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Goad moaning.
Haha, like in the well-loved situational comedy, 'Hello Hello'.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Aug 2021, 10:45,
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damn covid-19
R.I.P. Sadaho Maeda aka Sonny Chiba
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 10:59,
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:(
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 15:52,
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I feel bad for Cher :(
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:39,
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haha, "alroght"!
I was just pissing and I heard a shit!
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 22 Aug 2021, 16:13,
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meh,
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Runcorn shitty limits, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 16:40,
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Some jokes get funnier with repetition
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:38,
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Hello 'Hello Hello'
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 20:35,
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Dribble. Dribble. Dribble.
:(
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 18:49,
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:(
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 8:02,
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I've said it before on here and I'll say it again:
I saw Arthur Bostrom on stage in London in a farce once, and he was a hundred times more painfully wooden than the boards upon which he trod. The talentless cunt.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 20:38,
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He's a life coach now.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 21:06,
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f
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Aug 2021, 8:02,
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weekend morning
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 21 Aug 2021, 9:08,
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Just had my biannual haircut.
Parents coming up to visit this afternoon, booked Sudeley castle but looks like it's gonna be a washout. Then taking them to look round the massively overpriced shithole house it seems we're somehow going to end up buying.
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 9:43,
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do you not have some sort of say in this whole affair?
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 9:54,
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No
For some reason the mother in law is deciding for me.
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 11:25,
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Don’t buy a house you don’t want, not even with someone else’s money.
Edit: or do, obviously.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Aug 2021, 1:08,
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bi
nu
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 21 Aug 2021, 10:41,
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meh,
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 11:46,
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meh,
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Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 13:33,
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That sounds like it should be fun, but isn't
Enjoy any part of it you can
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 12:47,
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Morning
Washing machine finally arrived. I am mildly happy.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 12:16,
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Well then I am mildly happy for you
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 18:48,
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Whoa there no need to go crazy
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 21:16,
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I seem to be getting bits of free mdma these days evey month or so. It reminded me of this one Add some, I'm lol up for it
youtu.be/7x9iDaGdGWY
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mongychops, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 21:27,
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It's cool I found this again, stealing papers and milk from London Bridge Station good times
youtu.be/hQYCGj2fltQ
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mongychops, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 21:41,
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We used to go nuts for this one
youtu.be/R0DxFc4i_GA
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 22:42,
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what a fucking tune
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 22:45,
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youtu.be/17G9RgMp_DA
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 22:47,
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youtu.be/PgQn0EXoMgw
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 22:50,
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Oh yeah
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 2:09,
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youtu.be/-VSjctLScAM
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 22:52,
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youtu.be/qCg1TemLnts
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 23:55,
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youtu.be/qFqtOU2sAj4
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 23:56,
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youtu.be/gHbu6SAF5Ck
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 23:57,
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Damnit a thread I could've got involved in
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9qp3P2SOZk
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 2:05,
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alright
new pokemon today lol
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Aug 2021, 12:48,
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I hope they're better than magikarp
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 12:50,
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SWEET!
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 12:55,
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I gave up
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mongychops, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 13:12,
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alright, Trent Reznor
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Aug 2021, 13:17,
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dunno who that is, soz
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mongychops, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 13:50,
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I'm going to stick it out until level 40, then see how ridiculous the tasks are for getting to level 50.
Might bail out if it becomes a pisstake.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Aug 2021, 13:55,
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meh,
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Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 13:29,
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meh,
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Aug 2021, 13:36,
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beethoven's 9th tonight
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 14:24,
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happy 9th birthday, beethoven!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 16:08,
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Pardon?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 16:31,
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Got some Horchata live resin, very nice but very rough on the throat and lungs. Makes me think there might be some nasty solvent residue in there.
www.leafly.com/strains/horchataThe resin is fairly trippy.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 17:08,
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I’m like a spoiled child in a candy store at the moment, hopefully the novelty will wear off soon.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 17:15,
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I'd never heard of the drink till that band vampire weekend done a song about it
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Nicki Minaj, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 17:26,
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The drink is great, very cooling.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 19:22,
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'This strain pairs well with evening activities but could also be used for stimulating conversation among friends.'
