Bryan Adams
"Everything I do (I do it for you)"

I was a student when this came out (in the spring?). I buggered off home for the summer. And came back. And it was still cranberrying number one. WHY, IN THE NAME OF FUCKING WATERMELON?
( foop, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 18:28, Reply)

Chesney Hawks - I am the one and only
Because he's from a rich family, but they were too tight to pay for that mole to be surgically removed.

I still shudder at my lack of judgment on that fateful day of purchase. Many others will not let me forget this fact either. I belive the record in question was destroyed quitely and without ceremony - I thought that was best.

I just looked it up, and it was 1991 (I thought it was much earlier) - I'm so, so ashamed.
( UncleLewy, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 18:27, Reply)

Easy!...
Any Sean Paul song but if I have to choose one it will have to be the one he did with Beyonce, I have nothing against her, just him, its like he went to the Ja Rule School of Musical Distaste and Murdering Songs College.

I feel a bit better now
(andrewbowley, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 18:22, Reply)

Pat and Mick -- Use It Up And Wear It Out
-coz it had Pat "suicidely annoying chirpy happy voiced" Sharp on it.

He cun't sing and they played it for 10 weeks non stop in the school canteen over the tannoy, because the cafeteria staff liked it apparently. Oh and he's a shit DJ. Everytime I hear his voice I want to kill him. And you might find it interesting that someone used a chair to stave in all the speakers during a lunchtime break, thus snding the Pat Sharp-athon.

That is all
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 18:21, Reply)

It has to be
Dana International - Viva la Diva. I was photographed in Union 1 in Derby with a bottle down my trousers pretending to be a he-she whilt dancing to the said tripe. It went into the University magazine....oh the horror.... :(
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 18:18, Reply)

The worst song ever you say??????
Thats easy, wild wild west by Will Smith! He is clearly the most talentless gimp ever to stride forth onto this planet.
(Mr Neil, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 18:17, Reply)

Stardust / music sounds better with you
I lived next to a guy who played this non stop every day for a fucking year, over and over and over and over.
Whenever I hear it I want to kill myself.
( Zuowan, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 18:12, Reply)

ok
so there is this file in my shared called PIG-DESTROYER - BLONDE PROSTITUTE.mp3 an awful awful thrash metal track and not all at all the filthy prono I probably thought it was.
(doktored, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 18:08, Reply)

The Most Tennis Balls In A Dog's Mouth
The most is 5.
Why do dogs get to break world records, do they know they're doing it?

he did win $5000 though ....
( cheeves, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 18:06, Reply)

cotton eye joe
by cotton eye joe, I think.

No really. Listen and you will know why.

It's just that bad.

To my shame, a friend of mine was able to tell me - accurately - that in about a month it would be popular with the knacker community in Ireland based solely on the fact that at the time the Germans loved it.

Umm... now read all that again, but imagine I phrased it in a politically correct way.
( WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 18:06, Reply)

three words...
the fucking darkness.

cos xfm played it every cunting morning at the same sodding time for 6 months.

gave me ground hog day feelings of pointlessness and drudgery.

and it's shit.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 18:05, Reply)

anti-mood song
there's this horrid droning trance-like song that just features a girl's voice saying over and over again "i don't love you, i don't really love you". i'd just woken up next to my bf, and we were snuggling, getting out of bed, talking, and this $*$# song on the radio keeps droning "i don't love you". worst mood-breaker ever.

best part is, he works at that station sometimes, so he went in an hour later and took it right off of the roation for me. now that's love.

also, the bar across the street played "like a stone" by audioslave EVERY SINGLE NIGHT at exactly 1:35 for two entire months. i used to consider going over there with a bat.
(clumsyassassin, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 18:05, Reply)

Definately DJ Otzi
"Hey Baby" mostly because I live in Newcastle next to the "party centre" that is the infamous Bigg Market, drunken idiots walk past my block on their way home or to buy a kebab or whatever and every sodding time some fool starts singing it... and then all the other knuckle-dragging buffoons join in! It really begins to grate on me, I worry for my sanity.

And while I'm on the subject quoting "Bo Selecta" i.e. walking past my flat whilst
shouting at the top of your voice
"EEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEE SHAMBO" is
neither big nor clever. It's old, it's
annoying, it's crap. Just stop it.

AND as I live next to the local newspaper,
everyone thinks it's funny to impersonate
a newspaper seller when they see the entrance
to the offices.

*rocks back and forth*

EDIT: Sorry, I went off on one there :)
( fassit is old, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 18:05, Reply)

that bastard song by babylon zoo
spaceman i think it was called.

when i was a kid i used to have nightmares about it and the video :(

i was even looking through my old school stuff from primary school and in one of my "fears" pieces of work (where you had to draw what you feared eg. gettin ran over by a truck) i had drawn their appearance on top of the pops.

im a disturbed young man
('Andeh', Tue 2 Dec 2003, 18:02, Reply)

Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood
I lost a girlfriend from listening to this record.

