it was nice knowing you(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:23,
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Yours counts too.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:29,
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do you mind we're trying to not talk to you(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:38,
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Definitely don't use ignore or anything, I'd melt IRL!Like a wax candle! #SaveDave
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:41,
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You never said that though!Fool!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 19:10,
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are they bullying him?(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:46,
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You dropped this:,Trouser
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:47,
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i'll never drop my trousers for you! i've got a restaining order, Dave
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:50,
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I saw that edit!(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:51,
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oh yeah? well edit this: PARP!(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:01,
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omg that doens't even make sense because you are the editing one!What next, deleting this entire sub-thread to cause confusion? That seems like something you might do.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:03,
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oh why don't you poke me in the eye and fuck me up the arse at the same time you deviant sex monster(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:04,
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omgHow terrible. I am writing to Kier Starmer about this place!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:05,
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just gaz great forum banter(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:06,
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I don't know who that is, never heard of 'em.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:12,
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i thought i made it pretty obvious tbh, trouser(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:16,
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People are Upset. On The Internet.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:18,
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100% real. I'm on my third keyboard already.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:55,
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all your angries are belong to us(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:58,
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I'm running a workshop now on how to avoid being angry on the internetsDo you want to join?
We have free coffee and donuts*
*virtual
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:10, archived)
I don't want any of those things. Gross.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:11,
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not even virtual blownuts?(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:12,
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I am not sure I want to know what that is.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:18,
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have you got a webcam? i'll show you(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:25,
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Don't worry they're virtualYou just have to make chomping and slurping sounds and everyone will be happy
ESPECIALLY ME!
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SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP!(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:39,
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I suppose I should be grateful that this is not as gross and degenerate as your Gaz messages...(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:42,
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our gaz love sessions are supposed to be private, daddy(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:51,
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Making good use of the ignore button todayafternoon, I mean
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:50,
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i used to live in a womble!(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:44,
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I was framing paintings this morningI like it as an activity but it makes a mess
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We went to see The Book Of Mormon last nightit was pretty good, as far as musicals go.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 13:54,
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It is.some decent tunes, good performances, plenty of gags that live up to the boys' reputation (AIDS comes up quite a lot in a funny way) and it walked a good balance between cynical and mawkish. Definitely one of the better shows on in the West End.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 14:44,
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Never been a fan of musicals but I’ve heard good things about this one, maybe I’ll check it out (
Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 15:18,
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Those good things you've heard are from people who like musicals, hth(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Afternoon Making use of the free WiFi at my parents' house
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 13:56,
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Years ago I used to make use of my neighbour’s WiFi as they’d left it openHad free internet for almost a year
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 14:04,
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I'm using our neighbours WiFours has died and we're looking after their plants while they're away so. You know. Great time to look up bestiality and download the terrorits cook book.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 14:45,
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I'll just open a private tab to see who's responsible, brb (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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i have no idea what you're correct about(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Let's not forget that mohafa put me on ignore because he thought I was bou.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:32,
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Would like to report peak cute kitteh activityKitteh has been running around like she's on amphetamines, just brought her collar into the room and dropped it at my feet and purred as I put it on her. Now she's sitting on the windowsill with a pink collar on looking out of the window.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:01,
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alright riverghost, I assumed you died of toxoplasmosis years ago(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:06, archived)
I expect he ripped off one too many people(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:27,
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Mine is sulking in his hammock Had to squirt him because he kept chewing on my work boots
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:37,
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She literally launches herself at me when I'm workingruns up the back of the office chair and sits on the headrest looking down at me. She's done it in meetings. It goes down well with colleagues.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:43,
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I bet it does Gave him prawns for the first time last night, woke up to find them everywhere. I'll have to remember to snip them up next time.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 10:18,
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my mrs won't let up on me about oneI have to point out that literally every guarantee she gave me about the last one, she broke. It's a no from me, dawg. Other people's cats, sure.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:29,
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so if she brought someone else's cat home you'd be ok with it?sounds like a loophole to me!
