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SHINGLES

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 18:51, archived)
once you pop you can't stop

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 18:53, archived)
Amyl Nitrate and white cider
Good old days
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 18:57, archived)
i wonder if amyl nitrate is still passed around in clubs like the good old days

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 18:59, archived)
Hopefully not

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 19:00, archived)
-amyl nitrate +cider

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 19:01, archived)
only the good clubs

(piss and shit, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 19:34, archived)
i like the way you think

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 19:54, archived)
It never was.
OG poppers was amyl nitrite.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Jul 2023, 21:22, archived)
i no

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 13:46, archived)
ain't got time to fix em

(piss and shit, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 18:56, archived)
I'll be showing solidarity by not being a gas or a liquid

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 19:00, archived)
also fuck canada again
for being a cloud of noxious fumes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 19:06, archived)
Solid?
Ur number two
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 19:19, archived)
I am so upset
because I thought of doing "The Twelve Tazos of Asterix" but there are no Asterix Tazos, only Pogs. :(
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 19:28, archived)
You stupid fucking Cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 19:38, archived)
Die in pain.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 20:02, archived)
It's franco-german for 'the in bread'.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 20:16, archived)
Hah!

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 21:40, archived)
Lunch time thread
What are you having for lunch?
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:48, archived)
Pringles

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:55, archived)
Shingles

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:58, archived)
In honor of those fighting this debilitating condition
I would like 5 friends to copy and paste (NOT share!) this manipulative chain letter bullshit. I think I know the ones who will.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 17:44, archived)
Mingeles

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 16:00, archived)
pestramy bugget

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 16:01, archived)

t ry
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Jul 2023, 17:02, archived)
Alright gonz, you legendary foodspacker

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 16:15, archived) 


________  ____ __  ___
____/  _)|_  // /_/ _ | "We're saving the web  
___/  _ |/_ // __/ __ |  for laters and eating
__/____/____/\__/_/ |_|  the webgetables first"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 16:17, archived)
Jfc

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 16:24, archived)
Who knew that after 869 issues, there was any shark left to jump

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 16:27, archived)
is gonz a webgetable?

(piss and shit, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 16:53, archived)
In many ways, yes. Yes he is.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 16:59, archived)
Can't believe they didn't use your dinosaur joke

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 17:36, archived)
I know a funny version but I won't be rushed

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 18:59, archived)
Sausages
I thought I had made that clear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 16:23, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 17:08, archived)
SMACK

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 17:13, archived)
I'd rather crack

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 17:47, archived)
Yeah but that makes you ZOOOOOOM
I need to SLEEP.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 17:58, archived)
But it might make you hallucinate poorly-animated robot babies sliding along a track in the ceiling

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 18:28, archived)
Smack is your friend

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 18:39, archived)
a hot egg and a crescent of crisps

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 17:29, archived)
Alright Bob Mortimer

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 17:47, archived)
They call them fries over there, confusing isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 17:49, archived)
The mind plays tricks.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 18:02, archived)
No it's eggs
they call them eggs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 19:02, archived)
Salad stuff with loads of watermelon
It is actually dinner now
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 18:41, archived)
Cocko van and an a pair of teeth

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 18:48, archived)
fromage du bell

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 18:45, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 14:38, archived)
Sausages
So quite possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 14:49, archived)
Walls have ears
Especially in their sausages
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 14:54, archived)
John Carpenter's Ghosts of M'+

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:00, archived)
⬊
                 ↓                ↓                ↓

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:30, archived)
Alright ian

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:32, archived)
Bit busy right now, can you take care of things when you're done with that camel? Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:38, archived)
ᏇᏗᏁᏦᏋᏒ

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:34, archived)
Andrew M+

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:36, archived)

b3ta.com/calendar/event/28765#post28797
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:40, archived)
Mike

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:55, archived)

