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totally having some toast here

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:00, archived)
I had curry for lunch yesterday and it was delicious
For some reason this confused spanishfly. Is curry not something people have for lunch? The place was pretty busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:03, archived)
yeah, don't care soz

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:07, archived)
you ignorant prick

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:10, archived)
woah, no need for that, no fucking need at all

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:14, archived)
well anyway, it was very nice
all you can eat buffet type thing. Plenty of choice and reasonably priced.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:18, archived)
I've had curry for lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:20, archived)
no you haven't

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:21, archived)
Wow, we're like twins!
Also, I watched Police Academy 5. It was shit/lovely.

People in movies are much better looking these days, aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:22, archived)
do you get to see any tit in that?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:23, archived)
Well Leslie Easterbrook has big old knockers on her
But she doesn't get them out. By part 5 they'd turned into family movies really.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:25, archived)
Getting the family together to watch a Police Academy installment
probably counts as abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:32, archived)
Well I didn't do it for fun
They knew that before it started
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:37, archived)
i didn't know you'd met her!
here, try this one. pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:57, archived)
referral denied :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:02, archived)
REFERRAL DENIED

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:03, archived)
haha, idiot

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:07, archived)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:08, archived)
get bent

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:18, archived)
oh hahaha

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:22, archived)
alright, chatbot

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:26, archived)
woah, nice trips dude

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:27, archived)
I don't have permission to access "http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNDE1NTQzNjIwOF5BMl5BanBnXkFyZXN1bWU@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg" on this server.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:07, archived)
have you tried a different server?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:08, archived)
dunno what that is, soz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:18, archived)
Nice teeth.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:14, archived)
that was taken for my own personal use

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:31, archived)
I didn't watch that.
I watched Stardust.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
Ah
well you missed out. It was a cinematic masterpiece. PROCTOOOOOOOR! and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)
oh god, here we go

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:22, archived)
Strap yourself in for the FOOOOODercoaster!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:25, archived)
I don't think I meet the minimum fat requirement to enjoy this ride

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
PSYCHE! I totally do.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)
yes. yes you do.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)
Yeah I know, you can see that from my funny joke reply to myself before you barged in giving it all that

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:28, archived)
I had a marmite sandwich and a fruit smoothie for tea

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)
I had a fish finger sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:28, archived)
haha, idiot

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:28, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)
I'm going to have toast and marmite now and a cup of coffee and think about maybe having a secondary breakfast of bacon, eggs, fried tomatoes and mushrooms, just so you know

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)
I've had two cups of coffee and once the kids have gone to school I may well treat myself to something cooked

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:28, archived)
yeah, I don't care soz

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)
look, I'm getting really upset here

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)
move then, you might be less emosh in a different spot

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:30, archived)
I'll do it in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:32, archived)
that's your answer to everything, and look where it's got you

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:33, archived)
What do you mean??
I'm a high ranking politician!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:36, archived)
sorry i was confusing you and spanishfly again

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:37, archived)
it happens all the time

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:39, archived)
make it egg based

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:43, archived)
ok, I just had a secondary breakfast of bacon, eggs, fried tomatoes and mushrooms
might have some more coffee now, I should probably keep my blood pressure up or it won't circulate properly round my furred arteries
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:57, archived)
pack it up, pack it in.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:26, archived)
I wish you would

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:27, archived)
I'm detecting an unmistakable undercurrent of implied sibling incest

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:21, archived)
okay, fine.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:09, archived)
might have some more, marmite on this time

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:10, archived)
that sounds fair, at least it's not jam haha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:10, archived)
oh hahaha

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:14, archived)
alright calm down

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:14, archived)
sorry, bit over-excited about the marmite

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:15, archived)
apology accepted

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:17, archived)
cool

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:16, archived)
might clip my fingernails later, not got much planned today beyond eating toast

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:19, archived)
look I know what you're doing here with this trolling and it won't work because spanishfly is too clever for that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:38, archived)
alright tangs

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:39, archived)
still not entirely convinced by this whole get up at the crack of dawn, shout at the kids for an hour or so, sit in a car shouting at other drivers, just to spend eight hours sitting here being a prick, thing that goes on for five out of every seven days

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
tl;dr
hi twoey
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)
hey babe

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:31, archived)
get a room you two

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:34, archived)
We've got a room

