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don't reply to Dave any more
got it
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:14, archived)
RUDE

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:17, archived)
it was nice knowing you

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:23, archived)
ffs

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:28, archived)
Yours counts too.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:29, archived)
do you mind we're trying to not talk to you

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:38, archived)
Definitely don't use ignore or anything, I'd melt IRL!
Like a wax candle! #SaveDave
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:41, archived)
#SAVEDAVE

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:51, archived)
less rude, more practical tbh

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:37, archived)
Still counts.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:37, archived)
the key word is 'directly' you deleting shitnuts

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 19:04, archived)
You never said that though!
Fool!
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 19:10, archived)
calm down, Trouser

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 19:22, archived)
, Trouser

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 19:29, archived)
, Saved Dave

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 20:06, archived)
SAVE DAVE!

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:47, archived)
SAVE DAVE!

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:57, archived)
>:-)

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:22, archived)
I am the Mighty Bou
Shame are they bullying you?
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:41, archived)
are they bullying him?

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:46, archived)
You dropped this:
,Trouser
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:47, archived)
i'll never drop my trousers for you! i've got a restaining order
, Dave
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:50, archived)
I saw that edit!

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:51, archived)
nuh uhhh!!

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:57, archived)
Did too!

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:58, archived)
oh yeah? well edit this: PARP!

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:01, archived)
omg that doens't even make sense because you are the editing one!
What next, deleting this entire sub-thread to cause confusion? That seems like something you might do.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:03, archived)
oh why don't you poke me in the eye and fuck me up the arse at the same time you deviant sex monster

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:04, archived)
omg
How terrible. I am writing to Kier Starmer about this place!
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:05, archived)
just gaz great forum banter

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:06, archived)
I don't know who that is, never heard of 'em.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:12, archived)
i thought i made it pretty obvious tbh, trouser

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:16, archived)
People are Upset. On The Internet.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:18, archived)
Yes he's all angry and everything

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:54, archived)
100% real. I'm on my third keyboard already.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:55, archived)
all your angries are belong to us

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:58, archived)
Oh ok then.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:59, archived)
I'm running a workshop now on how to avoid being angry on the internets
Do you want to join?
We have free coffee and donuts*


*virtual
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:10, archived)
I don't want any of those things. Gross.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:11, archived)
not even virtual blownuts?

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:12, archived)
I am not sure I want to know what that is.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:18, archived)
have you got a webcam? i'll show you

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:25, archived)
NO GRUNDLE

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:26, archived)
Don't worry they're virtual
You just have to make chomping and slurping sounds and everyone will be happy

ESPECIALLY ME!
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:26, archived)
Yeah... no.

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:35, archived)
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP!

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:39, archived)
I suppose I should be grateful that this is not as gross and degenerate as your Gaz messages...

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:42, archived)
our gaz love sessions are supposed to be private, daddy

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:51, archived)
Making good use of the ignore button today
afternoon, I mean
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:50, archived)
It won't help!
🤣
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 13:10, archived)
Cheer up cheers.
Just having a laugh
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 13:13, archived)
alright the wombles of wimbledon

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 13:14, archived)
alright

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 14:02, archived)
i used to live in a womble!

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:44, archived)
Cheers Cheers

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 13:32, archived)
Bollocks

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 14:02, archived)
Take a big shit on top

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 14:04, archived)
💩 🔝

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 15:19, archived)
poor old Gareth Jones

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 19:20, archived)
I was framing paintings this morning
I like it as an activity but it makes a mess
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 13:34, archived)
That's what she said!

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 13:41, archived)
lol

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 14:41, archived)
We went to see The Book Of Mormon last night
it was pretty good, as far as musicals go.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 13:54, archived)
Is that the one written by the South Park guys?