Bike
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:59, archived)
i have one job to do today and it’''''''''''''s a piece of piss
Hahahhahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 11:05, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8377924
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Jul 2023, 11:13, archived)
Not clicking that sos
Could be a cock pic
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:13, archived)
And if it isn't the disappointment could kill you?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:34, archived)
I clicked it and can confirm the presence of a massive pænus

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:54, archived)
I can't believe I trusted you :( I WANT THE MASSIVE PÆNÜS I WAS PROMISED

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 14:17, archived)
scroll down, you're spoiled for choice

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 14:26, archived)
oh my god, it's full of pænüs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 14:55, archived)

Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your pænüs move.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:38, archived)

Good day, gentlemen. This is a prerecorded briefing made prior to your departure and which for security reasons of the highest importance has been known on board during the mission only by your H-A-L 9000 computer. Now that you are in Jupiter's space and the entire crew is revived it can be told to you. Eighteen months ago the first evidence of intelligent life off the Earth was discovered. It was buried 40 feet below the lunar surface near the crater Tycho. Except for a single very powerful radio emission aimed at Jupiter the four-million year old black pænüs has remained completely inert. Its origin and purpose are still a total mystery.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 16:30, archived)
H-A-L BBC OMG

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 17:07, archived)
I have to clean up cat vomit today
As the little fucker doesn't know when to stop eating
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 11:35, archived)
Awwww sweet

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:13, archived)
deep man

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 11:44, archived)
+throat

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:14, archived)
Will you be too busy to post on here?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 12:02, archived)
Bit rude

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:14, archived)
yes is the answer

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 17:42, archived)
Which piece?
Prithee tell young M Cunt
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:12, archived)
ring

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:17, archived)
So an animal has a mouth but insects have "mouth parts", I'm not really complaining but it's strange right?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:23, archived)
Cliff Richard has a Living Doll, Courtney Love has Doll Parts, really makes you think

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:28, archived)
-Doll +Boy +in his cellar

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 14:18, archived)
What if Courtney Love and Courtney Cox swapped careers? Click the "render" button and show us the results!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 14:23, archived)
Either way Kurt Cobain still dies

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:25, archived)
From Kurt's perspective, Courtney Cox is looking like a slow lingering crawl to the grave punctuated by a shitty laugh track
Kurt chose correctly is what I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:31, archived)
d'accord

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 13:39, archived)
Hon+

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 14:58, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 7:29, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 7:55, archived)
It is isn’t if

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:00, archived)
Fuck of

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:02, archived)
Fucking of

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:21, archived)
Hi Huw

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:09, archived)
Fancy earning 35 grand?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:20, archived)
Do I?!!??!!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:56, archived)
Close your eyes and open your mouth then
Bitch
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 9:37, archived)
Great big hairy elephant's Hitler

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:19, archived)
Is what I call your mum

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:22, archived)
Nowt to what I call her

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 9:36, archived)
We have a 50ft well in the middle of our kitchen table
And a bar, in a cave, in our basement

Fucking get in, Provence is t3h 5h1t
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:39, archived)
That well sounds a bit dangerous.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:40, archived)
It has a glass top

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:43, archived)
Gareth 'glass top' Jones

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:44, archived)

imgur.com/a/yB28loy
imgur.com/a/bTzaKmy
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:42, archived)
It puts the cocktail in the basket

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:45, archived)
A bar in a cave garold
A bar. In a cave.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:54, archived)
Barve.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 9:20, archived)
Get out the gimp mask
and put all the car keys in a bowl...
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 10:56, archived)
The well looks a bit bumhole-y

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:57, archived)
It looks well bumhole.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 8:58, archived)
Totes bh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 10:25, archived)
bum wellhole

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 12:20, archived)
<3

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 10:08, archived)
well well well

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 11:11, archived)
It's no Crewe though
And as for Sheppey...
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 9:38, archived)
Alright 'John Noakes'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 10:34, archived)
Alright Peter Pervert