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:35, archived)

too clever for that a paedophile
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:48, archived)
it's funny because he's a nonce

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:49, archived)
You sure you should really be having all those carbs with your figure?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:39, archived)
are you sure nhs food guidelines aren't to make carbohydrates the base for every meal?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:48, archived)
MORNHOLES

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 7:24, archived)
BUMNING

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 7:24, archived)
mupps

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 7:25, archived)
Mr h

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 7:51, archived)
HORRIBLE IS IN THE HOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSSSSE!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 7:55, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 7:57, archived)
fahsands of em

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:01, archived)
can't be arsed cooking, might order a kebab

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 22:15, archived)
oh wait, found a ding meal in the fridge, sorted

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 22:18, archived)
silly ostrich

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 22:25, archived)
alright MGT

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 22:26, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 22:29, archived)
sweet chilli beef noodles by the way

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 22:33, archived)
we done had a roast chicken

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 22:36, archived)
yeah, I don't care soz

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 22:41, archived)
Thing is, if you order a kebab you may well end up having to eat a kebab.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 23:09, archived)
I rather fear
Cooking is like reading books.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 23:20, archived)
hey it's ok, I'm here now

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:54, archived)
I think I went to school with the graphic designers of countyfile titles and stuff, how is a font a job

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:00, archived)
I went to school with Brian fucking Cox, the snivelling little turd

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:04, archived)
hey, Lewis Hamilton and Nicole Scherzinger have unfollowed each other on Twitter
says here
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:31, archived)
This probably means something in the modern world
but it's got fuck all to do with motor racing.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 21:09, archived)
you're always here
i'm not sure you even exist. i reckon you're one of 2can's bots that became sentient
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:04, archived)
I've been Outside all day, it was rubbish, won't be doing that again in a hurry

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:05, archived)
yeah, sure
you aint foolin' me, chatbot
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:51, archived)
Deffo a bot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXBhw2G5UPk
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Mar 2015, 21:08, archived)
I'd be interested in your idea of sentient.

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 21:27, archived)
haha, "interested"

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 22:22, archived)
In that case surely you would have banned it?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 7:57, archived)
up yer bum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 17:01, archived)
typical Jew

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 17:32, archived)
John Terry has such a punchable face

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 17:48, archived)
well I've clearly ruined World Compliment Day

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 17:50, archived)
Awww man

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:29, archived)
What are your views on the serious issue of baked beans
Branstons or Heinz?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 17:59, archived)
FOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:23, archived)
foood u say, I'd foood, but then I never foood

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:28, archived)
Heinz
good to see the important matters being attended to
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 19:12, archived)

b m
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:46, archived)
Can't beat a bit of James Bond on a sunday afternoon
I used to like The Love Boat but that's finished :(
How's your sunday shaping up?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 16:40, archived)
alright itsanewmeobviously
I was playing Age of Empires II and getting a nostalgia-boner, later I might go out for food and a pint I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 16:43, archived)
food and a pint sounds good.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 16:48, archived)
in da juicer nigga
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 16:52, archived)
since when did you become kanye west?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 16:54, archived)
yeesus

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 17:32, archived)
totally there man

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 17:01, archived)
Very nice, thank you for asking
Cooking up the meal. Just me and the missus today, so not the usual vast spread.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 17:04, archived)
unusual for your missus, always a large spread

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 17:37, archived)
Ho ho

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:13, archived)
Ah, but sadly it's Roger Moore.
The only two worth watching are Timothy Dalton and Daniel Craig.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:06, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 13:02, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 13:11, archived)
Come on you spurs!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 13:17, archived)
i cant stand chelsea, so yeah alright

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 13:20, archived)
Yo' holmez
What do you think of this one? www.engadget.com/2015/03/01/huawei-watch/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 15:11, archived)
best bezel I've seen on a smart watch

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 15:16, archived)
Yup, I'm with you on that, it's one of the first that doesn't look like a toy - including my beloved Apple one.
9th March they're spilling all the beans on the apple one, I've been waiting years for this, i'll be right in the queue.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 15:19, archived)
who would queue up for a watch that's had beans all over it?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 15:32, archived)
it's also good that the strap is standard

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 15:38, archived)
mr.h

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 14:37, archived)
It's Saint David's Day and World Compliment Day!
stay safe out there
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 8:57, archived)
that's a smashing blouse you've got on