#b3ta
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 17:27,
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I read a review last week that talked at great length about the scent and flavor on the bud and on the inhale and on the exhale, and absolutely fuck all about the effects
There are lots of people over here trying to elevate the tone of the industry, talking about cannabis ‘appreciation’ in the same terms as fine wine.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 19:28,
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insufferable weed ponces
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Aug 2021, 20:18,
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you poked a man you say?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 17:23,
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morning
I'm having a second try at the sneaker exhibition at the Design Museum today. Hopefully tfl will actually let me get there this time.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:20,
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morning
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:23,
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morning
I've just told my letting agency that I intend to fire them as managers of my flat unless they can convince me not to. I had an 'urgent' plumbing fault reported on July 15th and they've only just completed the work - and this has involved shitloads of calls and emails on my part despite this being 'fully managed'. The only thing I need doing is tenancy renewal and I'm hoping I can find someone online to do this for me as a once a year service with a one off payment. I'm paying the cunts 10% of the rent for doing shit all - when they do the renewal they change extra for that anyway.
/blog
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:38,
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I tell you what, this comedy website is the fucking business!
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:47,
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never the same since spanky got bullied off the site :'(
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:20,
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Have you tried just sneaking in?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:24,
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They're wise to that for some reason.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:32,
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oh HO!
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:39,
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You should get the TRAINER! [train there]
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:31,
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this is 'lol out loud'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:41,
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Don't go mad on the SHOE first, though!!!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:42,
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He'll be fine as long as he doesn't stick his TONGUE out at them!!!!!
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:43,
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have you no SOUL (sole)???
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:44,
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No more shoe puns. EYELET [I'll let] you away with that one, but it's the last!!!!!!!
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:12,
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ARE YOU GUYS DOING SHOE PUNS?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 12:01,
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Shoe 'nuff
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 13:31,
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Rather than relying on public transport you could drive there in a vans
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:38,
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that's lacist
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:41,
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Morning
My kitchen has been ripped out, my living room is full of white goods and crockery, there's no room for anything and it's going to be like this for 2 weeks.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:50,
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could be worse, my godmother has had no roof on her house for over a month
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:58,
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Bloody hell
I have a roof, it's the flat upstairs
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:10,
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morning
if they have any to sell, does that make them sole traders?
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:57,
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:06,
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monger
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:10,
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fish+
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:13,
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I heard he knows about that sort of thing.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:54,
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I just took my first ever covid test. How exciting, 30 minutes to see if I've got the lurgy or just a cold
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mongychops, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:29,
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Good luck sweet prince #praying4mongy
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:40,
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I'd quite like the time off. Fella up the pub said lemon juice gives a positive result, but he's a fat palace prick
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mongychops, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:43,
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Negative, so I'm just ill then
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mongychops, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 9:59,
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Good news
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 10:01,
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You monster.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 10:10,
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Evening cockwombles
dinner plans?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 18:33,
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Anal
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Aug 2021, 18:56,
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Reciveing I assume?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 19:20,
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you've messed that one up son
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 19:20,
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My mistake
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 19:23,
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I ate her anally for dinner. She gave I received.
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mongychops, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 19:47,
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See, mongers gets it.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Aug 2021, 19:50,
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If only
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mongychops, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 20:14,
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Sharing Bumholes is caring
I learned that from seseme street, atleast I think it was seseme street. Might be thinking of something else.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 19:52,
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Tell that go gonz
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 3:36,
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Why, because he's a sesemite?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 7:58,
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I hope you're not being anti-sesemitic.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Aug 2021, 7:59,
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bit rude
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Aug 2021, 20:17,
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Maybe yours will catch on
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 23:26,
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afternoon, jizz guzzler's
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Aug 2021, 12:01,
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You're no Mcbeef, and you never will be.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Aug 2021, 12:59,
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but who amongst us is, eh?
