Benefit from
a cure for all of my ailments so I'm not popping pills for the rest of my life.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Completely max out my wank-bank account
Proper amateur porn, where they don't go ooh and suck their teeth like a mechanic before giving an arbitrary and excessive quote. And no fucking high-heels either.

This would involve picking up a good few hot girlies in pubs and clubs, at least a dozen for example, making sure they know my intentions. Then get them all in a circle, give them each a vibrator and they have to try and get the adjacent girl to orgasm.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 8:33, 16 replies)

I never got to see
Genesis when Peter Gabriel was with them.
So, if they're reading this, and would like to all get back together for a night, or even for just an hour or so, so they can perform "The Musical Box" and "Supper's Ready" for me, I'd be very grateful.
Thank you.
(greatoldone Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl f'tagn, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 8:19, 3 replies)

inventive
Learn to skateboard and ride a motorbike.

Have sex with at least one of the five women on my "list". (Christina Ricci, Kylie, Nicole Kidman, Keely Hawes and the woman form the BT adverts at the minute)

Make sure my sons know the difference between right and wrong.
(Strump striving for imperfection since, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 8:13, 3 replies)

I want to see
My family happy and with a safe future, I want to see the world a better place than I found it and I want to see my cunt of an ex-boss dead and buried so I can dance of the rat fucker's grave.
( difficultchild, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 7:39, Reply)

There are several people
I know that I need make sure that they check out before I do, other than that, I'd like to ride the "road of bones", on a decent dirt bike, without a support crew.
EDIT: I would also like to run the Finke Desert race, it's like a shorter but rougher version of the Baha race.
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 5:11, 6 replies)

getting barreled…
Well, at least I already managed to move to a country that is not land-locked. Wish me luck.
(fatbob pfffft…, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:48, Reply)

Think of something witty to put on my gravestone.
Oh, and your mum.
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:43, 8 replies)

I want to get my
driver's licence
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:37, 1 reply)

I'd like to give the impression that I'm a centre for alternative lifestyles
by changing my name to Eugene Oregon.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:35, Reply)

I'd like to
invent a way of distributing erotic photographs through computers.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:29, 1 reply)

Oh also
I want to visit Tristan da Cunha, the most remote inhabited island in the world. If I'm old enough, I might just move in.
(The 2-Belo OH SHI--[Sound of impact][End of recording], Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:13, Reply)

See the curvature of the Earth.
It doesn't have to be all the way fuck out in space, where you have to be an astronaut with an IQ of 367 and years of training in gigantic washing machines that make you throw up and learn how to calculate re-entry profiles in your head without a pencil.

It can just be the edge of the void. Just touch the roof of Earth, where you can see the land curving away, where the sky goes black above you. That threshold where, if you jumped out naked, you would explode and freeze at the same time.

You know, like James May in the U-2 spy plane, with dramatic musical accompaniment, or the Toshiba Space Chair. To be able to go where earthbound living things really have no business being. A place that only an infinitesimal number of other humans has ever seen, indeed a place that no man had ever witnessed until just fifty years ago.

And then, after this monumental life-changing experience, I want to come back down and watch The Empire Strikes Back while giggling furiously.
(The 2-Belo OH SHI--[Sound of impact][End of recording], Fri 15 Oct 2010, 3:00, 11 replies)

I just want one week without a herpes flare-up.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 2:56, 1 reply)

Swim with a dolphin
Why ?

So i can get close enough to see if they taste like tuna.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 2:28, 3 replies)

I really want
to teach a parrot to say "Help! They've turned me into a parrot!"
( Damien's Hearse, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:45, Reply)

I want to see Jordan
Fuck Posh Spice in the ass with a strapon while Mel B fists herself also whilst Kylie and Danny Minogue are in a sixtynine.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:37, 5 replies)

I'd like to live like a primitive
I'd like to live off the land for awhile. Walk around the desert, coax water out of dessicated plants, eat berries, and hunt small game.

I live like a primitive now, of course, but it's all different: empty pizza boxes scattered around, no one's cleaned the bathroom in eons, no underwear, etc.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:29, 3 replies)

I want
to visit Prypiat, Ukraine. The abandoned city near the site of the Chernobyl disaster.
(Xstopher, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 1:12, 7 replies)

Driving
From here (Hull) to Vladivostok via each of the eighty-odd Russian federal subjects in a Unimog.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:45, 1 reply)

See The Newspaper Headline

Maggie Thatcher Dead!

Then wait until they bury the bitch then dance on her grave singing:

"Ding! Dong! The Witch Is Dead"

A jury would never convict......

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:41, 13 replies)

i'd like to
win at life before the game's over
(salty_peters, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:31, 4 replies)

I want to...
See a Blue Whale (But not in the water, washed up on a beach).
Have vaginal intercourse with Makosi from Big Brother.
Meet Ted Danson.
Fly Business Class.
Watch a video of a fat man giving a tit wank.
Open a bar in Greece.

Then I'll be ready to meet my maker
(Dr Fishfinger Want's to see a fat man give a tit wank, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:29, 5 replies)

I'd like to do a controlled explosion
in zero gravity





would that even work?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 0:02, 6 replies)

I want to go bungee or parachute jumping
in zero gravity.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:49, 1 reply)

I want to ride an Ostrich.
That is my main dream before I die. Not in a sexual way, mind. Just to be able to sit on its back as it runs around while it tries to disembowel me with those huge claws.

I can't find any places that do it in this country so if anyone on B3ta knows of such a place, mail me up.

I'm willing to pay up to sixty English pounds for this experience.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:43, 6 replies)

See my house
from here.
(Mr. W. K. Kellogg's Anusol Flakes (TM) is the other Special K, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:41, Reply)

Chop down the tree on
One Tree Hill.
(Sod, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:38, 3 replies)

Many, many things...ride my motorcyle naked thru town...shit in my bosses drawer...utterly expose and humiliate the ex. But most of all, catch up with a certain cuntstick that ran off to Aus.
I will have my vengeance. You wanker
(halfmanhalfninja is constantly putting the shit back in the horse, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:32, 2 replies)

I want to cum on a woman's face
in zero gravity
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 23:04, 4 replies)