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 9:39, archived)
cheers
and you
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)
I don't see how this has anything to do with toast or christmas

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 9:45, archived)
well, St David was totes at the birth of christ with all the other saints.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 9:47, archived)
oh ok, and I remember something about a miracle of toast and fish fingers, that'll be it

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 9:49, archived)
You need to lay off spanishfly a bit Frank
It looks like his brain is snapping, and he's clearly not a fan of christmas OR toast. Odd thought that may seem.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 10:51, archived)
Anyway, fuck you squares, I'm going out for a curry

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 10:52, archived)
At 11am? Jesus

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 11:06, archived)
Dedication, that's what you need.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 11:51, archived)
I did celebrate both days by having some toast

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)
So I went into town today to get lightbulbs but the shop I normally go to doesn't have the right cap and its a long way to the next shop and it might even be shut since its Sunday

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 12:34, archived)
bored of that now

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 1:03, archived)
paedophile lol

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 2:53, archived)
why can't we all just be nice to each other?
I don't care if mongy speaks french and manolith touches chihuahuas on the poo dispenser and spanishfly spends every evening furiously masturbating his gerbil-sized micropenis into a sweaty frenzy over childrens' underwear adverts, let's all be nice to each other, after all it is nearly christmas
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:27, archived)
WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:31, archived)
this isn't what I had in mind, this is not at all how I wanted this to pan out

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:51, archived)
dunno, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:32, archived)
is it true you can speak French?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:34, archived)
Non.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:45, archived)
I'm the only one putting any effort in round here

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:51, archived)
i'm nice to all of you cunts, all of the time, and what do i get out of it? only my solid gold android girlfriend

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:44, archived)
you've never been nice to me, lend us a fiver eh

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:52, archived)
i see someone has never read atlas shrugged

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:55, archived)
haha, "books", what kind of fucking wanker reads "books"

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:58, archived)
Well, at least you're not spanishfly.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:55, archived)
haha, he is a massive fucking paedophile isn't he though

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:58, archived)
you wish you were me

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 1:04, archived)
Alright? Morning! TOAST. Christmas soon. Afternoon. Eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:27, archived)
you are such a fucking humourless chode

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:28, archived)

Really www.b3ta.com/talk/7803183#post7803221
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:41, archived)
nice link, moron

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:44, archived)
You have a way with words that make stupid people
Feel...not look but feel intelligent.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:46, archived)
fuck off dull prick nonce

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:51, archived)
Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:53, archived)
Please if there was real actual humour there
That people other than members of this dying forum would have found humorous could you please point it out. I mean I can see it..ITS SO OBVIOUS. But people might miss it.

Just use your words of humour to *highlight* maybe the amazing humour you have.

Absolutely boring cunt that you are. Why not change your name to that.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:45, archived)
replying to yourself here,
Also, direct links work like this;

b3ta.com/talk/7803187
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:54, archived)
You talking to me you prick
I was bored a long time ago
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:55, archived)
Internet hard manning?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:57, archived)
Oh no sorry please do not misunderstand me calling you a prick online
Is not me Internet hard manning. Like when you call me a nonce does not make you a member of the Yew Tree Police crew. I know you want the hat and everything but it's never going to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:59, archived)
I worry that someone as dense as you is a teacher.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:01, archived)
I worry that you are someone that finds me so boring
You change your name and sig to reference someone as dense as me.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:08, archived)
I'm mocking you.
It took 4 clicks and some typing.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:17, archived)
and that in its self is more effort than i would ever put into mocking someone online
its the clicks that gave you away.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:19, archived)
top lack of effort being demonstrated here

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:27, archived)
it's very important that he makes no effort in typing out angry replies to my replies,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:30, archived)
there is an ignore link you know...
you could click it, i actively encourage you doing so, i am pretty certain i wouldn't be missing much
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:20, archived)
you're the one getting angry about it all, maybe you should ignore me?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:24, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7802598
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 8:49, archived)
How long til he threatens to stomp us into the kerb and then molest our fatherless children

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:59, archived)
he does seem very angry about words on a screen.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:00, archived)
You do seem very obsessed
Perhaps you could find a wall to have sex with? Just an idea
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:05, archived)
sure, that sounds like a great idea.
After that what should I do next?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:08, archived)
I don't know if it's that bad you have to ask me you have problems mate.
I mean I am dense yet intelligent enough to tell you what to do with your life.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:10, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:14, archived)
I do hope that someone with so little control over his emotions never ends up in a job working with impressionable young minds

