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BUMHOLES!

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:36, archived)

and life is worth living

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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:39, archived)

TWO PAHND A PAAAAAHND!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:50, archived)

You don't tell me what to do! YOU AIN'T MY MOTHER!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:56, archived)

^ adopted

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:57, archived)

Yer robbin me blind mate
2 groats a bushel. Final.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:11, archived)

I couldn't eat a whole one, do you want to go halves?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:13, archived)

Ooh, bumsteaks.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:24, archived)

but what would you do with half a hole?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:26, archived)

probably lay my willy on top and slide it back and forth, like a snooker cue in a rest

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:29, archived)

and our survey says...
top answer!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:40, archived)

why isn't this top of the popular page already?
speaking of which, isn't it lovely that spanishfly is so popular these days?
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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:43, archived)

i get to see how many likes each thing gets
each time one of my posts is one click shy of popular pagin' it's like an ice dagger in my heart
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:46, archived)

I thought pp was 2?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:48, archived)

exactly :(

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:01, archived)

Hope I haven't missed any
xxx
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:17, archived)

thx bbz x

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:20, archived)

yeah soz i was talking about the half anus cue rest
this week's raw is a good one btw
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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:50, archived)

i knew what you meant, i just had to get it off my chest

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:00, archived)

bit beakerish

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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:05, archived)

don't stand for this abuse, banolith

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:29, archived)

tv shows would be so much better if people could just say whatever they wanted

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:45, archived)

start your own tv show, with... etc

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:01, archived)

Are you offering?

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:26, archived)

i think it's called 'presenting'

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:41, archived)

no thanks I've eaten

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 21:34, archived)

up yours, dickface

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:03, archived)

mr.h

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:06, archived)

rich

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:11, archived)

I wish I was...

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:22, archived)

Ham and mushroom

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mongychops, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:10, archived)

pint of derby

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:12, archived)

kronney in a becks glass, shitty vase glass otherwise

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mongychops, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:39, archived)

my face looks nothing like a...
..oh :(
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:15, archived)

How's Grrrmachine?
What are you driving these days?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:25, archived)

Bit much.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:35, archived)

Do you think if enough of us complain about this joke to the police they'll close sickipedia?
www.sickipedia.org/crime/abduction/the-police-have-found-a-missing-girls-body-parts-in-1625412
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:49, archived)

not for that one, no.

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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:57, archived)

no

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mongychops, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:01, archived)

but I feel strongly that rob shouldn't be allowed to get away with peddling this sick filth

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:02, archived)

The plod won't close it, but I'm sure if you punt it at the Daily Fail's news desk,
along with a reminder of who Rob works for now, they'll start the 'BAN THIS SICK FILTH NOW' bandwagon rolling.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:42, archived)

do you mean i have a face on my dick or my face looks like a dick?

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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:54, archived)

www.pinterest.com/pin/570338740282793475/
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:55, archived)

yes

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:27, archived)

Alright whats going on

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:56, archived)

I'm watching this mornings Homes Under The Hammer
it doesn't quite have the same appeal when you watch it in the evening :(
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:27, archived)

church

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:27, archived)

so this evening in the privacy of my car I actually had a little cry about how very bad the radio 4 comedy was
didn't there used to be funny things
maybe I am remembering the past all wrong
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vladimir, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:10, archived)

the 6:30 slot has gone downhill quite badly this year.
i quite liked that bridget christie mind the gap, and JAM and ISIHAC and TNQ and TNS are always good, but other than that things have turned to shit.
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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:28, archived)

you make a good point brb
I wish the radio was more like the internet
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vladimir, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:57, archived)

vlad sad?
sad bad!
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:29, archived)

manolith reply = improved day

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vladimir, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:56, archived)

:D

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:42, archived)

It goes in cycles, and this is a very thin patch indeed
but for utter mirthless shit, the 11:30 morning slot is unlistenable.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:32, archived)

i quite like that gyles brandreth word quiz

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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:38, archived)

Difficult one this
I quite like it too. But it's got Gyles Brandreth in it.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:43, archived)

scissors-paper-stone style, the presence of brandreth trumps any positive elements

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vladimir, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 19:58, archived)

he's okay when not being a tory politician or smug pundit on TVAM
he's superb on JAM.
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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:03, archived)

well I guess so

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vladimir, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:09, archived)

must be a waking dream for him being asked to talk without being interrupted for absolutely as long as possible

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vladimir, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:10, archived)

i hear he gets good reviews for his one man shows

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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 20:41, archived)

"That's what I call break neck speed."
"Mom, a man just died."
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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:01, archived)

Please
somebody tell me The Who were rockers and not mods so I can like them.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:39, archived)

you can love them and use the anonymity of the internet to hate them

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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:42, archived)

I thought they were pinball wizards?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:44, archived)

The Who were rockers and not mods

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:46, archived)

cor
ta
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:24, archived)

no

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:50, archived)

The Who were rockers and not mods so you can like them.
x
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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)

much
appreciated
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 17:24, archived)

who?

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:53, archived)

yes, very good.

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:54, archived)

prick

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:54, archived)

Please
somebody tell me why this would matter to anybody so I can reply
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:58, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7d3hrdpJGQ
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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:59, archived)

youtu.be/y-EQ2x1N5PM
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:01, archived)

fucking hell
So basically, nothing matters because Jesus loves me. What kind of stupid message is that?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:03, archived)

the message here is that the devil clearly doesn't have all the best tunes

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:21, archived)

the who were knockers and not nobs

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:58, archived)

A listen to, and a watch of, Quadrophenia
should sort out that quandry.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:59, archived)

BELLBOY!
~~BOY~~ END
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:00, archived)

and stick it RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:04, archived)

I liked them from the beginning when they were The Hillbilly Bugger Boys

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:00, archived)

Also, wouldn't it be sane to like a band based on the noises they make,
rather than which arbitrarily defined genre they can be classified under?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:07, archived)

sorry, I don't follow

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:09, archived)

Apologies, 2Hats,
I fear I am out of touch with me inner 13 year old.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:11, archived)

I only like things that other people say are cool

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:12, archived)

I only like things that other people say are cool, but only until they say so,
after which I claim that the thing they like has sold out.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:22, archived)

Making money out of something you're good at is unforgiveable

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:24, archived)

very wise

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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:24, archived)

The Who were certainly liked by mods and are considered the archetypal 'mod band'.
That doesn't necessarily mean they considered themselves mods. HTH.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:11, archived)

~~The Who~~ dog's bumholes
~~band~~ favourite
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:33, archived)

An oldie but a goodie.
/ac
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:55, archived)

Ham and mushroom

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mongychops, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:24, archived)

Farmhouse, a classic

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:25, archived)

Im not even a farmer, shits fucked up

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mongychops, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:54, archived)

why don't you learn to like fucking off.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:36, archived)

So Rolf Harris has been stripped of his CBE
What have you been stripped of?

