morning

(Runcorn shitty limits, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 8:04, archived)

morning

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 8:08, archived)

not you

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 8:51, archived)

morning

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 8:01, archived)

alright

(piss and shit, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 8:10, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 8:51, archived)

morning

(piss and shit, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 7:37, archived)

alright

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 7:47, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 8:51, archived)

Morning
Long time no see. How are you?

Looking at the news about heatwaves all over the place. I'm torn between "welp, that's the beginning of the end", and "fuckers, where's OUR heatwave?"
( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 7:09, archived)

Fuck off

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 7:41, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 8:52, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 7:07, archived)

Shit, sorry I didn't see your post.

( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 7:09, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 8:52, archived)

I watched the tennis final and I am pleased the one with the nicest bum won

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:07, archived)

also his last name is also a place in spain with a racetrack which i have done some track days on

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:09, archived)

also his first name is the same as a friend i had at school.
and now you should have enough info to find my bank account details
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:10, archived)

I already had them after you sent me £35000

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:13, archived)

i actually regret doing that now

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:16, archived)

The squid was an interesting touch, I'll give you that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:18, archived)

i do like a bit of wordplay

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:22, archived)

Not so fucking oldboy

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:30, archived)

Like you've ever had any friends.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:15, archived)

huw've

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:16, archived)

no it sounds like you watched the bums

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:25, archived)

i did a bit tbh

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 21:00, archived)

I KNEW IT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 0:36, archived)

The nicest bum in tennis is on a 1976 Athena poster

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:38, archived)

ymmv obvs

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:52, archived)

Just got in from the hossie
Daughter is coming back tomorrow
Hossie is Scouse for hospital according to Brookside
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 22:11, archived)

Remember steaks and that if she needs to bulk up quickly

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 22:32, archived)

Haribo and White cider m8
And a Chippy tea every night
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 22:48, archived)

YES

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 23:42, archived)

Tennis is over!
I get my telly back!
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 19:09, archived)

Oh for fuck sake
She changed over to BBC2 to watch all the fucking analysis guff.

Bollocks, I'm stealing her wine.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 19:13, archived)

Switch it off or change the channel if you don't want to watch it, fucking hell

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 19:23, archived)

Worst Public Enemy reinterpretation ever

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 19:49, archived)

Do you often override your family members' once-a-year viewing wishes?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 22:00, archived)

Women NEST and men HUNT
What's the DEAL with TENNIS?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:02, archived)

I’ve managed to avoid the Tennis by not watching it
Crazy, I know
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 19:29, archived)

I've been watching the Tennis and enjoying it, because I enjoy the Tennis,
equally crazy, huh.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 19:36, archived)

2 crazy 4 me m8

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 19:37, archived)

You nutter!

( $$ ✅, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 19:38, archived)

Fight! Fight! Fight!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:05, archived)

Haha, I bet you enjoyed the men's semis!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:07, archived)

Graham did it better,

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:15, archived)

and much earlier

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:22, archived)

I preferred his 0th album, before he was born

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:55, archived)

Birth is vulgar

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 23:08, archived)

Come on tennis!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 19:31, archived)

Wipe you knob and bollocks on it so no one will take it from you again

( $$ ✅, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 19:38, archived)

and the telly!

( $$ ✅, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 19:38, archived)

I'm watching twins

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 19:38, archived)

yes they did look quite similar in the far shots
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:06, archived)

Big fat porky bollocks to you all
Alt: good afternoon
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 17:06, archived)

good afternoon
no porky bollocks here, just roast chicken. I don't think I have any porky bollocks at home, either.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 17:26, archived)

I became the film critic because the editor fired the existing critic, Richard Roud, for writing a one-word review of The Sound of Music — he just wrote ‘No’.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 17:33, archived)

Jane Birkin, Jane Birkout

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 17:34, archived)

I think you are trying to make this place far too interesting, just type cunt

( mongychops, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 17:37, archived)

Isn't that what casting directors do to particular porn actresses?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 18:59, archived)

Swing high porky testicles
Coming to get Huw sacked
lol sack
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 17:39, archived)

