virgin like some others here [long & ranty]
And, yes, i know its a non-virgin post. I am 16, so i think i got a few years before it becomes something embarrassing to mention. I almost would have lost it last year to my (now ex)girlfriend beginning of the school year. Perfect setting too: after school, hot summer day, empty apartment, both of us rather horny, none of my parents were due for a few hours and honestly how long could it last :P. Reason I didn't was part that i felt too young, part that i didn't have a rubber, part that i was scared. Kinda regret it, but even today no rubber means no for me.

But i think it's worth mentioning my friends instead

A few close friends of mine told me about their experiences, kind of odd of me to listen to all of it and still feel like i am ok with not being them, but here are a few:

- My really close mate lost it as his 14th (or was it 15th) b-day present from his cousin. According to him (even tho he likes to put extra 10% of exaggeration on his stories) his cousin came over to pick him up for a lil ride here and there as a present and then called up 2 UKR chicks he knew let his cuz have a good time with one of them. I was kinda pissed that he had the girl as his sex buddy for a while, but you know, w/e.

- My other friend, this time a chick and a goth at that lost it to her current bf (they been going on an off for over a year, hard to watch and understand why they are still together). I am not sure how she lost it but i know i kept hearing every lil detail about their teen sex life for about 6 months. I am still surprised to how she says these things passively. One time she said it really sucked when her mom caught her shagging on the bench in the back yard (and i think all the neighbors got a good view too), another time she said she was surprised that her mom walked in on them (altho they were just lying next to each other) and calmly asked what they wanted for breakfast. Reportedly, she talked on the phone while giving the guy head as well. Eh, she is a goth, i guess its normal. Too bad all the hotness she had depleted as i heard more and more of that stuff.

- This chick i know of recently lost it about a few months ago, a freshie too. She was out with the guy that is dating the goth i just mentioned during one of his and hers lil 1 week break ups. It's kinda sad and sick, he shagged her for a week and then dumped her when the goth called back.

- This guy i don't talk to anymore due to his large Greek ego lost it beginning of the year as well, to his FIRST girl. Not much to say beyond the fact that he showed me the condom wrapper with a smirk on his face one day. It's sad, he is turning into an emo and a sad fsk over his woman, and i could end his life by telling his unsuspecting mom (note: Greek mothers rule with impunity).

- One of my exes lost it to a family friend in a rape situation. She never told me who the fucker is (i guess i would have known him) but she said it was before i was dating her....kinky girl i must say.

- One guy i know, about 19 yrs of age, was going out with one of his peers and then decided her mom was a better shag. Needless to say the mother is about 50-something. When i confronted him about how sick it sounded he said she was an experienced woman....but still, 50?!?!

So yeah, thats people i know. Sorry for spelling errors and such
(conspiracyx, Wed 9 Mar 2005, 5:28, Reply)

er, my first time was rather boring
and with a fat, neurotic, dyslexic oaf who listened to bad music.

:-/


:*-(
(Corn Dog, Wed 9 Mar 2005, 4:58, Reply)

I'm not sure it's a big deal to still have it when I'm 16...
...but I weep nightly anyway.
(Zoidberg Jr - Food, you say?, Wed 9 Mar 2005, 3:15, Reply)

fool!!
I'm 22, and still have it due to general stupidity. Just last year, a friend I have the quite serious hots for invited me round one night. Stuck a video on and we got chatting. One thing led to another, and I'm spanking her then she whips me. I ask if i can take her top off and shes says "you can take anything you like off". And do I? do I hell. And to top if off, shes spends the night in her ex's room.

A week later, just before I leave the country for a year backpacking I get a final txt: would love to have shagged you! Gah! Still I get back in 3 months, and then we will see.

Soory for length, its my first post after an impressive 3 years lurking.
(Therealzan, Wed 9 Mar 2005, 0:46, Reply)

re. Performa
Benzocaine. Hand is similarly blessed with many nerve endings as is pecker so worth a try...
/sits up to check if hand's gone numb prior to evening fwap
and I've decided that as I'm nearly divorced and haven't had a shag in over a year I shall be a virgin again! Yay!
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Wed 9 Mar 2005, 0:15, Reply)

Ah, I remember it well...
I was 14 at the time, on xmas holidays. I had been going out with this boy from school for a few months, but we had never done more than kiss. His parents are away and he and his university-age sister have the house to themselves for a couple days. Obviously, this is an excuse for much partying and underage drinking. Late that night, most people have gone home, leaving just me and my bf, another boy, and my bf's sister. I hadn't actually drunk much at all. Both the boys, however, were fast asleep and in for wicked hangovers the next day. That left just me and the older sister chatting in the kitchen.

To make a long story short, we ended up in her bedroom, where I spent a very pleasurable and enlightening night. She was fantastic, and quite keen to teach me.