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:11, archived)
I wouldnt empty you don't worry

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:13, archived)
lol what

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:22, archived)
haha, I've been posting here nearly 12 years and I've never seen anyone get so butthurt

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:46, archived)
oh wait, there was brown bread ice cream guy
and that other nonce who played the japanese nonce video games

but yeah, still, spanishfly is a massive nonce
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:48, archived)
Sorry I lost interest in you at Christmas time

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:51, archived)
he's taking it all incredibly seriously.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:54, archived)
So seriously I decided to change my name on a text based forum
Hmmm maybe you should think "why am I doing this" you could kill yourself
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:57, archived)
maybe you should relax a little bit, this all seems to be getting to you.
Maybe just leave it tonight, come back tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:00, archived)
dunno, bit touchy these nonces

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:59, archived)
it's because it's the weekend, 2 whole days away from pre-teens puts him on edge.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:01, archived)
I am too dense to understand the homo/toast
Relationship you two have going on
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 0:10, archived)
when did you last step in dogshit?
alt: manolith caressed a poodle on the plop pipe
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:35, archived)
this place would be dead on its arse if I stopped posting

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:47, archived)
You are like cancer

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:48, archived)
fuck off nonce

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:50, archived)
I have seen more intelligent and interesting text
Written in shit on a public toilet door
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:55, archived)
fuck off nonce

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:02, archived)
I used to like you Frank.
But then I found mumsnet and realised there were lots of Internet spastics I could talk to
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:03, archived)
die.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Feb 2015, 22:55, archived)
Alright windy
You alright mate?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:02, archived)
yes.
Having a successfully quiet weekend in. Done some DIY, done some chilling, managed to watch a bit of the rugby, now I'm on the gin and I really hope you just die soon and let the world be a better place.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:18, archived)
Do you know what I like about you?
Fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:42, archived)
and yet you still keep coming back here to spam us with your coke-addled noncing

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 28 Feb 2015, 22:56, archived)
Coke addled noncing?
You used lots of letters there are you sure you are allowed to be this intelligent?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:02, archived)
rhythm is as serious as a dancer

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:52, archived)
Move your mind and body

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 22:20, archived)
Step into dogshit
Let's join together
We can watch the snow fall forever and ever
Eat, drink and be merry
Come along with me
Step into dogshit
The admission's free
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:56, archived)
I ain't going in the Cherry Tree it's a shit hole and I wouldn't step foot in Runcorn again ever

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:59, archived)
beautiful, moved me to tears

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:03, archived)
Fuck off nonce

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:03, archived)
haha fuck off nonce

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:04, archived)
Hahaha fuck off nonce

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:12, archived)
it doesn't work though does it?
calling me or AB nonce really doesn't work

because everyone knows you're a nonce
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:21, archived)
Woohhhh wooohhhh wooohhhh
I didn't actually call you a mince that never happened I mean you might be a massive mincer but I didn't state that.

As for AB he actually handles small boys penises. That makes him a MASSIVE MINCER KIDDY FIDDLER

edit: Pricdk
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:29, archived)
i can't remember, but as a parent i have to often point out dogshit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:27, archived)
thx 4 contribution ne way

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:29, archived)
^dubs, check em

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 21:45, archived)
so how many moore years of wolf hall should there be ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 22:43, archived)
clicked it, looked boring, closed the tab soz m8 lol

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:03, archived)
noy joy division interest?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:07, archived)
Ian Curtis, fucking city fan, cunt hung himself just down the road from here, good riddance

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:10, archived)
it's all ooop noorf mines wippetts (sic) and shit to me, soz mate

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:13, archived)
well you should write in and ask them to put french subtitles on it

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:21, archived)
it's a good article, but it is put in it's place by being 7 years out in the discovery in the comments

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:25, archived)
yeah, I stopped caring like 20 minutes ago soz

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:42, archived)
its

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:51, archived)
they should work it up into something more interesting, few zombies, bit of tit, maybe some mechanical sex robots, lesbians, that kind of thing

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:05, archived)
i see many people like shit dungens and dragon wars viking tudour sci fiv sparta paki jew shows . wankers
#whyivoteukip
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:10, archived)
well yeah, just trying to make it popular aren't I, could just put the tit and lesbians in it and I'd be happy

