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6/10 Not bad!
www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66284513Please do not mention gnomes in this thread ok
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 15:28,
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Nomentions allowed?
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 15:35,
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5/10, Noam Chomsky
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 15:38,
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7/10 nom de plume
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 15:40,
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8/10
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 15:42,
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can you not read?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 15:47,
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+you fucking stupid fucking cunt
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:02,
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Just pretend I gave you a gnomic response
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:10,
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I can hear a kid having a complete howling meltdown in one of the nearby buildings, it's disturbing
dgnomestic dispute lol
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 15:52,
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Is he ranting about Van Allen belts?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:50,
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🪞
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 19:41,
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Whoah man that's really deep.
I guess it also applies to your ableist comments about 'mongs,' but being such a 5 dimensional thinker you don't need me to tell you that.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 20:11,
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Jesus christ mofaha get your shit together only 5 dimensions
I feel bad for you man
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 20:38,
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My ableism limits me :(
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 20:50,
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It's good to know your limits.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:09,
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🪞
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 17:12,
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Your score: 7 / 10 Not bad!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:08,
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Thought I'd have a more ignomenious result tbh
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:09,
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1/15 garold with a hardon
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:09,
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AHA!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:10,
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eh?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:11,
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Fishing rod
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:14,
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Why the hat?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:18,
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strikey t
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:22,
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Emu's revenge
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:28,
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There’s somebody at the (back) door
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:30,
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Yay Santa
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 17:21,
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50.000% gnome with a semi.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:52,
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10/10 gnomeplete lies
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:53,
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Fucking didn’t even know Mitnick died.
Hero.
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 17:25,
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Cunt
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 18:13,
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Fuck off
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 19:17,
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Wanky wanky wanky wank wank
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 20:14,
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Truly the glove thief of our hearts, whatever he/she/it was.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 18:17,
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A fucking stupid fucking cunt
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 18:35,
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You've got to gnome when to hold 'em
Gnome when to fold 'em
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$$ ✅, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 19:32,
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Gnome talkin' about
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 19:44,
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Ain't gnome ountain high enough
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 20:14,
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Valley deep, mountgnome high
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 20:47,
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SITE NEWS: FESSHOLE BOOK OFFER - Fesshole book on Kindle is 99p - absolutely sod all - get it now before the end of July when the price goes back up.
Gnome
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 21:32,
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Or, I could get 99 penny chews instead
if they still existed
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 22:29,
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With that sort of money I could almost afford to buy a one pound chew
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 22:38,
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Or a pair of earrings from Ratners
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 22:57,
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That's the guy who got in trouble for saying he'd rather eat a 99p chew than his company's earrings
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 0:16,
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Hey chewed, don't be afraid
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 0:14,
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The flat Earther is back.
Presently trying to argue that space, rockets, weightlessness, footage from the ISS, Apollo, etc are all fake.
Losing my rag. Taking a time out.
I've been careful to only call the things he believes in stupid, not sure how long I can keep that up for.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 14:52,
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Sean Connery on the dating line
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 15:08,
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery.
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 15:24,
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That was even shitter than your usual execrable standard of posts.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 15:41,
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On the contrary, this is the single funniest thing he has ever said or done.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:48,
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You can fuck off you fucking racist fuck
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 17:22,
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This shtick isn't really landing is it?
Stick to the dad jokes.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 17:33,
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Look I don’t know you. All I know is everyone else calls you a racist Cunt.
Personally I just think you are boring.
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 17:42,
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There, there now.
You're both cunts, and so are the rest of us. If this place bores you, fuck of.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 18:19,
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That's the crux off it
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 19:36,
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I like the cut off your jib!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 19:37,
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The developmentally disabled shtick isn't really landing is it?
