morning bollocks(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 6:15,
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fuck off then(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 14:13,
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mooning broady(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 10:02,
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alright, MC(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 7:56,
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oh you've been there have you(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 10:02,
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Oh happy Chicken Wing DayGet thee to Nandos
Alt, Get thee to a nunnery
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alt: lounge around in bed being lazy(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 10:01,
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Get me a shrubbery (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 10:59,
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I am the great arseboon dilbarioI need tp for my bunghole
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 23:39,
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Hans and Ingvar opted for a slightly more high-brow restaurant offering a Småland feast. (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 23:53,
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fuck off brb you dull spastic(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 20:31,
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UPDATE FOR MONGY'S NEPHEWThe Tottenham Ikea is now a massive club.
Bugged Out! night on October 12th, get in.
(, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 20:49, archived)
it must be hard playing football whilst wearing those hot spurs.
sorry, unrelated.
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 21:00,
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Fucking hell.For fucks sake.
alt: fucking HELL.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 16:42,
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Art by Joan G. Stark
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 18:11,
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Lol been watching the footySome belting games
Alt, night have Red Dwarf and Blackadder mixup
Class comedy
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it's beer up your cock(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 16:41,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=37noDtn4oZo&ab_channel=LargeProfessor-Topic
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 17:38,
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friday woo, friday teh quo, friday fucklift, friday that man with the funny facewooyay, pfft, it's Friday. Not that it means shit all to me, I'm working sat & sun but I'm fine with that
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 11:49,
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yep, just had another years-long 'what is that tune' mystery cleared up, and ordered a NM copy for 12 euroschuffed to bits
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 12:03,
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killer break around 1:40www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXPLlFuivng&ab_channel=TrentonMakesMusic
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 12:05,
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You are Rimmer's mumAicmfp
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 12:47,
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Red Dwarf reference (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 14:30,
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I like the episode where they advertise Italian kitchen appliance brands(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 14:33,
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at drimble's joke, not at red dwarfjust needed to clear that up
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 17:37,
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I gathered thatBut I have never really watched it
I am a smeghead
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9 out of 10 Ukrainians would agree with you (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 15:53,
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but i don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Ohio burglar fails to stay about from bank's bins(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 12:32,
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The alarm went off so it should be(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 12:52,
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Party time tomorrow Mate's 50th, haven't seen him in over a year
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 13:40,
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1/10, Nobody knows me but I'm always there(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 13:57,
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1/8, Every day I burn the book(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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10/10 woke me up, before you gay-gay(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 15:17,
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Velvet smells terrible when it burns(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 15:37,
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Prince never did find out you torched his place(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 15:41,
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huw put 50p in you?(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 7:24,
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Your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt bollocks?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 8:01,
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Do not mock me, my country, or my dubious sexuality comradeOtherwise it is Gulag time
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Noedit: OK, I googled it, now I remember. The implication seems to be that Paula Abdul is the opposite of a cat, which is not logical.
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It doesn't seem logical to him?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Perhaps humans are the opposite of cartoons.Who Framed Roger Rabbit is still a masterpiece.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 11:11,
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Legend becomes reality.Follow these simple steps to turn Splinter into the Party Wagon!
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 9:05,
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A simpler time, full of colourful pre-landfill.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 10:18,
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When things bore me, I dig a huge grave(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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There to lay humankindAnd on its headstone are these few words:
"Could have shown a bit more restraint."
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 11:28,
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but who wrote the words tho? and who is it that's reading them out, eh? this is preposterous. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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ALIENSwho all use English for some reason
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 14:30,
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I've noticed that too. It really is a universal language. (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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couldn't sleepfuck it. baking a sweet loaf.
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 4:06,
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ur an craZie man!(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 4:09,
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Zach and Cody will be excited (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 28 Jul 2023, 8:56,
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Art by Joan G. Stark
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 21:10,
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That reminds me, we haven't seen much of MONO! here lately, have we?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Jul 2023, 22:37,
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I have a coldthat was delivered to me by the Flat Earther. It's probably covid, because of course it would be.