Alt: Favourite pizza toppings. And don't try to be clever and say 'grapes' or 'shit' or something.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:21, archived)

dignity
goat's cheese
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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:22, archived)

goat's cheese is well good on a pizza
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/australia-food-blog/2014/dec/15/the-cheesiest-pizza-in-the-world-guardian-australia-reviews
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:36, archived)

wow

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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:46, archived)

what's the point, eh?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:43, archived)

99 cheeses and you're asking what the point is?
are you a militant vegan raw foodist or saink?
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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 18:32, archived)

I like pineapple on a pizza

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:24, archived)

I will eat it
but I don't really enjoy it, soz
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:37, archived)

oh man, that is as wrong as frank's opinions on crisps

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:40, archived)

tiger to both

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:27, archived)

their indangered m8

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:34, archived)

hitler

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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:31, archived)

is that your answer to both?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:37, archived)

yes

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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:41, archived)

I actually don't eat much pizza so I ask for forgiveness for not giving a fair and accurate answer to this
question.
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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:43, archived)

that's fair enough
what food do you have most often?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:44, archived)

sweetcorn and mushrooms

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:38, archived)

alt: dunno

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:38, archived)

I like pizzas with egg on top.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:38, archived)

Really?
I've never had that.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:43, archived)

i had it once and it was surprisingly nice
but the other time i had it it was just too eggy.
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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:48, archived)

It's good, so long as the yolk is runny,
and there is good cheese, capers, olives, artichokes, and stuff. Makes a change from the usual spicy meat and peppers combination.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:49, archived)

that's good enough for me
I'll give it a bash
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:49, archived)

It has the added bonus of being the sort of toppings that other people aren't keen on,
so you won't have to share.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:53, archived)

dog egg?

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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:44, archived)

Yes, I like to eat dog shit, SS.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:45, archived)

I have to confess that I actually ate a small amount once
it flicked up my front wheel on my push bike and landed in mouth.
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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:47, archived)

and still you swallowed

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:49, archived)

Well, that's just disgusting.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)

^clickin this

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:54, archived)

I bet
he's gutted.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:40, archived)

my self-respect
alt: meat
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:41, archived)

I'm going to a turkish place on friday
I'm going to eat ALL THE MEAT
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:44, archived)

not if i eat it first!

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 16:28, archived)

What day of the week are your bins collected. The majority winner will be elected Official B3ta Bin Day™. Agreed?

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:26, archived)

Tuesday (so a reminder Monday night would be appreciated).

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:26, archived)

I done a poll, but it's not working
How do I make it work?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:28, archived)

believe

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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:28, archived)

*PRAYS*

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:29, archived)

*bolieve

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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:06, archived)

Fuck
It won't let me authorise it at work
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:29, archived)

there's already a clear winner here

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:30, archived)

yes

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:30, archived)

It's not common sense, that much is clear

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:31, archived)

I'll be honest here, I'm not that interested in bins

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:32, archived)

no offence

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:32, archived)

Oh Tangled
No one's interested....we just need a bit of order here! We can't have people talking about bin days willy nilly.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:33, archived)

i dint even fucking remind anyone this sunday an all
storm in a fucking teacup
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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:28, archived)

soz I b& u
lol
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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:31, archived)

lol

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:32, archived)

Lol, pollspaz.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:33, archived)

IT'S NOT MY FAULT
*takes poll and goes home*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:35, archived)

Tuesday

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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:28, archived)

Every day.

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Zuowan, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:28, archived)

Who are you, the fucking queen or something?

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:35, archived)

FUCKING TUESDAY

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:29, archived)

5.9.83.79/talk/7803993
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:29, archived)

wednesday

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:37, archived)

Pretty sure you meant to say Tuesday, friend

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:40, archived)

Tuesday looks like the favourite

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:52, archived)

I want to do my bins at Paul's.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:40, archived)

I wanked in his loft lol

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:41, archived)

poor manolith :(

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:47, archived)

He knew that it was possible when he invited me over
I apologise for nothing
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:52, archived)

If we all muck in, he could save a fortune on insulation.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:53, archived)

That's true
When that stuff dries, it's like cement.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:59, archived)

Sement more like, lololol.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:00, archived)

lolol

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:01, archived)

We have a right laugh here, don't we.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:08, archived)

haha, I'm having a wonderful time!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:10, archived)

This place is going from strength to strength.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:12, archived)

i mean, it was always pretty good
but it is better now
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:16, archived)

Thursday

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:47, archived)

It's sad about that missing girl isn't it
I must be softening in my old age.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:00, archived)

Have they not found all of her yet?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:10, archived)

'Parts' apparently
Which must be a pretty horrible thing to be told. Especially if you're holding onto the hope she might be found alive.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:11, archived)

Apparently the police are starting to get to the bottom of it all now
putting it together piece by piece.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:16, archived)

right, putting you on 2.0

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:17, archived)

grim.
Sounds like there's a good chance they've got the murderer at least.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:38, archived)

usually every monday but this week it's today for some reason
but usually monday, with every other monday being recycling. they don't take garden waste any more.
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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:05, archived)

Tuesday it is

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:07, archived)

no, monday

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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:16, archived)

people have a brown bin for garden wate round here
you have to pay for it though
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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:08, archived)

I think we have the option of getting one of those
I just eat it all
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:12, archived)

i planned to make a compost bin but never got round to it
at present i have an old black dustbin with a hole cut at the base filled with kiiiind of composted soil (but it's very acidic because someone thought it would be a good idea to chuck cat litter in there), and an old metal basket that i just shove the grass clippings in. when the garden warms up i'll make a nice big wooden bin. i quite fancy one of them mulchers too, there are a couple of trees that need trimming back every year.
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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:25, archived)

piss in it

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:26, archived)

i thought piss was acid too

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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:29, archived)

You need to piss in your compost
That's all I know
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:30, archived)

my mother in law's tongue appreciates a bit of piss from time to time

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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:33, archived)

are you drunk or summat?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:34, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sansevieria_trifasciata
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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:43, archived)

oh, you've been smoking it?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:16, archived)

why are you insinuating i'm intoxicated?
what have i done to upset you?
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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:21, archived)

oh wait, maybe it's very alkali because of the kittylitter
idklol it's no good either way
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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:31, archived)

www.care2.com/greenliving/pee-on-your-compost.html
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:34, archived)