Boring you gives me great pleasure, thank you.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 19:15,
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Quarter two, arseboon dilbarooooooooooo
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 13:45,
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semen khaidenko
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 13:55,
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Quarter two, arseboon Stabbin' 2: electric
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 14:14,
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2.19, ruptured spleen
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 14:19,
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19:75 shite saviour
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 14:30,
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God, that man is such a fucking stupid fucking cunt.
mr horrible, I mean.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 14:44,
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and how!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 16:02,
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Twatty Healy
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 14:50,
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morning
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 6:29,
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Ugh
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 7:04,
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Pissflaps
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 7:16,
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Sean Connery on the dating circuit
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 7:40,
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Guyrim
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 8:02,
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Meh
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 8:06,
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dmedff
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piss and shit, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:23,
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#oldskool
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:33,
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love at firsht shight
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:38,
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shpeed dating?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:03,
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shwipe left
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:08,
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Probably all the bullying
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:26,
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in other news,
'Ninj' is really phoning in his faceswaps these days
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:32,
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Google suggests the poor lady actually looks like that
as if her face is trying to escape
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:52,
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"Look, I didn't ask to be awkwardly grafted onto this misshapen head ok"
FACE SPEAKS OUT
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 13:54,
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+ SIDEWAYS
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 13:58,
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Who's the funniest member of the Cure?
Lol Tolhurst!!!
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 8:23,
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3 minutes to 9, camel time
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 8:57,
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Nine twelve...
Can't think of a rhyme
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:13,
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Will Rob Smith rob smith Will Smith?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:00,
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ROFLbert Smith
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:53,
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What are you so fucking happy for
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 8:39,
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'ello
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 8:39,
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Morning. I'm in the airport lounge. Enjoying a fancy breakfast of bacon, egg, mushrooms and mash.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:46,
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mashrooms
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:47,
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The breakfast of champignons
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:48,
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That's an exCEPtional pun.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:17,
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Hope you're going on holiday to Rhodes
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:51,
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+ia
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 10:02,
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Where he's going, etc
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 10:05,
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To THE FUTURE WITH CLIMATE CHANGE, you mean.
*strokes beard*
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 11:23,
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fancy roast
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:55,
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"airport" "enjoying" these words don't go together
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:03,
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I've done 3 poos today so far.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:03,
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it's not cancer
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:04,
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You never know, it might be.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:11,
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With any luck
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:23,
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Tell BT you really don't need their fibre upgrade
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:25,
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See three poo, oh.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 13:15,
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Arse to die, too.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 13:27,
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My farts are showing? Oh my goodness
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 13:27,
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Curse my metal anus, I wasn't fast enough
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 13:35,
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M I N G E S
It was the logical third word in the sequence.
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 4:20,
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tadpoles would also have been acceptable.
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 6:48,
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Dead tadpoles stink like you wouldn't believe
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:45,
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W E T
am i doing this wrong? good.
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 23:17,
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Authorities have pulled more than 100 firearms from the house, along with a large doll encased in glass and a portrait of a woman with a bruise on her face.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 0:02,
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i am the architect
i build and i build and i build
i am the architect
exterminate! exterminate!
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 6:45,
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M O I S T
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 21:22,
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M U S K Y
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$$ ✅, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 21:48,
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M E A T Y P I C K L E
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 21:53,
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Meaty oligarch frenzy at Heathrow Arrivals
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 22:02,
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M I N G E T I T S
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broadsword, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 22:00,
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FOISTING
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 22:15,
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MEAST is no one's favorite word yet, has no comments yet, and is not a valid Scrabble word.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 22:41,
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Virgin boy eggs are a traditional dish of Dongyang, Zhejiang, China in which eggs are boiled in the urine of young boys, preferably under the age of ten.
When finished, the eggs' whites have a pale golden hue and the yolks turn green.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 22:55,
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ok apparently this is not a welcome subject during our dinner preparation
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 23:13,
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Good chat.
Fajitas. Sour cream or no sour cream you sour cunts?
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 19:26,
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Foreign muck, brexit now
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 19:33,
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The fajitas or the sour cream?
Or are you claiming to be be foreign muck?
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 19:37,
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A few too many blacks.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 20:10,
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I've just been swimming
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piss and shit, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 15:40,
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I went swimming yesterday, big deal.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 15:49,
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it was yeah
first time I've been since covid
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piss and shit, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 15:53,
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Sounds a bit moist.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 16:04,
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Guyrim
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 17:39,
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Temba at rest.
