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MONTY'S FACTS THREAD.
'Limahl' from pop sensations 'Kajagoogoo' is a 9th dan Kendo Master.

He took his name from the Congolese for 'baobob'.

EDIT I'm looking for facts of your own, in return, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
BRILLIANT

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
Enough of the lies

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
Excuse me, can't you read?
It says 'FACTS' thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
Hey, hey, hey, stop dissing Monty, or he'll send his brother round with a machete and THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
The police won't even care. They won't even care.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:38, archived)
AND IT WON'T EVEN GET REPORTED IN THE NEWS

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
The press won't even care either.
It's what they would deem a 'non-story'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
oh dear god i just clicked your profile, why? why tell people this shit? it aint funny SADTIMES :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
I would un-tell it if I could to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
can you not just make them blank posts using edit? i fucking would

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
No, apparently not

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
if it any help, i read doorkey as donkey , it made it better, i stopped reading them tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
I think that is best for all concerned.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
he was no howard jones

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
Howard Jones was responsible for the Bopal chemical disaster.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
Howard Jones was no Ben Volpeliere Pierrot

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
at this point i would like to say 'why do you keep hitting yourself? why do you keep hitting yourself? why do you keep hitting yourself? why do you keep hitting yourself? why do you keep hitting yourself? why do you keep hitting yourself? '
could you please take your right hand and make it into a fist, then grab your right wrist with your left hand and force your left hand to make your right fist punch your self in the face?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
What on earth for?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
IM GAZZING THE MODSSSSSSSSS1111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
1000 Island?
Is that a place? Or just a dressing?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:37, archived)
place too
nice
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
5 Mile Island
I think that's what it's called. They did atomic bomb test there or something, I'm sure of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
Oh no, 3 Mile Island
And it was a nuclear powerplant meltdown. Oh well, close enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
meltpiss

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
There was a leak from a reactor at Three Mile Island.
So, close. But not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
Nice one

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
that is shit, either stick with countries or dont, i'm not telling you what to do, just telling you it is shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
Ta.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
What's your fave thing to do on a sunny day like this?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
at the moment gazzing rob

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
robbing gaz

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
Gabbing Roz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
Ros from GoT?
I'd gab her all night, if you know what I mean and I'm sure you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
A fit bird off the telly.
Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
no i do mind, i like fit birds and now feel left out SADTIMES :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:33, archived)
You want everything handed to you on a plate, don't you?
*hands it to you on a plate*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
oh, i'm not into all that magic the gathering worlds of warspace stuff, you sort of sicken me, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:41, archived)
Ah well, I thought you were a man of the world who wouldn't let petty prejudices like that put him off a nice pair of tits but obviously I was wrong.
You colossal bender, no offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
I do now!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
I quite like driving, but i'm not a teenage twat so don't do it aimlessly.
If the weather carries on like this I will more than likely run up the back of someone though.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
stop looking at the poon

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
I've tried mongy, I really have.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
Is this a thing? Teenagers do aimless driving?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
I like aimless driving sometimes.
Pootle about the countryside like. Polluting it all up.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
Yeah, driving around in their SR Nova's, XR2's and their Body kitted metro's.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
how long is your baldmonkey stepping? i did 7 days once, hard times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
It looked big. I assumed 7 days.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
bit harsh for what you did, i flood the place with scat porn, which is not illegal, where as the nxt time i go off it will be child porn, lol

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
I think the problem is, the older he gets, the more of a prissy whining shitpatch he becomes.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:26, archived)
nah, the place has changed, rob never used to bow down to these shitty degree holding idiots, he was a bit more street, now he is all week
place needs a fucking overhaul, new admins, not mods, admins sorting this shit out and chilling it back the fuck down
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
One of these days a cleansing rain is gonna wash all this scum off the streets...
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
Yeah. 7 days.
Because I linked to something other than a randomly selected youtube video.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
that is proper gay, ffs forum users, chill the fuck out, only a joke innit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
I just thought they might like to join in the fun of numberising places.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
Nuffin
Dont like it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:24, archived)
I like to tell people facts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
I like to be told facts while sitting in the garden with tea and lemon drizzle cake.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
Well look up there ^
There are two beauties.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
sit on the beach, drinking cosmopolitans, reading a good book, occasionally wandering into the sea for a swim
which funnily enough is what i am doing right now
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
Good for you.
*high fives*
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:28, archived)
shhh, find out where he is, right, and i'll go down there and be all loud and irritating next to him for lulz, ;)

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
Cooden Beach today, I like it here, nice and peaceful. Are there any nice beaches out your way balders? I don't mind pebbles, but preferably not too busy.