Yeah I heard plants love salt.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:39, archived)

This is a really common thing
I'm surprised no one's heard of it. Everyone I know who has a compost heap does this.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:40, archived)

Just leave the poor girl alone, eh?
She's had enough bother with that Hexachordal bloke, doesn't need any more fuss from this place.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:43, archived)

I have one of those, do you live near me then?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:38, archived)

yeah

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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:51, archived)

ha, fancy that!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:58, archived)

Wednesday
alternate Wednesdays.

this is also the day that i do my recycling as well.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:10, archived)

A fortnightly pick up?
Fucking hell
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:11, archived)

hence the need to recycle.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:17, archived)

Christmas Day

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:12, archived)

So you get presents and a year's worth of shit taken away, all on the same day?
You see, this is why Frank loves Christmas so much. It's a magical time of year.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:13, archived)

Maybe Boxing Day would be better

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:14, archived)

I love boxing day
BOXING DAY!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:19, archived)

HAPPY BOXING DAY! DONT FORGET 2 PUT UR BINZ OUT

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:26, archived)

cheers

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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:54, archived)

I once forgot to put the bins out and we had maggots and rats and hedgehogs all in them, it was DISGUSTING

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:59, archived)

+ oh my!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:16, archived)

Friday

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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:58, archived)

nah, I'm not having that, sorry

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:15, archived)

good afternoon, lovely b3ta people

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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:03, archived)

what about the rest of us?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:04, archived)

bit rude m8

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:06, archived)

here, play this
www.kongregate.com/games/GlaielGamer/fracuum
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:51, archived)

i.imgur.com/00ZUQzl.jpg
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:51, archived)

wow, you need a better camera
this one makes everything look pixelated and shitty. is it low poly? is it for a game?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:01, archived)

cheap fridge innit

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:04, archived)

no smeg?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:40, archived)

maybe a bit

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:18, archived)

That's infuriating!
good find
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:04, archived)

That's a PROPER COMPUTER GAME, NICE ONE
i hit shiftlock by mistake, soz.
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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:02, archived)

oh, that's me, hi!

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:06, archived)

have you been officially designated as lovely by our resident expert stuj?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:30, archived)

i've decided that i'm probably quite nice really, and i trust my opinion

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:37, archived)

sorry mate, I think he was talking to me

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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:32, archived)

i think he meant both of us, but if you're that arrogant maybe it was just me after all

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:38, archived)

sorry, it's these drugs i've been taking...

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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:46, archived)

oh fair enough m8, you can't help those side effects

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:48, archived)

yo yo yo.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:09, archived)

the jurys out

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:17, archived)

hope they find you guilty you nonce

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:21, archived)

they will.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:24, archived)

It's almost certain
Everyone knows, I was never going to get a fair trial
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:32, archived)

if you're not guilty of this offence there are probably others you've got away with

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:44, archived)

hi!

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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:32, archived)

The sun has got his hat on!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:40, archived)

No foood thread today? Strange

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:46, archived)

I had to remember to put my bins out all by myself last night.
Fat fucking load of good you are.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:47, archived)

I had to do it this morning too
And it was recycle day. Fucking ball ache.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:01, archived)

i have to haul my binbags down to a big wheely bin like a sucker
i really regret buying the flat now. when i was homeless i could just chuck my rubbish everywhere
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:13, archived)

You still can!
And what's even better is there's no one to shout at you for it!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:13, archived)

In the last flat we lived in
We had to take the bins down four flights of stairs, round the back of the building and put them in a lockup cage type thing. It wasn't lit either, so at night it was horrible. Pitch black and it stank. I imagined myself coming to a Blair Witch style end.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:15, archived)

place the bins under your window
that way you could just drop them out of the window and straight into the bin
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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:14, archived)

^nailed it

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:16, archived)

so it turns out that you lot are actually well into bins and if only brb tried to engage you in bin chat on the correct day fewer people would hate him?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:19, archived)

well obviously
You mean he doesn't realise that? He's been told over and over again that he never gets the days right, yet still he persists.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:20, archived)

#binchat #recycle #binday

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:20, archived)

#tuesdaybinclub

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:22, archived)

Right, we need to do a poll
What day of the week are your bins collected. The majority winner will be elected Official B3ta Bin Day™. Agreed?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:25, archived)

#binning

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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:25, archived)

HI 5!

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:34, archived)

there's no fool like an old fool

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:21, archived)

true enough

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:22, archived)

Or even wear it, if it's a cold night.

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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:25, archived)

manolith, yesterday
images.wikia.com/labyrinth/images/d/d1/Junk.jpg
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:35, archived)

mid-morning?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:33, archived)

time for a cup of tea and a biscuit

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:33, archived)

Just had a cuppa and I don't have any biscuits
Also I'm expecting a german to call me in the next 20 minutes, so that'll be nice. You alright Tangy?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:36, archived)

Don't mention the war!
hahahaha lol, yeah, but don't just in case
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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:37, archived)

I mentioned it once but I think I zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:38, archived)

edit: returned to Two Hats
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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:40, archived)

oh that's nice, you made a pretty picture with two of hattie's Zs

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:52, archived)

Yeah, I'm going to need those back

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:10, archived)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:16, archived)

TOO MANY

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:26, archived)

zzzzzszzzzzzzzzzzzz

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:31, archived)

I think I need another amp, Manolith

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:48, archived)

here
have one on me
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:50, archived)

cheers

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)

The paper reveals that chicken sexers can earn nearly £40,000 a year, but despite this relatively handsome reward there is a national shortage of them.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:00, archived)

i guess no-one wants to put 'chicken sexer' on their cv

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:03, archived)

clearly

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:06, archived)

here
have another one on me
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:54, archived)

thanks

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:56, archived)

I was thinking
this

And if I order it now, it'll be here in time for my birthday!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:57, archived)

do it

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:02, archived)

As I always say
It's better to ask for forgiveness than to beg for permission
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:06, archived)

here
have a third one, why not. it's nearly your birthday
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:02, archived)

christ

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:05, archived)

i made that for you
can you print it and stick it on the fridge please
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:13, archived)

yep

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:42, archived)

I eated the biscuits before the tea arrived
I'm not expecting to talk to any Germans today, but I haven't ruled it out
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:51, archived)

Few of us expect to speak to germans
but sometimes we just get lucky
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:53, archived)

you know what? that's exactly what it's time for

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:52, archived)

Could do with a coffee, anybody want one?