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mongychops, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 18:21,
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His army, with fists closed
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 19:49,
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Guyrim
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 19:38,
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It's just not my scene, man
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 15:55,
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fair
it was mainly for the kids, I got fucking knackered
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piss and shit, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 15:56,
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no you ent
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 16:17,
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yeah thought not
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 16:30,
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Trees float rather than swim
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 16:32,
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Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 16:34,
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sw r
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 16:30,
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no one cares about Scot, any more sorry but it's true let it go
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 16:32,
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meh,
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 16:34,
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anal
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 16:57,
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and my axe
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 17:50,
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Let's go sunning
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 16:34,
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guyrim
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piss and shit, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 16:42,
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On Monday, July 24, the first day of testimony, Musk appeared at Twitter HQ with an X carved into his forehead. He issued a statement that he was "considered inadequate and incompetent to speak or defend [him]self"—and had "X'd [him]self from [the establishment's] world."
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 18:22,
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X musks the spot
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$$ ✅, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 18:28,
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Let that x in
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 19:00,
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I love swimming
Haven't been for ages
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 18:47,
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you should go
treat yourself
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piss and shit, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 20:11,
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Shut up!
Did you eat all your vegetables?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 15:35,
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I actually rejected my spinach today.
It was a bit fishy and furry.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 17:53,
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FUCKING HELL!
It’s Monday you bunch of cocksniffing badger fucking cunts.
What makes your Monday special?
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:35,
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Knowing it won't last
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:41,
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Being a dole nonce I have come to enjoy Mondays.
It’s the start of a VERY long weekend for me.
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:55,
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My nephew's flatmate starts working with me today
I really hope he's good at the job and sticks around, I can't handle the overtime
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:58,
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Calling you a fucking cunt
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:42,
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But you do that EVERYDAY as you have an unbelievably diverse repertoire.
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:54,
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Stuff it up your anus you tawdry ballshaver
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:03,
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"manscaper"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 13:45,
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Watch out boy
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 14:21,
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lol
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 14:35,
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It's raining manscapers
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 14:35,
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nothing
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:46,
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Maybe Aoi in Wonder Egg Priority
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:46,
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and the walls fell
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:48,
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11:53, having a pee
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:53,
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Have drips with that
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 14:36,
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Admiring a Bacon Pope
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:50,
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Meaty oligarch frenzy at Heathrow Arrivals
/ac
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:51,
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Meaty pickle
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 13:52,
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Where? I need to see this.
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:55,
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Meaty pickle, gruntfuck
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 13:53,
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I'm on holiday
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:06,
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George AlaDIEah
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:07,
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I've got a hangover
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:23,
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X
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:39,
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Don't call it twitter
This platform is mine, motherfucker
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:49,
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X Gon' Give It to Ya
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$$ ✅, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 13:01,
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X.com enemy unknown
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 13:08,
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X man: messiah complex
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 13:24,
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X it... stage left
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$$ ✅, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 13:31,
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Don't put all your X in one basket
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 13:43,
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X crement
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 14:17,
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Drugs.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 14:25,
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morning
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 7:29,
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You're always going on about Benjamin Netanyahu, let it go Lynn you're never going to meet him.
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$$ ✅, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 7:38,
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Lynn has her ubbs out
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piss and shit, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 8:16,
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Aoi in Wonder Egg Priority
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:41,
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I suspect the writers of these things are taking the piss most of the time
Not familiar with anime in general but I hear that sometimes it can be quite self aware
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:46,
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no I think it's cartoons
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:47,
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morning from the waterlogged northern provinces
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 7:40,
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Aye, fair pished it doon ower the wikend
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 7:53,
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You've mentioned before about being sneered at for using Scots.
To be fair, I am a Scot and I think typing like that on a mainly English forum makes you look ridiculous.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 12:05,
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I would never talk like that, I only ever post like that for personal amusement.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 14:31,
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Scot,
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 15:25,
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X is here! Let's do this.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 8:47,
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Just had to check the calendar, this feels really 1st April
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 8:48,
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This is your brain on Musks
abs.twimg.com/sticky/illustrations/lohp_en_1302x955.png
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 10:37,
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Looks like the sort of shit I churned out in A level art
without a computer
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 10:39,
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Hot Topic used almost identical backgrounds on their site in the mid 00s, aimed at faux-edgy children
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:35,
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David Sylvester described it as, along with Head VI, "the finest pope Bacon produced".[7]
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:41,
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I was about to type a similar sentence about my experience with some bacon produced using popes.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:43,
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That's vatican starvation sorted
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 11:48,
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ARSEHOLE
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 9:00,
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moistening
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 10:09,
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Sean Cuntery on the moistening circuit
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 10:11,
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Alright dribble
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 10:11,
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$$
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 10:16,
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Lol
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 10:21,
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MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Jul 2023, 21:00,
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Classic!