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:11, archived)
only 45 mins till babestation

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:14, archived)
I might write a Wolf Hall fanfiction and send it in to the beeb, see if they'll commission me to write the next series

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7803234
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:56, archived)
never. spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Feb 2015, 22:54, archived)
^upset

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:04, archived)
how did you upset this time? is there no end to your trolling of this forum and its users

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:11, archived)
he's a horrid bully.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:19, archived)
he once made me feel oblidged to smoke a cigarette when i could of not bothered, imagine that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:22, archived)
there's no limit to his horrific behaviour

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:25, archived)
dunno, I didn't even call it a nonce and it's getting all fucking shirty with me, not my fault

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:21, archived)
I'm pretty sure you told me to fuck off once.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:25, archived)
^ boring cunt
Literally a boring cunt
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 23:51, archived)
eveninh

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 14:41, archived)
manolith touched a dog on the bumhole

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 14:53, archived)
is he a vet?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 14:56, archived)
no, he's a great big fat person with greasy hair and acne

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 14:57, archived)
thats Amorous isnt it?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 15:16, archived)
fuck off nonce

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 15:17, archived)
fuck off frank you sad pathetic toast eating christmas obsessed spastic

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 15:55, archived)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:14, archived)
^ jumps to conclusions
And is often incorrect
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:52, archived)
Bit early for that mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:42, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:48, archived)
Alright
I don't come here much, you lot all seem rather angry to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 16:51, archived)
There's a few on here whose depths of anger are bottomless
but the rest of us are mostly harmless.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:21, archived)
Hi I am an angry kiddy fiddler like amorous badger

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 19:53, archived)
alright ed

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 17:50, archived)
I think he's got you on ignore

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:21, archived)
Oh well, nevermind

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:27, archived)
^upset

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 20:38, archived)
bored of that now
300 days to christmas!
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 13:11, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 13:29, archived)
might go out for lunch, dunno

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 13:54, archived)
I've been out all cunting morning, just got back, might go back to bed

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 14:02, archived)
oh boy I'm putting my christmas socks on

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 13:54, archived)
might get some sprouts on the boil

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 14:02, archived)
might got to the pub then

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 14:17, archived)
wank a fish off for all I care

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 14:18, archived)
I just took my decorations down, then put them back up again
Going to have some mulled wine and play Slade on continuous loop
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 14:20, archived)
manolith touched a dog on the bumhole

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 14:27, archived)
Its a true Christmas miracle!

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 14:44, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 9:53, archived)
up yer bum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 10:38, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 10:46, archived)
Morning H

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Feb 2015, 12:13, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 13:38, archived)
morning.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 28 Feb 2015, 12:13, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 12:38, archived)
morning, me

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 12:27, archived)
^5

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 12:37, archived)
Pushing that down
I like breasts. Do you like breasts? I like breasts
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:26, archived)
I like breasts, I've gone on the record on numerous occasions to confirm this fact

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:36, archived)
Meh, you're a bottom fella and don't try to deny it

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:42, archived)
bums, legs, knockers, fannies, all is grist to my mill

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:02, archived)
up yer bum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:31, archived)
he likes nig butts and he cannot lie

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:48, archived)
Chicken or Turkey?
or do you have something else on your mind young man?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:37, archived)
*giggles*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:42, archived)
gay

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:42, archived)
Gay breasts are fine

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:42, archived)
chuckle

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:43, archived)
Ow bist Vlad?

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:56, archived)
quite good thank you for asking CDW, ow bist you?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:13, archived)
Bostin ta

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:27, archived)
ar

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:32, archived)
Yo cor beat it.

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:35, archived)
i idn't know this was going to be a q and a thing, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:55, archived)
Yeah to be honest I was just trying to annoy Synchro by pushing his thread down
hadn't really considered the consequences
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:17, archived)
you won't break my spirit

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:37, archived)

irit hincter
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 12:25, archived)
Some are very nice
some aren't.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:02, archived)
Heathen

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:17, archived)
No
They'm come from Cradley
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:30, archived)
fuck that yam yam shit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:32, archived)
No, that's Brummies

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:40, archived)
cuntface

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:45, archived)
Tut
You a Brummie?
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:49, archived)

oh, a collection of barmpots, beezums, clarnets and frowtsy swopsons
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:37, archived)
A beezum is a broom
I sold them in my Dad's shop.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:47, archived)
poor heffer, 10 years and nobody replies
b3ta.com/talk/7802757
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:41, archived)
How do Hef

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:45, archived)
up yer bum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:47, archived)
Does he like breasts?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:52, archived)
wow

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 23:58, archived)
My sweetest m
I'm nearly 12 years old on this site
hold me

always
b xx
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 0:02, archived)
We're all going to gaol.