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PUSHING OUT SOME 'KING'S FINGERS'(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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spunking out custard, spunking out sprinkles, various toppings, shooting out of winkles (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Bloke used to come round the pub selling themFuck knows where they came from, literally furthest place from all coasts
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 1:44,
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I've not eaten a winkle for 40 years, not sure if I enjoyed them even then . I wonder if the shop will let you just try a couple of winkles . I'll ask tomorrow (
mongychops, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 23:35,
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we used to eat those with vinegar I think, they're chewy and a bit rubbery, basically like eating a tiny snail (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Saw a video of a person of dubious parentageTaking a shit on a London street the other day. So you're in good company.
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Nothing dubious about *your* parentage, two mums(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 13:48,
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Technically, over the course of my life, the number is four(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 15:11,
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Prince Harry outside Buckingham Palace?(
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 17:16,
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Second time this has happened, last week i ordered the shaven and ended up with a landing strip, same order this week and they've just delivered a full 70's hairy pie(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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ooh i've got some of those.might have some on a pizza
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 17:29,
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COILING OUT A TRIPLE TURN TOPPING(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Get a meringue torch on that motherfucker(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:46,
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what we're doing here is caramelizing the natural sugars to provide a sweet crisp outer shell and a warm gooey interior(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Testing testing Can't log in on pc but still signed in here, weird
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 15:49,
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MacMillan coffee morning at workSo I now have cake.
What tasty treats do you have?
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 10:58,
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Beef mince and skittles(
Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:50,
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What's on a misery pizza?(
Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:50,
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Thickly sliced ham and a shrunken chipolata(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:52,
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No that's in a Lancashire Hotpot(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:55,
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how do you spell that again? I can never get it right. (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Yes, I'm filled with a boundless joyAnd cake
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:51,
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Custom dictates that I ask how you are too(
Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:52,
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Dairy milk caramel in the fridge Thanks for reminding me
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:42,
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I recommend making a poolish or biga and doing a 3-day cold ferment with your dough rather than same-day, huge improvement in flavour(if you aren't already obv)
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 9:20,
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yeah i saw that on adam ragusa's(?) channel. i didn't, but i have in the past.(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 17:27,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 8:52,
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Update - that soup from yesterday just exited swiftlyyou could say, to use a pottery term, it was bisque fired!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 9:39,
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If you wish make a pizza from scratch you must first invent the universe.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:34,
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this is why you got fired from Domino's(
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 21:00,
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Pepperoni already exists (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 22:21,
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since you read my posts anyway why not just take me off 2.0 you fucking plum(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 22:36,
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you could be on to something there(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 2:11,
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Because you do racism.It's the only reason anyone is on my ignore list, scum.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 16:22,
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Regarding b3ta.com/talk/8424837
Didn't post it to be a bully or score bully points with others. Wanted to point out to YOU that calling me antisemitic was silly. Anyway I'm sorry if I bullied you that was not my intention.
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Very well said.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 16:14,
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Evening all.Got my first shotgun today, very excited with the thrill of ownership. What has excited you recently?
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i.imgur.com/3641ISD.jpg
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 22:21,
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I've been given a jolly nice carharrt bag(
Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 22:17,
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Why did you buy one?I haven't really had anything to be excited about, but every day many things to be immensely grateful for.
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I do enjoy a bit of clay shooting.I'm also a weirdo shut in prepper waiting for the inevitable collapse of civilisation with out of date tins of beans and a lifestraw.
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I'd be a prepper but I'm too poor to lay in supplies LOLThings are going to get pretty rough.
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making a pizza from scratch like a true italianeven making the sauce, dunno if i'm making it right but i've chosen tomato pasata, concentrated tomato paste, oregano, salt, pepper, bit of sugar and a dash of tabasco sauce. i'll let you know.
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 18:32,
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sounds great what toppings?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:45,
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yellow bell pepper, red onions, pepperoni and mushroom with four cheeses(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:55,
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i feed a wagtail waxworms and mealworms (real ones, not dried) at my window every morning and night. he's been coming for about 2 years. i call him waggy.one of his chicks comes now too. what shall i call it?
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:19,
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Call it "won't live if I stop".(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:43,
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Wattoo Wattoo
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:58,
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alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alrightalright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:23,
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yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeahNoel Gallaghzzzz
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Magnesium glycenateIs really helping with my depression.
I thought I would let you all know in case you are also suffering from it.
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yes. we have all been suffering your depression since you came backthank fuck it's helping. i actually feel a bit better already.