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 21:02,
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My finest work.
Headstone-worthy, really.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Jul 2023, 21:12,
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It's certainly a good thing to say you achieved
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 21:18,
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I should put it on my CV.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Jul 2023, 22:30,
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Worthy of Shakespeare himself
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 21:18,
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Shakesqueer
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 21:21,
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50p Hamlet
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 21:27,
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Barbie shake do do do
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 21:38,
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www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/man-gimp-suit-shakespeares-globe-b2380343.html this was you wasn't it?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 22:28,
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That was, indeed me m8
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 22:34,
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This made me moist
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 21:24,
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Gas yourself.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 21:29,
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You fucking stupid fucking cunt
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 21:33,
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I fail to understand why you feel the need to tell us
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 21:26,
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STOP SILENCING ME, YOU OPPRESSIVE BIGOT!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Jul 2023, 22:31,
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just tell me where I jizz and I'll go
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$$ ✅, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 21:38,
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youtube.com/watch?v=4XXMs3FO50M
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 21:40,
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In the hat
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 22:16,
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you fucking shtupid moisht fucking cunt FEASHTING at wetgerspoons on the dating shircuit
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 22:14,
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meh,
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 22:23,
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48 hours of /chat in one sentence
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 22:47,
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you can tell a man from what he has to say
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 22:48,
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It’s enabling people to secure bag after bag, and those that are the best at it are pioneering the trend with ferocity.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 22:48,
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That's all very well, but does Bruno Mars is gay?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Jul 2023, 22:49,
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and doesn't afraid of anything
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 22:56,
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What do you think? Are you enamoured by this latest trend to hit b3ta, or are you sick of the bizarre trends that keep surfacing that ultimately bleed away into nothing but banality? Let us know.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 22:54,
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NPC streaming, I watched a clip of PinkyDoll from a tiktok live stream, I truly have no understanding of what I just saw
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 23:00,
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Young people now are like a different species
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 23:23,
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Jinnkid's Skyrim videos are good, not sure I should be giving him publicity tho since he's accused of killing his wife
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 23:36,
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Guyrim
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 23:45,
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And I want to be a pirate!
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 23:49,
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And my cutlass
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 0:01,
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His wife in Skyrim, right? Right?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 0:07,
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She's my rock
youtube.com/watch?v=9yegdG8F8oM
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 0:28,
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I really like a lot of that, completely new to me, cheers
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Jul 2023, 2:34,
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mr. horrible IS some kind of elephant pervert.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 15:35,
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he loves a spunky trunk
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 15:58,
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and how!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 17:28,
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Do you not know then?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 17:35,
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I think he nose.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 17:37,
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we all think we know, tittha sutta innit
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 17:43,
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If you see the Buddha's bollocks, destroy them.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 17:48,
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will do, fuck off back to board now
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 17:51,
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But I have so much more to contribute here....
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 18:55,
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Are we still doing FEASTING or not?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 17:36,
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Of course we are, you FEASTING stupid FEASTING cunt
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 17:47,
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bitch be FEASTING?!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 17:50,
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Alvis be praised!
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 19:00,
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🐘/🟩
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 16:12,
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Elephant divided by Islam?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 17:36,
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There's been a bit of French on the /chat today, there's your clue
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 17:37,
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conneries vertes
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 17:46,
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Racist prick
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 16:50,
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sympathy reply
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 17:36,
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alright
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 18:04,
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Mustn't grumble,
I've got some strange new lapsang, kind of chocolatey aftertaste, not unpleasant.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 18:57,
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You should try Russian Caravan
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 19:18,
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Perhaps once the war is over.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 19:34,
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Not you.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 19:30,
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Did you post 'alright' in the wrong thread?