I broke up with the poor boy a few weeks later, and never told him I'd been seduced by his older sister. Unless she told him, he still doesn't know to this day... The family apparently didn't even know she was lesbian until several years after that.
(tough_cookie, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 23:45, Reply)

Haven`t Actually lost it yet either
But don`t tell the kids don`t want it to go to their heads being immaculate conceptions
(Smumps, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 22:24, Reply)

asda smart price re; Performa?
Are they for real? What sort of anaesthetic is is? Would it numb your hand too?
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 22:14, Reply)

Goatse
He raped my eyes of their virginity.

If that counts.
(megomobile, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 21:59, Reply)

Damn summer rains...
Last summer, in a tent. Me 18, her 16, yet I found out I was her fourth. Anyway we'd camped next to the river were we live with all our mates. It had been chucking it down all week, but we were dry and safe of course because we'd camped under some trees. Anyway shortly after 2am while lying in each others arms in the warm afterglow, the river burst its banks and flooded the f*cking tent. Scrambled out and ended up waiting in the freezing rain in our underwear for someone to come pick us up as we watched our tents float away. Took a lot of explaining as to why were the only two wearing nothing but our soaking kegs when her auntie came to give us a lift back.
Went out for four months until I was forced to dump her when she made me realise we had nothing in common anymore by showing me this video on her phone that she thought was hilarious. It was the crazy frog.
(disordered, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 21:37, Reply)

Haven't actually lost it yet.
Not had the chance etc. But there's one girl that i really like and y'know. Meh.
( Brown cow, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 21:36, Reply)

first time older woman
was 17 at the time working as apprentice car mechanic at a luxury car dealership. Went on a works night out for some reason or other and on the bus trip back to our town sat next to hot 35 year saleswoman and had a long chat about our mutual love of heavy metal. As the bus pulled up for drop off she asked if I want to stop by her place to check out her record collection. I knew what she really meant as it was 1am. Anyway went for it twice before we (I) fell asleep. In the morning I wanted more before we both went to work. She complained that her front entrance was a bit sore from previous evening but I could try the back door as long as I was slow and gentle. Both turned up late for work but so did 10 other people so no one noticed we turned up together. Don't think anyone twigged what went on between us, as she married the sales manager 4 months later.

Any way a mighty result for my first night of sin. Must have had a smile for a month. Still say hello when I see her, and she's still hot even though now pushing 50 ish.
( nikdude, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 21:08, Reply)

cheap free contraception
when i was 18....to a young gentleman that i started seeing in my first year at uni (a bit of a minger - to the extent that i became known throughout the rest of my uni life as the girl who went out with *him*). anyway, when he found out i was 'pure' he kept on going on about how 'honoured' he was and grateful that i was giving myself to him. i myself was not bothered, just wanted it over with, it's not like his was the first cock i'd seen, for god's sake. anyway, 3 months later, we got round to it - he got all humble again, took ages fumbling around and after a bit humping and moments of pain on my part ( no blood though, yay) he took it out and said he couldn't feel anything. Disappointed i tried to ignore him and go to sleep. He then went through his condom collection and realised he was using one he'd nicked from his mate's gay sex pack. so used nice bumming contraception for my first time :) how romantic !
(heartspark, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 20:22, Reply)

Also to a ginger...
It was last summer, one of the best parties we had gone to all holidays,and i was 15 with my boyfriend at the time. i got drunk, he got high, then when we both had got back to normal we went for a walk. we ended up having sex, in a wood, me laying on his t shirt while i could hear my friends getting closer and closer. strangely it was good, hurt like hell, and its totally different to how you imagine it....we broke up a month later. good times!
(fishforkbuggery, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 20:02, Reply)

To a ginger man named Alfie
who I'd been going out with for a couple of weeks. We went back to his mate's bedsit after a drunken fun day out at the Leicester Carnival (it really does exist - I haven't made that up) and did it on the floor (because it would have been rude to use the bed).

Distractingly, he put the tv on to lighten the mood, and we 5hagged all the way through the rubbish Clint Eastwood film, "Every Which Way But Loose." The one with the fighting orang-utan in it.
(mitten, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 19:30, Reply)

A heartwarming tale - all of which is true!
I 17, she 16, girlfriend at time.
My bed (with parents downstairs), so trying not to make too much noise. So, with Young Team by Mogwai quite loud to mask any sounds, we set about it. After a short while of fumbling, I found the entrance and went about it. Her cherry popped AUDIBLY, I can still hear it to this day! Not too much blood. I'm also proud (sort of) to say that I lasted the duration of the album (47 min or so), and far from being premature I was, let's say, post-mature..

That was actually a pattern which persisted through the following 3 girls, maybe I couldn't relax or something.. When I was chilled enough about the whole thing to not have to jip off after she'd gone was a great day for me (and my analyst - joke)..
( Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 17:10, Reply)

The Vanishing Penis
Way back when, freshers fair, durex girls are out in force giving out free condoms, whey hey, grab a load.