Describe the most dangerously ignorant member of your extended family.
Alt: Elephant bollocks
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 16:37,
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I think this was one of those characters where Playmates thought up a toyand then the cartoon makers tried to shoehorn him into the show
Dunno, it was late in the run and I'd stopped paying attention
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:47,
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King Lionheart is on the prowl and taking no prisoners. This royal robed roughcat is the result of Shredder's dirty work. Formerly a Shakespearean actor, Shredder tried turning this cat into "king of the mutants." But the Turtle dudes busted loose this beast before Shredder could give him the ol' whammy. Forever grateful, this King Arthur of the city sewers has joined the Turtles' crusade to wipe out the Foot Clan. He's the master of the slap 'em silly sceptre - and no defense can stop the penetrating power of his extra-cool Excalibur. So join allegiance with King Lionheart - ruler of righteousness and pizza-lovin' lion.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:02,
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I never knew Shredder was formerly a Shakespearean actor.Or was the cat a Shakespearean actor? Was the actor a human and Shredder fused him with a cat?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:04,
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Is "ol' whammy" supposed to mean brainwashing or something?I mean it kind of looks like the turtles turned up too late to stop the mutation plan
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:25,
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We deserve answers to these important questions.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:28,
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Of course the answer is, "Let's just write any old shit in the bio, only small children will bother to look at it".(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:41,
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I could ask varnerstudios on instagram, and they would probably answerbut the answer will be "look, we only did the sculpts, any kind of backstory is up to the publisher"
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:46,
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If he's a goodie why is he hitting Raphael over the head on the pack artwork(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:22,
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I watched Robin and Marian the other day, it was pretty alright.www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t4mxChQ_cs
Sean Connery and Audrey Hepburn as Robin & Marian, Richard Harris as Richard I. Lots of wtf cameos and stunt casting.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:29,
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The adventures of Robin Hood Erroll Flynn and Olivia DeHaviland, with Basil Rathbone as Guy of Gisburn and Claude Rains as Prince John. Best Robin Hood there is.
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:47,
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Jesus nobody cares about your shingles, give it a rest.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:31,
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Is herpes a taxonomical race? The definition gets a little fuzzy, especially when talking about viruses.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:11,
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The mental Gives her bank card to neighbours, with her pin number, without checking how much has been taken. Thinks lemon juice cures heartburn, believes children should play in filthy and/or dangerous places to have a "fun" childhood. I could go on for hours.
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:18,
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Children should definitely play in dangerous filthy places,as that is their natural environment.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 19:45,
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A puddle in the middle of a busy road is not the place to play (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 20:05,
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Afternoon Cheers (
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 16:19,
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all good in a hoodYour slef?
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 16:23,
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better late than never (
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 16:33,
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aye, life’s too short to do the same thing forever Profile for Cheers:
a member for 15 years, 11 months and 26 days
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 16:39,
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don't feel old i joined 50,000 users before youAnd I'm still here, multiple career changes later, (Also accounts).
I can't do the same thing for too long i get bored.
Also i get fired but i feel boredom is the main reason and I'm sticking to that
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 16:42,
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I had an older account but can’t remember the password This one was set up to troll Legless
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 16:48,
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what was you old olde account?(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 16:56,
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You even edited the number you crafty swine
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:28,
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I am 45, open to meeting interesting/intelligent people in the Chicago/NW Indiana area (i.e.: able to talk about something other than tv programs), working as a freelance reporter and always looking for illustration/writing work. I'm most probably horny, too.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 23:18,
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he is dead now, according to creepy internet stalker and banned poster 'Dozer'struck down by The Lord for compulsive lying, apparently*
*I may have made this last bit up
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:29,
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Lolzwww.dozer-shop.com/product-page/fuck-off
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:47,
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it's bin ends day at Lidl, get ingrabbed a shitload of Puglian appasimento rosso, some Lugana and a couple of Fleuries, all ยฃ4.99 instead of ยฃ8-9. Back hurts from lugging it home but well worth it.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:08,
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now I'm back I might shaft a schnauser(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:09,
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I'm glad they're doing bags of squid for Greek week Doesn't seem to be much call for it, so I'll stock up while I can
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 22:19,
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Optimus strong, but Mebevarian stronger(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 13:26,
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Without the Mebevarians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to us, telling us the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you'll hear them speaking to you.