Do you need some donanemab?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 19:37,
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It wasn't a question.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 20:41,
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b3ta.com/talk/8378764
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 21:09,
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Fat Cunt
+ grey
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Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 18:39,
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That's me m8
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 19:18,
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Just got a facebook like from the drummer out of Dodgy, beat that.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 20:41,
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He used to manage my friend's band
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 20:53,
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I know.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 21:03,
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Facebook says we have one mutual friend, surprisingly another drummer
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 21:21,
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he has risen
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$$ ✅, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 20:58,
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KNOBTIT'S
Yes really, knobtit's. Bonjour you bunch of tetes du merde
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 13:02,
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Bonjour, Mon petit chalfont
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 13:12,
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Sean Connery sur le circuit des rencontres
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 13:14,
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Coucou Queef
J'espère que vous allez bien
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$$ ✅, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 13:23,
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They shend one of yoursh to the hoshpital,
you shend one of theirsh to the moisht.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 13:46,
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Salut, je suis Sean Connery, et je suis secoué, pas remué.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 13:48,
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Mort aussi
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 13:49,
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Yes Yes
Swimming Pool
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Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 14:22,
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Hoi, goedemorgen folks!
H
G
edemorgen folk +M
+t
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 6:59,
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Too much effort required
Morning
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 7:32,
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I am learning some very useful phrases
"Ik heb twee olifanten, maar geen neushoorn."
"Misschein je ben een eend."
"Laat nu je slipje vallen grote jongen, ik kan niet wachten tot de middagetentijd."
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 7:53,
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julie hebben een krant
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piss and shit, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 10:23,
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Nee, wij hebben geen krant, maar jij ook
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 10:34,
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Sean Connery op het datingcircuit
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 10:36,
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Sean Connery zijn ogen gingen open!
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 10:53,
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en de muren vielen
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 10:58,
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houd maar je kop dicht
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 13:54,
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Wetgerspoons
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 7:50,
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^
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 8:10,
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Huw Edwards on the FEASTING circuit
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 10:44,
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Look out on the feasting Stephen
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 7:55,
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Sean Connery on the morning circuit
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 8:07,
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Sean Connery on the moist circuit
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 8:11,
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Comedy fake Indians and Ally Sheedy in the bath
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 8:17,
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Johnny 5 is a fucking cunt
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 9:41,
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His stage name was given to him by Manson and refers to both the bible verse and him being the fifth member of Manson's band.[4]
But definitely nothing to do with a 1986 kids film[citation needed].
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 9:45,
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Disassemble
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 10:02,
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Morning
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 10:07,
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Sean Connery on the dating circuit, pass it on
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 10:20,
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If you like pina colada'sh, getting hit in the faish
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 11:07,
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I make a damn good piña colada
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 11:26,
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Good for you with your home cooking rather than tipping it out of a jar
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 12:33,
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Spoons, eh?
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 21:16,
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moist spoons?
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 21:24,
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It's a Fawlty Towers reference.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 16:32,
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Sean Connery on the spooning circuit?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 21:28,
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What does the spoons eh
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 21:50,
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£2.50 for a pie and a pint
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 22:01,
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I'M FEASTING ON THAT
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 22:02,
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YOU FEASTING?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 0:06,
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Ain't none , fuck off (neo in sarf london)
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mongychops, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 22:16,
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Fuck off Alanis
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 22:43,
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10,000 fucking times
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 0:07,
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Moist of my heroes don't appear on no stamp.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 22:45,
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e n
stamp pots and pans
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 23:06,
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never setting foot is a wetgerspoons again
hope the cunts go bust
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piss and shit, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 23:00,
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wetgerspoons
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 23:21,
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H was off the menu
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 23:31,
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but my 5 a day :(
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 0:05,
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FEASTING, yeah?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 0:10,
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mr. horrible is some kind of elephant pervert?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 19:24,
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JUMBO, RAFIQ!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 19:32,
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Better than camels I hear
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 19:33,
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More room to maneuver I hear
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 20:01,
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You seem to hear a lot of this kind of stuff, mohafa.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 20:11,
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He has ears everywhere
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 20:22,
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Even inside his ears
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 20:33,
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Wait that's where I keep my ears
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 20:40,
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Whose are inside yours then
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 21:05,
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arseboon dilbaro's
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 21:08,
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Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida
Experts in what though? It doesn't say.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 21:18,
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FEASTING is the new AMAZED or HIT OUT
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 21:28,
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nah dude i ain't trippin i be muhfukn FEASTING
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 21:41,
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Cillian Murphy Reveals He Read Bhagavad Gita To Prepare For His ‘Oppenheimer’ Role
Man reads book in part-exchange for multimillion dollar fee.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 21:24,
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I'm not entirely sure why we need an Oppenheimer film
But I doubt I'll ever bother to find out.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 21:30,
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From what I've read it appears to be designed for use alongside the Barbie movie, some kind of social experiment perhaps?
