networking site. Srsly. Some of the stuff I've seen, man you don't even wanna know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Hey, we could totally compare notes. Or not.

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puke
wtf bex
pukepukepuke
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
WHUT?

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it just looks so blugh

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
But you haven't even tried it. Don't be knocking the good stuff.

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If you took a photo of most foods from that close they'd look pretty bleurgh
and that thing does look a bit like a dissected pig trotter
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
it looks like the inside of a vagina that's been fucked by glass shards

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Dude, you're overthinking this.
Come to the UK, buy me bacon and sausage meat and I'll make it for you.
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no no, that's pretty much the first thing that came into mind
and that's pretty ridic, I have to buy a plane ticket, a hotel room, bacon and sausage for you to make me some shit that looks like a vagina fucked by glass shards?
I'll pass, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Alright, you can sleep on my floor. *huffs*

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What the fuck...?
Have you ever actually seen a vagina? I've seen a few, and none of them looked like a dissected pig's trotter
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
why yes, yes I have
I've never seen one that's been fucked by glass shards but I imagine it'd look like that pink mess up there
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Can you have a catfight with Becky over it now please?
and may I watch?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
that's up to her, bb

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I couldn't fight Kristine, I love her too much

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*hands in pockets, kicks dust*
Aw, I'll never get to see it now. Becky never lets me do the things I like
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
she doesn't like cream cheese on baked potato either
*judges*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
with or without chives?

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probably both
she's a heathen.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Hahaha

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*gasp*
you kiss your mother with that mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)
no, just yours!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
ooh burn

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)
I honestly haven't a clue as to where that came from.
But yes, I would say I don't like it.
Considering I've never had it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
I'm finding this very amusing
What other food do you dislike?
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why is it amusing?
I didn't say I disliked it.
I can't like something I've never had.
But I will tell you I dislike tuna. As well as chicken salad.
Hope this helps, xx
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Just because we now have a sub thread on food that you dislike
I dislike tuna as well.
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I'm fat. There's not much I don't like.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Then you would totally love the explosion

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It looks_horrid_!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)
you know actually I think I've done you an injustice there
because I think it was coleslaw that you said would be minging on a jacket potato.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
It would be.

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Fine, take her side!!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
It's vile shreddings of cabbage covered in slimey goo. What's to like?

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There's also carrot!
and mayonnaisey yumminess and sometimes, if you're good, grated cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
It's still wrong, although you're swaying me with the grated cheese.
It's not really mayonnaise is it? It tastes odd on cabbage
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I think it is, it's mayonnaisey type stuff with cream in it
I shall investigate. To the Delia Online Library!

EDIT: Aye, it's a combination of mustard, mayonnaise and lemon juice. Also known as AWESOME NOMS
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Voms

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that's what your mum said when you were born

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Gasps. I'm shocked and appalled that you'd be so mean to me

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oh, well yes, I'd say that does sound minging
oooh, and you said it sounded ming on hot dogs, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
god get a fucking room

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
ROSALALA
!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
yes!
ahhh the memories.

I still haven't made you an international gift of awesomeness. I'll do it soon I promise!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
ditto
xx
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
And my 2 girls 1 cupcake video
You promised*!
*I have no idea what was actually said between us but I consider you under legal obligation to make it as it would be awesome
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
oh yeah
it will come. One day. I'm actually working on a business plan to open the cupcake bsns for srs, so maybe it'll actually happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Yay!
And then we can be together yes?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)
I haven't seen Roota around these parts today
so yes my darling, then we shall finally be together, skipping off into the meadows with baskets of cupcakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)
:D
I'll bring the chablis
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)
ok but you have to pronounce it phoenetically

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)
chabbliss it shall be
and some Merlotte, Pinnott Griggeo and not forgetting the Chat Eurgh Vinn Noif.

It will be a magical summers day of daisy chain necklaces and maniacal laughter.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)
that sounds straight out of Disney
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)
That sounds like an excellent plan.
Are you also talented in regard to wedding/birthday cakes? There's a shop near the bank I use for work, that have gone down that route. The lady there said that a small wedding cake with accompanying cupcakes is an increasingly popular choice. They're also situated near a number of sandwich shops and have a small counter selling the cupcakes, slices of sponge cake, cheese cake and rocky road,. Which struck me as a good idea both to keep day to day turnover coming in and as a marketing thing. I think most people who use the counter would probably go there first when they needed an "occasion" cake and would probably recommend it as well.
Here's the website if you're interested.
www.sweetthecakecompany.co.uk/index.cfm?fa=contentImageGallery.home
(Cave Duck, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:23, Reply)
Oh god, it's like sushi, but they replaced the rice with meat, and the fish with meat, and then added bacon to it !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
so, in essence
you are saying that it is the best thing ever?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Totally just a picture, need to try it to be sure.
Needs condiments too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
it's full of bbq seasoning and bbq sauce

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
Niiiiiice

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
meat
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Wait, I'm sure Rosie posted this when I first refreshed.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
you best lay off that fucking sushi

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
I wouldda put money down on that, too.
Oh man, I'm totally in need of a good lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
did someone mention donkey?
Made me smile - then I read it - and it made me sad.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-10695037
(bugboy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)
"=D" - "=/" - ">:("
That was one hell of an emotional rollercoster.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
This makes me sad.