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
Sit indoors.
I quite like to go for a drive in the car, take the bairn to Aden Park or Hoodles (soft play).
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
I think I'll find a cave

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
Also:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
i'm gazzing rob about this

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
Cheers MONO.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
I did an envolve thread and you didn't even reply.
It's like you don't even care any more. :(

*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:25, archived)
it's shit, he's shit and jonti is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
i hope someone from /links reports this and gets you banned

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
done
Sent To rob:

@ dear rob,
could you please put mono on the nawty step as it is a nice day and he is harshing everyones buzz?

thanks
m
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 25 May, 15:15, reply
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:16, archived)
you're not from links, i specifically asked for someone from links

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
stfu noob, i dont belive in /links, it never happened to the forum in my eyes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
MOOOOOOODSSSSS!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
it's shit, he's shit and jonti is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
it's shit, he's shit and jonti is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
it's shit, he's shit and jonti is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
it's shit, he's shit and jonti is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:10, archived)

.....envolve?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:09, archived)
:(
and i missed the pond chat :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
sad times :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:16, archived)
so what is the best mobile phone?
alt- milk in the cup first or last?
alt- eggy cup?
alt- scone? or scon?
alt- best web browser?
alt- how long do you boil an egg?
alt- pricks
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
SADTIMES :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
Here you go
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue530/
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
thanks

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:04, archived)
Sorry Rob, I assumed we'd been left out

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
Get a room

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
I did ask, but he said he's busy

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
you wont answer, but since when has the dailymash been allowed to spam their shit on /bored with impunity? more dollers for you mr b3tard?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:06, archived)
bored of that now
seven months to christmas!
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
i was talking to my gf last night
and i said we've been together nearly 4 years and she was like 'nah fuck off it ain't' and i said yeah it was

our anniversary is at the start of september, would you say that's nearly 4 years?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:35, archived)
Jew? Jew jew jew! Atrocity rape¬!!!!!!

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:37, archived)
i read this like it was agadoo

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:37, archived)
news lettttter day!!!!!
over excited! you???
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:40, archived)
i hope that thing doesn't happen where everybody posts threads and pushes it off again

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
B3TA Newsletter number again: hahahaah racism!


issue issue: Making a sentence and thinking it amusing

sponsored link: wee think rape is funny
girls who are raped deserve it hahahahaha!!

JONTI JONTI
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!
HAHA! MENTAL ILLNESS!

Stop bullying my chums

with thanks to JONTI JONTI NOINTINOTNI

top tip: LOL VIZ!
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
You forgot names that sound rude
and logos that look like penises or gaping anuses.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
oh man
i'm busting forra shit
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
Fuck it.
I'm gonna have to go.
If he posts it while I'm not here, could you start five new threads for me all saying it's shit, he's shit and jonti is shit.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
I bet it doesn't get posted here

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
i bet it does
the attention seeking prick can't help himself
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
It's nearer 4 than 3

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:37, archived)
it's like 3 years, 8 and a half months
that's nearly 4 yaers
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:38, archived)
Ha, nice save
Yes, I'd say it's nearly 4 years. In October me and Mrs Hats will have been together 15 years. Imagine that!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
thats like FOREVER

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
You're fucking telling me

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
I'm so excited!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
What do you want for Christmas this year Broadsword?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
He wants the same thing as every year.
A damn fine hiding.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
What about you tacpprm?
Also, why tacpprm?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
A piece of paper of my very own.
And why not?
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
That sounds awesome. For writing or drawing? Or are you just going to see what happens?
Just wondered if it stood for something.
Terry And Claire Played Pops Re-Mix?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
World peace
and a bird with cracking tits
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
Cracking tits
caused by some sort of fungal infection.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
Oh man
When you've got a bird with cracking tits everything else just sort of falls into place, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
I'll be honest here, I like tits

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
I think I'm with you on that one

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
Now, I don't want to seem like I'm jumping on the bandwagon, but I also like tits.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
i'm not fussed, i find birds with shit tits are sometimes dirtier to make up for it, just saying