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 14:03, archived)
It is.
some decent tunes, good performances, plenty of gags that live up to the boys' reputation (AIDS comes up quite a lot in a funny way) and it walked a good balance between cynical and mawkish. Definitely one of the better shows on in the West End.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 14:44, archived)
Never been a fan of musicals but I’ve heard good things about this one, maybe I’ll check it out

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 15:18, archived)
Those good things you've heard are from people who like musicals, hth

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 16:07, archived)
brn tbh

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 16:09, archived)
MRS

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 16:10, archived)
TROUSER

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 16:10, archived)
Afternoon
Making use of the free WiFi at my parents' house
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 13:56, archived)
Years ago I used to make use of my neighbour’s WiFi as they’d left it open
Had free internet for almost a year
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 14:04, archived)
|337

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 14:42, archived)
No real passwords pls

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 15:18, archived)
I'm using our neighbours WiF
ours has died and we're looking after their plants while they're away so. You know. Great time to look up bestiality and download the terrorits cook book.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 14:45, archived)
scary cheese cracker recipes?

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 14:47, archived)
'cheese'

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 16:14, archived)
alright Wallace

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 16:42, archived)
I'll just open a private tab to see who's responsible, brb

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 15:58, archived)
I see what you did there

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 16:01, archived)
i have no idea what you're correct about

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 16:05, archived)
, Trouser

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 16:06, archived)
Let's not forget that mohafa put me on ignore because he thought I was bou.

(, Fri 27 Sep 2024, 16:32, archived)
FUCK YOU ALL

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:41, archived)
FUCK YOU ALL

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 13:13, archived)
Fuck you all
🤣😂
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 11:44, archived)
great forum banter

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:33, archived)
morning

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 7:12, archived)
morning

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 7:21, archived)
afternoon

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:27, archived)
afternoon

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:28, archived)
morning

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 7:27, archived)
afternoon

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:27, archived)
morning

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 7:45, archived)
afternoon

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:27, archived)
Janey GO DIE, more like!

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 7:56, archived)
morning, you mean
afternoon
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:27, archived)
morning

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 7:59, archived)
afternoon

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:27, archived)
Would like to report peak cute kitteh activity
Kitteh has been running around like she's on amphetamines, just brought her collar into the room and dropped it at my feet and purred as I put it on her. Now she's sitting on the windowsill with a pink collar on looking out of the window.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:01, archived)
alright riverghost, I assumed you died of toxoplasmosis years ago

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:06, archived)
I expect he ripped off one too many people

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:27, archived)
Mine is sulking in his hammock
Had to squirt him because he kept chewing on my work boots
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:37, archived)
She literally launches herself at me when I'm working
runs up the back of the office chair and sits on the headrest looking down at me. She's done it in meetings. It goes down well with colleagues.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:43, archived)
I bet it does
Gave him prawns for the first time last night, woke up to find them everywhere. I'll have to remember to snip them up next time.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 10:18, archived)
my mrs won't let up on me about one
I have to point out that literally every guarantee she gave me about the last one, she broke. It's a no from me, dawg. Other people's cats, sure.
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 12:29, archived)
so if she brought someone else's cat home you'd be ok with it?
sounds like a loophole to me!
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 13:33, archived)
That's how we got the last one

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 19:22, archived)
THERE MUST BE A RETURN OF THE SAUSAGES

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 9:55, archived)
WITH A BIG SHIT ON TOP

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 10:13, archived)
PUSHING OUT SOME 'KING'S FINGERS'

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 11:31, archived)
JUMPING FROG

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 11:38, archived)
^ Sausager Morrison

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 11:42, archived)
bollocks

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 20:09, archived)
buttocks

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 20:57, archived)
Butt-locks

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 21:12, archived)
Bot-cocks

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 21:19, archived)
oh go on then x

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 21:36, archived)
you filthy pervert

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 21:43, archived)
, Trouser

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 22:59, archived)
spunking out custard, spunking out sprinkles, various toppings, shooting out of winkles

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 22:43, archived)
With a big shit on top

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 22:59, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8424998
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 1:34, archived)
Bloke used to come round the pub selling them
Fuck knows where they came from, literally furthest place from all coasts
(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 1:44, archived)
I've not eaten a winkle for 40 years, not sure if I enjoyed them even then . I wonder if the shop will let you just try a couple of winkles . I'll ask tomorrow

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 23:35, archived)
we used to eat those with vinegar I think, they're chewy and a bit rubbery, basically like eating a tiny snail

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 1:03, archived)
I see your bollocks and raise you one wrinkley chipolata

(, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 1:45, archived)
Taking a big shit on top

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 13:20, archived)
Saw a video of a person of dubious parentage
Taking a shit on a London street the other day. So you're in good company.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 13:32, archived)
that was me m8

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 13:36, archived)
Nothing dubious about *your* parentage, two mums

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 13:48, archived)
Technically, over the course of my life, the number is four

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 15:11, archived)
Four mums, Richard?
That's insane.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 15:30, archived)
No wonder you are such a bellend

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 16:37, archived)
Haha, classic Lord Buttfart!