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i lol'd
i couldnt help it :(
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Eeyore'ta give hang-gliding a go next

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
+1 point for the shlooing
very atmospheric. Did nobody try to rescue her? Poor Lampito.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Lampito doesn't need rescuing
she's a sexual predator. Chompy was just standing there and suddenly the red triangle appeared on his chest.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
really?
Oh. Well, poor Cthulhu-face then. Still, he took it like a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
haha ChthuluChomp
love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
I was standing yards away from that as it happened
I made my excuses and left dragging my terrified lady as I went. I think back to the time of the incident in brief periods of morbid curiosity, picturing the scene in my head repeating over and over. Were I to go back in time could I have done something different? I guess we'll never know. It will wrestle with my conscious to the day I go to the grave.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
i like the bit where you said 'lady'

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I didn't think the phrase
"drunken scouse scrubber" really went with the rest of my prose.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
im telling.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
O_O
oh noes
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Well, it is true...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
How dare you libel my woman!?
She's the finest woman ever with upstanding character, good grace and exemplary breeding.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nah, she's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
post traumatic stress syndrome
or possibly survivor's guilt. It's going to be tough, man. People will try to understand but they won't be able to help becuase they weren't THERE. None of us get through life unscathed, but try to remember that it wasn't your fault. It. Wasn't. Your. Fault. Here, have a manly hug.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)
*sobs*
Thanks man. The night tremors, the daily screams in my head at 3am... I know I'll get through it.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)
I just realised you replied to me in t'other thread
I lives in Manchester. Applebite and I fully intend to attend a London bash when the next one comes up. Lampito is now down in London so we'll go down and annoy her and her housemates :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)
I look forward to it :)

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I'm considering attending this Friday's bash
is everyone from B3ta still an ugly mong?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)
No, just you.

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Terrible bullying
but I'm serious, it looks like only the dregs of an already aesthetically challenged bunch are attending this friday
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Yep, I'm tempted to give it a miss myself for those reasons
Plus it's on Saturday not Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)
shhhh don't tell him

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)
Ooops
I suck. I'm only good at planning romantic days out :(
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)
I'll be bumping up the hottie numbers
Not myself, mind you, but bringing along possibly two females*


*one may only resemble a female
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)
Oh well, I'm not going anyway

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but that'll massively affect the ugly quotient Becky!
You have to come!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)
It's going to be a bit of a wiener fest
But I did hear a rumour that the largest female genitals in the world could be making an appearence.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)
Oh I haven't seen her in ages. I might come. But I probably wont

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I have rounded up some good'uns to take the sting out of having to spend time with the rest of 'em.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:29, Reply)
You cheeky cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)
Sorry Monty
But that's what the kids are calling you these days.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)
'W*IE*ner Fest' or 'Gigantominge'?

*Corrected
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)
I'd like to feast on your weiner etc etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:22, Reply)
Christ woman, don't you know when to stop?

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She's not stopping until she's broken
your record for most male b3tans shagged.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)
Bitch

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I never stop.
And Monty knows I don't fancy him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)
I was kidding, I forgot the ,)

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Oh I see :D
But yeah, I know I'm doing a Chompy with the "OH I DON'T FANCY HIM", but I do adore Monty. I want him as a kindly uncle who'll get me fucked every so often, feed me hot meat and laugh when I abuse weak wristed members of this board.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:27, Reply)
You want him to get you fucked
and feed you his hot meat, but you don't fancy him?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:38, Reply)
Oi
see below
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:23, Reply)
*runs to the fucking hills*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:23, Reply)
That just made me think of Al,
horrifically drunk, singing that. Before he threw up in the street and fell face first into a wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)
Haaaaaaa, wish I'd seen that.

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The falling over bit?
This was your bash bbz!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)
Yeah, but I left at a more sensible hour to go see a man about a dog

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It was fun, though, thank you for hosting it

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)
Auf Deutsch
the second letter in 'ie' or 'ei' is pronounced. Thus 'wiener' (veener) is spelled i before e.

And the latter term, to answer your second question.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:23, Reply)

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