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:01, archived)
i am glad to hear that
I've been singing "santa baby" all week. until now, i had no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
santa baby
stick a something somewhere for me
and me
a little thing and something
something
dum ba dum ba dum ba da dum
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
fuckin love that one innit

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS
JINGLE WAY HEY HEY!
JINGLING AROUND THE PLACE
JINGLE ALL THE WAY!
WAY!
DASHING THROUGH A SNOW
WHEN A HORSE MY WAY
HOUR HILSEA GO
LAUGHING ALL THE WAY
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
I like Elton John's Step Into Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
STEP INTO DOG POO
STEP INTO DOG POO
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
AND A BOOBY AND NOSE JOB
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
Now do Paranoid by Black Sabbath

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
bored of that now
oily massage?
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:51, archived)
I prefer my massages to be gravelly

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
Hi Frankie
Someone on /links has implied that I'm AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
You should stay in your /talk box.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:55, archived)
I fucking will from now on
I can't stand this advanced level of bullying. I'm not going on ANY of the other boards EVER AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:56, archived)
they should create a fake board with a baldmonkey reply robot
and trap you both there forever
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:58, archived)
Oh you'd miss me

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
Oh you'd miss me.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
i'd come to the fake board too, it would be like limbo
sexy limbo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
Ooh...sexy sexy limbo
nude?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
i've disrobed in preparation

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
Stewart Lee is funny.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:57, archived)
Oh, so it's a compliment?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
Stupid people do not think Stewart Lee is funny.
A person tried to insult you with an insult that explained they are stupid.
Stupid people are intimidated by good people.
Yes, it's a compliment.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
Fist of Fun was funny
Is he still in that?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:03, archived)
i don't even own an fist

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
don't know who they are, soz

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:58, archived)
Oh
I was really counting on you being able to help here Frank.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
my middle name used to be Stewart but I changed it by deed poll, true story

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
to "saysrelax"?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
What did you change it to, and why?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
now it's just S
form an orderly queue to have sex with me
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:07, archived)
do you pronounce it ssssss or essssss?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
S

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:09, archived)
as in Harry S Truman

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:09, archived)
Oh, a fan of President Truman?
Good choice
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:12, archived)
He used to present 'Screen Test' - true story.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
I love these little facts
We should have a daily Monty's Facts thread
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:16, archived)
I can't just force these facts out on demand, you know. I'm not a machine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:22, archived)
Oh I know, I know
Maybe twice weekly then?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
I might do one in a bit actually.
I'm feeling 'facty'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
*trembles in anticipation*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:27, archived)
"goestohollywood"
because he's queer.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:07, archived)
I thought it was "DoYouRememberMe"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:12, archived)
Well, that's my internal soundtrack for the afternoon sorted

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
Haha
My pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:15, archived)
oily cabbage?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
BM
What do you think of all this attention seeking going on at the moment here?
Everyone seems to be trying to make themselves heard above the bgn.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:03, archived)
i think it's super.
i'm really enjoying it.
you?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
It's certainly an improvement on everyone whinging that everyone's dull and the boards moving to fast for them at 1 post an hour.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:09, archived)
Bored of the bgn

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
Good afternoon Doctor

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:06, archived)
Good afternoon
*looks over half-moon glasses*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:09, archived)

half mooning arses more liek!!!!!
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:10, archived)

e c
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:12, archived)
nah had one last night thanks

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:55, archived)
is there anything you didn't do last night?

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:57, archived)
I was naughty and no mistake

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
naughty as in eating too many cream cakes naughty or naughty as in illicit substances and wild kinky sex naughty?

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
yeah that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:05, archived) 

                ooo
              oo   oo
             o       o
            o         o
            o         o
           o           o
           o           o
           o           o
            o         o
            o         o
             o       o
              oo   oo
                 oo
brooooooooooooooo   ooooooooadsword

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:58, archived)
Favorite one yet

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:00, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
yesfanks

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
oily murs

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:56, archived)
olé message

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:57, archived)
great ,another pun thread

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
ape-nother bun bread

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:03, archived)
suck my chunks

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
duck my dunks

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:06, archived)
you aint got the minerals

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:06, archived)
bou saint hot le venereals