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 16:50, archived)
Who can be normal with 4 Mums
1 was bad enough
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 16:59, archived)


(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 15:06, archived)
Prince Harry outside Buckingham Palace?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 17:16, archived)
speaking of which
I forgot to have lunch
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:29, archived)
Have some cunt pizza

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:31, archived)
Add flaps: +$2

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:45, archived)
Remove flaps +$10

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:47, archived)
Second time this has happened, last week i ordered the shaven and ended up with a landing strip, same order this week and they've just delivered a full 70's hairy pie

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 15:02, archived)
HAIRY PIE

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 15:03, archived)
When the moon hits your eye

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 15:21, archived)
genuine lol

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 16:51, archived)
anchovy?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:46, archived)
Never heard of her

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:47, archived)
ooh i've got some of those.
might have some on a pizza
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 17:29, archived)
fuck a cake

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:43, archived)
And spunk out custard

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:47, archived)
COILING OUT A TRIPLE TURN TOPPING

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:43, archived)
Get a meringue torch on that motherfucker

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:46, archived)
what we're doing here is caramelizing the natural sugars to provide a sweet crisp outer shell and a warm gooey interior

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:48, archived)
Testing testing
Can't log in on pc but still signed in here, weird
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 15:49, archived)
It didn’t work, sorry

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 16:07, archived)
Ch

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 16:26, archived)
eers

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 20:52, archived)
Got u on 2.0

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 17:10, archived)
MacMillan coffee morning at work
So I now have cake.
What tasty treats do you have?
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 10:58, archived)
I just ate a mince pie

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:11, archived)
sweet or savoury?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:17, archived)
yup

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:38, archived)
Beef mince and skittles

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:50, archived)
Disgusting

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:52, archived)
alright joey

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:53, archived)
MiseryCunt’s pizza

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:20, archived)
Misery Pizza's cunt

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:33, archived)
Fuck you, mr horrible, fuck you

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:41, archived)
And why not

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:48, archived)
What's on a misery pizza?

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:50, archived)
Thickly sliced ham and a shrunken chipolata

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:52, archived)
Your shrunken chipolata

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 13:23, archived)
Cirrhosis of the liver

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:54, archived)
No that's in a Lancashire Hotpot

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:55, archived)
no that was Bruce Wayne

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:31, archived)
is big batty

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:55, archived)
how do you spell that again? I can never get it right.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:54, archived)
Just mash the keyboard and hope for the best

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 16:09, archived)
hieros

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 20:52, archived)
oh you

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 17:23, archived)
chidrosis

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 20:53, archived)
Alright Wizzo

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:20, archived)
Yes, I'm filled with a boundless joy
And cake
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:51, archived)
Custom dictates that I ask how you are too

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:52, archived)
No thanks.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 12:17, archived)
👍🏻

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:55, archived)
No

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:21, archived)
, Trouser

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:38, archived)
Dairy milk caramel in the fridge
Thanks for reminding me
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:42, archived)
Turtle Power

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:49, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8424895
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:56, archived)
Nothing.
Having fish and broccoli 🥦 for lunch
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 13:18, archived)
morning

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 6:56, archived)
morning
Pizza for breakfast?
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 7:13, archived)
yes it was!

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 7:17, archived)
😎

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 7:18, archived)
I recommend making a poolish or biga and doing a 3-day cold ferment with your dough rather than same-day, huge improvement in flavour
(if you aren't already obv)

lish lol
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 9:20, archived)
yeah i saw that on adam ragusa's(?) channel. i didn't, but i have in the past.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 17:27, archived)
Morning!