Alright. Happy Sunday. I am proper sick today. Staying in bed.
Any film recommendations?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 13:31, archived)

Fuck Off You Retard 3: The Fuckening

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 13:32, archived)

Shutter Island
The road to perdition
Going in style
Lord of the rings
Hannibal
The silence of the lambs
Dawn of the dead
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 13:34, archived)

salo or 100 days of sodom
a serbian film
irreversible
(piss and shit, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 13:35, archived)

what I'm sayimg is
get fucked
(piss and shit, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 13:35, archived)

Cannibal Holocaust also very watchable and moving.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 13:38, archived)

I cried at the end
Totes
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 14:34, archived)

might watch that tonight

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 15:15, archived)

Please stop sending me weird, threatening whatsapps

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 13:37, archived)

Ah alright Cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 14:10, archived)

i am mother
don't read reviews or synopsis just watch is gud
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 13:38, archived)

Sound might check it out

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 14:10, archived)

liar

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 14:14, archived)

Boyz n the Hoodrich

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 13:52, archived)

Robin Hoodrich: Prince of Thieves

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 13:54, archived)

Father Hoodrich.
Wasn’t Swayze dreamy?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 14:11, archived)

His face genuinely upsets me
so, yeah, I guess
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 14:15, archived)

The Hoodrich, The Bad, And The Ugly
time to get claude.ai on this
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 14:16, archived)

Richie Hoodrich

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 14:23, archived)

I don't know who that is, I don't get the joke, but it's still better than the horseshit Claude came up with.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 15:04, archived)

Richie Hoodrich

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 14:23, archived)

The Seven Year Hoodrich

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 14:24, archived)

ANDREW MARR

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 14:25, archived)

Mine was better

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 14:27, archived)

Salma hayek's bumtits

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 14:33, archived)

My mate Salma Hayek's bumtits once, he said it was disappointing.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 15:05, archived)

gaz me for a selection of verbs

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 20:06, archived)

No soz

( broadsword, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 16:02, archived)

Well all films are the same
Any fule no that
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 16:08, archived)

There's only Onegin

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 16:27, archived)

All numbers are the same too

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 17:00, archived)

morning
morning
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 8:53, archived)

morning
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 8:53, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 8:54, archived)

Say it 3 times and Dozer appears

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 9:14, archived)

but i said it 4 times
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 9:56, archived)

Dozer and a third then

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:04, archived)

my god. what have i done?
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:09, archived)

Created a monster mate

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:15, archived)

oh. sorry.
can you stop bring jimmy small my finger saville back from the 5th plane, perlease?
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:19, archived)

Alright, David Byrne.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:23, archived)

Turtle power!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 11:12, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 9:12, archived)

Now then

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 9:15, archived)

can you fix it for me to not have been diddled by you?
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 9:57, archived)

Were you?
I only went for kids, you seem a bit old
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:05, archived)

yeah well you seem a bit dead doesn't mean you didn't do it
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:10, archived)

I am retyrned

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:16, archived)

We don't want plaid. We want crimplene, glamour, wit, and irony. It's time to bring on the Home Guard.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:08, archived)

stick a feather in your hat
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:12, archived)

ROBIN HOODRICH

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:15, archived)

Cthoodrich

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:16, archived)

Taking direct inspiration from the UK’s urban scene, the brand has been spotted on the likes of K-dog, Evan Cent, Ashley Lawer, Rihan Giggs and Birmingham’s own Mistermister and Jaykae Roleen.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:29, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 11:26, archived)

Kevin Spacey referred to himself as "K-Dawg" during a night of heavy drinking because he was trying to be playful and ironic.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 14:05, archived)

Synopsis: after a night of heavy drinking, the K-Dawg's playful and ironic sexual assault on a sleeping houseguest goes horribly wrong
or, if it's a comedy, hilariously wrong
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 14:09, archived)

bring roll
Home Right

Fresh!
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:18, archived)

Get up with The Get Along Gang!