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
hey Gilgamesh,
how is your day? I have been sorting out my pond so that it is not so smelly. I am sweaty and need a break.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
aaaaaaaaahahahahaha, what kind of fucking puff has a "pond" you fucking puff, puff off out of my thread and start your own puff thread for pond puffs you puff

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:06, archived)
Pass the puffy pond the left hand side

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
maybe it's a pet name for his girlfriend's fanny

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
it'd explain all the koi carp

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
karen gillan's boyfriend

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:10, archived)
Are you putting fish in your pond Windy?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:07, archived)
no, he's putting scatter cushions round it and spraying it with fucking room perfume and pictures of naked men

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
I don't know how you spray something with pictures but yeah, that

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:09, archived)
I just did a lol

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:10, archived)
see, I was right

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:09, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
no,
i'm deciding whether to fill the fucking thing in and have more lawn, i can't be arsed with fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
Don't let Francis bully you. Windy
If you want to keep it, you bloody keep it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:16, archived)
nah, never really wanted a pond,
it was here when we bought the house. i'm going to at least make it nice while i decide whether to get rid of it. but fuck fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
I thought about getting a pond
Then remembered the work involved and thought fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
i gotta go shower and go to work.
I am not looking forward to a friday night in this heat. People seem to forget how to drink and not be a cunt when it's this hot. When it was this hot last year, someone got stabbed in the beer garden of the pub i am now working in. Fucking Cowley road.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:28, archived)
Oh man
Yeah, the heat does draw out the idiots. Well I hope it goes alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
to be fair,
It's been done up since then, and attracts a different clientele, but still, there will be Dick heads who have been drinking all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
I heard you quite enjoyed "filling it in"
and "being arsed with fish"
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:16, archived)
There are worse things to be arsed with
Depends on the fish of course
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
sticklebacks are gonna be sore

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:27, archived)
As for a pike...forget about it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:28, archived)
marlin's too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
and sailfish
and swordfish
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:08, archived)
Yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:10, archived)
sweet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:11, archived)
Nice, bruv. Safe.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
In one of life's hilarious ironies
if you are in the company of someone who keeps saying 'safe, mate', chances are you are not.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
innit doe

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:34, archived)
NAISS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
like the borat?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:47, archived)
No, more 'council' than 'foreign'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:50, archived)
you need to get that dirt off your shoulder

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
Gosh, thanks!
I mean, 'wha blow'?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
Normally spoken with a silent "where's the"

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
yur

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:10, archived)
lovely

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:12, archived)
just like you

Yours,
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:27, archived)
Total internet bromance going on here.
It's beautiful to behold.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:28, archived)
bumping my fist on my chest here, respect

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:30, archived)
slicker than Rick

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:33, archived)
No' bad ta

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:12, archived)
great times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:13, archived)
Yup

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:16, archived)
cool and his gang times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:18, archived)
dandy

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:16, archived)
golden

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:18, archived)
yeah
you?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:18, archived)
happy days

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:19, archived)
i'm happy for you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:22, archived)
smashing ta, you alright mongy?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
smashing

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:29, archived)
innit

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
yer man

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:34, archived)
My crisps got all smashed up in my bag, but, you know what, it's too sunny to be upset.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:35, archived)
ima chillin, fuck work

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:37, archived)
Ive hardly worked all week

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
MOD EDIT: FFS, Paul, grow the fuck up.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:41, archived)
sounds fair

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:42, archived)
All I did was post a link they didn't like.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:43, archived)
link?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:45, archived)

207.44.242.20/links/Have_a_list_of_useful_links
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:47, archived)
oh wow i like how that guy said two hats was michael macintyre

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:50, archived)
YOU FUCKING WHAT???

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:51, archived)
or Stewart Lee.
Don't forget Stewart Lee.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:51, archived)
Oh my God!!
Was that supposed to be an INSULT? Jesus....
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:52, archived)
I'm guessing he's hoping for a mention on Stewart Lee's site.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:53, archived)
Oh yes, of course!
That would mean that my comment would have to be mentioned too, to add context. This is my big break Balders!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:55, archived)
comedy forum mods have no sense of humour, proper shitcunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:48, archived)
Well, you wouldn't want to interfere with the constant stream of links to things on youtube that, you know, if you were interested in, you could go and see on youtube by searching for them because, you know, it's not like they made them themselves.
Or are interesting.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:50, archived)
I got three hours and twenty minutes before home time.
Should fly by. I been skulking in the bogs reading Sherlock Holmes books on my phone.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:40, archived)
What variety?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:37, archived)
Salt and pepper.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:38, archived)

per a
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:40, archived)
They were no 'Billy Ocean', that lot.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:42, archived)
Oh, no contest