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 7:15, archived)
morning!

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 7:17, archived)
morning

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 7:44, archived)
morning

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 7:46, archived)
Morning

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 8:52, archived)
Mornen

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 9:02, archived)
Update - that soup from yesterday just exited swiftly
you could say, to use a pottery term, it was bisque fired!!
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 9:39, archived)

Haha!
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 13:21, archived)
I hope your pizza gets set on fire

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 9:51, archived)
Take a big shit on top

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 13:19, archived)
If you wish make a pizza from scratch you must first invent the universe.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:34, archived)
this is why you got fired from Domino's

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 21:00, archived)
genuine lol

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 21:06, archived)
Pepperoni already exists

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 22:21, archived)
since you read my posts anyway why not just take me off 2.0 you fucking plum

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 22:36, archived)
It's almost as if he's trying to get a rise out of you

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 23:14, archived)
, Trouser

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 0:28, archived)
you could be on to something there

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 2:11, archived)
Because you do racism.
It's the only reason anyone is on my ignore list, scum.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 16:22, archived)
Regarding
b3ta.com/talk/8424837

Didn't post it to be a bully or score bully points with others. Wanted to point out to YOU that calling me antisemitic was silly. Anyway I'm sorry if I bullied you that was not my intention.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 0:43, archived)
Bollocks

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 0:46, archived)
Why are YOU awake at this hour?
I can't sleep.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 0:48, archived)
Very well said.

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 16:14, archived)
Evening all.
Got my first shotgun today, very excited with the thrill of ownership. What has excited you recently?
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:19, archived)
Misery Cunt's pizza

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:24, archived)

i.imgur.com/3641ISD.jpg
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 22:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8424857
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 22:37, archived)

Tbf that does look pretty exciting.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 23:18, archived)
That looks amazing!

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 1:17, archived)
My one-way flight to Switzerland

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:51, archived)
All set with dignitas?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 21:17, archived)
Pod is booked

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 21:25, archived)
hi will

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 22:18, archived)

Death is only the beginning.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 23:21, archived)
I've been given a jolly nice carharrt bag

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 22:17, archived)
Take a shit in it

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 22:35, archived)
I have a carhartt backpack m8, we can be bagpals!

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 23:13, archived)
Bagpals
Sounds a bit scrotumy.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 23:21, archived)
bollocks

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 1:50, archived)
Bully for you McBeefelby.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 23:22, archived)
Why did you buy one?
I haven't really had anything to be excited about, but every day many things to be immensely grateful for.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 0:46, archived)
I do enjoy a bit of clay shooting.
I'm also a weirdo shut in prepper waiting for the inevitable collapse of civilisation with out of date tins of beans and a lifestraw.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 11:43, archived)
I'd be a prepper but I'm too poor to lay in supplies LOL
Things are going to get pretty rough.
(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 13:20, archived)
alright

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 17:29, archived)
alright
Dinner plans?
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 17:51, archived)
making a pizza from scratch like a true italian
even making the sauce, dunno if i'm making it right but i've chosen tomato pasata, concentrated tomato paste, oregano, salt, pepper, bit of sugar and a dash of tabasco sauce. i'll let you know.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 18:32, archived)
Take a big shit on top

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:05, archived)
, Dave

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:08, archived)
Arthur C. Clarkzzz

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 22:49, archived)
sounds great
what toppings?
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:45, archived)
yellow bell pepper, red onions, pepperoni and mushroom with four cheeses

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:55, archived)
CURL ONE OUT ON TOP

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:59, archived)
YOU HEARD THE MAN

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 21:09, archived)
bollocks

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 22:56, archived)
Sounds good. Did you make the dough from scratch?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:46, archived)
YES!

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:08, archived)
i feed a wagtail waxworms and mealworms (real ones, not dried) at my window every morning and night. he's been coming for about 2 years. i call him waggy.
one of his chicks comes now too. what shall i call it?
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:19, archived)
Call it "won't live if I stop".