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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:37, archived)

Fris-Boy
Alright?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:38, archived)

Yeah I'm alreet, you?

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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:22, archived)

yer

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:35, archived)

alright.
Are you an Olympic star yet?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:54, archived)

Getting sponsorship deals in and I'm getting my eligibility letter for the FANS scheme
Going to see if I can blag a free/discounted gym membership
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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:23, archived)

So: 'No, not yet'

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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:25, archived)

but you are getting closer.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:40, archived)

alan a'dale, alan a'dale, alan a'dale it's alan a'dale

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brb bio in pussy, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:02, archived)

I'm havinga coffee and listening to generic pop music
against my will I should add
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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:39, archived)

No one should be forced to listen to anything
What is this, Nazi germany or summat?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:40, archived)

some workmen in the office opposite
it's stopped now. Someone must have had a word in their shell like.
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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:41, archived)

you're obsessed with germans today

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:53, archived)

Well last week I spoke to a nice german and a mean german, in that order
So this one will be the decider. If he's mean, I'm declaring war. If he's nice....what's the opposite of war?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:54, archived)

my sister is fluent in german
this fact is included in the book 1001 facts about tangledupinblue poster, even though it isn't strictly a fact about me
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:57, archived)

Can I get that on Kindle?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:10, archived)

it's mostly published on public toilet walls across the uk

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:13, archived)

oh good
I don't own a kindle
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:14, archived)

but you DO own a bindle

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:32, archived)

and a spindle

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:39, archived)

disgusting

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:48, archived)

Where's Frank?
I want to invite him to my birthday party
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:44, archived)

I've bought you two tickets to see Mike and the Mechanics
obvs one ticket me the other for you
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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:46, archived)

Oh sweet! Thanks m8!
I hope they don't play Living Years, that one makes me cry lol
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:47, archived)

I shouldn't really say this,
but as part of the surprise Mike was going to lead you on to the stage and sing it directly at you.
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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:50, archived)

office lol
well done
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:50, archived)

bit presumptuous

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:44, archived)

Well when ou PRESUME, you make a PRE out of SUME
Yeah?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:46, archived)

ou

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:46, archived)

ici

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:51, archived)



                                 ou
           _ou
            ou             ou                    ou
              ou

             ou                        ou

                   ou

                    ou                                  ^ou

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:55, archived)

bleurgh they're in my hair they're in my hair!!!!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:56, archived)

i didn't think ou had hair

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:56, archived)

It's not so much hair
It's more seedlings
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:11, archived)

revolting

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:17, archived)

sure is, jabroni
what're you doing to celebrate your birthday?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:51, archived)

making someone humble probably
Going out to dinner on Friday. Not much really. For a change I might drink some beer and play video games.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:52, archived)

what are you like?!

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:31, archived)

I know, I'm mad!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:51, archived)

you know I don't understand half the words you kids are using nowadays, I'm forever having to look them up
and not in a real dictionary either, some prick thing called 'urban dictionary'
what is that all about?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:54, archived)

GET WITH THE TIMES GRANDAD
*sucks a werthers*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:54, archived)

if I understand anything at all about youth slang, and I think I do, it's that if something is good you use a negative word to express this
you big poohead
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:58, archived)

Correct
I'm shit at everything. And a total cunt.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:10, archived)

wanker

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:12, archived)

x x x

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:14, archived)

well this clearly belongs on the popular page

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:39, archived)

agreed

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:40, archived)

sorry, i'll stick to bint and minge

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:33, archived)

you really should

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:41, archived)

I had a coffee,
Does that count?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:03, archived)

of course it does hun

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:11, archived)

gonna have another then.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:21, archived)

Nice
I want a drink and a wee, but the german still hasn't called.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:27, archived)

Drink your own wee.
Two birds, one stone, and just the thing to impress a German, too.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:30, archived)

i'm trying to feign concern here
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:34, archived)

maybe it was a personal issue.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:41, archived)

i'm just worried about him
why is he shunning me?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:44, archived)

It's ok
He was nice. I'm going for a wee now.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:35, archived)

peace (and pees) for our time!

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:04, archived)

cheezburger.com/8452204288/funny-web-comics-perhaps-this-is-the-solution-to-prevent-homophobic-violence
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:05, archived)

this site you use is truly horrible
can't you just link to the individual image?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:01, archived)

morning

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:10, archived)

I watched that video of that cop shooting that guy

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:17, archived)

nasty

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:41, archived)

up yours, dickface

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:18, archived)

fuck a goat

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:41, archived)

Good morning

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:21, archived)

alright, hats
did you poop yourself playing alien isolation?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:42, archived)

Not yet
It's pretty good though
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:42, archived)

not my cup o' tea

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:44, archived)

you ever play any of the assassin's creed games?
we're playing the pirate one
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:50, archived)

I thought the pirate one was very good.
First one was excellent too. Other 2 were a bit odd.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:56, archived)

i'm not mad keen on the series in general, but the girlfriend likes them
this one does seem better than some of the others, and it looks very pretty on ps4
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:51, archived)

the first was brilliant just because it was new and interesting.
The others didn't really add much until the pirate one. The sea battles are great fun.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:06, archived)

I played one of them right through (brotherhood maybe?)
and that was alright. Then I started the next one and realised it was just the same but with some minor changes. Bit linear.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:58, archived)

And I'm 38 tomorrow
So I guess that makes today Hatmas Eve. HATMAS!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:01, archived)

morning, manolith
Mel Brooks is on the radio, which is nice.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:25, archived)

tell him to get off, he'll break it!
nyuk nyuk
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:42, archived)

ho ho!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:07, archived)

you mentioned being off sick, yesterday
what was wrong with you?
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:51, archived)

piss on you

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:25, archived)

no thanks

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:42, archived)

good call, asparagus last night

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:44, archived)

it's not even April yet, you disgusting immigrant

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:47, archived)

soz, didn't realise it was closed season for doing a big asparagus wee on manolith

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:48, archived)

i have to maintain strict business hours

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:51, archived)

I was gonna ask a question to do with what I posted above, but I accidentally pressed enter so yeah.
Did anyone else see it? They're saying he was reaching for an officers gun, but if they'd tased him I doubt he knew what he was doing. I've been tased, couldn't walk or speak for about 10 minutes after.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:28, archived)

merkin police in "heavyhanded morons" non-shocker
www.kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/WebM/police.webm
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:35, archived)