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Aug 2021, 13:10,
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McBeef
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 13:36,
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He's probably still in holiday mode
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 13:41,
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He last posted a little over three hours ago.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Aug 2021, 13:48,
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exactly, holiday mode
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Aug 2021, 14:02,
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meh,
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Runcorn shitty limits, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 14:50,
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meh,
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Aug 2021, 14:51,
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Jizzguzzting.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 15:26,
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t l + as I type this
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 16:43,
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you say that like it's a bad thing
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sticklebrlcks 💅, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 17:18,
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hi
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Aug 2021, 17:44,
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Morning
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 8:16,
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morning G-man
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 8:27,
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Yo
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 8:45,
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Sup G
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 8:28,
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Word
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 8:45,
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pure
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 8:32,
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Sick
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 8:45,
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alright
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Aug 2021, 8:36,
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Not arf
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 8:45,
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very nice, but none in my size :'(
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Aug 2021, 10:54,
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Try to overcome your repressed feelings.
morning
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 9:30,
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Okay
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 9:34,
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Great stuff,
I'm sure
this fucking weirdo will be thrilled.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 9:37,
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what a knobcheese
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 9:41,
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I have gone from ambivalence to extreme dislike of B3ta's Resident Berk
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 9:50,
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he made a bit of a tit of himself with 'all gins taste the same', followed by more tittery with his anti-racism campaigning
Nice to see the tittery is alive and well on /links.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Aug 2021, 10:10,
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morning m8
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 10:27,
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Hiya.
All good with you?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 10:34,
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yeah not so bad thank pal
mrs back on the steroids though which isn't fun - for either of us.
having a great week off, that said, despite the complete absence of sunshine
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 10:40,
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Morning
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 11:28,
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Ft'noon
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 15:06,
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WRONG
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 16:05,
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afternoon
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 14:12,
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You are technically correct.
The best kind of correct.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Aug 2021, 14:35,
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alright tea, what's your favourite isotope of beryllium?
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 14:41,
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your alt game is a mess
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 14:50,
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I'm just in awe of Tea and his alt game skill$ so I titted it up through nerves :'(
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 15:07,
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8Be, duh.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Aug 2021, 16:32,
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the classic choice
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 16:46,
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It splits into two alpha particles in the twinkling of an eye. How endearing is that?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Aug 2021, 17:45,
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. How endearing is that? or it gets the hose again
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 9:29,
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spoken like a true bureaucrat
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 16:24,
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guten abend
you abender
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 17:46,
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no your abender lol
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 19:50,
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Just saw Sean Lock on the news, with that & Afghanistan & Jimmy Carr not being dead, god truly is a twisted prick
youtu.be/bijzYshcBe0
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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 19:10,
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Right now it could still be technically afternoon
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 21:55,
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morning
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 7:43,
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morning Arsy
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 8:41,
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Well now don't I look stupid!
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 8:42,
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you kind of did that to yourself by posting first, though
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 8:46,
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first here
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 9:20,
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Yes
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 9:09,
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as per
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sticklebrlcks 💅, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:32,
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morning TAH
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 8:58,
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afternoon
It will be by the time anyone else posts anything, anyway.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 8:42,
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alright
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 9:05,
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Yeah, tomorrow afternoon
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 9:07,
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alright, who's kidnapped Queef Richard's?
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 9:33,
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he's either on holiday or his liver has finally packed in after the 'weird pale shit' incident
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 9:38,
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bollocks, that man's liver could survive a nuclear explosion
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 9:51,
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'weird pale shits' are a sign of malfunctioning bile ducts and potentially pancreatic cancer
...as well as liver damage.
#prayformcbeef
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:01,
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Queef, yesterday
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:27,
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His travel/book series is brilliant
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:55,
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Yeah, I've been enjoying that.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:50,
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I DID ONE PALE SHIT FFS
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:42,
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maybe 2can will provide an internet diagnosis
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:46,
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Yeah it's probably COVID, there's a lot of it about at the moment.
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 12:42,
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COVID African bum-AIDS
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Aug 2021, 14:24,
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I'm having a fantastic holiday
Great time in Oxford, great time in Winchester: couple of spectacular meals out, Ashmolean Museum, Fishbourne Roman palace, now back in tine and about to watch Dogtown and Z Boys with jr, if she's going to dress like a 'sk8r' she'd best know some history to avoid looking like a bellend in front of real ones. I've ordered her a psychedelic Santa Cruz skateboard too, hope they're still 'cool'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:49,
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Santa Cruz stuff is still cool m8
Is she into RipnDip?