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:43, archived)
Bollocks

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:49, archived)
you would say that

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:56, archived)
Brb

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:43, archived)
Call the little bird bou

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:49, archived)
done.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:56, archived)

Wattoo Wattoo
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:58, archived)
waggy junior for fuck's sake

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:31, archived)
Jazz wag

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 22:12, archived)
Hello BPD
This is the Mighty bou
How are you doing
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:45, archived)
alright

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:58, archived)
alright

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:17, archived)
alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:23, archived)
yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Noel Gallaghzzzz
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 21:01, archived)
Magnesium glycenate
Is really helping with my depression.

I thought I would let you all know in case you are also suffering from it.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 15:43, archived)
Bollocks

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 16:04, archived)
Fuck you Mr. HORRIBLE
Fuck you.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 18:56, archived)
yes. we have all been suffering your depression since you came back
thank fuck it's helping. i actually feel a bit better already.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 16:07, archived)
Somehow it's given me a broken pelvis

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 16:13, archived)
it's a slippery slope

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 16:16, archived)
, Trouser

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 16:26, archived)
snake

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 17:53, archived)
I have tried to be nice

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 18:07, archived)
we can't start being nice or the wheels will fall off the /talk wagon
you know that
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 18:37, archived)
OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Now I get it.

Well fuck off then.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 18:52, archived)
*runs away crying*

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:10, archived)
Oy vey

(, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 0:47, archived)
afternoon
It's been 20 years. Can I stop shitposting yet?
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:12, archived)
only joking
What else is there to do in our idle time?
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:15, archived)
Bloody hell

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:16, archived)
exactly

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:17, archived)
alright willenium?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 17:23, archived)
yes. I'm fine ta

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 17:52, archived)
Most people gave up long before they reached this point.
Sir, I salute your courage, your strength, your indefatigability, and I want you to know that we are with you.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:26, archived)
thanks
Your kind words make it all worthwhile.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:27, archived)
Happy candles, going to go for a plop to celebrate

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:42, archived)
enjoy!

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 14:03, archived)
I'm sure you have the ability to do so
Whether you may or not is another matter.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:43, archived)
nah might as well keep going at this point

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:49, archived)
Hasn’t stopped anyone else

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:47, archived)
Happy B3taday!
Candle 🕯 day
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 14:24, archived)
Cheers

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 14:53, archived)
n00b

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 17:10, archived)
20 happy flaming candles up your bum™

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:25, archived)
I had lobster bisque for lunch
out of a jar. Best before June 2025 - how the fuck can seafood stay safe that long? Anyway. It was nice. I feel fine.

You enjoyed any posh nosh recently?
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 11:42, archived)
That sounds utterly grim

b3ta, I mean
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 11:51, archived)
It was this
www.ocado.com/products/m-s-lobster-bisque-611833011
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 12:16, archived)
Presumably busy soaking her turkey in a bucket as we speak.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:04, archived)
I don't think I've ever had bisque
in fact I'm only aware of eating lobster once
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 12:53, archived)
All the forgotten lobsters
such a shame.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:01, archived)
The average posh person eats five lobsters in their sleep over the course of their lifetime.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:03, archived)
I eat lobster whenever I get the chance
It's delicious
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 14:43, archived)
The more affluent you are, the more you’re likely to drink. But the poorer you are, the more likely you are to suffer alcohol-related harm.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 15:47, archived)
And yet people can be alcoholics, rich or poor
Perhaps the rich are better protected from themselves.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 16:05, archived)
Or, the rich are employing the poor to become alcoholics on their behalf

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 16:15, archived)
+ JOIN THE DOTS, SHEEPLE

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 16:18, archived)
Bisque?
BISQUE?
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:03, archived)
Hoops on toast
In celebration of my b3ta birthday
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:11, archived)
Mighty Boosh were on it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbHI09AKbPk
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:17, archived)

on fucking sh
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:36, archived)
I really didn't want to like it but the first two seasons won me over, I hated the third season tho