I don't know what The Pig is on about, but I'm going to have to agree with Synchro, here.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:39, archived)

she was lucky they didn't shoot her in the face

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:42, archived)

was there supposed to be sound?
There was no sound.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:56, archived)

no

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:57, archived)

I prefer when videos have sound.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:58, archived)

yeah well, I encoded the webm wrong soz m8 lol

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:01, archived)

twar

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:13, archived)

remember them from beavis and burrhead

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:29, archived)

what is it tgood for? absolutely tnothing

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:47, archived)

he should be twarred and feathered

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:52, archived)

why were you tasered?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:40, archived)

Ginger innit

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:42, archived)

I bet his face went all pink

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:44, archived)

i bet he dun a wee

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:45, archived)

mistaken for IRA

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:56, archived)

I was drunk and violent.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:53, archived)

oh man, I am sensing a potential future qftw answer here

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:55, archived)

I don't know why I'd want to share intimate details if a pretty depressing and horrific,
Not to say regretful and shameful experience of my life with strangers on the Internet in the hope of some sort of recognition.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:58, archived)

dunno, if you ended up asleep with your willy in a lady's front bottom you could well become a b3ta legend

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:00, archived)

Just say that you were defending the honour of thine fair maiden
say it like that as well. They'll lap it up.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:14, archived)

bit harsh though

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:57, archived)

I dunno, the details don't paint me in any other light than "cunt"

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:59, archived)

oh I'm not suggesting you weren't a cunt, I just don't believe in sticking 1200 volts through people

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:06, archived)

fair enough, glad you're on my side.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:14, archived)

get away from me or I'll call the police

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:15, archived)

you could always go the 'semi-lethal injection' route

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:17, archived)

It was 40,000 volts, when Van Damme was threatened with one in Timecop.
Clearly, this is another sign of the police going soft on crime.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:24, archived)

They produce up to 50,000 volts, but that is not what goes through the victim

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:27, archived)

oh, so we're victims now.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:28, archived)

victims of a system that doesn't care

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:29, archived)

If the system cared, it'd ensure that deserving citizens for the full benefit of their tasering.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:49, archived)

Volts don't go through anything, Amps do
just saying
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:54, archived)

yeah, but you can't prove it, can you?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:59, archived)

I could pass a few Amps through you, that would provide sufficient evidence to convince you

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:01, archived)

go on then
I bet it doesn't
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:10, archived)

yes, understanding electricity has never been one of my strong points

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:03, archived)

knickers

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:07, archived)

if you're not going to tell us details then in the spirit of investigative journalism I'll just make some up

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:53, archived)

ok.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:04, archived)

morning

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:29, archived)

alright sweetheart

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:44, archived)

nice to see you leading from the front this morning, I feel sure it is going to be a good day on here as a result

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:45, archived)

sometimes you've just got to take charge

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:49, archived)

power is the ultimate aphrodisiac

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:56, archived)

but it also comes with responsibility and can corrupt absolutely

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:49, archived)

hiya

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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:36, archived)

what up, tho

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:44, archived)

all I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is see your eyes

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:55, archived)

I normally need to do a big wee before any of that nonsense

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:57, archived)

I get up in the night to wee so as not to get in tge way of eye gazing.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:00, archived)

you old romantic you

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:01, archived)

If you got up to do it your relationships might last longer
either that or you'd attract someone into 'different' things
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:05, archived)

do you want me to send you a picture?

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:05, archived)

little bit creepy, stapling a man's face to the other pillow

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:07, archived)

even just a picture of it would be pretty bad

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:07, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy_v_MtPx0A
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:07, archived)

that one has sound.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:32, archived)

knickers

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:39, archived)

Innit tho

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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:12, archived)

we've had it checked and can confirm that it is

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manolith hooray for me, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:23, archived)

Nice work

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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:51, archived)

Hi sorry I'm late

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Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:37, archived)

mine was shit

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:42, archived)

How were your cheesy pasta bakes?
Mine was delicious.
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brb bio in pussy, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:34, archived)

bored of that now, who wants to ask me a question about Momo?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:58, archived)

does he like toast?

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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:04, archived)

no word of a lie, he loves toast
and weetabix and grapes and plums and millet and apples and cornflakes and boiled egg white
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:05, archived)

and cheesy pasta bake?

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vladimir, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:06, archived)

yeah, actually no

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:19, archived)

does he talk?

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:08, archived)

he sang like a canary, he told them all about the warehouse and the shipment and what elbows mgraw had arranged with big phil, he told them where we were stashing the goods
and who was going to be down at the wharf on the night in question, momo you are in big trouble when the boss finds out about this
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vladimir, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:11, archived)

not teaching your parrot to lie is just lazy, babies learn it from an early age, just after beginning to talk and parrots are meant to be more intelligent

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:14, archived)

I told him that, we all told him that, but he didn't listen, and now look at the situation we are in, the balloon's going up on this one and we are going to have to clear out, we'll be lucky if we get to keep all our fingers when the boss hears about this

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vladimir, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:17, archived)

no, he's shit at talking
he tries to say "who's a pretty bird" but it just sound like chirp squawk squeak, he's a bit rubbish really
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:19, archived)

www.kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/momo3.mp3
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:21, archived)

Ha, he's trying ain't he.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:28, archived)

if by trying you mean failing then yes, yes he is

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:29, archived)

yes that is what I meant

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:30, archived)

I had a budgie when I was a kid, Momo is orders of magnitude more intelligent
but still hopelessly dim
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:37, archived)

these chaps are a lot cleverer and miles more entertaining than I imagined. I'd have liked a parrot but they live for ages don't they.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:40, archived)

40 years apparently
more than I'm expecting
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:50, archived)

^ Adam faith interest

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mongychops, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:40, archived)

^Adam Ant interest

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:43, archived)

Him the Almighty Power
Hurld headlong flaming from th' Ethereal Skie
With hideous ruine and combustion down
To bottomless perdition, there to dwell
In Adamantine Chains and penal Fire,
Who durst defie th' Omnipotent to Arms.
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vladimir, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:00, archived)

what a load of old shit

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:06, archived)

There's none so blind

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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:11, archived)

bit insensitive given my recent medical predicament

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:13, archived)

No, please don't misunderstand
it was Milton to whom I referred, not your unfortunate bed soiling.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:21, archived)

alright CharlesDexterWard

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vladimir, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:25, archived)