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:19, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:29, archived)

Huw do you think you are
some kind of huwperstar?
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 11:26, archived)

already had your morning huw and wee?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 11:54, archived)

BOLLOCKS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 11:55, archived)

Watching the news and I feel my face hanging like plasticine

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 12:03, archived)

huws, you mean

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 12:16, archived)

also, Huwatching

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 13:00, archived)

So is HOODRICH street slang for POOR AF?
I only ask as I was driving past the job centre in my convertible Mercedes with personalised number plate (S 845 TAD) and the entire line of people had this brand of tracksuit on! Some held 3 litre bottles of 8% cider whilst others were picking cigarette butts off the floor and asking decent folk "bruv you got a fucking light or what" also four of them had black eyes??
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:50, archived)

What the fuck is this shit?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:51, archived)

Question answered
thank you Hoodrich member
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:52, archived)

In-jokes are never FP'd

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:54, archived)

-in-

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 23:50, archived)

You boring wanker with a really shit beeter schtick

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 19:12, archived)

^poor^

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Jul 2023, 19:17, archived)

+af

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 19:37, archived)

*returns hoodrich tracksuit to tkmaxx*

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Jul 2023, 19:15, archived)

See is anything that urban and street these days by the time b3ta gets to hear about it , ogs don't care

( mongychops, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 20:40, archived)

It appears to be some form of cuntish

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 19:58, archived)

hoodrich is slang for an intact foreskin

( $$ ✅, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 20:03, archived)

I wonder what DJ Rich would have to say about this

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 22:25, archived)

I'd never heard of it, but we'll done to the man, creating his own lable, top capitalism

( mongychops, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 20:15, archived)

POORAF

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 20:56, archived)

The brown arrows

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 22:23, archived)

Dag y'all! I never understood, bitch why the jocks get the fly girls, and me, I get the HOODRICH

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 22:31, archived)

Pushing that needy wanker down the board
I mean, urgh. Not funny.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:30, archived)

Urgh! This is not funny?
Sorry, but this is a plea for b3tard hive mind help. We want more sales for my wife's excellent book, but she has an anxiety disorder, and can't self-promote.

1. Advertising Kindle things on Amazon - anyone ever done that? Was it worth it?
2. Sponsoring the newsletter - how do I do that? I "used the Form" as per the FAQ, but it didn't get me any response :( Is there someone I should be messaging directly?
3. Anyone got any contacts in publishing / promotion who could help us out? We have (some) money.

Again, sorry for unfunniness - but you should all be used to that from me by now, eh, readers?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 17:06, archived)

Have you considered hiring someone who could pretend to be your wife?
Give her a few stock answers and set up a "meet the author" deal? You'd have to tell anyone that knows her what you're planning, of course, but you would get publicity and more sales
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 17:20, archived)

That's maybe something for the next phase.
I have of course considered hiring someone to pretend to be my wife, but never in this context. *winky face*
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 17:27, archived)

I assumed as much

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 17:30, archived)

I'll do it for £50
I've got the tits for it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:24, archived)

humblespam

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 17:58, archived)

Hang about, look out, for+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:03, archived)

He's a serious spammy

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:13, archived)

He's the Scunner Spambell

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:25, archived)

Have you tried hacking off your knob and bollocks with a rusty penknife
and then shoving them up your purple, distended anus?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:02, archived)

I expected better than that from you I really did
Alt, not really
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:21, archived)

No, not yet
Will that help?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:24, archived)

It will make almost everyone happy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:35, archived)

I like happy people
*snik snik snik*
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:42, archived)

what?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 20:57, archived)

I can help

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:12, archived)

Will you?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:13, archived)

I think we all know the answer to that

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:16, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8377685, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:16, archived)

Reaaaalllly..?
Bigger. I'm suddenly suspicious of everyone. What have I done?

Plz be real!
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:22, archived)

I can’t really, Queef’s given a proper answer below

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:24, archived)

Is it Kindle as well as paper?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:19, archived)

I've sold on Amazon but not Kindle stuff
I would advise you to talk directly to Amazon about targeted ad spending. Ask them to help you direct your ad spend for maximum return. You might as well be honest and tell them you aren't a marketing professional, and don't be shy about insisting they explain terms/jargon. I'd start there but if you're unhappy/overwhelmed then talk to an Amazon specialist marketing firm. But if you do that make it very clear of your budget and agree a spend cap. God I'm glad I don't have to worry about this shit any more.