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:57,
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Good news
No idea re ripndip but a quick google tells me I should think so
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:28,
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ripndip stuff is quality
ps if you're buying her a full setup then you should invest in decent trucks. They are the part that will last the longest and are likely the heaviest part of the setup, so spending a bit more on a decent, light pair is worth it.
If she's only learning and will only be riding around and not doing any ollies etc then there's no real point in shelling out on a decent deck. A bog standard one will do perfectly well.
Just my tuppence worth mate.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:36,
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ah, good stuff
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:01,
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Morning
The cat is sleeping on me again
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 9:54,
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We were relieved to come home to find the cat my wife has nicked is fine
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:51,
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She's a proper clingy little fuck lately
My cat, not your missus. She climbs up and sleeps on my boobs, so now I smell like cat farts.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:13,
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RIP Sean Lock
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:13,
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That's a real shame, genuinely give a shit about this one.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:31,
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a weird, pale one?
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:36,
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Cancer is a cunt
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:32,
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you mean it wasn't covid????
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:35,
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No, it wasn't
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:37,
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what a moving original sentiment
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Tony Shithouse, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:56,
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It killed my sister
I think I can call it whatever the fuck I want
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 12:32,
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I think I can call it whatever the fuck I want Prepare to die
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 12:35,
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Oh, you fucker
That made me laugh
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 12:50,
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Snap!'s first drafzzzzz
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 12:29,
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damn, I liked him
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:36,
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In the same week as Simon Gallup quitting the Cure as well, when will the devastating events end????
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:43,
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also I was sure he'd had throat cancer a few years back, his voice sounded proper fucked for a while
they're saying it was skin cancer though
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:46,
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he had that when he was a manual labourer, maybe it came back
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:47,
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Don't be ridiculous, manual labourers never come back when you ask them to finish the job!!!!!
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 12:30,
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Maybe it was the skin of his throat, maybe he had throat skin cancer on the skin of the throat, the skin, of the throat
skinthroat
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 14:55,
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0:27
youtu.be/TTUNQAa-tzE
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:36,
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Assist Request from you. To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Dear Friend,
I know that this message will be a surprise to you. I was just surfing through the Google Internet search when I found your email address having prayed over it. My Name is Mrs. Sari A. Wulan from Norway. I am married to Mr. Paul Wulan, An Contractor and gold merchant who owned a small gold Mine in Ouagadougou; He died of Pulmonary disease in August 2017, and our long years of marriage were not blessed with children. During his lifetime he deposited the sum of (€ 5.8 Million Euros) Five million, Eight hundred thousand Euros in Societe Generale Banque in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. The deposited money was from the sale of the shares, death benefits payment and entitlements.
I have been suffering from cancer for a long time and presently I am partially suffering from a stroke illness which has become almost impossible for me to move around. It's pretty obvious that I may not live long. I have been touched by God Almighty to donate what I have inherited from my late husband to you for good work of God Almighty to help Motherless babies/Less privileged/Widows because I am dying and diagnosed with cancer 4 years ago. I need your positive answer to know if you will be able to execute this project.
Best Regards,
Mrs. Sari A. Wulan.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 14:47,
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where do I send my bank details to?
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 17 Aug 2021, 14:51,
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I've looked it up and Ouagadougou IS the capital of Burkina Faso! Looks like you're onto a winner there. Do you know any motherless babies or are you going to keep it?
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 14:55,
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I only knew it was the capital
Because it was mentioned in a st trinian's film
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 16:25,
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Fortunately, British American Hungarian billionaire Mr George Soros gave me six million dollars last year
so I'll give that to her because she's a Widow.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 15:04,
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She might buy a space laser, did you think of that?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 19:55,
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I wanted a space lazee ffs
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mongychops, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 21:17,
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She'd better buy it from Amazon or Bezos will sue her.
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 7:32,
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Seems legit, go for it.
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 20:46,
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WHO WANTS SOME?
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sticklebricks, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 10:53,
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Not sure my hëłmîţ can take any more, soz.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Aug 2021, 11:13,
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I already have some, thanks
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 11:25,
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SOME WHAT?