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 10:47, archived)
Bit of a damp squid here

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 10:21, archived)
It’s squib you fucking nonce

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 10:45, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2490757
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 11:37, archived)
no a squib is a type firework, they don't work when they're damp, why would he refer to something that doesn't work?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 15:36, archived)
It's the best thing since life's spread.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 10:45, archived)
Fuck em

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 23:57, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQVlNt6DAxY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 0:13, archived)
You're in a club, the music's pounding and the lights are flashing. You look up to the DJ booth but there's no-one there, because it's an AI-generated mix.
You can go: North
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 0:26, archived)
I like saying, "it's a boon!" but there are not many natural opportunities in normal conversation
yeah I just slipped one in further down iykwim
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 0:30, archived)
What is Mario's favourite 1986 ITV drama

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 0:52, archived)
qotw quality there, it would be a crime not to post it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 1:08, archived)
it's rea;;y sleepy round this way tonight
*yawn*
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 21:36, archived)
^ incipient AIDS

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 21:38, archived)
Best of all the AIDS

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 21:57, archived)
A shop near me sells, and I quote, DISABLED AIDS.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Jul 2023, 22:12, archived)
Marital AIDS shirley involved sex of the bum

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 22:24, archived)
I think I might have SHINGLE AIDS

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 22:35, archived)
Iwant Pringles now
You monster
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 23:12, archived)
Eat Pringles my child

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 23:25, archived)
monster munch

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 23:36, archived)
It's a boon!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2023, 0:35, archived)
Try having a new kid in the house I am fucking shattered

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 21:47, archived)
SMACK?
Police have raided a house related to Tupac killing.

They found that his music was shit.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 22:15, archived)
Finally, we agree om something, he was well shit

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 22:24, archived)
How long has it taken fucko?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 22:30, archived)
No need for that kind of language, you Levi Bellfield lookalike monobrowed deathbed paedophile

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 22:47, archived)
Monobrow -check.
Deathbed - check.
Pedo -check

LEVI BELFIELD. I take serious offence to this.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 22:52, archived)
Haha

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 22:25, archived)
Bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 17:49, archived)
Shitcunt?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 18:05, archived)
Balls

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 18:25, archived)
Beer'o'clock

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 18:13, archived)
Nads

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 18:25, archived)
Treat yourself with some lovely wool socks made in Britain by Hebtroco LET'S TALK ABOUT SOCKS BABY

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 18:13, archived)
Plums

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 18:25, archived)
beer4me

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 18:27, archived)
Nuts

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 18:33, archived)
Mingetits

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 18:29, archived)
Goolies

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 18:34, archived)
I need some SMACK!

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 19:13, archived)
-M

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 19:23, archived)

nowymarketing.pl/i/articles/39067_l2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 20:35, archived)
All bollocks taste the same

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 19:22, archived)
Testicles

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 19:23, archived)
PP's Skag Shop is now open
3 for 2 bag opening special
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 19:35, archived)
NTIJE

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Jul 2023, 21:29, archived)
Good afternoon everyone, eminent Psychiatrist Dr Thymus Gland here to listen to your problems
Tell me what’s on your mind

- Thank you everyone, a very productive session I think you’ll all agree.
Office hours are Monday-Thursday 2pm to 2:25pm -
(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 13:58, archived)
Is it tru that the "g" in gnu
is unpronounced?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:00, archived)
It depends on how it’s written, a capital “G" would make it more pronounced

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:02, archived)
Toymus Glans

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:05, archived)
I believe in the Linux version it IS supposed to be pronounced.
But that would be fucking stupid wouldn’t it?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:08, archived)
Don't be ridiculous

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:15, archived)
You mean
Gridiculous surely
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:57, archived)
Why does it always rain on me?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:04, archived)
alright Charles

(piss and shit, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:07, archived)
Frequent precipitation directed at the individual is usually a result of a prolonged lack of honesty during adolescence

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:07, archived)
It helps to extinguish the combusting underwear, at least.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:35, archived)
PARKLIFE

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 16:57, archived)
Can you get me some medical smack?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:08, archived)
Do you have a prescription?