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 16:07,
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Somehow it's given me a broken pelvis(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 16:13,
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we can't start being nice or the wheels will fall off the /talk wagonyou know that
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 18:37,
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afternoon It's been 20 years. Can I stop shitposting yet?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:12,
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only joking What else is there to do in our idle time?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:15,
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alright willenium?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 17:23,
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Most people gave up long before they reached this point.Sir, I salute your courage, your strength, your indefatigability, and I want you to know that we are with you.
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thanksYour kind words make it all worthwhile.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:27,
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Happy candles, going to go for a plop to celebrate (
broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:42,
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I'm sure you have the ability to do so Whether you may or not is another matter.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:43,
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nah might as well keep going at this point (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:49,
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20 happy flaming candles up your bum™(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:25,
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I had lobster bisque for lunchout of a jar. Best before June 2025 - how the fuck can seafood stay safe that long? Anyway. It was nice. I feel fine.
You enjoyed any posh nosh recently?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 11:42,
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It was thiswww.ocado.com/products/m-s-lobster-bisque-611833011
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 12:16,
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www.standard.co.uk/news/londoners-diary/londoners-diary-nigella-prefers-her-nosh-to-be-down-and-dirty-a3142096.html
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Sep 2024, 12:17,
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Presumably busy soaking her turkey in a bucket as we speak.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:04,
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I don't think I've ever had bisquein fact I'm only aware of eating lobster once
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All the forgotten lobsterssuch a shame.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:01,
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The average posh person eats five lobsters in their sleep over the course of their lifetime.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:03,
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I eat lobster whenever I get the chance It's delicious
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 14:43,
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The more affluent you are, the more you’re likely to drink. But the poorer you are, the more likely you are to suffer alcohol-related harm.(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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And yet people can be alcoholics, rich or poorPerhaps the rich are better protected from themselves.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 16:05,
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Or, the rich are employing the poor to become alcoholics on their behalf(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Bisque?BISQUE?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:03,
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Hoops on toastIn celebration of my b3ta birthday
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:11,
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Mighty Boosh were on itwww.youtube.com/watch?v=pbHI09AKbPk
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:17,
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I really didn't want to like it but the first two seasons won me over, I hated the third season tho(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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my favourites were 1 and 32 is good, but I thought it was a dip
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Crack fox That whole episode is fucking mental
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 14:45,
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one of the bestI liked the crack fox
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 14:53,
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It was the one I used to introduce my brother to the boosh Ge phoned me afterwards and said "what the fuck did I just watch?"
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 15:50,
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I'm being pestered to choose where I want to go for my birthday meal It's not for a month, so I don't see why I need to decide now. I know where my family wants to go, but my best friend is taking me there on my actual birthday.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:42,
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Ew, no Probably the Argentinian place in town
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:25,
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morningI have the phrase "fighting dumpster fire with dumpster fire" stuck in my head, you can all use it however you see fit.
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frowning on insidious Americanisms with a stiff upper lip(
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 9:37,
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fighting an utter shower with a total cock-up(
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 9:37,
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I have the fartsItβs too late for this nonsense.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 22:27,
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i dutch oven myself, i'm not wasting them on the misses(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 7:18,
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The room smelled like the inside of a packet of dry roasted peanuts(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 9:25,
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There's nothing worse than an egg fartOr maybe a popcorn fart
Glorious unless it's not yours
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Weird little sandy deposits in the corners?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 10:44,
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Dave, honestly, who gives a shit?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 16:48,
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i gave a shit about half an hour agoit was disappointingly small
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 16:50,
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and i had to strain to eject it(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 16:51,
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alright 'Senser', guess it's true what they say about you on here(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:28, archived)
it's all trueeven the lies are true unfortunately
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:29,
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fuck me are those cunts still going?(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:31,
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Did you actually break your pelvis and have a numb arse for 15 years or is this a tissue of whoppers?
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:43, archived)
that's true.i've broken somewhere in the region of 22 bones due to motorbikes. i also broke my femur and had a fatty embolism in my heart. AND got septicemia as a result of that crash. i was unconscious for a few weeks.
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:44,
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i didn't post it to fesshole(
MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:49,
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I only broke my small toes, and they barely count.Rest is 'ard and nails m8. Grrr. Yeah.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:53,
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alright Evel Knievel?(
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 19:06,
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Show us your wheelie(
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 19:46,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=58_lUcC-X_w
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgXWLFpAKRU
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:56,
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they'll be public for 10 minutesfrom now.