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Al "Nigh" Log, legendary blues guitarist(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 16:05,
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Going great, another victory for teh "Internet Archive"web.archive.org/web/20111211131301/http://www.b3ta.com/board/8352212
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 11:08,
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Glad they banned that prick, only 19 FPs FFS(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 12:14,
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Going to the doctor's Buscopan are shit.
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 11:20,
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They sound like a metal dish used by itinerant musicians to collect coins donated by the public.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Jul 2023, 11:42,
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They're for IBS Unfortunately, the medicine that works is made in Germany and I can't get it anymore
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 11:46,
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You say that like Poland's a thing, it's either eastern Germany or western Russia depending on how the next few years pan out.
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This is an episode of Heart To Heart I must have missed.(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 12:44,
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Mebevarian(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 12:10,
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Kolanticon gel(
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 12:28,
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yeah, that's a thing of the past.You can still get dicycloverine tablets/liquid though [if clinically appropriate], that's pretty much the only ingredient in it that would have any significant effect.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 12:36, archived)
Dicycloverine, also known as dicyclomine, sold under the brand name BentylLol Bentyl
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 12:41,
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The blister strips were the most fabulous reflective aquamarine, though.My favourite colour of all the packagings.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 12:58, archived)
I play a game every month Called "what colour are my ramipril this time?"
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 13:33,
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I'll have to give that a try For now, he's sending me for blood tests to rule out any other nastiness, given my family's cancer history and my sister's recent diverticulitis diagnosis
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 13:09,
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Well that's shit. Is this a Brexit dividend, do you think?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Jul 2023, 12:59,
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According to my pharmacist, yes (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 13:07,
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He's talking out of his arse, then.Kolanticon being discontinued has nothing to do with Brexit.
edit: it was made by Peckforton Pharmaceuticals, which was bought up by Abbey Pharma last year. They obviously didn't want Kolanticon, so the Marketing Authorisation was transferred to Dendron Brands (who make Dentinox and Medijel, among other things). They've got the current UK Product Licence, and are authorised to manufacture it by the MHRA, but apparently they can't be bothered. All of this suggests to me that it was neither profitable nor particularly effective for most people, which sucks for anyone who did find it useful.
www.gov.uk/government/publications/freedom-of-information-responses-from-the-mhra-week-commencing-23-may-2022/freedom-of-information-request-on-the-marketing-authorisation-for-kolanticon-gel-foi-22687
(, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 13:10, archived)
He is a bit weird, tbhIt sucks that they will discontinue medicines for the sake of profit, even when some patients need it
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 13:32,
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I think it's more likely to be a problem with either a raw material or manufacturing process/equipment, to be honest.Availability of Kolanticon has been on and off for a lot of the last decade, and it was unavailable for at least the last year that Peckforton had the MA. They were obviously unable to make it, and then they were bought by another company. Who knows how much of a revenue stream Kolanticon was for them, but perhaps that was a factor. The new MA holders would presumably face the same issues, and reformulating a licensed product would be very expensive and would probably take years.
tl;dr: I suppose the good news is that someone still holds the MA and can still market it in the UK - they wouldn't have applied if they weren't at least considering making it - but don't hold your breath. Hopefully your doctor can prescribe a suitable alternative in the meantime.
(, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 13:47, archived)
Also, did the conversation go along the lines of:"Why can't you get hold of my medicine?"
"If I say 'Brexit', will you go away and leave me alone?"
(, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 13:59, archived)
Not quite I'd gone in for the 3rd time in a fortnight because it wasn't in stock. I asked why they couldn't get it and he basically said it was made in Germany and thanks to brexit, we no longer had a trade deal with them
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 14:07,
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Pretty much exactly what I said, then.I mean, it may be made in Germany, but that's nothing to do with why it isn't available here. Don't get me wrong, Brexit has fucked up the medicine supply chain in any number of ways, but he just made up that shite about trade deals to get you to go away.
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Managed to blag a few weeks extra of paternity leaveI approve
How was the huliday?
(, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 11:46, archived)
resultholiday was excellent thank you
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 13:57,
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Down tools, up spoons (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 11:47,
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RIP /calendar :((
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 7:53,
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4eva in r harts(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 8:17,
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It's too much effort to type the whole address rather than clicking on the link so I guess I'll never know (
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 8:06,
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b3ta.com/calendar/write.php?parent=28165
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 9:34,
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There was a problem posting your message:You must enter a message.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 11:58,
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Has Farrage crashed NatWest yet?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 8:10,
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It doesn't need help with that 3 branches closed here in the last year
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 8:47,
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He's made the share price low for his mates(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 8:58,
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Any woke lib who challenges his free speech deserves to go under(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 9:03,
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You've got to admire him for getting Couts branded as a woke institutionThat's some skilful reframing that is.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 9:40,
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Perhaps they asked him to, and it benefits them in some way(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 9:44,
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Board meeting: "It seems that nowadays pretending you have morals is quite profitable. Can anyone think up a strategy?"(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 9:47,
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Me and the boy are off to invade Liverpool in a bit World museum and then the cinema to watch that new Spider-Man spider verse filmโฆyawn!
(, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 9:02, archived)
Pan-asian restaurant on great Charlotte Street About ยฃ15 each, all you can eat and a wide variety of foods. Great place for lunch.
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 9:14,
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Would an 8 year old enjoy it? He is, I am afraid, more of a McDonald’s guy. (, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 10:32, archived)
They have chicken nuggets Chips, burgers, fish fingers, pizza, sausages and all you can eat ice cream. Our lot love it.
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 11:19,
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Yeah, just saw that myself 56 is no age at all to die
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 19:27,
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Unless you’re Nigel Farage, in which case you’re 3 years overdue (
Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 19:32,
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He should have been aborted (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 21:51,
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That depends on the age of the person saying it(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 19:45,
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Some time during or after your last birthday(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Colorado family members die trying to live 'off the grid'"They had a lot of literature with them about outdoor survival and foraging and stuff like that. But it looked like they [bought supplies] at a grocery store."
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 4:25,
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Everyone deserves a long and full life Except billionaires, tories and cops
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 21:52,
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Art by Joan G. Stark
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 20:09,
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In fairness, she's far from the only person famous for singing that particular someone else's songs(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 19:54,
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I saw Chris Cornell sing that very song and now where is he?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 19:58,
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Do you reckon since Prince died those cease and desist don't apply anymore?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 21:22,
archived)
Probably now that he's 'passed over' he can see everything on earth, like even your IP address and file storage system, and logically I don't see why he'd be any less litigious(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 22:08,
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22:39 Flavor Flav hails 'legend that's gone to soon'(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 22:48,
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I wondered whether this was typical shit BBC quality controlor his original wording, so went to his twitter to check
and was reminded yet again that the site is now unusable to anyone without an account
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 22:51,
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Yeah I took a look yesterday but only got the landing/login popup, needed to x out of it, and there were two little black x's at the top of the window(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 23:24,
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This is an X website, it has ceased to be(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 0:28,
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It still said "welcome to twitter" though, not sure what's going on(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 1:00,
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Hi wanker's, Queef here with an afternoon threadBack in 'the UK' now, bit of a shame but I missed eating nothing spicy for a week so it's not all bad news. Hows it going? Actually, don't tell me.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 12:17,
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www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/nlpsjd/there_was_no_chocolate_centre_in_my_feast_ice/
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 12:37,
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Wonder why they never did a white chocolate version(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 12:39,
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Because white chocolate is vile and smells like baby sick (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 12:42,
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Yes, but some people still like eating loads of itBaby sick, I mean
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 12:43,