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:09, archived)
No. Can you get a prescription for smack?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:36, archived)
Doctors are all the same
Any fule no that
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:15, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8378056
(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:17, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:36, archived)
How is babby formed?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:50, archived)

How Why
+de
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:52, archived)
Your score: 87/500 Canadian Lungfuck Surprise

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 15:40, archived)
Is Octo also ninj? Or are they both establish members in their own right?
+respected
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 16:00, archived)
spit in my cornhole

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 16:24, archived)
I am worried about swan upping which is occurring this week
Is there any way I can register my concerns?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 16:56, archived)
Has anyone got any smack?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 12:36, archived)
That bad, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 12:38, archived)
Reading b3ta, I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 12:38, archived)
Fucking UNBELIEVABLY SO if you haven’t had shingles I hope you get it asap.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 12:48, archived)
Not on me, no

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 12:39, archived)
We can both probably contact the same number given our locality

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 12:49, archived)
Probably
Bit out of touch with the local dealers, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 12:54, archived)
Yes, but it looks like your doctor has been attaching post-it notes again, sorry
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/99401/1689680829/20230718124427.jpg
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 12:47, archived)
Haha fucking excellent.
I will gaz you my address get them sent immediately
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 12:48, archived)
What's the recommended daily allowance of heroin in the UK?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:57, archived)
5 a day

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 15:16, archived)
Wow that’s a lot I think I’d struggle to fulfill my sacred duty to the temple that is my body

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 15:46, archived)
Is nodding out considered a form of exercise?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 15:48, archived)
Litres or pints? This is important for Brexit

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 16:56, archived)
Hello! Brown or white?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 13:03, archived)
brb klaxxon

(piss and shit, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 13:04, archived)
Bumped into him on links. Still a Cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 13:20, archived)
🤡📯

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 14:58, archived)
Breadmaking chat is like so yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 13:21, archived)
Strikey Breadmaking

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 13:28, archived)
Damn straight hun I'm all about Bella now

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 13:53, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 13:28, archived)
yeah, loads
Not giving you any though
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 13:36, archived)
Pushing that KGB operative down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 10:47, archived)
Alright MI5

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 10:48, archived)
GCHQ is a little closer

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 10:58, archived)
Gorilla cocks have quills

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 11:03, archived)
All the people that work there are fucking cunts

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 11:12, archived)
And enormous dildos

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 11:18, archived)
Morning

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 11:01, archived)
Alright ian

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 10:59, archived)
I'm going to get a high court injunction that you suck my balls

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 11:00, archived)
FBI open up!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 10:59, archived)
Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 11:00, archived)
I knew I’d get those mixed up

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 11:01, archived)
Alright Andrew Kehoe

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 11:11, archived)
Morning comrades
We are building bridges with the Ukraine lol
A little Kremlin humour to start your day
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 7:32, archived)
утро

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 7:41, archived)
I don't speak Klingon sorry comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 8:37, archived)
Happy Nelson Mandela International Day!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 7:50, archived)
Free Nelson Mandela
With every £50.00 spent
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 8:40, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 8:11, archived)
How is the grim North?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 8:41, archived)
Bit overcast, but the house prices are keeping the poors in their place so it's not all bad.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 8:44, archived)
Runcorn will be invading any day now comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 9:07, archived)
Cluster bomb it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 10:35, archived)

omb um
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Jul 2023, 13:43, archived)
We have already started a electronic warfare counter offensive

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 11:04, archived)
morning PP

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 8:38, archived)
Hey diddle diddle

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 8:41, archived)
Still sick with shingles. It fucking sucks. Had it before but this is fucking intense.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 8:53, archived)
Yeah it can be pretty intense mum had it and it was fucking awful