Nicely, thank you Vlad

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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:27, archived)

for now the thought
Both of lost happiness and lasting pain
Torments him; round he throws his baleful eyes
That witness'd huge affliction and dismay
Mixt with obdurate pride and stedfast hate:
At once as far as Angels kenn he views
The dismal Situation waste and wilde,
A Dungeon horrible, on all sides round
As one great Furnace flam'd, yet from those flames
No light, but rather darkness visible
Serv'd onely to discover sights of woe,
Regions of sorrow, doleful shades, where peace
And rest can never dwell, hope never comes
That comes to all; but torture without end
Besets him, falls upon him like a hawk,
Thus pass his deathless days on b3ta talk
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vladimir, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:40, archived)

Mine's a 1791 edition
oldest book I've got.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 21:20, archived)

if I lay hands on it I swear I will do a big shit down every page

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 21:22, archived)

I was having laser eye surgery, do try to keep up there's a good chap

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 21:22, archived)

But you told us you had a big shit on the operating table
and had to apologise.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:03, archived)

here's the slightly half awake thread
b3ta.com/talk/7802266
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:09, archived)

Yeah, I remember
but there was a later one with the apology bit in it. Shit, who cares?
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:14, archived)

I had to see him again on saturday when my eyes went a bit blurry
he confirmed my unconscious plop suspicions and I felt I should apologise

ophthamologists probably aren't accustomed to that kind of thing
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:17, archived)

I don't know
have you seen how much they earn?
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:24, archived)

I'd guess it's double minimum wage at least

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:29, archived)

Plus dirt money

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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:36, archived)

we have a couple of budgies, one learnt a couple of whistles and the other one learnt the same tunes from him. pair off wankers.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:23, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xd4kniHJqw
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:24, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB52iP2a_MY
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:28, archived)

The interior and upholstery in my present (and previous) car is made by Momo
I'd always assumed it was finest Italian leather. I didn't realise it was made from parrots.
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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:08, archived)

soz, didn't realise you had a mid life crisis car
i.imgur.com/gXqeyug.jpg
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:10, archived)

My mid-life was a long time ago

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CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:12, archived)

What's for dinner?

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brb bio in pussy, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:37, archived)

cheesy pasta bake

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vladimir, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:38, archived)

THAT
is a very good idea indeed.
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brb bio in pussy, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:39, archived)

it's the best kind of meal, I don't really understand why some people have such a problem with it

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vladimir, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:45, archived)

probably the sort of people who obsess over watches and humbuckers and don't even know when their bins should go out.

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brb bio in pussy, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:50, archived)

*makes a spitting noise*

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vladimir, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:54, archived)

I went to the pub
Gammon and chips followed by sticky toffee pudding and custard
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:42, archived)

^fat

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brb bio in pussy, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:48, archived)

^ stuck in the pub doorway still, fire brigade on way

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vladimir, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:49, archived)

prolly tuna with green veg

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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:47, archived)

how about some cheese and some pasta in there

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vladimir, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:48, archived)

why wouldn't you want to add the kind of thing that'll turn it into a meal to remember

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vladimir, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:49, archived)

I might have it tomorrow

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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:50, archived)

at least you'll have a reason to look forward to tomorrow if you do that, well done

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vladimir, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:53, archived)

^probably not fat

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brb bio in pussy, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:49, archived)

why did i allow myself to be talked into going to nandos
overpriced, rubbery pitiful poultry
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:55, archived)

that place is for people who are afraid of food

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vladimir, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:56, archived)

It was arse
Really so so shit
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:16, archived)

probably worth reiterating at this point that spanishfly is a paedophile

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:09, archived)

me and him had a falling out, I think it's best I stop talking to him.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:12, archived)

well yeah
and he's a paedophile
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:16, archived)

Anything good on the telly tonight then?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:25, archived)

i think it was worth reminding all the new posters, well done you.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:27, archived)

But there haven't been any new posters FOR YEARS!!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:28, archived)

haha, new posters, yeah right

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:30, archived)

juicer time then

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:49, archived)

Not tonight but cheers

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:03, archived)

so yeah

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:08, archived)

whats your favourite joke

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:08, archived)

that one about the scotchman and the darkie

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:20, archived)

cold in the pub, bit of sun and the heatings off

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mongychops, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:11, archived)

maybe you'd be happier in a gay bar

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:21, archived)

thought this was, blokes dressed up like builders and the odd Indian, like ymca

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mongychops, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:23, archived)

fucking hipster pricks

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:26, archived)

dressing in drag 'ironically'

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:27, archived)

pancakes are shit

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:31, archived)

I like those ones you put duck in

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mongychops, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:49, archived)

no you don't

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:51, archived)

foood

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vladimir, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:28, archived)

yeah?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:40, archived)

told you I was going to start a thread

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:42, archived)

I don't know how you can all be carrying om with all these 'alright' and 'vending' threads when Rob is moving UsVsTh3m to the Daily Mirror!
Alt: alright
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:11, archived)

oh shut up will you

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:11, archived)

Didn't it always have something to do with the Mirror?
I don't know too much about it like.

Alright
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:12, archived)

Fuck off, nonce.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:11, archived)

deffo clickin dis
did you see him have a meltdown on Saturday?
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:18, archived)

he seems upset a lot maybe its because you keep calling him a nonce
maybe stop doing that and hell be happier
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:19, archived)

haha, yeah right, I'll just be doing that shall I, changing what I do because it upsets someone
haha
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:23, archived)

but him getting upset upsets you!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:29, archived)

maybe I enjoy being upset
maybe he does too
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:30, archived)

i feel bullied and unloved.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:45, archived)

thats no way to live

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:47, archived)

enjoying things?