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:47, archived)
Yazzles

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:42, archived)
The Quaverve

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:44, archived)
Julio Pringlesias

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:46, archived)
sometimes small crisps make a nice change

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
yeah.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
i accidentally stood on a packet the other day
then i crushed the bag up as bad as i could and ate potato dust

i was bare trippin', man
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:42, archived)
Can't eat them normal though is it. You have to pour them in your face instead.
Which is nice ocassionally. As a change like.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:43, archived)
yeah once in a while is ok, on purpose
but if its an accident and you really wanted your crips full-sized, i feel for you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:44, archived)
Nah. It's okay.
And like I said, it's too sunny to get your knickers in a twist, innit.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:45, archived)
always look on the brightside, thats why i like you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:46, archived)
Spifing my good man

(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:38, archived)
top draw

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:40, archived)
quite fine with a sprinkle of awesome

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:48, archived)
wicked

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:58, archived)
ey up me duck

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:51, archived)
charmed

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
Rigth, I'm off to the beach for the afternoon, FUCK YOU, INTERNET SHUT-INS
try and behave while I'm away, no upsetting /links or anything like that.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 13:06, archived)
have fun

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:08, archived)
trolling? Me? Surely not
Hello...my usual 'step in and say hi then leave abruptly' style visit but I wanted an opinion...

I've just posted this link on /links
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/cr/B000KKNQBK/ref=aw_d_cr_drugstore?qid=1337942064&sr=8-1

I've been accused of trolling...is it or have I missed something in the B3ta cliquey political system?

Hugs for all of you and as an alt: what should I do with my 2 weeks off work?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:20, archived)
JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
MATT DAMON!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:33, archived)
Hey, JMG, in my naughty step page Robert asked me to email him but I can't from here so I gazzed him instead from this account but he hasn't replied.
What do you suggest?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
why would you email him?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:35, archived)
Dunno.
He didn't say.
He said he needs me to behave and to email him. Nothing more.
I think the governers might be doing an inspection.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
you make up 50% of b3tas users and posts.
you've been here for years
you've been a fat ballbag for years
why does he think you'll behave?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:39, archived)
I don't know.
Optimism?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
Rob really is a useless prick.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
Maybe he's lonely.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:46, archived)
what I don't understand is why someone got so upset about it that they had to gaz a mod and get you banned?
I mean, can't they just scroll down or put you on ignore?

but then /links seems to be fill of people who think only stuff they like should be posted, like when that weird bloke with the face tats was posting a few weeks back.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:48, archived)
People get SO angry about things they don't like
I don't care for football, but it doesn't mean I have to go into a fit of rage every time someone mentions it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:49, archived)
I get pissed off that 99.99% of the conversation in this office now is football
it's boring and I can't work whilst this lot are waffling on about some blokes soap opera
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:51, archived)
Any subject is tedious when you can't (or don't want to) join in
Break the tedium by trying to participate. Just make up a load of bollocks and see if you can fool them into thinking you know what you're talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:53, archived)
but the point is I'm not interested so why would I want to join in?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:54, archived)
Don't then
Sit there stewing in your own boredom.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:55, archived)
Why do you think I'm on b3ta?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
Because you fancy me

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:57, archived)
well, there's that too.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:58, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:59, archived)
standard responses are "that was easily offside" and "they deserved that result".

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:55, archived)
"It's not about the GAME anymore, THAT's the problem."