Failing that, hack off your knob and bollocks with a rusty penknife and then shove them up your purple, distended anus.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:20, archived)

Thanks, will try both.

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:31, archived)

You could try gazing monghchops, he knows about this sort of thing.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:22, archived)

Will do!
Gosh you are all smashing, thanks.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:32, archived)

Please let us know if you get a response.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:57, archived)

100% success rate

( mongychops, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 20:10, archived)

Instead of sponsoring the newsletter you could flush a load of notes down the bog
It will achieve the same result but faster
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:24, archived)

I bought a book off of the newsletter sponsor once.
It was good.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:40, archived)

Was it mine?
Oh no wait, I don't think it was in the newsletter. That's probably why I'm not a millionaire now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:43, archived)

It was that thing about biscuits and the apocalypse
If that was yours, yeah.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 19:00, archived)

of
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 15 Jul 2023, 19:15, archived)

I wrote a book, and tried to self-promote it, about 12 years ago.
I have the genuine satisfaction of having written a book, but I made pennies from it and sold something like 100 copies. So I'm probably not the best person to answer this.

I think the trick is to be related/married to a literary agent, or to be a 'celebrity'.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 18:42, archived)

It was shit tho

( mongychops, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 20:09, archived)

Like you could read it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 22:50, archived)

You need to get one or more of those awful tiktok book hype influencers
to start a rumour that your wife is a celebrity/influential author writing secretly under an assumed name, then get a load of bots to argue over who it might be.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 19:29, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 7:40, archived)

You look at my balls, and for this I will kill you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 8:11, archived)

+eye

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 9:10, archived)

+ japper

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 9:14, archived)

kill you be paid £35000
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 11:07, archived)

morning

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 9:04, archived)

Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 9:14, archived)

how r huw lol

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 9:39, archived)

"bearing up"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 13:08, archived)

Alreet

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 9:35, archived)

Not you.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 9:36, archived)

morning Huw, how’s the arse?

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 10:44, archived)

Bit sore.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 10:51, archived)

Use lube next time

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 10:54, archived)

Will do, cheers

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 11:01, archived)

Hi Huw
May I have a photo of your bunghole? I enclose £10 and a self-addressed envelope
( $$ ✅, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 11:16, archived)

On its way mate.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 11:35, archived)

A BBC spokesperson said: "We have seen the statement from the police confirming they have completed their assessment and are not taking further action. We’re grateful to them for completing this work at speed.
"The police had previously asked us to pause our fact finding investigations and we will now move forward with that work, ensuring due process and a thorough assessment of the facts, whilst continuing to be mindful of our duty of care to all involved."

*If you are struggling with mental health, you can speak to a trained advisor from Mind mental health charity on 0300 123 3393 or email [email protected]

READ NEXT:
Katie Price looks delighted as she shows off latest boob job results while on holiday
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 11:54, archived)

How do I subscribe to your blog?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 11:57, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8377634
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 12:01, archived)

You read The Mail website
AICMFF
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 12:18, archived)

no law against that yet

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 13:10, archived)

Yet...

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 14:32, archived)

Alright
Had a good evening?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 22:43, archived)

getting ready to go for South Indian food, happy enough but hungry, I'll be great in an hour though, what about yourself?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 22:53, archived)

Went out with Mrs Horrible and the young un for very nice pizza

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 22:56, archived)

Nice, used to enjoy doing that when our girl was little

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 23:23, archived)

Ripped to the tits on mand, yeah its ok

( broadsword, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 22:55, archived)

Mandrax you mean? Did you know you can smoke the crushed tabs? Hits like a brick.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 23:24, archived)

Lord Mandelson is the preferred nomenclature

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 23:25, archived)

That's who I smoked it with

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 0:08, archived)

not for me it's not

( broadsword, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 2:52, archived)

Lorded all to fuck on the mandelvapes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 3:01, archived)

^tggi

( broadsword, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 3:05, archived)

+pop

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 3:11, archived)

Watching The Departed
Mid-tier Scorsese.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 23:10, archived)

Stuck to The Last Waltz yeah

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 23:26, archived)

I've lost my DVD of The King of Comedy :'(

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 23:30, archived)

good 1 lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 0:09, archived)

Cha!

( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 1:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8377630
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 6:59, archived)

Alright spastics?
Would anyone like an update from Runcorn?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 19:40, archived)

No and no

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 20:12, archived)

U OK hun

( mongychops, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 20:31, archived)

no u

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 20:59, archived)

No u r

( mongychops, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 21:23, archived)

Nobody is that desperate for information

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 21:25, archived)

🖕🏃🏼‍♂️🌽

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 22:54, archived)

Anyone else bored of Wimbledon yet?
146 fucking years man 🥱
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 14 Jul 2023, 15:45, archived)

COME ON TIM

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 15:46, archived)

It's Andy now

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 15:58, archived)

I can't keep up with all these new genders and pronouns and that

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 17:13, archived)

SCOTTISH

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 17:30, archived)

again?
Don't think I have it in me, but if you insist...
( $$ ✅, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 16:27, archived)

Wimbledon is shit and always has been

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 15:51, archived)

New balls please!

(Planearm, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 16:26, archived)

Wimbledon is shit and always will be

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 18:17, archived)

You could watch the Goodwood Billy Festival instead

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 15:52, archived)

Second only to golf as the shittest sport ever
Lesbian curling is pretty what watchable
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 15:57, archived)

lesbian tag rape wrestling is a thing
Was working with a new guy and almost the first thing he did after telling me his name was shove his phone in my face full screen lesbian tag rape wrestling at a crucial momen with one dedicated athlete in up to the elbow. He was a bit weird in all honesty.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 18:41, archived)

strange that i can't remember his name but can remember lesbian rape wrestling

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 18:44, archived)

Britvic are

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 15:59, archived)

Britvic're

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 16:30, archived)

Mortivic're

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 17:00, archived)

It’s almost as dull as cricket
My b3ta posting history, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 16:01, archived)

^Cheers
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 17:32, archived)

GO TEAM GB!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 16:13, archived)

I'm watching the new series of Foundation on apple tv
wimbledon means nothing to me
(Planearm, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 16:25, archived)

Thoughts on Vienna?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 16:29, archived)

Means nothing to me

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 17:15, archived)

Oh

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 18:27, archived)

Oh dear

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 3:04, archived)

Too fancy

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 17:24, archived)

Well fancy that!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 3:04, archived)

COME ON YOU CUNT, LET'S HAVE SOME APHEX ACID!

( $$ ✅, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 16:28, archived)

I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 16:31, archived)

Ha I forgot about this

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 14 Jul 2023, 16:45, archived)

TUNE

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 18:16, archived)

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( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 17:34, archived)

Who has time for Wimbledon
on day 6 of the Nagoya Basho?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 17:07, archived)

'Good old Basho!' said Bond.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 17:09, archived)

No, I really enjoy watching tennis, and the Alcaraz-Medvedev match might turn into a classic.
Looks like lots of folk here don't enjoy watching tennis, fetch me the world's smallest violin.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 17:54, archived)

Tbf the only sport most people here are into is the 100m crywank

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 18:15, archived)

Haha like I could walk that far

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 18:17, archived)

-l +n

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 18:28, archived)

Yes some decent trainers would help

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 19:02, archived)

Come on tennis!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 18:59, archived)

If you really did watch tennis, you would know that the bats are not called violins

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jul 2023, 3:06, archived)

Watching the men's semis right now.