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:49, archived)

if you have to resort to enjoying being upset then something has gone wrong for you

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:57, archived)

^upset

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:57, archived)

youd like that wouldnt you

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:58, archived)

get it?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:58, archived)

not as much as you'd like this
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/52185/1203870438/killerkitti.jpg
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:04, archived)

such art!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:08, archived)

ॐ
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:14, archived)

kind of looks like a bum squeezing out a long turd while somebody has a really close look

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:16, archived)

sounds like you're the one having a really close look

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:18, archived)

i did, i increased my browser zoom to 200%

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:20, archived)

how vile

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:24, archived)

चियर्स
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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:19, archived)

Well that's easy for you to say.
/ac
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:20, archived)

干杯
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:21, archived)

هتاف
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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:23, archived)

乾杯
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:23, archived)

төлөө
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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:27, archived)

( o Y o )

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:42, archived)

Kind of looks like some LSD I necked
in the 90s
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:34, archived)

purple oms were great fun

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:35, archived)

ok

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:18, archived)

k m
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:42, archived)

lol

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:49, archived)

dunno what any of that means soz

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:19, archived)

sweet as a nut

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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:20, archived)

Gouranga, AB!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:20, archived)

a fo' real monk asked me about that once
asked if i'd ever seen it anywhere. i said yes before realising that the place i'd seen it was when you run over a line of krishnas in gta
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:46, archived)

it's the intelligent tabloid, don't you know.
ordnung
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brb bio in pussy, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:48, archived)

Daily SHEERRAH LAW, If they get their way, faaakin muzlamic rayguns ... Hold up, do I need Satire Tags these days?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:57, archived)

hey everyone its Gonz
alright Gonz
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:05, archived)

wanker

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:02, archived)

how was your day, Francis?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:08, archived)

there wasn't enough toast in it

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:16, archived)

pity
maybe you could make up the shortfall tomorrow?
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:19, archived)

or right now!

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:24, archived)

Haha, you can't have loads of toast right before dinner you maniac!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:24, archived)

don't tell me what I can and can't do you fucking turd

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:28, archived)

woah, alright

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:29, archived)

alright MGT
/ac
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:40, archived)

Holy shit, it's only british pie week!
www.britishpieweek.co.uk/
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:25, archived)

I knew that because it's on the fb page for my favourite pie shop
www.facebook.com/LordofthePiesGB?fref=ts
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:27, archived)

Not clicking that, might not be a picture of Taylor Swift with a big cock
/ac
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:30, archived)

it's a picture of Taylor Swift with her cock stuck balls deep in a meat and potato pie

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:32, archived)

probably a secret b3tan pie b4sh going on for the tubby fucks

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mongychops, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:33, archived)

^upset

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:37, archived)

lol

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:37, archived)

so

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:37, archived)

yeah

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:37, archived)

^trips

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:37, archived)

Im not northern so I don't consider pies a delicacy, soz

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mongychops, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:38, archived)

yeh right, you're all about the frogs' legs and snails

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:41, archived)

all whelks and jellied eels innit cockle

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mongychops, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:43, archived)

hey you know what, I'm not sure this toothbrush is working properly after all
/ac
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:49, archived)

i lol when northerners get upset about a pie where the pastry is only on the top
stupid pricks
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:57, archived)

how much pastry do they need

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mongychops, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:09, archived)

it's a Jewish conspiracy

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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:39, archived)

haha, like the "holocaust"

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:53, archived)

had to delete that, can't have BRB and Spanishfly as the only replies. makes me look like I'm one of them.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:39, archived)

I just got back and realised I forgot to buy a new shaver plug but it's ok because I left the toothbrush on charge while I went out and it's working fine now, I think we're going to be ok here
/ac
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:43, archived)

oh just fuck off.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:52, archived)

well I think the toothbrush itself is ok but it's not making contact with the pins in the plug
/ac
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:53, archived)

I've decided that the only possible way to deal with this is just to give up, and go home.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:58, archived)

don't go, I was going to start a new thread

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:04, archived)

eveninh

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:35, archived)

yer

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mongychops, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:41, archived)

oh look, here he is, the big i am

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:52, archived)

sup

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:25, archived)

u ok hun?

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:27, archived)

yeh course

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:28, archived)

hiya

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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:07, archived)

hello SSG

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:15, archived)

what's for lunch?

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brb bio in pussy, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:07, archived)

Disappointment and lies on toast.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:09, archived)

are we eating at the same place?
I really should read what other people post.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:27, archived)

Mind your own business

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:17, archived)

Special brew and an apple

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:19, archived)

a big hot steaming plate of disappointment

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:22, archived)

hello, can we have our weekly apology please?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:29, archived)

I will think about it.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:30, archived)

i'm afraid i'm going to have to insist

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:38, archived)

all in good time

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:43, archived)

you've got 20 minutes

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:58, archived)

starting now?
and if the 20 minutes elapses and there is no apology?
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:02, archived)

I've already submitted a gaz request that you be banned, I'm sure I'm not the only one

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:03, archived)

Oh no how could I ever make it up to you all?
I suppose some words on a screen saying how very sorry I am would help/

I AM VERY VERY SORRY FOR EVERYTHING PLEASE FORGIVE ME
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:08, archived)

I don't want you to change your behaviour, I find comfort in your middle of the night spaz out shit posting.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:15, archived)

cheers

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:55, archived)

pretty weak, man
i think you can do better than that
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:16, archived)

I tried.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:55, archived)

is that a side effect of the medication you take?

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:31, archived)

nah, I am just a cunt

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:41, archived)

UR MUM

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:29, archived)

am not

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brb bio in pussy, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:40, archived)

So, I was off sick for the end of last week.
What exciting /talk activity have I missed out on? Or was it all so much toast chat?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:46, archived)

I had a shit while unconscious in an operating theatre

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:47, archived)

^conjecture

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:48, archived)

no, I saw the surgeon on saturday morning and had to apologise

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:08, archived)

Frankly, I'd expect nothing less from you.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:49, archived)

ly
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:00, archived)

so I got the Roland hex pickup working in that Strat
now it sounds like this
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:38, archived)

nice one, sounds good that

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:39, archived)

couldn't be arsed wiring in the ordinary pickups, it's hex pickup only for now, might order a set of Dimarzios, dunno

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:41, archived)

Get more creamery's
You know it makes sense
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:42, archived)

I like to vary it a bit, got loads of Seymour Duncans and Fenders, heard a demo of a DiMarzio set I really liked, dunno, might have some more toast and think it over

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:43, archived)

My friend bought me a tc spark booster for my birthday
It's well loud.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:44, archived)

I never understood why people buy clean boosters
I've got a footswitchable pot between the preamp and power amp, hit the switch and it takes the pot out of circuit

so you set your normal level with the pot knocking the level down then when you need a boost you switch the pot out, total cost £5 and it doesn't need batteries
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:46, archived)

yeah, but I put it in front of my lovepedal eternity fuse
and it sounds like the world's coming to an end
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:48, archived)

yeah, but I put it in front of my lovepedal eternity fuse
and it sounds like the world's coming to an end
yeah, stopped caring 20 minutes ago, soz
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:48, archived)

these are what I mean, these sound spunky good
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwubC7G0NZM
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:50, archived)

They are cool
See also dimarzio injector. Suhr make some pretty mean single coils too, but the name escapes me.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:53, archived)

knickers

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:56, archived)

yeah, that's it

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:07, archived)