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 9:09, archived)
It fucking sucks. Saw the doc yesterday who started me on some anti virals.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 10:47, archived)
I'm so sorry to hear this.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 9:32, archived)
Morning
The new hire doesn't start until next week, so it's more unwanted overtime for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 9:33, archived)
I got a new job yesterday. I start next week. Am I your new hired help?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 11:05, archived)
Not unless your new job is on the docks

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 11:08, archived)
Albert? Nope.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 11:09, archived)
Port of Liverpool
Container terminal
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 12:03, archived)
Pushing that breadmaking cunt down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 19:23, archived)
I am watching The Flash in bed.
Strong codeine make me feel woozy.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 19:26, archived)
This film is FUCKING GARBAGE

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 21:16, archived)

youtu.be/wxNoRmaWpDA
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 3:31, archived)
i hope you crack a tooth on a biscuit

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 19:27, archived)
What about biscuitting a tooth on a cracker?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 20:49, archived)
i have no idea what that means

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 22:00, archived)
biscuitooth cracker, hmmm?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 22:17, archived)
you're all doing my nut in i can't cope with you anymore goodnight
shower alarm call toast etc
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 22:40, archived)
crackibisc

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 1:48, archived)
Good evening

(Runcorn shitty limits, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 19:34, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 20:48, archived)
I am sorry I missed the bread making thread
It looked the most interesting thing on here for a while now
Oh Hitler btw
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 19:47, archived)
tbh it wasn't that great
still better than anything else in the last 10 years on here tho
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 20:01, archived)
I am considering a shed/allotment crossover thread

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 20:12, archived)
-th +b

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 20:34, archived)
Very good

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 20:48, archived)
The path of yeast resistance

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 20:06, archived)
Roadblock on the Marmite motorway?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 20:13, archived)
If it was veg he might

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 20:35, archived)
Idgi

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 20:49, archived)
Do you come from a land down under?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 21:04, archived)
Oh yeah
I'm tired ok?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 21:14, archived)
I'm kneading a poo as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 21:04, archived)
Yeah that would work, just bung a load of flour and water up there and let the yeast do its work.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 21:23, archived)
How is baguette formed?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 21:32, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 22:39, archived)
whitesnake

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 23:08, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 21:31, archived)
i'm baking a loaf of sweet bread in my breadmaker
have you got a breadmaker? have you baked a sweet loaf? please tell me about it with diagrams
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 18:12, archived)
Hmmm aren’t sweet breads…like the bollocks of an animal?
I have been enjoying some string codeine phosphate tablets, acyclovir and zoploclone.

Yummy!
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 18:26, archived)
that's sweat beads

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 18:34, archived)
Thymus gland, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Jul 2023, 18:40, archived)
No real names pls

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 18:41, archived)
i used an real name on here once
tru story
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 18:57, archived)
Alright adolf

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 19:04, archived)
arseboon dilbaro?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 19:27, archived)
Yes?

(Runcorn shitty limits, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 19:35, archived)
Thymus and pancreas

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 18:42, archived)
Simon and Garfunkel’zzz

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jul 2023, 2:26, archived)
alright gonz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 20:15, archived)
I’m pinching a loaf as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 18:40, archived)
I'm baking brownies

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 18:54, archived)
i'm calling the police

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 18:55, archived)
🤡📯

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 19:51, archived)
I have a bread maker. I baked a wholemeal loaf just this morning.
Most of it was eaten along with soup that consisted of leftover vegetables from yesterday with a bit of thi and that.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 19:22, archived)
spare me your life story

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 19:31, archived)

i and that ymus gland
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Jul 2023, 22:06, archived)
USING MY FINAL POST TO CALL SPANISHFLY A STUPID FUCKING SPASTIC
SPANISHFLY IS A STUPID FUCKING SPASTIC
(sticklebricks, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 16:56, archived)
SUCK MY BALLS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 17:01, archived)
I am sorry I broke your heart.
Please move on.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 17:22, archived)
Could you take a number of users with you?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 17:39, archived)
arseboon dilbaro?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 17:41, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking spastic