It made me ponder my sexuality.
( the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 18:01, Reply)

Some Crap called 'Goats don't Shave'
Was given to me by a mate, I passed it on to some other guilable fool, and heard its still doing the rounds in guilford.
Kinda lame irish jigging but not, crap.

www.goatsdontshave.fsnet.co.uk/
(yacob, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 18:00, Reply)

Southern Comfort on the Skids
Plastic Seat Sweat.

At the time, I was looking to expand the sort of music I listened to. I was explaining this to a girl I was chatting with on the Internet, and she told me that Southern Comfort was her favourite band ever, and how she'd been to the concerts etc, etc. So I figured I'd give it a shot, and dug it out of an used record store downtown.

I suppose she could have meant "favourite" in an ironic sense, but I didn't chat with her as much after that. I suppose the fact that she was from North Carolina should have tipped me off.
( flying squirrel, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:57, Reply)

I realise that I may come in for some flak here but
"Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen. Obviously everything Queen have ever done has been fucking shit, but BR shines out as a record which I feel is unjustifiable on any level.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:56, Reply)

Nothing to do with
the current Phil Collins thing, but my worst record ever is his "Two Hearts" which reached number one in November 1987.

Why do I remember/hate it so much? Well, I was working on the record counter at Woolworths at the time, and we had a batch of these records sent to us with a fault, so they skipped. People brought back their 7" singles in droves, and because of the stupid watermeloning copyright laws, we were forced to play each record on the store's deck to 'prove' it was skipping. Bastards.
(dominocat opinions only valid until, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:50, Reply)

i forget the artist
but the record is called "I'm supposed to have sex with you"

quote:
i don't even know you,
but thats alright
cause
I'm

supposed to have sex with you.
(mixtapes, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:49, Reply)

no idea of the name....
but its by oasis, and has the "woodchip on the wall" bit.

It's not a song, its a git talking to a crap tune. I hate it and my sister loves it.

Soon i shall purge her with flames, lots of flames..... and a toothbrush, lots of toothbrushes.

EDIT: oh! and *all* of the spin-offs of old, crappy songs on the McDonalds adverts.
(Knighty, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:47, Reply)

Worst song ever
The Fast Food rockers, agony for my ears.

'McDonalds, McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken
and a pizza hut'

And to top it all off they wear hats with plastic burgers on top
( anythingbutthisactually, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:46, Reply)

Even though I'm
A BIG BIG Beatles fan and enjoy all their solo efforts...Paul McCartney's "Silly Love Songs" just plain sucks ...even though i always like listening to it cos it is sO SO BAD!!
(sirhiss, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:45, Reply)

Rotterdam Terror Corps: "Poing"
Possibly the single most annoying record of all time. Why? because it just goes "poing poing poing poing".

I have it on good authority that this records is responsible for all sorts of mad behaviour, including using vics when you haven't got a cold, wearing a face mask in the middle of a disused airfield, drinking alcopops and dancing to dodgy house remixes of Nana Mouskori.

So there.
(wizbits_armpit, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:43, Reply)

so many awful records...so little time
the first record i ever owned was 'Oo i could crush a grape' by Stu Francis. Just don't ask. It's even worse than you think it could be.

I also owned 'Thunderbirds are go' by MC Parker. All my indie cool mates will disown me now.

Ooo & I had a bunch of Phil Collins records when I was about 10. I really liked them. watermelon it. there's no hope or redemption. i might as well just kill myself now.
(Lord of the Pies, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:43, Reply)

i actually made my parents buy me
genesis live for my 7th birthday
( Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:43, Reply)

Simon Groom (ex-Blue Peter)
singing Elvis' "Why do fools...", with a touching B-side instrumental called "Goldie".
( Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:42, Reply)

Freed From Desire - Gala
I had a real problem with the lyrics:

"My love has got no money He's got his strong beliefs
"My love has got no power He's got his strong beliefs"

How can someone be so tragically naive to believe this bullshit?

The lover is question is clearly a sponger.

Oh and Gala danced like a spacker on Top Of The Pops.
( rob, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:42, Reply)

three words:
red red wine.

being a kid at the time i generally liked most music i heard but this one always made me shudder and it still has that effect now.

it always gets played at crappy towny clubs & mobile discos & therefore reminds me of nights to regret...

*hangs head*
( mrRush, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:39, Reply)

11 wanks in 24 hours

(Gobshite, Tue 2 Dec 2003, 17:38, Reply)