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MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 18:17,
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Rumours, I doubt that's true.It's those "offline people" trying to put people off.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 18:03,
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 20:14,
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I'm so fucked off.Especially after the afternoon I've had. JFC.
2.5 hours waiting at another walk-in only to be told completely contradictory info to the last one. No medicine. An urgent ENT referral though. Urgent means I should be told I have an appointment within two. Fucking. Weeks.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 20:08,
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Too much Zappayou've probably twisted your ear drum
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 20:29,
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Not nearly enough Zappa.This week I've been mostly listening to Gentle Giant, 70s King Crimson, and a little bit of 80s King Crimson playing 70s King Crimson.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 22:07,
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You know what?You sanctimoniously lecture everyone about racism all the time, typical virtue signaling, which is very suss. It makes me think you are the biggest racist on here, the way you protest about it (too much) and yet you were happy to give me another chance while thinking I'm antisemitic? Does that mean you value the rights of POC more than the rights of Jews?
Alt: I hope your ear falls off.
P.s. you cannot wait two weeks for treatment of an ear infection. You will bloodywell lose your hearing.
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You can't possibly understand half of the terms you are using.'Sanctimony' suggests that you place equal moral value on racism and anti-racism. My moral position (don't be a racist cunt) is the superior. I understand how that might seem sanctimonious to someone with inferior morals.
Your paranoid suspicion of anti-racist behaviour also strongly indicates that you hold pro and anti racism in moral equivalence...
Complaining about virtue signalling is signalling the virtue of not signalling virtues. Its unironic deployment in an argument is a useful identifier of a simple mind brainwashed by simple right wing populism.
Thinking that complaining about overt and casual racism makes one a bigger racist than those using overt racist language and casual racist tropes, makes you a complete fucking idiot. The logic just isn't even there.
I was willing to give you a chance based on your fucked up colonial upbringing and your tenuous mental state. You've had all the benefit of the doubt I'm willing to give.
Jews and POC are not mutually exclusive groups. Yours is an argument from ignorance and so it is dismissed.
Thanks for your concern and attention. Now please fuck off.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 21:37,
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Would you like some bullshit dressingTo go with that word salad π₯
Holy crap do you talk a load of kak
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I directly addressed your argument, such as it is, point by point.Word salad is not an appropriate term to describe that.
You are not good at arguing.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 3:01,
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Agree to disagree: you think I'm a racist antisemitic idiotAnd I think you're a pompous old fart.
Time for you to block me now.
Nice knowing you.
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Your whole argument is just a personal grievance stemming from your sense of entitlement,and your inability/unwillingness to comprehend the language you use. You brought up race, you dragged me into your childish attempt at bullying.
I can only assume you're doing this in the hope that by joining in with the racist morons they will accept you and respect you.
They're still going to think you're a cunt and you've just burnt another bridge.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:24,
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Relying on Ents for anything urgent is a bad idea.They took two whole days to formulate a plan that was no more complicated than "Let's go and fuck up thay Saruman bastard."
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 23 Sep 2024, 21:26,
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Nah m8, a two week wait referral means you get an ENT cancer exclusion referral in 2 weeks. An 'urgent' ENT referral is within the year if you're lucky, unfortunately that's about as 'urgent' as ENT gets.(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 22:01, archived)
Ah well yeah.There is a suspicious lump in my ear canal they want to have a look at. Again.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 22:08,
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(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 22:31, archived)
To be fair, an 'urgent' cardiology referral has been around a year wait for about as long as I've been a GP and a 2 week wait dermatology appointment is getting on for a month.And yet instead of any sort of acknowledgement that I'm still able to provide patients with an appointment within 4 weeks for even non urgent problems despite the fact that our staff are leaving in droves due to the unmanageable workload and we can't afford to replace them as we struggle to balance the relentless rising costs against static government funding and ever increasing need arising from an aging population and the failure of hospitals to provide any sort of timely care even as the NHS proportional spending on secondary vs primary care continues to increase, GPs are still getting all the flack for the health service being shit because hospitals are special or something.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 22:25, archived)
Hey now I will fucking revolt if any fucker tries to take my NHS.GP surgeries seemed to work a lot better before 2010, just to pick an election year almost completely at random... Also patient satisfaction was at an all time high around that time.
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