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 17:40, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 17:51, archived)
I did a fart that sounded a bit like "eye of the tiger" and my mate laughed

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 17:58, archived)
This was in 1986

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 17:58, archived)
parp. parp parp parp. parp parp flflflflarp.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 18:03, archived)
Of course it was all different back then

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 20:37, archived)
all our bumholes were in better shape

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 22:59, archived)
somebody set us up the bum!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 23:10, archived)
Final post?
We can but hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Jul 2023, 18:00, archived)
nobody that ever announced a final post followed through by never posting again

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 18:06, archived)
d'accord

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 18:06, archived)
Can we fucking get this on the populol board guys. I would feel bad for his kids if we didn’t

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 18:27, archived)
i've done my bit

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 18:33, archived)
Same here. He deserves it. The little lad

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 18:57, archived)
I am experiencing weather here,
are you experiencing weather there?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 13:23, archived)
Yes mate

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 13:49, archived)
Huw it's got to stop

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 16:10, archived)
How about I send you £35,000?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 16:13, archived)
Well ok but you still need to stop quite soon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 16:16, archived)
And remove that squid

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 16:20, archived)
And my axe

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 16:21, archived)
I'm indoors
But I can see bright sunshine through the window
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 14:59, archived)
That's enough of that
Kids are refusing to share so it's goodbye office hello bedroom for number 3 child
What first world problems do you have?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 10:41, archived)
A head cold. Nobody gives a shit :(

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 10:47, archived)
Would you like a hug?
Or some freebase?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 10:58, archived)
can confirm

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:49, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:04, archived)
Not a problem u fule

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:20, archived)
ur welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:29, archived)
Trying to clean with a hyper kitten underfoot
Who also has razor sharp claws
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:06, archived)
Lock it in a cupboard
Or heroin
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:21, archived)
You try catching the jumpy little fucker

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:30, archived)
velcro him to a handy surface til it's safe to let him loose

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:36, archived)
He's trying to eat the fan
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 12:01, archived)
Lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 12:10, archived)
+ny

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 12:13, archived)
>velcro< nail

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 12:01, archived)
A vague sense of guilt connected to colonial imperialism.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:16, archived)
Subscribe to the Guardian
Or amphetamine
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:22, archived)
Bring back the Empire I say.
We know what's best.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:35, archived)
I have FUCKING SHINGLES and it sucks. So unwell.
What will make me feel better?

You can say heroin
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:19, archived)
Heroin then a 20 bag will sort it

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:23, archived)
Do you have any suggestions that don't involve hard drugs?
Alt: what would you recommend PCP for?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:30, archived)
No
Alt, mixed with gin and tonic it helps in fights
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 12:12, archived)
PCP is great for those old Airfix models, it's a quick-drying and sturdy adhesive

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 16:15, archived)
Good, you deserve it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:35, archived)
Sean Connery's record shop could do with a snappier tagline

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:50, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:57, archived)
oh COME ON

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 12:13, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 12:41, archived)
Oh no

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 16:15, archived)
Trying to work out the easiest way from Marseille airport to the restaurant I want to go to for lunch tomorrow
It's a fucking hard life, I tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:49, archived)
Hitchhiking?
Or mountain biking
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 12:00, archived)
get a plane, duh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 13:46, archived)
get your wife to take you she seems to do everything else

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 18:38, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 13:10, archived)
I got my head done, when I was young

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 16:21, archived)
Woo houpla

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 17:41, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 8:13, archived)
morningocalypse

(piss and shit, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 8:17, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 8:50, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 8:32, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 8:50, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 9:29, archived)
Cheers

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 8:39, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 8:50, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 9:22, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 9:32, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 9:35, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 9:45, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 8:10, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 8:51, archived)

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