~~nice one, sounds good that~~ yeah, I don't care soz
(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:41, archived)

wait, what's your problem with toast chat? many people only come here for my toast threads probably

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:09, archived)

Maybe you could mix it up a bit,
by restricting your breakfast updates for when you don't have toast?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:38, archived)

haha, "not having toast", like that's even a thing

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:48, archived)

Dunno I've just got up
might have some toast
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:14, archived)

alright cunty, you missed the toast thread

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:38, archived)

alright synchro
s'alright, couldn't be arsed using the toaster, I'm having coffee instead
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:55, archived)

I've had LOADS of coffee and toast and Marmite and bacon and eggs and mushrooms and tomatoes, that's what I've had, that's how I do breakfast

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:05, archived)

I was like well jel til I got to the bit about mushrooms and now I'm like eeew

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broadsword w⚓, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:17, archived)

if it's any consolation, the big zit on the back of my neck has burst and it feels LOADS better now

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:18, archived)

on.aol.com/video/the-moment-man-finally-squeezes-20-year-old-spot-518510636
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broadsword w⚓, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:28, archived)

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:31, archived)

i.imgur.com/MHuW96t.gif
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:15, archived)

*cums*

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brb bio in pussy, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:02, archived)

dunno, soz

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brb bio in pussy, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:23, archived)

just read it all you lazy shit
there's not that much of it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:26, archived)

quite a lot of it is spanishfly arguing with the other two autisms though
nobody should have to read that crap
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brb bio in pussy, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:28, archived)

it's not his fault, he takes some medication that causes him to act like a coked up moron every saturday night

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:33, archived)

have i missed the apology thread yet?

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:35, archived)

being a prick means never having to say you're sorry

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:36, archived)

You're not the boss of me.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:36, archived)

DVDfever is back. More /links activity really but can't think of anything of interest that's happened here since prickbot got banned
b3ta.com/links/1280736
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:35, archived)

I have no idea who he is
but he gets a lot of flak
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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:37, archived)

He has problems
He posts under two different names and one abuses the other. It's all very strange.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:40, archived)

?

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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:45, archived)

He's dvdfever and jeffrey44
His video about his BITCH EXGIRLFRIEND BITCH is very entertaining. He seems to have absoutely no self awareness, even for /links.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:47, archived)

the admittedly meagre info i get from my mod tools would suggest they're not the same person, controversially

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:55, archived)

hmm
I won't ask how you know, I shall just trust your judgement.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:59, archived)

tapped a dog on the bot bot to get that info
you should appreciate it more
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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:07, archived)

oh, I do

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:07, archived)

Thing is, if they're not the same person
that's even weirder. That means this guy follows him around just to comment and annoy him.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:08, archived)

probably a spurned lover

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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:12, archived)

am I the same person as any other posters?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:00, archived)

possibly

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vladimir, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:06, archived)

I once read that we're all baldmonkey

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:09, archived)

well you have the same signup ip as 2 other accounts but one of them is just your second account

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:11, archived)

and the other one?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:14, archived)

who is the mod of mods though?
is it HappyToast?
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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:14, archived)

Believe it or not, it's Frank

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:15, archived)

cool

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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:17, archived)

well no, because if I was a mod then I'd give me my old account back

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:23, archived)

sounds like something a secret mod would say

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:26, archived)

for the lord mod omnipotent reigneth

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:17, archived)

maybe, i dunno
i never speak to anyone about anything mod related apart from cr3
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:30, archived)

unless we have full disclosure of these mod diplomatic cables i'm afraid any belief in this statement is mere conjecture and i'm not willing to officially (or unofficially) endorse that

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:36, archived)

I've submitted an FOI request for greater transparancy in how this site is moderated

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:40, archived)

manolith is clearly holding personal information on us, yet he is a dark, secretive and shadowy person. it's time we knew the truth.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:42, archived)

I'm more concerned to know if my boss (and it can only really be my boss) still has an active account on here or not

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:49, archived)

yeah, it's me
you're fired
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:53, archived)

you can't fire me, I quit!

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:56, archived)

you can't quit.
i quit!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:00, archived)

I've had a look but can't find any similar names to the directors of the business you work for.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:56, archived)

i found your african brother though
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=54872
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:02, archived)

I miss blacktangled
great poster, had lots to contribute, gone too soon :(
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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:07, archived)

woah blacktangled, bam-a-lam

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:09, archived)

~~got banned~~ mutated into frank
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:40, archived)

I found a grey pubic hair on my desk

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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:38, archived)

is it yours?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:44, archived)

I'll check now

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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:45, archived)

no it's not mine

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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:46, archived)

i presume you counted them to make sure?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:47, archived)

I merely went by colour

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$$ ✅, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:57, archived)

it's not inconceivable that you could have one grey one
that's how it starts, you know. ask one of /talks resident methuselahs, two hats or tangles
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:10, archived)

^spiteful

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:27, archived)

~~spite~~ youth
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:31, archived)

oh god!

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:48, archived)

we had 'monster munch appreciation day'
i can't believe you missed it!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:39, archived)

The Order 1886 is fucking wank
Actually, I might tweet this
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:40, archived)

i could have told you this before you bought it
consult me on these things, man! it's literally all i'm good for
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:51, archived)

It came with the machine, I didn't have any choice
I'm going to get my alien fright on this evening though.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:54, archived)

I don't have any idea what this subthread's about but I know I want to be in it

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:04, archived)

video games
just video games
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:07, archived)

oh right, sorry, I'm not 12 years old so it's a bit lost on me

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:07, archived)

I'M 13 ACTUALLY

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:09, archived)

those games wouldn't be available to 12 year olds, man
that's just irresponsible
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:10, archived)

I know someone who bought their 9 year old daughter GTA V for christmas last year

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:12, archived)

IRRESPONSIBLE, I SAY

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:22, archived)

there were probably other bundles, is what i'm saying

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:20, archived)

not in this case
It was £270, and I'm now figuring out why.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:26, archived)

instore or online?

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:48, archived)

Instore

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:00, archived)

there's your problem, dummy!

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:15, archived)

I haven't been able to find one cheaper than that online
And all of the bundles have this fucking game with them.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:28, archived)

I think BRB just called me an autism

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:58, archived)

Is your spidey sense tingling?

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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:01, archived)

audible gasp!

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manolith hooray for me, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:15, archived)

I put it on ignore as soon as I noticed it had un ignored me, lulz

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mongychops, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:31, archived)

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