Three months later, brand new girlfriend makes it clear what she is getting but demands i don a jonny.

grab the nearest one without checking it. Put it on, and go in for a poke. Stop. Realise i can't feel my willy at all. Become concerend. See empty Packet

**Performa Condom**

Numbness is spreading down. Realise I have just put an anaesthetic filled condom on and i was steadily loosing all feeling. Went theough the motions but realised i simply cudnt feel anything and stopped.

Girlfriend laughed. I nearly cried. It took a full 45 minutes to begin to feel anything again, by which point neither of us was in the mood.

Thankyou Durex. Apologies for lengh
(asda_smart_price, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 17:08, Reply)

summer of love [long]
she: 23, gorgeous, 5'11" part time model

me: 16, very, very naive about all this sex stuff

she started it all off by sitting infront of me on the grass at the garden party of my nieces christening and showing me her pants.

being a gentle lad I tried not to look. too often.

she was good friends with my sister in law and was staying over the weekend after whilst her boyfriend phil and my brother were away.
I was living at my brothers house at the time and had no idea what was about to happen.

long story short she appeared in my room late at night, removed her babydoll nightie and said 'do you still want me'? how could I refuse?

she climbed into bed. i was so scared I was shaking and I blamed it on the fact that my back was against the wall (ha! true in both senses of the word)
so she suggested we swap sides and I had to climb over her. nearly lost it right there. spent the rest of the weekend bang at it and followed her round
like a lost puppy for weeks until her boyfriend found out and went mad,literally, had to be locked up for his own safety

(sorry phil)

Debra, if you're reading this, a BIG thank you :-)
(sham-il-eer-tak-tak noes better but still can't give a fuck at, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 16:32, Reply)

A (moderately) Respectable 17...
...totally disastrous encounter.

Party in the summer holidays, drunk beyond the capacity for rational thought, I am walking out of the bathroom when 'School Bike' pushes me back in, and locks the door behind her.

Me, torn between abject terror and joy at the possibility that I might actually be 'in there', proceeded to fumble about in what can only be described as an unfortunate manner. First attempt was me sat on toilet seat, her straddling. She fell off.

That hurt.

Undaunted, we moved to the floor to continue this night of unbridled lust - About 4.67 seconds of it.

Amazingly I can still remember most of it, although it was 11 years ago. Even the bit directly after when I exited the bathroom and promptly fell down the stairs.
( B00gle-H00ps Looks like a horse, in a man costume..., Tue 8 Mar 2005, 16:29, Reply)

Talk About Bad Luck...
My best mate (Art), was doomed to be the last of my friends to lose his virginity. As a favor, I brought a very beautiful (and very intoxicated) little blonde to meet him one evening. After a while, she asked him up to his bedroom, and being as nosy as I am, I listened at the door with two other friends. Just when it seemed all was going well, I heard a blood curdeling shriek...from Art! On his first try, he hit her thigh and pushed so hard that he "broke" his penis. I didn't know that this was a possibility either, until we took him to the emergency room. And what could manage to top off his painful and embarassing inability to lose his virginity...explaining the cause of the injury to his good Christian Mother...yes...soccer accident...I like the sound of that!
(Tofu_turkey, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 16:21, Reply)

I was 21, she was 20...
We'd been in bed all day and mucking about with each other's naughty bits. She'd confessed a couple of weeks earlier that she wanted t3h s3xx0r but I wasn't ready. At about 5:21 PM I decided that now was as good a time as any. Went at it for about fifteen minutes, lost the wood due to a whole day's erect glory, all with her sister in the next room and her mum downstairs.

Next time I lasted for an hour and she came twice. Bonus.
(ElectricMonk is falling awake on, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 16:19, Reply)

first time post, first shag, first crime
As a young, gagging-for-it lad of 14, I was dating a nice Italian girl from the year above me at school. There was some weird day's holiday which meant only our school had the day off. I naturally decided to make the most of the opportunity and invited my lovely laydee round. However it meant meeting her off a bus 'cos she'd never been to my house before. Terry Figwit here only forgot the bloody house keys!! I only realised when I was standing outside the house with a small tent pitched in my trousers and my disbelieving girlfrien by my side. After weighing up the opportunities (not getting laid, getting laid) I decided to break in to the house. However our house was pretty secure following a burgalry a few years before. This meant I had to smash a whole window and climb in...
After making the journey to manhood without any particular suave or sophistication my girlfriend went home (her first time also - Lucia I'm so sorry for making it so unromantic).
I then spent the evening explaining to the nice policeman how I disturbed a burglar when I came home from the shops and got commended by PC Gullible and my doting mother for my reckless bravely in "chasing the brute away". If I recall rightly I got a Pizza bought for my tea...
...nice