(Martin Anus, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 18:33, archived)

Might put the tennis on afterwards

(Martin Anus, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 18:34, archived)

O ho!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 18:57, archived)

Alright graham coxon out of blur

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 19:00, archived)

I would rather watch reruns of country file

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 19:22, archived)

BUMDERS

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 15:24, archived)

= "bum" + "girders"
perhaps you can think of your own?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Jul 2023, 15:28, archived)

BUMDIES

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 15:30, archived)

That sounds like Aussie slang for gay lovers.
As in "Strewth! Ah nivvah knew you an' Toadfish was bumdies."
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Jul 2023, 17:21, archived)

BUMDAS

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 15:30, archived)

BUMDAT
BUMDAMUS
BUMDATIS
BUMDANT
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 15:37, archived)

1,2,3,4, I conjugate a bum war

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 16:25, archived)

It's a special bum operation

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 16:29, archived)

Aren't they all special, in a way?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 16:32, archived)

Bumday your prince will come

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 15:32, archived)

It ain't half hot

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 15:35, archived)

The USA call them
BENDERS
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 15:39, archived)

FANNYDERS

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 15:45, archived)

BENDAS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 16:33, archived)

Your score: 5 / 7 You Can't Always Get What You Want
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-66188935

Very disappointed that Huw Edwards throbbing cock wasn't in the quiz...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 14:04, archived)

1/15 gnome with a hardon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 14:07, archived)

r🔁d +collider

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 14:17, archived)

6/7

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 14:12, archived)

4/7 Huw Edwards Throbbing Cock

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 14:15, archived)

9/11

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 14:19, archived)

5/7 reeking bell

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 14:23, archived)

3/7=0.4285714285714286

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 14:38, archived)

69/A

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 14:39, archived)

27b/6

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 14:51, archived)

He wasn't interested in paying for a bumble pic
So I gave him a freebie
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 14:57, archived)

But if you try, sometimes
You might find, you get what you need
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 15:12, archived)

Hey Mr President, how is Vladimirina (or whatever you've named her) doing?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Jul 2023, 11:12, archived)

Vladdymary
Shaken, just bombed
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 11:28, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 11:34, archived)

how dare you

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 11:36, archived)

What's for lunch?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:10, archived)

crack

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:11, archived)

Think I'll have two

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:15, archived)

Monkey drugs and spice washed down with DomestosThen leisurely wank

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:20, archived)

You're good, but you're no Donald "bleach my lungs" Trump

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:52, archived)

Huw's cheques are still clearing, then?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:16, archived)

I just sent him 5 grand for a bumhole photo

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 13:36, archived)

I'll do it for 4
1k each
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 13:49, archived)

"Keep shopping for teatowel holders"

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 14:06, archived)

iykwim

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 14:19, archived)

Vladdyshack

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 11:35, archived)

Vlad Lieutenant

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 11:38, archived)

Black Vladam

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 11:43, archived)

Vladiator 2

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 11:50, archived)

Vlad Max

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 11:51, archived)

The Vladjustment Bureau

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:02, archived)

The Bourne Identity Vlad

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:06, archived)

Withnail and I Vlad

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:06, archived)

I think claude.ai still needs work

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:09, archived)

vlad.ai

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:09, archived)

vlad.ai.mir

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:37, archived)

Vladdington

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:09, archived)

Color Me Vladd

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:44, archived)

The Good, The Vlad, And The Ugly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:53, archived)

Goatsnake on here

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 11:37, archived)

<s> Me

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 11:38, archived)

U wot?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:01, archived)

Meatsnake

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:03, archived)

Meaty

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:10, archived)

Meaty oligarch frenzy at Heathrow Arrivals
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( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:10, archived)

-meat +tunnel

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:46, archived)

Vault ruler to be decided etc

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 13:12, archived)

LIVE Kevin Spacey liked being called 'K-Dog', court told

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:14, archived)

This followed Spacey’s dog escaping out of a room and the complainant picking it up and feeding it Ketamine, according to the complainant’s evidence.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:19, archived)

Evidence = dog in a k-hole

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:51, archived)

Afternoon capitalist dog lackey of the West

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:18, archived)

Would you like to be called P-Dog?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:20, archived)

P-Bear, you disrespectful capitalist scum

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8377529
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:24, archived)

Cocaine Bear vs HRH: The Reckoning

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:31, archived)

World emperor to be decided by cage fight to the death between all the world leaders
Biden unlikely to make second round, say insiders
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:36, archived)

dude like some of those guys are chicks this is gonna be AWESOME

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 12:49, archived)

P-Enis
Dennis Pennis Jeez not funny
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 13:10, archived)

5/7, not Vlad

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Jul 2023, 13:20, archived)