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 11:32,
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WANTS SOME DOESN'T GETS SOME
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 11:49,
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Yes please
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Aug 2021, 12:11,
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HIya Winds
how you doing? Got that Trumpet yet? Worn our the tyres doing burn-ups?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 14:48,
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GO FUCK YOURSELF
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 17 Aug 2021, 12:15,
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Classic Arseboon Dilbaro!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Aug 2021, 12:39,
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alright
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 17 Aug 2021, 12:50,
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3 for a quid
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 13:45,
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I'll take some if it's free.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 13:55,
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Cor do i
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 14:08,
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Tiwesdæg again
morning
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 7:58,
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mőřņîňģ
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 17 Aug 2021, 8:16,
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Mötley Crüe
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 8:17,
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Taliban Tuesday!
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 8:21,
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50% off all hands, just steal something
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 8:27,
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False economy, they gave me 100% off one hand but nothing off the other.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 8:32,
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Morning
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 8:31,
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aye, lass
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 8:35,
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all 365 days of the year should have their own name
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 9:09,
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try this simple trick! calendar makers hate him!
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 9:13,
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Number 297 will shock you!
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 9:20,
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Favourite body part?
I'd have to say my pæñûš.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 16 Aug 2021, 19:35,
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My left foot
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mongychops, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 19:52,
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Adrenal gland
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 20:18,
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Mr Tea's pãēņůš
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Aug 2021, 20:35,
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Not the left foot?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 20:36,
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I very much doubt dozer would have enjoyed the comedy of my left foot.
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mongychops, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 20:37,
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I've never seen it.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Aug 2021, 20:42,
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Me either
but I get the impression we're missing out
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 20:48,
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My left foot has good reviews.
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mongychops, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 20:55,
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Yelp?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 20:57,
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Only if you tread on it.
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 21:20,
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Good choice.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 16 Aug 2021, 20:45,
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i like breasts
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broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 22:12,
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ænus
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 22:26,
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bumhole
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 22:32,
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why did the country YOU live in and the country I live in
abandon YOUR and MY civil servants and civilians, paid for by YOUR and MY taxes, to propagate YOUR and MY ideas of freedom and peace, amongst other things, and apart from the fact that they are human, as well as MILLIONS of Afghan people, now doomed?
why did all militaries pull out BEFORE evacuating their OWN people?
#notenoughproblems
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:40,
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Dont look at me mate, I did alright
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Nicki Minaj, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:47,
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I sometimes pull out before evacuating my own people IYKWIM
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broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:50,
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classic broadsword
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:55,
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Allahu Akbar
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 18:07,
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Poor intel
They didn't believe the county would fall this quickly, especially not Kabul. Also, if they'd evacuated all non-military personnel it would have been a massive vote of no confidence in the government, and would have undoubtedly been blamed for the subsequent collapse.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 18:53,
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I feel more sorry for Cyrix.
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 19:04,
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because the war was never supposed to end
war is a money-printing machine for the powers that be and they wanted it to go on forever
why else would they have made no effort over the past twenty years to make a coherent country out of Afghanistan, which is a bastard agglutination of unconnected tribes to begin with? You can't appeal to national identity to make Afghans reject the Taliban, because they have no concept of national identity; only tribal identity.
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 19:19,
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By "money-printing machine" you presumably mean "eye-wateringly expensive"?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 16 Aug 2021, 19:23,
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it prints money for them, not for us
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 19:37,
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“a bastard agglutination of unconnected tribes” — b3ta, you mean
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 22:24,
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talib3tan
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 7:39,
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I had twenty quid on the taliban to win by 2020, so fucking close.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 22:21,
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I hope everyone is having a LOVELY day!
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Aug 2021, 13:31,
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Probably not most people in Afghanistan. :(
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 16 Aug 2021, 13:53,
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you're right, my sincerest apologies to the Afghani boarder's
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Aug 2021, 14:00,
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Woo yay houpla talibanowie sharia
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 14:40,
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which American pop starlet is in favour of cutting off the hands of thieves?
