
Each week we ask a question. The idea is to generate material that's:
* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* not been asked on this site before
* fun to answer
What would you like to ask? (We've left this question open - so feel free to drop in ideas anytime.)
( , Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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how you first encountered your parents having sex then repressed until you had to learn about it in school and it all came in vivid vivid detail.
oh good god no...not the flashbacks...noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
( , Sun 26 Sep 2004, 21:56, Reply)

...I'd like to hear peoples 'coming out' stories. Here's mine:

( , Sun 26 Sep 2004, 14:16, Reply)

What about the first time you ever got drunk??
Surely everyone remembers stealing 20/20, sherry and lovage out o the parents' drinks cupboard?
( , Sat 25 Sep 2004, 17:13, Reply)

I'll probably be right in thinking that this has been suggested already.... but there must be some great chav-related stories of specialty out there? Like the stupid burberries that stole beer and lambrini from my place of work, and legged it to their house..... next door but two to the shop.
Needless to say, I knocked on the door of the ensuing chav party with an officer of the law in tow.
Community service. Hah!
Another gem would be - weird people you have worked with. Though it could turn out similar to flatmates from hell...
( , Sat 25 Sep 2004, 17:06, Reply)

by saying or doing something, that has then horribly backfired
( , Fri 24 Sep 2004, 15:47, Reply)

List of things ive eaten include-
-Fish head
-Raw lamb heart (biology lesson)
-Bitten head off of live hampster (freddie starr impression)
-Roll-mops dipped in chocolate spread
-Entire jar of bovril (the big ones) (earned 50p on a bet)
-Glass
-Drank 10 raw eggs
-Old spice (the aftershave)
-Domestos
-Wire-wool
-My dead cats feet
All true, but have you eaten anything worse?
( , Fri 24 Sep 2004, 13:17, Reply)

I once had a job in a butchers where i had to clean the mincer and wash the cooler wall clean of pigs blood. also worked in a slaughter house "puntureing" the cattles skulls. Any one had any worse jobs?
( , Fri 24 Sep 2004, 13:11, Reply)

Funny things things that have happened in school fights. people who fight like retards, kickings you have taken (or given). evil things bullys have done. etc.
( , Fri 24 Sep 2004, 13:06, Reply)

what's the worsestestest childhood memory you can remember in your life? and explain in full gory detail!
( , Fri 24 Sep 2004, 12:46, Reply)

Appualing behaviour resulting in sackings, piss-poor redundancy deals and excuses, Handing your notice in with a gift-wrapped pooh etc. etc. etc.
( , Fri 24 Sep 2004, 10:26, Reply)

in which you've been captured via photograph, video camera, etc.
( , Fri 24 Sep 2004, 1:34, Reply)

Ideas to improve B3ta? Ideas to improve the site, they could be fun ideas, jokes or perhaps some serious suggestions.
( , Thu 23 Sep 2004, 18:36, Reply)

Specifically those where it was on a plate, and in retrospect you wonder how you could have been so stupid/innocent/naive and spent the next few days (years in my case) kicking yourself.
Absolutely gorgeous. I am so stupid sometimes...
( , Thu 23 Sep 2004, 16:25, Reply)

Not sure why, but it's a terrible country and I got pissed there once and it was quite funny...
( , Thu 23 Sep 2004, 13:03, Reply)

Drunken nights out disaters.
( , Tue 21 Sep 2004, 18:27, Reply)

CHAV stories, your encounters with the other species sharing our towns and cities.
May have already been posted as a possible question but i think it's well worth mentioning twice. Im sure everbody has got funny stories or stories of anger and hatred.
( , Mon 20 Sep 2004, 14:19, Reply)

Best insults given to Jehovah's witnesses...(the ones who come to your house and try to convert you.)
( , Mon 20 Sep 2004, 10:08, Reply)

Including "Paul Sadd - that's an unfortunate name."
I nearly died.
...and my soul is cleansed.
( , Sat 18 Sep 2004, 10:53, Reply)

Why don't manufacters make airplanes and jets as tough and fireproof like the black boxes inside them?
( , Fri 17 Sep 2004, 21:43, Reply)

but wuold it be possible to add a search facility to open questions, so there aren't so many blatent reply copies?
Hugh
( , Fri 17 Sep 2004, 15:16, Reply)

Roughest pub you've ever been to - I know Sky 1 did it, but they weren't really that rough.
( , Fri 17 Sep 2004, 13:32, Reply)

We've all told Porkie-Pies from now and then, but some come back to bite our ass... Do we deny it and live up to it? NO!!! We carry on with the pretence.
( , Fri 17 Sep 2004, 11:36, Reply)

every time you orgasm, a single vision must pop up. it doesn't have to be sexual. next time you fwap away... just take a second to remember that picture coz as soon as it comes (pardon the pun) it goes again.
( , Thu 16 Sep 2004, 21:02, Reply)

or
your great cover ups - the things you got away with
( , Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:07, Reply)

Surprised we haven't done this already really. My freind once remarked, "J'wobwob!" See, you want the full story now.
( , Mon 13 Sep 2004, 19:04, Reply)

Give us your stories about milk-curdling, nose burning, knicker staining, sheet lifting, vomit inducing thunderbusters of farts!
( , Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:47, Reply)

My favourite was telling two female french exchange students in my RE lesson that my friend was 'un gay'.
This was before the days of b3ta otherwise I would have said he likes 'les bumsexuels'. Oui oui, Saucisson!!
( , Sun 12 Sep 2004, 13:24, Reply)

...my loss of virginity was a *total* disaster, although she was very kind about it...
( , Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:10, Reply)
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