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:55, archived)
as far as I can tell it's not even a game.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:57, archived)
No, I'm fairly sure football's a game

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:58, archived)
I'm not so sure, all they talk about is what so and so newspaper said that so and so player got arrested for last weekend
or whatever
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:59, archived)
Oh God
Well that IS tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
I like it when it's all 'we got this' and 'we' that.
I think these people actually think they are members of the teams they support.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:02, archived)
JMG is actually Joey Barton you know.
the G was a typo
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 13:03, archived)
Well I never!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:04, archived)
Yes, that makes my skin crawl
And the other side of that..."We" beat "You"...ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:04, archived)
I had no idea that 'fat tedious prick talking too loudly in a pub' was such a pivotal position.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:06, archived)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:11, archived)
Don't be so boring, punch JMG next time he starts a football thread

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:53, archived)
I'm a lover, not a fighter
Maybe I should try to get off with him instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:53, archived)
yeah do that, remember to post pics

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:54, archived)
I'll get him to paint me, like one of his french girls

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
JMG was Renoir in a former life?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:57, archived)
I wish they would.
I'm trying to get into triple figures.
I was hoping to upset people enough to get ignored but not so much I'd get stepped.
I didn't think it was THAT big a deal.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
I've just gazzed rob asking for your accounts to be banned forever, i hope he writes me back

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
On scented notepaper, using a proper fountain pen, in his best copperplate.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:12, archived)
don't reply, it's a terrible troll

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO
I HAD A THREAD THERE YOU TEDIOUS TROLL
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
my apologies
Dear mono you are a force of awesome and could never be overshadowed by my own underfunded posting
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
The first thing to remember is that only a few of them get upset.
The rest recognise that there isn't really any difference between the boards.
I wish we could all just get along.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:22, archived)
I might go post Just Harry's link.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:23, archived)
Oh man.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:23, archived)
I won't though, cause they'll think I'm lolupset at the internet.
really I just like annoying people.
I really REALLY like annoying people to the point that they snap and go apeshit and then get really embarrased about it later and say sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:26, archived)
Me too.
Why is that, do you think?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
Maybe because I'm a complete cunt, and I know I should pay for it so making people angry is actually my way of shouting at myself.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
Perhaps. Yes.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
it's child like attention seeking, even negative attention is better than none to the socially retarded

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:30, archived)
Nah, I get plenty of attention that I don't want anyway.
I actually prefer to not be noticed and be left alone.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:32, archived)
i didnt ask for your view point you dick head autistic

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:33, archived)
And I didn't ask for yours
you fish milking spastic
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:35, archived)
No.
I did, you fucking prick.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:37, archived)
You asked me
not him.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:39, archived)
Right, there's only one way to settle this,
we'll all have to go on /calendar and try and make someone cry.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:41, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
Can I recommend a bash in bluestars gaping minge?
fancy dress theme - blood
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:44, archived)
I think this is more like it.
I am also pleased to see you are not ashamed of this.
I don't think people should be ashamed of being childish.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:36, archived)
If people don't like being called childish then they should just try not being childish

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
I'm starting to feel like you are being sarcastic.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:52, archived)
I'm upset by this. Perhaps I should try not being sarcastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:55, archived)
+ a
arc p
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
Well
that goes without saying!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:58, archived)
that link was posted there twice last week

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:22, archived)
Basically that's like well old.
All being so amazing at the internet and dull internet shut-ins they've probably seen it before.
So their only real way of showing this is abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:22, archived)
Prick

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:23, archived)

all some
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:23, archived)
I was being stereotypical.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:26, archived)
I'm going to take it on trust that you've got the correct number of 0s there.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:49, archived)
should be. i typed 10 and copypasted it.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:51, archived)
I think they are laughing because that was posted several times a few weeks ago
Apparently if you don't spend all your waking hours on the internet so you're aware of everything that's ever been posted on /links, that makes you some kind of moron
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:24, archived)
when you post a link thats been posted before it tells you it's been posted before

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
sometimes, but not always
(especially for stuff that's on youtube)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
might be the stuff after the question mark in the URL that confuzzles it

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:55, archived)
should I admit to being outside instead of
On the internet?

I'm using my phone so that warning about the link being posted before hasn't appeared.

Schoolboy error from me
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:32, archived)
don't worry about it

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
I am, of course, full of internet rage
I had a link featured in the newsletter once! My opinion and voice should be hardcover this dollars rabble of foolscorned knaves.
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:37, archived)
Watch out for that internet rage.
It can take over your life, causing internet divorce, internet cancer and even the internet death of your internet child.

Srs biznis.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
my rage is like a thousand balloons being released
It's fun for everyone to watch and point but it took a lot of effort to organise
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:53, archived)
terrible bullying of the moonfaced one

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:54, archived)
It's one of those links
that has been posted over and over and over and over and over... Each time it's billed as "OMG U HAV TO SE THIS IT AM TEH RILLY FUNNEH AN U HAF NOT SEEN IT B4!!!11111ONEONE".
It's gotten to the point where "Veet" is replacing "GC" for informing someone of their reposting faux-pas.