Mix these and see what happens to you.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 21:38,
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Special glasses to watch both at once. One screen for each eye.
Audio played into one ear per film. One of the playbacks is sped up slightly so they both have exactly the same running time.
You will have to pay for two tickets.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 21:46,
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Barbenheimer is real
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 22:01,
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and FEASTING
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 22:02,
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and my FEASTING
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 0:05,
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*taps pen on desk*
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 21:26,
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is
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 21:47,
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-t +sl
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 0:06,
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I got your Jumbo Sharpie right here
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 23 Jul 2023, 13:21,
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Ruin a forum by posting
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:55,
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Dick C. Moist
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:56,
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Spanishmoist
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:56,
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Moistdozer
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:56,
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be right moist
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:57,
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Shakira lezzing it up with jennifer lopez
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:58,
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^hitting the brief
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 18:13,
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+s
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 18:42,
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Ruining forums? Moist be Saturday
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 18:19,
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MoisteryCunt
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 18:23,
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lol
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 18:25,
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*something about stupid kids*
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 18:26,
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Cheers, Cheers.
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Planearm, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 18:26,
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Gorillas in the Moist Mist
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$$ ✅, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 18:33,
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moistychops
I like it
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mongychops, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 18:39,
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slightly sexual
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 18:51,
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Just 'slightly'?
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 18:53,
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Like Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II's vagina
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 19:11,
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Moist people don’t mind a typo
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Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 18:41,
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Fuck off you moist retard
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 18:43,
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^ Levi Bellendfield
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 18:54,
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Ruin a movie by adding the word "MOIST" in the title.
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Planearm, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:13,
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The Moist Brief
Star Wars, The Moist Menace
Star Wars, Attack of the Moist
Star Wars, Revenge of the Moist
Star Wars, A Moist Hope
Star Wars, The Moist Strikes Back
Star Wars, Return of the Moist
Star Wars, The Moist Awakens
Star Wars, The Moist Jedi
Star Wars, The Rise of ... oh, god
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:21,
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Star Trek, The Moist Picture
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:24,
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Lord of the Rings
- The Fellowship of the Moist
- The Moist Towers
- The Return of the Moist
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:26,
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Spiderman
- Moist-coming
- Far From Moist
- Moist Way Home
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:28,
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Ant-Moist
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:46,
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Die Moist
Die Moist 2
Die Moist With A Vengeance
Live Moist Or Die Hard
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Planearm, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:29,
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You've managed to shit out one (1) that might have been funny, but you completely missed the joke
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 18:22,
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Adding, not replacing
For fucks sake, this is like every ninj image challenge entry ever.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:41,
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I take your point, but until we've seen it a couple dozen more times it's not really the same thing at all
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 18:23,
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Amazon women in the moist
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:28,
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Harry Potter And The Half Moist Prince
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Planearm, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:32,
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You're not even following your own procedure, this is anarchy.
Dull, crushingly unfunny anarchy
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:42,
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The Fly Moist
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:52,
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Sean Connery on the dating circuit, you mean
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 20:03,
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+moist
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 20:03,
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Moist Sean Connery on the dating circuit?
Or Sean Connery on the moist dating circuit?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 20:48,
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Jaws: The Moist
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:30,
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Sean Connery on the moist circuit
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:40,
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Everything, Everywhere, All Moist At Once
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:45,
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Moist 2: The Moistening Moist
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:47,
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Ghostbusters 3 Moist
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:48,
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Moist The Batman
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:48,
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Lord of Moist the Rings
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:49,
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You Fucking Stupid Fucking Cunt: Moist
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 17:52,
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Moist of these are very shit, no offense
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 18:24,
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Moistbusters 2: Condensation
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 18:27,
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