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 16:01, archived)
my favourites were 1 and 3
2 is good, but I thought it was a dip
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 17:21, archived)
Crack fox
That whole episode is fucking mental
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 14:45, archived)
one of the best
I liked the crack fox
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 14:53, archived)
It was the one I used to introduce my brother to the boosh
Ge phoned me afterwards and said "what the fuck did I just watch?"
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 15:50, archived)
I'm being pestered to choose where I want to go for my birthday meal
It's not for a month, so I don't see why I need to decide now. I know where my family wants to go, but my best friend is taking me there on my actual birthday.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 13:42, archived)
greggs

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 17:22, archived)
Ew, no
Probably the Argentinian place in town
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 19:25, archived)
El Greggos?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 21:02, archived)
morning

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 7:31, archived)
morning

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 7:57, archived)
Hi mate

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 8:30, archived)
morning
I have the phrase "fighting dumpster fire with dumpster fire" stuck in my head, you can all use it however you see fit.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 8:03, archived)
morning

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 8:30, archived)
, Trouser

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 9:22, archived)
Fuck you, mr horrible, fuck you

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 9:23, archived)
Bollocks

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 9:33, archived)
frowning on insidious Americanisms with a stiff upper lip

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 9:37, archived)
fighting an utter shower with a total cock-up

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 9:37, archived)
Morororornig

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 9:25, archived)
Gazza.

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 10:00, archived)
morning

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 9:38, archived)
Alright DW

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 10:01, archived)
I have the farts
It’s too late for this nonsense.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 22:27, archived)
morning

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 7:07, archived)
It's never too late for guffs

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 7:12, archived)
i dutch oven myself, i'm not wasting them on the misses

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 7:18, archived)
The room smelled like the inside of a packet of dry roasted peanuts

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 9:25, archived)
There's nothing worse than an egg fart
Or maybe a popcorn fart
Glorious unless it's not yours
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 9:49, archived)
Weird little sandy deposits in the corners?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 10:44, archived)
does he?

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 11:16, archived)

Red dwarf quote detected.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 11:23, archived)
Dave, honestly, who gives a shit?

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 16:48, archived)
i gave a shit about half an hour ago
it was disappointingly small
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 16:50, archived)
and i had to strain to eject it

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 16:51, archived)
fuck off then

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:21, archived)
alright 'Senser', guess it's true what they say about you on here

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:28, archived)
it's all true
even the lies are true unfortunately
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:29, archived)
fuck me are those cunts still going?

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:31, archived)
never heard of them

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:32, archived)

Did you actually break your pelvis and have a numb arse for 15 years or is this a tissue of whoppers?
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:43, archived)
that's true.
i've broken somewhere in the region of 22 bones due to motorbikes. i also broke my femur and had a fatty embolism in my heart. AND got septicemia as a result of that crash. i was unconscious for a few weeks.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:44, archived)
No then

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:48, archived)
i didn't post it to fesshole

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:49, archived)
Lol fatty

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:50, archived)
I only broke my small toes, and they barely count.
Rest is 'ard and nails m8. Grrr. Yeah.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:53, archived)

I don't think you should ride motorcycles any more.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 18:01, archived)
alright Evel Knievel?

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 19:06, archived)
sup

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 19:17, archived)
Show us your wheelie

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 19:46, archived)
do people do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:53, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=58_lUcC-X_w

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgXWLFpAKRU
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:56, archived)
both those are private

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 18:15, archived)
they'll be public for 10 minutes
from now.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 18:17, archived)
fuck off then

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 8:13, archived)
you would say that

(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 16:20, archived)
Rumours, I doubt that's true.
It's those "offline people" trying to put people off.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 18:03, archived)
and it's gone right on my 'ead

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 22:07, archived)
, Trouser

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:23, archived)
Nobody!

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:47, archived)

faecal transplant donors
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 19:04, archived)
poo4you.com

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 19:12, archived)
webuyanypoo.co.uk

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 19:20, archived)
cash4shit

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 19:58, archived)
Multi-Coloured Swap Plop

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 20:14, archived)

Turtle power.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 11:24, archived)
Turtle power!

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 23:13, archived)
I'm so fucked off.
Especially after the afternoon I've had. JFC.