SHARIA TWAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Aug 2021, 15:02,
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GC
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Aug 2021, 15:42,
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RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 16:27,
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*ignores*
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Aug 2021, 16:43,
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in your case
specifically rule 3
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sticklebrlcks 💅, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 19:07,
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Which show features a morbidly obese overrated actor taking members of the Taliban to work while singing decadent western songs?
Kabul Karaoke!
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 16:02,
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for that joke you deserve to be Talib&
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Aug 2021, 16:14,
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Now *that*, I would watch.
Particularly given their feelings about music, and infidels.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 16:28,
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Dont be a fool, skate kabul
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mongychops, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 15:02,
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I can’t seem to find their weather report anywhere, very hot is it?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 15:18,
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Hopefully not this dickhead
twitter.com/ProtonInspector/status/1426854463894134784?s=20
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 16:59,
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Status update: “Just hanging in Afghanistan”
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:29,
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Oof
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 18:50,
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Oh wow.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 8:20,
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Not bad
Debating a cinema visit this afternoon
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 14:02,
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well, that's been decided for me
i'm now taking the twins to see free guy
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 14:28,
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that's supposed to be good, isn't it?
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 15:37,
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i certainly hope so
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 16:08,
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Can't stand that cunuck
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mongychops, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 16:16,
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meh,
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broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 15:14,
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meh,
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Aug 2021, 15:18,
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morning
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Aug 2021, 8:32,
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yes
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Aug 2021, 8:33,
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BULLSHIT
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Aug 2021, 8:43,
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huzzah
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 8:43,
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paenus
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Aug 2021, 8:43,
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Morning
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 8:54,
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alright
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Aug 2021, 9:08,
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what happened to the weekly stats anyway?
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Aug 2021, 10:52,
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What weekly stats?
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mongychops, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 11:01,
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didn't someone used to post up the stats for /talk?
post count, random quote etc?
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Aug 2021, 11:15,
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No
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 16 Aug 2021, 11:26,
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gotcha, cheers
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 16 Aug 2021, 11:34,
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this morning when I was laying in a pool drinking Cremant I felt bad because things are not this relaxed in Afghanistan
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 18:07,
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Best not to think about it, I'm sure it will all blow over.
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 18:43,
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like covid?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 18:57,
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Subjective isn't it. I'm most relaxed shooting rpgs from a stolen hummer
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mongychops, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 18:58,
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Battlefield 2042 anyone?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 19:16,
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you siwwy piwwock!
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 15 Aug 2021, 20:25,
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morning
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 9:27,
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Morning Queef.
Alt.: favourite Peppa Pig character? I like Pedro Pony. He's a total mong.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 15 Aug 2021, 9:37,
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it's a tie for me
between Mr Potato and Danny Dog's dad
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sticklebrlcks 💅, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 10:04,
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Mr Potato is a sort of absurd Lynchian horror.
He's great.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 15 Aug 2021, 10:47,
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I also love the class antagonism central to the friendship between Grandpa Pig and Granddad Dog.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 15 Aug 2021, 10:48,
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Madame gazelle, sexy AF
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 13:51,
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I like her voice.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 15 Aug 2021, 16:21,
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David Baddiel's wife innit?
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 19:27,
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i don't know any of these
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 15:01,
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yep
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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 9:37,
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alright
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 15 Aug 2021, 9:50,
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alright
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Runcorn shitty limits, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 10:51,
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Still morning
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 11:53,
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Afternoon
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 12:12,
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Afternoon
Trying to persuade my kids it's pronounced 'nigersaurus' so they stop running round the house shouting 'niggersaurus'.
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 13:49,
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*BRB KLAXON*
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 15 Aug 2021, 14:57,
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To be fair we have no way of knowing what colour dinosaurs were so they may be correct.
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 15:01,
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indeed, such as the diplodarkie
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 16:21,
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Pachycephalosaurus is one of their favourites.
I like the fukuiraptor
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Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 18:00,
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Well so long nhs covid 19 app, you cost 27 billion and are now considered useless . If I don't get paid time off you're deleted
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mongychops, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 15:58,
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So long and thanks for all the pings
I say that, fookin thing never pinged me
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 16:47,
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3 for me, loved it
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mongychops, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 17:35,
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