With baldwanker's spamming earlier on, their assumption was that you were joining in just to be an arse.

Edit: Also, you may have pulled Tab Hunter.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:55, archived)
funny old world

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
Oh. Look; don't bait him any more. He's clearly upset.
Be nice and help the fella calm down. We are neighbours after all.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:57, archived)
I've recommended he 'chill out'
There's nothing more I can do
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
Woah!
Calm down.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
Why are you so upset about this?
Chill out man, peace.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:59, archived)
Hey, I'm more chilled than a penguin's testicles!
Was just explaining to Harry why his welcome was somewhat less than friendly.

I'll fuck off if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 25 May 2012, 13:01, archived)
No one wants anyone to fuck off
We're all friends here. Stay a while. Tell us about yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:03, archived)
Tempting
but I don't think I want to give out ANY sort of personal information to the shrieking psychotics who seem to reside here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 25 May 2012, 13:07, archived)
Well that's unkind

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:08, archived)
I notice you're not casting doubt on my statement's accuracy.

(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 25 May 2012, 13:10, archived)
I have a scroll wheel on my mouse

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 13:00, archived)
That's very nice for you.
Now don't forget to take your medication when the nice nurse gives it to you. We don't want a repeat of last time, do we?
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 25 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
URGH...GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
I did post an apology squirrel

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:51, archived)
Honestly, what was with that P fella?
did BM piss him off?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
Hello MONO!
I have no idea what you're on about
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:18, archived)
Hey broadsword.
How's your flat that i'm totally not squatting in?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:19, archived)
It's lovely thank you, do you want to rent it?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
I'd love to, as i'm totally not living there already rent free.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:23, archived)
I read this as paella
mmmm, paella
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:19, archived)
Oh man, I love a good paella
Mrs Hats used to live in France, and the spanish girl that lived with her made an incredible paella. I ate SO fucking much...man, I need paella now.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:20, archived)
I got food poisoning from a paella I ate in a Spanish place in Stoke Newington.
True story. Seriously. You couldn't make it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:22, archived)
Christ, I'm sorry Montz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:23, archived)
It's not your fault, don't worry.
Hang on, it's not your fault - is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
I....don't think so
But then I'm not watching myself 24 hours a day
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:32, archived)
By the sounds of things you fucking should.
I had the trots for days YOU CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:34, archived)
Mme Hats, est-ce qu'elle parle français bien?
Je cherche quelqu'un pour m'aider exercer à parler français
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
Zut alors!
Yeah, she's pretty good I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:29, archived)
alors, est-ce qu'elle est assez belle?

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:33, archived)
Oh oui

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
ses seins, sont-ils grands?
et son cul, je peux le toucher?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
you fucking pervert

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:05, archived)
I'm after a horror/suspense book for a friend
Someone please recommend a good horror/suspense story. Not gory...just spooky. Fanx.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:19, archived)
The Shining

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:20, archived)
Something new preferably
Thanks though
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
The Shining 4

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:24, archived)
You insensitive bitchpipe

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
No idea.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:19, archived)
I hope you did.
I think it's funny when you piss people off, they get all pissed off and come here to try and piss us off, which never works because I don't think any /talkers actually give a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
They really think that it bothers us though
That P fella said we acted like babies when he 'trolled' us
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:22, archived)
Exactly how would you "troll" a load of bitter wizened old shits with no faith left in the world at all?
The most unpleasant thing they could say would still be uplifting.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
That's true
I say, if they don't like it they can PUTUSALLONIGNORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:26, archived)
Here here.
It's awesome to see them try though, this place would be even more tediously dull without the odd "troll"
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:27, archived)
JMG.
I'm down with sunburn. Me, JMG..

What are your tips asides staying in the house, you fat fucking loners?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:15, archived)
be black

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:15, archived)
dont use a control float when surface fishing ,use a clean wine cork, put small tacks in it to achieve neutral bouyancy, this will also allow bread to be placed on it
Then attatch a 6 to 8 inch rig, tight lines

Kir
M
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:21, archived)
:( jmgs fault

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:26, archived)
cover yourself in lard
Oh, too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:23, archived)

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