First post: length/girth/woo yay/kittens/status quo etc...
(dahogga is exiting stage left, pursued by a bear, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 15:52, Reply)

kramit
awesome song to loose it too, bloodhound gang, class
( wierdo was bored @, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 15:18, Reply)

naughty naughty
well, i must of been 14/15 at the time, girl walks into my local gaming center while im on a week long drunken binge playing games while i have a week off school. We end up getting together but never really did anything. 2 days in she introduces me to her best m8 on msn who i procced to flirt with via IM for the rest of the night. Both of us virgins we agree to meet up next day since we are both horney as rabbits on viagra and wanna get rid of the old V plates. Met up, went back to mine, got to my room i stick winamp on random and we get down to some heavy petting, nakedness soon ensues. just as im about to get teh c*ck wet the song changes to "discovery channel by the bloodhound gang" giggling for 5 mins then got down to the naughty. sobered up 3 days after, dumped the first girl (didnt know why i went out with her in the first place) and never saw her mate again. so yeh i lost it to a girl i only knew for about 2 hours over msn - go me.
(kramit http://lpjam.blogspot.com/ woo yay, blog spam, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 15:14, Reply)

If you must know
I was 9.
(milohanrahan, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 15:00, Reply)

Fao Mogg
I knew it

As all of us B3TAers are amazingly good looking he had to be a noofter.

Good luck with the modelling

I thought about being a model but walking and looking moody at the same time drove me to anorexia........wait a minute.
(Taco Tickler, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 14:39, Reply)

'V' plates are still intact...
Tarnished a little, but still intact. I had a mini-fumble with a girlie at school. Not even that.. A fumblette, or even a fumbleina...

My 'P' plates first got mucky when I was about 4, continued to accrue a healthy layer of corrosion throughout school and college before finally being handed in for a toaster from teh head gay in my second year at Uni. Nothing remarkable. Me, him, bed, wednesday, Star Trek had just finished, and he uttered the immortal line 'So, d'ya wanna f@$k or what?' I have learnt many helpful things since then, with the help of instructional videotapes.

For those who doubt the veracity of those others that say 'The condoms are too small'. I have a friend at work, and although he is not teh gay, all I can say is... good lord. Vim tin with a sheep's heart on the end. There is *no way* that normal wellies are gonna fit this guy. He's reading this over my shoulder, and has suggested wheelie-bin liners.
( moogthedog, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 14:29, Reply)

A friend who was the last man down
In our group of friends we had all lost our plates. All by one that is. Our one friend (Steve) was the shy type, very thin and short for his age, he looked about 12 yrs old when he was 18. Anyhoo, his time finally arrived. He had met this local slapper and was all set to go.

Next day I eagerly called him to enquire how he had got on and to offer congratulations.

Not so.

"It was a fucking disaster" was his reply. "Why?? What happened??" his concerned (pfft) friend asked (already getting piss-taking ideas in my head)

"Well, we were heavy petting and one thing was leading to another, she was laid out on the bed and I was naked. I moved my hands down her body to take her knickers off, and instantly shot my load all over the bed. And it would not go hard again"

Apparently after a little sympathy and "dont worry" type coos from the girl, she dressed and left.

He went to the bathroom and cried.

Of course I didnt call all our friends and tell them anything...... and the sucker punch, I fucked the said slappers brains out the next week on her sofa.

I was a total Cunt.

I apologise for nothing.

That is all.
( Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 14:14, Reply)

i were only a wee seventeen year old...
and had just failed my first driving test. badly. so the girlfriend came over to comfort me in my abject spackerness.

we fooled around quite a bit, and happened to notice a fair bit of blood. we put two and two together and figured that we'd broken something that would normally have hurt.

still, we were both covered in blood, so we thought we probably ought to get clean. so we went and had a shower. and it's bloody difficult to get laid the first time in a shower - trying to hold her up against the wall without sliding all over the place *and* concentrating on not finishing the job too early.

the best part was my mother trying to console me for failing my driving test afterwards: 'i hope you weren't too disappointed...'

we broke up when i hit uni, and it wasn't until the following year that i had my next experience, with another virgin girlie. this one was older than me, and canadian, and for some reason made an entirely unilateral decision that i was going to be it. this consisted of asking me to walk her back home from the party, where i left rather a lot of alcohol and cds assuming i was coming back (i was rather naive at the time, i'll admit).

on the way back, she then tells me that she wants me to stay the night. i figure that my friends will take care of the cds and alcohol (i got the cds back, at least) and i can get laid.

the following morning, she decides to tell me that it was her first time. bit of a suprise to me, that was...

[first post! yay!]
(blades is looking for a brain, any brain, at, Tue 8 Mar 2005, 13:32, Reply)