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Yes, massive headwrongs (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 12:48,
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bitches be lovin' a good FEASTING(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:35,
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it's disappointing what you've done here(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:27,
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I thought you had a bit of spunk Huw(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:27,
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You know, I kept hearing that and I didn't believe it(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:32,
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a 25 year quest to ID an 80s hip hop record has finally come to an end, not only that but I've just bought it for £6I am fucking delighted
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:45,
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it's all great but the magic really starts at 3:47www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Q_UyGjK9g&t=227s&ab_channel=Dr.Jeckyll%26Mr.Hyde-Topic
Cold Crush Brothers rhyme over the beat on a 1984 Arena documentary on hip hop and I've always wondered what it was
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:47,
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the sad thing, Queef, is that literally no-one other than you gives even the tiniest shit(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:48,
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what are you on about now?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 15:44,
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Don't; let's leave it there eh?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:01,
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the important thing is that *I* know what I'm on about now(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:36,
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Fresh and/or Fly, I can imagine one or more young urban gentlemen talking over the top of it(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 14:13,
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Rugged urban outdoorsmen, you mean(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:03,
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Just FEASTED on some leftover risotto from last night.It featured several species of wild mushrooms and meat from the chicken I roasted on Sunday. It was, if I may say so, 'well nom', as the kool kids say.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:30,
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Have chips with that?(
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:32,
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+ hardon (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 15:03,
archived)
Here's an ascii art attempt at Björk:
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What do you think, Johnny Nomates? I tried to capture her unique hairstyle and facial features with simple ascii characters.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:08,
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Unequal diameter candles burn at different speeds(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:15,
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And I feel such love and gratitude! Here are coming the aliens!We're doing Bjork lyrics, right?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:41,
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I can't find a decent copy of the picture online now, they've all been resized and/or cropped(, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 14:18, archived)
Have all your old posts been deleted? I'm struggling to find anything(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 14:21,
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My account was nuked in the wake of Bantongate.I'm sure I could ask to have it reinstated, but what's the point? All the pictures went down with b3tards anyway.
(, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 14:23, archived)
No no no, put that fire back in your belly and get FEASTING(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:50,
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What if /board was delicious once cooked? Fire up the grill(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 16:56,
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if it was veg it would be mushy and covered in soft white mold, if it was meat it would be green-tinged and slimy (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 17:17,
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My little nephew has been to a couple of underground raves now, think it's his Saturday thing (
mongychops, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 14:39,
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was hoping for an update along these lines, good to see the torch being passed (
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 14:58,
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has he got hold of any decent drugs yet(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 15:19,
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Fucking hellyoung people are just wrong.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 15:44,
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i love a good ket binge, me(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 17:47,
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Tell him the 37% Ghost Train Haze is done, it was good but not fantastic, there are lots of strains with lower numbers but higher potency(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 17:02,
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fuck you, richard's. fuck you.(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 17:46,
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David Grusch says he knows of โmultiple colleaguesโ who were physically injured by UAP activity and by people within the US federal government. Asked to go into detail, Grusch says he โcanโt get into the specificsโ.
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$$ โ
, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 17:55,
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love it when the good guys win(
theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 10:52,
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I won't tell you mine, but my father in the record shop, "no-one will remember this in a few weeks, why don't you buy something classical?"(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:54,
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He really is an oily cunt (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 11:22,
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Heh Totally expected that
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 12:41,
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You've gone too Farage this time(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 13:25,
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i hate mondays(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 6:41,
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You’ve almost got to admire his ability to continually keep himself in the public eye Still a massive cunt though
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 8:35,
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"Let the corrected record show, my behaviour makes people think I'm awful."This is like some kind of weird reverse defamation case.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 9:52,
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I drank far too much wine, and now I don't feel fine(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 8:50,
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I don't know what to do, might have a dark green poo(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 8:50,
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Sniff them all you like, I won't kinkshame (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 23:13,
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other ppls plops are the worst(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 23:41,
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