2.5 hours waiting at another walk-in only to be told completely contradictory info to the last one. No medicine. An urgent ENT referral though. Urgent means I should be told I have an appointment within two. Fucking. Weeks.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 20:08, archived)
Too much Zappa
you've probably twisted your ear drum
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 20:29, archived)
Not nearly enough Zappa.
This week I've been mostly listening to Gentle Giant, 70s King Crimson, and a little bit of 80s King Crimson playing 70s King Crimson.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 22:07, archived)
You know what?
You sanctimoniously lecture everyone about racism all the time, typical virtue signaling, which is very suss. It makes me think you are the biggest racist on here, the way you protest about it (too much) and yet you were happy to give me another chance while thinking I'm antisemitic? Does that mean you value the rights of POC more than the rights of Jews?

Alt: I hope your ear falls off.

P.s. you cannot wait two weeks for treatment of an ear infection. You will bloodywell lose your hearing.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 20:31, archived)
You can't possibly understand half of the terms you are using.
'Sanctimony' suggests that you place equal moral value on racism and anti-racism. My moral position (don't be a racist cunt) is the superior. I understand how that might seem sanctimonious to someone with inferior morals.

Your paranoid suspicion of anti-racist behaviour also strongly indicates that you hold pro and anti racism in moral equivalence...

Complaining about virtue signalling is signalling the virtue of not signalling virtues. Its unironic deployment in an argument is a useful identifier of a simple mind brainwashed by simple right wing populism.

Thinking that complaining about overt and casual racism makes one a bigger racist than those using overt racist language and casual racist tropes, makes you a complete fucking idiot. The logic just isn't even there.

I was willing to give you a chance based on your fucked up colonial upbringing and your tenuous mental state. You've had all the benefit of the doubt I'm willing to give.

Jews and POC are not mutually exclusive groups. Yours is an argument from ignorance and so it is dismissed.

Thanks for your concern and attention. Now please fuck off.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 21:37, archived)
Would you like some bullshit dressing
To go with that word salad 🥗
Holy crap do you talk a load of kak
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 1:43, archived)
I directly addressed your argument, such as it is, point by point.
Word salad is not an appropriate term to describe that.

You are not good at arguing.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 3:01, archived)
Agree to disagree: you think I'm a racist antisemitic idiot
And I think you're a pompous old fart.

Time for you to block me now.

Nice knowing you.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 7:59, archived)
Your whole argument is just a personal grievance stemming from your sense of entitlement,
and your inability/unwillingness to comprehend the language you use. You brought up race, you dragged me into your childish attempt at bullying.

I can only assume you're doing this in the hope that by joining in with the racist morons they will accept you and respect you.

They're still going to think you're a cunt and you've just burnt another bridge.
(, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 20:24, archived)
Relying on Ents for anything urgent is a bad idea.
They took two whole days to formulate a plan that was no more complicated than "Let's go and fuck up thay Saruman bastard."
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 21:26, archived)
Nah m8, a two week wait referral means you get an ENT cancer exclusion referral in 2 weeks. An 'urgent' ENT referral is within the year if you're lucky, unfortunately that's about as 'urgent' as ENT gets.

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 22:01, archived)
Ah well yeah.
There is a suspicious lump in my ear canal they want to have a look at. Again.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 22:08, archived)
"I have a suspicious looking mole on my shoulder lolololololol"
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(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 22:31, archived)
To be fair, an 'urgent' cardiology referral has been around a year wait for about as long as I've been a GP and a 2 week wait dermatology appointment is getting on for a month.
And yet instead of any sort of acknowledgement that I'm still able to provide patients with an appointment within 4 weeks for even non urgent problems despite the fact that our staff are leaving in droves due to the unmanageable workload and we can't afford to replace them as we struggle to balance the relentless rising costs against static government funding and ever increasing need arising from an aging population and the failure of hospitals to provide any sort of timely care even as the NHS proportional spending on secondary vs primary care continues to increase, GPs are still getting all the flack for the health service being shit because hospitals are special or something.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 22:25, archived)
Hey now I will fucking revolt if any fucker tries to take my NHS.
GP surgeries seemed to work a lot better before 2010, just to pick an election year almost completely at random... Also patient satisfaction was at an all time high around that time.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 22:46, archived)
Morriseyzzzz

(, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 22:06, archived)

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