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 0:05, archived)
dearest b, you never change, that first glance, when i saw that spark
it burnt that image into my being

forever
m
x
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 0:06, archived)
Holy shit
The Cliff police will be all over this.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sat 28 Feb 2015, 0:09, archived)
bored of that now
do you think scientists will ever find a cure for gay?
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:38, archived)
I hope they find a cure for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:40, archived)
that's not a very nice thing to say is it

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:52, archived)
i thought it was offering to heal one of your ailments, i'd get a better back

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:05, archived)
they cant even cure jew yet

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:47, archived)
they could try shaving their big jewy noses down a bit and electrocuting them when they think about money

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:52, archived)
no
Darth Vader and the Phantom Flan Flinger were different people.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:50, archived)
Sally James, she was filth she was

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:53, archived)
there is no need to medicalise a perfectly natural and acceptable state in order to find a spurious cure for it
is there now
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:13, archived)
well yeah, because it's puffy and revolting

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:14, archived)
don't be frightened of who you really are synchromesh there's no need to hate yourself

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:42, archived)
^ disgruntled childrens cough syrup salesman

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:16, archived)
*cough*
maaaybe
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 22:41, archived)
so yeah
nsfw
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:30, archived)
prolly wasn't worth starting a thread but hey, fuck you

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:30, archived)
It's like a female me
alright synchro
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:38, archived)
alright cunty, I thought you were a female you, might put you on ignore now

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:40, archived)
Fair do's, I would

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:45, archived)
bleedin' Marussia are back from the bleedin' dead, I wish they'd just fuck off

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:46, archived)
You love Marussia and want to bum them up the hairy exhaust pipe

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:52, archived)
not until I've changed to fresh rubber I wouldn't

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:54, archived)
Don't be daft
Manor Motorsport have been a backbone of British Motorsport for decades.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:54, archived)
yes, and the arsebone of Formula 1

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:55, archived)
There's always been arsebones in F1
Usually Italian, but British now.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:00, archived)
at least Minardi scored a couple of points and brought a few decent drivers through the system
Marussia only got points by complete accident at Monaco then gave their star driver brain damage, they couldn't afford to be in F1 and they should have fucked off a year ago
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:03, archived)
mind you, there's been worse
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrea_Moda_Formula
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:05, archived)
This conversation should be taking place on another forum.

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:09, archived)
that's what I get told when I talk about F1 on my own fucking forum, fucked if I'm listening

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:10, archived)
oh.. i know the term F1, thats the cars innit, i thought you were talking paki or saink

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:18, archived)
hey they let indians drive the cars now, they're shit but y'know, they'll probably work for low wages

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:20, archived)
good luck to them, too many spades in it for my liking anyway

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:21, archived)
at least there's no women

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:22, archived)
probably is, and benders

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:28, archived)
Minardi were great
Pier Luigi Martini got them on the front row once. But I,ve seen Manor bring on a lot of good drivers.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:07, archived)
they were great because of Paul Stoddart being a bolshie shit-stirrer and annoying all the big money teams
F1 was a less interesting sport without him causing trouble all the time
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:10, archived)
*gulp*
I have to agree.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:13, archived)
has she been shot in the heart

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:41, archived)
and you're to blame

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:43, archived)
I give projective vomiting wine a bad name :(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:46, archived)
Projective vomiting
Sounds nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:57, archived)
dunno how that happened, l and v are opposite ends of the keyboard

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:58, archived)
And you and I

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:11, archived)
hippy

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:13, archived)
i do like a bit of Bonnie Tyler

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:55, archived)
fuck electrons, fucking negatively charged cunts with their fucking oh get us, we flow in the opposite direction to current fucking bullshit, fuck the lot of them
/ac
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:58, archived)
turn around mgt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:05, archived)
360?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:06, archived)
and walk away brighteyes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 21:17, archived)
if you put a jedi waving his hand on that i'll frontpage it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:56, archived)
if only I had that little talent :(

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:57, archived)

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